Trump 2020 Looks A Lot Like Trump 2016

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  • Опубликовано: 15 июн 2024
  • Donald Trump claimed that massive crowds of people would be watching his Orlando rally from outside Amway Arena. Well, Stephen sent a camera crew. #LSSC #Colbert #Monologue
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  • @MrKikip1992
    @MrKikip1992 5 лет назад +1081

    If he's still saying 'Make America Great Again' does that mean he failed in this term?

    • @WhateverHappenedToFun
      @WhateverHappenedToFun 5 лет назад +153

      Shhhhhhhh.... logic is what make them angry....

    • @PeggyJame
      @PeggyJame 5 лет назад +14

      Keeley Wheelz: There is no “again”. There is only today and tomorrow.

    • @marshalbaek5580
      @marshalbaek5580 5 лет назад +7

      Keeley Wheelz Yes

    • @ike9854
      @ike9854 5 лет назад +10

      No, the man is making the Country great again, every day and every time he opens his mouth! Americans are not interested in politics, just flagwaving shows and slogans!

    • @JohnDoe-dg8pe
      @JohnDoe-dg8pe 5 лет назад +8

      Isnt he saying Keep America Great

  • @johannadams7266
    @johannadams7266 5 лет назад +1920

    Does anyone ever just watch the people in the crowd behind politicians and wonder WTF is wrong with them?

    • @Wamsuo58u
      @Wamsuo58u 5 лет назад +74

      Idiocracy

    • @Librasmusic
      @Librasmusic 5 лет назад +136

      Omg, I thought it was just me, how can you listen to him and not feel stupid for standing there

    • @tomw9599
      @tomw9599 5 лет назад +30

      The dead don't die. Scaaaaaary.

    • @bunny1765
      @bunny1765 5 лет назад +72

      It's like they're stuck in Plato's cave but in broad daylight.

    • @joelodidi
      @joelodidi 5 лет назад +55

      There are people there who are in all his rallies...check out the black dude...he is always in his rallies

  • @TheTrainmobile
    @TheTrainmobile 5 лет назад +603

    *Our press credentials were revoked at the last minute, so we bought tickets online and just walked right in.*
    Absolute madlad

    • @celiayounger9202
      @celiayounger9202 4 года назад +1

      👍👍👍👏👏👏👏💥💥💥

    • @kimokla3874
      @kimokla3874 4 года назад

      hmm why?

    • @desertdaisymarie6951
      @desertdaisymarie6951 4 года назад

      Craig X you’re not looking at the footage??

    • @portiaclark12
      @portiaclark12 4 года назад +6

      @Craig X I assumed that the people from the pre-party went into the arena when the rally started. Hence why there wasn't anything but chairs and garbage outside in Colbert's footage. The main point he was making was that Trump claimed the arena was more than sold out which given the footage would seem not to be the case.

    • @joannhubert-olson9201
      @joannhubert-olson9201 4 года назад +1

      @Craig X Like the excuse, i.e., "nobody has good facts on it." Why would a fact checker like myself expect something different from a Trump follower.

  • @rlee1231
    @rlee1231 5 лет назад +867

    Why is he still talking about Hillary? She’s NOT running!! He’s so stuck in the past. No wonder why he’s talking about bringing back coal!! 🤦🏽‍♀️

    • @georgeb.wolffsohn30
      @georgeb.wolffsohn30 5 лет назад +59

      Because it's just about getting people angry and creating a boogie man to be afraid of.

    • @MapleMediaCA
      @MapleMediaCA 5 лет назад +6

      People are still ticked with HRC and will be for years to come even after 4 more years of Trump, so you clearly don't get it.

    • @ricku9487
      @ricku9487 5 лет назад +35

      @@MapleMediaCA Or maybe people that strongly agree with trump are so entrenched in their denial that they will believe anything he says and will swallow his obvious misdirections

    • @ClemonsKunkel
      @ClemonsKunkel 5 лет назад +2

      @@harleytank lol a FAKE BABY BONE SPUR ACCOUNT! DID YOU GET YOUR TRUMPY BEAR MADE IN CHINA WITH LOVE? I LOVE YOU FAKE PEOPLE! I AM REAL YOU ARE NOT!!! PICK ON ME, YOU COWARD!
      SAD
      SO SAD LOVE G-20.IN

    • @robione5627
      @robione5627 5 лет назад +7

      @@MapleMediaCA people?...you mean feeble minded morons....there...I fixed it for you....you're welcome

  • @AJ42K
    @AJ42K 5 лет назад +481

    Dear America,
    Now I am no longer the dumbest and worst President ever.
    Signed
    George W. Bush

    • @Grubleafeater
      @Grubleafeater 5 лет назад +4

      SAD! ;)

    • @Brandespada
      @Brandespada 5 лет назад +3

      Said Bush after Obama was elected...

    • @zaneferrier6227
      @zaneferrier6227 5 лет назад +34

      @@Brandespada Try harder. I know you're bad at this, but even you can do better than that.

    • @dsaint372
      @dsaint372 5 лет назад +13

      @@Brandespada 👎😣

    • @themachine8009
      @themachine8009 5 лет назад

      😂😂😂👍👍

  • @sketcharmslong6289
    @sketcharmslong6289 5 лет назад +562

    Did he just, with a straight face, say that he would cure cancer?
    Bruh

    • @waahmed7830
      @waahmed7830 5 лет назад +53

      Bruh that's some African dictatorship shit. Didn't the Dictator of Uganda say that he cured aids

    • @artembentsionov
      @artembentsionov 5 лет назад +34

      Only an ignorant person would say that. There is no disease called “cancer”. It’s a huge variety of unrelated illnesses with their own names and causes. How can you cure something that broad?

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 5 лет назад +32

      So... he plans on committing suicide?

    • @Chunkboi
      @Chunkboi 5 лет назад +9

      Courage Karnga and taking his base with him.

    • @megahappy2bemeIntheStarz
      @megahappy2bemeIntheStarz 5 лет назад +11

      I can't wait for one of his tRumpies to come to him with cancer and oops , no cure besides him trying to take their healthcare away too (pre-existing condition). Why doesn't he just ask his buddy Kim Jong for that cure because he supposedly discovered one that not only cured cancers but a host of other serious illnesses too.

  • @nighttempest7163
    @nighttempest7163 5 лет назад +319

    The level of delusion is ungodly high in America right now

    • @megahappy2bemeIntheStarz
      @megahappy2bemeIntheStarz 5 лет назад +5

      Only part of America.

    • @timsgarage1861
      @timsgarage1861 5 лет назад

      All of America. Both sides!

    • @AlejandroGarcia-zx9ft
      @AlejandroGarcia-zx9ft 5 лет назад +1

      why so?

    • @dw4867
      @dw4867 5 лет назад +5

      @@timsgarage1861 only parts john. The parts that blindly follow political parties because they lack the brain cells to have independent thoughts.

    • @Synathidy
      @Synathidy 4 года назад +1

      @@timsgarage1861 There are more than two sides. Proof? I am on MY side, and am the only one on MY particular side, in all of America. You see my side is completely exclusive and self-centered, and I am an American. Hence, AT LEAST 3 sides exist in this country.

  • @jcepri
    @jcepri 5 лет назад +105

    You can literally see the air blowing between the ears of his supporters in back. Absolutely no brain matter.

    • @vicovendale6955
      @vicovendale6955 5 лет назад

      Jeff C
      It's the result, somewhat ironically, of self-inflicted brain cancer which Trump plans to cure as soon as he's perfected his cold fusion driven anti-gravity machine.

  • @BubblewrapHighway
    @BubblewrapHighway 5 лет назад +539

    "If reelected I'll cure cancer." What's stopping you from doing it now? You've had 3 years.

    • @BenChod3
      @BenChod3 5 лет назад +21

      BubblewrapHighway
      Funny Joe Biden actually said that.... wanna make a funny joke about that?

    • @bladerj
      @bladerj 5 лет назад +11

      Hey you libtard First he need 3 billions to finish the wall that democrats are stoping him, THEN he will ask more 3 billies to research cancer okay ?

    • @Asher_Tye
      @Asher_Tye 5 лет назад +63

      @@bladerj Cancer is a far more pressing concern than an ugly wall. And given his track record, no, I don't believe he'd use it for cancer research.

    • @bladerj
      @bladerj 5 лет назад +10

      woosh @@Asher_Tye

    • @Asher_Tye
      @Asher_Tye 5 лет назад +7

      @@bladerj fair enough.

  • @FreeRadical09
    @FreeRadical09 5 лет назад +1205

    Another complete and uncut monologue, thank you for uploading it this way!

    • @OmegaEpsilon876
      @OmegaEpsilon876 5 лет назад +15

      @John Smith He means parts of Colbert's speech weren't edited out, basically we see it as if we were the audience

    • @Eric-ye5yz
      @Eric-ye5yz 5 лет назад +4

      He must be the most boring speaker, with his monotone voice, and what he says is so vague as to be 'nothing of value'.
      All he could talk about was he was going to cure all kinds of diseases.

    • @enkibumbu
      @enkibumbu 5 лет назад

      It adds nearly 2" to the monologue.

    • @kimberlycolliins3335
      @kimberlycolliins3335 5 лет назад +1

      Eric You MAGAt he said he’s gonna cure cancer and not what one hour before that his son was saying Biden was then idiot for saying that he’s gonna cure cancer, so do the world a favour? go shove your head back up trumps arse

    • @Artofficial1986
      @Artofficial1986 5 лет назад +1

      Oh my so you like them long and uncut huh? I can respect that

  • @ryuman757
    @ryuman757 4 года назад +56

    4:30 well "finding the cure for everything" sure didn't age well with how he's dealing with the virus 😂😂😂

    • @watcherenjoyer123
      @watcherenjoyer123 3 года назад +7

      What do you expect? Remember when he said Mexico will pay for the wall and ended up shutting down the government?

    • @ryuman757
      @ryuman757 3 года назад +6

      @@watcherenjoyer123 And then locking Hillary up, and nothing happening, lol.

  • @artembentsionov
    @artembentsionov 5 лет назад +434

    “The biggest witch hunt in political history”
    Senator McCarthy says hello

    • @JohnSilverHawkins
      @JohnSilverHawkins 5 лет назад +41

      Also a few people in Salem

    • @ohiosmartydempinkhat9684
      @ohiosmartydempinkhat9684 5 лет назад +11

      And after the "witch hunt" was over, first thing he did was call the witch. Putin!

    • @merk9569
      @merk9569 5 лет назад +4

      @Silver Hawkins Good one! Thanks for the chuckle.

    • @jademoon7938
      @jademoon7938 5 лет назад +3

      If they didn't bust out the Malleus Maleficarum, it wasn't a real witch hunt.

    • @georgeb.wolffsohn30
      @georgeb.wolffsohn30 5 лет назад +2

      With a bunch of witches in jail.

  • @multitudeofidols
    @multitudeofidols 5 лет назад +67

    All joking aside, that "they're not after me; they're after you" bit is pure demagoguery.

    • @lordlunacy6020
      @lordlunacy6020 5 лет назад +4

      Demagoguery, like the monster from stranger things?

    • @georgeb.wolffsohn30
      @georgeb.wolffsohn30 5 лет назад +5

      Say it : fascism.

    • @lordlunacy6020
      @lordlunacy6020 5 лет назад

      @@georgeb.wolffsohn30 that's why we have orgasmnations like Antifag.

  • @35jeff13
    @35jeff13 5 лет назад +285

    I hope the bar is not permanently lowered after this sh*t show of an administration.

    • @Kordiana
      @Kordiana 5 лет назад +19

      35Jeff This is the ultimate fear. And if the Dems ever did half the shit Donny has done in office, the GOP would lose their damn minds over it.

    • @NickMC512
      @NickMC512 5 лет назад +5

      Too late.

    • @andredingstertsao
      @andredingstertsao 5 лет назад +11

      It is already damaged. And there is a huge possibility that he will be re-elected.

    • @marctouss1862
      @marctouss1862 5 лет назад +3

      oh it is ... actually there is no bar...

    • @BigDangerous311
      @BigDangerous311 5 лет назад +1

      +35Jeff Too late.. :(

  • @danielbaig
    @danielbaig 5 лет назад +64

    If it weren't for Stephen's mediation of this horror show with comedy, I think I would be throwing up from the clips of the rally.

  • @sketcharmslong6289
    @sketcharmslong6289 5 лет назад +244

    I actually can't watch this. Despite Colbert being hilarious. That crowd of absolute cabbages just makes me sad

    • @monkiram
      @monkiram 5 лет назад +15

      Yeah me too. I thought I'd gotten desensitized by now, but something about this segment made me feel despondent all over again.

    • @artemis-888
      @artemis-888 5 лет назад +5

      me too. Before I saw your post, I had just added a comment about how, with this wholly unqualified non human occupying the White House, I still feel like I'm waking up from a nightmare.

    • @xxXthekevXxx
      @xxXthekevXxx 5 лет назад +4

      There’s actually a row of 4-6 people seemingly dressed as cabbages standing behind trump 😂

    • @mmarrinan
      @mmarrinan 5 лет назад +11

      I live in Australia, but Trump being President still blows my mind everyday!

    • @artemis-888
      @artemis-888 5 лет назад +9

      @@mmarrinan Many people across the world, like us, can not believe this crime family took over our white house, with the assist of Russia, and Republicans defending his crimes, not to mention incompetence, to stay in power.

  • @ragingmonk6080
    @ragingmonk6080 5 лет назад +212

    Sorry Stephen but I can't laugh about this fool tonight. The fact that this many idiots showed up to his rally makes a statement about our education system.

    • @richsackett3423
      @richsackett3423 5 лет назад +16

      Educating away bigotry is a tall order for public schools.

    • @mspeggylee4214
      @mspeggylee4214 5 лет назад +18

      Yeah and ed system has tRUMP's appointee - Betsy Duvus to insure it doesn't get any better 👎

    • @adorable3817
      @adorable3817 5 лет назад +17

      I feel the same. It's nauseating to hear him speak, and to hear the idiots cheer....actually, I still can't believe aGolf Twittler is POTUS 🙈

    • @AndrewJSimpson
      @AndrewJSimpson 5 лет назад +1

      They would have been paid

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 5 лет назад +1

      Just hold on, my friend. We will conquer in 2020.

  • @booyahbooyah6196
    @booyahbooyah6196 5 лет назад +280

    Make America great by locking the door to the arena and not letting any of thos psychos out

    • @philrabe910
      @philrabe910 5 лет назад +7

      Pump in a tank full of nitrogen and in the morning call up for a dozen refrigerated trucks...

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 5 лет назад +11

      How they haven't been institutionalized yet is a mystery to me.

    • @adwoaa.mprengo4799
      @adwoaa.mprengo4799 5 лет назад +2

      I love you 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @only2genders02
      @only2genders02 5 лет назад +1

      Its keep America great now.

    • @wagonstation3709
      @wagonstation3709 5 лет назад +1

      If only!!

  • @terrasilvershade5678
    @terrasilvershade5678 4 года назад +161

    “Imagine if you have a democratic president and a democratic congress.” So you mean a functioning government?

    • @benevolentautore4463
      @benevolentautore4463 4 года назад +4

      Are you really that dumb?

    • @baseball2712
      @baseball2712 4 года назад +4

      You couldn’t have said anything as unintelligent as that

    • @angelafisher5726
      @angelafisher5726 4 года назад +12

      And the people can actually keep their money. And America wouldnt be laughed at anymore. And well. Things would really be great again

    • @mkzhero
      @mkzhero 4 года назад +4

      If only the 'Democrat' stood for democracy, and not the Democratic party huh...

    • @FortMat31
      @FortMat31 3 года назад

      Yeah California is doing great with all dems...

  • @mousermind
    @mousermind 5 лет назад +481

    Vote Red, vote Blue, but for the love of our country don't vote Orange.

  • @KarltonFranz
    @KarltonFranz 5 лет назад +319

    He's literally pulling a hitler and accusing his opponents exactly of what he is guilty of in order to strengthen his movement

    • @Fluffy_production
      @Fluffy_production 5 лет назад +6

      Evan L “he’s pulling a hitler” *the left is actually trying to silence free speech, slandering those who they disagree with such as kavanaugh and the Russia accusations, trying to revoke guns and using blatant anti-semitism (in cases like Omar)*
      So unless you mean by “pulling a hitler” rebuilding a nations shattered economy and military then no he most certainly Is not pulling a hitler

    • @JohnDoe-dg8pe
      @JohnDoe-dg8pe 5 лет назад +4

      Ok dumbass

    • @silverbat5873
      @silverbat5873 5 лет назад +20

      @@Fluffy_production Are you Russian or just stupid?

    • @RAFMnBgaming
      @RAFMnBgaming 5 лет назад +1

      God I hope there isn't an American Kristalnacht.

    • @RAFMnBgaming
      @RAFMnBgaming 5 лет назад +6

      @@Fluffy_production you know Hitler actually opened up gun legislation for pretty much everyone, with the notable exception of the Jews. You know, because he was literally Hitler.

  • @ZackeryCochran
    @ZackeryCochran 5 лет назад +447

    They can’t decide if America needs fixing or it’s already great.

    • @sdfkjgh
      @sdfkjgh 5 лет назад +35

      ThunderDrummer: That's what fascists do. The fascist's chosen enemies are simultaneously too numerically superior to its own forces, and too weak to stop the fascist's attacks. These contradictory statements get to the heart of fascism's untenability.

    • @sassygirl4728
      @sassygirl4728 5 лет назад +8

      Dont say anything you'll give them a headache.

    • @ForeverMe543
      @ForeverMe543 5 лет назад +8

      ThunderDrummer sheep aren’t smart enough to make their own choices

    • @artnoll
      @artnoll 5 лет назад +14

      Make America The Greatness It Never Wern't

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 5 лет назад +8

      Look who's president? Of course we need fixing!

  • @audreyalicia2093
    @audreyalicia2093 5 лет назад +91

    He wrote Melania a love letter? I just hollered!!

    • @kimokla3874
      @kimokla3874 4 года назад

      Audrey remember the real history of "Witch Hunts"
      Started against Suffrajete woman for many decades
      from Mary Lincoln to the Vote for Women finally won,
      as men hurt and attacked so many!!
      Spread the word Real actual Witch Hunts

    • @Lowkeylie
      @Lowkeylie 3 года назад +1

      He wrote it on the back of his check to Stormy Daniels.

  • @deb244
    @deb244 5 лет назад +25

    Our team got their press credentials denied at the last minute...... so they just went online, got the ticket.... and walked in😂😂😂
    feat. sold out arena
    #JOKEOFTHEYEAR🤣

    • @Evilroco
      @Evilroco 4 года назад +1

      @Craig X nice of you to post same comment twice, I guess it means that Trump lied yet again and with film to prove it.

    • @Evilroco
      @Evilroco 4 года назад +2

      @Craig X So all those empty stands were....what an optical illusion ? magic?
      or it wasn't a sell out and Trump lied yet again.
      I am going to guess you think Trump had the biggest inauguration crowd ever.

  • @zenjon7892
    @zenjon7892 5 лет назад +120

    God, please save America from this scourge amen

    • @HomemadeCollectibles
      @HomemadeCollectibles 5 лет назад +1

      Zen Jon America needs a revolution

    • @sPACEmANtYLERSPACE
      @sPACEmANtYLERSPACE 5 лет назад +1

      @David Anewman god dosnt exist, and if he did, He wouldnt listen to the prayers of the cuntservatives either.

    • @zenjon7892
      @zenjon7892 5 лет назад +2

      @David Anewman нет, блядь, that's Russian for "no, fucker" because I thought you would understand Russian

  • @Kdkjdjewerdnxa
    @Kdkjdjewerdnxa 5 лет назад +509

    Can’t believe it’s already been nearly 3 years since that nightmare of an election.
    In a way it feels like a long time ago but I feel like the constant bad news and scandals from the White House have numbed me into making time feel like it went by faster.

    • @YouTubeCensorsEverything
      @YouTubeCensorsEverything 5 лет назад +14

      When you don't have healthcare anymore. Its more like 50 years.

    • @MsMary957
      @MsMary957 5 лет назад +11

      Sometimes it feels like an eternity. November 2020 needs to hurry the hell up.

    • @fifty50x8
      @fifty50x8 5 лет назад +3

      2024 you mean?

    • @KillJoy_Since2017
      @KillJoy_Since2017 5 лет назад +1

      E
      Ikr

    • @Lyndiloo
      @Lyndiloo 5 лет назад +7

      So much has happened since 2015, it's difficult to keep track of *when* things happened so it all kinda blends together into The Bad Times.

  • @DiamondHedgehog
    @DiamondHedgehog 4 года назад +10

    "Recycling his own garbage ", lol.

  • @alaindeloor2965
    @alaindeloor2965 5 лет назад +62

    SNL's church lady is more believable!

    • @jclay6680
      @jclay6680 4 года назад

      Well isn't that special.

    • @kimokla3874
      @kimokla3874 4 года назад

      oh please , get a grip

    • @philipclayberg4928
      @philipclayberg4928 4 года назад

      kim okla: But I already have a small suitcase. Unless you meant "grippe", which I don't want, but if you want it, it's all yours.

  • @skler69
    @skler69 5 лет назад +337

    His speech in a nutshell: "Me awesome, me great, worship me", "I'm a helpless victim, feel sorry for me", "Don't vote for crooked Hillary".

    • @crigglybitsrigby9658
      @crigglybitsrigby9658 5 лет назад +15

      Diego .. a Nutjob in a Nutshell..👍

    • @michaedove3562
      @michaedove3562 5 лет назад +27

      Let me correct your comment Trumptard...Every show since the 2016 election: "This is what Trump said. Its totally ridiculous. Lets try to have a laugh about it. Please don't let this clown who's ruining the USA's reputation and standing in the world get elected again in 2020." There. Nailed it.

    • @gregm55mullen62
      @gregm55mullen62 5 лет назад +9

      Ahhh Hillary is gone mate. It's 2019...

    • @steveouk90126
      @steveouk90126 5 лет назад +1

      "Look at all the things we've done over the last couple of years--didn't Obama tell us those days were gone? Don't go back to FAILURE."

    • @genghiskhan9269
      @genghiskhan9269 5 лет назад +2

      @@timmtheilig6827 At least Stalin was sort of. SANE.

  • @rayceeya8659
    @rayceeya8659 5 лет назад +84

    I knew his crowds were getting smaller. That mob didn't sound anywhere near as menacing and blood thirsty as his rallies back in 2016.

    • @richsackett3423
      @richsackett3423 5 лет назад +9

      They've already seen that sideshow and are moseying down the midway to get a deep-fried something-or-other.

    • @carrie0508
      @carrie0508 5 лет назад +11

      But some ChumpTurd proudly proclaimed last night he had sold 200,000 tickets!!! I saw the empty seats when they panned the audience, I thought it hadn't started??

    • @williamorwell
      @williamorwell 5 лет назад +10

      Trump just rehashed his let's hate other people routine from his 2016 tour.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 5 лет назад +6

      Let's take that as a sign that a few of those mad people have finally woken up.

    • @thelords3394
      @thelords3394 5 лет назад +1

      @@williamorwell truth thank you.

  • @tjs653
    @tjs653 4 года назад +24

    Did he say we can move? My family is poor as all all get. Does his tell us to leave mean he'll pay for it???? If so I'm outta here coz this nutter scares the shit outta me more than Brexit. Heck Canada sounds nice too.
    Pay our way and fees dude. We'll go. Maybe when things aren't so fucked up we'll be back.

  • @dokscy44
    @dokscy44 5 лет назад +29

    " 2020: Let's make America great again"
    Well, how did that worked out last time?

    • @luquemcmahon2029
      @luquemcmahon2029 5 лет назад +1

      DokScy well, what happened

    • @mkzhero
      @mkzhero 4 года назад

      Well, we ain't dead yet, the economy's a bit better, and no one's doing worse than before, so not TOO bad? I'd personally vote for whoever offers to shrink the government, but as if that's ever happening with any candidates running this puppet show, left or right...

    • @philipclayberg4928
      @philipclayberg4928 4 года назад

      DokScy: Poorly. Impoverished.

  • @Romanji
    @Romanji 5 лет назад +75

    i love how ever since Trump was elected he NEVER stopped talking about the 2016 campaign, and how it was the biggest win ever, with the biggest inauguration crowd and the biggest electoral college win and how the most people ever illegally voted for Hillary.
    Now comes the 2020 election, can't wait.. To hear the same thing again

    • @dianekinzel777
      @dianekinzel777 5 лет назад +2

      RoM can't stand Paula white either! Trump wouldn't know a Christian if he met one!

    • @Romanji
      @Romanji 5 лет назад +3

      @Heartstung Sniff? you mean Grab. Trump has no sense of smell, or else he wouldn't be able to survive the world full of his smelly bullshit he spews on a daily basis.

    • @policerthought5649
      @policerthought5649 5 месяцев назад

      Oh if you only knew

    • @Romanji
      @Romanji 5 месяцев назад

      @@policerthought5649 I regret having the ability to know things. it has only made my quality of life lower.

  • @coolwindinmyhair...5094
    @coolwindinmyhair...5094 5 лет назад +134

    Boycott Trump's 4th of July!
    I wish his crowd to be as small as his disturbing inauguration.

    • @worrywart1311
      @worrywart1311 5 лет назад +5

      It will grow exponentially as he tells it. As a rule of thumb take whatever he says and reduce it by 75%. Then you'll only be 50% over what it really was.

    • @dianaechevarria80
      @dianaechevarria80 5 лет назад +3

      Lol yes I hope his crowd is as small as his tiny 👐

    • @SCBJQ
      @SCBJQ 5 лет назад +1

      @@dianaechevarria80 ...and Trump's tiny 🍄

    • @mamawray
      @mamawray 5 лет назад

      DC residents should start camping out on the Mall on July 3 so when the MAGA folk show up on the Metro -- having parked in Silver Spring -- all the spots will be taken.

    • @Brandespada
      @Brandespada 5 лет назад

      Go on wishing...

  • @simfony6679
    @simfony6679 5 лет назад +71

    Trump: make America great again
    Me: what were you doing these past four years?

    • @JohnDoe-dg8pe
      @JohnDoe-dg8pe 5 лет назад +1

      Bruh

    • @rademfam6856
      @rademfam6856 5 лет назад +7

      These idiots that bought his BS before stupid enough to buy it again... geez

    • @liflyer0413
      @liflyer0413 5 лет назад

      I asked the same question during both of Obama's terms.

    • @Chunkboi
      @Chunkboi 5 лет назад +8

      Long Island Aviator so you never opened a newspaper or looked up actual information?

    • @Zero_Ninety
      @Zero_Ninety 4 года назад +6

      Chunkboi Too many big words in a newspaper.

  • @natesanti
    @natesanti 5 лет назад +23

    You got paid $50 to show up, ads in craigslist.

  • @cameronsingletary8941
    @cameronsingletary8941 5 лет назад +186

    This level of double think is fucking scary it's wayyy too 1984

    • @wf6951
      @wf6951 5 лет назад

      WE'RE GOING BACK SON!

    • @stormwatcher59
      @stormwatcher59 5 лет назад

      So true...

    • @samcat4005
      @samcat4005 5 лет назад +1

      omg i just thought of that!

    • @bearxbunny1835
      @bearxbunny1835 5 лет назад

      FOR REAL!!! Double think describes it PERFECTLY!!! I can't believe I never put that together like you did, bravo

    • @vladimirseven777
      @vladimirseven777 5 лет назад

      USA 2019 looks worse than USSR in 1984.

  • @GeekonaBike
    @GeekonaBike 5 лет назад +302

    You got to give it to him, Donald does a pretty good Alec Baldwin imitation. Credit where credit is due.

    • @chippychin
      @chippychin 5 лет назад +14

      When he was walking towards the left side of the stage, for a moment there he looked exactly like Alec Baldwin dressed up as him. My head flipped.

    • @megahappy2bemeIntheStarz
      @megahappy2bemeIntheStarz 5 лет назад +5

      He deserves NOTHING !

    • @jbusa6630
      @jbusa6630 5 лет назад +2

      @@chippychin I noticed that too. I thought it was an SNL skit

    • @olukayodeogunade7124
      @olukayodeogunade7124 5 лет назад

      😀

  • @DoncasterLass
    @DoncasterLass 5 лет назад +46

    crowd in background look yugely bored. Not paid enough to keep cheering for him

    • @denisedouglas
      @denisedouglas 5 лет назад +1

      Anne Gillvray bored trumpanzees look a lil embarrassed to be standing there cheering 😂🤣

  • @carloszenteno
    @carloszenteno 5 лет назад +14

    Anxiously waiting for the "Love notes to Melania" skit. Should be hilarious !!

  • @charlesmyers1253
    @charlesmyers1253 5 лет назад +391

    "Trump is committed to recycling his garbage"...well said

    • @smashingairguitars
      @smashingairguitars 5 лет назад +7

      Steven Colbert? Nah he's Steven ColBURN for that one.

    • @tonyzed6831
      @tonyzed6831 5 лет назад +7

      Must be the ONLY thing he does for the environment

    • @gengraded
      @gengraded 5 лет назад +2

      @Patricia Wathen Hello Russian Hate Bot

    • @tropicthndr
      @tropicthndr 5 лет назад

      But his garbage kicks ass and a democratic candidate that’s not pssy is no where to be found.

  • @FamousWithoutBrad
    @FamousWithoutBrad 5 лет назад +132

    Trump avoids the whole email fiasco by not opening any emails or doing his job. Stable genius CONFIRMED

    • @ellamone9998
      @ellamone9998 5 лет назад +6

      Emails are too hard for him he only knows *Twitter Toddler Thumbs*

    • @davidedwards3361
      @davidedwards3361 5 лет назад +2

      The closest to stable genius he gets is being full of horse sh*t.

    • @cerebrumexcrement
      @cerebrumexcrement 5 лет назад +1

      trump doesnt use email

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 5 лет назад +2

      If he's a stable genius, I'm Queen Hera!

    • @lisab9541
      @lisab9541 5 лет назад +1

      He has said in the past not long before the election, he doesn't use a computer.

  • @andrewhall6479
    @andrewhall6479 5 лет назад +29

    This man scares me more with each speech. It's almost like he's turning into Father Comstock up there.

    • @hazukichanx408
      @hazukichanx408 4 года назад +3

      We're going to need a dimension-hopping youngster of some kind. One with strong strangling hands.

    • @andrewhall6479
      @andrewhall6479 4 года назад

      Are you referring to Booker? I thought 42 disqualified you from being called "youngster." Though you might flatter him.

    • @chrisjones5949
      @chrisjones5949 4 года назад

      @@andrewhall6479 If you recall, Elizabeth is the one who holds Booker under the water in the end. She's, what, maybe 22?

    • @andrewhall6479
      @andrewhall6479 4 года назад

      My bad. I was thinking of the baptismal font on the Hand of the Prophet.

  • @wespuckdog3897
    @wespuckdog3897 4 года назад +24

    King Con Don is nothing more than a side show barker.

    • @dylanmacaya9166
      @dylanmacaya9166 4 года назад

      And barking is pretty much all he does when he goes to speak as if though jamming it loudly into peoples heads will have them believe any and all of the falsehoods and outright lies anymore than talking in a normal tone or volume. He should know by now that the only people that (ridiculously) continue to believe him are the un and/or under educated dullards and religious zealots who think that he's doing good for by them when really he's destroying the vast majority of their lives along with the rest of ours. All we can hope is that enough supporters become former supporters in the right states, those willing to admit that they made a bad decision and have enough sense not to do it again!

  • @faceoff3315
    @faceoff3315 5 лет назад +208

    *IMPEACH TRUMP*
    🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

    • @thegreatanointedlordtrump.336
      @thegreatanointedlordtrump.336 5 лет назад +2

      Your mother! MAGA+

    • @jacquesblaque7728
      @jacquesblaque7728 5 лет назад +5

      At least start the formal inquiry and let's see lard-ass sweat.

    • @adorable3817
      @adorable3817 5 лет назад +1

      @Jonathan Taylor EXACTLY!!!

    • @reforest4fertility
      @reforest4fertility 5 лет назад +1

      @Jonathan Taylor That's just what the Justice Democrats are trying to do: Sanders, Warren, Gabbard et al. The Dumb'rats you're speaking of here: Biden is amongst them for sure, are beholden to the same core pirate donors as the Repugs. Help Sanders push thru DNC resistance and you'll get what the country, the land, the people, the world needs

    • @sprybug
      @sprybug 5 лет назад

      @@reforest4fertility Thank you Nick D.

  • @JayJay-xf2jf
    @JayJay-xf2jf 5 лет назад +270

    "Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it."
    -Santayana ✌

    • @southerngospelgov4056
      @southerngospelgov4056 5 лет назад +5

      We can only hope to repeat 2016 asshole

    • @johanneshjortshj8646
      @johanneshjortshj8646 5 лет назад +26

      @@southerngospelgov4056 Yes indeed. That was an asshole year.

    • @MachiavellisThePrince
      @MachiavellisThePrince 5 лет назад +21

      "History doesn't repeat itself but it often rhymes."
      - Mark Twain
      This explains the different sort of rise in fascism we see in this administration.

    • @embermonkey
      @embermonkey 5 лет назад

      "The juice is loose!" - Sanjaya

    • @mbd6054
      @mbd6054 5 лет назад +9

      @@southerngospelgov4056 Your response proves your awareness of wrongdoing. Why else would you presume it referred to Trump?

  • @justhuman24
    @justhuman24 4 года назад +40

    Trump, you can fool some people sometimes, but you cannot fool everyone all the time! The day of reckoning is here.

  • @lzylifeguidesubscribe2124
    @lzylifeguidesubscribe2124 3 года назад +4

    3:45 The woman at the bottom right of the screen looks very happy!

  • @mrxanthios7045
    @mrxanthios7045 5 лет назад +168

    Given the fact the guy had everything in life, he never had to really work or sweat for whatever he "accomplished" in life, it baffles me how complainy and victimy he is

    • @lordlunacy6020
      @lordlunacy6020 5 лет назад +11

      When millennials create dumb words in an attempt to make an intelligenty point.

    • @SomethingSomethingg
      @SomethingSomethingg 5 лет назад +34

      @@lordlunacy6020 When Trump supporters (of all people) only focus on the grammar of a sentence because they can't argue the statement.

    • @hrandolph1
      @hrandolph1 5 лет назад +13

      He inherited a fortune which he promptly lost in terrible real estate and casino investments that all failed.

    • @jcepri
      @jcepri 5 лет назад +2

      it's called mental illness - narcolepsy.

    • @elizabethsmith7224
      @elizabethsmith7224 5 лет назад +2

      @@lordlunacy6020 Um, all of those are really words pal, open a dictionary.

  • @neonshadow5005
    @neonshadow5005 5 лет назад +361

    "THEY'RE REALLY AFTER ALL OF YOU!"
    No .. for once Trump, this really IS all about you. The one time you wish it wasn't. It is.

    • @toddr2265
      @toddr2265 5 лет назад +16

      tRump is such a little snowflake victim isn't he...LMAO

    • @jerrellbevers6071
      @jerrellbevers6071 5 лет назад +19

      Scary disgusting how he equates him as the country and it's people. The only thing he has in common with regular Americans is racism and ignorance.

    • @brandonguthrie8122
      @brandonguthrie8122 5 лет назад +20

      His "us against them" rhetoric is the most unamerican bullshit. What's scary is there's people that believe this shit.

    • @karenshaub8273
      @karenshaub8273 5 лет назад +8

      Punishing their enemies is the DEMOCRATS?? THAT'S YOU, TRUMP! YOU ARE THE ONE PUNISHING YOUR PERCEIVED
      ENEMIES ! (Addition made due to trumpsters inability to figure out shorter version. Perhaps if they WATCHED the Colbert clip it would help them...)

    • @Haydenh127
      @Haydenh127 5 лет назад +2

      For once? It's always all about him

  • @obiwanshinobi87
    @obiwanshinobi87 4 года назад +43

    I would say if Trump wins the 2020 election I would lose all faith in the united states but......
    I already lost faith when he won in the first place...

    • @Synathidy
      @Synathidy 4 года назад +7

      I lost faith back when George W got elected 2 terms in a row.
      I lost SANITY when Trump was elected.

    • @markostudeni4460
      @markostudeni4460 4 года назад

      Nobody cares what you poser liberals think man, you people are no good for the world and for your own country !

    • @DeliciousFood69420
      @DeliciousFood69420 4 года назад +1

      How bout instead of crying or quitting over a presidential election you get up and help your local area and make sure you vote locally. Because....you know...they affect your day to day life much more than a president does.

    • @obiwanshinobi87
      @obiwanshinobi87 4 года назад +1

      @@DeliciousFood69420
      Who's crying??
      Also.. Who said I am from the states? and yes.. I am still allowed to voice my opinion even though I don't live there..
      And third... Who said I don't help out my local area???
      Making a lot of assumptions there mate..
      How about you know what you are talking about.. BEFORE you start talking?
      Will make you sound a lot less like a total ass...

    • @obiwanshinobi87
      @obiwanshinobi87 4 года назад +1

      @@markostudeni4460 Actually it's people like you that follow blindly that are bad for YOUR country...
      All around the world Trump is seen as a joke... heck just look at his approval ratings... Even those that voted for him are starting to realise it was a stupid choice...
      Then again a two party system is stupid to begin with..Also do not confuse liberals with those dumbasses who take things to the extreme... I actually quite in the middle.. not far right and not far left... The thing is.. I THINK FOR MYSELF... Those that follow Trump seem to have a hard time doing that...

  • @EyFmS
    @EyFmS 4 года назад +17

    Trump: "If I'm reelected I will cure cancer on Mars while digging clean martian coal".

    • @philipclayberg4928
      @philipclayberg4928 4 года назад +2

      Trump: "In my America, we'll only have white lung disease. We don't want any of that black lung disease."

  • @fxc06066
    @fxc06066 5 лет назад +240

    The black guy with the glasses in the background at Trumps rally is the same black guy from about two years. I remember him cause of that SNL skit..

    • @catherinekibugi1731
      @catherinekibugi1731 5 лет назад +46

      Yeah i noticed him too he is always strategically placed and noticed how he moves his head to draw attention to himself (probably being paid to appear actively participating )

    • @menuly
      @menuly 5 лет назад +43

      They are being paid, there was a story about it last year.

    • @haroldmoore8385
      @haroldmoore8385 5 лет назад +21

      That’s his only job. Go to Trump rallies to give the illusion that”black for Trump”

    • @gillies9640
      @gillies9640 5 лет назад +7

      Different token black guy. There are two of them. They alternate

    • @o.b.7217
      @o.b.7217 5 лет назад +7

      Just yesterday (?) they brought up the story of the same black guy (tRump: "where's my African American? ") who was seen together with none other than Sean Hannity after one of Donnie's rallies...it was in "Morning Joe". Look it up. EDIT: ruclips.net/video/Ga2TlQlqiWw/видео.html (starts around the 5:08 mark)

  • @lauren8135
    @lauren8135 5 лет назад +54

    That garbage recycling pun was actually pretty good.

  • @kariehollingsworth2360
    @kariehollingsworth2360 5 лет назад +60

    You never do that to an American flag!!! IT IS DISRESPECTFUL

    • @davidm5707
      @davidm5707 5 лет назад +12

      Are you kidding? He doesn't respect anything. Since he has no self-respect.

    • @Pookie0504kb
      @Pookie0504kb 5 лет назад +7

      THAT'S your biggest problem with him???

    • @Chunkboi
      @Chunkboi 5 лет назад +5

      He owes every US citizen $130,000 now.

    • @AlejandroGarcia-zx9ft
      @AlejandroGarcia-zx9ft 5 лет назад +1

      why is that such a big deal?

    • @Pookie0504kb
      @Pookie0504kb 5 лет назад

      @@AlejandroGarcia-zx9ft it has feelings too 🤣

  • @joycegeertsma7115
    @joycegeertsma7115 5 лет назад +179

    "Our radical democrat opponents are driven by hatred, prejudice and rage.." Projection ... again... as usual.

    • @roxyshow123
      @roxyshow123 5 лет назад +11

      Joyce Geertsma - Actually as an independent, I am driven by hatred, prejudice and rage, Trump's.

    • @joycegeertsma7115
      @joycegeertsma7115 5 лет назад +11

      HA! Let's get the narccissist crybaby out of office.. Bernie/Gabbard 2020!

    • @micheleandhenrycasavant386
      @micheleandhenrycasavant386 5 лет назад +11

      Trump does that quite often, it's damn frustrating watching a hypocrite accuse others of exactly what he himself is doing.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 5 лет назад +15

      Anyone who can't see that this man is a moron is either dumber than him or as rich as him and just in it for the tax cuts.

    • @artemis-888
      @artemis-888 5 лет назад +6

      dems are not pushing back enough on his specific gaslighting comments, at their town halls and campaign events.

  • @shonaschneider1800
    @shonaschneider1800 5 лет назад +91

    We got our press credentials denied so we went online, bought some tickets and walked in. I love it.

  • @Romanji
    @Romanji 5 лет назад +126

    I'd love to see Trump in court, going to jail, getting impeached, whatever. I just want to see his ass in court being defended. I want to see facts being displayed.

    • @markgreen4612
      @markgreen4612 5 лет назад +2

      If he gets reelected the statute of limitations will have run out on most of his crimes by 2024.

    • @georgeabraham6808
      @georgeabraham6808 5 лет назад +1

      triggered looney liberal doesnt get it... Trump was hand-picked by God Himself to lead this country and he will continue to do it for the next 5 years followed by presidents don jr and eric!

    • @Romanji
      @Romanji 5 лет назад +1

      @@georgeabraham6808 lol I miss the days of the Liberal Republicans. Who fought for freedom, justice, a government that doesn't have utmost control over our actions. A country where we're free to be who we want to be, free from slavery, free from dictators

    • @katherinea.rodgers8366
      @katherinea.rodgers8366 5 лет назад

      I would love just to see someone kick his ass to the curb!

    • @TheMalkavianmadman
      @TheMalkavianmadman 5 лет назад

      @@katherinea.rodgers8366 personally I would just love to see someone kick his ass.

  • @josieschulz8123
    @josieschulz8123 4 года назад +15

    The MAGA supporters have to give their time when Trump and family in jail just like his Rally..😕😯

  • @biancalomax9412
    @biancalomax9412 Год назад +2

    ❤ I absolutely Love Stephen Colbert! I'm rewatching this and I'm still busting a gut! He does not get enough recognition.

  • @moumous87
    @moumous87 5 лет назад +82

    Oh Lord... Trump is such an embarrassment... how can anyone vote for him?! 🤕

    • @thegreatanointedlordtrump.336
      @thegreatanointedlordtrump.336 5 лет назад

      Did you call upon God? I'm here! Your prayers have been answered. Trump 2020!

    • @deannicholls8715
      @deannicholls8715 5 лет назад +4

      FEAR...of everything that isn't exactly like them, white, christian, racist

    • @thegreatanointedlordtrump.336
      @thegreatanointedlordtrump.336 5 лет назад

      L' Eliz. Russia had nothing to do with Putting me in power! It was the Americans who voted! Loser+

  • @candicepederson5861
    @candicepederson5861 5 лет назад +19

    These people need to move on. I can't believe they're still going on about Hillary Clinton. 🙄

    • @mnomadvfx
      @mnomadvfx 5 лет назад +3

      I'd be surprised if some aren't paid too, its practically a hymn sheet they're read from.

  • @kumuphu
    @kumuphu 5 лет назад +30

    That color suit looks dynamite on Stephen. Very nice! 8-))

    • @jhuerta1378
      @jhuerta1378 4 года назад +1

      He looks bomb as fuck...

    • @philipclayberg4928
      @philipclayberg4928 4 года назад

      Yvonne Behrens: His suit has obviously been watching TNT too much.

  • @StevenStarksjbirdcapitalllc
    @StevenStarksjbirdcapitalllc 5 лет назад +6

    Hilarious and someone needs to send that cut of his crowd out there to the masses. Love that part.

  • @rollothecat2010
    @rollothecat2010 5 лет назад +414

    Trump is a person who never learns. It worked before. It should work again. (Says person who has gone bankrupt at least six times.)

    • @LEMMYKISGOD
      @LEMMYKISGOD 5 лет назад +6

      A Billionaire Real Estate Investor that has gone bankrupt multiple times...
      Oh no !! 😲

    • @LEMMYKISGOD
      @LEMMYKISGOD 5 лет назад +4

      @anita anita 9 times and counting... 🏦

    • @gz9975
      @gz9975 5 лет назад +13

      Trump learned that racism and Jesus are the two things his supporters value the most. As long as he keeps playing those cards, it will keep working.

    • @LEMMYKISGOD
      @LEMMYKISGOD 5 лет назад +2

      @@gz9975 This Trumptard agrees.

    • @davidedwards3361
      @davidedwards3361 5 лет назад +4

      So good to see tRump ramping up the feat tactics. I know he has absolutely no evidence to back himself, but proof would mean he isn't lying, and really, what are the chances of that?
      Bt have you notices, and this counts for all politicians worldwide, they don't tell you what THEY are going to do, they only tell you what the other parties are going to do. We know tRump wants a dictatorship, but he won't tell you.

  • @anthonyferguson9282
    @anthonyferguson9282 5 лет назад +95

    I can get behind the slogan "Make America great again" this time.
    Come on America, let's make America great again and vote against the Donald.

    • @jacquellamack2587
      @jacquellamack2587 5 лет назад +5

      Im ON THAT BOAT WITH YOU

    • @kickedinthecalfbyacow7549
      @kickedinthecalfbyacow7549 5 лет назад +4

      Re-becoming the greatness we never weren’t!

    • @chioma3100
      @chioma3100 5 лет назад

      Let's not vote blue no matter who again. Let's vote for who is best for the country and if it's neither Trump nor the Democratic nominee, let's vote 3rd party Green.

    • @chioma3100
      @chioma3100 5 лет назад

      And also, don't forget Congress. Let's clean them out too.

    • @kickedinthecalfbyacow7549
      @kickedinthecalfbyacow7549 5 лет назад +1

      Charity Achusim is that what Russia Today is telling you to do?

  • @IxchelPerez
    @IxchelPerez 3 года назад +3

    Seeing this in 2021 just to hear the long forgotten myth that is a “live audience.”

  • @MapleRhubarb
    @MapleRhubarb 5 лет назад +12

    Shame on you Steven, you missed a perfectly good "glory hole" joke there...

  • @tinydancer8536
    @tinydancer8536 5 лет назад +252

    "It's you, not me" classic line. Are you breaking up with me???

    • @triceyg2014
      @triceyg2014 5 лет назад +2

      "You Jr." had me literally in tears laughing like a hyena.

    • @tempestive1
      @tempestive1 5 лет назад +4

      Fallacy of character assassination, or of personal attack. Just one of the many fallacies the mechanical orange commits.

    • @xy6845
      @xy6845 5 лет назад +4

      Oh he broke up with them looong ago. As did his conservative predecessors. They don't care about them. At all. They may die from even minor health issues if they can't affort treatment. He don't give a flyin' f about that. None of them do. They're been screwed over and over and over again, and they don't even understand, because guess what- they also cut back on education.

    • @johnpalmer5504
      @johnpalmer5504 5 лет назад

      This is so sad I can’t listen to this Bull shit any more my BRAIN is not BIG ENOUGH

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 5 лет назад

      In 2020, yes. Yes we are.

  • @The_Green_Queen
    @The_Green_Queen 5 лет назад +40

    Either this was the best monologue in a while, or I got the self-medication mix just right tonight 🤨

  • @wagonstation3709
    @wagonstation3709 4 года назад +3

    Watching donnie take the crowd from "they're investigating me but they're really investigating you," you can understand how they'll believe absolutely anything he comes up with.

  • @samanthavialpando4050
    @samanthavialpando4050 4 года назад +4

    “This is a witch-hunt”
    Well we’ve found 30+ witches. Seems to me like you have a witch problem on your hands

  • @DavidJ222
    @DavidJ222 5 лет назад +316

    Trump's new campaign slogan: "Russia, if you're still listening, and I hope to god you are, I desperately need your help again. I beg of thee."😭😭

    • @elanacurl
      @elanacurl 5 лет назад +6

      Don't forget the #ElectoralCollege put him there 😡

    • @retnavybrat
      @retnavybrat 5 лет назад +3

      @@elanacurl You make it sound as if the electors in the Electoral College cast their votes for Trump, totally ignoring the statewide popular vote of the states they represented. With the exception of a handful of electors, that wasn't the case.

    • @elanacurl
      @elanacurl 5 лет назад +4

      @@retnavybrat you do know what that process entails right... #ElectoralCollege is #Obsolete it was put in place for smaller states with folks who couldn't read or write! It's #Obsolete folks has media outlets to get their information from. Yes, there's delegates for this reason only! Popular votes should be used from now on sweetheart!

    • @elanacurl
      @elanacurl 5 лет назад +1

      @Steve N it's still a problem and unnessecary... that gerrymandering crap(bs) is #bigtory I can't stand #idiots

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 5 лет назад +2

      Yeah right. Trump would never beg.

  • @Hawijack
    @Hawijack 5 лет назад +108

    Thank you Stephen Colbert, you brighten my day every night. Your humor is the thing helping me make it through these evil times.

    • @Brandespada
      @Brandespada 5 лет назад +2

      Go on watching Colbert while we reelect Trump...

    • @breakshot7451
      @breakshot7451 5 лет назад +4

      he is the reason why i haven t lost all my faith in americans when i see this redhats i wanna vomit

    • @paulbraley7179
      @paulbraley7179 5 лет назад +5

      Brandespada this may blow your mind, but there’s this thing called “multitasking.” It’s where sane people watch colbert and vote out dorito Mussolini on election day. Not everything is exclusive-or, you filthy trump-cultist.

    • @thenextgreat8652
      @thenextgreat8652 5 лет назад +3

      Brandespada The cult is strong in you young Padawan. You have one of the highest trumpiclorean counts ever recorded.

    • @poolboywillis1225
      @poolboywillis1225 5 лет назад +1

      @@Brandespada I don't have a fancy joke insult, get off your knees and wipe off your lips BOY

  • @sarasarah4715
    @sarasarah4715 5 лет назад +3

    “We know that old boy didn’t actually steal any horses, but he’s obviously guilty of trying to avoid being hanged for it.” - Wyoming rancher quotes in The Hill

  • @Improbabilities
    @Improbabilities 5 лет назад +1

    Following the 'love note' to Melania by playing Stormy Weather... Nice one, Jon

  • @rubendez
    @rubendez 5 лет назад +210

    in the name of the father, the jr, and the holey ivanka....cant stop laughing.

  • @MrGtgguy
    @MrGtgguy 5 лет назад +21

    Seperation of church and state.........why is that so hard...

  • @MeredithAnne88
    @MeredithAnne88 5 лет назад +8

    The reelection campaign began about two months after he was sworn in. 😑

  • @artembentsionov
    @artembentsionov 5 лет назад +7

    Actually, I agree with her about the Picard show. You can’t hide it away!
    Make it so!

  • @jeeither
    @jeeither 5 лет назад +116

    It's so funny hearing a current president saying "we will" why don't you do that shit now then?

    • @sixtysyxti3235
      @sixtysyxti3235 5 лет назад +7

      Right wtf has he been doing lmao

    • @jeeither
      @jeeither 5 лет назад +3

      @Derek Flynn right I mean he's "accomplished so much" in his time here so it must be great already, right?

    • @TheRAINMan059
      @TheRAINMan059 5 лет назад +2

      There are a lot of things you can't do without the House. Two years of Paul Ryan was not a blank check for Trump's policies in 2016-2018 either. And also, the courts hang up a lot of policies as well. Plus, their are schedules - can't just pass all 8 years of policies in 2, that's not how it works, government is slow with many checks, balances, and systems

    • @conniecrawford5231
      @conniecrawford5231 5 лет назад +7

      Yes, why not “ we are”?

    • @srkh8966
      @srkh8966 5 лет назад +2

      Derek Flynn And he promised the middle class a 10% tax break!

  • @kihlos2768
    @kihlos2768 5 лет назад +366

    “Imagine if you had a democratic president” I don’t have to imagine. we had one, from 2008 to 2016 and it was great.

  • @isayahills4889
    @isayahills4889 3 года назад

    Have to admit even the very late viewings are just comical and it Hilarious specifically to look for trump content 😂😂😂 thank you

  • @TheNormalGoose
    @TheNormalGoose 4 года назад +3

    “We will cure diseases” that didn’t age well

  • @melodychest9020
    @melodychest9020 5 лет назад +32

    Among things that you cannot bring into a Trump Rally include:
    - Adult human brains that have a volume of more than 10 cubic centimeters.

  • @mlghelp2day
    @mlghelp2day 5 лет назад +55

    "No, dont bring your flags. We know wat he does to flags!"
    (Cringe) He loves to grab them by the pole! LOL!🤣😅🤣😅

  • @SelfReflective
    @SelfReflective 5 лет назад

    @01:56 the bit about "It's not about me, it's about you!.... and there is some bad stuff that you did they haven't even found about yet!" - very funny!

  • @JakeMissy-cr4oj
    @JakeMissy-cr4oj 5 лет назад +2

    This frightens me! Such MINDLESS DRONES at his rallies. He should not be permitted to do these rallies. HATEFUL. VILE.

    • @gerikucinski2427
      @gerikucinski2427 5 лет назад

      Jake Missy Imagine what trump plans for the 4th of July in Washington DC. Besides speaking at the celebration, trump has already ordered a parade of military aircraft to fly over. But not to worry, the Washington Post is reporting that the trump International Hotel is fully booked for the 4th and the 5th.

  • @anisa_mazaki23
    @anisa_mazaki23 5 лет назад +28

    You know what....
    I can't watch "the maga troll" speak on media anymore. This is driving me nuts and making my depression WORSE. Move over Bill Maher, cuz I'm taking your weed.

  • @ThallVic
    @ThallVic 5 лет назад +167

    "If reelected, I'll cure cancer. And I know I'm just a small town Mayor from Indiana, but the top 1% control 90% of the wealth. I shoveled snow in Newark. I am... Elizabeth Warren."
    Loved the references. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @karenshaub8273
      @karenshaub8273 5 лет назад +8

      He"s gonna cure cancer?? Sure, why not. Another thing he hasn't got a snowball's chance in hell of doing.

    • @Chunkboi
      @Chunkboi 5 лет назад +5

      Karen Shaub cure cancer? Then he just threatened mass suicide for him and his followers!

    • @TheRabidWolverine
      @TheRabidWolverine 5 лет назад

      I know🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @karenshaub8273
      @karenshaub8273 5 лет назад

      @Dak Lamerbusch it wasn't my idea.

  • @KaristaSwiss
    @KaristaSwiss 5 лет назад +2

    OK g
    1) get press credentials denied
    2) buy tickets online
    3) walk in to show
    LOLOLOLOLOL

  • @antoniozamora3324
    @antoniozamora3324 5 лет назад +3

    Stephen a living legend , I need to go see him at a show

  • @metrodonkey8093
    @metrodonkey8093 5 лет назад +39

    that prayer was creepy af

    • @purrbugaloo
      @purrbugaloo 5 лет назад +2

      "That's exactly what a demon would say." Lol! 😈😦
      ...agreed creepy af!!

    • @joanbowden7634
      @joanbowden7634 5 лет назад +1

      How much u wanna bet the orange baboons ass is sticking the tiny, lil shroom to her? 😝

  • @Jdulzo
    @Jdulzo 5 лет назад +18

    For someone claiming that Democrats are dividing the country, maybe he should focus more on being a president and less time attack everyone that he doesn't like.

  • @adamstampley7207
    @adamstampley7207 3 года назад +2

    This aged well. C'mon Georgia in January.🤞🤞

  • @aishab007
    @aishab007 5 лет назад +4

    I agree with the ghost.
    I am still crying for 2 broke girls, I miss the show so much!!
    And Patrick Stewart does deserve Prime Time!!! :)

  • @emyg6983
    @emyg6983 5 лет назад +76

    A nightmare of a "president"!

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 5 лет назад +2

      Please, people, for the love of whatever you believe in, VOTE!

  • @nathaliedufour3891
    @nathaliedufour3891 5 лет назад +82

    Can't thank the comedians enough for their comic relief

    • @Haydenh127
      @Haydenh127 5 лет назад +5

      And surprisingly enough, their reporting.. you get more facts in a few hours of latenight comedy than you do in a full day of fox news opinion spin doctors

    • @nyx6937
      @nyx6937 5 лет назад +1

      @@Haydenh127 Oh but Hannity can provide comedic relief: so far gone into conspiracy theories and their obsession with Hillary that it's a parallel universe. I SO wanna see Faux Noise melting live when Donny finally gets thrown out of office!

  • @peggysinclair3202
    @peggysinclair3202 4 года назад +3

    The people behind him look as clueless as he is.

  • @avshreeanurag1010
    @avshreeanurag1010 5 лет назад

    More 10 minute videos PLEASE!