How Much Electricity Can 1000 Lemons Make?

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  • Опубликовано: 23 ноя 2024

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  • @saxonreid5309
    @saxonreid5309 6 лет назад +3681

    William is great he just gives off the personality of "I'm just happy to be here"

    • @R4ngeR4pidz
      @R4ngeR4pidz 5 лет назад +85

      so he's like a labrador

    • @0rluh
      @0rluh 5 лет назад +31

      Thijs Bruineman adorable, smart, happy, and when he fucks up it’s still cute!

    • @guildofglynn5798
      @guildofglynn5798 5 лет назад +5

      saxon reid well... he lost everything soooo....

    • @vohge
      @vohge 4 года назад +6

      Yeah his house burned down but i get what you mean....

    • @mysteretsym
      @mysteretsym 4 года назад

      flexdot zip
      What does that change

  • @MCVengeance
    @MCVengeance 5 лет назад +2734

    The analogies are giving me ptsd flashbacks to elementary school
    William is the man we read about in math class

    • @MemeLrd-dv2lo
      @MemeLrd-dv2lo 5 лет назад +17

      LMAOOO

    • @bbblastxr
      @bbblastxr 5 лет назад +25

      More like mark cause he got a shit ton of lemons lol

    • @bryank5523
      @bryank5523 5 лет назад +69

      "William and Mark need to generate 300mW of power, use the given variables to calculate how many lemons william and mark need to do this" this question is worth 25% of the paper.

    • @freeofkings
      @freeofkings 5 лет назад +10

      "Let's say you have ten thousand lemons."

    • @A.Undead.1
      @A.Undead.1 4 года назад +4

      Elemontry school

  • @BratcherLev
    @BratcherLev 6 лет назад +5258

    $800 worth of materials in the back of WIlliam's car doubles its value.

    • @Jarjarvideos
      @Jarjarvideos 6 лет назад +223

      RUclipsr fits 1,000 lemons into a single lemon

    • @tristancrocker3538
      @tristancrocker3538 6 лет назад +58

      The values of gas in his car douvoes the value of his car

    • @Xshunin
      @Xshunin 6 лет назад +33

      The materials are worth more than the car itself

    • @kardborrenk2704
      @kardborrenk2704 6 лет назад +20

      Honestly I think one lemon quadruples the value of my car

    • @vincentrobinette1507
      @vincentrobinette1507 5 лет назад +10

      $1,500 US. Don't forget the $700 US in copper!

  • @dudus6566
    @dudus6566 2 года назад +637

    it's like his brain resets every 15 minutes

    • @libertyprime7911
      @libertyprime7911 Год назад +13

      12:33 "So, uh, what are we doing?"
      "Science!"

    • @oofbruh2607
      @oofbruh2607 Год назад +1

      mine pretty much does and now that you mention it i think youre right

    • @sentientplant9658
      @sentientplant9658 Год назад +3

      "The eyes are open, the mouth moves, but Mr Brain has long since departed."
      But truly, this is all of us at any given point lol

    • @iyiolaademola8456
      @iyiolaademola8456 Год назад

      Understandable comment

    • @VoltisArt
      @VoltisArt Год назад

      So all these years it's just been a dead CMOS battery. That probably explains a lot.

  • @tannershackelford27
    @tannershackelford27 5 лет назад +945

    I like this it's very clear that he understands many things about electricity but he has a hard time putting it into words

    • @guy2574
      @guy2574 4 года назад +41

      He went to college for electrical/mechanical engineering

    • @badassmastermax
      @badassmastermax 4 года назад +21

      @@guy2574 tan s' statement still stands?

    • @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721
      @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 4 года назад +16

      I'm exactly that kind of person. Smart but dumb.

    • @midgetman4206
      @midgetman4206 3 года назад +8

      @@guy2574 he can probably solve most of his problems with planning but he's to lazy to do that and than he deals with those consequences, he is a strange person

    • @meatus3575
      @meatus3575 3 года назад +2

      you just describes him perfectly and i dig it

  • @gamergrill9629
    @gamergrill9629 5 лет назад +9785

    I finally found the guy in the math questions

    • @kingofcats8561
      @kingofcats8561 4 года назад +259

      Block Builder, Gina needs to buy 500.6557 lemons, 1 lemon cost $00.75. She has 1000 bucks, what does she have after buying the lemons.
      Answer: Mental illness :)

    • @ascendeddt3263
      @ascendeddt3263 4 года назад +36

      Omg yes lol

    • @florianix8272
      @florianix8272 4 года назад +43

      @@kingofcats8561 A lemon battery

    • @daboiyttheslowupdater3293
      @daboiyttheslowupdater3293 4 года назад +14

      Block Builder HAAHAHAHAHAHAHHA nice golden shit here. 1000/10 shit points

    • @ced-forgot-name
      @ced-forgot-name 4 года назад

      Give us wisdome

  • @charlierw123
    @charlierw123 6 лет назад +8004

    Plot of every William Osman Episode:
    "We made someone an unreasonable promise."
    "We have no time left."
    "I don't know how this is going to work."
    "Holy Shit we got it to work."
    Keep it up William.

    • @AsymptoteInverse
      @AsymptoteInverse 6 лет назад +76

      He's like the engineering version of Roadkill.

    • @josharntt
      @josharntt 6 лет назад +64

      Except without saying shit, don't want none of that demonetization

    • @RubyIsBored
      @RubyIsBored 6 лет назад +50

      this is a family friendly channel please edit your profane comment

    • @_AniWatch
      @_AniWatch 5 лет назад +8

      @@RubyIsBored I hope you are joking

    • @RubyIsBored
      @RubyIsBored 5 лет назад +45

      @@_AniWatch yeah i was fucking joking, holy shit dude

  • @aron1089
    @aron1089 4 года назад +599

    Cameraman John wanted a quarter so William gave him four. What a wholesome family

    • @Unknown_Ooh
      @Unknown_Ooh 3 года назад +6

      That's a whole three extra pieces

  • @Arcticx369
    @Arcticx369 5 лет назад +5501

    Mark Rober: *detailed explanation that makes sense*
    William: so... imagine that there is a bag of cats... and there is a man shoving more cats in the bag...

  • @cakeharshly
    @cakeharshly 5 лет назад +485

    There's not enough comments talking about camerman John and his antics.

    • @OncleClara
      @OncleClara 2 месяца назад

      Camera man John’s antics make me so happy

  • @toenibbler5982
    @toenibbler5982 6 лет назад +1430

    "What's a resistor"
    A sad William "oh nooo"

    • @THINKER43
      @THINKER43 4 года назад +3

      Read stuff about Ohms law

    • @clairetakeuchi4123
      @clairetakeuchi4123 4 года назад +5

      Muntazir aight but u don’t need to be that rude

    • @2kill555
      @2kill555 4 года назад

      Muntazir bruh

  • @chaingigan7545
    @chaingigan7545 4 года назад +427

    Over one thousand dollars later and they swiveled a juicer a little
    *This is the best thing I’ve seen in years*

    • @imstupidbut
      @imstupidbut 2 года назад

      you spoiled the video

    • @cubecubecubed3602
      @cubecubecubed3602 2 года назад +3

      @@imstupidbut don't read the comments until you watch the video

    • @aeolus3145
      @aeolus3145 2 года назад

      @@cubecubecubed3602 He’s too smart lol

  • @Dakblake
    @Dakblake 6 лет назад +2769

    I have to say William is the nicest most down to Earth, smartest, and coolest dude you will ever meet! It was great to see you at vidcon ma dude!

    • @Stereosandotherfun
      @Stereosandotherfun 6 лет назад +13

      I bet William's as smart as any good engineer, but this video doesn't exactly make him look like Shahriar from The Signal Path

    • @Trelior
      @Trelior 4 года назад +29

      @@Stereosandotherfun He's a wild card in that he's either the smartest idiot, or the dumbest smart person. Depends on who he's with. He's one around Mark, and the other around Michael and Ian. Which is he with whom? Yes.

    • @rabbiit8192
      @rabbiit8192 4 года назад +1

      hi

    • @positivesquad
      @positivesquad 3 года назад +15

      @@Trelior It does not really matter because the point of his videos is not to show how smart he is. He is just making entertaining funny videos. And he is really good at that.

    • @benji10bag42
      @benji10bag42 3 года назад +1

      How much he paying you?

  • @cjrberens1404
    @cjrberens1404 4 года назад +559

    Watching William explain simple circuitry to a nasa engineer at one in the morning makes my day.

    • @Cabbagehater21
      @Cabbagehater21 2 года назад +5

      Didn’t William work at nasa too?

    • @traditionalnative
      @traditionalnative Год назад +7

      @Cameron Tupper Uh ... You need to do a bit more research, as he very much /did/ work at NASA for years, he's a literal NASA engineer my guy

    • @traditionalnative
      @traditionalnative Год назад +5

      @@Cabbagehater21 Yeah, he did, actually, he's shown pictures of him working on space shuttles with others

  • @matt_selby
    @matt_selby 5 лет назад +493

    "Nah, F*ck the car. I'm worried about the material." -Working Man

  • @ninjanolan6328
    @ninjanolan6328 4 года назад +1526

    "When life gives you lemons, Mark Rober calls you and says: 'mAkE mE A gIaNt lEmOn bAtTeRy!'"
    -William Osman (2018)

    • @ninjanolan6328
      @ninjanolan6328 3 года назад +1

      @@melmcflurry5793 I think it's just a joke.

    • @Greenworld6
      @Greenworld6 3 года назад +2

      @@melmcflurry5793 Mark is literally in the video with him.

    • @melmcflurry5793
      @melmcflurry5793 3 года назад +1

      @@Greenworld6 I'm an idiot

    • @Greenworld6
      @Greenworld6 3 года назад +3

      @@melmcflurry5793 lol I don’t think that’s true.

    • @melmcflurry5793
      @melmcflurry5793 3 года назад

      @@Greenworld6 would be surprised

  • @tjhtjh345
    @tjhtjh345 5 лет назад +1914

    "So, how would you like the copper cut?"
    William: "uhhhh... " " *hot dog way* "

    • @GippyHappy
      @GippyHappy 5 лет назад +148

      _A grown adult making an expensive purchase_

    • @EclipseeRaven
      @EclipseeRaven 4 года назад +18

      GippyHappy oh god that makes it 100x funnier

    • @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721
      @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 4 года назад +6

      Further evidence that William is a child.

  • @Raina_The_Rogue
    @Raina_The_Rogue 5 лет назад +6685

    william is chaotic good and mark is chaotic neutral
    bonus: michael is chaotic evil

    • @505DGuy
      @505DGuy 5 лет назад +155

      What about cameraman john?

    • @Raina_The_Rogue
      @Raina_The_Rogue 5 лет назад +350

      @@505DGuy true neutral i'm feeling lmao

    • @505DGuy
      @505DGuy 5 лет назад +147

      @@Raina_The_Rogue I'm wondering if he's the NPC you think is true neutral but is in fact the true evil Big bad lying in wait

    • @timesanstheskeletontimesan5100
      @timesanstheskeletontimesan5100 5 лет назад +26

      What about cameraman jon? Edit:dude, i think cameraman jon is like chaotic evil in hide

    • @William_Asston
      @William_Asston 5 лет назад +91

      He'll nah Mark rober is neutral good he spends half his videos doing science for kids and supporting 3rd world countries. Michael is chaotic evil for sure

  • @zageri
    @zageri 6 лет назад +1107

    Taking in all costs, this video probably costed around $3000. Hats off

    • @DanHaiduc
      @DanHaiduc 5 лет назад +20

      *gulp*

    • @parasiticangel8330
      @parasiticangel8330 5 лет назад +22

      But it generates alot more from ad revenue

    • @Y7X7
      @Y7X7 5 лет назад +99

      @@parasiticangel8330 nope, nope, nope, nope, nope. He did not earn $3000 for a million views, probably $300 earned back.

    • @rillafy7966
      @rillafy7966 5 лет назад +5

      Jan Olav Ekkje he earns more overtime tho combined with other vids it pays back in the long run

    • @zdonuts9380
      @zdonuts9380 5 лет назад +47

      @@Y7X7 I dont think people would be doing youtube full time if you only got $300 for one video that you spent a lot of money on and multiple days.

  • @Nonfon
    @Nonfon Год назад +42

    21:34 Do you think he's been planning the wear your hamster video for 5 years

  • @ThePupSquad
    @ThePupSquad 5 лет назад +2350

    Cameraman John makes me feel like I’m a loyal but simple dog watching my goofy owner make crazy machines in his (kinda sad) bachelor bad

    • @hotscottrulz
      @hotscottrulz 4 года назад +51

      I was trying to work out how to describe it, but yeah, you did it perfectly yourself!

    • @Mug_the_beanboy
      @Mug_the_beanboy 4 года назад +46

      so wallace and gromit?

    • @iadtag1853
      @iadtag1853 4 года назад +3

      YEEEAAH!!

    • @emmanuelreyes4895
      @emmanuelreyes4895 4 года назад +24

      "Bachelor Bad" sounds so sad and 100x funnier than Bachelor Pad.
      Best Typo evr.

    • @TubeSurfer898
      @TubeSurfer898 4 года назад +28

      Except his poor wife has to live in the "bachelor bad" with him. But yes. Perfect explanation.

  • @Mexicanon
    @Mexicanon 5 лет назад +625

    William Osman: spends about $1500 on sheet metal for lemons
    Also William Osman: Didn’t wanna spend $60 for a garbage disposal to make salsa

    • @JacksonV136
      @JacksonV136 3 года назад +7

      Because he didn’t wanna let down Mark

    • @uselessDM
      @uselessDM 3 года назад +22

      Pretty sure Mark paid for that though, based on what William says at 17:00.

  • @winterlock1576
    @winterlock1576 5 лет назад +221

    7:17 His ears flop down in sadness as he cries out, "Nooooooo...." Adorable.

  • @wolfwires
    @wolfwires Год назад +21

    "there's a project i've always wanted to do where i have a hampster!"
    that's foreshadowing

  • @austinwallick8744
    @austinwallick8744 6 лет назад +439

    I say this as a huge fan: William has got to be the most scatter-brained dude to ever science

  • @coyotedomino
    @coyotedomino 5 лет назад +1596

    Imagine cats, in a bag. And the bag has two openings. At one end there’s a small man shoving more cats in...

  • @killurmum6664
    @killurmum6664 6 лет назад +504

    Wow, using lemon slaves to crush their own brethren. So cruel.

  • @J4K_Shred
    @J4K_Shred 2 года назад +23

    Think of voltage as how hard you punch someone, and think of amps as how much mass is your fist, so a small hand going really fast will sting, but a big monster hand going slow will knock you down

  • @mrlonglegs9255
    @mrlonglegs9255 5 лет назад +1918

    whrere did i go wrong? *kid starts flossing*

  • @trulyinfamous
    @trulyinfamous 5 лет назад +1145

    I think William is exactly what a dog would be like if it became a person.

    • @likepolice5769
      @likepolice5769 5 лет назад +14

      Truly Infamous those are called
      F u r r i e s

    • @bencatzilla
      @bencatzilla 4 года назад +41

      @@likepolice5769 no those are nothing like real dogs

    • @rrezonbeqiri5059
      @rrezonbeqiri5059 4 года назад +16

      @@likepolice5769 isn't that the opposite

    • @jacoblysinger
      @jacoblysinger 4 года назад +5

      He sometimes says "nya" though

    • @JacobHillSBD
      @JacobHillSBD 4 года назад +13

      So THAT'S why he wanted to put all those cats in a bag.

  • @jefftheworld
    @jefftheworld 5 лет назад +135

    If you use potatoes boiled for about 10 minutes, cut into quarters and then wedged between a zinc anode and copper cathode you can get a whole lot of power of out them.

    • @charlottepx1707
      @charlottepx1707 5 лет назад +8

      You can even put a GLaDOS in those potatoes!

    • @lysmith3454
      @lysmith3454 4 года назад +2

      Potato mashing machine powered by sliced boiled potatoes.

  • @DanTheMan-hk4rv
    @DanTheMan-hk4rv 4 года назад +166

    I like how William put way more effort and money in his video and got 3 million views and then mark rober didn’t put in as much effort and got 18 million views like William is so underrated

    • @detroxx56784
      @detroxx56784 3 года назад +15

      Mark just simply hacked the matrix and has the algorithm on his side. It's crazy how his videos blow up. Same with Veritasium. Some channels are just pushed like crazy by the algorithm.
      But I do agree. William deserves more views.

    • @H2o3G2a
      @H2o3G2a 3 года назад +3

      I think mark puts a lot of work into his videos. Way more than William in my opinion. way more than anyone in this category.

    • @ParasiteEvel
      @ParasiteEvel 3 года назад +6

      @@H2o3G2a Thats not what they said, they meant they believe Will put more work and cash into this video and got less views. Not that William puts more work than Mark in every video. Whether that's true or not i cant say as i dont watch one as much as the other so im not an authority. But what definitely is true is William is less watched. But 3mil is still some great numbers for YT in general.

    • @duck1sgood
      @duck1sgood 3 года назад +23

      William said explicitly that Mark gave them a budget, indicating that the money spent on these are actually from Mark's pocket not his which makes sense cuz Mark got the sponsored money. Also William did all the work because this is his video... Mark put in the work in his video and thats how youtube work. You show your share of work in your own video. Mark also designed his zipwire and the whole solarcell roof. Do you think solarcells are cheap? no.
      So. Can we just stop comparing real people ffs. Its toxic af, uncalled for and quite literally contribute nothing to society

    • @ThrustersX
      @ThrustersX 3 года назад +2

      @@H2o3G2a xray...

  • @SupernerdScrawl
    @SupernerdScrawl 6 лет назад +479

    "Pull out for science.
    This is a family show.
    Guess where families come from."
    Not from pulling out!

    • @Ezekiel_Allium
      @Ezekiel_Allium 5 лет назад +12

      Who said they pulled out in time.

    • @alansmithee419
      @alansmithee419 5 лет назад +6

      Well, using that as an attempt to stop the family can cause a family. Idiots who go "oh we don't need proper contraception we'll just stop before the end" are far too often cursed with children. As soon as you *start* there is a chance they'll get pregnant.

    • @frosty_teacup
      @frosty_teacup 5 лет назад +1

      @@alansmithee419 as soon as you locate and lock eyes with a potential partner, there is a chance of getting pregnant

  • @peacefulapocalypse9245
    @peacefulapocalypse9245 5 лет назад +450

    I lost it when I saw the flip-flops
    You're cutting sheet metal in flip-flops

    • @midgetman4206
      @midgetman4206 3 года назад +17

      me too, i was thinking "oh man, osha won't like that"

    • @Sidararas2007
      @Sidararas2007 3 года назад

      I lost my feel for laugh

    • @Happy-to3tf
      @Happy-to3tf 3 года назад +15

      Rules are made so you can understand, and then break them safely

    • @tadwood8521
      @tadwood8521 3 года назад +1

      I see you've never been to Australia 😆

    • @markshort9098
      @markshort9098 3 года назад +1

      What's wrong with flip flops.. i cut metal and weld or run a lathe or milling machine all the time in flip flops but that's only in winter, in summer i go barefoot 🇦🇺

  • @mykilpee
    @mykilpee 5 лет назад +391

    This guy explaining how a lemon battery works too kids is how most math teachers I've had taught anything... Especially matrix math...

  • @aroloxx
    @aroloxx 4 года назад +164

    "When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade- make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these" ~Cave Johnson CEO of Aperture Science Innovators

    • @fineryx
      @fineryx 3 года назад +1

      Not aperture science innovators but aperture science

    • @LambdaMiscellaneous
      @LambdaMiscellaneous 3 года назад +2

      Lemonable combustions

    • @mrbfros454
      @mrbfros454 2 года назад +1

      Yep, that’s what I think of every time I hear this phrase now. 😆

    • @Ditty-jq3hb
      @Ditty-jq3hb Год назад

      When i was watching this video, i hoped someone was gonna say this, thank you!

    • @Deoxys369
      @Deoxys369 Год назад +1

      I was hoping someone was gonna say this!

  • @kermitsewerside
    @kermitsewerside 6 лет назад +747

    the things william does are so questionable but he’s a genius so ofc we’ll let it slide

    • @-magnus-8898
      @-magnus-8898 6 лет назад +8

      kermit sewerside Ohio fried chicken???

    • @kevinromero4026
      @kevinromero4026 6 лет назад

      The original purpose was to power a supercar

    • @kylebroflovski6382
      @kylebroflovski6382 6 лет назад +3

      Magi Man fuck the paul bros.

    • @pruiz8432
      @pruiz8432 6 лет назад

      Pauly bois

    • @sleepy-gamer
      @sleepy-gamer 6 лет назад

      Wait I’m retarded what’s ofc? Is it official? Wow I’m lost 🤪

  • @maddee4543
    @maddee4543 4 года назад +613

    guy who sold william the zinc:
    “i’m worried about the material. you can ding it and scratch it easily”
    william:
    15:43

    • @AssistantCoreAQI
      @AssistantCoreAQI 4 года назад +38

      HowToBazinc.

    • @Trelior
      @Trelior 4 года назад +20

      To be fair, the zinc is being used for nothing other than an electrode. I'm sure that if scuffs or damage mattered, Mark wouldn't have let him make a cacophontage with it.

    • @enter_feeling6042
      @enter_feeling6042 3 года назад +1

      The protection layer was still mostly on

    • @peppersalt
      @peppersalt 3 года назад +4

      @@AssistantCoreAQI HowToAcidic

    • @ThePhantomSafetyPin
      @ThePhantomSafetyPin 3 года назад

      @@peppersalt Underrated comment.

  • @testnamepleaseignore526
    @testnamepleaseignore526 6 лет назад +80

    Osman and Reeves posting in the same hour, my lucky day

    • @AdoptedWartortle
      @AdoptedWartortle 6 лет назад +3

      ZachAttrax more like ZachAnal, amiright get nie-nied your name is fucking gay

    • @vatipaa22
      @vatipaa22 6 лет назад

      Lemon powered mindcontrolled car

  • @thelegend8570
    @thelegend8570 4 года назад +210

    Imagine you hear William Osman outside your house at 3 am and he says "Hey youtube today we're going to be making a blood battery, now, we have to go get the blood"

    • @erikhendrych190
      @erikhendrych190 3 года назад +9

      Make hamster battery that juices hamsters.

  • @silaswarner2053
    @silaswarner2053 6 лет назад +332

    6:41 "we can go to hot dog and get costco"

  • @OT3S
    @OT3S 6 лет назад +247

    Make a laser lawn mower

  • @NotRelevant1
    @NotRelevant1 6 лет назад +139

    Try making a battery powered by cats and a small man (Michael reeves) that will power a terrible invention.

  • @johnnybojan
    @johnnybojan 4 года назад +25

    The editing is just godlike here, I lost it when the dog came with a logo on it

  • @mojoo215
    @mojoo215 5 лет назад +2109

    Mom? Can we get AA batteries?
    Mom: we have battery at home:
    Battery at home:

  • @Sam-he8tc
    @Sam-he8tc 6 лет назад +328

    Michael Reeves: Makes car he can drive with his mind. William Osman: CAN WE MAKE A BATTERY OUT OF FRUIT???

    • @Draco-wq1ch
      @Draco-wq1ch 6 лет назад +25

      We need more Michael x William collabs

    • @awlomthesheepermen
      @awlomthesheepermen 6 лет назад +1

      Sam LaTourette now they live together

    • @giskard80
      @giskard80 5 лет назад +1

      sam eh? Are you sure? Cause, you kinda look like Michael with an h3 beard. Just saying. We need a close-up, to check for retinal burns.

    • @pixely_ninja229
      @pixely_ninja229 5 лет назад

      @@Draco-wq1ch im from the future informing you they're roomates and a more direct collab would be awesome

    • @Draco-wq1ch
      @Draco-wq1ch 5 лет назад

      @@pixely_ninja229 It's a great future we live in.

  • @TannerTech
    @TannerTech 6 лет назад +195

    Lemon power wall > Tesla power wall

  • @noahandrewsandrews7830
    @noahandrewsandrews7830 4 года назад +7

    At 15:19 Mark is really good at playing the drums who agrees with me?

  • @d-lynnz7855
    @d-lynnz7855 6 лет назад +378

    You should've just titled this "How many lemons does it take to make lemonade"

  • @socialus5689
    @socialus5689 6 лет назад +580

    When life gives you lemons.
    Donate them to William Osman.

    • @Sandium
      @Sandium 6 лет назад +3

      Socialus demand to see life’s manager and make life take their lemons back, is what I think you meant to say. (I’m not sorry)

    • @vicenteperez2136
      @vicenteperez2136 5 лет назад

      so then he can make mark rober a giant lemon battery

    • @sky0kast0
      @sky0kast0 5 лет назад

      @@Sandium nice portal 2 reference

  • @JackmanWorks
    @JackmanWorks 6 лет назад +114

    0:04 Wow! Your video editing skills are really next level guys, I was completely convinced that was Mark until I watched it back again

  • @Brakvash
    @Brakvash 4 года назад +26

    "Fuck the car. What about the material!?"
    I love this guy.

  • @Travis7060312
    @Travis7060312 5 лет назад +82

    "What's a resistor?"
    "Oh no . . ."

  • @logancattanach9342
    @logancattanach9342 5 лет назад +56

    I’ve been watching for a long time and while rewatching your vids I realized I live in the same town as you.

  • @buddhagreene9010
    @buddhagreene9010 6 лет назад +63

    HOMEBOY WAS WORKING WITH A WATERJET IN FLIP FLOPS! I NEED THAT JOB!

  • @aznperswazn
    @aznperswazn 2 года назад +11

    I'm so late to this awesome person. I really love how we are seeing his thought processes...all the stops and changes. It's real and relatable and I love his sense of humor. Thank you for the content!

  • @bruhmoment5777
    @bruhmoment5777 5 лет назад +143

    He reminds me if Flint from cloudy with a chance if meatballs

    • @gannonruby1119
      @gannonruby1119 4 года назад +8

      It took me too long to figure out the "if" was a typo

    • @krowbard
      @krowbard 4 года назад +8

      F L I N T L O C K W O O D

    • @tristan3456
      @tristan3456 4 года назад +1

      FLINT LOCKWOOOOOOOOOOOD

  • @ognok6698
    @ognok6698 5 лет назад +188

    "cut them in half hot dog way"
    -fully grown man

  • @iurichiba
    @iurichiba 6 лет назад +123

    It's strange how Mark's video is so much more well produced, well thought out, well edited, well explained, has more views, etc. But I still like our boi Osman's video way more.

    • @dutchik5107
      @dutchik5107 6 лет назад +21

      Iuri Chiba it's called character

    • @SnapdragonFilm
      @SnapdragonFilm 6 лет назад +7

      it’s called talent

    • @brycehayden5781
      @brycehayden5781 6 лет назад +5

      It's called not being gay

    • @dowdayjing8442
      @dowdayjing8442 6 лет назад +3

      Iuri Chiba, I like the editing better here. It takes a genius to distill the barely controlled chaos that is William Osman

  • @queasyjuice1234
    @queasyjuice1234 3 года назад +7

    This was honestly the best William Osman video I have seen. Thanks Will! Your the best.

  • @5MadMovieMakers
    @5MadMovieMakers 6 лет назад +25

    Mark’s guest room has upgraded from air mattress to solid bed, that’s good to see

  • @renthehag
    @renthehag 6 лет назад +1472

    When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

    • @BenTo609
      @BenTo609 6 лет назад +29

      TuttiTunes Cave Johnson

    • @Jmcgee1125
      @Jmcgee1125 6 лет назад +97

      The point is: If we can store music on a compact disc, why can't we store a man's intelligence and personality on one? So I have the engineers figuring that out now. Brain Mapping. Artificial Intelligence. We should have been working on it thirty years ago. I will say this - and I'm gonna say it on tape so everybody hears it a hundred times a day: If I die before you people can pour me into a computer, I want Caroline to run this place. Now, she'll argue. She'll say she can't. She's modest like that. But you make her. Hell, put her in my computer. I don't care. Alright, test's over. You can head on back to your desk.

    • @anunexpectedturnofevents1551
      @anunexpectedturnofevents1551 6 лет назад +10

      PORTAL 2 yesssssssssss

    • @blender11th
      @blender11th 6 лет назад +6

      Life: do you have a receipt

    • @brandonbulthuis2740
      @brandonbulthuis2740 6 лет назад +23

      Tfw combustible lemons actually burn your house down

  • @kravicle
    @kravicle 6 лет назад +80

    is it weird that i understood your "bicycle in the air" analogy? like the wheels are not in the ground so you can pedal and pedal and pedal really fast but you go nowhere. if you are in the ground then it's harder to move ofc but then you (the person) are making the energy to move the bike forward by pedaling which makes the wheel that is touching the ground spin.
    i also if u think about it what william said in marks video also makes sense like. the fact that the battery works is well but that it works as well as it does (ie doesnt produce that much energy) is not well

    • @varikvalefor
      @varikvalefor 6 лет назад +3

      If you have basic knowledge of physics, it's pretty simple.

    • @Ferraday
      @Ferraday 5 лет назад +5

      Varik Valefor is you live on earth, its pretty simple

  • @cyborgcat4262
    @cyborgcat4262 4 года назад +16

    "pullout for science"
    "it's a family show"
    "that's where families come from"
    William Osman has just beat youtube at their own game

  • @tomg4492
    @tomg4492 5 лет назад +88

    If 3 cats walk through a long thin tube it will take a long time. If 3 cats walk through a long wide tube they will walk in parallel and faster.
    R E S I S T A N C E

    • @nicolaimfpetersen4072
      @nicolaimfpetersen4072 4 года назад +5

      They Will Walk parallel no matter what, just om different axis

    • @potto1488
      @potto1488 3 года назад +2

      This does not work with fibre

  • @theletterkei
    @theletterkei 4 года назад +77

    "the zinc scratches and dings very easily"
    15:43

    • @zac-wd5vw
      @zac-wd5vw 4 года назад +1

      Be also said he didn't care

    • @theletterkei
      @theletterkei 4 года назад +2

      @@zac-wd5vw yeah but I still think it's funny

  • @BradyTCooke
    @BradyTCooke 5 лет назад +381

    *makes contact with extraterrestrial beings*
    William: what up aliens

    • @Onyxthefem
      @Onyxthefem 4 года назад +4

      Brady T. Cooke “What up outer space willies”

  • @Katia_Managan
    @Katia_Managan Год назад +5

    21:34 HAMSTER VEST FORESHADOWING
    It was planned all along!

  • @yeahitsyieh
    @yeahitsyieh 6 лет назад +166

    "and then we can go to hotdog and get Costco" quality content

    • @malvrius
      @malvrius 5 лет назад

      As soon as i seen this i heard him say it.... LOL

  • @caboebinger
    @caboebinger 6 лет назад +46

    “You know what? Let’s go to fry’s. Let’s buy a motor.
    And We can go to Hotdog and get a Costco!”

  • @visiblur
    @visiblur 6 лет назад +6

    The zinc gives off kations, which are positively charged ions, these are labelled ZN2+, as well as electrons, which are negative. The electrons combines with hydrogen anions, positive ions, from the acidic electrolyte, the lemon, to form uncharged hydrogen. The electrons from the copper is transferred through the wire to the zinc, which leads to an electric charge being generated. The hydrogen just bubbles away.

  • @Ali_Aktbabwa
    @Ali_Aktbabwa 3 года назад +18

    "so you're saying somebody with a GI track problem couldn't do that to a lab coat"? 😂😂😂

  • @pilotflux8005
    @pilotflux8005 6 лет назад +401

    When life burns your house down, buy $1600 worth of sheet metals and buy 1000 lemons to make an inefficient battery.

    • @stefcho2004
      @stefcho2004 6 лет назад +12

      First of all Mark Rober gave him a budget and even though he blew past it, the money is still mark’s

    • @drunkenmasterii3250
      @drunkenmasterii3250 6 лет назад

      ''at first I was afraid, I was petrified...'' she doesn't say ''at second, something something'' you're a liar.

    • @lolwutman
      @lolwutman 6 лет назад +4

      First of all is part of a list, it isnt an expression on its own.

    • @cdgonepotatoes4219
      @cdgonepotatoes4219 6 лет назад +4

      engrish haaaaaaard

    • @vapelordeon9364
      @vapelordeon9364 6 лет назад +7

      He's trying to burn life's house down...
      With the lemons

  • @dannydeko331
    @dannydeko331 5 лет назад +136

    6:40
    *"And then we can go to hotdog and get Costco"*
    _William Osman - 2018_

    • @zanybandyt7774
      @zanybandyt7774 3 года назад +9

      i was looking through comments for someone to say tis

  • @nathanlapp6369
    @nathanlapp6369 4 года назад +49

    Next one : how many electric eels you need to agitate to cook an eel.

  • @TheDoritoBoi
    @TheDoritoBoi 4 года назад +4

    Mark rober and william osman are two very different distinct types of engineers. Choatic and hyper disciplined

  • @kellenbrinton5637
    @kellenbrinton5637 6 лет назад +185

    The one potato. Also William is was great to meet you at vidcon

  • @theo9743
    @theo9743 5 лет назад +29

    Hamster on a wheel vs Wall of lemons, who generates more power!?

  • @alexfaudel5245
    @alexfaudel5245 5 лет назад +70

    "A lot of them are really small"
    Shit those are the biggest lemons I've ever seen, colorado doesn't get good citrus fruits apparently cause I didnt know they could get that big lol

    • @gator4458
      @gator4458 4 года назад

      I live in Maryland and our lemons our super small.

  • @baz2084
    @baz2084 3 года назад +6

    I love that I was listening to your videos in the background during work, finished my work and managed to come back to the video just as you rick rolled me, props my man.

  • @JoeMakes
    @JoeMakes 6 лет назад +782

    Sorry to say, but that kids flossin skills are phenomenally better than your science teaching skills. Sad, but never gonna give you up and let you down

    • @mel.fuyuki
      @mel.fuyuki 6 лет назад +23

      yea but id prefer him as my science teacher over most of my science teachers

    • @JoeMakes
      @JoeMakes 6 лет назад

      so true

    • @cdgonepotatoes4219
      @cdgonepotatoes4219 6 лет назад

      Never gonna haul around and desert you

    • @-magnus-8898
      @-magnus-8898 6 лет назад +1

      We're no strangers to love
      You know the rules and so do I
      A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
      You wouldn't get this from any other guy
      I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
      Gotta make you understand
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      We've known each other for so long
      Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
      Inside we both know what's been going on
      We know the game and we're gonna play it
      And if you ask me how I'm feeling
      Don't tell me you're too blind to see
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      Never gonna give, never gonna give
      (Give you up)
      (Ooh) Never gonna give, never gonna give
      (Give you up)
      We've known each other for so long
      Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
      Inside we both know what's been going on
      We know the game and we're gonna play it
      I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
      Gotta make you understand
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry

    • @nubnubthegreat8215
      @nubnubthegreat8215 6 лет назад +2

      Screw off with your fortnite bullshit

  • @wsmith2401
    @wsmith2401 5 лет назад +192

    "what's a resistor" girl saying what we were all thinking

    • @sci_pain3409
      @sci_pain3409 5 лет назад +16

      no, it’s making me want to slam my head on my desk.

    • @radughita1992
      @radughita1992 4 года назад +5

      @@sci_pain3409 More than the flossing little turd?

    • @LinxinMusic
      @LinxinMusic 4 года назад +2

      sci_pain
      Can you explain what a resistor is?

    • @clonetheory3343
      @clonetheory3343 4 года назад +2

      @@LinxinMusic it lowers the amperage thruogh the circuit

    • @clonetheory3343
      @clonetheory3343 4 года назад +1

      Amperes are the current flow

  • @ThePupSquad
    @ThePupSquad 5 лет назад +183

    Cameraman John makes me feel like a little kid watching my goofy single dad try to fulfill himself through his machines bc homemaking sure didn’t

  • @carterlichti182
    @carterlichti182 2 года назад +2

    Honestly. I have ASD and really struggle in my engineering math classes. I think you're cat metaphors would help me a lot. Wish tutors talked more like RUclips scientists

  • @denied7616
    @denied7616 5 лет назад +10

    william sounds so surprised and happy that mark believed in him. im crying, he's so precious 💜

  • @proccessingunit2337
    @proccessingunit2337 6 лет назад +180

    *PULL OUT PULL OUT PULL OUT*
    "That's where families come from"

  • @redimm4102
    @redimm4102 6 лет назад +27

    "The Enrichment Center reminds you that although circumstances may appear bleak, you are not alone. All Aperture Science personality constructs will remain functional in apocalyptic, low power environments of as few as 1.1 volts."

  • @josiahphillips421
    @josiahphillips421 2 года назад +5

    Watching William explain chemistry is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen 😂

  • @ualgun
    @ualgun 6 лет назад +63

    6:38 "lets go to hotdog and get costco" I want to meet you and be friends with you so, so much.

    • @1fleshnhim
      @1fleshnhim Год назад

      um actually when he said that it was at 6:41 🤓 (Written by my son)

  • @funboxentertainment1745
    @funboxentertainment1745 6 лет назад +70

    There's a small man shoving cats in... YOU CAN MEASURE THAT.

  • @LoydAvenheart
    @LoydAvenheart 5 лет назад +15

    4:33 This shot was literal art.

  • @sampletext9898
    @sampletext9898 Год назад +2

    The hamster vast foreshadowing is wild

  • @N8McKay26
    @N8McKay26 4 года назад +42

    “Pull out for science.”
    “FAMILY SHOW”
    “thats where families come from...”

  • @Mathman420
    @Mathman420 5 лет назад +277

    William: “what are we doing?”
    Actual scientist: “Science!”

    • @usagi2934
      @usagi2934 4 года назад +29

      I'm now quite certain that every scientist are more than happy to do stupid shit as long as they got money

    • @ThePhantomSafetyPin
      @ThePhantomSafetyPin 3 года назад +5

      @@usagi2934 I have a science degree myself, in Cell and Molecular Biology actually. I can confirm that every single scientist in existence absolutely is more than happy to do stupid shit for science, money or not, if the idea is semi-feasible and sounds fun enough.

  • @alexandreruda8405
    @alexandreruda8405 6 лет назад +30

    I swear if this guy is not going to heaven, none of us can

    • @robertjazz3613
      @robertjazz3613 6 лет назад

      Alexandre Ruda for real he such a cool sweet guy like it’s unreal

  • @conallgraham8919
    @conallgraham8919 3 года назад +3

    I’m rewatching this video and I’m shocked that my physics lessons are actually helping me understand William try to explain the power output

  • @thedebtcollecter5006
    @thedebtcollecter5006 4 года назад +61

    "Let's go to hot dog to get Costco"
    - William Osman

  • @shiroborowski2270
    @shiroborowski2270 5 лет назад +44

    I honestly love how its mostly only William talking, and then the "camera man" never speaks. Do you ever wonder if they are like a robot or something... YOU NEVER KNOW... (also yes im binge watching these videos. lord)

  • @2pumpchump910
    @2pumpchump910 6 лет назад +21

    13:48 you can hear camera man john whisper 600. Exposed