Ma (2019) KILL COUNT

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  • Опубликовано: 18 ноя 2024

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  • @DeadMeat
    @DeadMeat  4 года назад +5069

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    • @Portoman1923
      @Portoman1923 4 года назад +37

      Dead Meat hey dead! Remember me! YEAH IM BACK JAMES

    • @prod.sb_5254
      @prod.sb_5254 4 года назад +7

      Hi

    • @Whyhibye4111
      @Whyhibye4111 4 года назад +8

      What’s up Dead meat

    • @vetalodge3331
      @vetalodge3331 4 года назад +5

      Starship troopers

    • @gamershark5627
      @gamershark5627 4 года назад +7

      CAN I HAVE A SHOUT OUT I HELPED MAKE ZOMBIE LAND DOUBLE TAP

  • @normoo2005
    @normoo2005 4 года назад +16014

    The best quote of the movie “ ma you got them pizza rolls “

    • @yourgirlbella1395
      @yourgirlbella1395 4 года назад +323

      James's has the best quotes in the videos Lmao, He should be a writer for jokes cause he knows actual jokes.

    • @justsomerandomstuff7163
      @justsomerandomstuff7163 4 года назад +65

      Facts my guy facts

    • @bababa1
      @bababa1 4 года назад +36

      ruclips.net/video/QX2LQyFFYAI/видео.html

    • @goobi8881
      @goobi8881 4 года назад +94

      @@bababa1 you freaking
      Pizza Rolled me

    • @-izukumidoriya-695
      @-izukumidoriya-695 4 года назад +55

      Ma do got them pizza rolls

  • @famousthaneus9810
    @famousthaneus9810 4 года назад +3742

    There’s another kill that everyone forgets about/no one notices: The girl who went to the parties and pretended to be asleep. She was in the final scene. She got struck with an iron and no one ever went to grab her as the house went up in flames

  • @FizzyPopVevo
    @FizzyPopVevo 4 года назад +21452

    Imagine creating a movie just to cheer up your friend because every role she taken has her being killed.

  • @Afterasilence
    @Afterasilence 2 года назад +1628

    I feel like Ma is such a realistic villain. Driven by trauma she begins to enact her revenge. She doesn’t do anything that doesn’t make sense, she keeps her daughter home in fear of her suffering the same trauma she did at her age. And she just wants to have a normal high school experience so she gets it in with the teenagers at the local high school pretending to be one of them. This movie made me cry and it wasn’t undeserved it was so tragic seeing sue-Ann fall down a dark path due to past trauma inflicted upon her at to young an age.

    • @CarassiusAu
      @CarassiusAu 10 месяцев назад +37

      Honestly, it would’ve been somewhat a bittersweet/wholesome story if Ma had just normally partied with the kids and kept it at that

    • @msjkramey
      @msjkramey 9 месяцев назад +59

      ​@@CarassiusAunah, that would have just been a different type of thriller. I have a younger sibling that is still in high school while I'm almost 30, and it would be creepy af if I tried to party with him and his friends. This woman is old enough to be their parent so that's even worse. I went to a house party once the summer after I graduated high school and the dad was home hitting on drunk kids. Absolutely disgusting behavior

    • @NotoriousFoxxx
      @NotoriousFoxxx 4 месяца назад +3

      I see opposite. Its so ridiculous to me. Unrealistic as ever

    • @Emma-fr9id
      @Emma-fr9id 3 месяца назад +7

      Honestly, it's what makes her so UN realistic to me - I was intensely bullied during my school years in many of the ways that Ma does in this movie (blackmail, psychical bullying, coercion, mental bullying, sexual assault) and I can't imagine ever wanting to do that to someone else. Let alone graduating to straight up torture/murder. On people who weren't even alive at the time! If you've gone through stuff like that, even if you're the least empathetic person in the world, doing stuff like that to others just feels so distasteful. I hate that whole "hurt people hurt people" shtick - because myself and a lot of my friends chose to do the opposite, precisely BECAUSE we had been hurt. It's still a good movie, but if I think too hard about Ma's motivations the whole thing falls apart for me. (plus it's like not even revenge bc the kids weren't the ones who did it to her)

    • @danmakes2497
      @danmakes2497 3 месяца назад +1

      Make you cry, how? She asked the boy to stripe.

  • @Malum09
    @Malum09 4 года назад +3398

    Ah yes, the Carrie Franchise: Carrie, The Rage: Carrie 2, Carrie and Carrie

    • @diegoofthecosmos
      @diegoofthecosmos 4 года назад +75

      I was gonna like the comment, but it was 69, so I don't wanna mess with fate

    • @BunPlus11
      @BunPlus11 4 года назад +47

      @@diegoofthecosmos
      Bad news...It went up a lot

    • @diegoofthecosmos
      @diegoofthecosmos 4 года назад +24

      @@BunPlus11 oh. well, I'm gonna like it now.

    • @project-namka
      @project-namka 4 года назад +18

      I prefer the 2013 reboot of Carrie

    • @M1ZUH4RA
      @M1ZUH4RA 4 года назад +9

      100th like 🤠

  • @nolangodin6905
    @nolangodin6905 4 года назад +9816

    I love how everyone else gets permanent injuries while darrell just gets sum paint he can wash off in a day,

    • @karama5562
      @karama5562 4 года назад +986

      Some people in the other comments said that the paint is lead paint so it’s poisonous, not sure how true that is. One dude said it was going to mess up his face even if it’s taken off

    • @donfrye9185
      @donfrye9185 3 года назад +665

      Some paints are pretty hard to take off, like you have to use something extremely volatile like gasoline to get it off. But yeah, he got off relatively easy (no pun intended)

    • @donfrye9185
      @donfrye9185 3 года назад +389

      Just read some of the other comments, it could be cement which absolutely could cause significant damage to someone’s face. I know regular cement mix will give you acid burns if left on your skin because it has a pretty high ph level when wet. I’ve heard it takes around three weeks to heal from the burns.
      Idk what she used, but I think it was more a racial thing.

    • @Nucleotide5313
      @Nucleotide5313 3 года назад +188

      @@donfrye9185 don’t wanna be “that guy” but if the pH is high then it’s alkaline so technically it wouldn’t be an acid burn.

    • @largedaddybennett9167
      @largedaddybennett9167 3 года назад +32

      @@Nucleotide5313 I though it was the opposite, like alkaline water has a pH level below 3, and lemonade has a pH of, like, 8

  • @adamh9494
    @adamh9494 4 года назад +4185

    As a writer, it’s the little things that make me love this channel, like “smoke stack-side stack smoking.”

    • @DeadMeat
      @DeadMeat  4 года назад +1086

      Thank you! I try to have at least a few little phrases that I'm proud of in each episode. That was definitely one of them.

    • @waylonchapin918
      @waylonchapin918 4 года назад +26

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    • @butterwantschoclate9364
      @butterwantschoclate9364 4 года назад +59

      @@waylonchapin918 me when I drink the drano

    • @matthewallen445
      @matthewallen445 4 года назад +43

      I think the five dozen eggs thing was clever too, since Luke Evans, who played Ben, was Gaston in the Beauty and the Beast remake.

    • @arvid3038
      @arvid3038 3 года назад +2

      @@butterwantschoclate9364 if you are trenching!

  • @striderreborn1467
    @striderreborn1467 3 года назад +460

    Fun Fact: Octavia Spencer only said yes to being in this movie on the condition that her villain would be given a sympathetic backstory and at some level they gave her one which doesn't condone her actions but helps you understand them. Arguably The core of the story is about how the past sins of the previous generation can negatively affect the current one. And also acknowledging that parents aren't perfect people. The real tragedy of the titular MA was that she never really grew up mentally after what happened to her, and fearing that her daughter would have the same troubling high school experience (And admit it, most people's high school experiences sucked and every parent's worst fear is their kids repeating their past mistakes or screwing up their lives in some way), it makes sense why she'd want to shelter her own child but was too stuck in her head to realize how much the world and by-extension people have changed. But at the end of the day, most of these adults who were killed were terrible people who either never really respect the privacy of their kids or never regretted their past actions enough to be mature or better people, thereby making them easy to hate enough to see them die with a small sense of wish-fulfillment.

    • @CYMotorsport
      @CYMotorsport Год назад +4

      You couldn’t confidently say the movie is about past transgressions. The film isn’t sharp enough to address it as a payoff. Your conclusions are mere educated assumptions. Key word educated. Hence my frustration. I think you’re right, but I’m not giving the film credit for that. They chose to not address it. The set up was superb. But it’s clear to me atleast that this movie’s third act had a straight razor taken to it. The trouble with that is it rests on its laurels so to speak with a very clever 1&2 acts hoping we don’t ask questions and just fill in the blanks. But there’s no real way to cleanly write that. It’s a bad film imo bc the character isn’t written to reflect complex emotions and negotiate how you could possible take a position on how rape justifies murder. Im being crass to cut through but you indeed need to walk that tight rope. To say the movie is “about that” lets a pretty poor 99 minute off the hook when it just as well could have been a pretty phenomenal 115 or so minute movie.but those 10-15 minutes were the most important part. A good contrast imo is something like The Orphan. Not perfect but my point is to address your set ups of a painful backstory, your character is going to have to be capable of such sick shit. Hence the ham fisted strip nude scene. I do think Scotty was aware the character does not display what would be required of her to later be aligned to actions she’d have to take to satisfy the payoff of acts 1 and 2. In the orphan we see a character who literally doesn’t even blink dishing out violence. Even Ma’s kills are removed of anything too personal and up close. An injection, a car, etc. and if the objection is well she’s meant to be a “normal” person not a clinical sociopath, I’d say 1. I’m not even so sure about that clinical part but 2. It would be the most unbelievable aspect of the whole film then to expect the audience to believe she’s a well balanced individual who also kidnaps, sexually assaults, and murders . For someone with such convictions to hatch this plan, she sure struggled to really do anything to anyone not already written in a way that felt easier to ignore the whole revenge theme. You proved that exact point already stating how the adults were written in a way you’re okay with them dying. Thats my point. It wants its cake and to eat it too and for that it gets nothing - as deprived as this script was from actual 3rd act meat & potatoes.

    • @msjkramey
      @msjkramey 9 месяцев назад +18

      ​​@CYMotorsport you can "function" and still be dealing with trauma, still be dealing with revenge fantasies. I was 14 when I was r*ped and I became su*cidal and constantly fantasized about provoking the guy into killing me so that I didn't have to end it myself and he would also go to jail. Meanwhile, I was also a leader in my community and I earned a prestigious scholarship, but it was also the beginning of the end. The longer I didn't address it, the more the cracks began to show. Never did the revenge thing, but I did start drinking really heavily, lost my scholarship, and tried to end it all more than once. Ended up in a coma for 3 days and I almost died, which was traumatic in itself. I had to relearn how to feed myself, how to walk again. You'd never know any of that looking at me, but I have to deal with that every effing day. But tell me all about how r*pe doesn't feel like it justifies m*rder. (I don't think an eye for an eye is okay, but I know how it feels to want it all too well)

    • @cyanidesmile7263
      @cyanidesmile7263 6 месяцев назад +12

      ​@@CYMotorsport bruh that's a lot of words that say nothing.

  • @bb-ih9hg
    @bb-ih9hg 4 года назад +9771

    This older woman sat behind me during the movie and when she ran Mercedes over, she went, "MMMHMMM." and I agree. Mhm indeed.

    • @1slandss
      @1slandss 4 года назад +107

      Oh uh-

    • @kiwas11
      @kiwas11 4 года назад +165

      It was more more of “OH...mmmhmmm”

    • @xiaowo5666
      @xiaowo5666 4 года назад +19

      Lmfao

    • @gretathuumberg
      @gretathuumberg 4 года назад +10

      What an interesting thing to lie about

    • @Giornosdonuts13
      @Giornosdonuts13 4 года назад +59

      Greta Thu'umberg how tf did your eyes fly to this person and see if it happened or not?

  • @blindingnadesignitioncode5213
    @blindingnadesignitioncode5213 4 года назад +11183

    That’s sad how she already expected to be a minor actor in her role, she deserves better!

    • @youremostage9217
      @youremostage9217 4 года назад +278

      I agree

    • @theworstintheworld1648
      @theworstintheworld1648 4 года назад +746

      @Takiz
      ???

    • @jeffhurtson5211
      @jeffhurtson5211 4 года назад +431

      @Takiz she probably thinks that no one would give her the role of star

    • @xpathogen2399
      @xpathogen2399 4 года назад +582

      Takiz That’s a sad reality. When people appoint some black stars in horror movies, they die earlier than the white stars. This has been going on for so long. I’d expect the same thing too.

    • @BovineIntervention
      @BovineIntervention 4 года назад +38

      @@xpathogen2399 That had happened before but its 2019 dude. It's honestly hard even watching this kill count after hearing that line. It just reminds me how some people really believe they're victims no matter what.

  • @imstillskittles9540
    @imstillskittles9540 4 года назад +2118

    “The type of guy who eats 5 dozen eggs in the morning”that’s a beauty and the beat reference because he plays Gaston

    • @magickandunicorns7421
      @magickandunicorns7421 4 года назад +7

      J&L Lloyd lmao i just commented something about that😂

    • @asiancynical4682
      @asiancynical4682 4 года назад +2

      We know.. I mean i know

    • @mintea.mp3
      @mintea.mp3 4 года назад +4

      Like bruh that’s like 60 eggs or something

    • @FullArcher05
      @FullArcher05 4 года назад +15

      *When I was a lad, I ate four dozen eggs, every morning to help get large!*

    • @bodenhaufler5396
      @bodenhaufler5396 4 года назад +6

      i hear that hes roughly the size of a barge

  • @Crunch_Carter
    @Crunch_Carter 3 года назад +3562

    Can’t wait for Ma 2: Ma Returns where we learned Ma somehow escaped the house and live and we get 8 more Ma movies

  • @keikei8598
    @keikei8598 4 года назад +12644

    This movie actually has a good message about the dangers of grooming.

  • @Ghost47111
    @Ghost47111 4 года назад +2888

    I just realized that Ma was posted due to that fact it’s Mother’s Day I’m hella slow 💀🔥

  • @kenziecullen4434
    @kenziecullen4434 4 года назад +5129

    *Fun Fact:* Ma really wasn’t supposed to die in the original ending. Apparently, the original ending had Ma successfully beheading the teens and sewing their heads on each other’s bodies

    • @ToxicDelusionzz
      @ToxicDelusionzz 4 года назад +743

      Kenzie Cullen that would’ve been so epic

    • @dekyriajones6294
      @dekyriajones6294 4 года назад +678

      I WANNA SEE THAT ENDING RIGHT NOW😭

    • @streamsos
      @streamsos 4 года назад +511

      Not going to lie Ma was my favorite character anyway so that would have been cool. Also many horror movies end with the protagonists escaping last second so it would have been better

    • @mozariahrain8363
      @mozariahrain8363 4 года назад +131

      I would have absolutely adored that. Damn i want that version now!

    • @GingerBreadMan1178
      @GingerBreadMan1178 4 года назад +114

      Sounds pretty good. Lots of horror villains don't survive often.

  • @KraylebStudios
    @KraylebStudios Год назад +485

    I love how the first question she had about the movie was "Do I die in the first 15 minutes". She's aware of the stereotype lmao

    • @ronburgundy244
      @ronburgundy244 8 месяцев назад +20

      I mean she's already been through that song and dance before. Remember she was in Rob Zombie's Halloween 2. That said, it's a little sad that she felt the need to ask that question given her best friend was the one making the movie.

    • @nohayninguna
      @nohayninguna 6 месяцев назад

      I mean fucking obviously. She’s Black and a woman in the film industry doesn’t take two mins of that identity to be aware, takes less.

  • @theyeetshiba893
    @theyeetshiba893 4 года назад +3245

    Dude. Face painted white. The least harmful thing ma did. Jesus he’s lucky

    • @Lily-bp3ln
      @Lily-bp3ln 4 года назад +144

      The Yeet Corgi it could leave permanent skin damage and he could get things like skin cancer which can lead to death

    • @mrorangesauce9770
      @mrorangesauce9770 4 года назад +272

      xlily.angelx yeah it’s just a shame they cut out the worst character punishment, Dave. Dave was forced to smoke a whole cigarette and has a chance of getting lung cancer

    • @gstxd
      @gstxd 4 года назад +73

      MrOrange Sauce i’m pretty sure that’s not how it works, you need to smoke a shit ton of cigarettes to get lung cancer

    • @omarslayz
      @omarslayz 4 года назад +37

      MrOrange Sauce i’m pretty sure just one cigarette doesn’t cause lung cancer

    • @jeltje50
      @jeltje50 4 года назад +23

      @@mrorangesauce9770 how old are you lol.......

  • @silverobscurity
    @silverobscurity 4 года назад +4409

    Ma tortures everyone, but then she gets to Darrell and just decides to give him a little face paint

    • @Bruh-hq1hx
      @Bruh-hq1hx 4 года назад +354

      The paint is toxic

    • @nhdr4n
      @nhdr4n 4 года назад +435

      Nico The white paint was supposed to be poisonous I think

    • @N1gHtStAlKeR726
      @N1gHtStAlKeR726 4 года назад +131

      @@nhdr4n Lead Paint?

    • @yaboique6650
      @yaboique6650 4 года назад +68

      Lightskin lives matter

    • @yaboique6650
      @yaboique6650 4 года назад +49

      Gay lives matter

  • @hakunamatata4975
    @hakunamatata4975 4 года назад +7612

    i was half asleep and read "ma kill count" and i was like yeah james, we know it's yours

    • @skylarburrows9067
      @skylarburrows9067 4 года назад +41

      lol

    • @punani_slayer4209
      @punani_slayer4209 4 года назад +16

      Dont you mean "my"

    • @YouknowtherulesAndsodoIGoodbye
      @YouknowtherulesAndsodoIGoodbye 4 года назад +279

      @@punani_slayer4209 that was the joke

    • @punani_slayer4209
      @punani_slayer4209 4 года назад +9

      @@YouknowtherulesAndsodoIGoodbye read my comment again and maybe you'll understand in a few years when your age hits the double digits

    • @charisardmegax
      @charisardmegax 4 года назад +250

      Double digits or not the joke still makes sense and your lack of understanding doesn't.

  • @mr.anxiety7567
    @mr.anxiety7567 3 года назад +266

    You know, this kinda worked as a believable story because of the fact that Ma was played by such a warm actress. Hell, she just seems so fun and inviting at first that I forgot she was a weird murderer. I strangely found myself sympathizing with her.

  • @Kevin_K
    @Kevin_K 4 года назад +739

    Carrie is gonna be really hard to kill count with those bodies at prom. Kinda like purge counting

    • @Guilmon470
      @Guilmon470 4 года назад +37

      Omg, I didn't even think about that. You're right, all have to be counted due to the being trapped/burning.

    • @kimberlymichelle723
      @kimberlymichelle723 4 года назад +18

      I was thinking that same exact thing and he has to do that... 4 times if he's including that one weird one where it was supposed to be a pilot for a Carrie tv show but then got turned into a SyFy 'original' movie.

    • @Kevin_K
      @Kevin_K 4 года назад +10

      Kimberly Michelle ? I think he James is referring to Stephen kings Carrie ???

    • @tonypeppermint5329
      @tonypeppermint5329 4 года назад +6

      Oh boy.

    • @StripeyShima
      @StripeyShima 4 года назад +9

      Z1Flame IIRC he said “Carrie franchise.”

  • @charax-1
    @charax-1 4 года назад +915

    Movie trailer: character gets killed
    James: where's my chainsaw?

    • @cowfarmer8824
      @cowfarmer8824 4 года назад +4

      Skai Storm he do be protective of his kills

    • @charax-1
      @charax-1 4 года назад

      He very much went from happy ol regular James to serious James in seconds

  • @dystopia6074
    @dystopia6074 4 года назад +766

    When you count James' Kill Count during this quarantine, it's like he never actually had his break and actually posted every week since the start of the year.

    • @lloydzeroa.k.aforger6990
      @lloydzeroa.k.aforger6990 4 года назад +7

      Poor james.

    • @vigil8400
      @vigil8400 4 года назад +23

      Because he cares for his viewer :)

    • @oopoppopposite631
      @oopoppopposite631 4 года назад +16

      Probably because since quarantine he doesn’t have a lot to do but idk I’m sure he’d take a break if he needed too.

    • @ceilingfan2007
      @ceilingfan2007 4 года назад +7

      WE LOVE YOU JAMES THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR TRYING SO HARD FOR US

  • @RizzyFNfan1
    @RizzyFNfan1 3 года назад +278

    The poor guy didn’t get his pizza roles

  • @mechateamleaderx5817
    @mechateamleaderx5817 4 года назад +1728

    Trailers: Reveals the kill count for the movie.
    James: _Oh... More to add to the kill count I see..._
    Edit: Wow... I didn’t honestly think this comment would get this many likes. Thank you all who did so!

    • @haden636
      @haden636 4 года назад +24

      More like "aawww man now im out of a job!"

    • @kalipsy5700
      @kalipsy5700 4 года назад +5

      Why would a trailer even do that?

    • @noahsan92
      @noahsan92 4 года назад

      MechaTeamLeader X "wait, the not how you play the game!"

    • @t57thetank
      @t57thetank 4 года назад +2

      More like: *wait thats illegal*

    • @tonypeppermint5329
      @tonypeppermint5329 4 года назад

      Evil.

  • @kristapsmezulis4586
    @kristapsmezulis4586 4 года назад +3338

    Me at the start of the movie: ''Oh god , i hope the dog doesn't die.''

    • @sslimeyguyy
      @sslimeyguyy 4 года назад +75

      WAIT I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE

    • @phoenix2.020
      @phoenix2.020 4 года назад +76

      Same here. We were half right. She didn’t get rid of the dog but she did drain some of it’s blood out.

    • @asew7438
      @asew7438 4 года назад +73

      Phoenix 2.0 but it is ok. The dog just felt a bit weaker than usual, and soonly recovered.

    • @sslimeyguyy
      @sslimeyguyy 4 года назад +18

      Asew Usually they get hurt in some way so y’know, it’s kinda normal

    • @phoenix2.020
      @phoenix2.020 4 года назад +18

      @Asew, yep the dog survived, but Ben sure didn’t! 😂

  • @radando7074
    @radando7074 4 года назад +2164

    Are we going to ignore the fact that Maggie didn’t get her earrings back

    • @tanjo2368
      @tanjo2368 4 года назад +30

      And the Tyler girl doesn't get her bracelet back.
      *Weakling die. Big Deal.*

    • @KaylaBayla46
      @KaylaBayla46 4 года назад +7

      softtay - Her name was Stephanie.

    • @onelast8085
      @onelast8085 4 года назад +1

      Yes we are

    • @CeeWorld69
      @CeeWorld69 4 года назад +4

      Yes, because she got her life back and that’s all that matters in the end

    • @ngu-phxntom3252
      @ngu-phxntom3252 4 года назад

      700 likes now I'll miss 699

  • @DoubleKay31
    @DoubleKay31 Год назад +120

    Can’t believe that Luke Evans who had been Gaston in the live-action remake of “Beauty and the Beast” two years prior portrayed some kid’s father in this movie.

    • @iMajoraGaming
      @iMajoraGaming 3 месяца назад +1

      he'll always be bard the bowman to me which was even funnier lmao
      hobbit/ma crossover

  • @croissantsrwow
    @croissantsrwow 4 года назад +2443

    “Did the trailer reveal how many people died? Better not have cause that’s my job”

    • @chalemccalpin6130
      @chalemccalpin6130 4 года назад +9

      Yep lol😂

    • @josemourinho7729
      @josemourinho7729 4 года назад +5

      I SWEAR IF ANY LIKES THIS AFTER 420 U GAY NO JOKE NO SCAM

    • @luckybegum2518
      @luckybegum2518 4 года назад +4

      @@josemourinho7729 NOOOO 12 PEOPLE LIKED IT NOOOOO

    • @Lazar_STS
      @Lazar_STS 4 года назад +1

      Read this as he said it xd

    • @Garbageguitarist
      @Garbageguitarist 4 года назад +2

      Minecraft Player and that’s why you don’t have any subs oops to far

  • @sydnickiB
    @sydnickiB 4 года назад +6522

    The most unrealistic part of this movie was that the police officer both didn’t force himself inside Ma’s home and didn’t immediately pull out his gun when he heard screaming.

    • @wannabeaussie5809
      @wannabeaussie5809 4 года назад +850

      nah the most unrealistic part is when he didnt just straight shoot her for being black

    • @alexzander4426
      @alexzander4426 4 года назад +216

      Wannabe Aussie Bruh, why must you be racist and... cops-ist I guess? Really though, I hope your comment was supposed to be a joke (it’s hard to decipher sarcasm with written text).

    • @diablotry5154
      @diablotry5154 4 года назад +168

      @@wannabeaussie5809 Only in murica

    • @alexzander4426
      @alexzander4426 4 года назад +33

      @@adriansherman You never know. I've seen many other racially charged comments on this vid that aren't jokes

    • @ursaminor9780
      @ursaminor9780 4 года назад +53

      Wannabe Aussie
      You’re both wrong. The most unrealistic part is that the cop didn’t also shoot Jeanie, only for crowds on Twitter to say she shouldn’t have been living with a psycho, and should’ve reported her mother earlier.

  • @KatelynVesco
    @KatelynVesco 4 года назад +11470

    Ma is the most realistic movie I've ever seen simply because of course there's nothing else for teenagers in rural Ohio to do other than beg strangers for booze

    • @galileo_the_star_lion
      @galileo_the_star_lion 4 года назад +226

      And rural Indiana too. It sucks here.

    • @kev614
      @kev614 4 года назад +54

      Yeah I hate it here😩

    • @potato7348
      @potato7348 4 года назад +27

      @@galileo_the_star_lion indiana gang 🤭

    • @attackbrains2095
      @attackbrains2095 4 года назад +51

      and of course eating corn to stop the spread.

    • @loganmoreau7569
      @loganmoreau7569 4 года назад +28

      Attack Brains come down today, and try some corn, or we will sacrifice your newborn, Ahhhhhhh-

  • @joshmassman3222
    @joshmassman3222 3 года назад +142

    Octavia Spencer is one of my favorite actresses of all time. She is so versatile with her role, from Sue Ann to Milly from The Help

  • @largedaddybennett9167
    @largedaddybennett9167 4 года назад +4784

    I thought it was funny “Mercedes” was killed by a car

  • @dris007
    @dris007 4 года назад +2471

    Ma is that friend your mom warns you about

    • @tomlay3593
      @tomlay3593 4 года назад +118

      Or is she
      That mum your friend
      warns you about

    • @theyoutubeidiot6203
      @theyoutubeidiot6203 4 года назад +33

      That hits a little too close to home😂. I used to know a chick who was almost as crazy, just minus the murder.

    • @nerfbros2399
      @nerfbros2399 4 года назад

      Tom Lay that’s what he said

    • @bitchurmommaisa1262
      @bitchurmommaisa1262 4 года назад

      lol yea

    • @theuniverse3064
      @theuniverse3064 4 года назад +2

      @@nerfbros2399 no its not?

  • @mazemarz2395
    @mazemarz2395 4 года назад +1651

    I like how everyone is just glossing over the fact that Amanda young from the saw series was a country singer
    (Edit: OMG thx for all the likes)

  • @Hypnobard6115
    @Hypnobard6115 2 года назад +44

    the insult of calling someone "flatter than tap water" is just great.

  • @gamer_guz
    @gamer_guz 4 года назад +2263

    "Not only do you not die you're the killer"
    Spencer's Character: *Dies at the end of the movie*
    so that was a freaking lie

    • @remusxtian6692
      @remusxtian6692 4 года назад +297

      I think he meant she doesn't die in the first 15 minutes

    • @gamer_guz
      @gamer_guz 4 года назад +48

      Remus XTIAN oh that would make sense.

    • @daviskaedrick4830
      @daviskaedrick4830 4 года назад +10

      I don’t think she died-

    • @meer4037
      @meer4037 4 года назад +3

      Is this a good movie?

    • @NA-xp2cr
      @NA-xp2cr 4 года назад +7

      If she died there couldn't be a sequel.

  • @havok1086
    @havok1086 4 года назад +2073

    “Flatter than tap water” bruh you ever tasted cold tap water late at night when you’re dehydrated

  • @Pajuretry
    @Pajuretry 4 года назад +418

    I was expecting James to say “YOU GOT MA FACED”when someone got needled

  • @user-pc6ly1yq1c
    @user-pc6ly1yq1c 3 года назад +31

    I’m late but i realized some foreshadowing earlier in this movie. When the main character and wheel chair girl meet wheel chair girl says you’re a life saver, and maggie says you too. Seems like a normal embarrassing moment but at the end of the movie both of them save eachothers lives. I thought it was pretty cool :)

  • @licidly
    @licidly 4 года назад +1597

    this movie made me cry.. not because it was scary, mostly because it was sad. she was bullied all throughout high school, probably already had mental illness. they made it worse. she struggled and no body cared to help her. they just left her in the dark. she died alone, in that house. in a fire.

    • @banshii5216
      @banshii5216 4 года назад +58

      If u think about it its kinda an uno reverse card effect

    • @queerlibtardhippie9357
      @queerlibtardhippie9357 4 года назад +223

      i would feel bad for her if she didnt do it to the kids instead of just the parents

    • @solarfreak1107
      @solarfreak1107 4 года назад +76

      Throughout the whole movie, I saw MA as the victim. I really did.

    • @valentino-yv4vw
      @valentino-yv4vw 4 года назад +3

      who would want to be friends with her in the first place xd

    • @cringygirl1233
      @cringygirl1233 4 года назад +14

      I Really think they should make a “Ma 2”

  • @strangescorpion1741
    @strangescorpion1741 4 года назад +452

    She wanted revenge for dying in all those other movies

    • @thatonedemonchild624
      @thatonedemonchild624 4 года назад +6

      Yes.

    • @DodoRibeiro-ts6po
      @DodoRibeiro-ts6po 4 года назад +13

      Octavia was pissed after being brutally butchered by Michael Myers in RZ's H2 and becamed a killer herself

  • @honeybun8823
    @honeybun8823 4 года назад +1808

    I just realized that Andy doesn’t have a family now. His dad was killed by Ma from bleeding out and Ma also ran over Mercedes, who was Andy’s Dads girlfriend, so unless he has a grandmother or grandfather he can live with, he doesn’t have a family now.

    • @haveagoodday7021
      @haveagoodday7021 3 года назад +86

      I assume he'd live with Maggie and her family

    • @tavereal
      @tavereal 3 года назад +41

      so he's an orphan if he doesn't have grandparents...huh?
      let's make that happen...
      -TechnoBlade

    • @fnafgirl8874
      @fnafgirl8874 3 года назад +18

      @@tavereal TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES

    • @movinitlikedat45
      @movinitlikedat45 3 года назад +7

      Maybe he moved in with Chaz's family or Darrell's family.

    • @randompromises1038
      @randompromises1038 3 года назад +25

      as someone who used to be an orphan, yeah he'll either go live with a family member (if they'll take him) or he'll just be in the foster system.

  • @otakamerd1220
    @otakamerd1220 3 года назад +35

    Can't wait for the sequel Ma: There's a Weird Cat Outside

    • @milotic4243
      @milotic4243 3 года назад +1

      I’d pay anything to see that in theaters.
      *“Ma!! It LoOkS lIkE gRaMmA!!”*

    • @Outlawguy
      @Outlawguy 4 месяца назад

      Ma 3: the one where ma isn’t in it

  • @theuniverseninja5448
    @theuniverseninja5448 4 года назад +1108

    There is an alternate ending that revealed that Sue Ann actually survived the fire. Andy even said that they declared her dead even though they never found her body. But I guess alternate endings don't count for the kill count, do they?

    • @Lucas_F_Melo
      @Lucas_F_Melo 4 года назад +16

      Where's this ending? DVD version? I only watched the theatrical version.

    • @itzmiggyl2423
      @itzmiggyl2423 4 года назад +30

      They do cus in unfriended the dark web, James tell all alterbate endings.

    • @RichWeigel
      @RichWeigel 4 года назад +7

      So where is Ma part 2 gonna take place...rural Indiana?

    • @masonmacdonald4620
      @masonmacdonald4620 4 года назад +11

      @@itzmiggyl2423 Yeah, but he technically didn't count those for the final Kill Count.

  • @JargonMadjin
    @JargonMadjin 4 года назад +2068

    "Want to be in a horror movie?"
    "Do I die in it?"
    "No, you do the killing."
    "I'm in."
    Said everyone ever in the history of film-making. If you're offered the role of the killer, go for it, lol

    • @VeNoMziV
      @VeNoMziV 4 года назад +31

      Jargon Madjin 'still dies at the end.. lol

    • @TyAshton
      @TyAshton 4 года назад +18

      Ma and the actor were both lied to.

    • @Shawno625
      @Shawno625 4 года назад +32

      Will the sequel be called MAMA

    • @tomatoegg8717
      @tomatoegg8717 4 года назад +10

      @@VeNoMziV she doesnt

    • @Theoneandonlymanhimself
      @Theoneandonlymanhimself 4 года назад +8

      yeah, I'd be the killer for a debut role, but not if I were already really famous like Octavia. horror movies reflect your morals, and I don't want to be seen like that

  • @deformedalbinogamingcat5854
    @deformedalbinogamingcat5854 4 года назад +2297

    Just kinda sat there like “so getting his face painted white was a horrible punishment of all the people there, huh?”

    • @notkingali1798
      @notkingali1798 4 года назад +134

      Deformed albino Gaming cat paint is toxic so if it stayed for a while It could cause permanent damage to the skin.

    • @indyana5899
      @indyana5899 4 года назад +36

      NotKing Ali it was on for like 5 minutes at most

    • @OldSwampo
      @OldSwampo 4 года назад +125

      @@notkingali1798 Like... Barely. Yeah its toxic to ingest and makes toxic fumes but it doesn't cause deep tissue damage. It might leave an annoying rash and if it were really bad it could cause minor led poisoning, but it would certainly heal without much trouble. Painters get paint on their skin all the time and often it stays there for hours, until they are done working for the day.

    • @brightbeyonddarkness
      @brightbeyonddarkness 4 года назад +22

      @@OldSwampo What would be worse is if his body would've been covered fully in paint so he'd suffocate but only his face was painted so yeah. Nothing bad.

    • @hayden8378
      @hayden8378 4 года назад +28

      I’m pretty sure his punishment was watching everyone else’s

  • @furiousfadefan7493
    @furiousfadefan7493 3 года назад +174

    I’d rather watch these kill counts then the real movie😭😭🤣😂😂

  • @catherinep7483
    @catherinep7483 4 года назад +1548

    Very weird to see the guy who played Farkle in Girl Meets World making out with an adult who just so happens to be a serial killer. Childhood *ruined.*

    • @TrainBoi227
      @TrainBoi227 4 года назад +51

      I knew I recognized the kid from somewhere...

    • @croissant._.003
      @croissant._.003 4 года назад +60

      He's also an adult now.... He's 21

    • @No.1MenLiker
      @No.1MenLiker 4 года назад +9

      Atleast it wasn't the way mine was ruined..... *hello darkness my old friend*

    • @lovegodloveothers3404
      @lovegodloveothers3404 4 года назад +5

      @b u b b l e s LMAOOO

    • @Cam.manisy
      @Cam.manisy 3 года назад +2

      Did he die tho? Can someone comment every person that died because it seemed like he was still alive

  • @clubsnatcher
    @clubsnatcher 4 года назад +469

    The dads introduced getting a blowie and the revenge revolves around a blowie. There is a theme of blowies.

  • @LocalGH16
    @LocalGH16 4 года назад +3233

    Damn I was expecting the backstory to be her just being tricked into kissing a pig or something but nope that’s way, way! Darker than what I expected

    • @gayfrogs685
      @gayfrogs685 4 года назад +10

      oh yeah like that one movie

    • @ColinCartoons
      @ColinCartoons 4 года назад +10

      What happened?

    • @crimberlies
      @crimberlies 4 года назад +6

      @Gary 'Roach' Sanderson can you explain though ? for some reason subtitles are "not available"

    • @justlive2809
      @justlive2809 4 года назад +5

      as in reality high 😂 really

    • @toyfreddy4544
      @toyfreddy4544 3 года назад +35

      @@crimberlies so ma got a letter from that kids dad in high school that said "hey you come into the closet after school" and then when she did what seemed like the whole school was there and like every boy in the entire school RAPED her, so yes very tragic and most of the people she killed deserved it.

  • @shadowdramon01
    @shadowdramon01 3 года назад +8

    2:40: That guy was also the Dean of the main character’s school in the last season of the Disney channel sitcom ANT Farm. What’s more, Andy is played by the kid who played Farkle, Minkus’ son in the Boy Meets World sequel, Girl Meets World, which was also on Disney Channel, and Octavia Spencer was a one-off villain in Wizards of Waverly Place. And with Luke Evans as Gaston, that’s at least four Disney connections in this film.

  • @tylerhopee9323
    @tylerhopee9323 4 года назад +384

    I like the TLC reference “Don’t go chasing other water stalls just stick to the basement and the rooms that your use too”😂😂

    • @seanmma5771
      @seanmma5771 4 года назад +2

      T_ World the other guys 😂😂😂👍🏻👍🏻

    • @ethanlivemere1162
      @ethanlivemere1162 4 года назад +4

      "that your use too"
      Holy grammar

    • @justahuglyahhboi9676
      @justahuglyahhboi9676 4 года назад +1

      I knew i heard something sounded familiar lol

    • @tylerhopee9323
      @tylerhopee9323 4 года назад

      Ethan Livemere have fun with those 4 likes clown😂😌

  • @littlepinkvelv
    @littlepinkvelv 4 года назад +959

    ma is the equivalent of *_“my mom's gonna kill me”_*

  • @malory6312
    @malory6312 4 года назад +1521

    2 people I noticed right away: Farkle from Girl Meets World, and Gaston from live-action Beauty and the Beast. Anyone else notice them.

    • @robynmcswain3796
      @robynmcswain3796 4 года назад +67

      yeah when I first saw it, I was like “that’s farkle”.

    • @elsamarie1921
      @elsamarie1921 4 года назад +14

      Omfg you're right

    • @ekkofizix
      @ekkofizix 4 года назад +27

      I ONLY saw Farkle

    • @LucianUchiha
      @LucianUchiha 4 года назад +9

      He’s also in this Hulu movie ‘School Spirit’. The second I saw him all I could think was “Minkus...”

    • @kennedy3735
      @kennedy3735 4 года назад +2

      Sarah E thats the same person

  • @invalidpersn4496
    @invalidpersn4496 3 года назад +71

    This movie is amazing
    It can disturb and scare you without many kills and tells a story of a broken begrudged woman who still is seething in rage after high school

  • @Xiiki
    @Xiiki 4 года назад +2429

    MA THeRES A CaT OuTSiDe It LoOkS LikE GrAnDmA.

  • @crashvds777
    @crashvds777 4 года назад +359

    “Taking that Ma-shot was a total Ma-stake”
    We don’t deserve James A. Janisse

  • @slimjim7873
    @slimjim7873 4 года назад +297

    Leave it to James to be able to make Mother’s Day frightening

  • @jessehudson7036
    @jessehudson7036 3 года назад +23

    This host is adorable in all the right ways. I'd like to hire him to narrate horror movies as I watch them in my living room.

  • @da_oldman7301
    @da_oldman7301 4 года назад +2014

    I’m surprised when Mercedes got run over and he didn’t do a car joke
    Thanks for the 1000 likes

    • @thedude8457
      @thedude8457 4 года назад +56

      Yeah, usually, in a slasher movie the killer makes a bad joke about the kill.

    • @musiqsangel
      @musiqsangel 4 года назад +19

      Missi Pyle of roadkill was great tho lol

    • @somebodykares1
      @somebodykares1 4 года назад +18

      Likely would have been more ironic and noticeable if Mercedes was ran over by a Mercedes instead of a Truck

    • @gnarly.bulblax
      @gnarly.bulblax 4 года назад +6

      *KACHOOOOOOW*

    • @kalin9ne651
      @kalin9ne651 4 года назад +1

      I just got that

  • @WaffledPigeon
    @WaffledPigeon 4 года назад +2293

    Ok, so Ma is basically the LovelyPeaches of horror movies.

    • @yourmom9283
      @yourmom9283 4 года назад +165

      Youre banned from my house

    • @ecentric936
      @ecentric936 4 года назад +60

      @@yourmom9283 no...ma is like hello neighbor since ur not allowed in the house, she holds tons of secrets, and she keeps a gate that requires a key(keycard)🤔

    • @yourmom9283
      @yourmom9283 4 года назад +6

      Ur also banned

    • @saltyfoxs
      @saltyfoxs 4 года назад +4

      W o a h
      Another fellow gachatuber :o

    • @ygeeme
      @ygeeme 4 года назад +4

      Ahaha

  • @irenerandazzo4206
    @irenerandazzo4206 4 года назад +837

    This is a movie about "that quiet girl in school". Just this quiet girl decided revenge is a dish best served cold.

    • @trickytraveller3272
      @trickytraveller3272 4 года назад +44

      Unfortunately this revenge was reheated in the microwave of evil in the end

    • @dude78913
      @dude78913 3 года назад +7

      Kind of like Sleepaway Camp

    • @gravityfallscanada
      @gravityfallscanada 3 года назад

      This movie is absolute trash!!! Painting a black man's face white!? This is racist!!!
      How could anyone enjoy this evil movie! Plus a pedo kiss!? 🤮🤬

    • @gravityfallscanada
      @gravityfallscanada 3 года назад +1

      @BlouBear77
      More like shock value for quick buck. What a disgusting movie.

    • @toxicdemon1315
      @toxicdemon1315 3 года назад +2

      @@trickytraveller3272 Too bad her warranty was about to expire

  • @talkinghoorse6936
    @talkinghoorse6936 2 года назад +20

    Imagine being forced to strip at gunpoint in front of your friends and responding with "You got me 😁".

  • @DanteRU0312
    @DanteRU0312 4 года назад +646

    Seems like she just wanted to be a cool kid she never was, hosting parties and acting all cool with other high-scoolers. And then they rebuffed her and that started her breakdown.

    • @marcopolo3298
      @marcopolo3298 4 года назад +19

      Her break down started when she began faking her daughters illness

  • @marioprieto5706
    @marioprieto5706 4 года назад +374

    3 kill counts in a week, kinda starting to like quarantine.

  • @kevdavies12345
    @kevdavies12345 4 года назад +296

    Luke Evans is so underrated and underutilised in this movie

    • @primeup6955
      @primeup6955 4 года назад +13

      The writing was kinda trash for this. It could've bn so much better though..it was hella potential here.

    • @eliasboo
      @eliasboo 4 года назад

      🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

    • @antoniobrooks1113
      @antoniobrooks1113 4 года назад +4

      He’s underused in every movie sadly due to his sexuality. You can’t have a gay leading action hero, you can’t have a gay sex scene, but he can still do roles where’s he’s a sleazy womanizer father. It sucks because he’s a really good actor

    • @desdee7615
      @desdee7615 4 года назад +6

      @@antoniobrooks1113 Dracula Untold...... Literally the leading role

    • @deebogaillard
      @deebogaillard 4 года назад +1

      I forgot he was even in this movie

  • @s3th1e
    @s3th1e 2 года назад +22

    Octavia Spencer is a force to be reckoned with and a damn good actor! She played her part in this movie to the fullest.

  • @TheMorrisking38
    @TheMorrisking38 4 года назад +294

    James: rocking out these Kill Counts on the regular again.
    RUclips: Algorithym engaged!

    • @GuardsmanValkhest
      @GuardsmanValkhest 4 года назад +6

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    • @BamBam-qh7oy
      @BamBam-qh7oy 4 года назад +4

      @@GuardsmanValkhest patreon

    • @AMan-ct1gu
      @AMan-ct1gu 4 года назад +7

      @@BamBam-qh7oy Bruh we all know its time traveling no need to cover it up man11!

  • @crystalduck7877
    @crystalduck7877 4 года назад +3594

    instead of watching the movies myself, i just watch these.

  • @idontknowaname2160
    @idontknowaname2160 4 года назад +1447

    I’m only glad Louie the dog didn’t die.

  • @analia3034
    @analia3034 3 года назад +12

    the fact there’s the dude from Girl Meets World is just bringing memories

  • @CHIOTIS1821
    @CHIOTIS1821 4 года назад +1920

    Is it a coincidence that she makes her daughter, Genie, believe she is sick? Sounds a lot like the Genie Blanchard case

    • @xxzxozkxlxton1344
      @xxzxozkxlxton1344 4 года назад +224

      Gypsy*

    • @obi-wankenobi8023
      @obi-wankenobi8023 4 года назад +17

      Münchhausen

    • @CHIOTIS1821
      @CHIOTIS1821 4 года назад +44

      @@xxzxozkxlxton1344 Oh shit you’re right

    • @daviesfamily1st394
      @daviesfamily1st394 4 года назад +11

      yeah that what i thought too

    • @itsmearianna4450
      @itsmearianna4450 4 года назад +94

      Oh right I remember Gypsy Rose Blanchard’s case. It was super sad, especially considering that this case s fictional and that was literally real. :((

  • @thevenomouskai9211
    @thevenomouskai9211 4 года назад +284

    I think MA was a good movie it showed how’d she slowly goes insane throughout the movie (Ik she was already insane with the pictures and the daughter) but she hadn’t started thinking of killing till she found who the number belonged to then she started to think and think till she finally snapped also I liked how MA showed the character as a on off switch it shows how nice people can be crazy on the inside

    • @joesomenumbers
      @joesomenumbers 4 года назад +4

      Kinda makes you think about what it would take for you to snap eh?

  • @SaharaColeman
    @SaharaColeman 4 года назад +241

    “Not only do you not die, you do the killing” lmao that’s the best line ever for an actress to hear 😭

    • @Site17
      @Site17 4 года назад +6

      But she did die D:

    • @ajanthony1356
      @ajanthony1356 4 года назад +1

      @@Site17 presumed to be killed offscreen so I guess it doesn't count?

    • @TooManyEyesJoe
      @TooManyEyesJoe 4 года назад +5

      @@Site17 Not within 15 minutes though

    • @littlebug1392
      @littlebug1392 4 года назад +2

      @@Site17 It probably was meant as : You will die, but not as a victim

    • @jackieaponte167
      @jackieaponte167 4 года назад

      Hyper1RU wait did she?

  • @andydwyer8292
    @andydwyer8292 2 года назад +4

    I’m never going to stop loving the way James says good boy

  • @bluvenm
    @bluvenm 4 года назад +720

    Imagine you get your lips sewn shut, stabbed, or burned with a steam iron but your friend just gets some paint on his face

    • @damianprock1650
      @damianprock1650 4 года назад +29

      What about having your eyebrows plucked or even having your body mummified?

    • @terribleeditor4556
      @terribleeditor4556 4 года назад +15

      I get that reference!!!

    • @automaticty1826
      @automaticty1826 4 года назад +4

      BLU VENM I would rather not imagine that

    • @kzr_1613
      @kzr_1613 4 года назад +5

      I'm sure he did nothing wrong

    • @jdinsomniac7504
      @jdinsomniac7504 4 года назад +3

      BLU VENM Im sure it was toxic

  • @mauro9624
    @mauro9624 4 года назад +1537

    I think Ma didnt die, the actress literally says that “not only does she not die, but she the killer” in the interview at the start of this video

    • @flavoroftheworldmagic5404
      @flavoroftheworldmagic5404 4 года назад +170

      SHE'S DEAD JUST NOT IN THE FIRST 15 MINUTES

    • @gtaylor1442
      @gtaylor1442 4 года назад +117

      I think she’s hella dead, unless it’s a Freddy/Jason situation.
      I think what octavia Spencer meant was that she wasn’t one of the good guys who died in the first hour.
      Wouldn’t mind a sequel for this. It’d be nice to have a serial killer in a movie be a woman using brute force and brains rather than magic for once.

    • @jswid2251
      @jswid2251 4 года назад +6

      flavor of the world magic Calm down

    • @meer4037
      @meer4037 4 года назад +2

      Is this a good movie

    • @zensified4057
      @zensified4057 4 года назад +3

      It means she isnt a side character shes dead

  • @MistaE
    @MistaE 4 года назад +774

    Anyone notice that Mercades is the same person who played as Violets mom in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

  • @soupe.silent_e
    @soupe.silent_e 2 года назад +7

    This movie takes a while to build up the disturbing factors while being semi-realistic at the same time. Then suddenly it goes batshit insane but with very few kills. I love it.

  • @adrielvalcarcel2991
    @adrielvalcarcel2991 4 года назад +396

    Everyone: *spending time with their moms*
    James: *grinding*

  • @Dr.DagNabit
    @Dr.DagNabit 4 года назад +1763

    "What kinda kid has a FACEBOOK?"
    Me: FINALLY, SOMEONE WHO GETS IT!

    • @letsdropkickmaxson5616
      @letsdropkickmaxson5616 4 года назад +7

      Dude so relate able

    • @sommerrachelle8369
      @sommerrachelle8369 4 года назад +3

      A brat that gets whatever they want

    • @giansdolcecrema8126
      @giansdolcecrema8126 4 года назад +7

      Everyone here in Vietnam has a Facebook. It's a go-to website here

    • @Dr.DagNabit
      @Dr.DagNabit 4 года назад +26

      @@giansdolcecrema8126 well here in America. People use Facebook like a weapon.

    • @sauceItsGood
      @sauceItsGood 4 года назад +6

      I have Facebook but me and my friends only post memes on it

  • @pendy_2969
    @pendy_2969 4 года назад +508

    In my high school we actually had a dude like ma (obviously except the killing). He would buy beer for kids Juuls and even bought a kid a fuckin crossbow. This actually happened, the guy was super weird but I felt bad for him cause so many kids would take advantage of him.

    • @starcrissa
      @starcrissa 4 года назад +5

      Honestly that sounds awesome

    • @Rayted5Star
      @Rayted5Star 4 года назад +36

      Leewilldofine better than my uncle all he do is slaps the soap outta my hand when I’m in the shower

    • @brayyy7707
      @brayyy7707 4 года назад +3

      @Leewilldofine I don't think that's what being implied 🙊

    • @thelssjbroly9873
      @thelssjbroly9873 4 года назад +2

      @@brayyy7707 what is then?

    • @UsrNmTkn
      @UsrNmTkn 4 года назад +7

      @@thelssjbroly9873 that the uncle rapes him. Its playing on the uncles are rapists joke and the don't drop the soap joke

  • @iam1408
    @iam1408 3 года назад +25

    11:18 that's the most miserable cheese steak dinner I've ever seen.

  • @aj2218
    @aj2218 4 года назад +230

    Octavia Spencer is a huge highlight on this film. she portrays the character so well, even though the film is pretty meh she makes it dope af

  • @ArtfulEmma
    @ArtfulEmma 4 года назад +732

    I'm glad there weren't any jump scares like when James showed the sinister movies

  • @SatumitheNeet
    @SatumitheNeet 4 года назад +212

    James had a plan when he said no weekly kill counts during the break.

    • @alexisbidule5555
      @alexisbidule5555 4 года назад +10

      the break have ended, we are back of weekly kill count (and even more)

    • @spicybeantofu
      @spicybeantofu 4 года назад +19

      It's mothers day today... He puts out videos on speical occasions. If there's a movie to go with it.

  • @CarTh1ef
    @CarTh1ef 2 месяца назад +1

    The "it's always sunny" reference of "psycho pete" at 18:40 was very underrated. God, I love this channel!

  • @KoriandrOfTheStars
    @KoriandrOfTheStars 4 года назад +663

    "You makin YO bidness MY bidness."
    "Not t'day ole lady! NOT TODAY."
    ".... *_You beeitch_* ."
    💀💀💀💀💀😭😭😭😭😆😆😆

    • @lucius6242
      @lucius6242 4 года назад +7

      you got the whole squad laughing

    • @evilfortnitepotion
      @evilfortnitepotion 4 года назад +3

      @@lucius6242 Exactly, like how do people laugh at this?

    • @Just-a-random-guy.
      @Just-a-random-guy. 4 года назад +6

      Dormasheen
      Different humor?

    • @KoriandrOfTheStars
      @KoriandrOfTheStars 4 года назад +8

      If it ain't funny to you, then it just ain't funny to you. That's not a hard concept to comprehend. But the way those two bickered, and the way the older woman said "You beeitch" so hard was HILARIOUS to me. Life is short, take the sticks out ya ass. 😘

    • @tye2511
      @tye2511 4 года назад

      id like but you have 420 likes i cant mess with that 😆

  • @grayce8161
    @grayce8161 4 года назад +720

    how can this guy be so cheerful as he talks abt people constantly dying in horror movies

    • @useless5385
      @useless5385 4 года назад +50

      Cause it's a movie

    • @ColinCartoons
      @ColinCartoons 4 года назад +15

      Ikr how does he not get nightmares???

    • @owensageek1196
      @owensageek1196 3 года назад +9

      Uhhh thats kind of the point of slasher movies

    • @avamarie127
      @avamarie127 3 года назад +17

      because its james. he can do anything lol

    • @gravityfallscanada
      @gravityfallscanada 3 года назад +1

      This movie is absolute trash!!! Painting a black man's face white!? This is racist!!!
      How could anyone enjoy this evil movie! Plus a pedo kiss!? 🤮🤬

  • @grottopills
    @grottopills 4 года назад +373

    Also, it's kinda ironic that Mercedes got killed by a vehicle

    • @harvey9508
      @harvey9508 4 года назад +9

      grotto made me laugh

    • @Kalimabw
      @Kalimabw 4 года назад +10

      Its not as funny as animal rights activist being eaten by bears but funny indeed.

    • @Rose-y1g3e
      @Rose-y1g3e 4 года назад +4

      She’s a Mercedes-Has-Benz

    • @TheBigThomas
      @TheBigThomas 4 года назад +1

      Nice

    • @TheBigThomas
      @TheBigThomas 4 года назад +1

      If only the car she did it with was Benz

  • @equinoxGU
    @equinoxGU 2 года назад +6

    I love how James is smiling all the time no matter what it's great

  • @swaggyp1245
    @swaggyp1245 4 года назад +258

    Can we get “Golden Chainsaw” and “Dull Machete” merch?

    • @axelnilsson5124
      @axelnilsson5124 4 года назад +12

      There already are

    • @blitzen5038
      @blitzen5038 4 года назад +6

      @@axelnilsson5124 it'd be cool if there were sweaters or t-shirts with that on it

    • @BratatoChip
      @BratatoChip 4 года назад

      Blitzen not funny

  • @sonicshark2281
    @sonicshark2281 4 года назад +3332

    Am I the only one that gets the joke about Mercedes getting ran over by a Mercedes

  • @christianfrederick4272
    @christianfrederick4272 4 года назад +635

    Imagine doing your daily jog and then immediately getting run over for no reason

  • @RyanBraverman
    @RyanBraverman 7 месяцев назад +4

    4:15 I love how James says that Randy's dad is the type of guy who eat 5 dozen eggs each morning, because the actor is the same actor who plays Gaston in the live action Beauty and the beast, and "Each morning I used to eat 5 dozen eggs" is one of the lyrics from his song. Nice refrence

  • @85ddrummer
    @85ddrummer 4 года назад +296

    “Taking that ma shot turned out to be mastake”
    Genius

  • @FinnDocherty
    @FinnDocherty 4 года назад +1280

    this is pretty much a peaches backstory don’t tell me i’m wrong

    • @kaelakrossing910
      @kaelakrossing910 4 года назад +34

      Minus the cool parts yea

    • @tellmeeurwish
      @tellmeeurwish 4 года назад +18

      Bruh lmao

    • @beyoncealways2911
      @beyoncealways2911 4 года назад +7

      what happened to peaches? i know something happened but i don’t know what

    • @TCG9777
      @TCG9777 4 года назад +1

      far far from

    • @tika8187
      @tika8187 4 года назад +39

      Lovely peaches🍑 on da track, it be burning🔥 and itchin'😣, don't leave me round yo man👨 cause you dude gon' be missing👀 travel all around the world🌍 yeah im on a mission🕴, he said it be burning🔥 when he pissing, im completing my mission✔, so much i wanna say🗣 i just cant make it rhyme, that nigga breath stank😷, so i made him hit it from behind...now onto his cousin, that nigga was fine😍, i don't even know his name 🤐, but i bet he knew mine😁, he said "peaches you lovely" but you don't smell like yo name😷, he said "your p*ssy smell like fish🐟 and it taste the same", he brought me some soap like I'm suppose to feel ashamed😒

  • @mxsayian
    @mxsayian 4 года назад +285

    James: posted 4 minutes ago
    Everybody: commented 13 hours ago

    • @dragonausto1614
      @dragonausto1614 4 года назад +15

      That would be patrion boyo

    • @leaalul
      @leaalul 4 года назад

      patreon

    • @thatsonyou6093
      @thatsonyou6093 4 года назад

      Patreons i guess

    • @kjh1678
      @kjh1678 4 года назад +1

      it's not youtube being retarded it's just that the people who donate to james patreon get to see videos earlier

    • @connorbower1205
      @connorbower1205 4 года назад +1

      nob cheese Jesus dude he was making a joke and forgot about patreon or didn’t know about patreon all together