Trump Wants To Rebrand His Trade War
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- Опубликовано: 12 май 2019
- Stephen isn't on board with the White House's pitch to replace the term 'trade war' with 'trade negotiation.'
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The writing was stellar and Stephen's delivery was fabulous on this segment.
I always laughed, but this time he drew tears! I'm still crying over this one. Great stuff! The dungeon got me
Steven is in serious trouble. He had mulitiple warnings but chose to take the train straight to Hell. Any day now it’s going to be too late for him and his followers to jump off...
@@AgonyOutdoors Ahem...HI! I have to ask; Since you were so generous with your time that you took the time out to write this comment letting us know Stephen is in serious trouble and that Any day now it will be too late for him and his fans like me, could you please enlighten me as to what you mean? Is this a warning, a threat, or a promise?
{{{ FYI: He isn't holding the hottest late night tv timeslot for no reason. In case you were unaware- Stephen is a clever, creative, original, successful comedian, actor, producer, and skit/story screenwriter who has been pushing the envelope on late night tv since way the fuck back when he broke ground with the help of Jon Stewart. As soon as he had enough success to be influential he began helping the beginner talent that he most believed in launch careers of their own, and they have since risen and so on. Stephen is a principled man who hit it big! NOT a cult leader, as your term 'FOLLOWERS' would imply.}}}}
"Guys China will pay for the tariffs. By the way, Mexican president just wrote me a cheque for the wall."
Some Americans will believe that.
@@malditapeppas509 Wasn't that clip comes from fox news anchor grilling trump's goon
I can already see the Fox News Sources:
1) it is known
2) it is known
3) this was once revealed to me in a dream
4) it is known
@@the_real_breeso 5) "some say"
Americans will pay for tariff. But China will pay for tariff, too. The whole world will pay. But if our economy doesn't collapse into another recession due to inflation. Then we'll damage China manufacturing greatly. But that is the big IF.
@Breeso & @MrMmnngghh 6) Everyone knows
He's running the U.S. like his casino. We all know how that went.
We've had the best economy in half a century. Echo chambers arent good for your health, hawmi.
@@jamesmoore5403 Trump is just coasting on what the Dems did after the recession and he has the nerve to brag like he's some kind of financial genius. AND the tax cut he passed just added billions more to the deficit. AND his trade war cause the gov't to hand out $16 billion in aid to farmers. Yeah, he's doing a great job! /s
@@jamesmoore5403 Neither is the Kool aid you're drinking. Ask Jim Jones's followers how that worked out for them. Or Stargate. Or...oh yeah, you can't. They're dead.
james Moore the recession is coming ( every republican in office has had at least 1 many has had 2 and one had 3)
And alot of russian money was laundered in his shit hole casinos.
“The louder he talked of his honor, the faster we counted our spoons.”
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
ThE DuCk
Brilliant
Without Stephen Colbert, I seriously doubt I would have made it through the past 11 years of the trump administration
I'd say it feels like twenty.
ChefMimsy 😂 and also 😵
Seems more like 100 years. Sad. :(
Heard, Chef!
John Baptiste, I loved that intro "Trade War"👏🏾👏🏾😍😍
The guy's a legend
He is a gifted amazing musician.
I wanted to hear more of that song...
Yeah! He was kill'n it! Lol, Jon adding those musical bits and comments definitely gets the audience into the mood for Colbert's bits. Wouldn't be the same without him.
ArhGee Especially when he gives those WTF looks.
Tariffs are taxes. It's as simple as that. Everyone should be learning that in middle school. That, and that the word tariffs is not capitalized in the middle of a sentence.
There's a simple way to avoid paying that tariff:) Simply refrain from purchasing anything from the country that a tariff is imposed upon:)
@@garyrentschler1023
Yes well, good luck with that.
I did learn that in school. Maybe I'd be a more qualified economist.
The idea is that tariffs form a relatively small depression of the US economy whereas they create an acute problem with Chinese exporters who cannot move their stocks and have to shut down production pipelines, putting the pressure on.
However, China is not traditionally concerned with the blue-collar workers who will feel this pain immediately. So do not bet on them blinking first.
Also, whilst protectionism stimulates US manufacturing in principle, these people will (quite sensibly) make hay while the sun shines and put their prices up.
Plus, manufacturing pathways nowadays span multiple countries. Raw material -> refined material -> components -> finished products may happen in 4 separate countries; or it may go _back and forth_ between US and China. Now try to figure out who is hurt most!
Trump's talk about tariffs = revenue is correct from a Treasury point of view, but that's money out of the pockets of the MAGA crowds, who may not fully realise how slippery Trump's "we" really is.
Yeah well I just watched a video which existed of Americans saying we shouldn't safe the homo sapiens so I don't have that much trust in your school systems at all. 😂
China does not pay for our tariffs - we do
Mexico does not pay for the wall - we do
Trump does not pay for his corruption - we do
It is just that simple.
pretty much lol such an amazing business man
The Art of the deal😂🤣
No down votes on this comment? Whee are the Fox News Zombies? Where are the Russian bots?
You're a fool. Its not about China paying tariffs, it's about making Chinese imports expensive so that American made goods become cheaper. When you say you need h1b visas to import more IT people because there are not enough people coming out with degrees, it is understandable. And parents need to encourage the youth to go an get an education. But when you say you can't manufacture in you're own country, it's a lame excuse. Even if robots take over manufacturing, you need humans to work in a factory that creates robots and need humans to do the maintenance and repair work.
Well said!
By June, Walmart is gonna feel like Whole Foods, and Whole Foods is gonna feel like Goop.
What's Goop?
@@mr.lastname4880 its like Covetton House
@@mr.lastname4880 What's Goop? Exactly. It's so expensive it's obviously out of your range.
@@mr.lastname4880 .. From Wikipedia: "Goop is a natural health company owned by actress Gwyneth Paltrow. It was launched as a "lifestyle brand" by Paltrow in September 2008, beginning as a weekly e-mail newsletter providing new age advice, such as "police your thoughts" and "eliminate white foods", and the slogan "Nourish the Inner Aspect"."
Their products are expensive.
@Mr. Last Name -It’s a modern lifestyle brand that pushes overpriced, romanticized-in-a-new-agey-way, health, fashion & beauty products. It looks like the kind of place you would go if you were addicted to cocaine and had finally given it up, but still had a lot of money to waste.
I think it’s mainly for women. Women seeking validation via a modern lifestyle brand offering beat-up jeans for 400$, a skimpy pair of underpants for 150$, 60$ bottles of shampoo, face cream & other toiletries so overpriced they practically scream modern lifestyle brand.
There are health articles about lube & sexy toys might give you autism or something, detox junk, child rearing advice and more goop that costs a fortune, but is curated, which I think is even better than exclusive.
Iron Man’ secretary cooked up the whole shebang and seems to play a big part in keeping things at a curated level of properly sourced empowerment & models all the cute, 300$ bathing suits & 450$ beach robe & even poses naked on a massage table. I don’t know if Iron Man’s secretary used to do a lot of cocaine and then stopped and had a lotta money to throw into starting a modern lifestyle brand or if she was just a shrewd business person and invested wisely and played the market when she took over Iron Man‘s business. But if you like Iron Man’s secretary and you’d like to see pictures of her looking serene and blissed out in a bathing suit or even naked, this is the place for you.
Couldn’t find any IronMan crap though
Pretty much a fancy-pants operation.
Feel free to ask me about anything.
I can answer any questions with pretty good accuracy.
I lucked out and got a computer that came with a bunch of googles.
I can look up anything because those googles know it all.
We don’t have cable in our house, we just use services like Hulu. I was watching a clip of one of Trump’s speeches and my five year old watched for a minute and asked, “What’s wrong with that guy?” I asked her what she thinks is wrong with him. Her reply, “I dunno, I think he’s crazy or something.” My five year old is more intelligent than millions of Republican voters.
that's precious! thanks for sharing. kids have pure eyes and see things much clearer.
That means you're raising her right.
Special thanks to John for teasing the happy birthday song at 0:04 reminding us that Stephen turned 55 today.
Good catch damn ❤️
why don’t you understand that EVERY tune / jingle he plays is SCRIPTED. He’s not some improvisational genius at work.. Can’t stand when people don’t know this.
@@skunkybomont2593 duh....he is still amazing since he played the said tone and suggesting the said tone so yeah .. DUH
Is it me, or does Great Patriot Farmer sound like the sort of thing Mao Zedong would come up with?
Trump feigns respect for farmers like he does for the troops, before during and after he fucks them every way possible . They voted for the asshole Trump, now they can enjoy the seeds they sowed.
Damn it, you hit that nail on its head.
@@mipilot30 the problem is we eat the seeds they sow. In a literal and figurative way
So, wait; his brilliant solution is to pay the farmers - _using tax money_ - and the _give away_ the food to _those who need it the most?_
So... He's changed his stance on Socialism?
@Siathuan, not just ANY people who are "starving", but people in OTHER nations that are starving!? What a humanitarian thing to do? From him? My brain hurts.
Speaking of Farmers, yeah, they are BEYOND pissed about these "trade deals" & especially the ones whose farms are STILL under water from the epic flooding & oh look, more rain this weekend!
Seriously, a flash flood in NEW MEXICO?
I have a vision, farmers & pitchforks & tiki torches...time for my meds? Cheers all!
Trumps own take on the Marshall plan and a chicken in every pot....cheeseburgers and diet cokes for everyone!
He'll probably invite the Indian premier to the White House for a steak dinner to discuss it.
@@donberry7657 Well played! Thank you for the needed LMAO! Cheers!
Lolllllll
"I am the world's foremost inventor, having invented inventing ten years ago."
"spoiler Trump is lying"
*shocked Pikachu face*
Pikachu can't be shocked, he shocks things
@@invisabruh9701 Lol! You damn nerd... That's true!!!
Steven is in serious trouble. He had mulitiple warnings but chose to take the train straight to Hell. Any day now it’s going to be too late for him and his followers to jump off.
Seem to have forgotten about NA trade war 2 years ago that was forsure going to bring doomsday, though.🤣👉🧂
I remember when Mexico was going to pay for the wall
Good times, good times
They should pay because it's there countries illegal immigrant's who's breaking laws by coming over illegally which is against the laws of any country. I think the people who have came to the U.S. should be put back in Mexico and pay. Maybe give them a few years to get jobs.
I remembered Trump getting rid of illegals, then have them work for him😐????
And how did that go for you amigo? Did you get your wall paid for and will you continue supporting this lunatic, self absorbed, sociopathic loser in next election. I say, let's turn a page from this nightmare.
@@Oncipian, you're so God damn stupid to suggest a neighboring and sovereign country as México pay for a wall they don't need.
By the way, Mexican migration has stopped coming to the United States as it did before. It is mostly immigration coming from central american countries that have been destabilized politically and economically.
People cross thru México to get to the United States because they don't have the means to fly on a plane or travel by boat, because if that was the case they wouldn't need to come here in the first place.
You don't hear so much of people from Costa Rica or other more affluent countries coming here do you?
México unfortunately had the bad luck of sharing a border with his ugly neighbor to the north and I quote from a former president and longest dictator Don Porfirio Diaz Mori (1884-1911)
"México, so far from God and so close to the United States"
I just hope by God that México one day get another Don Porfirio Diaz Mori even if we have to die, but die proud and not let no fucken gringos try to dictate us what to do and not do.
Also, please educate yourself and stop watching all that FOX News or CNN crap and search for alternate news source!
"I like big tariffs and I can not lie..."
Coincidentally, Infinity Negotiation is what we call Brexit.
You're in the Endgame now?
+Malcolm Johnson i love how the movie about the Brexit was released before they managed to complete the actual Brexit.
good one!
@Sa C If you used to think the UK was any kind of "country" you maybe don't know what the UK is.....
No... theyˋre also sending anti EU-radicals in the upcoming election...
Jon's intro rocked.
**gasp** - did Fox just question the factual accuracy of a thing Trump said???!
Tucker Carlson agrees w/ Bernie & AOC on wealth redistribution when you get past all the semantics and political bs. Current events are far wilder than indicated here, trust me.
To be clear Fox News hosts are not the same as the Fox opinion show hosts
Although I do disagree with Fox News hosts' views, or the fact that they work for Fox, Fox News does have some integrity
@@kendomyers The only Fox I ever end up seeing is clips on Colbert or Seth Meyers (etc), but the guy with the glasses in this video (who's name I always forget) has always seemed fairly respectable from what I've seen of him.
The guys that do the news tend to be a little less sycophantic about Trump than the talking head shows. Shep Smith has, on more than one occasion, spoken out against something Trump has done. This usually results in loads of Trumpkins sending angry e-mails to Faux News demanding he be fired for besmirching their Dear Leader.
steve1978ger Chris Wallace has actually been pretty tough on trumps goons in the past
I think we can all agree that using the wrong 'there/their/they're' is the final straw.
Although, in my defense...my auto correct on my phone keeps making me look like an idiot. And I don't know how to turn it off!
Steven you just keep getting better each day! Thank you so much for making me laugh (loud).
I love that he was over singing Heard It Through The Grapevine by Marvin Gay. That's stuck in my head now.
The fact that Colbert bust out Marvin Gaye has me raising a fist in the air laughing
Yeah, I love that song!
So Trump STILL doesn’t know how tariffs work...? 🤦♂️
Danny Neyman I don’t think anyone in his admin does...
@ Danny: Um....dude...why are you surprised by this lack of knowledge? I think the Trumpenfuhrer has demonstrated his vast and unassailable capacity for ignorance beyond any question.
I've saved an email from one of my company's suppliers stating how much their prices will increase due to them having to pay these tariffs. I use it as an example to people who don't understand how tariffs work.
Tariffs are simply penalties enforced by a government to dissuade companies from buying foreign product. All those tariff dollars are coming straight out of civilian pockets and going dight into the treasury.
You know one phrase you will never hear trump say before he states something " I read"
Please No 2nd Term
Long live Stephen Colbert! Happy birthday!! 💎
Mr Coldbeer.
Did you notice John playing a couple notes of Happy Birthday in the opening few seconds.
@@boblawblaw6875 I noticed that too so I looked it up, and sure enough May 13 is Colbert's birthday.
I will never forgive anyone who voted for Trump.
双方贸易站的结果就是老百姓掏腰包。
I lost a few friends and family members over this fiasco, called our elected govt.
There is no acceptable reason to have voted for Trump
Unless you work in the political satire industry
@zverodion288
?
Presidents are selected not elected.
How are there even still everyday people who stand behind trump?
2020 time to vote this fake potus out of the White House !
2:25 He loves big tariffs, but he definitely can lie.
Not very well, but with the persistence of a cockroach scuttling about in the nuclear war he inches us closer to every day.
@@fay4296
Quality Vs quantity
I don't think he can do anything else.
Colbert had A LOT of fun doing this segment, lol!!!
Never seen Batiste look so happy as when he's about to start Trade War - it's like, "Man, they're gonna LOVE this one!!"
Happy birthday, Stephen! You remain an absolute beauty.
How is dump going to be able to READ “The Trade Agreement”???????
It will take time to turn it into a coloring book!!!!!!!
And he still won't understand it.
'Trade War, Huh. What Is It Good For? I Am Really Asking, Say It Again Y'all.' 🎶
Do you know the name of the original song?
7:35 - the holiday sex dungeon industry - *SUPERB GRAPHIC* - I nearly fell out of my chair laughing
Same! hahaha
We"re taking in billions and billions in tariffs.... of your money... and giving it to ruined farmers. So much winning.
At this point, how’s USA different from highly regulated socialist/ communist countries?
@@jrgamer1243 -- Um, yes, you see, that's one of the reasons why Democrats are protesting against the president's policies, because they're bad for farmers.
@@1985072168 : They at least pretend to care about ther population?
jr gamer and so will Republicans...
@@jrgamer1243 don't republicans eat?
Carl Bernstein said the situation is "challenging whether our institutions are able to function in this country to deal with a president of the United States who is unique in our history, who has nothing but contempt for Democratic traditions and the rule of law."
That’s because Trump doesn’t understand government! He is the only US president with no prior military or government experience! No wonder he’s such a failure! You wouldn’t hire a person with no prior business experience to be CEO of the biggest company in the world,would you? People can slam Hillary all they want, but she had years of government experience, and we wouldn’t be in the mess we’re in had she been elected.
Since even my dishrags are made in China, then it won't be the "Dollar" Store anymore?
Uh oh.
Don't worry, there are other countries full of poor people to work in sweatshops.
Tariffs , tax, vat , are all passed to the consumer . Someone will pay for it , but for sure not the exporter .
Was I the only one thought John and the band really nailed the song.
Does the "TARIFF MAN" know that the word Tariff actually means "TAX"?
Obviously not cause he doesn't pay em'🤔
The literal definition of "Tariff" is "a Tax on imports"....
But the genius of Trump and his extended business acumen knows all that dictionary definitions are for stupid people.. sometime a word can mean whatver you want it to mean!
Nope
@@dinsel9691 Trump reads a dictionary?🤔
@@Annie-zd6rn Trump reads?
"Trader Woes" -- oh how I love wordplay. Y'all are a brilliant light in the darkness of orange menace we endure.
Larry Kudlow AND "Shrunken Testicle Head"
DOW -617 ... Are We Great Again Yet? 😉
Hang in there, we're nearly there!
“We’re gonna fine people on both sides.”
- Donald Trump, 2019
"Taco Bell: Everyone will Suffer."
This is very accurate.
But so tasty it's almost worth it!
7:40.... Who on the Colbert staff got tasked with that Photoshop gem!!?? 😂😂😂
He doesn't know how tariffs work...America is going down.
What's possibly even worse is that he doesn't listen to the people who do know how tariffs work, either...
@@GrahamChapman #Maga!
China is gonna pay for the tariffs just like Mexico is paying for his fabulous wall
Tremendous wall
Exactly like that!
@@shadow19831 Yes it's coming along just fine. MAGA
@@daytripper9222 what is? the national emergency?
@@TheRiggz666 It's gonna be alright.
Wow, we finally got tired of winning. And we didn’t even have to win at all.
Just a side thought: should we impose a mandatory set of annual exams/screenings on certain brain-related diseases and psychological disorders on all in-office politicians or those who reach a certain age like 70+?
Or should we start voting in people who aren't grandparents ?
@@r-t9266 I don't know about that. It depends on the person. I'm in my 60's & Warren is waaay younger than I am, although she's in her 70's. But I agree with mental acuity tests no matter your age.
@@loritracy1385 The problem with tests is that they are not always trustworthy.
Trump physical seemed odd to me, to say the least.
But I agree that Warren has the energy of a much younger woman :) .
The swamp would certainly be drained!
@@jessemiller6146 or the people who do the tests would just be as biased and be able to cut out anyone they want.
Thank GOD, Fox has ONE journalist in Chris Wallace
Shep's a pretty quality journalist too, good deal of integrity
Actually there are now a couple that don't want to step any deeper into Trump's bullshit.
Keep delivering those 3rd degree verbal burns in that idiot's direction. Go Stephen!👍
Favorite one of all the years I've been watching...
What they smoke at the WH!!!???😱😱😱
Perfect John + band.
Does this mean MAGA hats are going to cost more? And what about the Ivanka collection? And the Trump brand stores?
Alan Heath No you can import from Cambodia
@@Mftren Makes sense. Move production to Cambodia and then hit China with tarriffs knocking out the competition. So Trump maybe is not as stupid as he pretends!
@@VanlifewithAlan you're right, he's even more stupid
@@VanlifewithAlan someone born with congenital thyroid deficiency couldn't act more stupidly than trump.
@@VanlifewithAlan What makes you think he's "pretending."
The holiday dungeon theme Christmas party planned for later this year has been postponed. We're making it pot luck bondage.
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Trump wants to play hard ball
But China made those for you
John Smithee 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
America loose the World Power and Money DRUMPF is Bad News, he just collecting Money his own pocket Watch out Vote Democrat not the Pussy Groper
“Trade Wars,
What are they Good For?
Absolutely nothing,
Good God Y’all”
MAGIC⁉️
Ah, the Magical Hand of Commerce 🐂💩
The Jedi mind trick only works if you’re not mindless 🙃
So,
That’s how our Government is being managed 😱
Was wondering about that😂 And,
Thanks for the confirmation 🤪
It’s More than a little bit confrontational
And, quoting Congressman Adam Schiff,
“‼️IT’S NOT OK WITH ME‼️”
And a query,
You wouldn’t have a doghouse that said
Entrance for “The Biggest Looser”,
So why have one over the White House⁉️
How does Trump manage to make Communists and dictators seem rational?
Karl Renner he tells his freightened base what they want to hear. They’d rather be alive than free. Poor bastards
Sometimes I wonder if that's just his goal. But that requires critical thinking, so...
Well welcome to how we have been living all our lives.
He’s not, so neither are they.
communists?
To be fair did we really think that a guy who lost billions of dollars by himself and openly admitted to tax fraud/evasion attempts would truly understand how international economics work?
I like how you imply that the people who voted for Trump actually thought.
@@Penningtontj HAHA fair point
tariffs will hurt ALL walks of life.
buying houses?
cars? new electronic devices??
So Republicans now like Taxes. Fantastic
I hope all you remember this "Tariffs are a tax on the people" talk when the democrats are talking about taxing corporations at 70%. Corporations don't pay taxes just like china isn't really paying most of the taxes but the difference is tariffs drive the market back to the US and creates jobs in the US improving the US economy and taxing corporations have the opposite effect. I just came here to see how many idiots were still watching this clown after you found out all his bullshit about Russiagate was a lie.
@@FearRua yes💪! And the Easter bunny🐰 lays eggs 🐣in spring🌄!
Of Course but if Dem's get Power no big Taxes any one
Marja Tikkanen right, these fools don’t even understand what they are saying. They get their news from Colbert for Gods sake. When confronted with their ignorance and hypocrisy they start taking about Easter Bunnies. You can’t make this up....LOL
Justin Welch -- interesting claim, that tariffs bring manufacturing jobs back to the US. Where is your evidence? The manufacturing industry that remains in the US is highly automated, and increasing production results in little or no increases in jobs. E.g. the steel industry. After Trump imposed tariffs on imported steel in early 2018, Trump claimed on July 27 that that US Steel Corp would be opening 7 new plants. Then on July 31 he claimed it was six new plants. US Steel has stated that they have _no_ plans to open _any_ new plants.
And according to a report in Washington Post, the Peterson Institute for International Economics has estimated that each of those steel jobs created has cost US taxpayers $900,000. Pretty pricey, considering that's 13 times what those jobs pays, on average.
www.washingtonpost.com/business/2019/05/07/trumps-steel-tariffs-cost-us-consumers-every-job-created-experts-say/
Happy Birthday, Stephen! We love you very much.
Jon Batiste played a little "Happy Birthday" as the show opens. :))
Oh! Happy Birthday, sir! You keep us sane!
GOD,
When is this craziness going to "END"
Trisha A. God didnt do this! “Humble” Americans did
With Russian interference he might be reelected. It's not funny.
@Grace Munich I mean, if he succeeded against everyone's wildest expectations last time, and suffered no consequences--why wouldn't he? :( I wonder how many of us would follow every law if we could blatantly do whatever the hell we wanted, down to not paying our bills, or grabbing ice cream cones out of kids' hands, or just walking into a store, taking whatever we wanted, and walking out again, with absolutely no consequences beyond a few people saying, "Wow, he sucks! Wish he'd stop doing that." Meanwhile, the cops are standing there going, "Well, we tried arresting him, but when we told him to put up his hands, he just said 'No' and walked away. So what are we supposed to do?"
It ended when Trump got elected:)))
Now I can't unsee the raisins!!! That was a good one!
Any American politician should be able to be challenged by physical hand-to-hand combat.
Build the wall around the White House and add water until we stop hearing
noises.
Ok... tell me so I understand, please: how is Trump being allowed to do anything he wants without regard for law or the good of the people and country?
Certain powers are entirely the will of the executive branch - trade policies like tariffs and sanctions is one of those arenas. So the decisions Trump and his cabinet in those restricted arenas aren't able to be directly stopped by Congress or the courts, unless they contradict a law in some capacity.
Congress has impeachment power to toss out executives that are incompetent, but this particular Congress refuses to use it because they view Trump as a free meal ticket for Republican victory. Hopefully, this can be proven false in the most aggressive way possible at the 2020 elections.
suggestion for Stephen from the Netherlands: „I shot the tariff, but I stood by and watched president Xi.“ Many thanks for dragging us through these miserable years.
The Trump tax will be paid for by all of his supporters who shop at Walmart.
Nice going Trump supporters.
Trump supporters aren t smart enough to care about having ti pay. More as long as their idol fat badtard trump is still in power.
they don't care, and believe it is a lie, they really listen to what he says during his chopper talks.
how many suppositories sorry supporters can fit up Trumps arse?
I hope it kills them
@jmarks881 the really great ones wear and fishnet body suits while being obese because......yeah. No answer. Useless trash
@jmarks881 Well, people are angry because what Trump and Republicans are doing are hurting others, the middle class and especially those struggling with sickness and finance. Ironically Trump's "policies" will hurt his supporters the most, but again and again they denie it. They call the rest of us delusional despite overwhelming evidence pointing the other way. At one point, you realize that they don't care, they don't care at all. As long as their "enemies" (pretty much the rest of the world and "libtards") are damaged in the process and they *feel* like they've "won", they don't give a fuck about the lives of innocent people and reality.
It is morally wrong, but understandable to hope for their demise, before any more long lasting damages are made because of ignorance.
Jon needs to do more of those intros
I would watch an entire hour-long show of Stephen and Jon doing a joint musical monologue.
The singing by John was pretty good. it's fun
So he's already predicting his win huh? That means Russia is on the job.
No no didn't you see, they're working through Ukraine now...
@@Astraeus.. that trip was cancelled because they don't like Trump
The problem with Trump is that he can only see the small picture but I guess that's why the Trailer Park relates so well to him....Hmmm
Hey, now wait just a damn minute. I live in a trailer park, I'm old & have been a progressive since long before you had a word for it!
@@loritracy1385 There are exceptions to every rule so don't take this statement personally...Okay
Oh wait extra taxes on Christmas lights? I'm sure fox news will call it a "war on christmas" tomorrow...in an alternate universe
You know what? I'd give anything to live in the Twilight Zone right now. Seems safer.
@@couragekarnga8735 lol forreal. All these trumpettes are violent and mad...and then their side won the presidency lol. Now they want to start a civil war with us sane people and now feel emboldened to kill even more, and talk about it openly when regarding immigrants, gay people, and lefties in general, etc. Not sure how they became so crazy so quick, Bush had some shit policies but he wasnt an actual insane person like Trump or his blind supporters. The world is laughing at us
@Donna Campbell I feel that, I'm poor so trumps tax cuts screwed me nicely, put in the same amount and got like 300 less back...and apparently it gets worse for us each year for another 10. Now he's destroying the economy so the future is harder too.
@Kelli Barnhouse savage but true
@@couragekarnga8735 Give it a few years and the warhammer 40k universe seems like a preferable option...
"Next I will give medicine to the SICK... Don't push me" 😉
Taco Bell: Everyone will suffer!!!😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Infinity Negotiation would've been a good title for Doctor Strange.
Everyone in the US will end up paying the extra price increase
And that is it in a nutshell
The rich don't buy Chinese stuff as much as the common man. And they pay a far smaller percentage of their incomes on goods anyway. The rich don't pay.
whenever i see a fox news host asks a legit, sound question to trump people it just feels SUPER weird. i mean, why are you even working there chris wallace? just get out there already and start a better news show in some other ACTUAL network company, shep smith too
Timothy Kang Probably because Fox News is paying him so much because that’s how they can call themselves news
No. He should stay there. In fact Fox needs a whole slew of critical asking people. At least some of Trumps base might start thinking this way.
No way. We got in this mess bc Fox lemmings/viewers only listen to one station/network. Only way to make Americans somewhat smart again is to keep the legit ppl like Chris, at Fox. Who knows, his logical words might actually sink into one of their mindless followers and get them thinking intelligently. Miracles can happen every day! :)
@@robertnett9793 100% agree.
Yes. Why does Bill Mahr keep urging and applauding * his* guest to go on FOX?
I LLLOVE STEPHEN IN THE MORNING!!!! I watch your show every morning on RUclips! It's my wake up program. After praying of course.
“White House economic advisor, and last living California raisin, Larry Kudlow” Hahahahahaha the Joke is a reference to the California Raisins singing (old commercial back in the 80’s) seriously was hilarious!!! I had to pause the video from laughing so hard.
Hi America, please ask your president to stop tweeting sh*t, because his tweets cause panic and stock markets around the world to crash🙏🙏
shubham preet uh he doesn’t listen, trust me they’ve tried. Even losing the popular vote couldn’t stop him because the country has archaic laws from a time before technology could be effectively implemented
I totally agree. Where are you? How bad was it there?
@@davidlickiss1609 we're all fucked when you guys elect Republicans :(. We regulated our banks before 2008 too :(
If it is that easy...
@@jrgamer1243 how is being concerned with your stock market immature? I won't wait for an answer because you're obviously a sheep.
Give trillion dollars tax cuts to the richest of the riches and then impose tariffs - essentially sales tax - on consumers.
I sense pitchforkey people and martial law in near future.
Jis Yang, dammit! You beat me to it! I'm thinking that perhaps around.. July 14th would be a Great Day & who has those pitchforks? The same farmers whose land & livestock are under flood water, with more to come! July 14th, mark your calendar for my personal favourite holiday of the year! Cake anyone? 😎🎂✌☮🔥🤘💨💨💨
(Izzard re: Spanish Inquisition vs. Anglican Church) "Cake? Or death?"
@@lisbethbird8268 My 'cake' reference was 300 years after the Spanish Inquisition, & specifically July 14, 1789...in France!
Viva la Bastille!
Maggie Rezac maybe this is what it will take to finally switch to the metric system
@@frankhoffmann74 LOL
SC was killing ‘em with the falsetto! 😆😁🎵🎶
The fun part about this is, time kinda has completely lost all meaning during the trump presidency hasn't it? Like, this clip could be from may 13, 2019..it could well be from may 13, 2018...who can tell! It's all just a hodgepodge of ridiculous fires happening all at once, nonstop.
This is so true.
I am watching this clip on 31st May, 2019. When I started the clip, I didn't notice when it was uploaded, and I thought it was one of their latest clips (so perhaps 1 or 2 days old).
I didn't notice the clip was two weeks old (not two days) before I read the comments where it says something like "written two weeks ago".
You are right: Every Trump day feels the same. It's like a roller-coaster: no matter how bumpy the ride was, the same ride will start over and over again.
I feel dizzy.
Me thinks this trade war could be Trumps Vietnam
Yemen is
No bone spurs to save him?
But unlike Vietnam, this war is going to happen sooner or later IMO.
So I still think it is worth to bite the bullet and fight this war while the US is strong and China is weak.
Veda Chan you do know America owes China hundreds of billions of dollars. Just because you say you’re strong doesn’t make it so.
@Elliott Bronstein But realistically, I don't think there will be a war with troops flighting with China, unless the CCP or north Korea has completely loss their minds. Because it's 2019, and we all know wars don't make money, so no reasonable individual would like to step into one.
If you had pay attention to what the US is trying to do limiting china's activities, especially in Africa and middle east. I think it is as close as we will get to take down China. It is no classic kick ass and take names kind of war, but if it works at the end of the day, I am all for it.
Dear Other countries....
Please refrain from Doing ANY DEALS and NEGOTIATIONS with United States while Trump is in office. Thank you
From-
the People of the United States
That is what is happening and why the market is threatened.
honestly we Chinese are really think that is ridiculous to what he has done😂
@@user-mt3jf1ot4x so Canada can get some discounts on products right? I already use Chinese-made and the easier I can get it the bigger my small business can kick the Big Box Stores in the stones lol
Chris Buttonshaw haha,maybe bro
@@scooprussell930 ik. I'd rather countries keep.the deals we currently have than to update to something worse from his negotiations. We're talking about someone who lost 1 billion dollars in 10 years from.negotiations of his OWN BUSINESSES! Only 10 years ! Imagine his lifespan worth of losses!
I want a job in The Late Show's graphic design studio!
Ah the subtle Happy Birthday chords at the start,... Happy Birthday Stephen!
25 percent tariff on laptop s means you will pay 25 percent more.
No. You buy a laptop and China pays for it. You build a wall and Mexico pays for it. The brilliant POTUS is really a master of the art of deal making.
@@sh230968 your humor is not funny.!!!!!
@@sh230968 Art of the steal.
You cannot believe a single word that he says. NOT A WORD.
Kudlow: " Can I substitute trade negotiation for trade war?"
America: " Well I don't know. Can I substitute Trump for Obama?"
... um, other way around, isn't it? ....
@Dak Lamerbusch LOL! Keep banging those rocks together ... !
David J I get your point, but we got chump, so technically would be “substitute Obama for trump”. Or anybody else for that matter 😏
@@joeNannaC Unless he means, put dump out on the ex-president lecture/vacation circuit (and maybe put Obama back in the White House) ... !
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Happy birthday, Stephen!!! You are a gift to the entire world =) This segment was SO awesome - the band playing "War", Stephen rapping "Baby Got Back" AND singing Marvin Gaye??! My heart overflows 💜💜 May God bless you and keep you, Colbert, you're a one in a trillion type to guy
Marvin Gaye!!! You're killing me Stephen!
0:58... this deserves a full version.
Someone who claims to use the BEST words, using "Their" rather than "They". No wonder we have yet to see his academics result.
"Second term" ... oh trumpty dumpty, that's a good one! 😂
You know it's good when Stephen almost cracks up at his own joke.