Getting Stray Cats High To Stop Them Eating My Pets

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Комментарии • 42 тыс.

  • @Ididathing
    @Ididathing  3 года назад +14576

    Watch me torture more cats in part 1: ruclips.net/video/HcSGd-5gRks/видео.html

  • @nickybutton100
    @nickybutton100 3 года назад +32535

    I love how he's treating those cats to several gourmet meals and high quality drugs and expects them to want to leave his house.

    • @steelingcable6350
      @steelingcable6350 3 года назад +797

      they'll probably freak the fuck out tbh.

    • @Username-1939t9
      @Username-1939t9 3 года назад +746

      actual crack house but for cats. all he needs now is psychedelic mushrooms

    • @briceheath9552
      @briceheath9552 3 года назад +174

      @@Username-1939t9 that's horrible lmao

    • @Ididathing
      @Ididathing  3 года назад +7833

      Its all part of my plan to get the whole neighborhood hooked on my supply

    • @sontang5621
      @sontang5621 3 года назад +82

      @@Ididathing 2 minutes ago lol

  • @niilovaananen3215
    @niilovaananen3215 3 года назад +79751

    The best defense is offense: throw tuna into your neighbours' yards and the cats will go to their yards

    • @possessedmisty9661
      @possessedmisty9661 3 года назад +4326

      Love it love everything about it u are a madlad

    • @numbermaster-nx2ru
      @numbermaster-nx2ru 3 года назад +1560

      holy moly

    • @dmitriyt.5847
      @dmitriyt.5847 3 года назад +2570

      Confuse the enemy

    • @cinnieboi7756
      @cinnieboi7756 3 года назад +2094

      Chaotic neutral

    • @rehanmollick6953
      @rehanmollick6953 3 года назад +1014

      :O i know this is ironic but ur actually a genius omfg i would do that 100% thx for telling me i am definetly writting this down! this is way too smart u IQ must be 1000

  • @joshuawang1307
    @joshuawang1307 Год назад +1950

    "It's not their fault. They're just doing what they were born to do: murder everything." That killed me

    • @casedistorted
      @casedistorted Год назад +46

      Never was there a truer statement. I’ve watched an pet cat outside at night literally torture a baby bird that fell out of its nest in a bush. Brought the baby bird inside to nurse it but he was in and out of consciousness all night and was dead by morning. I was so angry at that cat cuz it didn’t even try to eat it, just wanted to hurt it.

    • @eldradulthran6482
      @eldradulthran6482 Год назад +39

      @@casedistorted Wild dogs often do similar things in packs, using animals that they don't intend on killing as practice. It's just that cats are somewhat more efficient at this in the Australian environment.

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE Год назад +1

      ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎E‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

    • @MaeLSTRoM1997
      @MaeLSTRoM1997 Год назад +13

      so not only did the cats murder billions of small wildlife they also murdered you :(

    • @austinwilliams3369
      @austinwilliams3369 Год назад +8

      I didn’t know Americans and cats were so similar!

  • @tobywood9156
    @tobywood9156 9 месяцев назад +378

    as someone who knows a thing or two about trapping cats, first mistake is not covering the trap with a towel/blanket. the cat knowing theyre in a trap and not just a small hole makes them REALLY freak out, most ferals get violent but not batshit like that

    • @theRbell3000
      @theRbell3000 6 месяцев назад +15

      Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Not all tutorials mention this aspect of trapping cats!

    • @nicholascharles9625
      @nicholascharles9625 3 месяца назад

      So crocodile rules where you cover the eyes to get the to not thrash around?

    • @benayers8622
      @benayers8622 3 месяца назад +2

      any reason so many of them had no tail??

    • @highoninfinity
      @highoninfinity 3 месяца назад +3

      @@benayers8622 could be a lot of different things but i have a friend who's cat used to be a stray and had her tail chopped off by a lawn mower :( so something similar could be the cause, or if they're owned by someone maybe they had their tails docked for some reason

    • @Justcarlosdiaz
      @Justcarlosdiaz Месяц назад +5

      ​@@benayers8622 cats live hard ass lives

  • @maxweber7156
    @maxweber7156 3 года назад +5278

    Leave the child out for the nights and train him to hunt Cats

    • @DonnieX6
      @DonnieX6 3 года назад +455

      sorry, but I think you mean the little monkey?

    • @pixelgameinghunpixelgamein4491
      @pixelgameinghunpixelgamein4491 3 года назад +37

      Lmao

    • @v257to
      @v257to 3 года назад +120

      He is a paid actor

    • @caleblewis8169
      @caleblewis8169 3 года назад +91

      @@DonnieX6 who was eaten

    • @gran4404
      @gran4404 3 года назад +80

      Child? Ohhh, you mean the trained monkey. Easy mistake to make, don't beat yourself up

  • @bababoey3209
    @bababoey3209 3 года назад +4064

    Next video: *Giving homeless people weed on my porch so they dont steal my trash.*

    • @Campones
      @Campones 3 года назад +140

      But when you do it they’ll just say “Oi mate tf is this at least bring me the good stuff”

    • @sluvvr
      @sluvvr 3 года назад +6

      Haha

    • @aididzaquan7766
      @aididzaquan7766 3 года назад +4

      Didn't he already make a video about homeless people

    • @Ididathing
      @Ididathing  3 года назад +709

      My brother would just take it

    • @PIZZAloverNUMBERS
      @PIZZAloverNUMBERS 3 года назад +8

      @@Ididathing ez strat

  • @rhysbobaggins3585
    @rhysbobaggins3585 11 месяцев назад +242

    The callback to the ant in the pocket with the ant on the receipt had me in tears

  • @Tre-cg6uz
    @Tre-cg6uz Год назад +419

    Can’t believe I just watched 20 minutes of this. His narration is what keeps you

    • @TheDennys21
      @TheDennys21 7 месяцев назад +2

      Also the cats, cat videos are what YT was made for.

  • @BiggBoner
    @BiggBoner 3 года назад +10586

    When cats get drugged it’s considered funny, but when I get drugs it’s “illegal” and I get “jail time.”

    • @ahzayah9026
      @ahzayah9026 3 года назад +1206

      and i "have to get out of the wallmart"

    • @theprogrammer32
      @theprogrammer32 3 года назад +179

      upvoted for calcium

    • @aididzaquan7766
      @aididzaquan7766 3 года назад +14

      Lol

    • @Kyle-gw6qp
      @Kyle-gw6qp 3 года назад +431

      @@ahzayah9026 don't forget the classic "you can't be naked around children"

    • @aididzaquan7766
      @aididzaquan7766 3 года назад +12

      ruclips.net/video/rmIJ4tUWs-I/видео.html
      This is definitely not a rick roll. I swear. 😅

  • @danielmihalik2785
    @danielmihalik2785 3 года назад +3198

    Has too many cats.
    "What if I give them food"
    Even more cats come.
    "Ok, so what if I just give them drugs instead??"

    • @PippyPopsSelfHarmMonica
      @PippyPopsSelfHarmMonica 3 года назад +50

      Its not thoughtout very well

    • @mlgsans6085
      @mlgsans6085 3 года назад +139

      @@PippyPopsSelfHarmMonica yeah but he did a thing

    • @sunlimited268
      @sunlimited268 3 года назад +17

      cats:yo mah boys check out these things! these are lit!

    • @rahulr1305
      @rahulr1305 3 года назад +24

      Next step: hookers and blackjack

    • @DudeRandom
      @DudeRandom 3 года назад +5

      I love how all this just makes perfect sense

  • @kikikiwi7536
    @kikikiwi7536 10 месяцев назад +51

    "Tune in next week where i introduce wolves to my cat problem" spoken like a true Australian

  • @boblordylordyhowie
    @boblordylordyhowie 11 месяцев назад +29

    Go to your local coffee shop, give them a bucket and they will, usually, fill it with coffee grounds. When you get it home, sprinkle it liberally around your property and over the fence and it should stop them as they don't like the smell and it fertilises the soil and make the insect wildlife work twice as fast.

    • @SilverDragonJay
      @SilverDragonJay 3 месяца назад +22

      I like the implication that you can just walk into a coffee shop, wordlessly hand the barista a bucket and they just instinctually know what to do with it.

  • @aidanwisey8951
    @aidanwisey8951 3 года назад +2266

    im pretty sure he was more high than the cats while making this...

    • @Ididathing
      @Ididathing  3 года назад +578

      you got me

    • @MajorMarlon
      @MajorMarlon 3 года назад +25

      You get better every upload

    • @Otzkar
      @Otzkar 3 года назад +20

      I was more high than the cats watching this

    • @mr.shepherdspie7958
      @mr.shepherdspie7958 3 года назад +1

      Probably

    • @thesmoviemaker21
      @thesmoviemaker21 3 года назад +3

      @@Ididathing Like AvocadoHusky said, but dip Tampons into the rue, lavender and pennyroyal, Coleus canina, lemon thyme, or just dip them into your coffee.Then shoot them out of your Tampon gun at night like a hunter to give a the cats some chemical warfare.Maybye try diping some airsfot bullets into the smell cats don't like (the same as above), and shoot them out of an airsoft gun.

  • @lstump4482
    @lstump4482 3 года назад +4993

    Next episode: Using claymores to defend my yard from cats

    • @ad-rd9ud
      @ad-rd9ud 3 года назад +80

      I think he already did that with the water sprayer and movement detection cams.

    • @floriankrus
      @floriankrus 3 года назад +5

      xDD

    • @datpoptart6330
      @datpoptart6330 3 года назад +35

      The sword orrrr explosive?

    • @mr.neodymuim
      @mr.neodymuim 3 года назад +3

      That sounds pretty cool

    • @oceanpheonix1006
      @oceanpheonix1006 3 года назад +34

      @@datpoptart6330 I think he talking about the explosive it would be damn near impossible to hit a cat with a claymore sword that things huge and hard to swing

  • @melteccraig
    @melteccraig 11 месяцев назад +65

    The level of attention to continuity of the reciept having an ant on it from putting an ant in your pocket at the start is impressive.

    • @Derek_Wyld
      @Derek_Wyld 6 месяцев назад +3

      I was happy that ant made a comeback lmao

  • @NaijaOne
    @NaijaOne 7 месяцев назад +23

    For the fences you need to line the entire top of the fence with a diagonal shield about a foot to two feet long. Cats won’t jump over it. It would have to go over your neighbors yard. Or a chicken wire around the entire perimeter of the fence with post sticking out so the cats won’t have a stable foundation to walk on and won’t come into your yard. Look up cat fencing!

  • @B7RAli
    @B7RAli 3 года назад +2680

    Plot twist: the camera never failed he just killed the cats

    • @bendover-lo6df
      @bendover-lo6df 3 года назад +152

      Hopefully

    • @TheRavageFang
      @TheRavageFang 3 года назад +209

      What do you think that steak 19:47 was made of? :)

    • @assasinsquidkyk742
      @assasinsquidkyk742 3 года назад +30

      @@bendover-lo6df You need braincells just like him

    • @bendover-lo6df
      @bendover-lo6df 3 года назад +95

      @@assasinsquidkyk742 im going to kill more cats now

    • @lc_god711lc7
      @lc_god711lc7 3 года назад +23

      As the cameraman i can say this is not true and any ex cameramen saying this may need to be reminded of certain OATHS they may have taken

  • @AAG414
    @AAG414 3 года назад +1515

    As the great Sun Tzu said...
    "If you cannot defeat your enemies, get them high as shit so they can't fight you"
    ~Sun Tzu, The Art of War

    • @MrFram
      @MrFram 3 года назад +54

      Laughs in British

    • @ilovemyorange5989
      @ilovemyorange5989 3 года назад +7

      Yes, i remeber that cuz my sensei told me to read sun tzu the art of war.

    • @Jooshyb
      @Jooshyb 3 года назад +34

      Technoblade never dies

    • @td9250
      @td9250 3 года назад +25

      Actually the British did this to the Chinese.

    • @dylanwatkins978
      @dylanwatkins978 3 года назад +21

      Laughs in *opium war*

  • @finneythecoolest
    @finneythecoolest 3 месяца назад +8

    "Not only they can dodge laser sensors like cat woman but they can read the Chinese manual instructions for the cage" made me laugh hard af 16:50

  • @SnailHatan
    @SnailHatan Год назад +15

    Doing a high-tech Trap Neuter and Release quest of epic scale with a local animal shelter would be ….epic

  • @KaijuMoment
    @KaijuMoment 3 года назад +1254

    *lists off animals found in his yard*
    *shows a human child*
    “Unfortunately they have all been *eaten* “

  • @Ariverfish
    @Ariverfish 3 года назад +681

    Just put an Emu in your yard. Every cat and the Australian government will be too afraid to bother you.

    • @sayadiyeojhenries.815
      @sayadiyeojhenries.815 3 года назад +1

      @Anirban Chakrabarti really?

    • @beastbeast5105
      @beastbeast5105 3 года назад +11

      @@sayadiyeojhenries.815 not really but I mean who is gonna make the emu pay I know not me

    • @CostaClicks
      @CostaClicks 3 года назад +4

      Try a cassowary instead

    • @willp4918
      @willp4918 3 года назад +5

      I can’t believe it. I was literally coming to write “get a cassowary”

    • @michaelw6103
      @michaelw6103 3 года назад

      yes please

  • @theonepeiceisreal5912
    @theonepeiceisreal5912 Месяц назад +9

    We went from stopping cats, to breaking into a CIA base

  • @mumblety
    @mumblety Год назад +6

    Alright. Here's an idea. Build a Cat-A-Pult. You know where I'm going with this.

  • @gibsonf06
    @gibsonf06 3 года назад +606

    "This white girl seems pretty hesitant to enter the cage, and rightfully so, after seeing what I do in my yard"

    • @davyjones2994
      @davyjones2994 3 года назад +11

      The Butcher MTB I’ve got the same problem

    • @TheCatIsAMonster
      @TheCatIsAMonster 3 года назад +6

      Dark

    • @lordrathut
      @lordrathut 3 года назад

      @@TheCatIsAMonster How? It doesn't necessarily imply something awful happening.

    • @soli2295
      @soli2295 3 года назад

      Conner Confidential it’s the way he says it.

  • @tastyscavenger
    @tastyscavenger 3 года назад +1856

    1. Order cat meat from overseas
    2. train the cats to crave flesh of their own kind
    3. Release the wendigo cats amongst the populace

    • @Crygear
      @Crygear 3 года назад +31

      NO THE ABUSE OF CATS IN 2020 IS TOO MUCH

    • @finnduggan4422
      @finnduggan4422 3 года назад +189

      @@Crygear Shut the abuse of our wildlife is too much

    • @tastyscavenger
      @tastyscavenger 3 года назад +150

      @@Crygear Ok how about he declares his yard a dingo reserve? It isn't abuse if the cats are wandering around in the wild and just happen to get eaten by 30 or so debarked dingos. The cat owners get to be sub-humans that let their pets roam wild while destroying the natural ecosystem, while our loveable content creator gets all the Australian wildlife he can handle!

    • @UnintendedSheep
      @UnintendedSheep 3 года назад +8

      @@tastyscavenger damn chill, let him have his opinion..

    • @jamest6097
      @jamest6097 3 года назад +2

      GEEZ MAN XD

  • @mcnewbin5932
    @mcnewbin5932 Год назад +5

    "Why do all these cats keep coming back?" Proceeds to feed them all 🤣

  • @UnidentifiedFlyingDonut
    @UnidentifiedFlyingDonut Год назад +8

    19:31 THIS IS MY BUNNINGS! I LIVE NEAR THIS!!! THIS IS THE CLOSEST BUNNINGS NEAR ME AND YOU PUT IT IN YOUR VIDEO!!! BRO IM SO HAPPY EVEN THO IT’S JUST MY LOCAL BUNNINGS!!!

  • @Noggg.
    @Noggg. 3 года назад +2305

    *"He's abusing cats"*
    The innocent animals that did nothing to deserve death: *Funny*

    • @bokadam2851
      @bokadam2851 3 года назад +20

      Gyro is that you

    • @v_raptor2218
      @v_raptor2218 3 года назад +16

      @@bokadam2851 holy fuck iit bannana doppio

    • @joaooliveira3748
      @joaooliveira3748 3 года назад +12

      Fall off your horse

    • @degiguess
      @degiguess 3 года назад +46

      the cats that are just trying to find food so they can survive: *Funny*

    • @blackriverjack4722
      @blackriverjack4722 3 года назад +4

      food

  • @typgamer
    @typgamer 3 года назад +1058

    Different approach: Get an emu in your yard, or put meth down istead of catnip.
    Or combine both and give the meth to the emu...

    • @TheoGoesYoutube
      @TheoGoesYoutube 3 года назад +4

      Hahahaha

    • @Seagull_Stole_My_Phone_Films
      @Seagull_Stole_My_Phone_Films 3 года назад +41

      Dude I tried this and my dog is on the roof and is running around what do do I do wtf

    • @hossam9053
      @hossam9053 3 года назад +28

      Instructions unclear cat is now flying and shooting piss lasers

    • @jkdoesthings6999
      @jkdoesthings6999 3 года назад +2

      Soemthings wrong I can feel it

    • @funnyfella8198
      @funnyfella8198 3 года назад +2

      Already combined them, didn't work, any other suggestions?

  • @projectonyx6491
    @projectonyx6491 10 месяцев назад +4

    people say cats dont care about their owners, but mine keeps coming back to lay in bed with me even though I toss and turn like mad. She constantly has to move around because of how much I move yet she still settles back down and goes to sleep.

  • @gaberezin612
    @gaberezin612 Год назад +9

    I really enjoy this guys sense of humor

  • @diradosveta
    @diradosveta 3 года назад +15614

    Make a tunnel that ends in the same place where it started. Maybe they will get confused and give up

    • @putyourgrasseson3014
      @putyourgrasseson3014 3 года назад +704

      Thats actually a pretty good idea.

    • @diegoestrada8485
      @diegoestrada8485 3 года назад +201

      diradosveta best idea lol

    • @Ididathing
      @Ididathing  3 года назад +4336

      I like this. I need a worm hole

    • @jonathanclark7444
      @jonathanclark7444 3 года назад +324

      I did a thing not sure about that one I don’t think cats could fit in a worm hole, nor would care about eating a worm.

    • @circa134
      @circa134 3 года назад +49

      Make the tunnel tunnel lead yo a giant catnip filled deadend

  • @dexis9412
    @dexis9412 3 года назад +664

    Did this man actually cut a glory hole in the fence of his family home for a 3 second gag...

    • @retrohipster994
      @retrohipster994 3 года назад +39

      Legend. Lol

    • @sigmoidbeast7712
      @sigmoidbeast7712 3 года назад +24

      What else would he do with the fence?

    • @EnsignLovell
      @EnsignLovell 3 года назад +10

      Or he removed a plank and put one with a cut hole in it?

    • @HerrMisterTheo
      @HerrMisterTheo 3 года назад +63

      Maybe he cut the glory hole in the fence for another sort of gag if you catch my drift.

    • @TomsBackyardWorkshop
      @TomsBackyardWorkshop 3 года назад +24

      Your fence doesn't have a glory hole?

  • @bryanlamprecht2096
    @bryanlamprecht2096 Год назад +2

    Love the requiem for a dream reference, really set the mood

  • @zisaletter4602
    @zisaletter4602 8 месяцев назад +8

    the difference between whether cats are okay or need to be removed is whether or not they're being kept indoors, away from the damn wildlife. all cats should be kept indoors. there should be no outdoor cats. I will not take any questions on this nor brook any argument.
    Anyway, the best tip I have would be perhaps using some kind of scent-based deterrent that's a bit less friendly than dog piss? but that could also hurt things like lizards. I've been using korean pepper flakes bought really cheaply from the asian grocery to keep possums out of the strawberries and cats away from my birdfeeder. but that could be harmful to insects/reptiles, so i don't know if that'd do what you want it to.
    EDIT: yeah youll need a stronger cage. damn. but if it's traumatic being caught in the little cage, maybe they'll finally steer clear of your yard.
    really, feral cat problems won't end until people **stop letting their cats outside.** but you could also trap the cats, have them spayed/neutered, and then let them go again. That way they occupy the territories so new cats don't move in, they stay out of your yard, AND they don't reproduce.

  • @woden__
    @woden__ 3 года назад +489

    Cover your entire yard in the disco senser lights, make no place even walkable without a spontaneous party starting

  • @user-xr8ju9mq1p
    @user-xr8ju9mq1p 3 года назад +569

    Angry cat lady: don't hurt the cats!
    Cat eating a live animal: "Yeah, give us more drugs and disco lights".

    • @nathanielreed5265
      @nathanielreed5265 3 года назад +9

      The cat lady probably hurts her cats with stuffing 50 cats in each corner of the house.

    • @sevencakes7125
      @sevencakes7125 3 года назад

      @@nathanielreed5265 Then let's hope her house has 50 corners

    • @Mooneymanjason
      @Mooneymanjason 3 года назад +1

      @@sevencakes7125 thats still 50 cats in each corner though, you've only made the problem bigger

    • @user-xr8ju9mq1p
      @user-xr8ju9mq1p 3 года назад

      @@Mooneymanjason hopefully she has 100 rooms with 4 corners in each of those rooms

    • @Mooneymanjason
      @Mooneymanjason 3 года назад

      ​@@user-xr8ju9mq1p there are now 20,000 cats, lets hope she hired a big team of feeders

  • @vladimirpain3942
    @vladimirpain3942 Год назад

    I love how youtube offers me your video about flamthrower as next one.

  • @VraccasVII
    @VraccasVII 5 месяцев назад +1

    Loved the Requiem for a Dream homage, well done

  • @iXore
    @iXore 3 года назад +930

    "little monkeys"
    Shows his son*
    "Native animals"
    Shows his son yet again*

    • @user-vu2yb1gy4l
      @user-vu2yb1gy4l 3 года назад +50

      It is not his son, I think it is his little brother

    • @iXore
      @iXore 3 года назад +17

      @@user-vu2yb1gy4l oh okay my bad, i dont pry to privacy so i wouldn't know that

    • @waktak7093
      @waktak7093 3 года назад +2

      P oof

    • @MythAMVS
      @MythAMVS 3 года назад +15

      I think it's his nephew or something

    • @slayerdylk
      @slayerdylk 3 года назад +5

      @@iXore you dont have to pry to privacy if it was something he said in one of his videos... Are you actually being passive aggressive? Or am i reading your comment in the wrong way?

  • @felixk.4135
    @felixk.4135 3 года назад +854

    "it looks almost like a land mine, but, unfortunately, is not."

  • @sachab6098
    @sachab6098 Год назад +9

    I have an *indoor* cat as a pet. She keeps my mom's anxiety-ridden dog company when we're not home. They curl up next to each other and it's very cute. Anyways the reason I didn't get another dog is dogs tend to be very #clingy. I'm happy to leave my cat alone in front of the window where she watches birds but can not kill birds. I don't understand why people have indoor/outdoor cats personally - anything that goes outside brings in ticks, and there's a lot of cat owners who don't give their cats medicine so they get worms and fleas and crap. I live in a rural area so we got coyotes and fast trucks, but it's a problem in the suburbs with intact cats and no predators. Not as big a problem as in Australia or Hawaii though.

  • @skullz6689
    @skullz6689 2 года назад +4609

    The attention of detail, he put a ant in his pocket and when he gave his neighbor the receipt, the ant was on it.

    • @oleksandrbespalov9713
      @oleksandrbespalov9713 2 года назад +35

      But it was another pocket!

    • @twizz420
      @twizz420 2 года назад +200

      @@oleksandrbespalov9713 How do you know his pockets aren't connected? Maybe it's one pocket with two openings?

    • @oleksandrbespalov9713
      @oleksandrbespalov9713 2 года назад +26

      @@twizz420 sure I was thinking about it! And also an arm with two elbows to reach the other side of a pocket. You never know!

    • @twizz420
      @twizz420 2 года назад +13

      @@oleksandrbespalov9713 Anything is possible!

    • @the_worthy1376
      @the_worthy1376 2 года назад +31

      @@oleksandrbespalov9713 backup ant

  • @v4riab1lity77
    @v4riab1lity77 3 года назад +569

    “One minute, they’re entertaining you by playing with a stupid toy, and the next they’re roaming the night, committing genocide.”

    • @joememester2311
      @joememester2311 3 года назад +1

      Adam Sanders kinda sounds like hitler except he entertains you with paintings and the genocide has day cycle turned on

    • @gabrielrosari4431
      @gabrielrosari4431 3 года назад

      That happen to me tho
      I fed them food bc they're cute then next week all the chick of my chickens are gone

    • @zjg1
      @zjg1 3 года назад

      Adam Sanders that is what he said...

    • @mickvonbornemann3824
      @mickvonbornemann3824 2 года назад

      @@gabrielrosari4431 Well there’s a lesson there about acting out of ignorance. Always try to be informed on whatever subject you want to get involved in. Means research before taking actions. That’s why militaries have intelligence depts & they do reconnaissance before entering an area they’re not familiar with or not up to date on.

  • @youraveragebinchicken6807
    @youraveragebinchicken6807 Год назад

    "This is just a receipt. with an ant on it" might be one of the funniest things I've heard in my life.

  • @limapodima7534
    @limapodima7534 5 месяцев назад

    Best video ❤Brilliant humor!
    I feel like I need to call the hazmat team to clean your fridge!😂😂😂

  • @navneethgopal1211
    @navneethgopal1211 3 года назад +1347

    Now, get the neighbours high to stop them from sending cats.

    • @blue.dt2000
      @blue.dt2000 3 года назад +18

      Underrated comment

    • @Samone818
      @Samone818 3 года назад +6

      😂😂😂

    • @internetduck1114
      @internetduck1114 3 года назад +11

      Getting my dad high to stop him from playing too much videogames

    • @GritsnBeans
      @GritsnBeans 3 года назад +3

      High folks love playing with cats.

    • @e.normhiscock2982
      @e.normhiscock2982 3 года назад +1

      @@internetduck1114 get good at your dads game of choice and ruthlessly crush him in it, show him you're the alpha and he will find another hobby.

  • @unkulunkulu1494
    @unkulunkulu1494 3 года назад +664

    I was called a monster for spraying cats so I drugged then instead

    • @sluvvr
      @sluvvr 3 года назад +3

      XD

    • @alexandergorman3037
      @alexandergorman3037 3 года назад +1

      you what ! Don’t do that it causes the cats pain

    • @mzflighter6905
      @mzflighter6905 3 года назад +7

      @@alexandergorman3037 Congrats. It is not right to cause the cats pain, but it is to allow them to kill all the wild animals? Are you fucking insane?

    • @Ididathing
      @Ididathing  3 года назад +77

      At least the cats cant complain

    • @olischio
      @olischio 3 года назад +1

      @@Ididathing hey

  • @Mars2488
    @Mars2488 Год назад +4

    13:12 Bro became the mark rober of cats 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @DAMIENSAQUAWORLD
    @DAMIENSAQUAWORLD 7 месяцев назад +2

    DEAD AT 6:05, #KITTY
    GLORY & THE MUSIC FROM REQUIEM - WORK! HILARIOUS

  • @kevin41714
    @kevin41714 3 года назад +546

    *gives them food to get rid of them*
    “Okay maybe this was a bad idea”
    *gives them drugs instead*

    • @MrRudeboey
      @MrRudeboey 3 года назад +2

      so imagine beign a cat and some one offers u free drugs hell yeah

    • @K_c_B
      @K_c_B 3 года назад +1

      Yea he seems to really like having the cats around because he spends alot of time "trying to get rid of them" I think they actually just give him something to do and that's Y he feeds them almost every time

    • @vittocrazi
      @vittocrazi 3 года назад +1

      next he will be offering massages

  • @KaltrinaDemiri
    @KaltrinaDemiri 8 месяцев назад

    So glad I found this channel lol 😆

  • @IdiotGoggles
    @IdiotGoggles 9 месяцев назад +1

    i love how he's a crazy aussie and still good with little kids

  • @lettuce6590
    @lettuce6590 3 года назад +934

    Left Brain: well we could just stop putting food
    Right brain: *n a h, D r u g s*

    • @lordshrimpramen5589
      @lordshrimpramen5589 3 года назад +9

      Bruh that’s wrong, Right Brain would say that we should give them drugs

    • @TheEldestSoulDrinker
      @TheEldestSoulDrinker 3 года назад

      The right brain controls the left side of the body and the left brain controls the right side of the body

    • @lettuce6590
      @lettuce6590 3 года назад

      @@TheEldestSoulDrinker I forgot which was which so I guessed

    • @szayella
      @szayella 3 года назад +2

      Marijuana isn’t a drug

    • @axelaguirre5014
      @axelaguirre5014 3 года назад +1

      @@szayella Dude even cofee is a drug

  • @everallgg4984
    @everallgg4984 3 года назад +723

    In the cat community :
    Cat 1 : Hey have you heard about the new escape room that was built at thet guys house?
    Cat 2 : Yeah Ive went there last week!
    Cat 3 : Every night has new escape rooms! So freaking exciting!

    • @Ididathing
      @Ididathing  3 года назад +144

      ahahaha i need to start charging

    • @grasshoo
      @grasshoo 3 года назад +4

      I did a thing lol

    • @Vari2682
      @Vari2682 3 года назад +2

      The cat version of the crack addict at the gas station

  • @mchparity
    @mchparity 26 дней назад +1

    16:57 since when did Acer start producing animal traps? LOL

  • @FuneFox
    @FuneFox 8 месяцев назад

    Board up the fence and put up some spikes on top. Here there are spikes to prevent cats from sitting in front of windows from the outside, they're not sharp enough to pierce them but they're far from comfortable.

  • @IIAOPSW
    @IIAOPSW 3 года назад +750

    I wish someone would give me drugs in exchange for not eating birds.

    • @neviolodingdong264
      @neviolodingdong264 3 года назад +4

      Yeah that would be good but are you sure that you won't eat you're neighbor Ara again?

    • @sethdrak3
      @sethdrak3 3 года назад +14

      Sounds like something ozzy Osborne would say 😂

    • @hotscottrulz
      @hotscottrulz 3 года назад +2

      Have you... have you already eaten birds???

    • @xav.640
      @xav.640 3 года назад +3

      @@hotscottrulz well, a chicken is similar to it 😉

    • @101mi7
      @101mi7 3 года назад +1

      Than be a furry

  • @jackofclubs6229
    @jackofclubs6229 3 года назад +2055

    The saying goes, “if you can’t beat em, pull an Opioid war on em.”

    • @jackofclubs6229
      @jackofclubs6229 3 года назад +9

      FantomOmega indeed

    • @primberrysoup8770
      @primberrysoup8770 3 года назад +18

      Holy shit I cannot stop laughing at this and it is not helping my chest infection 😅🤣🤣🤣

    • @jackofclubs6229
      @jackofclubs6229 3 года назад +6

      Primberry Soup hope you’re feeling better

    • @tmacz32imo
      @tmacz32imo 3 года назад +6

      Smells like speculative liberation to me

    • @thenameless6790
      @thenameless6790 3 года назад +8

      Britain 100

  • @portcitygrady
    @portcitygrady 7 месяцев назад

    😅 You failed the wellness check when you pointed it at ATF face lol. He smelled to see if it had been fired lately 🤣🤣🤣

  • @isthatyoucedric7854
    @isthatyoucedric7854 Год назад

    The ant on the receipt is a hell of a nice touch. Bravo daw

  • @niklasneighbor6726
    @niklasneighbor6726 3 года назад +1402

    alright, so, cats HATE the smell of oranges. make your backyard smell like oranges.
    they also hate when stuff sticks to their feet. try scattering tape with the sticky side up!

    • @Ididathing
      @Ididathing  3 года назад +396

      My yard already smells of limes. So im not hopeful of that

    • @dytran
      @dytran 3 года назад +21

      I did a thing oof

    • @grimsgrim607
      @grimsgrim607 3 года назад +134

      @@Ididathing do the sticky thing then or you could just 360 noscope them from the top of your roof

    • @knightskyllic
      @knightskyllic 3 года назад +30

      @@grimsgrim607 pls do not 360 noscope the cat

    • @mullberrymouse5038
      @mullberrymouse5038 3 года назад +67

      @@knightskyllic i think you mean please do*

  • @imakemynamelongsoicantsayi4141
    @imakemynamelongsoicantsayi4141 3 года назад +1020

    heres a small list of ideas to get the cats out of your garden
    - improve on the tunnel idea by making it do a full 180 turn leaving the cats confused and out of the garden
    - small rakes the cats can step on like sideshow bob
    - introduce cacti to the garden
    - have a sensor that alerts you of movement, and when it gets triggered yell at the cats via tin can and string

    • @bluwolf7185
      @bluwolf7185 3 года назад +50

      this is 100 times better than all the JuSt ShOoT tHe CaTs comments

    • @apol2263
      @apol2263 3 года назад +21

      Yoo HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA I like the 180 one

    • @michaelosborn6812
      @michaelosborn6812 3 года назад +28

      Lame buy a flamethrower

    • @imakemynamelongsoicantsayi4141
      @imakemynamelongsoicantsayi4141 3 года назад +17

      @armia krajova your cat must be modded, my base model cat hates it when i feed it cacti

    • @mpuneoligarchie1252
      @mpuneoligarchie1252 3 года назад +8

      Just call the China restaurant and get free food

  • @thesingularityrecords
    @thesingularityrecords 4 месяца назад

    I've never seen any animal break out of the backside of a havahart trap, let alone a cat. What a unit!

  • @germanwarrabbit
    @germanwarrabbit 9 месяцев назад

    I like how the tunnel with the catnip worked best and he scrapped it

  • @star7925
    @star7925 3 года назад +711

    "And even little monkeys"
    **Proceeds to show toddler**

    • @Ididathing
      @Ididathing  3 года назад +189

      A monkey

    • @star7925
      @star7925 3 года назад +11

      @I did a thing well toddlers are basically monkeys, so I'll give credit to you for that one 🤣

    • @rgboverhaul7040
      @rgboverhaul7040 3 года назад +4

      no thats a monkey

    • @star7925
      @star7925 3 года назад +2

      I did see the ape, though.

    • @axelaguirre5014
      @axelaguirre5014 3 года назад +2

      @@star7925 exactly jajaja, we are apes not monkeys

  • @tanyah-b9809
    @tanyah-b9809 3 года назад +584

    "My house is a cage, My car is a cage, the whole society is a cage" has the same energy as "corporations are a platypus, The governments a platypus" from Phineas and Ferb

  • @bart_fox_hero2863
    @bart_fox_hero2863 5 месяцев назад

    Lmao the requiem music was perfect

  • @bembjaminbrosenglek1163
    @bembjaminbrosenglek1163 10 месяцев назад

    The Requiem for a Dream scene murdered me harder than a cat might

  • @charlesgoehring6615
    @charlesgoehring6615 3 года назад +383

    The only thing we learned from this video, is that I did a thing has a shitty game cam.

    • @warumdaaarum
      @warumdaaarum 3 года назад +2

      Charles Goehring and that cats are sexy

  • @PhilTruthborne
    @PhilTruthborne 3 года назад +373

    PSA: Don't actually high five your pet ants

  • @mickey9442
    @mickey9442 Год назад +1

    “Now let’s move on to the next product and it looks like a landmine but unfortunately is not”

  • @fishdude666ify
    @fishdude666ify Год назад

    I hope Catnip: Egress to Oblivion was part of your research; one of my favorite old school RUclips vids.

  • @carnosinehobs7759
    @carnosinehobs7759 3 года назад +515

    Alternative title: Aussie has extremely disturbing cat fetish

    • @inquisitionagent9052
      @inquisitionagent9052 3 года назад +10

      Shane Dawson wants to know your location

    • @LowTierGrooby
      @LowTierGrooby 3 года назад

      "they're probably the most bootylicious animals"😭😭😭

  • @luiswar201
    @luiswar201 3 года назад +623

    Imagine that kid growing up, and then realizing he is actually famous

  • @EdinoRemerido
    @EdinoRemerido 7 месяцев назад +4

    giving the homeless man coke to stop them from stealing my pets

  • @margodphd
    @margodphd 8 месяцев назад +1

    I think You just need to connect all the stuff - noise, water, dog/coyote piss, higher fences topped with 45 degree angle nets, leaving only small holes for reptiles. The traps need to be covered and as it seems you have the tech for it to come with the alarm so You can secure them right after they are sprung. Secure Your trash and feed birds on inacessible platforms.

  • @vaan2720
    @vaan2720 3 года назад +437

    I’ve caught many cats for relocation in cages like that. I’ve never had any of the cats manage to break out. Australian cats must be stronger than their American counterparts

    • @nathanielreed5265
      @nathanielreed5265 3 года назад +59

      American cats are chubby and weak from the hundreds of pounds of shitty fried cat food the average American gives a day.

    • @spacegrass6632
      @spacegrass6632 3 года назад +4

      @@nathanielreed5265 this

    • @sphiinxwish
      @sphiinxwish 3 года назад +14

      I think they're just too fat lol especially with the free drugs and tuna

    • @monkeybarrel525
      @monkeybarrel525 3 года назад +21

      Australia is a harsh place for most animals, but cats thrive here! I've seen stray cats the size of a bull terrier! they peel up your roof and live in them

    • @sphiinxwish
      @sphiinxwish 3 года назад +6

      @@monkeybarrel525 Yeesh, good thing I don't live there.

  • @ChaseR09
    @ChaseR09 Год назад +4449

    That call back to the ant in the pocket actually made me bust out laughing

    • @ohthatsmat9211
      @ohthatsmat9211 Год назад +26

      yeah same here

    • @SpaceMissile
      @SpaceMissile Год назад +71

      yeah that was some grade-A comedy

    • @omeezyLK
      @omeezyLK Год назад +8

      Same 😂

    • @HouseholdDog
      @HouseholdDog Год назад +12

      Same.
      The allusion to him really just being the weirdo next door, who hunts the neighbours cats. Was great too.

    • @PescaColorata
      @PescaColorata Год назад

      .

  • @iamleidig
    @iamleidig 9 месяцев назад

    Growing up, we had a neighborhood tomcat pissing on our front door. A motion sensor activated an electronic valve connected to a pressurized quarter circle impact sprinkler head with rapid return. I dont know if the cat got eaten or run over but i like to believe that the home defense sprinkler system beat the cat.

  • @OnewingedAngel69
    @OnewingedAngel69 28 дней назад

    The Requiem For A Dream reference had me dying XDDDDD

  • @AlittleLazy
    @AlittleLazy 3 года назад +507

    Next episode: "building a claymore roomba that smells like tuna"

    • @cocainecowboy_
      @cocainecowboy_ 3 года назад +16

      tuna boomba

    • @MrStone125
      @MrStone125 3 года назад +4

      Honestly I'd be cool with that, wild cats are a plague

    • @jarvalicious4908
      @jarvalicious4908 3 года назад +2

      Kerchew TUNA BOOMA!

    • @dogesanic819
      @dogesanic819 3 года назад +2

      nono, building a taser claymore roomba that screams autistically when it sees cats (ft. michael reeves)

    • @pietromeroni2023
      @pietromeroni2023 3 года назад +1

      Or just replace the sensor with the water spray with a shotgun triggered with the sensor :)

  • @megandeters7880
    @megandeters7880 3 года назад +789

    Honestly the best luck my family had was planting some lavender near the entrances to our yard. Cats don’t like the smell. I think things like rue, pennyroyal and lemon thyme work as well.

    • @peterzingler6221
      @peterzingler6221 3 года назад +64

      We placed an electric grid on the place they snuck through. Problem solved

    • @canofbacon3078
      @canofbacon3078 3 года назад +14

      @@peterzingler6221 damnnn 😅

    • @ah.neat.408
      @ah.neat.408 3 года назад +57

      @Rory Tyler It is somewhat toxic, but I think the cats are smart enough to not eat something they hate the smell of.

    • @dogegamer6681
      @dogegamer6681 3 года назад +22

      Best thing to do is making land mines. Cats have never been back since.

    • @maxim6088
      @maxim6088 3 года назад +4

      my cat sleeps outside next to a lavender bush... also my oldest cat is the reason for why I have no more invasive cats, as he is a little warrior, and chases away every other cat (but sometimes he is not there, and personally I don't care about different cats in my yard, as I have no wildlife there, and the only desirable living thing in my yard are the bees, which the cats don't attack anyway)

  • @safasarwar5834
    @safasarwar5834 10 месяцев назад +1

    6:59 "Chubby black boy" sounds really weird out of context

  • @Jiggerjaw
    @Jiggerjaw 7 месяцев назад

    The how you going bit was so freaking funny.

  • @bearman_1826
    @bearman_1826 3 года назад +300

    Just send a letter to your neighbours: "Your cats keep eating my birds. On an unrelated note, I have taken up hunting."

    • @magmaticoverlord9062
      @magmaticoverlord9062 3 года назад +5

      The cats aren't owned by anyone.

    • @Taizunx
      @Taizunx 3 года назад +9

      Read up on "Australias war on cats". Stray cats have been categorized as an invasive species in Australia.

  • @RetroWaveRider
    @RetroWaveRider 2 года назад +1458

    I own two cats, in Australia, that don’t go outside for the exact reason he said. THEY KILL EVERYTHING, sometimes not even for food

    • @skullsaintdead
      @skullsaintdead 2 года назад +95

      Thank you so much, as a fellow Aussie (Perth) and someone who has several bird baths for the native birds, I hate it when people let their cats just roam. Its so cruel. I'm glad they're looking at making it illegal. No other pets are allowed to just 'roam' onto your property, cats especially shouldn't be allowed given their hunting prowess. Thank you again.

    • @justanotherguyontheinterne8412
      @justanotherguyontheinterne8412 2 года назад +16

      but atleast they give you "gifts" of dead animals, right?

    • @35Xshadow
      @35Xshadow 2 года назад +52

      Cats are one of the few animals which are known to hunt for fun, along with dolphins and humans.

    • @Timbo6669
      @Timbo6669 2 года назад +13

      @@35Xshadow Fun makes it sound less important no matter how correct. Its to hone their skills for actual hunting. After all, practice makes perrrrrrfect.

    • @user-jb1mb5xh9t
      @user-jb1mb5xh9t 2 года назад +11

      @@Timbo6669 I also heard its because of how cats bring dead things back as "food" for their owners who they think are shit at hunting but that might just be an old tumblr thing

  • @mattsgamesstreams6189
    @mattsgamesstreams6189 11 месяцев назад

    Multiple of those motion detectors woulda worked a treat. Cat thinks it can get around one just to get the shit scared out of it by a second, then the third, so on and so forth.

  • @Thep184
    @Thep184 2 года назад +6545

    For all the „animal lovers“
    Cats actually are not native to Australia, and people letting their cats stray around and kill the local wildlife is a huge problem. There are many birds not specialized to counter cats. They dint know what to do. They nest low, which is like ideal for cats. So best thing you can do is actually catch them and get them somewhere where they dint interfere with wildlife. Yes cats are cute and all, but they are a pest in Australia, and actually a big problem

    • @durchauskritisch7443
      @durchauskritisch7443 2 года назад +376

      Imigrate some Chinese people to counter that

    • @speechideas7846
      @speechideas7846 2 года назад +45

      @@durchauskritisch7443 lmfao

    • @yannis6353
      @yannis6353 2 года назад +21

      @@durchauskritisch7443 😂😂😂

    • @Variety_Pack
      @Variety_Pack 2 года назад +90

      Actually, like actual like actually, actually.

    • @spookaj6261
      @spookaj6261 2 года назад +249

      Same as in New Zealand, where the animals are even more defenceless than those in Australia.

  • @clickbaitcancer120
    @clickbaitcancer120 3 года назад +1301

    Do the reverse, instead of keeping them out of your yard, trap them inside so they'll be reluctant to re-enter once they escape.

    • @holomemesch.5209
      @holomemesch.5209 2 года назад +15

      Soon they’ll Mark that as their territory now

    • @Atspulgss
      @Atspulgss 2 года назад +90

      That actually worked for me :) I trapped a cat in my room and chased it around until it gave up. then I caught it and threw it out. It never came back. It's been years now.

    • @seledia
      @seledia 2 года назад +21

      Might be the best idea I've read. The cat will always act against your will

    • @trail4844
      @trail4844 2 года назад +18

      @@Atspulgss beautiful

    • @alexandervowles3518
      @alexandervowles3518 2 года назад +7

      Bear traps work great

  • @andileonard9874
    @andileonard9874 День назад

    That study that was referenced about wether cats like their humans or not actually showed the opposite. It showed that cats know their names, prefer their people over toys, and like their people in general

  • @carolineweaver16
    @carolineweaver16 Год назад

    The requiem for a dream sequence killed me 💀

  • @karlmartin9446
    @karlmartin9446 3 года назад +359

    My mom: What are you watching?
    Me: An aussie explaining why cats are hot, then giving them cat-cocaine.

    • @Ididathing
      @Ididathing  3 года назад +63

      Did she come watch?

    • @beans1612
      @beans1612 3 года назад +11

      @@Ididathing how can someone not respond?! The legand replied I would be honoured

    • @razaqadeanova3255
      @razaqadeanova3255 3 года назад +4

      Perfect title never exis-

    • @karlmartin9446
      @karlmartin9446 3 года назад +6

      @@Ididathing Yes

    • @elana4006
      @elana4006 3 года назад +4

      @@beans1612 Sometimes RUclips doesn't tell you :(

  • @dt9327
    @dt9327 Год назад +1654

    The cat population of the entire area probably talk about his yard now: Entertaiment, hang-out, free tuna, free drug and shower ? Cat paradise right there.

    • @etzmannschnappuleck1181
      @etzmannschnappuleck1181 Год назад +47

      You forgot about the sm cage treatment!

    • @briattnybrittany6843
      @briattnybrittany6843 9 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@etzmannschnappuleck1181 right lol like a red carpet event!

    • @daltoonybob
      @daltoonybob 9 месяцев назад +1

      I call that a cheap truck stop.

    • @BlacksmithTWD
      @BlacksmithTWD 7 месяцев назад

      @@etzmannschnappuleck1181 You mean the free tuna diner included rather easy escape room challenge?

  • @leannezezeski-sass2773
    @leannezezeski-sass2773 8 месяцев назад

    Wow the chubby cat that went through the tunnel is basically the cat version of me

  • @coopar9640
    @coopar9640 3 месяца назад

    That "All you can eat - Fish and Shower" sign has absolutely sent me hahaha

    • @thorstenfuzzi5031
      @thorstenfuzzi5031 2 месяца назад

      Well, good for you

    • @coopar9640
      @coopar9640 2 месяца назад

      @@thorstenfuzzi5031 thanks for taking the time to reply you absolute weapon

  • @mrmeatwhip1388
    @mrmeatwhip1388 3 года назад +319

    You need more catnip, like a lot of catnip where you'll have like a sandbox full of catnip, then they would be forced to crawl though knee high catnip and they'll get extremely stoned. there's no avoiding that, it's the equivalent of being force fed weed brownies until you pass out.

    • @evilash47
      @evilash47 3 года назад +13

      Ok satan

    • @bananasstuff3344
      @bananasstuff3344 3 года назад +7

      dear god where do you get all that catnip from?

    • @cumcrip7582
      @cumcrip7582 3 года назад +1

      It's more like a giant hot box made with only dabs

    • @TheRealDescartes
      @TheRealDescartes 3 года назад +4

      Or you can just squirt a couple drops of LSD into that tuna
      Add some flashing lights too if you really want to fuck with em

    • @PippyPopsSelfHarmMonica
      @PippyPopsSelfHarmMonica 3 года назад

      @@evilash47 I thought you were evil Ash, whats getting you?

  • @MrSifaka
    @MrSifaka 3 года назад +411

    This makes me believe my cat is walking to Australia just to get some catnip, cause mine is pure black, pretty chubby, and has a nub tail

    • @chlorine--17
      @chlorine--17 3 года назад +5

      why would your cat be walking to Australia? Did it get out of the house

    • @laidlawlevi
      @laidlawlevi 3 года назад +5

      Is the nub tail genetic or something? I thought it was a war wound...

    • @lordpumpkin1374
      @lordpumpkin1374 3 года назад +1

      @@laidlawlevi there are species of cats with small tail like this, manx cat i believe? google it

    • @breademon3892
      @breademon3892 3 года назад +1

      @@lordpumpkin1374 yes, there are about two cat breeds that have a nub tail genetically, the Manx and Japanese Bobtail.

    • @nyancat7423
      @nyancat7423 3 года назад

      @@chlorine--17 *woooosh*