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  • Опубликовано: 10 янв 2019
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  • @DeadMeat
    @DeadMeat  5 лет назад +14330

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  • @CommunistFBI
    @CommunistFBI 3 года назад +3716

    Most of the world: *_Dies_*
    James: 27 take it or leave it

    • @kenan5896
      @kenan5896 3 года назад +77

      Im gonna take it

    • @vmuu
      @vmuu 3 года назад +38

      i guess i'll be the one to leave it then

    • @slevinchannel7589
      @slevinchannel7589 3 года назад +21

      And it has random Sex Scenes in it. Disgustingly.
      Shows what deranged brain-damaged people the Actors and Directors are.
      -Sowwy for the harsh words.

    • @mrbucanon2339
      @mrbucanon2339 3 года назад +1

      Leave it

    • @ItzSkipper_
      @ItzSkipper_ 3 года назад +1

      No don't reply to this monster it's the Communist FBI

  • @henripurnomo8557
    @henripurnomo8557 4 года назад +8972

    Bird box = Can't see
    Quiet Place = Can't Talk
    Hush = Can't hear
    Corona = Can't go outside

  • @unagi7143
    @unagi7143 3 года назад +660

    “I cant believe lydia didia that” PLZ I DIED-

  • @oliviaiguesss
    @oliviaiguesss 2 года назад +577

    when the kids both said "I'll do it" with their adorable little voices my heart melted

  • @autisticlettuce
    @autisticlettuce 3 года назад +5094

    The monster: exists
    Everyone: freaking out
    Blind people: *pathetic*

    • @lanadragusica8543
      @lanadragusica8543 3 года назад +6

      Lol

    • @mjwlol
      @mjwlol 3 года назад +5

      @Allyson Cooper K1-B0 😌

    • @zaracooney6785
      @zaracooney6785 3 года назад +39

      If i was in that world i would keep a light infront of my eyes for 10 hours

    • @oh.dear.
      @oh.dear. 3 года назад +4

      K1-B0

    • @autisticlettuce
      @autisticlettuce 3 года назад +2

      @@oh.dear. crying keeboy

  • @conclusion7025
    @conclusion7025 4 года назад +3292

    birdbox monsters: **exists**
    blind people: *tonight is my night*

    • @conclusion7025
      @conclusion7025 4 года назад +79

      @Laura Donnelly no shat sherlock

    • @g.d.c12
      @g.d.c12 4 года назад +74

      @Laura Donnelly u must be fun at parties eh.

    • @Julian_cook_
      @Julian_cook_ 4 года назад +15

      @Laura Donnelly r/woooosh

    • @user-ro1so8gy4s
      @user-ro1so8gy4s 4 года назад +5

      @Laura Donnelly bruh

    • @violetsarentblue1678
      @violetsarentblue1678 4 года назад +7

      @Laura Donnelly you know, there's something called an imagination

  • @acinggames8422
    @acinggames8422 2 года назад +791

    “She knows that beauty is in the eye of the beholder. And right now, she be holdin’ a machete.”
    I LOVE IT

  • @AyuNico
    @AyuNico 3 года назад +1169

    I was so pissed off that Douglas died. He was the smartest character in the movie, but the good samaritans had to go and let in someone whose entire backstory reeked of bullshit, while also dwindling their already short supplies. It's the fucking apocalypse, but apparently they still wanted to feel like good people.

    • @perenniallachrymosity276
      @perenniallachrymosity276 2 года назад +49

      I'm surprised you think the idea that a man can in fact survive a bunch of people prying their eyes open is a lot less feasible than a lone pregnant woman somehow stumbling her way through the streets and walking up to their doorstep without any assistance-

    • @AyuNico
      @AyuNico 2 года назад +5

      @@perenniallachrymosity276 It's a pregnant woman. What threat can she conceivably pose? You can afford the risk in that case.

    • @xephnetinos3810
      @xephnetinos3810 2 года назад +39

      @@AyuNico she could pose just as big of a threat as the guy who killed them all did. Not to mention her size in general is dangerous because she could easily overpower the weaker members if they were unarmed. Plus the pregnant thing could have easily been a lie

    • @AyuNico
      @AyuNico 2 года назад +1

      @@xephnetinos3810 How the fuck does anyone pretend to be pregnant? How the fuck does her size help her when pregnant women are extra vulnerable and weaker because of the nutriments needed for the child? I think you're trying real hard to justify an extremely idiotic choice on their part.

    • @xephnetinos3810
      @xephnetinos3810 2 года назад +3

      @@AyuNico um. By not being pregnant and just having a fake bump or having lost the child. I also know many women who look pregnant and aren't. I'm just providing simple answers that could have happened just as easily in a dumb movie. You're incredibly aggressive for no reason. I don't think it was smart to let anyone in, especially not the rat man but there is still a risk with her too. What if she had a weapon? And she may be weak from pregnancy but so is the main character who she is bigger than like I previously stated. And an old woman who probably has little strength as is vs a random lonely pregnant woman who could also have been psychotic doesn't bode well. You said yourself she is weaker so how the hell did she survive so long unarmed and not blindfolded in the Armageddon type shit outside, without being a crazy demon whisperer person.

  • @harrysrosetattoo8598
    @harrysrosetattoo8598 4 года назад +5037

    The monster: I’m gonna kill everything that looks at me.
    Blind people: I’m about to do what called a pro gamer move.

    • @MikeHawk-bg5ss
      @MikeHawk-bg5ss 4 года назад +227

      Insane people: _im about to do what's called a "pro gamer move"_

    • @lindarodriguez7714
      @lindarodriguez7714 4 года назад +45

      Take that Gary and fellow insane people you can't harm blind people

    • @jian5568
      @jian5568 4 года назад +28

      Or call it the suicide Medusa

    • @LycanInsanity
      @LycanInsanity 4 года назад +17

      That kinda reminds me of scp 096

    • @danielnevin1547
      @danielnevin1547 4 года назад +9

      I'm the 420 like. Your welcome

  • @leandropinto138
    @leandropinto138 5 лет назад +3247

    Bird Box - Don't look
    Don't Breathe - Don't breathe
    A Quiet Place - Shut the Fuck Up
    Hush - Can't hear
    Spiderman - Don't feel so good
    My Toilet - Can't Flush

    • @katenation614
      @katenation614 5 лет назад +56

      That's infinity war but okay

    • @snowy4152
      @snowy4152 5 лет назад +16

      god dammit

    • @briaunya.4825
      @briaunya.4825 5 лет назад +79

      @@katenation614 r/////WOOOOOSH

    • @fozz1437
      @fozz1437 5 лет назад +29

      You can't r/woooosh, she was correcting him because he got part of the joke wrong.

    • @jumsh1811
      @jumsh1811 5 лет назад +63

      @@fozz1437 no but see spiderman didn't feel so good. it was only spiderman that didn't feel so good, not the entire infinity war. so that's an r/woooosh for the both of you

  • @graythepokemonartist6427
    @graythepokemonartist6427 Год назад +120

    The ending is so sweet I love that she named the kids after loved ones

  • @ElliseTheSquib
    @ElliseTheSquib Год назад +102

    What was odd about Gary’s little story was that, he said “they took us outside and forced their eye open” well, if his eyes were closed, then how did he know that they opened the other people’s eyes?

    • @luissferman
      @luissferman Год назад +25

      To be fair even though he was evil, you can easily assume that he heard the other yell to open their eyes just as he did with the grandma

  • @thebatmanenthusiast
    @thebatmanenthusiast 4 года назад +4048

    Monster: imma bout to end this mans whole career
    Blind People:
    Monster: *You weren’t supposed to do that*

    • @5trainproductions455
      @5trainproductions455 4 года назад +52

      In this movie, the blindfold is a adapter for non-blind people....

    • @cece4222
      @cece4222 4 года назад +5

      😗

    • @Gmodfan750
      @Gmodfan750 4 года назад +20

      @@5trainproductions455 r/whoosh

    • @ineedabreak6063
      @ineedabreak6063 4 года назад +16

      Logan Mooney r/IhAvErEdDiT

    • @graceromano676
      @graceromano676 4 года назад +2

      ItsDavidTubeHD v2.0 r/whoooooosh

  • @cassie5326
    @cassie5326 5 лет назад +4636

    How to kill the creatures:
    1. Take off blindfold.
    2. Say 'uno reverse card'
    3. Boom it kills itself.

  • @overcookedegg
    @overcookedegg Месяц назад +5

    As a partially blind woman, I would THRIVE in this world
    I wouldn’t be able to see them well enough to go crazy, but I’d see them just enough to be able to avoid them
    THRIVE, I tell you

  • @astralmiind
    @astralmiind 2 месяца назад +7

    1:00 The reason it got so popular is:
    1. Covid locking people indoors and leaving us to scour steaming services for anything remotely watchable.
    2. The self inflicted deaths along with the plot were eerie and interesting enough to keep people tuned in until the end (along with the memes making us see what the hype was about)
    3. The lack of jump scares made this a very entry-level movie into the horror genre that most people would be able to watch without being too creeped out to continue.

  • @johnsmithee6660
    @johnsmithee6660 5 лет назад +4443

    The entity is John Cena...you were never supposed to see him

    • @thegamingkid9481
      @thegamingkid9481 5 лет назад +51

      I get u

    • @heinousdookie
      @heinousdookie 5 лет назад +70

      John Smithee
      Thank you for existing

    • @mr.makadoxx2942
      @mr.makadoxx2942 5 лет назад +16

      John Smithee this comment made my day its hilarious 😂

    • @dice4349
      @dice4349 5 лет назад +6

      Hardcore fans:nOo itS NoT yOu iDiOt

    • @Engineer1998
      @Engineer1998 5 лет назад

      Overused joke, stop it!

  • @Somedude-de8px
    @Somedude-de8px 5 лет назад +2201

    Bird Box : Can't see
    A Quiet Place : Can't Talk
    Hush : Can't Hear
    A Quiet Hush Box : You're Dead

    • @TheTheninjagummybear
      @TheTheninjagummybear 5 лет назад +98

      "A quiet hush box" sounds like a gag in a sketch about a daycare/prison.

    • @luna-up6be
      @luna-up6be 5 лет назад +9

      Thetheninjagummybear yeah lol 😂

    • @aney8495
      @aney8495 5 лет назад +34

      Article 13: can't upload

    • @bluemoon4500
      @bluemoon4500 5 лет назад +5

      I've watched all of those movies LOL

    • @petfox3413
      @petfox3413 5 лет назад +6

      Can't live

  • @yxndere3070
    @yxndere3070 3 года назад +79

    “I can’t believe Lydia diddiya that!”
    -Dead meat, Jan 2019

  • @Joeyblondewolf2
    @Joeyblondewolf2 2 года назад +433

    Tom dying was the saddest part for me... Because his biggest fear was losing the woman and children he loved... And once they were safe he was able to let go.. 😭💔💔💔💔💔💔💔
    Edit: no matter what those WERE his kids. And he was their father 😭♥️

    • @imekrandomvids817
      @imekrandomvids817 2 года назад +6

      I know, it makes me so sad 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @user-xd2cd6wb4h
      @user-xd2cd6wb4h 2 года назад +1

      it’s fake tho-

    • @shadowdevil6282
      @shadowdevil6282 2 года назад +1

      How r u not verified?

    • @annalucy89
      @annalucy89 2 года назад +3

      @@user-xd2cd6wb4h What did you not understand about this? did you think that the person who wrote the original comment thought that this Hollywood movie was real? I don't even understand what the hell you're talking about!

    • @Notmefr_.
      @Notmefr_. 2 года назад +3

      @@user-xd2cd6wb4h you don’t think about that when watching a movie or playing a game etc etc

  • @vbgvbg1133
    @vbgvbg1133 5 лет назад +1852

    Tom should have lived
    Tom should have lived
    Tom should have lived
    Tom should have lived
    Tom should have lived
    Tom should have lived
    Tom should have lived
    Tom should have lived
    Tom should have lived

    • @akatsukigogeta
      @akatsukigogeta 5 лет назад +89

      Tom like the rest not named douglas deserved to die. Tom specifically couldn't stop being mr savior always putting everyone at risk by opening the fucking door. Tom is responsible for olympias bs and charlie dying.

    • @DogNamedRaga
      @DogNamedRaga 5 лет назад +8

      Yes

    • @vicvic2950
      @vicvic2950 5 лет назад +77

      @@akatsukigogeta He's just too kind for his own good. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
      I feel like Charlie should have lived though. Tom too.

    • @Bella-zw2tg
      @Bella-zw2tg 5 лет назад +33

      akatsukigogeta I mean that's kinda true but he wanted everyone to be safe. I think almost everyone was sad when Tom died.

    • @sniperammow4865
      @sniperammow4865 5 лет назад

      VbgVbg 113 I agree, it’s good Tom died.

  • @xenothecatboi
    @xenothecatboi 5 лет назад +1200

    "She knows that beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and right now, she beholding a machete."
    My favorite line.

  • @djvivid7707
    @djvivid7707 2 года назад +213

    Everyone saying Tom is the saddest death but what about Charlie, he died a hero 💔🥺

  • @mackroone2854
    @mackroone2854 Год назад +26

    The conversation where she strictly tells them to stay quiet in the beginning still gives me chills to this day.

  • @yari9944
    @yari9944 5 лет назад +919

    doctor; you're blind
    bird box; you're a survivor

  • @jeramiemarler5071
    @jeramiemarler5071 5 лет назад +352

    Bird box: see no evil
    A quiet place: speak no evil
    Hush: hear no evil

    • @jeramiemarler5071
      @jeramiemarler5071 5 лет назад +4

      I think that's how it goes, correct me if I'm wrong

    • @valk6138
      @valk6138 5 лет назад

      Your right

    • @valk6138
      @valk6138 5 лет назад +1

      But they say all of that in the quiet place I think

    • @deniserosas9033
      @deniserosas9033 5 лет назад +1

      @@valk6138 they also said something like that in saw

    • @GhostSoapO
      @GhostSoapO 5 лет назад

      Dont blink: try to see evil. But still die?

  • @kieravermeal9127
    @kieravermeal9127 2 месяца назад +4

    I love how The Menu got a self-harm/suicide warning for a single moment of suicide, and yet this video doesn't get one despite the whole point of blinding yourself is so you don't kill yourself.

  • @Bekant_Svenne
    @Bekant_Svenne 2 года назад +14

    James: talks about bird box and doing a kill count
    Me: **looks at the pop tart box in the backround**

  • @dhtrapalot
    @dhtrapalot 5 лет назад +12700

    Bird Box: Can't See
    Quiet Place: Can't Talk
    Hush: Can't Hear
    You: Can't Get a Girlfriend

    • @deathblow167
      @deathblow167 5 лет назад +113

      lol

    • @genzhours9466
      @genzhours9466 5 лет назад +356

      STOP CALLING ME OUT AS A HETEROSEXUAL CJDKHKVJBILDWCAMCFJ

    • @imAngzy
      @imAngzy 5 лет назад +92

      cries

    • @genzhours9466
      @genzhours9466 5 лет назад +89

      MastroyYT I was deliberately overreacting

    • @playerx5583
      @playerx5583 5 лет назад +71

      Daniel Holland: Can't be a normal person instead of being a bitch.

  • @murrao5820
    @murrao5820 4 года назад +1789

    Bird Box: can't see
    Hush: can't hear
    Quiet Place: can't make noise
    The commenters: can't make an original joke

  • @sliccwolf9716
    @sliccwolf9716 3 года назад +18

    Mallory: Doesnt look outside the whole movie*
    Dora the explorer: ARE YOU CHALLENGING ME

  • @congaroach
    @congaroach 2 года назад +47

    maybe it’s because i have no concept of good and bad when it comes to movies, but i actually really enjoyed this movie! i remember loving it, and i was throughly impressed when i finished it .
    i did have some questions though :
    -why could some people freely walk around even after seeing the monsters (the crazy people) ? are they so traumatized/mentally unstable that the monsters don’t effect them?

    • @jjprs3062
      @jjprs3062 Год назад +9

      I believe this was confirmed somewhere else but I can't be too sure: People who look at the monsters go insane and commit suicide but people who are ALREADY insane are perfectly fine.

  • @sheilasheils1174
    @sheilasheils1174 5 лет назад +799

    Quiet Place = Can't speak
    Hush = Can't hear
    Bird Box = Can't see
    Raven = Can't swim
    Jeffery Star = Can't relate
    Laura Lee = Can't cry

    • @beehivestudiosart373
      @beehivestudiosart373 5 лет назад +10

      I’m quacking

    • @kturner5022
      @kturner5022 5 лет назад +12

      No who says this: "Are you quaking or are you quacking?.....I WILL GO DROWN MYSELF" HMMMMMMMM ANY IDEAS? OH AND HE CANT RELATE!? SHANE DAWSON!

    • @alicepeard8432
      @alicepeard8432 5 лет назад +2

      Sheila Sheils but she can cry in gucci

    • @beehivestudiosart373
      @beehivestudiosart373 5 лет назад

      Wot?

    • @emery7479
      @emery7479 5 лет назад +1

      Can’t touch: can’t touch this (que music)

  • @Jacob_11
    @Jacob_11 4 года назад +2095

    27 deaths seen
    5 billion deaths unseen

    • @cerealboyjacy3876
      @cerealboyjacy3876 4 года назад +21

      The victims of mass sucide epidemic, maybe?

    • @josepadron7547
      @josepadron7547 4 года назад +18

      I noticed that the garbage truck is the same one that killed jigsaw’s nephew

    • @ivantodorov39
      @ivantodorov39 4 года назад +8

      @Bianca Lopez 27 deaths *seen*. And 5 million *unseen.
      Its birdbox

    • @jameslf1233
      @jameslf1233 4 года назад +4

      I think thats a new kill count record?!?!

    • @jameslf1233
      @jameslf1233 4 года назад +5

      Let me explain. The virus spreads through the world and the world has 7 billion peeps. Once the virus spreads many people would die so that leaves in to 7billion kills. The kills are unseen though so maybe the 7B peeps count?!?!

  • @lilynamoradze1318
    @lilynamoradze1318 2 года назад +12

    * person in a horror movie tries to use their phone to seek help *
    electricity: *aight ima head out*

  • @joneeshiastallings3968
    @joneeshiastallings3968 2 года назад +3

    Bird box = Can't see
    Quite Place = Can't Talk
    Hush = Can't hear
    Corona = Can't go outside

  • @priyah803
    @priyah803 3 года назад +3288

    James: A rapper that has beef with Eminem
    Machine Gun Kelly: 👁️👄👁️

    • @milothebest98
      @milothebest98 3 года назад +23

      Lmao 😂😂

    • @happy10135
      @happy10135 3 года назад +12

      LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL XDXDDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDDD

    • @bethmcl3435
      @bethmcl3435 3 года назад +43

      that’s really all there is to mgk

    • @chromaexodus5028
      @chromaexodus5028 3 года назад +6

      lel that is what i was saying!!

    • @priyah803
      @priyah803 3 года назад

      @Cole Alan Blake suppp

  • @trawlrz37
    @trawlrz37 5 лет назад +3242

    Birdbox challenge day 1:
    Stubs toe on the table in the first five seconds
    *quits*

  • @Twillva
    @Twillva 2 года назад +12

    The movie: People saving others over the course of the end of Earth
    The birds: "This title belongs to us"

  • @hopepapernacky
    @hopepapernacky 2 года назад +18

    It’s basically like The Happening and A Quiet Place got ground up into a pile and snorted.

  • @parjai97
    @parjai97 3 года назад +4779

    if Douglas was alone, he'd survive for so long...

    • @DasKame
      @DasKame 3 года назад +172

      nah, he would need someone to glare about how he is the smartest one

    • @sub2skiiergames48
      @sub2skiiergames48 3 года назад +131

      Idk, he would drink too much

    • @chirpedits
      @chirpedits 3 года назад +292

      But his 6th sense was strong and he had absolute faith in his thoughts about people and what is going to happen. So he could have easily survived though he would've just gotten depressed because of his dead wives and would've exposed himself to the monster because he drank too much and was kind of high tempered and fast decision maker

    • @BigGorlock
      @BigGorlock 3 года назад +8

      I guess you make a point

    • @AyuNico
      @AyuNico 3 года назад +136

      I know right? I was so pissed off when they smashed the pot over his head and then locked him on the garage, and yet he came to their rescue. Stupid people.

  • @dr00ku
    @dr00ku 3 года назад +3316

    Fun fact: the “local looking store” is a whole 30 second walk from my front door. Movies and shows film there all the fucking time. The store could have its own star on the walk of fame, I swear.

    • @staticdoggoe34rd
      @staticdoggoe34rd 3 года назад +26

      Dang

    • @calhanbackup6098
      @calhanbackup6098 3 года назад +19

      Where abouts is this store?

    • @lawdawgm2844
      @lawdawgm2844 3 года назад +192

      Do they sells birds and walkie talkies?

    • @egg_socks1333
      @egg_socks1333 3 года назад +115

      @@lawdawgm2844 you're asking the real questions here

    • @borous.
      @borous. 2 года назад +5

      Do they actually sell walkie talkies?

  • @bisoran1212
    @bisoran1212 Год назад +3

    The movie should have a description. "People randomly commiting suicide because they have eyes"

  • @Hotttjesus
    @Hotttjesus Год назад +18

    I love this movie, the concept was good with the suicidal thingys, but the crazy people that want to show you the things are amazing, overall this movie was great in many ways and I believe the sene were Gary kills everyone in the house was godly and also Lydia just climbing in to the burning car

  • @ChocoCopters
    @ChocoCopters 5 лет назад +469

    *Bird Box: Can't see*
    *Hush: Can't hear*
    *_A Quiet Place: Can't speak_*
    *_SCP-173: Can't Blink_*
    *_SCP-096: Shouldn't be looked at_*
    *_Facebook users: Can't save their data_*
    *_Bambi: Can't find the parents_*
    *_Kids: Can't trust white vans_*
    *_Karen: Keeps taking the kids_*
    *_EA: Can't save your wallet_*
    *_Black Guy in a Movie: Can't die second_*
    *_Hit Or Miss: Can't miss_*
    *_-My Life: Can't find a reason to live-_*

  • @TheRibottoStudios
    @TheRibottoStudios 5 лет назад +3996

    can't see, can't hear, can't talk, *cAnT rElAtE* lol

  • @Valerie-ts8yl
    @Valerie-ts8yl 3 года назад +3

    “ 𝗕𝗼𝘆 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗚𝗶𝗿𝗹.“
    𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗮 𝘂𝗻𝗶𝗾𝘂𝗲 𝗻𝗮𝗺𝗲.

  • @workittworkit
    @workittworkit 4 месяца назад +2

    One thing I love about James is he always gives his opinion on the film whilst still respecting the subjective nature of the art of each film he covers!

  • @keshavanand1230
    @keshavanand1230 5 лет назад +643

    suicide in Forests ?
    *LOGAN PAUL HAS JOINED THE CHAT*

    • @bruh5620
      @bruh5620 5 лет назад +1

      LOL

    • @pallythelavendermenace
      @pallythelavendermenace 5 лет назад +1

      OML 😂😂😂😂

    • @moonstone4893
      @moonstone4893 5 лет назад +1

      Omfg
      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @jewels_kewels1683
      @jewels_kewels1683 5 лет назад +6

      Oh my god is that a dead body yoooo let’s vlog it and very lightly blur the face only and laugh

    • @tempest7527
      @tempest7527 5 лет назад +15

      Logan P: *takes off blindfold*
      Demon: *Takes on the form of demonitization logo*
      Logan: *Dies*

  • @shamrock4452
    @shamrock4452 4 года назад +3292

    "A rapper who's got beef with Eminem" never laughed so hard

    • @irving7137
      @irving7137 4 года назад +51

      MGK?

    • @bruhmoment2316
      @bruhmoment2316 4 года назад +10

      Was it actually him?

    • @emamibhattacharjee1874
      @emamibhattacharjee1874 4 года назад +2

      This statement was something which I didn't understand...

    • @fuckinpandemic25
      @fuckinpandemic25 4 года назад +34

      @@bruhmoment2316 yes that is mgk his real name is Colson Baker he's also in the dirt, big time adolescence, nerve, the land and Pete Davidson is the king of Staten island

    • @cereza3677
      @cereza3677 4 года назад +4

      That's why I loved "Dead Meat" channel

  • @kluski3423
    @kluski3423 Год назад +10

    I love how nobody questioned her taking birds when they needed essentials

  • @user-kz8xg5cf7k
    @user-kz8xg5cf7k 2 года назад +3

    I tried to watch this movie 3 separate times, and fell asleep each time. So thank you for the summary and great vid :)

  • @mr.lololol5798
    @mr.lololol5798 4 года назад +2175

    The monsters are really just the characters from cats

    • @kobienotcoby2862
      @kobienotcoby2862 4 года назад +94

      That explains why they kill themselves after seeing the monster.

    • @realitea299
      @realitea299 4 года назад +20

      this is the most underrated comment

    • @emolevi7804
      @emolevi7804 4 года назад +1

      Lol

    • @sleepingducky13
      @sleepingducky13 4 года назад

      MR. LOLOLOL WHEN I TELL YOU I WHEEZED

    • @kit4341
      @kit4341 4 года назад +1

      Wow... just wow. The shade.

  • @yareyaredaze6059
    @yareyaredaze6059 5 лет назад +18174

    I had my blindfold on but I found my way to the like button

  • @kaybud28
    @kaybud28 2 года назад +11

    I love dead meat because he’s like a reviewer and also counts kills

  • @cloudyskies9956
    @cloudyskies9956 Год назад +4

    I love how he adds comedy to this, like that one friend with trauma

  • @justanotherperson8679
    @justanotherperson8679 5 лет назад +493

    She calls them boy and girl?
    THIS IS FEMALE KRATOS

    • @JonesyJustJonesy
      @JonesyJustJonesy 5 лет назад +21

      Boi.

    • @quietspudlv8664
      @quietspudlv8664 5 лет назад +4

      xD

    • @grimtumusprime
      @grimtumusprime 5 лет назад +4

      Thats what i thought

    • @ax2k860
      @ax2k860 5 лет назад +3

      @Daron Scott uh no you learn his name in like 2 minutes artreyus or something like that

    • @ax2k860
      @ax2k860 5 лет назад +4

      Either way stop nitpicking a MEME

  • @Sydnee_11076
    @Sydnee_11076 3 года назад +2905

    Saddest kill of the movie: Tom

    • @kosturovamoc2293
      @kosturovamoc2293 3 года назад +227

      He lived as hero and died as hero

    • @ALL_MY_STUDENTS_ARE_MORONZ
      @ALL_MY_STUDENTS_ARE_MORONZ 3 года назад +24

      @@kosturovamoc2293 he did...the monster thingy was probably me

    • @diavolo9419
      @diavolo9419 3 года назад +7

      Big F

    • @darthvadersleftglove
      @darthvadersleftglove 3 года назад +65

      For me it was olympia, i loved her character, i stopped the movie and never played it again after her death

    • @anasocorrob
      @anasocorrob 2 года назад +57

      @@darthvadersleftglove frrr olympia and tom were so sad dude

  • @mr_blue7161
    @mr_blue7161 3 года назад +3

    “Man I can’t believe Lydia didia that”
    This is why watching James makes me happy

  • @krapiak
    @krapiak 3 года назад +11

    it's like the opposite of covid: you cover up outside, but take them off inside

  • @bobinbuckley
    @bobinbuckley 5 лет назад +248

    2018: *snatching weaves*
    2019: *snatching blindfolds*

  • @sherinicole7605
    @sherinicole7605 5 лет назад +452

    Bird Box: Can’t see
    A Quiet Place: Can’t speak
    Hush: Can’t hear
    Meme: Can’t believe you’ve done this
    I’m adding more
    Raven: Can’t swim (thanks replies)
    MC Hammer: Can’t touch this

    • @j.blackburn3515
      @j.blackburn3515 5 лет назад +8

      See no evil, speak no evil, hear no evil, meme.

    • @romeruru
      @romeruru 5 лет назад +2

      Meme: A potato flew around. The room, before you came.
      *AAAAAAAAAAAA OOO WAT DAT!? SCREEEEEEMCH*

    • @rookc.8875
      @rookc.8875 5 лет назад +2

      Me:Cant Diet

    • @leemanqureshi5374
      @leemanqureshi5374 5 лет назад

      Don't breathe:Don't breathe

    • @britneyhernandez2644
      @britneyhernandez2644 5 лет назад

      Another vine: can’t swim

  • @fockingreat1125
    @fockingreat1125 2 года назад +5

    16:15 Man David Dastmalchian just cannot stop dying in movies lmfao.
    This is his second time on the kill count after The Belko Experiment - RIP.

  • @kidadventures9583
    @kidadventures9583 3 года назад +7

    For my brothers birthday my parents wouldn’t let me watch this with him and his friends but the next day let me watch it with them in a car

  • @salvadorsanchez7093
    @salvadorsanchez7093 5 лет назад +11977

    A rapper who has beef with Eminem 😂😂
    Straight up didn’t mention his name

    • @AMurr45
      @AMurr45 5 лет назад +843

      Cause he ain't worthy

    • @vanderlinde2376
      @vanderlinde2376 5 лет назад +464

      I haven't seen him before the movie so i thought it was just a junkie

    • @tgs7696
      @tgs7696 5 лет назад +160

      That’s dead beef

    • @nicktorch2691
      @nicktorch2691 5 лет назад +32

      Lol

    • @ShadyPack_
      @ShadyPack_ 5 лет назад +461

      @@RachmatRL can't commit suicide when eminem landed a killshot on him

  • @killakalli
    @killakalli 3 года назад +1676

    When Tom died, I paused the movie, went outside, and questioned life.

    • @icee1683
      @icee1683 3 года назад +31

      @@slevinchannel7589 what do you mean the actors were deranged?

    • @lixxie144
      @lixxie144 3 года назад +78

      @@slevinchannel7589 So a single one-second sex scene and make out sessions between a loving couple make the directors deranged? Have you never watched an R movie?

    • @slevinchannel7589
      @slevinchannel7589 3 года назад +7

      @@lixxie144 Hahaha.
      You're so delusional.
      Wait - loving couple? Didnt those two simpletons just meet that day?
      ...Well, whatever, doesnt matter.
      Your comment just now was very, very stupid. Sorry, no sweet-talking here.

    • @milkymanqt2804
      @milkymanqt2804 3 года назад +62

      Slevin Channel I think you’re the delusional one, the directors arent brain damaged for putting a very short sex scene in a rated R movie. R is for 18+ since you obviously have some sort of brain damage

    • @icee1683
      @icee1683 3 года назад +56

      @@slevinchannel7589 you're probably like 8 years old who never watched a rated r movie, of course they are going to have random stuff that makes sense for a rated r movie.

  • @troyrussell177
    @troyrussell177 Год назад +17

    Tom is one of my favorite male characters in movie history. Prime example of what Divine masculinity looks like. Strong loving protector, ready to make the ultimate sacrifice for the good of his family 🙏

  • @Octane-wi3ew
    @Octane-wi3ew Год назад +2

    Me after mixing up bird box and quiet place: Well guess I’ll die

    • @q12aw50
      @q12aw50 Год назад

      Helen Keller movie

  • @mettatonneo1147
    @mettatonneo1147 5 лет назад +575

    “She knows that beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and right now, she be-hold in’ a machete.” I love this channel!

  • @NikoNiko0318
    @NikoNiko0318 4 года назад +967

    Monster : Your Gonna Die
    Blind People : Thats Cute

  • @clairetompkins5320
    @clairetompkins5320 2 года назад +5

    James: Scissors man tools of life and death
    Me: 👁️👄👁️
    *thats deep*

  • @ORProductionss
    @ORProductionss 2 года назад +8

    What confuses me is how have the insane people not commit suicide from looking at the monster but not the normal people (I feel like I answered my own confusion)

  • @kenna9786
    @kenna9786 5 лет назад +714

    “She knows beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and right now, she beholdin a machete”

  • @jad7405
    @jad7405 5 лет назад +681

    Next movie: Can't Hear
    *G o o d t h i n g I h a v e a i r p o d s*

    • @puddle7740
      @puddle7740 5 лет назад +12

      Yeetus Gleetus that’s hush but okay go off I guess

    • @dom.3615
      @dom.3615 5 лет назад

      ur mum gay yeah watched the whole thing it was kinda boring but interesting

    • @thesourfountain9005
      @thesourfountain9005 5 лет назад +4

      @@puddle7740 I think he meant something along the lines of "If you hear the monster... I dunno, your brain explodes"

    • @chill_redditstories
      @chill_redditstories 5 лет назад +2

      Yeetus Gleetus a quiet place is already a movie

    • @zzsleepyzzz10
      @zzsleepyzzz10 5 лет назад +3

      Air pods don't block sound

  • @ajbanky7870
    @ajbanky7870 Год назад +4

    “Seriously, you all wouldn’t shut the hell up about it” this is why James is the best host 😂

  • @braydenturner7743
    @braydenturner7743 2 года назад +9

    If ima be honest he is the one who got me over my fear of horror movies

  • @simoneroberts3822
    @simoneroberts3822 5 лет назад +1109

    That elderly lady and Tom’s death were the saddest to me

  • @persia5566
    @persia5566 5 лет назад +214

    Bird box:can't see
    Hush: can't hear
    Quiet Place: can't speak
    My stomach: can't stay empty

  • @spazboy2007
    @spazboy2007 9 месяцев назад +2

    Swear to fucking god if I see a single comment saying "dOn'T aSsUmE tHeRe GeNdErS"

  • @SinAhmen
    @SinAhmen 2 года назад +6

    i really like your videos they help me pick what movies i want to watch and i really like your sense of humor. your a cool guy thanks

    • @SinAhmen
      @SinAhmen 2 года назад

      oh hey cool i got highlighted thanks man

    • @thevoid7635
      @thevoid7635 2 года назад

      @@SinAhmen bruh, you don't get highlighted by the creator, it when you click on your own comment

  • @shape5915
    @shape5915 5 лет назад +512

    "Take off your blindfold, I gotta sprite cranberry for you"

  • @Memetastic
    @Memetastic 5 лет назад +14690

    You forgot that one person irl who did the bird box challenge driving a car

  • @fourandahalf8331
    @fourandahalf8331 2 года назад +3

    I love all these They Might be Giants references

  • @cassiescorner3367
    @cassiescorner3367 2 года назад

    "She knows that beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and right now, she be holdin a machete." God I love James. Keep up the great work dude.

  • @Monkeys_from_the_Arctic
    @Monkeys_from_the_Arctic 3 года назад +1578

    When Mallory said, “This is what strawberry tastes like” and James said, “Actually, that’s what corn syrup and riboflavin taste like, but sure...” I couldn’t stop laughing 😆

  • @Batman-cq6ee
    @Batman-cq6ee 5 лет назад +1925

    Just imagine how happy blind people would be

    • @mcslrtzquicklebrym2nd860
      @mcslrtzquicklebrym2nd860 5 лет назад +69

      Yeh but they are more lucky if they can do echolocation!!! did i spell it right??

    • @agerestriction2069
      @agerestriction2069 5 лет назад +18

      McSlrtz Quicklebrym 2nd yeah you spelled it right

    • @piudepie2212
      @piudepie2212 5 лет назад +59

      Man they be like : ha.. noobs

    • @9zead
      @9zead 5 лет назад +39

      All my friends and family may have killed them selves but at least I can die alone. What a joyous world

    • @igor5158
      @igor5158 5 лет назад +4

      Blind 0l arent actually blind. They can still see shapes n light

  • @matthijshannink
    @matthijshannink 4 месяца назад +1

    A Quiet Place never forced anyone to abandon any of their senses.. hearing, seeing, smelling and feeling were all fine as long as you were silent.

  • @IsAbElGoNzAlEz9829
    @IsAbElGoNzAlEz9829 2 года назад

    As someone whos too much of a whimp to watch horror movies but has always been so curious kill count is *chefs kiss*. I’ve been binge waiting the last week

  • @chrissy1136
    @chrissy1136 5 лет назад +398

    *Don’t worry all the blind people survived.*

    • @ryan4028
      @ryan4028 5 лет назад +1

      Wow😂

    • @kirbyhasappeared
      @kirbyhasappeared 5 лет назад +15

      unless the creatures cant tell the difference between blind and normal

    • @darvaniplays9421
      @darvaniplays9421 5 лет назад +11

      _Now_ you're thinkin'
      I mean they even took shelter in a school for blind people

    • @rainbeerhorst4526
      @rainbeerhorst4526 5 лет назад +8

      Not all the blind lived because you only die when you see the monster which shows you your biggest fear, but if you have already seen your biggest fear you get possessed by the monster which makes you kill people. So I’m guess those possessed people just kill the blind

    • @wattskuno1342
      @wattskuno1342 5 лет назад +2

      Chihuahua in a Fedora yeah a school for the blind that’s in the middle of a forest and can only be reached by a boat in a river, not too handy for the blind people, plus, how tf are they feeding them all?!

  • @js0219
    @js0219 4 года назад +891

    This movie: * people thinking the pandemic wont spread to their area *
    2020: **people thinking the pandemic wont spread to their area**

  • @marisamunizz
    @marisamunizz Год назад

    I freaking luv when James says “aww das nice” 😂

  • @TheBensonMalone
    @TheBensonMalone 2 года назад

    this was the first kill count i watched, thank god it got recommended to me 3 years ago, i’ve been watching ever since

  • @lowcarbcomedy
    @lowcarbcomedy 5 лет назад +2143

    I always get Strawberry and Riboflavin confused 😜

    • @DeadMeat
      @DeadMeat  5 лет назад +261

      Let it be known that Zoran here came up with that joke while editing for me!

    • @lowcarbcomedy
      @lowcarbcomedy 5 лет назад +88

      @@DeadMeat Oh you, I just couldn't stand by and let those poor children think that's what actual strawberries taste like.

    • @asleepyho5-865
      @asleepyho5-865 5 лет назад +6

      Dead Meat 💜

    • @ocellarissaurus6720
      @ocellarissaurus6720 5 лет назад +9

      @@lowcarbcomedy omg I friggin love your social medisochist video!

    • @lowcarbcomedy
      @lowcarbcomedy 5 лет назад +15

      Ocellaris Saurus thank you! so excited to be filming the sequel in 20 days!

  • @NopeTryAgain17
    @NopeTryAgain17 5 лет назад +550

    I was pissed when Gary killed everyone

  • @tacituskilgore80
    @tacituskilgore80 Год назад

    17:36 That reference was so out of nowhere but i liked it, James 😂

  • @alexstevens4257
    @alexstevens4257 3 года назад +2

    One of my favorite lines from James “this shit anit Costco”

  • @augustundergroundsmordum
    @augustundergroundsmordum 5 лет назад +670

    Normal People:Blackout Windows with other campers scared to death
    Blind People: *Gets Starbucks Listens to music Goes for walk in park*

    • @froidee
      @froidee 5 лет назад +3

      lol

    • @estheriooo
      @estheriooo 5 лет назад +28

      Me: *sips facts not tea*

    • @ramry1011
      @ramry1011 5 лет назад +2

      POWER OF FEELING CRAP

    • @globglub5860
      @globglub5860 5 лет назад +14

      Yeah lolz. I would spray something on my eyes to go blind. It's worth the pain

    • @thepotatosquadyeet1407
      @thepotatosquadyeet1407 5 лет назад +2

      You are inquiring blind people aren’t normal people

  • @Coouge
    @Coouge 5 лет назад +1226

    They would rather die than intentionally blind themselves.

    • @tanyaerway1205
      @tanyaerway1205 5 лет назад +8

      Hey man

    • @ayojack4501
      @ayojack4501 5 лет назад +45

      Wait could it be that the woman in dr phil show who blinded herself with drain cleaner foreSAW the bird box movie and did it to protect herself

    • @linger5473
      @linger5473 5 лет назад +1

      I would take some lighter fluid to my eyes tbh

    • @linger5473
      @linger5473 5 лет назад +2

      Natalie GG no. They just want you to see. Remember the stranger?

    • @linger5473
      @linger5473 5 лет назад

      Natalie GG he opened the garage door, letting him see

  • @DeatCloss
    @DeatCloss Год назад +2

    ill keep saying it, daredevil would survive this just like a normal day