Tales from the Hood 2 (2018) KILL COUNT

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  • @DeadMeat
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  • @Pooples123
    @Pooples123 4 года назад +3191

    Yeaaaah, I agree, definitely the best "to the numbers" gag!

    • @thebelgianlemon6815
      @thebelgianlemon6815 4 года назад +55

      Just clicked on the video and I see this comment. Now I wanna see what it is.

    • @NerosKenbuk
      @NerosKenbuk 4 года назад +40

      Bruh how have you posted this comment 9 hours ago when I just saw this video get uploaded 2 minutes ago 🤯

    • @raf7711
      @raf7711 4 года назад +7

      Bruh

    • @TheMovieMerchant
      @TheMovieMerchant 4 года назад +5

      ?

    • @maxkemp5285
      @maxkemp5285 4 года назад +24

      Patreon

  • @gustavogarcia2538
    @gustavogarcia2538 4 года назад +5687

    *And no I'm not putting Emmitt Till on my stupid little kill count*
    +500 Respect

    • @Supreme_Jones
      @Supreme_Jones 4 года назад +131

      Yes respect

    • @cartinights.
      @cartinights. 4 года назад +71

      Indeed

    • @garconvoute3024
      @garconvoute3024 4 года назад +181

      It seems so obvious but I bet half the content creators here would not have questioned it

    • @gustavogarcia2538
      @gustavogarcia2538 4 года назад +165

      @@garconvoute3024 most likely not they wouldent know how to handle a strong topic so they woulda made a tasteless joke and moved on but i respect him for actually going Into it and not adding him to the count

    • @knqigaming3214
      @knqigaming3214 4 года назад +47

      that’s what i’m saying. that made me smile

  • @Jac-Man
    @Jac-Man 3 года назад +1594

    James’ single decision to not put Emmet on the Kill Count showed more respect towards that poor kid than this entire movie did. Then again, it’s not like it’d be difficult to outperform Tales From The Hood 2 in respectfulness. It’s not like the bar is set that high to begin with. But still, good on you, James. You da man.

    • @calebdonaldson7044
      @calebdonaldson7044 Год назад +1

      *the

    • @yoda5436
      @yoda5436 Год назад +20

      @@calebdonaldson7044you da man has been an expression for so long lol he can use da

    • @Obsidian_Enigma
      @Obsidian_Enigma 10 месяцев назад +7

      It seems par for the course, James didn’t count the historical kills in the First Tales from the Hood either

    • @Jac-Man
      @Jac-Man Месяц назад

      @@Obsidian_EnigmaTrue, true

    • @YJnNorth
      @YJnNorth 2 дня назад

      man ain’t no one care about it no kid

  • @zaccwiggins
    @zaccwiggins 2 года назад +471

    The fact that they reenacted the real life murder of an innocent child in a goofy horror movie to tell some nonsensical message is genuinely disgusting. And how it never clicked with them how messed up it was is even more so.

  • @cheeseburgerapocalypse7532
    @cheeseburgerapocalypse7532 4 года назад +3735

    In case nobody noticed, Simms's suit gets progressively redder throughout the movie.
    Same goes for James.

  • @simonervin7464
    @simonervin7464 4 года назад +1663

    Jesus christ the “lets get to the kills” segment was ABSOLUTE GOLD

    • @youowememe9851
      @youowememe9851 4 года назад +7

      profile picture bother

    • @jaketaller8567
      @jaketaller8567 4 года назад +10

      It leans a lot towards the first movie rather than the second one

    • @liammitchell8650
      @liammitchell8650 4 года назад +1

      Yes let’s get the ship!

    • @phatshotsgaming7578
      @phatshotsgaming7578 4 года назад +3

      A golden chainsaw ;)

    • @kreas6078
      @kreas6078 4 года назад +1

      The slowly getting louder yelling was gold and the ending :mathafakas.... Was just PERFECT

  • @Batmans_Pet_Goldfish
    @Batmans_Pet_Goldfish 4 года назад +4719

    "Respect the sacrifices." They say as they disrespect the sacrifices.

    • @mirandastewart3544
      @mirandastewart3544 4 года назад +136

      patrick howard
      I agree,
      plus it’s pretentious.

    • @may_vfx280
      @may_vfx280 4 года назад +18

      Sacrifice samoule

    • @Greenkitten45
      @Greenkitten45 4 года назад +256

      Plus, technically speaking, those people were murdered. Self-sacrifice, which the piece pitched their deaths as implies there was a level of choice, but the only ones who had any choice (as far as fighting the system goes) were the adults and even then I would contend they didn't want to be murdered.

    • @thelivingorange499
      @thelivingorange499 4 года назад +20

      The irony.

    • @quinnholloway5400
      @quinnholloway5400 4 года назад +86

      @kosmosrebell espically Emmitt and MLK who were killed for bullshit reasons
      Emmitt because a woman made up a story about him looking at her and whistling
      MLK cause he was peacefully trying to make things better

  • @carolinecheney
    @carolinecheney 9 месяцев назад +530

    Keith David was a witch doctor, a cat that can walk between dimensions, the devil, and now he's an ex overlord residing as a bar tender in a hotel meant to redeem sinners.

    • @_Yjkwrld_
      @_Yjkwrld_ 9 месяцев назад +19

      Hazbin Hotel yep

    • @adamdimitri2562
      @adamdimitri2562 8 месяцев назад +26

      Don't forget the Hellspawn who turns sinners into followers of The Devil

    • @thehandsomewolf599
      @thehandsomewolf599 8 месяцев назад +23

      He was also an alien that joined the humans to fight against a faction of religious
      Genocidal aliens that betrayed him

    • @Synthwra1th
      @Synthwra1th 8 месяцев назад +13

      Also a Giant Newt king and a US president

    • @maxtaylor5665
      @maxtaylor5665 8 месяцев назад +9

      He may also be a Thing

  • @youngblackmind4281
    @youngblackmind4281 4 года назад +5452

    I appreciate James for not adding Emmet into the kill count

  • @malkyyy3418
    @malkyyy3418 4 года назад +3310

    This had a lot more weird pregnancy stuff than I expected. Like a lot.

    • @alexandraschultz1481
      @alexandraschultz1481 4 года назад +160

      Lol reminds me of Snoop Dogs anthology movie where some dudes force fed a girl caviar until she exploded.

    • @ttalav22
      @ttalav22 4 года назад +6

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @lissienicole7355
      @lissienicole7355 4 года назад +54

      I haven’t even watched the video yet, but this is scaring me to the point that I don’t know if I wanna watch it or not XD

    • @ttalav22
      @ttalav22 4 года назад +6

      @@lissienicole7355 watch lol

    • @pelicanchampion8629
      @pelicanchampion8629 4 года назад +28

      You mean your reaction wasn’t... planned?
      YEAHHHHHHHH
      (Get it because he said expected like he’s pregnant lmao, okay I’ll head out)

  • @layahlayah5951
    @layahlayah5951 4 года назад +3023

    This movie feels like a history project...kinda doesn’t make sense, gets sloppy in the end, but all the points were crossed that were asked for so A+ from a tired teacher that stopped paying attention halfway through anyway.

    • @liamjensen7775
      @liamjensen7775 4 года назад +97

      Ouch, you murdered them dude

    • @ql5481
      @ql5481 4 года назад +11

      damnnnnnnnnnnn

    • @kimanndo_1
      @kimanndo_1 4 года назад +5

      Same here

    • @Piromysl359
      @Piromysl359 4 года назад +23

      When did pushing the agenda became a substitute for good writing?

    • @SyDock0X0
      @SyDock0X0 4 года назад

      good god 666 likes you are doomed

  • @MovieFan1912
    @MovieFan1912 3 года назад +207

    23:11-23:13 The delivery of that line by Keith David really puts a smile on my face. I would like to tell Dumas Beach “Don’t you disrespect him, little man!”

    • @JohnfoxyakaJEH
      @JohnfoxyakaJEH 9 месяцев назад +5

      Yes someone who knows one of Keith David’s other cool roles /voice acting’s in a move

    • @debradavies1351
      @debradavies1351 8 месяцев назад +4

      Husk as a overlord be like

    • @aethericgaming3747
      @aethericgaming3747 5 месяцев назад

      Spawn

    • @e..8
      @e..8 5 месяцев назад +2

      "Don't you derogate or deride!"

    • @alexconn7473
      @alexconn7473 2 месяца назад

      ​@@e..8 "you're in his world now not your world."

  • @atomicwrongs
    @atomicwrongs 4 года назад +2273

    As always, I super appreciate that James doesn't hesitate to call sexual assault by its name, regardless of the victims, perpetrators or circumstances. It's a sadly rare thing in media but it's very respectable to see.

    • @BLANKONTOP
      @BLANKONTOP 2 года назад +5

      You pointing it out, goes against the whole point.

    • @TheRita200
      @TheRita200 2 года назад +114

      @@BLANKONTOP it doesn't. it's ok to appreciate respectable actions

    • @manwhatdoiputhere
      @manwhatdoiputhere 2 года назад +11

      @@TheRita200 I despise your username but I agree with you

    • @Sillylilgrill
      @Sillylilgrill 2 года назад +6

      @cro ok?

    • @toniotrussardi8126
      @toniotrussardi8126 2 года назад +2

      @cro u like man kissing

  • @PrimmsHoodCinema
    @PrimmsHoodCinema 4 года назад +3448

    _Pimptitude_

    • @DeadMeat
      @DeadMeat  4 года назад +721

      Yo what up Primm!

    • @PrimmsHoodCinema
      @PrimmsHoodCinema 4 года назад +480

      @@DeadMeat Waddup Meat 👏🏿👏🏿 Great vid as usual !! This movie looks terrible tho, I'm never watching this sh*t 😭😭

    • @DeadMeat
      @DeadMeat  4 года назад +533

      Thanks! Fingers crossed the 3rd one will be way, way better.

    • @annettewilliams0219
      @annettewilliams0219 4 года назад +53

      Primm's Hood Cinema it was trash !! I was so disappointed

    • @seniorsteak9870
      @seniorsteak9870 4 года назад +81

      its primm he a all star

  • @markalexander3659
    @markalexander3659 3 года назад +3690

    There weren't "sacrifices", they didn't die voluntarily. They were victims of disgusting hate crimes.

    • @RJIS
      @RJIS 3 года назад +91

      Exactly

    • @davidfuller4110
      @davidfuller4110 3 года назад +84

      I think the Tales From the Hood 3 was scarier than this one. I liked the third one.

    • @firepuppies4086
      @firepuppies4086 3 года назад +182

      Technically they became martyrs because of their deaths. But the execution here was.. ugh

    • @jaimeelymm5706
      @jaimeelymm5706 3 года назад +5

      exactly

    • @SCP_Wandsman13_13
      @SCP_Wandsman13_13 3 года назад +32

      In a way, they were sacrifices for the betterment of treatment to African Americans. If they hadn't died, then the progress wouldn't have come until way later, or never at all. That's how I justify them saying sacrifices.

  • @davonherodw2480
    @davonherodw2480 3 года назад +1191

    Putting Emmett Till in this dumbass movie was disrespectful as fuck and mad respect for James for not putting him on the kill count

    • @acd6609
      @acd6609 2 года назад +86

      I literally have no idea what the fuck the writers of this movie where thinking. Shits a disgrace.

    • @bbydoll3253
      @bbydoll3253 2 года назад +3

      @@acd6609 can you explain why you feel that way don’t you understand the message it gave off ?

    • @acd6609
      @acd6609 2 года назад +74

      @@bbydoll3253 The story of Emmet Till doesn’t need to be turned into a profitable media work. Movies about real life instances of black traumatic events during segregation, tend to leave out many details, and often include things that never happened to “lighten up the mood” (for starters, there shouldn’t be any trying to “lighten up the mood” for his story because it’s not something to be sugarcoated. Plus we’ve had enough Black movies that are centered around slavery or racism. Black people have been waiting for more movies where that isn’t the focus for the longest time.

    • @bbydoll3253
      @bbydoll3253 2 года назад

      @@acd6609 I understand but all movies made of slavery are profitable and I find the message they gave out to be important because it’s a problem in the community

    • @acd6609
      @acd6609 2 года назад +36

      @@bbydoll3253 Okay but here’s the thing. They had emmet in the movie, made his ghost come back to life (they basically made someone cosplay as his spirit, which, if that doesn’t sound wrong to you idk what does)and made this character portrayal of him do stupid acting n shit.
      I can promise you that his mother or close relative that is currently living would not approve of it

  • @spibber983
    @spibber983 4 года назад +3029

    Vampire girls: *dont show up on tablet monitor*
    Also vampire girls: *shows up on tv monitor*
    Okay I get it

    • @jonathanjacob7557
      @jonathanjacob7557 4 года назад +90

      Vampires can’t be seen in mirrors or have there pictures taken. They can be active on social media but have the power to hide in the camera.

    • @auston781
      @auston781 4 года назад +3

      Duh.. lol jk

    • @burntbread12
      @burntbread12 4 года назад +8

      Seems legit

    • @bleachedraptor131
      @bleachedraptor131 3 года назад +5

      It just works

    • @cjwrench07
      @cjwrench07 3 года назад +24

      Isn’t it obvious? The vampires can only be seen, by cameras, when they turn their sparkling off. Everyone keeps forgetting vampires sparkle now.
      *Sparkle, Sparkle*

  • @eternalsymatree7921
    @eternalsymatree7921 4 года назад +434

    That “get to the numbers” bit was extremely cool ngl

    • @sharilshahed6106
      @sharilshahed6106 4 года назад +14

      especially those dudes in skeleton outfits dancing in the background. Love to know how they did that.

    • @blyzer7373
      @blyzer7373 4 года назад +16

      @@sharilshahed6106 It's just James on a green screen dancing in a skeleton costume and later he just copy and pasted them behind him.

    • @caketrevino5231
      @caketrevino5231 4 года назад

      Gave me mf chills

    • @cartinights.
      @cartinights. 4 года назад

      Fax

  • @TheChestnutBowl
    @TheChestnutBowl 4 года назад +950

    "If I was your master..."
    STOP
    I love Keith David's voice.

    • @StewyAdamRules
      @StewyAdamRules 4 года назад +17

      Everything is better with the Arbiter.

    • @amelialonelyfart8848
      @amelialonelyfart8848 4 года назад +49

      Ugh, the worst part is, that's not even really 'weird' or uncommon. I'm in an interacial couple and my partner sometimes wants me to hurt her and call her slurs and do racist stuff towards her, which the very idea of doing something like that to _anyone_ makes me deeply uncomfortable, much less the lady of my dreams. Thankfully, she respects me enough to never persue that.

    • @davidhenderson1659
      @davidhenderson1659 4 года назад +45

      @@amelialonelyfart8848 No it's still uncommon. It sounds like she's into BDSM and humiliation not really in the actual racial stuff.

    • @StewyAdamRules
      @StewyAdamRules 3 года назад +17

      @@amelialonelyfart8848 Yeah, that's one of those things where if you're close enough and you both know where the boundaries are, could I guess be okay within specific private circumstances if that's her thing, but if you're not comfortable with it then yeah it's not something you should do, and it's good she doesn't force it on you.

    • @KazumiKuwabara
      @KazumiKuwabara 3 года назад +22

      I literally just curled into a ball going "WHYWHYWHYWHY W H Y Y Y???" This is so bad, and yet SO MANY DUDES STILL THINK THIS IS A KINKY IDEA!

  • @Gentleman_Nebula
    @Gentleman_Nebula 3 года назад +936

    It warms my heart how caring James is he broke his own rules BC he feels uncomfortable counting an extreamly horrible racial murder on his kill count
    He really does want us to be good people
    Edit:holy shit thx for all these likes I. Amazed and impressed w all of you

    • @petepeterson5917
      @petepeterson5917 3 года назад +28

      Seriously, how the hell did nobody look at that story and say "Yeah, let's maybe not."?
      In fact how did any of these stories make it!?

    • @Simplykiebby
      @Simplykiebby 3 года назад +9

      @@petepeterson5917 The best part was Keith Davis.

    • @Brantonellis
      @Brantonellis 3 года назад

      He doesn’t want to get monetized

    • @Gentleman_Nebula
      @Gentleman_Nebula 3 года назад

      @@Brantonellis um explain what u meant by that

    • @Brantonellis
      @Brantonellis 3 года назад

      @@Gentleman_Nebula If you don’t understand what I said, not my problem sorry…

  • @nastusalmander
    @nastusalmander 4 года назад +934

    It’s disheartening how much of a mess this is, the sacrifice one is very distasteful

    • @whimsybomb7929
      @whimsybomb7929 4 года назад +50

      I have to agree with you, and I really enjoyed the first Tales from the Hood.

    • @cryptidproductions3160
      @cryptidproductions3160 4 года назад +38

      The vibe I'm getting from this movie is the studio that footed the bill took "preachy sells" away from Jordan's serious work and forced them to make as blatantly preachy as they could, even if it meant being completely distasteful in how far it went.
      Unfortunately seems to have worked because critics ate that shit up and it has a 75% critic score on RT to this day.

    • @nastusalmander
      @nastusalmander 4 года назад +22

      @@cryptidproductions3160 that’s crazy, this movie is a fraction of the quality the first one had. That’s tragic

    • @SiRenfield
      @SiRenfield 4 года назад +16

      @@nastusalmander At the risk of sound like one of those assholes that tries to accuse everyone of having “identity politics”...it is likely that the critics rated it more for the message that the actual content, probably scared that people would think they were racist if they gave it a bad review

    • @BeardFaceSuper
      @BeardFaceSuper 4 года назад +17

      @@SiRenfield That's how "professional critics" work now.

  • @iamatn3317
    @iamatn3317 4 года назад +3369

    Not only was the writing in this movie awful the acting was equally terrible. I feel sorry for Keith David because he’s amazing and his agent should be fired lol.

    • @shumishu6019
      @shumishu6019 3 года назад +207

      I can just tell the frustration Keith David showed in the movie wasn’t entirely acting

    • @seantds619
      @seantds619 3 года назад +76

      If they make another movie or do that TV series they've been thinking about and they bring back Mr. Simms, I would absolutely LOVE if they brought Keith David back and gave him something good to work with.

    • @jessicamace-ball9235
      @jessicamace-ball9235 3 года назад +45

      I felt sorry for Keith David when he stared in (what can be known as the most shitst zombie films ever)rage 51 or 15, he doesn't appear till half way through I hate it when i see great actors in shit movies.

    • @EyelessRaven
      @EyelessRaven 3 года назад +52

      Keith was the only reason I watched this.

    • @jessicamace-ball9235
      @jessicamace-ball9235 3 года назад +8

      @@EyelessRaven Same.

  • @bartrailblockett7458
    @bartrailblockett7458 4 года назад +315

    "This ain't no Lets Play, this ain't no mukbang neither!"
    That was by FAR the most BRILLIANT intro to "The Kills" I've ever seen. Good shit man

    • @xxdangerousshotxx
      @xxdangerousshotxx 4 года назад +26

      Ah, the shit.

    • @LouisLeGros
      @LouisLeGros 4 года назад +8

      The 3 From Hell one was also great, they are definitely improving over time.

    • @bartrailblockett7458
      @bartrailblockett7458 4 года назад +2

      LouisLeGros very true 👌🏾 I’ve seen every Kill Count multiple times and he’s only getting better 🤷🏾‍♂️

    • @Chitownhomestead
      @Chitownhomestead 4 года назад

      Well outro...

    • @bartrailblockett7458
      @bartrailblockett7458 4 года назад +1

      Shay A or intro.. to “The Kills” which is a different segment with its own outro and pie chart 🤷🏾‍♂️
      Why ppl gotta come with negativity? He always closes with “be good ppl” 🤷🏾‍♂️

  • @douglasmarshall6661
    @douglasmarshall6661 3 года назад +291

    Okay as wierdly mishandled a lot of that last story seems, I'll admit "beaten to death by alternate universe Klan patrol" is a pretty hilarious cause of death

    • @MovieFan1912
      @MovieFan1912 3 года назад +41

      That would look pretty funny and bizarre on a tombstone.

    • @EddieHawkinsII
      @EddieHawkinsII 2 года назад +46

      Let us take a moment to process that “beaten to death by alternate universe Klan Patrol” is a phrase that exists.

  • @xavierharris6954
    @xavierharris6954 4 года назад +939

    I didn’t like the Emit Till being included into the movie. I would have rather had the director use a fictional scenario

    • @vodoumyers
      @vodoumyers 3 года назад +3

      What was so bad about Emmett Till being included???

    • @moss_yt
      @moss_yt 3 года назад +169

      @@vodoumyers That he was a real human victim and they wrote fanfic about him in a goofy gory horror movie featuring Robocop.

    • @kohlcooke8789
      @kohlcooke8789 3 года назад +97

      @@vodoumyers because they used him as a horror prop in a not very serious movie. seems pretty insensitive and uncomfortable. same with the Birmingham bombing girls and all the other people from the Civil Rights Movement. why does this silly, weird movie need to include very real, very tragic deaths to serve the plot?

    • @vodoumyers
      @vodoumyers 3 года назад +24

      @@kohlcooke8789 You got a point there. But one thing we can be proud of is that he wasn't added to The Kill Count.

    • @neardarkroad1347
      @neardarkroad1347 3 года назад +2

      @@vodoumyers ehh. its not on the level of "can be proud", I think.

  • @NostalgiaMan
    @NostalgiaMan 4 года назад +2570

    Now that is a solid Jacket. I was thinking of a nice David Pumpkins jacket myself but that is a classic Gomez Adams look. BTW the Adams Family actually has some kills in the movies.

    • @Dudenut2007
      @Dudenut2007 4 года назад +12

      Why does your channel have a bunch of Nickelodeon stuff

    • @Primis1
      @Primis1 4 года назад +11

      Conner Meese nostalgia

    • @Nasmafiaa
      @Nasmafiaa 4 года назад +2

      Why are you top comment here

    • @antenmanakhelo
      @antenmanakhelo 4 года назад +5

      Dude just comment and go, not comment two times

    • @BKD_Edits
      @BKD_Edits 4 года назад +3

      From a guy with nickelodeon stuff on his channel.. Im sure suprised to see you on every ducking video of James.

  • @Sarx1
    @Sarx1 4 года назад +1224

    You know a movie sucks when even Keith David's herculean acting shoulders can't carry it.

    • @azizahamura2592
      @azizahamura2592 4 года назад +92

      He must have have appeared as a favor or like 90% of the budget went into paying him

    • @ItsButterBean1020
      @ItsButterBean1020 4 года назад +11

      It’s like Jeremy Irons in D and D
      The man really needed that sweet cash for his film

    • @kaiserkiefer1760
      @kaiserkiefer1760 4 года назад +12

      All you have to do to get Keith David to play in your film is let him be the top screen in Halo.

    • @kyledgoalby4456
      @kyledgoalby4456 4 года назад +1

      @@kaiserkiefer1760 oh and Keith david was in saints row and halo as arbiter

    • @lewistran1
      @lewistran1 4 года назад +8

      @@kyledgoalby4456 I don't get what relevance your comment has to Kaiser. He knows Keith voices The Arbiter

  • @CosmicToad5000
    @CosmicToad5000 3 года назад +95

    The fact this movie is so preachy ends up doing a full circle to the point where it’s so preachy and obvious that if fails to actually highlight the problem in society and instead creates these bizarrely over the top situations with people who are more psychotic than racist.

  • @dfdhf13
    @dfdhf13 4 года назад +677

    Fun fact, ever since watching Kill Counts I wasn’t that much into horror. Now I’m obsessed

  • @TheJthedog
    @TheJthedog 4 года назад +1508

    The second I heard “and the real life story of emmett till” not only did I instantly knew this last story was going to be shit but literally had to rewind the video a solid minute because I zoned out trying to process Wtf I just heard. Including actually deaths in this movie was a horrible idea and you earned even more of my respect for not including any of them In the count James.

    • @animeotaku307
      @animeotaku307 4 года назад +84

      Yeah. I know they did something similar in the first movie, but it was quick shots of historical footage and didn't linger long enough on them to go from "uncomfortable, but with a purpose" to "just no."

    • @TheJthedog
      @TheJthedog 4 года назад +46

      @@animeotaku307 but that was done in a way that it gets a pass as it had a message involved in it, the Emmett Till story had a message so mixed it come off worse

    • @animeotaku307
      @animeotaku307 4 года назад +27

      @@TheJthedog My point. They didn't make the historic stuff the focus of the story or imply that the people had to die for the sake of progress. They just said "gang violence is just as bad as this." Which is fair.

    • @TheJthedog
      @TheJthedog 4 года назад +20

      @@animeotaku307 oh, that makes more sense lol. Your comment did make me realize though that the messages are completely different in those cases, one is treated as “they didn’t have to die” while the other was treated as “they had to die,” that point kinda makes the latter point seem.....studio interference-like

    • @animeotaku307
      @animeotaku307 4 года назад +11

      @@TheJthedog It really does.
      I know that progress is often built on tragedy (more low-key example, the fire safety code was born from the ashes of the Triangle Shirtwaist factory fire and the workers who died in it), but implying that people should die for it is pretty awful. Like, if Emmett Till did apologize to save his own life, that shouldn't be treated as shameful or like the Civil Rights Movement wouldn't happen without his death (I feel like it was inevitable; his death just ended up being the push that kicked it off). He was a boy who shouldn't have been put in that position to begin with.

  • @scorpiouskrimson
    @scorpiouskrimson 4 года назад +691

    When I think I can't love James any more than I already do, I find out he's a fan of Gorillaz.

    • @ezekielharris5727
      @ezekielharris5727 4 года назад +20

      Ikr? One more thing to add onto the list of reasons why we love James.
      Also, what did you think of Pink Phantom?

    • @reddragoon54
      @reddragoon54 4 года назад +6

      Pink phantom is a really nice song for me UwU

    • @scorpiouskrimson
      @scorpiouskrimson 4 года назад +9

      @@ezekielharris5727 I've not listened to it yet, I've been busy since it came out so I've not had the chance. Seeing Elton John in the Gorillaz style was weird but cool, though.

    • @peytonlopez5291
      @peytonlopez5291 4 года назад +4

      @@ezekielharris5727 i loved pink phantom

    • @ethanbrown2900
      @ethanbrown2900 4 года назад +3

      You should replace anymore with any more. Not being able to love him anymore means you've lost interest, unless that's your intent.

  • @CalifornianCuttlefish
    @CalifornianCuttlefish 2 года назад +173

    Keith David is a phenomenal actor, not only can he sing (Friends on the other side from Princess and The Frog), he's also hilarious (There's something about Mary), he's in video games (Spawn in MK11), and in Cartoons! (Adventure Time as Flame King)

    • @JayT364
      @JayT364 Год назад +19

      He was Spawn in the animated series long before voicing him again in MK11 but yeah I agree with you. Keith is a true legend.

    • @CalifornianCuttlefish
      @CalifornianCuttlefish Год назад +3

      @@JayT364 yeah

    • @DanialTarki
      @DanialTarki Год назад +7

      He’s also Tombstone.

    • @CalifornianCuttlefish
      @CalifornianCuttlefish Год назад +2

      @@DanialTarki oh crap he is

    • @syndrette
      @syndrette Год назад +8

      And now he's Husk

  • @JakeDriver
    @JakeDriver 4 года назад +334

    Regardless of the quality of the movie, James always brings his A game.

    • @thegermangal9120
      @thegermangal9120 4 года назад +1

      Have you seen his Kill Count for I'll always know what you did last summer?

    • @notok7840
      @notok7840 4 года назад

      Yea his A. Janisse game. I seen what you did there

    • @JakeDriver
      @JakeDriver 4 года назад

      NotOK it wasn’t a pun. Purely coincidental.

    • @Gamerdude-mg9oi
      @Gamerdude-mg9oi 4 года назад

      He always looks sharp and making sense for the movies. Its so cool

    • @Scout-164
      @Scout-164 4 года назад

      So does Bruce Campbell. Still, Campbell is an awesome actor.

  • @juniorayala185
    @juniorayala185 4 года назад +617

    Me: How bad could the last story be?
    James: The story of a pregnant interracial couple
    Me: Ok not to bad
    James: And the real life story of Emmett till
    Me: Oh, hell no!

    • @Papohawkiscool11No.2
      @Papohawkiscool11No.2 Месяц назад +1

      The only parts I like in tales 2 is Keith David

    • @Nicky2414
      @Nicky2414 Месяц назад

      ​​@@Papohawkiscool11No.2 I can relate to that. I love Keith David.

    • @Papohawkiscool11No.2
      @Papohawkiscool11No.2 Месяц назад

      @@Nicky2414 he in hazbin hotel as husk the cat

  • @midnightmythos
    @midnightmythos 4 года назад +451

    The tale with all the people who died for the civil rights movement was morally reprehensible, I can't believe how it was framed and how real life deaths were used as a plot tool.

    • @MovieFan1912
      @MovieFan1912 3 года назад +24

      I am as appalled as you are that all of these people who gave their lives to improve those of others through the Civil Rights Movement were worked into a movie where a woman makes love to a giant doll and vampires that hunt Internet predators. I think Cundieff and Scott meant well, but should have done better with this movie.
      Especially the last story, which doesn’t make any sense. One man supporting a politician who wants to repress voting rights means that history as we know it would be changed for the worse? Did I miss something?

  • @burger_man_gus669
    @burger_man_gus669 3 года назад +61

    Are we gonna ignore that Keith David is the voice actor of Spawn? Because HOLY SHIT he does a good job as Spawn in both the animated series, games, and even in MK11

    • @TheGrimoiresVoice
      @TheGrimoiresVoice 2 года назад +8

      If I remember correctly, Mr. David himself said that Spawn was one of his favorite roles.

  • @loki7737
    @loki7737 4 года назад +227

    Can we appreciate that James actually changes his outfit to fit the outfit in the Film? He even does it in the right steps where only the tie is red at first

  • @OddOneOut665
    @OddOneOut665 4 года назад +412

    Believe it or Not, Spike Lee came back as Executive Producer. His 40 Acres and a Mule Production still backed this sequel up...

    • @GR-nz3om
      @GR-nz3om 4 года назад

      Dafuq

    • @robashley8216
      @robashley8216 4 года назад

      40 acres and a mule seems a bit on the nose doesn't it?

  • @sauceobtainer2849
    @sauceobtainer2849 4 года назад +2152

    The whole Emmett Till thing was soooo wack and disrespectful. They should be ashamed of themselves.

    • @RedrumZombies
      @RedrumZombies 4 года назад +31

      Got me tearing up

    • @Newwaytoofeelthepain
      @Newwaytoofeelthepain 4 года назад +60

      Haunting of Sharon Tate vibes...

    • @freashswagg1
      @freashswagg1 4 года назад +4

      😂😂😂😂 seems like a personal opinion

    • @sauceobtainer2849
      @sauceobtainer2849 4 года назад +9

      @@Newwaytoofeelthepain exactly

    • @ColonizerChan
      @ColonizerChan 4 года назад +98

      Like I get where they were coming from, but that story was pretty fucked up to think to bring up that level of sensitive material.

  • @kcajandkyrunwalker-smith5089
    @kcajandkyrunwalker-smith5089 3 года назад +66

    I like how you understood the history of Emmit Till and decided it wasn't appropriate to add to your kill count.

  • @derekmensch3601
    @derekmensch3601 4 года назад +291

    Keith Davids voice and acting make literally everything significantly better

    • @elleletric
      @elleletric 4 года назад +4

      Everything!!

    • @micheldejong1813
      @micheldejong1813 4 года назад +6

      Yeah, but he's got friends on the other side.

    • @MimicRD
      @MimicRD 4 года назад +3

      He plays one of my favorite video game characters, the Arbiter

    • @derekmensch3601
      @derekmensch3601 4 года назад +2

      @@MimicRD oh trust me. I know. Thel vadam himself

    • @Arcangel2992
      @Arcangel2992 4 года назад

      RAMIREZ, TAKE THIS THROWING KNIFE AND TAKE DOWN THAT AC130!

  • @StickySauce101
    @StickySauce101 4 года назад +598

    why did they think Sacrifices was a good idea? inserting real-world martyrs into your horror movie is not a good idea.. especially when the message seems to be "well in order for progress to happen innocent people have to keep dying" - which is fked up.

    • @StickySauce101
      @StickySauce101 4 года назад +87

      @@Visitormassacre also of all characters to turn into a horror movie antagonist Emmett Till is among the most disrespectful ones you could pick, the poor kid was killed simply because he told his kidnappers he was as good as any White Man so Hood 2 decides to depict him as a ghost that is willing to kill an unborn baby if the father doesn't die.. then they bring MLK into it, a man who died because he was a strict pacifist.. to suggest Till and MLK would be okay with taking the life of unborn babies is.. well let's just say I was very surprised such a concept was written by African-American directors.

    • @dondon5011
      @dondon5011 4 года назад +27

      @@StickySauce101 Ye, that whole segment was one big head scratcher, and made zero sense from a morals lecture standpoint. The implications alone are pretty twisted themselves.

    • @StickySauce101
      @StickySauce101 4 года назад +30

      @@dondon5011 tbh the entire film was very messed up for a production made by an African-American crew.. now I know everyone has different views and maybe they thought they were making a statement but this sequel had so many very weird choices.. a Golly doll demon that makes babies with a White girl after violently killing her brother and friend was already pretty tasteless but then they added real-world civil rights leaders and victims of racial violence (as antagonists no less).. it just seemed to cross a certain border it really shouldn't of.. if they wanted a pure exploitation film they could of just done that but even then adding MLK and Emmet Till to a film that also has a killer Golly doll in it just seems like something South Park would do, not a "Hood" film..

    • @shabingnormal3983
      @shabingnormal3983 4 года назад

      Shush we don’t listen to that here

    • @dondon5011
      @dondon5011 4 года назад +5

      @@StickySauce101 The Golly doll demon could have easily played out like that old horror movie with the puppet master, and puppets that defend him.

  • @solidzaku2
    @solidzaku2 4 года назад +585

    One of the worst movies offset by the inarguably best 'get to the numbers' ever.

    • @Larissawesome
      @Larissawesome 4 года назад +9

      He had to compensate for it somehow.

    • @willstephens2059
      @willstephens2059 4 года назад +2

      Tieoni Smalls just you then that movie is ass

    • @HaveSomeHalloweenSpirit
      @HaveSomeHalloweenSpirit 4 года назад +2

      Worst movies? You haven't seen his reaction to "I still know what you did last summer", did you?

    • @hyperfixationcentral6200
      @hyperfixationcentral6200 4 года назад +2

      @BRAVOZULU DWEST boathouse here's what you're looking for
      🧚‍♀️✨attention✨🧚‍♀️

  • @bobana3105
    @bobana3105 2 года назад +47

    16:47 god damn this is why we love you, James.

  • @normoo2005
    @normoo2005 4 года назад +155

    Does James have like an entire storage unit of Horror props

    • @andrufuentes5819
      @andrufuentes5819 4 года назад +7

      Then he walks in and hes like "guys...wheres the chucky doll...."

  • @rnspurgn3015
    @rnspurgn3015 4 года назад +784

    Can we acknowledge that not a single one of these stories actually took place in the hood 🤦‍♂️

    • @OriginTruthAndFinality
      @OriginTruthAndFinality 4 года назад +58

      That's the sad part

    • @BadWolfProduction100
      @BadWolfProduction100 4 года назад +22

      The one where the medium ended up possessed is kind of a hood story at the start.

    • @rnspurgn3015
      @rnspurgn3015 4 года назад +36

      @MandaPanda they were in that warehouse for like 2 seconds in the beginning of that story. Doesn’t count

    • @mookiedt
      @mookiedt 4 года назад +5

      @Negro Rican Truth.

    • @michaelmyers457
      @michaelmyers457 4 года назад +1

      Point taken

  • @shawnstevanovski4755
    @shawnstevanovski4755 4 года назад +273

    "this ain't no let's play, this ain't no mukbang either this is kill count." lol that was funny as hell

  • @jeremyusreevu237
    @jeremyusreevu237 3 года назад +173

    As someone who is deathly afraid of broken glass, Gore's death was absolutely horrifying to watch.

    • @angxllx8586
      @angxllx8586 3 года назад +13

      Same dude I’ve always hated broken glass

    • @itsjustme8947
      @itsjustme8947 Год назад

      You suffer from spasmenagaliaphobia (yes, that's a real phobia).

  • @empressink_
    @empressink_ 4 года назад +3508

    The reenactment of Emmitt Till's story was disrespectful. These people should be ashamed of themselves.

    • @appalachiabrauchfrau
      @appalachiabrauchfrau 3 года назад +156

      @@asherbh_sings respect the doors opened that were closed more like
      and don't pin it on kids needless deaths

    • @nataliealphonse4634
      @nataliealphonse4634 3 года назад +169

      FR I want surprised by the last short but I was disappointed. Way to glorify horrible death and murder as long as a change occurs guys

    • @adamseward3567
      @adamseward3567 3 года назад +243

      The first time I heard the Emmitt Till story was from Dave Chapelle, a comedian, and he was more respectful than this.

    • @Sillimant_
      @Sillimant_ 3 года назад +23

      there are so many jokes that could be made with that username and profile picture combo

    • @mufasa5288
      @mufasa5288 3 года назад +15

      Ahs:🏃🏻‍♂️

  • @LivinMyJeffLife
    @LivinMyJeffLife 4 года назад +282

    Keith David was also Dr. Facilier in
    "Princess & the Frog."
    He sang "Friends on the Other Side"
    Side Note: I know James already knows this😁 just a fun fact.

    • @raziele92
      @raziele92 4 года назад +12

      He's also the Arbiter in the Halo series, and Spawn in the HBO animated series.

    • @recreationcomics7226
      @recreationcomics7226 4 года назад +10

      I love the princess and the frog ngl and I didn’t even know that the guys name was Dr Faciler I just called him the shadow man

    • @JDX_05
      @JDX_05 4 года назад +5

      He was also
      FUCKING SPAWN
      Ps. I love spawn

    • @jaxnstone1738
      @jaxnstone1738 4 года назад

      i actually didn’t know that lol, i always knew him as spawn

    • @yaboifabio2979
      @yaboifabio2979 4 года назад +4

      H311STORM I could be tripping but does he voice Spawn in Mortal kombat 11as well? I knew I heard his voice somewhere and honestly that’s the only thing I can think he would have been in, if true that’s sick as all hell

  • @rubyrose9258
    @rubyrose9258 4 года назад +100

    23:37 James omg
    BEST "Lets get to the numbers" EVER

    • @iowsiam492
      @iowsiam492 4 года назад +1

      For me it comes in a close second behind 3 From Hell

    • @vectors__hot2937
      @vectors__hot2937 4 года назад +1

      HOW ARE 10 HOURS EARLY???

    • @tronmaster5704
      @tronmaster5704 4 года назад +2

      @@vectors__hot2937 Probably a supporter on Patreon.

    • @sebchambers6055
      @sebchambers6055 4 года назад +1

      Querain for me it’s good but nowhere near as good as the 3 from Hell one in my opinion

    • @iowsiam492
      @iowsiam492 4 года назад +1

      @@sebchambers6055 yeah i know...thats what i said

  • @jessejibran3508
    @jessejibran3508 3 года назад +34

    It's something minor, but coming back to this, I'm really happy James didnt put Emmett on count. It's something I can see being overlooked by someone who doesnt have the same sort of care for the content. Having boundaries like that speaks a lot about James

  • @anthonyeffect
    @anthonyeffect 4 года назад +892

    This movie looked like hot garbage but this is officially my favorite “to the numbers” transition now

    • @Redhood11667
      @Redhood11667 4 года назад +10

      watch the next kill count

    • @xafronicajones
      @xafronicajones 4 года назад +4

      “to the numbers” is my least favorite part. i normally skip it

    • @jjkilhij9531
      @jjkilhij9531 4 года назад +4

      Xafronica Jones-Puijn 😳

    • @denellgraves2397
      @denellgraves2397 4 года назад +9

      The first Tales from the Hood is was definitely better than the second one

    • @craigwapples4200
      @craigwapples4200 4 года назад +1

      Lol same

  • @akiyahdorsey
    @akiyahdorsey 4 года назад +88

    Much respect to you James for not including Emmitt Till in the kill count

  • @thememeestfilmbuff
    @thememeestfilmbuff 4 года назад +182

    I think this is the best time to mention how much I appreciate how James teaches us about social acceptance while still entertaining us. I feel like James actually cares about making a very accepting place for the horror community, since he makes sure that he can talk about gender and race issues in the most respectful of ways when necessary. But he never forgets that ultimately the video also needs to be funny, and also how ultimately his opinion about the film’s quality is separate from the politics of it. So even though he really doesn’t like this movie I am very sure that he respects the social messaging of the film itself.
    *So while I myself am very accepting of others I can appreciate how James makes the effort to never bog down his audience with politics in sacrifice of the enjoyability of the video.*

    • @tonypeppermint5329
      @tonypeppermint5329 4 года назад +6

      Yep.

    • @jadebethel7556
      @jadebethel7556 4 года назад +1

      That’s what makes this kill count tolerable cause this movie is trash

    • @lucinae8512
      @lucinae8512 4 года назад

      Real life deaths not only don't work within the context of the story, but presenting them with statistics and charts for entertainment or politics is just wrong.

    • @thememeestfilmbuff
      @thememeestfilmbuff 4 года назад +3

      David C well you can appreciate someone without calling them a hero. I just appreciate how he creates a safe-space for people. Like he doesn’t want to be canceled in any sense because for him if he was canceled than that would be for something that goes against his goal of making a safe place for people of any race or gender. I genuinely believe that he won’t be the type to be fine with doing something horrible until he get the consequences of being canceled.

    • @queens_get_the_money87
      @queens_get_the_money87 4 года назад

      People dont wanna be tolerated they wanna be appreciated and valued

  • @sandravanhalewijk477
    @sandravanhalewijk477 3 года назад +61

    Wow, you already had my respect, but by not putting Emmitt Till on the kill count, you gained my max respect! Good job James

  • @gary1315
    @gary1315 4 года назад +509

    Honestly, I not sure how I feel about the whole Emmet Till being in this movie thing. Also, in case you weren’t aware, Emmet never actually whistled at the woman he was accused of whistling at. She felt compelled to “testify” against him because of “social pressures”. A complete travesty, and tragedy that shed light on the brutality facing the black populace of the US in the pre-civil rights era. Alright guys, as James says, be good people.

    • @thebowler5506
      @thebowler5506 4 года назад +57

      It just feels kind of disrespectful to the guy honestly

    • @wubnub
      @wubnub 4 года назад +8

      my 5th grade teacher's dad knew Emmet Till

    • @gary1315
      @gary1315 4 года назад +31

      Gamer's Gazette Exactly. Like it’s taking his memory in vain. There were much more tactful ways of handling that whole segment.

    • @quinnholloway5400
      @quinnholloway5400 4 года назад +40

      He wasn't even a sacrifice like this segment claims
      He was just a young man who got beaten by some assholes all because of one woman who felt 'that she had to testify' or whatever
      He isnt some martyr, he was just a kid who got horribly beaten
      He should never have died, but he didn't ask for this fate, he was no sacrifice, was just a kid who was killed by scumbags who were clinging to a ideal that needed to die out

    • @SLOESIPPA
      @SLOESIPPA 4 года назад +10

      The 1st movie was gold. This is Embarrassing and pretty fucked off using Emmett Till as a character.

  • @Dejounte_Murray.
    @Dejounte_Murray. 4 года назад +1074

    You know he is serious when he calls his Kill Count "stupid"

    • @ThoughtsOfaDyingNihilist
      @ThoughtsOfaDyingNihilist 3 года назад +8

      I wanna like but it’s at 69

    • @Dejounte_Murray.
      @Dejounte_Murray. 3 года назад

      @@ThoughtsOfaDyingNihilist Lol

    • @briangordon2955
      @briangordon2955 3 года назад +2

      @Boruto Uzumaki It's the weed number.

    • @andrewdieu1288
      @andrewdieu1288 3 года назад +2

      @@briangordon2955 420 is the “weed number”, 69 is a adult pleasure position if you know what I mean

    • @briangordon2955
      @briangordon2955 3 года назад

      @@andrewdieu1288 Yeah, I just wanted to see if I could out any fellow TripleJump fans in the comments seeing as it's been a running joke with them to refer to them the wrong way round.

  • @dragonofg.d.streetprison1265
    @dragonofg.d.streetprison1265 4 года назад +423

    This movie is like if one of those Boondocks movie parodies was made real.

    • @BroomPusher2024
      @BroomPusher2024 4 года назад +26

      BET is at it again. Those fiends.

    • @Zekana0
      @Zekana0 4 года назад +42

      though the parodies would still be more respectful then that last story was.

    • @logannottheonefrommarvel9917
      @logannottheonefrommarvel9917 3 года назад +8

      Looks like something out of Season 4 alright

  • @devanfortier800
    @devanfortier800 2 года назад +27

    Keith David could make a B movie an academy award winning film if he put the work in . That man is a national treasure.

  • @piersonkainz8286
    @piersonkainz8286 4 года назад +337

    The start of the third story doesn’t make sense because they were vampires so how did they send videos to them

    • @kageyamasshoes877
      @kageyamasshoes877 4 года назад +8

      fr

    • @UnknownFeng
      @UnknownFeng 4 года назад +3

      Yes!! Cuban bee!!

    • @makintosh2458
      @makintosh2458 4 года назад +33

      Also how did they show up on the monitor in the end?

    • @CurtyTails
      @CurtyTails 4 года назад +27

      Wow they really didnt give a shit about good storytelling or continuity...just lecturing the audience

    • @thewanderingronin1924
      @thewanderingronin1924 4 года назад +5

      Yeah this movie just made fun of the great first movie

  • @justinnunez3492
    @justinnunez3492 4 года назад +72

    Shoutout to chelsea for being the dancing skeleton lol

  • @ByronHendersonOfficial
    @ByronHendersonOfficial 4 года назад +386

    This movie was a let down, but at least I got to see Keith David. So it wasn't too bad.

  • @radrich227
    @radrich227 3 года назад +23

    Nice to see that you followed the ever so subtle color change of Mr. Simm's outfit, from Black to Red as the movie, and your video, progresses. I added this trivia item to IMDb back in February 2020.

    • @ronburgundy244
      @ronburgundy244 2 года назад +2

      It's the one clever thing in this entire movie.

  • @saugesmith2760
    @saugesmith2760 4 года назад +424

    This movie is pretty disappointing, like what even the fuck was the first short story, the second one was also weird (and why did they show up on the phone and monitor but not the tablet), the third wasn't too bad I guess but an innocent-ish dude (well he was a fake medium but yeah) kind of just lost his body, and the fourth was just weird too, like having real people who died in such a way in such a goofy movie just feels wrong, all of it seemed just super heavy handed and kind of off putting, the first it just superior in every way. But I guess that's just my opinion.

    • @voldo492002
      @voldo492002 4 года назад +2

      100% agree

    • @RocRolWriter
      @RocRolWriter 4 года назад +25

      I didn't understand any of the four stories, but that last one in particular is especially twisted. How did Emmett "decide to live"? Apologize when he hadn't done anything wrong? Somehow magically got up after his fatal beating, patched himself up and went home? Just plain stepped out of reality?

    • @thaholybibizzlev1356
      @thaholybibizzlev1356 4 года назад +7

      @@RocRolWriter I think by decided to live they meant apologise for the thing he didnt do, idk kinda thought that was clear.

    • @iHaveTheDocuments
      @iHaveTheDocuments 4 года назад +14

      It's what happens when they're desperate to push bullshit politics and forget it's supposed to be a movie. These ppl are obsessed with race.

    • @Quandry1
      @Quandry1 4 года назад +7

      @@RocRolWriter The whole movie had problems like that in it. Inconsistancies in the vampires. The silly stuff with the doll. The stuff with the Medium. Pretty much all of the set piece story that the 4 stories were told inside of. it was all heavy handed BS politics and nonsensical plotholes.

  • @Gunman610
    @Gunman610 4 года назад +140

    "Keith David will remember that". Was that a Telltale Games reference? I love these deep cuts.

  • @Hannah-ks5fn
    @Hannah-ks5fn 4 года назад +632

    But... how did those girls appear on a monitor if a camera can't see them?

    • @CyberSubZero0
      @CyberSubZero0 4 года назад +38

      uhhh.. yes

    • @magenta7390
      @magenta7390 4 года назад +16

      My guess is that they enchanted it, which they couldn’t do with the guys’ camera because, well, they were knocked out by drugs.

    • @LudlowSRK
      @LudlowSRK 4 года назад +12

      Plot device.

    • @JonSnow-yf1gl
      @JonSnow-yf1gl 4 года назад +20

      Because writing is hard and the people who made this movie aren't good at.it

    • @punklover99
      @punklover99 4 года назад +1

      I asked the same question

  • @orphanjaccount
    @orphanjaccount 3 года назад +66

    My favorite things about this movie:
    1. The fact that the guy's name is Dumass Beach
    2. Just...the word pimptitude
    3. The gore (obviously)
    everything else kinda sucked and kinda made it seem like people who died because of awful hate crimes were willingly sacrificing themselves. So, kind of not so great.

  • @thriddy8191
    @thriddy8191 4 года назад +369

    I'm so confused on how the hell the Doll impregnated that girl

    • @frog1405
      @frog1405 4 года назад +50

      Uhhh... magic? I think? Uhh... probably best not to question it actually.

    • @laronrosser294
      @laronrosser294 4 года назад +27

      Let me tell you about the birds and the bees

    • @jbktpl1245
      @jbktpl1245 4 года назад +30

      @@laronrosser294 The flowers and these trees. 😉

    • @AdorkableDemon
      @AdorkableDemon 4 года назад +26

      It was like Chucky: Anatomically correct.

    • @sophisticatedyoungman8113
      @sophisticatedyoungman8113 4 года назад +7

      Laid down doll pipe

  • @luiscortazar6291
    @luiscortazar6291 4 года назад +513

    Ok I don't get why the white College girl even had that racist doll as a kid. She would have been born in the late 90s or something. Maybe she got it from her grand parents or something. I can understand a kid not getting that the doll was racist, but non of the parents or her friend said anything or explained why the doll is bad?

    • @blackyoung2134
      @blackyoung2134 4 года назад +60

      Her family was probably low key racist.

    • @arcillabration7354
      @arcillabration7354 4 года назад +109

      @@blackyoung2134 *high key

    • @AFarmerCalledChicken
      @AFarmerCalledChicken 4 года назад +59

      Flea market? Kids don't know something is racist, and parents who don't have the spine to explain that it isn't something they need. You'd be surprised at what people try to sell at a flea market in Missouri.

    • @cjwrench07
      @cjwrench07 3 года назад +22

      That’s what growing up inside a social&cultural bubble is like. People can’t see any perspective that’s not from inside the bubble.
      Imagine growing up being told the US civil war was really ONLY about State’s rights from your trusted family, friends, religious officials.
      Or, your school totally ignoring the fact 🇬🇧 was debating outlawing slavery, and how they were going to punish colonial leaders who were ignoring the Crown & Native treaties. Right, as the 13 colony’s slave-owning leadership decided they needed independence from the taxes that 🇬🇧 wasn’t actually collecting from them.
      People normally have that kind of knee-jerk reaction of resisting those ideas and facts from outside their known and comfortable bubbles.

    • @tonypeppermint5329
      @tonypeppermint5329 3 года назад +22

      @@cjwrench07 I think that detail of how people have been mis-educated by close family members and schools could been written well into the story. It could of had her think she's right while belittling the man in charge of the museum.

  • @TakumiTheFAUSTScientist
    @TakumiTheFAUSTScientist 4 года назад +226

    TBH Keith David's Character is the *ONLY ONE* who stands out on this Movie
    *AND NOTHING ELSE*

  • @SerathDarklands
    @SerathDarklands 2 года назад +3

    15:36 - You can hear the Arbiter in that yell. Keith David is a man of many talents, but that scream betrays him.

  • @razarryan2465
    @razarryan2465 4 года назад +76

    Love it when the vampires don't show up on cameras except for when they do.

    • @bickyboo7789
      @bickyboo7789 4 года назад +2

      Lmao I didn't notice that until I read this.

  • @AussieDragoon
    @AussieDragoon 4 года назад +139

    Well this movie doesn't seem to know how to naturally integrate its messages, but at least it also seems to lack structure and competent set ups.
    Also why is it called tales from the Hood when several of these tales like the doll and vampire ones don't appear to take place in the hood?

    • @Quandry1
      @Quandry1 4 года назад +15

      90% of characters in the whole movie don't have anything to do with the hood. Unlike the first movie. This just exists to push political propaganda and it's sad to see it reduced to that. It could have been so much more and so much better. But then I suppose Hollywood wouldn't have backed the project if it was.

    • @Juanhernandez-zx7kt
      @Juanhernandez-zx7kt 4 года назад +16

      The first movie messages work because first off they take place in the hood and shows the actual problems there in realistic way ( minus all the weird supernatural things.) but also because there were no real good guy or bad guys when it came to the problems that happen in African American communities. The first could easily have easily pointed the finger to racist cops, white supremacist, or conservative politicians but also pointed the fingers also at African Americans and how they’re also equally responsible for most of the problems in their communities such as allowing problems like gang violence, domestic abuse, police brutality, and even more problems not cover by this movie for example fatherless children, homophobia, prostitution, etc. found in these communities to happen. It’s sad that modern Hollywood doesn’t realize this and instead want to find a villain to these complex issues and very few modern movies seem to understand these issues. ( Hell, even Black Panther, a movie that I’ve criticized multiple times, seem to understand this issue with the character Killmonger.)

  • @gravitysnegative1962
    @gravitysnegative1962 4 года назад +410

    Me:*watching the first story*
    Story:*Girl gets impregnated by racist doll*
    Me:👁👄👁

  • @wild_jasper
    @wild_jasper Год назад +11

    I come back to this video often, and am always disheartened by no one in the comments recognizing Keith David as “the Arbiter” from the Halo series.

  • @reoutbreakchick
    @reoutbreakchick 4 года назад +143

    Phil’s death: “whipped all to hell wow there go his guts” 😂

  • @TheVipershark
    @TheVipershark 4 года назад +132

    I lost my shit when James was trying to explain the vampires not showing up on camera and said "It doesn't matter" lmao and then the next scene the vampires are on a monitor!!! Using a camera!!😂

    • @TheJthedog
      @TheJthedog 4 года назад +14

      And for some reason they are still in their underwear on camera, which makes me wonder if those guys were knocked out long enough to be put in the cage did the ladies just never think to go out their clothes back on in that time?

  • @shinyninja8107
    @shinyninja8107 4 года назад +213

    I think that “Robo-Patriot” is one the most American things I’ve ever heard. It would fit right in in Team America: World Police

  • @BDFishandGaming
    @BDFishandGaming 4 года назад +100

    Whenever Kieth David is in anything all I hear is “RAMIREZ, CLEAR THAT BUGERTOWN” “RAMIREZ TAKE OUT THAT HELICOPTER” “RAMIREZ, WIN THE ENTIRE WAR BY YOURSELF” and of course the Arbiter’s rants.

    • @thelvadam2375
      @thelvadam2375 4 года назад +9

      You called

    • @flex9696
      @flex9696 4 года назад +7

      "Tartarus....The Prophets have betrayed us"

    • @sirconstantine8329
      @sirconstantine8329 4 года назад +4

      All I hear is a specific Gargoyle.

    • @davidschneider9145
      @davidschneider9145 4 года назад +1

      I love his voice too, even though I didn’t play whatever game that’s from. I know it from the „Spawn“ series

    • @bigboytshanks3173
      @bigboytshanks3173 4 года назад

      And admiral Anderson

  • @SciencetheSCC
    @SciencetheSCC 4 года назад +153

    James just wanna thank you for not being scared to take on these types of subject matter and still find a way to make everybody feel included and laugh!! As an African American male it is much appreciated sir!! Keep up the great work!!!!!

  • @Metroid51
    @Metroid51 4 года назад +227

    The till story is really uncomfortable, saying he had to die for civil rights to move fowards is a big yikes but then he shows up as a ghost to haraas a guy to death, just why

    • @PlantGothKira
      @PlantGothKira 4 года назад +37

      And its so weird. As a black person I understand what they were trying to say but the execution and final message is just SO so bad.

    • @gdicebreaker29
      @gdicebreaker29 4 года назад +2

      Wym “its a big yikes”? His death was the spark that got the movement moving.

    • @ronburgundy244
      @ronburgundy244 4 года назад +10

      @@gdicebreaker29 I feel like the movement would have still happened happened in a world where Till lived to a ripe old age.

    • @gdicebreaker29
      @gdicebreaker29 4 года назад +5

      Ron Burgundy you're right it definitely would have happened sooner or later but for many people his death was a wake up call.

    • @ForrestFox626
      @ForrestFox626 4 года назад +9

      I know the directors meant well, but man did they send a mixed message!

  • @SEISOKEGA
    @SEISOKEGA 3 года назад +19

    For the Vampire story even to this day I can’t get over the inconsistency of there ability to appear on camera

  • @liamaltork2551
    @liamaltork2551 4 года назад +32

    Man that "to the Numbers" gag was even better than the 3 From Hell one

  • @primroseeverdeen4932
    @primroseeverdeen4932 4 года назад +192

    I love how respectful this guy is to sensitive topics such as race and other forms of oppression. We need more James’ in the world.

  • @Fiondra
    @Fiondra 4 года назад +111

    “The guys went from assholes to monsters in like two seconds flat.”
    You’d be surprised how often that happens.

    • @linktriforce9669
      @linktriforce9669 4 года назад +6

      No no that's dumb, men don't do that ass holes do that just like ass holes abuse there spouses men or women.

    • @Simplykiebby
      @Simplykiebby 4 года назад +4

      Especially when you reject them

    • @theolddeus9672
      @theolddeus9672 4 года назад

      sailor wrong you're, my dude

    • @donb7519
      @donb7519 4 года назад +1

      to me they pretty much already were rapists monsters but it wouldnt of been as heavy handed i guess if they didnt do a stereotypical rape too

    • @theolddeus9672
      @theolddeus9672 4 года назад

      Fair enough

  • @mathewdewsbury9456
    @mathewdewsbury9456 3 года назад +12

    23:22 This is by far on of my favourite 'Let's get to the numbers' sequence. Starting where James asks how many kills were there, but when after he says 'Well I'll tell ya.' He goes all creepy and scary like Mr. Simms in the original film. Awesome work, James. :)

  • @LiquorBornLobo
    @LiquorBornLobo 4 года назад +51

    james as a black man you get my respect i love the fact that you do black movies without trying to force the idea of not being racist love ya vids bro

  • @angelspacedust
    @angelspacedust 4 года назад +36

    I legitimately got chills from James’ outro to the kills.

    • @dusancookiewolf3024
      @dusancookiewolf3024 4 года назад

      I fucking loved that outro 😆😆😆

    • @Mistr_J
      @Mistr_J 4 года назад

      He looked cute like a toddler, trying to be scary.. 😂

  • @Droemar
    @Droemar 4 года назад +185

    Wow, I didn't think things could get more uncomfortable and then Emmet Till showed up. I wholeheartedly agree that the argument that Till had to die is ... yeesh. I don't agree with that at all. Societal improvement is not a pagan deity that requires blood sacrifices. What it requires is good people listening and taking action.
    I can't believe how different this one is from the original. The original was a delight, and I adore well-done anthologies. This one was just ... weird and uncomfortable.

    • @icantnotthink3282
      @icantnotthink3282 4 года назад +28

      It also came out super weird that he ends up dying. So basically Emmett Till came back from the dead to teach a dude a lesson for helping a politician disenfranchise black people, but then kills him after he learned his lesson and makes his kid grow up without a dad.

    • @ckirrad
      @ckirrad 4 года назад +6

      I hope you realize pagan and satanist are different things..

    • @Droemar
      @Droemar 4 года назад +2

      @@ckirrad Thanks for entirely missing my point! I should've said "deity" and left it at that, but you have to bitch about Satanists and pagans like either even remotely resemble how movies depict them.

    • @earthman7088
      @earthman7088 4 года назад +4

      Droemar I think there is an argument that can be made. I mean look at how Christianity and it’s history is perceived it was due to the fact people were willing to die for their religion that sparked its growth and eventual acceptance in Roman society. The same can be said of the civil rights movement instead it should be phrased and presented as such. “If Emmett Till didn’t have the will to die for his freedoms” then the civil rights movement might not have been as successful or might’ve taken longer to get off the ground.

    • @ckirrad
      @ckirrad 4 года назад +5

      @@Droemar if your gonna point things that are wrong about how someone portrayed a culture . Maybe don't do it yourself in the same sentence. Also who put your panties in a wad. Maybe just say "oh yeah that's what I meant". Or simply edit the comment lol. Got so butthurt so fast

  • @averycoolman646
    @averycoolman646 3 года назад +24

    I love how James is serious a lot to defend those who are oppressed

  • @Ryies12
    @Ryies12 4 года назад +253

    Imagine making a horror movie based around social issues and thinking that it's a good idea to put Emmett Till in your film.

    • @PeterG00000
      @PeterG00000 4 года назад +2

      It worked in the first one.

    • @moxygirlhey
      @moxygirlhey 4 года назад +11

      That whole segment was bad

    • @frog1405
      @frog1405 4 года назад +45

      @@PeterG00000 the difference being, the first movie was subtle. It didn't slap you in the face with its message. It made sure to be a good movie on top of having a message. This movie on the other hand... not so much. They focused too much on the message, and they didn't do it very well to boot. And then there's the whole Emmett Till issue. Having him brought up in the movie would be fine, but having him and various other well known people show up as ghosts or whatever to punish a character just feels a little... Tasteless?

    • @Quandry1
      @Quandry1 4 года назад +6

      @@frog1405 To punish a character that has nothing to do with what happened to them at that. It would be one thing if they were going after the caricature of a politician but it even lost that little bit when they decided. No. it has to attack the interracially married black man trying to do well for himself and follow what he believes in simply because "that doesn't match what certain members of the crowd want."

    • @ItsButterBean1020
      @ItsButterBean1020 4 года назад +3

      Or better yet
      That Emmet Till just leaving out of reality makes no fucking sense

  • @DN0103
    @DN0103 4 года назад +177

    So let me get this straight...this Tuesday *"Tales from the Hood 3"* is gonna be released with Tony Todd in it? Hell Yeah!!!

    • @ccateni28
      @ccateni28 4 года назад +1

      Oh god... Why?

    • @tonypeppermint5329
      @tonypeppermint5329 4 года назад

      Oh.

    • @filipkolasny908
      @filipkolasny908 4 года назад +1

      oh no

    • @domi1555
      @domi1555 4 года назад +2

      ruclips.net/video/crdSiT9Sebg/видео.html here's a link for the sneak peek of it. It already looks better than this one.

    • @satxxchino
      @satxxchino 4 года назад

      @@domi1555 you copied a comment from the link vid lol

  • @bricemcg
    @bricemcg 4 года назад +87

    “This ain’t no MukBang Neither!!!”... James is to be protected at all cost 😆😆😆

    • @xenosai371
      @xenosai371 4 года назад

      How much you wanna bet we dressed up in all the skeleton outfits too for the dances

    • @TomMcMorrow
      @TomMcMorrow 4 года назад

      I will never understand this phrasing. Is this a Gen Z thing or am I just an old soul trapped in a Millennial body.

    • @RickyRicardoRuiz
      @RickyRicardoRuiz 4 года назад +1

      I wouldn't be disappointed if I'm greeted in Hell by James wearing a fly ass suit.

    • @ImInYourWalls.000
      @ImInYourWalls.000 4 года назад

      @@TomMcMorrow bro it was literally a quote to the movie he's covering... What is there to not understand

    • @TomMcMorrow
      @TomMcMorrow 4 года назад

      @@ImInYourWalls.000 No I mean "Is to be protected at all cost".

  • @trung8552
    @trung8552 3 года назад +12

    When the get to the numbers skit is better then the actual movie you covered.

  • @mercury7651
    @mercury7651 4 года назад +175

    I don’t think there’s a single movie on this show that has made me more uncomfortable than this movie

    • @sage_in_palmmall5301
      @sage_in_palmmall5301 4 года назад +13

      Wrong Turn 6?

    • @mercury7651
      @mercury7651 4 года назад +2

      Sage_in_PalmMall maybe

    • @moxygirlhey
      @moxygirlhey 4 года назад +10

      Which was your least favorite part? It's a hard toss up between explode birthing demon dolls or the emmet till segment

    • @grandtheftak3666
      @grandtheftak3666 4 года назад

      Nah the first one had police brutality and that fatal ass death where the guy gets killed by needles or the crazy k scene

    • @DrGandW
      @DrGandW 4 года назад +13

      @@grandtheftak3666 Yeah but those felt more tastefully done

  • @andrewwestfall65
    @andrewwestfall65 4 года назад +137

    The guys knew something was up when the girls didn't appear on camera. The girls almost immediately appear on camera afterward

    • @cordyceps182
      @cordyceps182 4 года назад +18

      Yeah, how do they even appear on video footage for Internet stuff?

    • @andrewwestfall65
      @andrewwestfall65 4 года назад +21

      @@cordyceps182 Just remembered that they also only know about those girls because they saw their pictures on Tinder too. It's just a silly scene to cause a moment of confusion when there were so many other ways to do it

  • @notexactlybatman
    @notexactlybatman 4 года назад +289

    You know you're early when most of the comments are either Ruby Rose or patreons!

    • @JamilKhan-xu9fo
      @JamilKhan-xu9fo 4 года назад +1

      TRUE

    • @austinkruse7610
      @austinkruse7610 4 года назад +3

      Ruby Rose?

    • @firex5904
      @firex5904 4 года назад +3

      @@austinkruse7610 they are from a show called RWBY and they can move really fast

    • @imanobody5898
      @imanobody5898 4 года назад +2

      Ruby rose? Now thats along time since i heard that name

    • @12LoLproductions
      @12LoLproductions 4 года назад +1

      Ruby Rose, nah I'll take Ruby Rhod instead

  • @markesthankins782
    @markesthankins782 6 месяцев назад +1

    The transition to the number 🥹 really touched my heart and reminded me of my childhood (the first tales of the hood was a big part of my childhood)