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  • @DeadMeat
    @DeadMeat  3 года назад +2971

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  • @Kiwi-en7wz
    @Kiwi-en7wz 3 года назад +5338

    How to survive Countdown
    1. Don't download the app
    2. Be the cameraman
    3. Be the Cameraman

    • @ciocisan
      @ciocisan 3 года назад +126

      A smart one.............. finally

    • @omardelgado1835
      @omardelgado1835 3 года назад +47

      Are we going to ask why the indominus Rex Lego on his desk?
      Edit: Forgot to put bootleg

    • @katfosseneuve5721
      @katfosseneuve5721 3 года назад +41

      "What if you're the camera man in the found footage movies?" Become the camera duhh

    • @no_onehere2597
      @no_onehere2597 3 года назад +35

      4.Be the killer

    • @Reddyicecream
      @Reddyicecream 3 года назад +31

      No
      You be the camera!

  • @kirekt695
    @kirekt695 3 года назад +2497

    These jumpscares are nothing compared to the microwave when you zone out

  • @spookysugar
    @spookysugar Год назад +475

    Just now I realized that Quinn got the "user agreement broken" notification twice when she acts to avoid her death, first by cancelling her trip, and second, by trying to report the would-be rapist. He wasn't going to stop after that kiss

    • @-JaggedGrace-
      @-JaggedGrace- 3 месяца назад +9

      I dont think she stopped his advances because of knowledge of her time of death. It’s implied that these events were destined, only knowledge of their time of death is what makes them avoid decisions that would lead to their intended death. But in that scene, she was only trying not to get taken advantage of.
      Also that scene was way off the intended time of death.

    • @user-mm8zq2gr1q
      @user-mm8zq2gr1q 3 месяца назад

      Yeah, I don't think you're right there. He wasn't going to kill her.

  • @microooo
    @microooo 2 года назад +1294

    How to prevent this whole movie: “Hey! I found this cool app that tells you when you’ll die!”
    “Nah bro I’m good.”

    • @kokonaharuka6512
      @kokonaharuka6512 2 года назад +29

      Roll credits!

    • @Daymyan22
      @Daymyan22 2 года назад +26

      How to troll the audience after the credits:
      “Lol, bro I went ahead and downloaded it for you”

    • @excalfn
      @excalfn 2 года назад +1

      but it doesnt change that u die... it just tells u when u will die

    • @fnflyrics6585
      @fnflyrics6585 2 года назад +11

      @@excalfn yea but I don’t think a demon will kill you if you didn’t download the app and just let nature take its course

    • @tayloranderson7547
      @tayloranderson7547 Год назад +3

      Food this cool app that tells you when you'll die! Nah bro I'm good.

  • @heykarlnick3882
    @heykarlnick3882 3 года назад +3819

    There must be a button "Watch an ads if you want to extend 29 days for your life" somewhere.....

    • @oxitape1563
      @oxitape1563 3 года назад +243

      To be honest that would be the only time I’d want there to be ads

    • @heykarlnick3882
      @heykarlnick3882 3 года назад +68

      @Dylan Bundren its big brain time

    • @0cocoshines0
      @0cocoshines0 3 года назад +40

      I'd watch 100 of em

    • @DerrylHopkins
      @DerrylHopkins 3 года назад +26

      What if we want ads to reduce it

    • @gracelonnett7765
      @gracelonnett7765 3 года назад +13

      watch this ad to add to your life

  • @Blue-jy4rf
    @Blue-jy4rf 3 года назад +1372

    imagine being like, 80 years old on your death bed, completely forgot you downloaded this app, and just a few seconds before you draw your last breath, you get launched into the ceiling in front of all your loved ones because you didn't die at the assigned time.

  • @Incognigro.
    @Incognigro. 3 года назад +2118

    One question I have though: By downloading the app, is the demon then randomly assigning and deciding the point at which people die? Or, is the date and time already set in stone and the demon is just merely providing people the actual time?
    So basically is the demon causing their death, or simply providing an accurate time, only following up if they try to change it?

    • @brendancorey7831
      @brendancorey7831 3 года назад +205

      I'd imagine it's a mix of both, basically saying you give some life to know when it ends.

    • @craigbaker593
      @craigbaker593 3 года назад +106

      When they search up their names to change their dates her sister comes up. Don't know if she has checked hers but if not then it seems already determined (despite the strange number of deaths among a small number of related people)

    • @HPGIRL1109
      @HPGIRL1109 2 года назад +145

      their death date and time is set in stone without even downloading the app. but the people who downloaded the app, and avoided their death because they knew exactly when they were supposed to die (like the girl in the beginning didn't get into the car with the drunk driver after realizing it lined up with when she was supposed to die, same with quinn cancelling her cemetery plans) then they broke the agreement and the demon comes for them so that they still die at that exact time, even if it's not how they were originally supposed to die.

    • @Incognigro.
      @Incognigro. 2 года назад +30

      @Xwiri So basically, it seems the majority of the responses are saying:
      The app gives the user their already determined date/time of death. When they will die is already etched in stone, the app is merely telling you “hey this is when you die, which is exactly x amount of time.”
      When the user attempts to avoid their impending death, the demon then informs them “hey, I see you avoided the events that would have lead to your death, that’s cheating.” The Demon will then come for the person personally and kill the person at the exact same time they were originally going to die. Only this time, it is in a different way by the demons hands.
      My question: I was basically wondering if when you download the app, whatever date and time you were originally supposed to die on… gets thrown out the window. So basically, your death date is blank. The demon would then (randomly I suppose) give you a new death date, let’s just say you download and open the app and the demon decides “screw it, let’s kill them in 3 hours”. Essentially, the demon has now given you a new death date. Then from there, if you skip/avoid it, it hunts you down and kills you.

    • @Incognigro.
      @Incognigro. 2 года назад +2

      @Xwiri what didn’t you understand

  • @artificial_goblin1953
    @artificial_goblin1953 2 года назад +711

    Why is no one talking about Dr. Cullen being in this movie? Iconic

    • @spacenebs6744
      @spacenebs6744 2 года назад +21

      I knowww that’s what I was thinking

    • @GreatPoland1232
      @GreatPoland1232 2 года назад +6

      No one knows him

    • @spacenebs6744
      @spacenebs6744 2 года назад +44

      @@GreatPoland1232 a bunch of people know him, whether they like it or not.

    • @dommiller9920
      @dommiller9920 2 года назад +4

      Who

    • @babyylexiee4642
      @babyylexiee4642 2 года назад +22

      @@GreatPoland1232 almost everyone knows him.. especially if you’ve heard about twilight💀

  • @Ishtarru
    @Ishtarru 3 года назад +4685

    I like to imagine there's one guy who downloaded the app and figures that he can't die before his appointed time, so he constantly puts himself in danger and drives Ozhin absolutely crazy.
    Ties a boulder to his legs and tosses it off a bridge? Ozhin snaps the rope before it goes taut.
    Points a gun at his head? Ozhin jams it.
    Tosses a box of knives into the air over his head? Ozhin goes "Oh come on!" and deflects them.

    • @adammezza5362
      @adammezza5362 3 года назад +242

      That could be ty-fucking-rone (Tyrone) that actual savage.

    • @ameliebrownstein2047
      @ameliebrownstein2047 3 года назад +136

      I'd write about that

    • @ssingaporian
      @ssingaporian 3 года назад +311

      Did this guy just make a story about Florida man?

    • @anib8863
      @anib8863 3 года назад +406

      @@ssingaporian 'Florida man fucks with death, somehow still not dead."

    • @zammymynakersnackstbmoth
      @zammymynakersnackstbmoth 3 года назад +21

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @airenmarie1250
    @airenmarie1250 3 года назад +7481

    So, basically, this is "Final Destination, the App." With a demon added for good measure.
    Edit: I should have said something sooner, but I honestly didn't expect this much blow-up from my comment. Thanks. You all are fucking awesome. 😎

  • @navandozer
    @navandozer 2 года назад +263

    "This feels illegal... I like it" is something Tom Segura would actually say. He's basically playing himself in this movie.

  • @KawaiiKatarina
    @KawaiiKatarina 2 года назад +107

    The sign on the floor to keep the demon out was a perfect plan after they proved that it works and ditching it afterwards was a huge mistake. It was the only certain thing that could save them and that they knew worked for the situation. All they had to do was not fall for stupid illusions no matter how tempting they might be. They could tape themselves to the floor or a chair or something to stop themselves from leaving it.

    • @-JaggedGrace-
      @-JaggedGrace- 3 месяца назад +5

      I dont even understand why it was tempting… they knew 100% fact it was the demon

    • @alyendragon4209
      @alyendragon4209 Месяц назад

      The demon could have killed them with a ranged attack, so I don't think it's completely foolproof.

    • @ninjdraw8305
      @ninjdraw8305 19 дней назад

      ​@@alyendragon4209 problem with that is that he clearly had to rely on illusions to pull the guy out. He couldve probably thrown stuff at em if thats what you mean, but idk what he'd be able to throw to get a 100% kill.
      They def couldve gone back and stayed in the circle in the last like 20 mins of their countdown 😔

  • @jakeborduin4578
    @jakeborduin4578 3 года назад +5585

    Y'know, the characters having very little time left makes sense for this kind of a film, but it'd actually be kind of interesting to have the opposite- someone who checks the app and finds they'll live for some absurd amount of time, like 300 years or something, and following them going mad in a bizarre deathless state for centuries.

    • @yaboideviin3240
      @yaboideviin3240 3 года назад +332

      that is actually pretty interesting, there needs to be a movie based on that

    • @JigglyBooties
      @JigglyBooties 3 года назад +322

      or have them do some crazy ass life threatening shit because they think they're invincible

    • @badzi4200
      @badzi4200 3 года назад +310

      That sounds like a Junji Ito story. The one where a guy goes to sleep and his dreams increases in length, first they feel like they last days and then years, then decades. It goes to the point where he's lived a whole life spanning a thousand years with his wife only to wake up again. You should check it out its super bizarre and disturbing and not that long.

    • @badzi4200
      @badzi4200 3 года назад +66

      Its called Long Sleep

    • @walsh9080
      @walsh9080 3 года назад +87

      There's a good film about an immortal man called The Man From Earth but its actually frustrating because it examines what a real immortal would be like. He doesn't know why he's immortal, he just has a best guess. People ask him questions about like Napoleon but he doesn't know because he wasn't in France at that time.
      As long as you don't age, I imagine that's how extended lifespans would go for most people. They'd just get on with stuff and forget lots of things.

  • @BlastGamer77
    @BlastGamer77 3 года назад +467

    Imagine being told you would definitely die if you went outside the circle and then proceeding to go outside the circle to comfort a demon vision of your definitely dead brother.

    • @richardpignataro211
      @richardpignataro211 3 года назад +46

      Yea that was honestly the dumbest shit I’ve seen

    • @staysafe7271
      @staysafe7271 3 года назад +16

      Sounds like Spongebob

    • @lolawola6707
      @lolawola6707 3 года назад

      Can’t stay there forever anyways

    • @jamesbednar8625
      @jamesbednar8625 3 года назад

      Kind of like when the Corona-cooties first to hold of the world. Stay inside or you will die!!!!

    • @Wolfyone94
      @Wolfyone94 3 года назад +8

      Yeeeeaaah.. I completely didnt get that one, and honestly, they wouldve both most likely survived if he had just listened

  • @alldayagain
    @alldayagain 3 года назад +90

    So is no one gonna comment on how the sister's timers both ran out during the gravesite visit?
    My takeaway was the dad was planning something nefarious.

    • @donutlovingwerewolf8837
      @donutlovingwerewolf8837 3 года назад +7

      Lol, The Dad did it!

    • @RealHajimeHinata
      @RealHajimeHinata 2 года назад +11

      Omg… and it works even better when you know that the dad is played by Matt Letscher, who also played Reverse Flash.

    • @michaeledmunds7056
      @michaeledmunds7056 Год назад +3

      Yeah, a little weird that plot point never went anywhere lol

    • @kyoka1528
      @kyoka1528 Год назад +8

      I think possibly they were maybe suppose to die in a car accident possibly - which obviously didn't happen since the grave visit at the time of their expected deaths was cancelled. It makes sense really.

  • @guilhermerocha7071
    @guilhermerocha7071 3 года назад +497

    Your videos are so good! Everything is very well structured and you also use humour very well! Congratulations!

    • @DeadMeat
      @DeadMeat  3 года назад +171

      Thanks so much! I put a lot of work into them.

    • @itzjackplayz3507
      @itzjackplayz3507 2 года назад +16

      Damn he replied

  • @suzanadesousa3317
    @suzanadesousa3317 3 года назад +769

    *Slaps the roof of James*
    " We're getting so many hours of quality entertainment from this guy. "

    • @airqx2808
      @airqx2808 3 года назад +22

      "i like your cut, j"
      *S L A P*

    • @enderwiggins8248
      @enderwiggins8248 3 года назад +2

      Truly

    • @gaminganimators7000
      @gaminganimators7000 3 года назад +4

      @@airqx2808 j? It's g

    • @MegaZero47
      @MegaZero47 3 года назад +6

      @@gaminganimators7000 They said "J" because of James.

    • @airqx2808
      @airqx2808 3 года назад

      @@gaminganimators7000 yeah but it's james a. janisse

  • @songbird6414
    @songbird6414 3 года назад +1072

    Courtney: I’m supposed to die in three hours so I won’t drive in a car to be safe
    Also Courtney: *walks home alone in the dead of night completely unprotected*

    • @axelnilsson5124
      @axelnilsson5124 3 года назад +21

      Honestly I think it would have been more likely that she would freeze to death when walking in the night because if she had 3 hours left to live and would have died if she took a ride from her boyfriend the countdown would still go to zero killing her since the method isn’t specified that would make more sense than a demon connected to the app

    • @jesus_says_chill8688
      @jesus_says_chill8688 3 года назад +9

      I absolutely agree op. That begs the question, in that case, of which way to die is worse? Possibly being murdered and having a painful death, most likely from a stab wound, or a car crash in which there's a chance of an instant death? I would probably pick the car, but idk

    • @Jarekx2007
      @Jarekx2007 3 года назад +1

      She made it home just fine.

    • @songbird6414
      @songbird6414 3 года назад +14

      @@Jarekx2007 I mean lucky for her but it’s never safe for young girls to go home alone at night I mean come on

    • @Brass_Buckle
      @Brass_Buckle 3 года назад

      @@songbird6414 what about men huh?

  • @octaviankelly
    @octaviankelly 3 года назад +86

    Allie was played by Jeannie Elise Mai who was a reactor for FBE. I love James' subtle joke at 2:30 about it which no one seems to be talking baout.

    • @yasmin2944
      @yasmin2944 2 года назад

      I just got that

    • @jackhughs941
      @jackhughs941 2 года назад +2

      He also made a joke about how the guy who played Matt, also playes paynekiller in black lighting, which he referenced right before his death

  • @Y0G0FU
    @Y0G0FU 2 года назад +20

    I really love the angle in this Movie. Ancient demons utilizing Modern Technology and the carefree Nature of people to lure them into Contracts that forfeit their souls... pretty cool concept.

    • @pleaseshutup7053
      @pleaseshutup7053 2 года назад +5

      Too bad the execution was disappointing the kill count made it seem more fast pace but it’s a really slow movie

  • @KevG97531
    @KevG97531 3 года назад +720

    “Ain’t nothing stupid about no robot dinosaur”
    You dam right James haha

    • @spirithalloween6637
      @spirithalloween6637 3 года назад

      I own that actual dinosaur.

    • @jackattackanims8387
      @jackattackanims8387 3 года назад +1

      @@spirithalloween6637 the exact one in the movie? Or the same product?

    • @spirithalloween6637
      @spirithalloween6637 3 года назад +1

      @@jackattackanims8387 exact one. Screen used. I bought when they auctioned off all the items from the movie.

    • @bm_m4in215
      @bm_m4in215 3 года назад

      ME GRIMLOCK, AGREE WITH PUNY HUMAN!!!

    • @adeel7556
      @adeel7556 3 года назад

      Life hack: you can't legally die if the lights are on in your room and the killer has to ask you permission to turn them off

  • @shadowsovereign4948
    @shadowsovereign4948 3 года назад +234

    "There's a youtube host for that. And it's me!"
    Honestly, there's just something about the way he says that that makes it seem so wholesome.

  • @unwrittenemmy098
    @unwrittenemmy098 2 года назад +3

    that moment when you realize that quinn is anna from once upon a time

  • @hallie2715
    @hallie2715 Год назад +7

    did anyone notice at 4:30 the guy in the purple drop his cake?😂

  • @DodoRibeiro-ts6po
    @DodoRibeiro-ts6po 3 года назад +840

    One of the nurses is played by Tichina Arnold, Chris mom's from Everybody Hates Chris

    • @Farzee49
      @Farzee49 3 года назад +26

      He said her name wrong. It's "TE-SHee-NA" not "TE-CHee-NA".

    • @DodoRibeiro-ts6po
      @DodoRibeiro-ts6po 3 года назад +17

      @From a Bicycle seat She was also in the first Big Momma's House and the Wild Hogs movie which starred Tim Allen, John Travolta, Martin Lawrence and William H.Macy

    • @AlumiKage
      @AlumiKage 3 года назад +5

      NICE FACT BRO

    • @jaysmommy86
      @jaysmommy86 3 года назад +22

      Like my comment if you ever watched everybody hates Chris

    • @lifeofizoki
      @lifeofizoki 3 года назад +8

      And the priest is Ernie from George Lopez🌚

  • @paulericratilla9271
    @paulericratilla9271 3 года назад +3906

    The countdown app : Kills people
    Also people : *Rates it 3.6 stars*

    • @geezer2ma989
      @geezer2ma989 3 года назад +24

      It’s fake

    • @BushVFX
      @BushVFX 3 года назад +104

      @@geezer2ma989 um

    • @godspade9663
      @godspade9663 3 года назад +76

      @@geezer2ma989 no shit it is

    • @naplockblubba5369
      @naplockblubba5369 3 года назад +95

      I mean to be fair, with all the people and bots who automatically rate things 5 stars, 3.6 is pretty awful

    • @Josuh
      @Josuh 3 года назад +55

      @@geezer2ma989 Suuure, and next thing you're gonna tell me is that the earth isn't flat smh people these days

  • @SteampunkHorse
    @SteampunkHorse 2 года назад +34

    yo this is actually really cool,,, I love the concept so much! I honestly think it would make the story scarier if there wasn't a demon and every death just happened due to seemingly natural causes

  • @HLMZSMBL
    @HLMZSMBL 2 года назад +21

    Is no one gonna mention how Doctor Cullen is in this movie?

    • @taylorbrocious625
      @taylorbrocious625 2 года назад +2

      I was looking for this comment like how did no one notice hahaha

    • @HLMZSMBL
      @HLMZSMBL 2 года назад

      @@kerry-leighreddy6120 yeah I heard that too but I just found it funny that the comment I read nobody really mentioned it

  • @ikahekathesnake4233
    @ikahekathesnake4233 3 года назад +1248

    “You could pick something worse to watch” raves James A janisse

    • @minaashido4643
      @minaashido4643 3 года назад +13

      THIS COMMENT WINS SHSHSY

    • @jdrummerdd
      @jdrummerdd 3 года назад +6

      LMFAOOOOOOOO

    • @zicogsoul6376
      @zicogsoul6376 3 года назад +6

      He isnt wrong. Ive seen the movie in theaters and it was boring tbh

    • @monado5937
      @monado5937 3 года назад +3

      Just watch Final Destination, mostly the same premise but better.

    • @zicogsoul6376
      @zicogsoul6376 3 года назад +2

      @@monado5937 final destination is thw way better choics tbh

  • @CallMeToasted08
    @CallMeToasted08 3 года назад +2960

    I love how the demon basically says, “If they’re not dead, drop em on the head.”

  • @spacecase2493
    @spacecase2493 Год назад +6

    I love these videos so much, especially because of his descriptions of the movies. Like, I'm not gonna watch countdown because I HATE jump scares, i'm too easily startled to like them. But it also introduced me to movies like Hereditary, which I love for its creepy vibe and cult background.

  • @zeromistplayz4697
    @zeromistplayz4697 2 года назад +33

    I thought the death of the girl @ 17:17 - 17:20 was wrong until I noticed exactly when the time ran out she took her last breath. Incredible detail

  • @speakerg2
    @speakerg2 3 года назад +881

    It just hurts that the "User Agreement Broken" isn't consistently capitalized.

    • @ackrat704
      @ackrat704 3 года назад +15

      Would've been better if the app constantly screamed or killed you nearly instantly if you "broke the user agreement", I thought it was dumb when the girl at the beginning just got lifted into the air and dropped

    • @cjwrench07
      @cjwrench07 3 года назад +1

      @@ackrat704 That would go against the whole premise/hook/originality(?) of the movie though. Think of it as Final Destination, but it’s not the the order, its the exact timing that can’t be broken. The demon breaking her neck is also like final destination, by making it look like either an accident or suicide to an outside observer.

  • @ez7145
    @ez7145 3 года назад +4289

    Theory: This app was created to punish people who skip Terms and Conditions

    • @louietae9932
      @louietae9932 3 года назад +241

      So basically everyone on earth lol

    • @aundersave
      @aundersave 3 года назад +57

      @@louietae9932
      Oof... but not untrue

    • @samprada9298
      @samprada9298 3 года назад +73

      ngl I always think of the south park episode humancentiPAD when I click agree on terms and conditions

    • @songbird6414
      @songbird6414 3 года назад +36

      It’s not a demon, just a very salty developer.

    • @Dominator_0211
      @Dominator_0211 3 года назад +8

      Human centipad

  • @civilianarc9624
    @civilianarc9624 3 года назад +20

    15:45
    Clever Black Lightning reference there James

  • @pixelkitty4453
    @pixelkitty4453 Год назад +12

    It's so funny how Jame says "do you wanna build a snowman" because the main character played anna from frozen in once upon a time. I love the movie reference that only few people understand!!

    • @pat2rome
      @pat2rome 10 месяцев назад +1

      I only got that one because I had already looked her up on IMDb to see why she looked familiar to me. Very subtle!

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 3 года назад +8236

    Man I already miss that flopping fish that flopped away in the background.

  • @518CVSPER
    @518CVSPER 3 года назад +423

    "How many jumpscares do you want in this movie?"
    Directors: "Yes."

  • @N3rddds
    @N3rddds 2 года назад +12

    That “Painkiller” joke was unpredictable🤣

  • @novaqueen1094
    @novaqueen1094 2 года назад +15

    That “painkiller” line was clever as hell

    • @zachhale2815
      @zachhale2815 Год назад

      Because of the three days grace song.

    • @badassvamplover
      @badassvamplover Год назад

      @@zachhale2815 Because the actor who plays Matt plays a villain/antihero named Painkiller in Black Lightning.

  • @osva2641
    @osva2641 3 года назад +2308

    This guys videos are so calming even though he’s talking about horror movies .

    • @Calebkkk.
      @Calebkkk. 3 года назад +23

      Yea I just focus on his talking cuz its like ASMR

    • @mattyr6373
      @mattyr6373 3 года назад +19

      Ikr I HATE horror movies but can watch these

    • @oropesamedia
      @oropesamedia 3 года назад +19

      I found this channel when he first started doing the Friday the 13th series and I was in California away from most of my family and I always missing them and stressing but late at night I would binge watch this and for some reason it would really help

    • @Calebkkk.
      @Calebkkk. 3 года назад +8

      @@charlieturkington1081 No it's his voice I can hardly tell of the music

    • @evanmbennett
      @evanmbennett 3 года назад +3

      Fr

  • @irayuliana5651
    @irayuliana5651 3 года назад +509

    "Doctor Sullivan. Or should we call Doctor Centenarian?"
    James, he's Doctor Cullen!!!

  • @dingo_dominator
    @dingo_dominator 2 года назад

    ugh I love this channel, no matter how many videos I watch in 1 day this dudes voice gives me such a dopamine jump

  • @cupid1427
    @cupid1427 2 года назад +10

    “damn elizabeth leil can't seem to get away from obsessive stalkers” PLSSS TELL ME THATS A REFERRING TO HER BEING ON “YOU"

  • @KindredEmotions
    @KindredEmotions 3 года назад +203

    Only in a horror movie can you figure out how the evil works, find a way to protect yourself against it, WITNESS it come for you and STILL fall victim to the oldest, dumbest trick in the book of a deceased family member calling you out from your safe zone. That death made me more irritated than it should have.

    • @dre3607
      @dre3607 3 года назад

      Fr

    • @grfrjiglstan
      @grfrjiglstan 3 года назад +14

      Like in La Llorona. All the holy protection in the world can't save you from a sudden case of the dumb-dumbs.

    • @ebony8802
      @ebony8802 3 года назад +1

      if i am finna die and i see my dead family tryna trick ''bish bye i never loved you''

    • @SpinelessJohn
      @SpinelessJohn 3 года назад

      Speaking facts over here

    • @dre3607
      @dre3607 3 года назад

      @@grfrjiglstan ong that’s what I thought about

  • @pnutgamer201
    @pnutgamer201 3 года назад +5125

    This movie is mediocre at best, but James’s commentary is always the best.

    • @User-ej3ei
      @User-ej3ei 3 года назад +64

      This movie was hella bad, but I agree, yeah.

    • @Jebu911
      @Jebu911 3 года назад +14

      good enough for 20minutes of entertainment

    • @e4unow421
      @e4unow421 3 года назад +5

      Fact!

    • @dumbdead8835
      @dumbdead8835 3 года назад +13

      Did you just rhyme best with best lol

    • @oofway2419
      @oofway2419 3 года назад +3

      @Excelsior may I have some ham with some lamb

  • @Aaaaaaa-yn3kf
    @Aaaaaaa-yn3kf 3 года назад +27

    I could feel the pain when James said “All our favourite horror movies”

  • @darkartsdabbler2407
    @darkartsdabbler2407 2 года назад +20

    I like when James tells us about interesting projects someone in the movie has worked on

  • @mrmistermr8579
    @mrmistermr8579 3 года назад +743

    No kill counting app could ever compete with James. He’s the obvious winner
    Thanks for all the likes I’ve never gotten this much. And remember stay safe and healthy

    • @E4MB
      @E4MB 3 года назад

      just wanted to be the first to reply cus, why not

    • @minivoidd3496
      @minivoidd3496 3 года назад +1

      @@E4MB I was just about to do the same thing but u beat me

    • @FewToast
      @FewToast 3 года назад

      yes

    • @jimmyayala6054
      @jimmyayala6054 3 года назад

      True

  • @passthecrablegs2646
    @passthecrablegs2646 3 года назад +230

    I need a ringtone of James saying SHPOOKAY!!

  • @willlindell8904
    @willlindell8904 Год назад +8

    Fells like a great concept, that a more experienced writer/director could get more out of. Hopefully Sean Anders will continue to get more opportunities to grow and make some incredible movies in the future

  • @Adam-jv8ri
    @Adam-jv8ri 3 года назад +14

    "anyone got a painkiller to give him." yea i caught that

    • @kai_bergfeld3903
      @kai_bergfeld3903 3 года назад

      sucks hearing that when the show didn’t get picked up either

  • @gracelonnett7765
    @gracelonnett7765 3 года назад +361

    my parents: "its because of that stupid phone!!"

    • @LuckD7cky
      @LuckD7cky 3 года назад +14

      For once they'd be right

    • @axe1447
      @axe1447 3 года назад +5

      The only time your parents will be right about that god Damn phone

    • @kingnormalxbox
      @kingnormalxbox 3 года назад +2

      Oh my lmao

    • @christiangomez5855
      @christiangomez5855 3 года назад +1

      lol

    • @Matt-ss1hd
      @Matt-ss1hd 3 года назад +1

      "joined two hours ago"...how have you just gotten youtube

  • @LOU-ml3vb
    @LOU-ml3vb 3 года назад +2790

    Imagine telling James when he was a kid, that when he is older his job would be to count how many people die in horror movies!

    • @iceborned2019
      @iceborned2019 3 года назад +87

      I bet he would be thrilled

    • @TheRealWoopSlap
      @TheRealWoopSlap 3 года назад +52

      It's sounds like a fun job tho making the script sounds like a pain

    • @adaon2282
      @adaon2282 3 года назад +70

      @@TheRealWoopSlap it’s all fun in games till he has to cover shit like the purge

    • @TheRealWoopSlap
      @TheRealWoopSlap 3 года назад +5

      @@adaon2282 you're right

    • @rusty2304
      @rusty2304 3 года назад +8

      bet he will start earlier

  • @notsaikikfromthedisastrous826
    @notsaikikfromthedisastrous826 3 года назад +6

    "All together now, Drugs! Mmmm" -Dead meat 2021

  • @ctrlinsidr
    @ctrlinsidr 3 года назад

    Love watching this during lockdown

  • @NostalgiaMan
    @NostalgiaMan 3 года назад +8033

    So modern Satan is now digital and can get you through the app? Imagine a movie back in the 80's where killer 8 tracks or cassette tapes could harm you!!

    • @Venemofthe888
      @Venemofthe888 3 года назад +272

      Satan got with the times

    • @ethanmiller1808
      @ethanmiller1808 3 года назад +70

      are you the new justin y? ive seen you every where yo! 😂

    • @alexgeorge7539
      @alexgeorge7539 3 года назад +269

      Isn't that basically the ring?

    • @gerrard1144
      @gerrard1144 3 года назад +43

      @@ethanmiller1808 he's trying to defeat justin y. Idk why but i read justin y as justin yeeee

    • @TylerPCoyne
      @TylerPCoyne 3 года назад +26

      Time changes, and so does satan

  • @HydraKitt
    @HydraKitt 3 года назад +481

    That whole *spins around* "Hi I'm the manager, can I help you" scene was my dream when I worked in retail. So many rude customers.

    • @CringeBeast
      @CringeBeast 2 года назад +7

      Lol I love it
      I'm the coo of my store, and my fiance is the ceo 😂 I can't wait to deal with someone like that

  • @Drugstorecowboy8
    @Drugstorecowboy8 2 года назад +2

    Countdown featuring the DCTV Cast
    Jordan Calloway- Black Lightning
    Peter Facinelli- Supergirl
    The Dad- The Flash

  • @remosity
    @remosity 2 года назад +2

    the detail in this film is amazing, they even relax on 0 to show they actually die there!

  • @guineamasterlove1756
    @guineamasterlove1756 3 года назад +2770

    “I’m gonna get the manager “
    “Yeah go get him”
    “Hello I’m the manager”

  • @alecmacgillivray7793
    @alecmacgillivray7793 3 года назад +244

    I like how much James has evolved over the years of this channel, before he just described the movie and kills and there was no emotion. And now he goes in depth with the movies and gives his own personal review of the movie and doesn’t hold back and it’s amazing. He gave this unique channel a better experience with his personality and I would like to thank him for making his channel so good over the years.

  • @spider-man2138
    @spider-man2138 2 года назад +11

    “The Bible is like the ultimate graphic novel” 11:04 the priest whose name I do not know

  • @clarkraivencandelaria934
    @clarkraivencandelaria934 Год назад +2

    I feel like this movie tells us that we only have a limited amount of time to live and that we need to cherish our loved ones and live our lives to the fullest .

  • @not_abot213
    @not_abot213 3 года назад +272

    Moral of the movie: Ignorance is Bliss.

  • @flashstudiosguy
    @flashstudiosguy 3 года назад +365

    "Hello,I'm the Manager.."
    Should be Corporate AntiKaren Training 101.

    • @Taschip
      @Taschip 3 года назад +5

      That was honestly pretty funny

    • @illusi0n478
      @illusi0n478 3 года назад +1

      Can I speak to your manager

  • @willowdomewillowdome4550
    @willowdomewillowdome4550 Год назад +32

    I'm pretty sure Kevins time went down because he changed how many years he had, therefore trying to avoid his fate- so much like how the others character time went down when they avoided their fate, his would then go down too. Although idk why it would go down so quickly compared to the other characters, probably because the demon was a bit preoccupied

  • @FurryBugi
    @FurryBugi 2 года назад +2

    7 minutes in, that jumpscare scared the SHIT out of me and I almost fell off my chair

  • @paigewilson-franklin2253
    @paigewilson-franklin2253 3 года назад +1175

    this movie was made by apple to get people to read terms and contidions

  • @smokeydabear33_74
    @smokeydabear33_74 3 года назад +399

    Son: "Mom can we watch Final Destination"
    Mom: "No son, Final Destination is too bloody, besides we have it at home"
    Final Destination at home:

    • @slightlyweirdkid-8999
      @slightlyweirdkid-8999 3 года назад +9

      @@ShockerTopper it’s a joke🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @angellopez5315
      @angellopez5315 3 года назад +1

      Tyler Bergen it was quite clearly a joke

    • @circusbaby7892
      @circusbaby7892 3 года назад +3

      Final Destination characters don't contain BONES.

    • @ashentwo6608
      @ashentwo6608 3 года назад +1

      @@circusbaby7892 bone are overrated

  • @muselkinthemornin134
    @muselkinthemornin134 2 года назад +6

    Lol I freakin love Tom Segura I’m so glad that was in here lmao btw just a random question- anyone else not being able to say dinosaur normally ever again because of both Jurassic park and the amazing James A. Denise’s pronunciation? James pls respond like my family kinda hate-love this and it is just part of my life now lmaooo

  • @axelrose8481
    @axelrose8481 Год назад +4

    the boy with the ankles part absolutely terrified me when i saw the trailer. to this day i have to roll my ankles upwards randomly to reassure myself that they won't snap backwards 😭 it's like a habit at this point

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 года назад +6130

    It's absolutely mind boggling that this entire movie wouldn't have even happened if everyone didn't have smartphones.

  • @marryanne8701
    @marryanne8701 3 года назад +205

    “Oh you want me to get the manager hold I’ll go get him give me a sec... hello I’m the manager” I’m dead 🤣💀

    • @screamzsmeanz4526
      @screamzsmeanz4526 3 года назад +9

      Countdown predicted the karen

    • @yart8596
      @yart8596 3 года назад +2

      @@screamzsmeanz4526 😳😳😳

  • @noelle6714
    @noelle6714 Год назад +3

    11:42 I just want to say thanks James so much for referring to us as our proper name instead of a gypsy.

  • @lilchingling2229
    @lilchingling2229 2 года назад +4

    Guinevere beck

  • @Jasonixel
    @Jasonixel 3 года назад +789

    I just realized that you have to stop the demon with an anti-seabear circle.

    • @ColoradoSportsFan178
      @ColoradoSportsFan178 3 года назад +20

      LOL LMAO SO DAMN FUNNY!!

    • @embercoral
      @embercoral 3 года назад +48

      Which begs the question...why didn't they just try the circle again, but with the victim tied down so they can't leave it?

    • @Zikuu_
      @Zikuu_ 3 года назад +24

      NO NO NO, THAT'S AN OVAL, NOT A CIRCLE

    • @steelpump100
      @steelpump100 3 года назад +2

      @@embercoral or they could have covered their ears while wearing blindfolds, or just headphones

    • @cococomil_lovefollowmeonin5508
      @cococomil_lovefollowmeonin5508 3 года назад

      How?-

  • @DIY_DISASTERZ
    @DIY_DISASTERZ 3 года назад +881

    Scp foundation: “now this looks like a job for me”

    • @dragonboy8941
      @dragonboy8941 3 года назад +49

      Scp: 1639-1
      The app: the people who download it will show the day they died
      Scp 1639-2:the devil
      the devil is shown when the people countdown near death and killed people when the countdown says 0:00:00
      Class: euclid

    • @bacteria6018
      @bacteria6018 3 года назад +14

      "Haven't had a break since 173"

    • @OfficialMale07
      @OfficialMale07 3 года назад +4

      Get a MTF Task Force right tf now

    • @Sareza.
      @Sareza. 3 года назад +3

      Its like Mal0 but do not do a mental damage but it does a physical damage.

    • @ducksquad8355
      @ducksquad8355 3 года назад +4

      Scp 049 arrived at the hospital: Bruh everyone dead already

  • @JoshEvo
    @JoshEvo 3 года назад +14

    7:03 haha what a clever reference, good job James. That one made me laugh ngl

  • @eazy____1452
    @eazy____1452 2 года назад

    love watching these !

  • @thatsabummerdude
    @thatsabummerdude 3 года назад +561

    Funny that Isaac guy is in this movie because it feels like Final Destination: The App and less gory.

    • @parisgreen4600
      @parisgreen4600 3 года назад +9

      Yes, it sounds just like a Final Destination movie, only without an opening disaster. I expected to see Tony Todd as the phone store guy.

  • @the13throse
    @the13throse 3 года назад +699

    App: You're gonna die soon
    User: Oh okay, guess I won't do this risky thing
    Demon: STOP! YOU'VE VIOLATED THE LAW

    • @kaeleighgoins475
      @kaeleighgoins475 3 года назад +43

      STOP YOU HAVE COMMITED CRIMES AGAINST SKYRIM AND HER PEOPLE, WHAT SAY YOU IN YOUR DEFENSE?

    • @AlmightyPolarBear
      @AlmightyPolarBear 3 года назад +15

      @@kaeleighgoins475 Fus, RO DAH!

    • @alextheidiot7971
      @alextheidiot7971 3 года назад

      @@AlmightyPolarBear saw that coming

    • @A_Simple_Writer
      @A_Simple_Writer 3 года назад +1

      Nice to know there's people who still remember oblivion and skyrim
      NEVER LOSE FAITH MY FRIEND

    • @bullymaguireneedsyourprimo6581
      @bullymaguireneedsyourprimo6581 3 года назад +1

      Just Final destination them

  • @Giornolover
    @Giornolover 3 года назад +2

    This is one of the few kill counts that got me

  • @user-zb5si6jf3b
    @user-zb5si6jf3b 7 месяцев назад +4

    Crazy how she’s Vanessa in the new FNAF movie

    • @Bitchmadeshay
      @Bitchmadeshay 6 месяцев назад +1

      She really was a white woman jumpscare

  • @jjkilhij9531
    @jjkilhij9531 3 года назад +225

    This is kinda like Final Destination, but with an app instead of premonitions lol

    • @user-du6sc8vl1t
      @user-du6sc8vl1t 3 года назад +6

      Yea exactly what I was thinking

    • @axelnilsson5124
      @axelnilsson5124 3 года назад +27

      And a demon instead of a butterfly effect

    • @crnpheonix2507
      @crnpheonix2507 3 года назад +2

      @KJ Beast I meeeeeaaaaaan ye

    • @jamariirobinson725
      @jamariirobinson725 3 года назад +3

      They definitely share a theme of trying to fight your fate.

    • @michaelbooth2890
      @michaelbooth2890 3 года назад +2

      On the original DVD for Final Destination there was actually a death countdown in the special features. This effectively is a film based on a DVD special feature.

  • @plastikcaik2585
    @plastikcaik2585 3 года назад +373

    They can’t go over the salt ring to grab you so here is my loophole.
    1. Get a hollow hula hoop
    2. Fill the inside with salt
    3. Begin to hula hoop
    4. Never stop

    • @ligmadodo364
      @ligmadodo364 3 года назад +20

      your arms stick out over the hulahoop fam

    • @feodorawicked5014
      @feodorawicked5014 3 года назад +46

      @@ligmadodo364 Not if you don't have arms.

    • @ligmadodo364
      @ligmadodo364 3 года назад +14

      @@feodorawicked5014 lmao yes this is indeed factual

    • @heartz4lix
      @heartz4lix 3 года назад +2

      @@feodorawicked5014 what if the hula hoop stops and you can’t pick it up because you have no arms 👁👄👁

    • @feodorawicked5014
      @feodorawicked5014 3 года назад +5

      @@heartz4lix Then they should've been practicing their hula hooping instead of studying when they were kids. Get those priorities right.

  • @fnafbendyranger123x
    @fnafbendyranger123x Год назад +1

    Satan: you callin’ me a liar?
    Quinn: I ain’t callin’ you a truther!

  • @ch3rryxcx
    @ch3rryxcx Год назад +3

    The thirteen reasons joke with Courtney was genius 😂😂

  • @alexinisiapa
    @alexinisiapa 3 года назад +862

    App: you will die in 3 hours.
    Me: *kills myself
    App: no, this isnt how your suppose to play the game.

    • @crnpheonix2507
      @crnpheonix2507 3 года назад +49

      Wait.... That's illegal

    • @zero-zv4gj
      @zero-zv4gj 3 года назад +11

      Ant 909 satan and the grim reaper:tf? That’s illegal

    • @mellie3882
      @mellie3882 3 года назад +9

      Funnily enough that's kind of exactly what happened

    • @gamebawesome
      @gamebawesome 3 года назад +2

      Game over

    • @kingkitty026
      @kingkitty026 3 года назад +5

      Proceeds to make you immortal until those 3hrs end

  • @shark8123
    @shark8123 3 года назад +149

    still waiting for a “I’m sorry what was that, oh that’s what I thought you said” compilation

    • @dennischen5367
      @dennischen5367 3 года назад +13

      while we're at it i need a "shpookeh" compilation

    • @shark8123
      @shark8123 3 года назад +6

      @@dennischen5367 that would be another dream come true

    • @hfhxgdytfyguyghfyfhrbt6gxc749
      @hfhxgdytfyguyghfyfhrbt6gxc749 3 года назад +2

      I am too. I recommended that all the way back on the Billy Madison references video. 🤣

  • @CommFox
    @CommFox 5 месяцев назад +2

    I can’t take this movie seriously solely because I thought the demon’s name was Owen

  • @narqotics
    @narqotics 2 года назад +1

    "do you wanna build a snowman or something" lmaoo that reminds me that quinn actress actually played anna in the once upon a time series, "she just couldn't get away with obsessive stalkers" and she also played someone who got stalked

  • @215Days
    @215Days 3 года назад +2195

    15:40 Will nobody ask about the driver? Or at least how is the truck without a driver?
    Poor Drivers, always the protagonists we care about, never the drivers, especially the truck drivers.

    • @jeffreyluhnow9238
      @jeffreyluhnow9238 3 года назад +53

      I think the big bad demon guy must be driving the truck. That or they just forgot lol

    • @renesitoo
      @renesitoo 3 года назад +9

      The demon was controlling the car

    • @MrEgg-zb2nf
      @MrEgg-zb2nf 3 года назад +7

      @@jeffreyluhnow9238 probably the latter

    • @arlo4707
      @arlo4707 3 года назад +7

      on his way to isekai some more kids

    • @bangawa3441
      @bangawa3441 3 года назад

      lets just say its the demon cause it goes with the tale LOL let them slide this time

  • @TempusViator
    @TempusViator 3 года назад +625

    Haven’t heard of this one… I love that Dead Meat brings so many movies to my knowledge that I otherwise would've missed ♥️

    • @iisajudge5671
      @iisajudge5671 3 года назад +56

      The real question is how did you not hear about this movie the ads were everywhere.

    • @tonka4626
      @tonka4626 3 года назад +23

      How is tis 13 hours old? It just came back

    • @khakishark
      @khakishark 3 года назад +2

      @@iisajudge5671 exactly

    • @noheartjuno3204
      @noheartjuno3204 3 года назад

      @@tonka4626 Right😂

    • @smztiffanyz4939
      @smztiffanyz4939 3 года назад +2

      @@tonka4626 I think he’s a channel member so he/she gets the videos earlier than everyone else

  • @stacya8554
    @stacya8554 2 года назад +3

    Hi James I was wondering If You could do The Conjuring 1 and 2 I know there's no kills but I would make my day!😊❤

  • @got2bpinkboutique777
    @got2bpinkboutique777 Год назад +1

    i been binge watching an my stomach hurts i be laughing so hard so glad i came across this channel

  • @infernosmoke4960
    @infernosmoke4960 3 года назад +278

    “Who’s the manager”
    >Turns around turns around again<
    “Hello I’m the manager what can I help you with”

    • @Luka--uj7uh
      @Luka--uj7uh 3 года назад +14

      Use this on a Karen

    • @Shadowwrath-xv6sj
      @Shadowwrath-xv6sj 3 года назад +2

      Only if you’re the manager if you’re not the manager and Karen finds out.... you’re screwed

    • @weaselman6043
      @weaselman6043 3 года назад +5

      such a chad move

    • @gregsweet4303
      @gregsweet4303 3 года назад +1

      I've done it before i was the produce assistant manager and my manager was on surgery leave for 5 weeks, I come back from my lunch and this lady was complaining about us running out of tomatoes and she was almost yelling at me asking if I was going to pay for her gas cause she's lived 2 hours away blah blah blah so I ended up asking if she wanted to speak with my manager and she goes yes go fucking get him. I turned around took 2 steps forward turned back around and said, hi my manager is on surgery leave for the next couple weeks im the one in charge of the produce for the time being how may I help you with a huge smile on my face. Oh the expression she gave me.... PRICELESS!! And about 10 minutes later I end up seeing her talk to the store owner to bitch at me and i never got in trouble on fact I got mad props from him 😂😂

    • @Shadowwrath-xv6sj
      @Shadowwrath-xv6sj 3 года назад

      @@gregsweet4303 “there are no accidents”-master uguay

  • @ThisAnimeGal
    @ThisAnimeGal 3 года назад +350

    These kill counts are sometimes better than the movies. XD James is a gift.

    • @mr_hannya
      @mr_hannya 3 года назад +13

      I know right I'd rather watch this then the actual movie

    • @notadecimal6753
      @notadecimal6753 3 года назад

      @@mr_hannya or you can’t afford the real movie

    • @no_name8612
      @no_name8612 3 года назад

      lol

    • @raitsuki1986
      @raitsuki1986 3 года назад

      I knowww
      Also I watched the trailer and I’m glad he’s making some kill counts from movies that came out really recently (invisible man, babysitter killer queen etc)

    • @zaxx-pubgmobile8966
      @zaxx-pubgmobile8966 3 года назад +1

      @@notadecimal6753 tbh I rather watch these killcounts then the movie

  • @theonly_sails
    @theonly_sails 2 года назад +19

    Props to the guy at 8:04 who just did an amazing thing
    karen she deserves it