Trump 2020 Looks A Lot Like Trump 2016
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- Опубликовано: 25 июн 2024
- Donald Trump claimed that massive crowds of people would be watching his Orlando rally from outside Amway Arena. Well, Stephen sent a camera crew. #LSSC #Colbert #Monologue
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If he's still saying 'Make America Great Again' does that mean he failed in this term?
Shhhhhhhh.... logic is what make them angry....
Keeley Wheelz: There is no “again”. There is only today and tomorrow.
Keeley Wheelz Yes
No, the man is making the Country great again, every day and every time he opens his mouth! Americans are not interested in politics, just flagwaving shows and slogans!
Isnt he saying Keep America Great
Does anyone ever just watch the people in the crowd behind politicians and wonder WTF is wrong with them?
Idiocracy
Omg, I thought it was just me, how can you listen to him and not feel stupid for standing there
The dead don't die. Scaaaaaary.
It's like they're stuck in Plato's cave but in broad daylight.
There are people there who are in all his rallies...check out the black dude...he is always in his rallies
*Our press credentials were revoked at the last minute, so we bought tickets online and just walked right in.*
Absolute madlad
👍👍👍👏👏👏👏💥💥💥
hmm why?
Craig X you’re not looking at the footage??
@Craig X I assumed that the people from the pre-party went into the arena when the rally started. Hence why there wasn't anything but chairs and garbage outside in Colbert's footage. The main point he was making was that Trump claimed the arena was more than sold out which given the footage would seem not to be the case.
@Craig X Like the excuse, i.e., "nobody has good facts on it." Why would a fact checker like myself expect something different from a Trump follower.
Why is he still talking about Hillary? She’s NOT running!! He’s so stuck in the past. No wonder why he’s talking about bringing back coal!! 🤦🏽♀️
Because it's just about getting people angry and creating a boogie man to be afraid of.
People are still ticked with HRC and will be for years to come even after 4 more years of Trump, so you clearly don't get it.
@@AndyBCCA Or maybe people that strongly agree with trump are so entrenched in their denial that they will believe anything he says and will swallow his obvious misdirections
@@harleytank lol a FAKE BABY BONE SPUR ACCOUNT! DID YOU GET YOUR TRUMPY BEAR MADE IN CHINA WITH LOVE? I LOVE YOU FAKE PEOPLE! I AM REAL YOU ARE NOT!!! PICK ON ME, YOU COWARD!
SAD
SO SAD LOVE G-20.IN
@@AndyBCCA people?...you mean feeble minded morons....there...I fixed it for you....you're welcome
You can literally see the air blowing between the ears of his supporters in back. Absolutely no brain matter.
Jeff C
It's the result, somewhat ironically, of self-inflicted brain cancer which Trump plans to cure as soon as he's perfected his cold fusion driven anti-gravity machine.
Another complete and uncut monologue, thank you for uploading it this way!
@John Smith He means parts of Colbert's speech weren't edited out, basically we see it as if we were the audience
He must be the most boring speaker, with his monotone voice, and what he says is so vague as to be 'nothing of value'.
All he could talk about was he was going to cure all kinds of diseases.
It adds nearly 2" to the monologue.
Eric You MAGAt he said he’s gonna cure cancer and not what one hour before that his son was saying Biden was then idiot for saying that he’s gonna cure cancer, so do the world a favour? go shove your head back up trumps arse
Oh my so you like them long and uncut huh? I can respect that
The level of delusion is ungodly high in America right now
Only part of America.
All of America. Both sides!
why so?
@@timsgarage1861 only parts john. The parts that blindly follow political parties because they lack the brain cells to have independent thoughts.
@@timsgarage1861 There are more than two sides. Proof? I am on MY side, and am the only one on MY particular side, in all of America. You see my side is completely exclusive and self-centered, and I am an American. Hence, AT LEAST 3 sides exist in this country.
Did he just, with a straight face, say that he would cure cancer?
Bruh
Bruh that's some African dictatorship shit. Didn't the Dictator of Uganda say that he cured aids
Only an ignorant person would say that. There is no disease called “cancer”. It’s a huge variety of unrelated illnesses with their own names and causes. How can you cure something that broad?
So... he plans on committing suicide?
Courage Karnga and taking his base with him.
I can't wait for one of his tRumpies to come to him with cancer and oops , no cure besides him trying to take their healthcare away too (pre-existing condition). Why doesn't he just ask his buddy Kim Jong for that cure because he supposedly discovered one that not only cured cancers but a host of other serious illnesses too.
All joking aside, that "they're not after me; they're after you" bit is pure demagoguery.
Demagoguery, like the monster from stranger things?
Say it : fascism.
@@georgeb.wolffsohn30 that's why we have orgasmnations like Antifag.
Dear America,
Now I am no longer the dumbest and worst President ever.
Signed
George W. Bush
SAD! ;)
Said Bush after Obama was elected...
@@Brandespada Try harder. I know you're bad at this, but even you can do better than that.
@@Brandespada 👎😣
😂😂😂👍👍
4:30 well "finding the cure for everything" sure didn't age well with how he's dealing with the virus 😂😂😂
What do you expect? Remember when he said Mexico will pay for the wall and ended up shutting down the government?
@@watcherenjoyer123 And then locking Hillary up, and nothing happening, lol.
“The biggest witch hunt in political history”
Senator McCarthy says hello
Also a few people in Salem
And after the "witch hunt" was over, first thing he did was call the witch. Putin!
@Silver Hawkins Good one! Thanks for the chuckle.
If they didn't bust out the Malleus Maleficarum, it wasn't a real witch hunt.
With a bunch of witches in jail.
Make America great by locking the door to the arena and not letting any of thos psychos out
Pump in a tank full of nitrogen and in the morning call up for a dozen refrigerated trucks...
How they haven't been institutionalized yet is a mystery to me.
I love you 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Its keep America great now.
If only!!
*IMPEACH TRUMP*
🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
Your mother! MAGA+
At least start the formal inquiry and let's see lard-ass sweat.
@Jonathan Taylor EXACTLY!!!
@Jonathan Taylor That's just what the Justice Democrats are trying to do: Sanders, Warren, Gabbard et al. The Dumb'rats you're speaking of here: Biden is amongst them for sure, are beholden to the same core pirate donors as the Repugs. Help Sanders push thru DNC resistance and you'll get what the country, the land, the people, the world needs
@@reforest4fertility Thank you Nick D.
If it weren't for Stephen's mediation of this horror show with comedy, I think I would be throwing up from the clips of the rally.
Our team got their press credentials denied at the last minute...... so they just went online, got the ticket.... and walked in😂😂😂
feat. sold out arena
#JOKEOFTHEYEAR🤣
@Craig X nice of you to post same comment twice, I guess it means that Trump lied yet again and with film to prove it.
@Craig X So all those empty stands were....what an optical illusion ? magic?
or it wasn't a sell out and Trump lied yet again.
I am going to guess you think Trump had the biggest inauguration crowd ever.
"If reelected I'll cure cancer." What's stopping you from doing it now? You've had 3 years.
BubblewrapHighway
Funny Joe Biden actually said that.... wanna make a funny joke about that?
Hey you libtard First he need 3 billions to finish the wall that democrats are stoping him, THEN he will ask more 3 billies to research cancer okay ?
@@bladerj Cancer is a far more pressing concern than an ugly wall. And given his track record, no, I don't believe he'd use it for cancer research.
woosh @@Asher_Tye
@@bladerj fair enough.
I knew his crowds were getting smaller. That mob didn't sound anywhere near as menacing and blood thirsty as his rallies back in 2016.
They've already seen that sideshow and are moseying down the midway to get a deep-fried something-or-other.
But some ChumpTurd proudly proclaimed last night he had sold 200,000 tickets!!! I saw the empty seats when they panned the audience, I thought it hadn't started??
Trump just rehashed his let's hate other people routine from his 2016 tour.
Let's take that as a sign that a few of those mad people have finally woken up.
@@williamorwell truth thank you.
Vote Red, vote Blue, but for the love of our country don't vote Orange.
I want that on a t-shirt
hahahaha
Is there a purple option?
@@alantonix213 GREEN
hahaha
He wrote Melania a love letter? I just hollered!!
Audrey remember the real history of "Witch Hunts"
Started against Suffrajete woman for many decades
from Mary Lincoln to the Vote for Women finally won,
as men hurt and attacked so many!!
Spread the word Real actual Witch Hunts
He wrote it on the back of his check to Stormy Daniels.
They can’t decide if America needs fixing or it’s already great.
ThunderDrummer: That's what fascists do. The fascist's chosen enemies are simultaneously too numerically superior to its own forces, and too weak to stop the fascist's attacks. These contradictory statements get to the heart of fascism's untenability.
Dont say anything you'll give them a headache.
ThunderDrummer sheep aren’t smart enough to make their own choices
Make America The Greatness It Never Wern't
Look who's president? Of course we need fixing!
God, please save America from this scourge amen
Zen Jon America needs a revolution
@David Anewman god dosnt exist, and if he did, He wouldnt listen to the prayers of the cuntservatives either.
@David Anewman нет, блядь, that's Russian for "no, fucker" because I thought you would understand Russian
I actually can't watch this. Despite Colbert being hilarious. That crowd of absolute cabbages just makes me sad
Yeah me too. I thought I'd gotten desensitized by now, but something about this segment made me feel despondent all over again.
me too. Before I saw your post, I had just added a comment about how, with this wholly unqualified non human occupying the White House, I still feel like I'm waking up from a nightmare.
There’s actually a row of 4-6 people seemingly dressed as cabbages standing behind trump 😂
I live in Australia, but Trump being President still blows my mind everyday!
@@mmarrinan Many people across the world, like us, can not believe this crime family took over our white house, with the assist of Russia, and Republicans defending his crimes, not to mention incompetence, to stay in power.
“Imagine if you have a democratic president and a democratic congress.” So you mean a functioning government?
Are you really that dumb?
You couldn’t have said anything as unintelligent as that
And the people can actually keep their money. And America wouldnt be laughed at anymore. And well. Things would really be great again
If only the 'Democrat' stood for democracy, and not the Democratic party huh...
Yeah California is doing great with all dems...
I hope the bar is not permanently lowered after this sh*t show of an administration.
35Jeff This is the ultimate fear. And if the Dems ever did half the shit Donny has done in office, the GOP would lose their damn minds over it.
Too late.
It is already damaged. And there is a huge possibility that he will be re-elected.
oh it is ... actually there is no bar...
+35Jeff Too late.. :(
He's literally pulling a hitler and accusing his opponents exactly of what he is guilty of in order to strengthen his movement
Evan L “he’s pulling a hitler” *the left is actually trying to silence free speech, slandering those who they disagree with such as kavanaugh and the Russia accusations, trying to revoke guns and using blatant anti-semitism (in cases like Omar)*
So unless you mean by “pulling a hitler” rebuilding a nations shattered economy and military then no he most certainly Is not pulling a hitler
Ok dumbass
@@Fluffy_production Are you Russian or just stupid?
God I hope there isn't an American Kristalnacht.
@@Fluffy_production you know Hitler actually opened up gun legislation for pretty much everyone, with the notable exception of the Jews. You know, because he was literally Hitler.
"Recycling his own garbage ", lol.
Did he say we can move? My family is poor as all all get. Does his tell us to leave mean he'll pay for it???? If so I'm outta here coz this nutter scares the shit outta me more than Brexit. Heck Canada sounds nice too.
Pay our way and fees dude. We'll go. Maybe when things aren't so fucked up we'll be back.
Can’t believe it’s already been nearly 3 years since that nightmare of an election.
In a way it feels like a long time ago but I feel like the constant bad news and scandals from the White House have numbed me into making time feel like it went by faster.
When you don't have healthcare anymore. Its more like 50 years.
Sometimes it feels like an eternity. November 2020 needs to hurry the hell up.
2024 you mean?
E
Ikr
So much has happened since 2015, it's difficult to keep track of *when* things happened so it all kinda blends together into The Bad Times.
i love how ever since Trump was elected he NEVER stopped talking about the 2016 campaign, and how it was the biggest win ever, with the biggest inauguration crowd and the biggest electoral college win and how the most people ever illegally voted for Hillary.
Now comes the 2020 election, can't wait.. To hear the same thing again
RoM can't stand Paula white either! Trump wouldn't know a Christian if he met one!
@Heartstung Sniff? you mean Grab. Trump has no sense of smell, or else he wouldn't be able to survive the world full of his smelly bullshit he spews on a daily basis.
Oh if you only knew
@@policerthought5649 I regret having the ability to know things. it has only made my quality of life lower.
SNL's church lady is more believable!
Well isn't that special.
oh please , get a grip
kim okla: But I already have a small suitcase. Unless you meant "grippe", which I don't want, but if you want it, it's all yours.
You got paid $50 to show up, ads in craigslist.
Sorry Stephen but I can't laugh about this fool tonight. The fact that this many idiots showed up to his rally makes a statement about our education system.
Educating away bigotry is a tall order for public schools.
Yeah and ed system has tRUMP's appointee - Betsy Duvus to insure it doesn't get any better 👎
I feel the same. It's nauseating to hear him speak, and to hear the idiots cheer....actually, I still can't believe aGolf Twittler is POTUS 🙈
They would have been paid
Just hold on, my friend. We will conquer in 2020.
"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it."
-Santayana ✌
We can only hope to repeat 2016 asshole
@@southerngospelgov4056 Yes indeed. That was an asshole year.
"History doesn't repeat itself but it often rhymes."
- Mark Twain
This explains the different sort of rise in fascism we see in this administration.
"The juice is loose!" - Sanjaya
@@southerngospelgov4056 Your response proves your awareness of wrongdoing. Why else would you presume it referred to Trump?
Anxiously waiting for the "Love notes to Melania" skit. Should be hilarious !!
MAGA: Melania Ain't Gettin' Any.
crowd in background look yugely bored. Not paid enough to keep cheering for him
Anne Gillvray bored trumpanzees look a lil embarrassed to be standing there cheering 😂🤣
"It's you, not me" classic line. Are you breaking up with me???
"You Jr." had me literally in tears laughing like a hyena.
Fallacy of character assassination, or of personal attack. Just one of the many fallacies the mechanical orange commits.
Oh he broke up with them looong ago. As did his conservative predecessors. They don't care about them. At all. They may die from even minor health issues if they can't affort treatment. He don't give a flyin' f about that. None of them do. They're been screwed over and over and over again, and they don't even understand, because guess what- they also cut back on education.
This is so sad I can’t listen to this Bull shit any more my BRAIN is not BIG ENOUGH
In 2020, yes. Yes we are.
Boycott Trump's 4th of July!
I wish his crowd to be as small as his disturbing inauguration.
It will grow exponentially as he tells it. As a rule of thumb take whatever he says and reduce it by 75%. Then you'll only be 50% over what it really was.
Lol yes I hope his crowd is as small as his tiny 👐
@@dianaechevarria80 ...and Trump's tiny 🍄
DC residents should start camping out on the Mall on July 3 so when the MAGA folk show up on the Metro -- having parked in Silver Spring -- all the spots will be taken.
Go on wishing...
" 2020: Let's make America great again"
Well, how did that worked out last time?
DokScy well, what happened
Well, we ain't dead yet, the economy's a bit better, and no one's doing worse than before, so not TOO bad? I'd personally vote for whoever offers to shrink the government, but as if that's ever happening with any candidates running this puppet show, left or right...
DokScy: Poorly. Impoverished.
This man scares me more with each speech. It's almost like he's turning into Father Comstock up there.
We're going to need a dimension-hopping youngster of some kind. One with strong strangling hands.
Are you referring to Booker? I thought 42 disqualified you from being called "youngster." Though you might flatter him.
@@andrewhall6479 If you recall, Elizabeth is the one who holds Booker under the water in the end. She's, what, maybe 22?
My bad. I was thinking of the baptismal font on the Hand of the Prophet.
Seperation of church and state.........why is that so hard...
This level of double think is fucking scary it's wayyy too 1984
WE'RE GOING BACK SON!
So true...
omg i just thought of that!
FOR REAL!!! Double think describes it PERFECTLY!!! I can't believe I never put that together like you did, bravo
USA 2019 looks worse than USSR in 1984.
"Our radical democrat opponents are driven by hatred, prejudice and rage.." Projection ... again... as usual.
Joyce Geertsma - Actually as an independent, I am driven by hatred, prejudice and rage, Trump's.
HA! Let's get the narccissist crybaby out of office.. Bernie/Gabbard 2020!
Trump does that quite often, it's damn frustrating watching a hypocrite accuse others of exactly what he himself is doing.
Anyone who can't see that this man is a moron is either dumber than him or as rich as him and just in it for the tax cuts.
dems are not pushing back enough on his specific gaslighting comments, at their town halls and campaign events.
3:45 The woman at the bottom right of the screen looks very happy!
Either this was the best monologue in a while, or I got the self-medication mix just right tonight 🤨
The Green Queen , Hahahahaha, good one.
Its the self medicating.
We got our press credentials denied so we went online, bought some tickets and walked in. I love it.
great shona, most of us got it the first time
Yeah, which shows how much tRump respects the 1st. Amendment.
King Con Don is nothing more than a side show barker.
And barking is pretty much all he does when he goes to speak as if though jamming it loudly into peoples heads will have them believe any and all of the falsehoods and outright lies anymore than talking in a normal tone or volume. He should know by now that the only people that (ridiculously) continue to believe him are the un and/or under educated dullards and religious zealots who think that he's doing good for by them when really he's destroying the vast majority of their lives along with the rest of ours. All we can hope is that enough supporters become former supporters in the right states, those willing to admit that they made a bad decision and have enough sense not to do it again!
I would say if Trump wins the 2020 election I would lose all faith in the united states but......
I already lost faith when he won in the first place...
I lost faith back when George W got elected 2 terms in a row.
I lost SANITY when Trump was elected.
Nobody cares what you poser liberals think man, you people are no good for the world and for your own country !
How bout instead of crying or quitting over a presidential election you get up and help your local area and make sure you vote locally. Because....you know...they affect your day to day life much more than a president does.
@@DeliciousFood69420
Who's crying??
Also.. Who said I am from the states? and yes.. I am still allowed to voice my opinion even though I don't live there..
And third... Who said I don't help out my local area???
Making a lot of assumptions there mate..
How about you know what you are talking about.. BEFORE you start talking?
Will make you sound a lot less like a total ass...
@@markostudeni4460 Actually it's people like you that follow blindly that are bad for YOUR country...
All around the world Trump is seen as a joke... heck just look at his approval ratings... Even those that voted for him are starting to realise it was a stupid choice...
Then again a two party system is stupid to begin with..Also do not confuse liberals with those dumbasses who take things to the extreme... I actually quite in the middle.. not far right and not far left... The thing is.. I THINK FOR MYSELF... Those that follow Trump seem to have a hard time doing that...
His speech in a nutshell: "Me awesome, me great, worship me", "I'm a helpless victim, feel sorry for me", "Don't vote for crooked Hillary".
Diego .. a Nutjob in a Nutshell..👍
Let me correct your comment Trumptard...Every show since the 2016 election: "This is what Trump said. Its totally ridiculous. Lets try to have a laugh about it. Please don't let this clown who's ruining the USA's reputation and standing in the world get elected again in 2020." There. Nailed it.
Ahhh Hillary is gone mate. It's 2019...
"Look at all the things we've done over the last couple of years--didn't Obama tell us those days were gone? Don't go back to FAILURE."
@@timmtheilig6827 At least Stalin was sort of. SANE.
Trump avoids the whole email fiasco by not opening any emails or doing his job. Stable genius CONFIRMED
Emails are too hard for him he only knows *Twitter Toddler Thumbs*
The closest to stable genius he gets is being full of horse sh*t.
trump doesnt use email
If he's a stable genius, I'm Queen Hera!
He has said in the past not long before the election, he doesn't use a computer.
Trump: make America great again
Me: what were you doing these past four years?
Bruh
These idiots that bought his BS before stupid enough to buy it again... geez
I asked the same question during both of Obama's terms.
Long Island Aviator so you never opened a newspaper or looked up actual information?
Chunkboi Too many big words in a newspaper.
Trump, you can fool some people sometimes, but you cannot fool everyone all the time! The day of reckoning is here.
I'd love to see Trump in court, going to jail, getting impeached, whatever. I just want to see his ass in court being defended. I want to see facts being displayed.
If he gets reelected the statute of limitations will have run out on most of his crimes by 2024.
triggered looney liberal doesnt get it... Trump was hand-picked by God Himself to lead this country and he will continue to do it for the next 5 years followed by presidents don jr and eric!
@@georgeabraham6808 lol I miss the days of the Liberal Republicans. Who fought for freedom, justice, a government that doesn't have utmost control over our actions. A country where we're free to be who we want to be, free from slavery, free from dictators
I would love just to see someone kick his ass to the curb!
@@katherinea.rodgers8366 personally I would just love to see someone kick his ass.
Oh Lord... Trump is such an embarrassment... how can anyone vote for him?! 🤕
Did you call upon God? I'm here! Your prayers have been answered. Trump 2020!
FEAR...of everything that isn't exactly like them, white, christian, racist
L' Eliz. Russia had nothing to do with Putting me in power! It was the Americans who voted! Loser+
The MAGA supporters have to give their time when Trump and family in jail just like his Rally..😕😯
That color suit looks dynamite on Stephen. Very nice! 8-))
He looks bomb as fuck...
Yvonne Behrens: His suit has obviously been watching TNT too much.
“Imagine if you had a democratic president” I don’t have to imagine. we had one, from 2008 to 2016 and it was great.
Great years.
ACA.
And he was sane, and classy, and good-looking, and... Oh, Barack, please come back! We promise we'll be good!
@Kijestic Productions I'm curious, what do you think is better?
Lol damn right
"Trump is committed to recycling his garbage"...well said
Steven Colbert? Nah he's Steven ColBURN for that one.
Must be the ONLY thing he does for the environment
@Patricia Wathen Hello Russian Hate Bot
But his garbage kicks ass and a democratic candidate that’s not pssy is no where to be found.
You never do that to an American flag!!! IT IS DISRESPECTFUL
Are you kidding? He doesn't respect anything. Since he has no self-respect.
THAT'S your biggest problem with him???
He owes every US citizen $130,000 now.
why is that such a big deal?
@@AlejandroGarcia-zx9ft it has feelings too 🤣
Hilarious and someone needs to send that cut of his crowd out there to the masses. Love that part.
"THEY'RE REALLY AFTER ALL OF YOU!"
No .. for once Trump, this really IS all about you. The one time you wish it wasn't. It is.
tRump is such a little snowflake victim isn't he...LMAO
Scary disgusting how he equates him as the country and it's people. The only thing he has in common with regular Americans is racism and ignorance.
His "us against them" rhetoric is the most unamerican bullshit. What's scary is there's people that believe this shit.
Punishing their enemies is the DEMOCRATS?? THAT'S YOU, TRUMP! YOU ARE THE ONE PUNISHING YOUR PERCEIVED
ENEMIES ! (Addition made due to trumpsters inability to figure out shorter version. Perhaps if they WATCHED the Colbert clip it would help them...)
For once? It's always all about him
You got to give it to him, Donald does a pretty good Alec Baldwin imitation. Credit where credit is due.
When he was walking towards the left side of the stage, for a moment there he looked exactly like Alec Baldwin dressed up as him. My head flipped.
He deserves NOTHING !
@@chippychin I noticed that too. I thought it was an SNL skit
😀
Trump: "If I'm reelected I will cure cancer on Mars while digging clean martian coal".
Trump: "In my America, we'll only have white lung disease. We don't want any of that black lung disease."
❤ I absolutely Love Stephen Colbert! I'm rewatching this and I'm still busting a gut! He does not get enough recognition.
Given the fact the guy had everything in life, he never had to really work or sweat for whatever he "accomplished" in life, it baffles me how complainy and victimy he is
When millennials create dumb words in an attempt to make an intelligenty point.
@@lordlunacy6020 When Trump supporters (of all people) only focus on the grammar of a sentence because they can't argue the statement.
He inherited a fortune which he promptly lost in terrible real estate and casino investments that all failed.
it's called mental illness - narcolepsy.
@@lordlunacy6020 Um, all of those are really words pal, open a dictionary.
I can get behind the slogan "Make America great again" this time.
Come on America, let's make America great again and vote against the Donald.
Im ON THAT BOAT WITH YOU
Re-becoming the greatness we never weren’t!
Let's not vote blue no matter who again. Let's vote for who is best for the country and if it's neither Trump nor the Democratic nominee, let's vote 3rd party Green.
And also, don't forget Congress. Let's clean them out too.
Charity Achusim is that what Russia Today is telling you to do?
Seeing this in 2021 just to hear the long forgotten myth that is a “live audience.”
This frightens me! Such MINDLESS DRONES at his rallies. He should not be permitted to do these rallies. HATEFUL. VILE.
Jake Missy Imagine what trump plans for the 4th of July in Washington DC. Besides speaking at the celebration, trump has already ordered a parade of military aircraft to fly over. But not to worry, the Washington Post is reporting that the trump International Hotel is fully booked for the 4th and the 5th.
Thank you Stephen Colbert, you brighten my day every night. Your humor is the thing helping me make it through these evil times.
Go on watching Colbert while we reelect Trump...
he is the reason why i haven t lost all my faith in americans when i see this redhats i wanna vomit
Brandespada this may blow your mind, but there’s this thing called “multitasking.” It’s where sane people watch colbert and vote out dorito Mussolini on election day. Not everything is exclusive-or, you filthy trump-cultist.
Brandespada The cult is strong in you young Padawan. You have one of the highest trumpiclorean counts ever recorded.
@@Brandespada I don't have a fancy joke insult, get off your knees and wipe off your lips BOY
Hey... what ever happened to the 10% middle class tax cut he had promised? Somebody remind him.
Watching donnie take the crowd from "they're investigating me but they're really investigating you," you can understand how they'll believe absolutely anything he comes up with.
“We will cure diseases” that didn’t age well
The black guy with the glasses in the background at Trumps rally is the same black guy from about two years. I remember him cause of that SNL skit..
Yeah i noticed him too he is always strategically placed and noticed how he moves his head to draw attention to himself (probably being paid to appear actively participating )
They are being paid, there was a story about it last year.
That’s his only job. Go to Trump rallies to give the illusion that”black for Trump”
Different token black guy. There are two of them. They alternate
Just yesterday (?) they brought up the story of the same black guy (tRump: "where's my African American? ") who was seen together with none other than Sean Hannity after one of Donnie's rallies...it was in "Morning Joe". Look it up. EDIT: ruclips.net/video/Ga2TlQlqiWw/видео.html (starts around the 5:08 mark)
These people need to move on. I can't believe they're still going on about Hillary Clinton. 🙄
I'd be surprised if some aren't paid too, its practically a hymn sheet they're read from.
The reelection campaign began about two months after he was sworn in. 😑
Meredith Anne It literally never stopped.
“We know that old boy didn’t actually steal any horses, but he’s obviously guilty of trying to avoid being hanged for it.” - Wyoming rancher quotes in The Hill
in the name of the father, the jr, and the holey ivanka....cant stop laughing.
HOLEY!!! LOL
Yeah.... he is an idiot....all he does is talk about Hilary....
That garbage recycling pun was actually pretty good.
Actually, I agree with her about the Picard show. You can’t hide it away!
Make it so!
You have the bridge Number one.
Eh, he can stay on the Titan.
@01:56 the bit about "It's not about me, it's about you!.... and there is some bad stuff that you did they haven't even found about yet!" - very funny!
It's so funny hearing a current president saying "we will" why don't you do that shit now then?
Right wtf has he been doing lmao
@Derek Flynn right I mean he's "accomplished so much" in his time here so it must be great already, right?
There are a lot of things you can't do without the House. Two years of Paul Ryan was not a blank check for Trump's policies in 2016-2018 either. And also, the courts hang up a lot of policies as well. Plus, their are schedules - can't just pass all 8 years of policies in 2, that's not how it works, government is slow with many checks, balances, and systems
Yes, why not “ we are”?
Derek Flynn And he promised the middle class a 10% tax break!
Trump is a person who never learns. It worked before. It should work again. (Says person who has gone bankrupt at least six times.)
A Billionaire Real Estate Investor that has gone bankrupt multiple times...
Oh no !! 😲
@anita anita 9 times and counting... 🏦
Trump learned that racism and Jesus are the two things his supporters value the most. As long as he keeps playing those cards, it will keep working.
@@gz9975 This Trumptard agrees.
So good to see tRump ramping up the feat tactics. I know he has absolutely no evidence to back himself, but proof would mean he isn't lying, and really, what are the chances of that?
Bt have you notices, and this counts for all politicians worldwide, they don't tell you what THEY are going to do, they only tell you what the other parties are going to do. We know tRump wants a dictatorship, but he won't tell you.
Following the 'love note' to Melania by playing Stormy Weather... Nice one, Jon
This aged well. C'mon Georgia in January.🤞🤞
Trumps tactics is classic dictator crap. How anyone can still believe in this guy is beyond me.
He's a cult leader like Jim Jones - scary😨
This is just how Venezuela crashed... Cult worship.
And this “ Individual “ dares to call other people “ Crooked “......🙃
Rios Ricardo So much crass stupidity.
F**K HIM UP!
“This is a witch-hunt”
Well we’ve found 30+ witches. Seems to me like you have a witch problem on your hands
Shame on you Steven, you missed a perfectly good "glory hole" joke there...
SC - Thank goodness for your show. I am appalled by the hypocrisy and lies that come out of the WH and those who refuse to expose this administration.
Watching your show reminds me to laugh ( instead of cry) at the ridiculous situation we find ourselves in and hope for a light ahead.
that prayer was creepy af
"That's exactly what a demon would say." Lol! 😈😦
...agreed creepy af!!
How much u wanna bet the orange baboons ass is sticking the tiny, lil shroom to her? 😝
I agree with the ghost.
I am still crying for 2 broke girls, I miss the show so much!!
And Patrick Stewart does deserve Prime Time!!! :)
Stephen: Trump 2020 looks a lot like Trump 2016
2020: HA, you have NO IDEA what's coming!
Thank you Stephen I have often stated he hasn't stop campaigning since 2015 this is sickening!!! I have never remembered in my almost 60 years that a president has been in the news every
single day! We are all tired of seeing him! The Dems are not sprewing HATE and dividing this country like he has!!! Mrs. Clinton is not running for anything she is a American citizen leave
her along!!!!! What are his policies he doesn't say anything talking loud and saying NOTHING!!!!!!
Gwen30 .. I am not an American.. I can’t stand seeing this guy on our news channels EVERYDAY!!!!! 🤮💰
I can't fuckin take it anymore. !
I’m a Brit who’s lived in Australia for nearly 40 years and until this administration I haven’t had more than a basic knowledge of US politics. Currently I know ALL the players, from the Attorney General to the Secretary of Education . Hell, I can’t even name Oz's education minister. I’m suffering outrage fatigue, I really am.
Just a note ~ when they make a movie about these times, how will they recreate it all? They will either have to make it a long series with about 10 seasons ...or have several versions running simultaneously on split screens.
@@whaghht Once upon a time _House of Cards_ was a terrific fictional show : )
I see a bright future for Despicale Donny look-alikes who can act, but probably not in the very near future, since the whole world has Trump fatigue.
Worst part? the main stream media has no time to cover it all, so not one word about the fact that Trump's been droning Yemen, Libya, Somalia, Syria, Iraq, Afghanistan and Pakistan much more than Obama and GW Bush, and that he changed the way casualties are counted (basically, they no longer are!). That "detail" would've caused worldwide outrage before 2016....
Nyx ... nicely said... Trump fatigue is the operative phrase..👌
Oh, well done, Mr. Colbert, and resourceful camera crew. You can't beat the truth. Thank you.
Sure, Brett(open), and Linus van Pelt is right("The Great Pumpkin is real.").
Trump will call that report Fake News. What a shitstain he is.
I love how they just went online and got tickets last second.... Trumps whole life is a cheap gold plated lie....
Truth?, I don't think you will find any news source truthful these days that includes fox and the liberal media, if a news source has bias its inherently untruthful.
@@suzesiviter6083 No, that is not true. A news source may have a bias, and not lie. The news organisations which reported the scenes when the gates of Auschwitz were opened, were biased. They didn't hesitate of speak of their revulsion at the horror they witnessed. Their revulsion did not stop them accurately and truthfully reporting the facts. Fox News deliberately and proveably lies. Please do not try to muddy the waters by claiming that reputable journalists do the same. They do not.
Stephen a living legend , I need to go see him at a show
I bet all the dislikes came from Trump and his family and supporters. LOL
Can't thank the comedians enough for their comic relief
And surprisingly enough, their reporting.. you get more facts in a few hours of latenight comedy than you do in a full day of fox news opinion spin doctors
@@Haydenh127 Oh but Hannity can provide comedic relief: so far gone into conspiracy theories and their obsession with Hillary that it's a parallel universe. I SO wanna see Faux Noise melting live when Donny finally gets thrown out of office!
Among things that you cannot bring into a Trump Rally include:
- Adult human brains that have a volume of more than 10 cubic centimeters.
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Have to admit even the very late viewings are just comical and it Hilarious specifically to look for trump content 😂😂😂 thank you
I gag at the kag.......America is not the greatest country
Vince Bovo feel free to leave.
You assume I live there. The only countries who want to be great again have failed at being great. Trump appeals to the moronic masses at least Stephen encourages others to laugh at the inane behaviour of the American not so president.