survival games but everyone involved, including the server being used to host it, has at least 100 viruses the last one who hasn't crashed wins also, outdated, buggy, and conflicting mods may be involved
I think it's actually hilarious that there's very obviously a lot of malware and instead of just running with it and thinking "wow this makes my job easier" they resort to their script really shows how incompetent they are.
@@kittenwizard4703 They just don't know enough English to bridge the gap of their script vs a dynamic conversation. English is a very very hard language, not mandarin hard, but one of the most difficult
it's because they are complete and total scam. They have no intention of helping you at all with your computer. They just want you to voluntarily make a payment to them, and then they get your money and move on to the next victim. In most cases, if you make a voluntary payment to someone with a credit card, it becomes very difficult to do a charge back successfully. Your credit card company is likely to side with them over you. Even though they are a scam. This is also why I never use my actual credit cards to make a payment on a site I do not fully trust. I get a prepaid debit card to use on such sites because then I stand to lose very little and they never get my real credit card number, just some throw away prepaid debit card number.
@@buff_daddyclub9539 McAfee has installed itself on my computer before by attaching itself to legitimate video software. It's not fake. They're a scummy company.
Make a fake virus that does the most annoying things specifically for scammers. Like constantly moving the cursor in notepad and popping up messages at the worst time
@@rogeliocano9536 you can even mine with $2 arduinos... And installing those invisible mining virus on their devices will also generate a passive income from people connected to the device at least 12h and let's say they manage two shifts, then you'll have a computer mining 24/7. Probably a couple of cents per computer per week, on multiple PC's that's a great passive income...
I love how Kit's computer is slowly dying of the bubonic plague and these scammers are like "It appears as though you have broken your arm, that will be $1326.99 please"
Even though I know that Kit uses a virtual machine and has also taken precautions to ensure that threats to this specific computer don't become threats to his personal information, I still can't help but feel SOOOOO much anxiety as he's downloading all these viruses lol
From one of his streamed videos on Twitch, I think he actually uses Ubuntu, and the same computer he uses Ubuntu on, he has this virtual machine with Windows.
You should slow the system down even more by changing it to only 1 core, or like a 300MHz clock speed in the VM settings, want to see how they handle waiting full minutes for cmd to open
I spent 10 years in IT support which meant that I had memorised the most common user issues/computer menus. I used to see how long I could keep them on the phone just making up problems with the computer while I read a book, made a cup of tea etc. I spent 2 hours with a scammer "fixing" my computer because i was curious about what their end game was. When they got to the end of the scam claiming to be looking at sexy pictures on my computer....I finally told them that I had never turned on the computer and had been lying the entire time. Their brain had a total meltdown at that point.
@@badladyami The analogy only works if there's physical hardware damage. It's more like deleting the car's computerized engine, making it need a reinstall before it'll start up again. A computer analogy to sugar in the gas tank would be hard drive in the microwave or magnets on the CPU or something
My cousin was in charge of IT for a small private college. One of the retired professors, an elderly woman in her 80's, installed a virus on her laptop when she opened a file called "DogsFucking.exe". My cousin was amazed, "why would anyone, let alone an old lady, click on a file called that?"
Thankfully it was only around $100. It was a Windows scam that started with a pop-up on her computer and a bogus phone number. Still, when you're on a fixed income, every bit matters.
I love that they're so braindead that they go back to the script even with all off that malware. It was the perfect oppurtunity to create a beleivable lie.
Just like how they can make many a user braindead if they're even least bit gullible. Not so fun getting it right back on their faces. No one wants to admit they can get stupid with a few honeyed words, like like with cults and such.
@@bvd_vlvd no idea what panda wrote cuz he deleted it but im pretty sure the antivirus dude jus put it there to make some money since he knew that amongst searches like that, the person would already have gotten the virus.
@@esatacikgoz2016 I don't even see your comment unless I open it from notifications so it's another one of those RUclips faults, but the point was that the "antivirus" itself is likely a virus. But yeah, props to that guy putting a service that, even though you have to pay it, could perhaps help with your destroyed computer lol
Indian govt provides that kinda packages. My father served the Indian Railways for 40 years. But ofc these scammers are just small time engineers with a degree in computer science.
@@thechiz5 Having a degree just makes you eligible for a job but there's no guarantee you'll get one. A lot of Indian bachelor's degree holders have passed their semesters without learning a single thing and wouldn't be able to answer the most basic if questions. So I highly doubt any company would want them, degree holder or not.
This might be strange, but there was something so satisfying about Kit installing all those viruses. Kind of like vicariously biting the forbidden fruit
This is two years later but I HAVE such a hard time NOT clicking links. Idk what it is my squirrel ass brain is just like "oh link let's click". Thankfully I've gotten better about it but jfc I murdered like two laptops that way before I learned my lesson.
I love how one of those download links didn't actually install a virus, but an antivirus instead. Either that's next level malware, or that's genius marketing.
tbh it happens a lot back a few years ago when i was downloading cracked game a lot of legit apps installed themselve such as opera, norton, mccafe etc its show that even if there legit there still doing some shady stuff
@@Viper-ft3tk kit's computer actually develops the very first fully sentient AI, its one and only goal to find free minecraft no download windows 2016 (FIXED)
@@flute2010 The world has been taken over. AI rules us all as we mine crypto. World governments fell within days as our computers were overtaken and replaced with free Minecraft download 2016 install free
Lmao how incompetent can these guys be..? Literally would have gone along with viruses so it could make my job easier to scam... the viruses are literally 2 strokes away on the command prompt. Smh
@@Picklerdude it's not that they're incompetent it's that if somebody is dumb enough to download this much malware i don't think they'd have a clue what a driver is so it doesn't really make a difference
Can we appreciate the amusing detail that, while trying to trash the computer with viruses, he instead managed to install a legit firewall and antivirus that some would argue ALSO acts like malware?
That looked a lot like an acquaintance's computer back in the early 2000s. Dude was like "Free RAM upgrade? Hell yeah!" "Net speed optimizer? I can't believe it's free!" His computer lived a life of its own to say the least.
Almost every computer noob I knew had tons of this crap on their computers in the early 2000s: constant pop ups, multiple internet toolbars, tons of tray icons. Glad modern Windows makes it hard to get this crap now. In Win 10, Kitboga had to manually disable the safety settings hidden in the menus and ignore all the warning messages Windows was giving him.
Malware protection has come a long way. Now the most you typically have to deal with is every website ever filling your browser with tracking cookies that they very obnoxiously insist you agreed to.
@@wesnohathas1993 Even then, you can just delete the cookies afterwards. Or even write a basic extension (Chrome actually makes this really easy if you understand how to program) to delete any cookies not from a list of sites. (basically a cookie whitelist)
It’s absolutely hilarious that you call up one of these guys with literally a malware library on your computer and they’re still trying to trick you into thinking it has malware using system information.
If you have a heck ton of malware, consider reinstaling windows at that point lol i wonder how the idiotic scammer don't realize no shit about what is bonzi buddy lol
They understand nothing about computers, this is why other scambaiters are able to destroy their computers with trivial methods or easily hack into their stuff. These scammers COULD just say 'oh yeah, you clearly have viruses, pay $3000 to fix it' but they can't recognize what they're looking at - and probably don't care - so to look 'authoritative' they just follow the script even when it doesn't make sense. That said, even if he paid the huge amount they still wouldn't do anything for him. One of the more honest scammers when faced with his fake (real looking) viruses in the past was like 'I can't help you, call real tech support'.
@@Thedarkbunnyrabbit yeah I think anyone with a good knowledge of computers would either get a genuine job or become a scammer who doesn't just blindly follow a script
that is the point of why someone would be a scammer in the first place because they are impatient to sit and work hard to earn legit money that they would rather choose these schemes to get money quickly
I think they're becoming paranoid. I've noticed that they're much quicker to call you out that you're "wasting their time" these days even if you're an actual victim.
I love how he casually downloaded 1000 malicious files and didn’t care meanwhile I downloaded one by accident and had to factory reset my pc like 100 times cuz I was so scared
I honestly feel bad for the poor Indian guys on the other end... clearly this company is suckering their cheap labor to make extra cash in addition to scamming those that call in.
I've been in I.T. for over 20 years. I have never seen anyone purposely download so much malware! Holy CRAP that was funny! It was slowing down SOOO bad! You helped the rest of my workday at the office go so much smoother, I laughed for like 20 minutes! 😆🤣
Just received a call from suspected three scammer. And from many hours of learning from Kit I wanted to see what my start time could be for wasting their times... while it's not 5 hours, I managed to keep a scammer on the phone for 26 min and 52 seconds. Personal Best. Helped someone not get scammed today !! 🙂
Well technically you can try this at home, as long as you do it in a virtual machine. And you set it up to not affect your own computer. I remember I thought of running a trojan virus on an old Windows 10, that would delete the windows boot manager. I was going to do that, because I wanted to install Linux onto it. But I didn't do it, and I still wish I did so.
@@pyp2205 As a tech ignorant old (er) person can you explain, I think i get what a virtual machine is, but its still on a PC isnt it? Assuming im correct in that arent your still infection the machine ? (tech noob... be kind).
You should somehow make it so when they bring up the "drivers stopped" screen, the computer shows that the drivers AREN'T stopped. See where in the script they go when that happens.
"Windows is one of the most advanced and intelligent operating systems." That scammer had better watch it with lines like that. With some victims, a line like that would give away that he is a scammer.
Seeing Kit struggling to find viruses to destroy his VM is so funny to me. He's made an AI, he can play several characters at the same time, he has created several fake bank websites, and there's also all of that stuff with Google Play... But finding a virus? God forbid lmao
I think it's just a testament to how clean the clear web actually is, and how difficult it is to actually get a virus nowadays. I find it easier to get it from someone close than sketchy links.
The animals are actually hilarious. Remember when we used to put stuff like that on the computer as kids. The goose is especially cool, love how it can steal the cursor and bring up random images.
Made me remember 2002 when i installed desktop destroyer that lets you destroy your desktop with flamethrowers, hammers and machine guns. It would look terrifying to non tech savy folks.
The fact that they keep using the script is astonishing. That's like if your car was totaled and then a scammer came out, made a tiny scratch on the car, and went "oh nooo, your car is scratched but I can help fix it!"
@@raven4k998 or the grandkids got hold of it. I know for a fact I downloaded a few viruses onto my parents computer trying to get free Minecraft or to download episodes of anime to watch without wifi lol. I probably made the computer run 30% slower because my parents wouldn’t buy computer games. But I learned my lesson. My dad on the other hand….
Your editing on this episode is so great! Really funny, interesting, and so many great scenes squished into 13 minutes when it was actually hours of content to sort though! Love it!
A "virus" that disrupts their script would be nice, and also would be wonderful if their computer could be infected with actual malware, their script would not save them from actual IT work then..
Love the premise of this one. I would've liked to see them "try" to fix some of it and fail more, but unfortunately they just mostly ignore it and continue with their script.
I will continue this series and get a "larger sample size" -- maybe we can get some scammers who try harder instead of just sorta ignore them. I think it's funny they are clueless though.
They dont care. I have seen a lot of indians justify their action as, "They are poor so this is the only thing they know to support their family" or worse "They are poor due to the west action so it is our revenge to the west".
lol the best part is at 5:37 where the scammers read off your IP address, as its not even what even being shown on the screen. hahaha Kit almost broke character at that point too.
its VM ip. some Virtual server either linux or windows configured that as the defaults (bcs the real hardware is virtualized anyway). for some advanced techies engineer would burst out the laugh like KitBoga does, bcs scammer didnt even notice if its made up machine
The beginning is so great; you can see in real time the mouse going to "block" due to muscle memory, and the active decision to click "allow" Also the installation sequence that starts at 3:00 is just terrifying o_O
I might be a small voice in an ocean of requests, but I honestly think that you should always have the goose on stream. Its just so cute! Look at 'em go~
You're awesome!! NEVER gets old. Keep up the great work. Id love to get all you guys together that do this and destroy these scumbags. You're doing a great service to people in the USA.
Have an obvious file on the desktop called 'passwords' or 'bank login' or something. Have it take forever to open when the scammer tries, then have the contents load up excruciatingly slow, like one character per minute. Then just as it reveals the passwords/login bluescreen the computer.
@frankc4862 Voice Changer plus really good voice acting. Sometimes he demonstrates how he sounds like without a voice changer and it's still convincing
@@Ramboost007 Guessing the voice changer runs on his phone, vm running on his bait computer (on a separate network), then for phone numbers using a service that lets him rotate numbers as needed.
These scammers only connect when you allow them to and yes if they are caught uploading illegal things then it can be traced back to them having it on their systems so they use porn as a typical scare tactic.
Mods for Video games can do the same thing (obviously), I've found some Image files packaged inside some of them that I certainly wouldn't want on my PC and they weren't part of the mod, just added in some files. Actually my worst experience with that was Maps for HL2 DM and Gary's mod, those would have some images packaged with them that crossed some lines..
As a former retail Tech Support guy, let me tell you, these users are real. I have encountered some serious Pokemon Masters of extensions and malware in my time.
The editing of this video, it's simply the best, the zoom in's, the cuts, just the best parts, all the laughs, and all the scammer absurdity!!!! More of this style!!
That was evil. I couldn't stop laughing as the infections mounted. And when I saw the list of Class A IP addresses I nearly choked. Actually this reminds me of a time in the mid-2000s when a 7 year old nephew allowed a rootkit to become embedded on my sister's XP desktop by clicking OK to a firewall warning about potential a potential malware download as he was trying to install some game from the internet. After several hours of hacking the registry I concluded that a disk wipe and clean install was the only way to restore the machine to good health. Luckily back in those days, the OS came on a CD. BTW, since you asked, among the problems I've dealt with (on other's behalf) was one case where an old machine with b-all memory and a lack of disk space got itself tied up in knots incessantly swapping stuff between memory and disk and simply couldn't cope; the virtual memory system showed its weaknesses with inadequate disk space.
I would love to see a method that allows you to stealth control the keyboard buffer in command line to prevent them from entering those extra zeroes. There's also an older scambait you did that moved the start button away when they tried to syskey you.
@@FunkMasterFlex3 Several scambaiters have used the endless tree command as well as goofy versions of netstat and other tools. They're among the funniest scambait videos I've seen. There was another great version of the tree command that erased user input so when the command completes, they're baffled when they don't see "COMPUTR IS BEEN HACKED BY HACKARS" on the screen.
9:05 As someone who used to work at a ledgitement call center I can totally feel this man, emotionlessly, robotically, procedurally going through the flowchart regardless of anything else.
It is worth noting that some viruses are smart enough to reach out past virtual machines! I once used a virtual machine to install bogus software to get free currency in a game I was playing (the ad promo crap), and malware from the install got onto my main computer. Be careful out there!
It's a good idea to have an entirely different operating system like Ubuntu as the host machine. Most programs need completely different drivers to be compatible.
Every time my mother comes to stay with us over Christmas, she loads up my computer with all these crazy viruses by clicking on links when trying install her games. As such, I watched this with morbid amusement. Great video.
1v1 in Minecraft with 5,000 viruses collab when???
One can only hope
the crossover we didnt know we needed
Yes please
@@KitbogaShow gotta credit poppa hummus dude
survival games but everyone involved, including the server being used to host it, has at least 100 viruses
the last one who hasn't crashed wins
also, outdated, buggy, and conflicting mods may be involved
I think it's actually hilarious that there's very obviously a lot of malware and instead of just running with it and thinking "wow this makes my job easier" they resort to their script really shows how incompetent they are.
Its mainly because they will be fired if they veer off the script
@@kittenwizard4703 no they won’t. Not when there’s a actual problem with a computer. That’s just dumb… do u hear yourself?
@@kittenwizard4703 They just don't know enough English to bridge the gap of their script vs a dynamic conversation. English is a very very hard language, not mandarin hard, but one of the most difficult
it's because they are complete and total scam. They have no intention of helping you at all with your computer. They just want you to voluntarily make a payment to them, and then they get your money and move on to the next victim. In most cases, if you make a voluntary payment to someone with a credit card, it becomes very difficult to do a charge back successfully. Your credit card company is likely to side with them over you. Even though they are a scam. This is also why I never use my actual credit cards to make a payment on a site I do not fully trust. I get a prepaid debit card to use on such sites because then I stand to lose very little and they never get my real credit card number, just some throw away prepaid debit card number.
@@well_as_an_expert_id_say it’s not that hard (especially when so much of media is in English)
The fact that he was installing random viruses and accidentally installed mcafee is the funniest part of the video.
Actually it's fake McAfee it's a malware
@@buff_daddyclub9539 McAfee is essentially malware anyways
That's not McAfee
@@kelpkelp5252 Its the only effective version of Mcafee tho.
@@buff_daddyclub9539 McAfee has installed itself on my computer before by attaching itself to legitimate video software. It's not fake. They're a scummy company.
Make a fake virus that does the most annoying things specifically for scammers. Like constantly moving the cursor in notepad and popping up messages at the worst time
i think there is one based on the untitled goose game that is just the goose that litteraly does what you said
@@mcmerry2846 I’m pretty sure the PC’s they use aren’t for gaming so they would have a tough time mining anything.
@@rogeliocano9536 you can even mine with $2 arduinos... And installing those invisible mining virus on their devices will also generate a passive income from people connected to the device at least 12h and let's say they manage two shifts, then you'll have a computer mining 24/7. Probably a couple of cents per computer per week, on multiple PC's that's a great passive income...
@@rogeliocano9536 at least it slowed their PCs down hey
He's created his own notepad program that does hilarious stuff
-"Do you watch porn on your computer?"
-"No, I have corn outside though".
Made me chuckle.
Im laughing so hard at this 🤣
and this why *I switched to Linux*
I love how Kit's computer is slowly dying of the bubonic plague and these scammers are like "It appears as though you have broken your arm, that will be $1326.99 please"
Lol
"Slowly"
Nah, i think thats the fastest death of a pc that will/has ever happened lol
@@sparkybig9799 good!
@@sparkybig9799 if you don't like his videos than why are you here?
@@sparkybig9799 good, I hope you realize that what you do hurts people extremely
Imagine the computer being so screwed that McAffe Antivirus is actually helping/trying to help.
Lol yeah
XD
It’s always trying to help, just some viruses can bypass a lot of virus detection systems
@The Reaper that’s not a thing lol
Dude, mcafee is a good antivirus
The Hydra virus was killing me... the fact every time it closed it doubled along with becoming just symbols was ridiculous
Right? Like fuck viruses, but that one is actually pretty funny.
@@Camazotz-kz9wr the classic "u r an idiot" virus is pretty funny too
Even if that's not what a Hydra actually is, still funny
And that fucking Rayquaza sprite lmao
Bro the rayquaza sprite made me crack up XD
the butterflies, the hydra virus, and the "are you an idiot" virus are hilarious I almost want to install them
The Rayquaza sprite though 🤣
I always wanted Banzai Buddy but I was never dumb enough to download it.
The duck too
Even though I know that Kit uses a virtual machine and has also taken precautions to ensure that threats to this specific computer don't become threats to his personal information, I still can't help but feel SOOOOO much anxiety as he's downloading all these viruses lol
Me toooooo I was so stressed out lol
I discovered I can get a whole day's workout just with butt-clenches...
I don't think he uses his main or personal PC for this. He sure is using a spare/disposable PC like me.
If he goes past the 200th search page he's going to get monkeypox.
From one of his streamed videos on Twitch, I think he actually uses Ubuntu, and the same computer he uses Ubuntu on, he has this virtual machine with Windows.
You should slow the system down even more by changing it to only 1 core, or like a 300MHz clock speed in the VM settings, want to see how they handle waiting full minutes for cmd to open
Replace cmd.exe with a porn shortcut and blame them for showing you dongs.
so you mean using my computer?
So you mean?
@@elijahvalencia3293 so you?
@@elijahvalencia3293 So you?
I spent 10 years in IT support which meant that I had memorised the most common user issues/computer menus. I used to see how long I could keep them on the phone just making up problems with the computer while I read a book, made a cup of tea etc. I spent 2 hours with a scammer "fixing" my computer because i was curious about what their end game was. When they got to the end of the scam claiming to be looking at sexy pictures on my computer....I finally told them that I had never turned on the computer and had been lying the entire time. Their brain had a total meltdown at that point.
Wow amazing work
1000iq plays
every Information Technology geek is a radiohead enjoyer.
(i know from your channel and i am a IT geek too. and listen to radiohead)
poor Brian
@@windowsexe6084 radiohead is so fucking good but im HORRIBLE at technology
As someone in the cybersecurity field, "What does a guy have to do to infect his computer with malware" is the funniest shit I've ever heard.
😂😂
It's like the computer equivalent of, "What kind of shit can I cram in this gas tank to fuck this engine up?"
Same 😂
@@badladyami The analogy only works if there's physical hardware damage. It's more like deleting the car's computerized engine, making it need a reinstall before it'll start up again.
A computer analogy to sugar in the gas tank would be hard drive in the microwave or magnets on the CPU or something
My cousin was in charge of IT for a small private college. One of the retired professors, an elderly woman in her 80's, installed a virus on her laptop when she opened a file called "DogsFucking.exe". My cousin was amazed, "why would anyone, let alone an old lady, click on a file called that?"
Definitely gotta get multiple "tech support" guys on the line at once and blame them for making your computer worse and let them fight it out.
Oh that’s a great idea. Scammer conference calls are always amazing to hear! What scammers will go through just to get the big bucks! 😂
Accuse one of them of watching porn on your computer. Say you watched him do it and he said to 'just watch it, you will like it.' Sow some discord.
I think he's done that before lol
yep, he’s done something similar before except at some point he just joined in pretending be _another_ scammer altogether
@@wozaow Oh yeah I remembered that video. I was literally dying of laughter when Kit joined in and all their pea brains exploded in confusion
"Do you watch porn on da computer? No, I have corn outside though" As usual another priceless piece of chat between Kit and the dumb scammer, lol!
yep
Country Girls Make Do
Or was it “Korn”?
Reply to scammer..."why yes, your mom and sister are among my favorites!"
@@ArmyJames Granny's one freak on a leash
My mom was ripped off by a scammer, so it brings me joy to see this growing army of anti-scammers going after these thieves and liars.
🔝 🔝 Message me.
did your mom lose anything?
@@demarcuscousinsthe65th What do you think?
how much she got scammed for
Thankfully it was only around $100. It was a Windows scam that started with a pop-up on her computer and a bogus phone number. Still, when you're on a fixed income, every bit matters.
I love that they're so braindead that they go back to the script even with all off that malware.
It was the perfect oppurtunity to create a beleivable lie.
Just like how they can make many a user braindead if they're even least bit gullible. Not so fun getting it right back on their faces. No one wants to admit they can get stupid with a few honeyed words, like like with cults and such.
If they had that intellect, then they wouldn't be scammers.
The fact that someone included an antivirus to protect these poor people in the place where viruses would be is so nice and hilarious
You misunderstood lmao. It's a fake antivirus that tries to look like a real one and really it's just a virus too.
@@fourthpanda yeah, you're probably right, I just wanted to be an optimist lol
@@bvd_vlvd no idea what panda wrote cuz he deleted it but im pretty sure the antivirus dude jus put it there to make some money since he knew that amongst searches like that, the person would already have gotten the virus.
@@esatacikgoz2016 I don't even see your comment unless I open it from notifications so it's another one of those RUclips faults, but the point was that the "antivirus" itself is likely a virus. But yeah, props to that guy putting a service that, even though you have to pay it, could perhaps help with your destroyed computer lol
@@bvd_vlvd Oh it means that they deleted
"35 years security"
jesus christ, that's like a generation or two of service. What a great company to offer such a large package.
Indian govt provides that kinda packages. My father served the Indian Railways for 40 years. But ofc these scammers are just small time engineers with a degree in computer science.
@@vikrambalaji4126 tech support scammers are the most highly educated professionals in any industry out there.
@@vikrambalaji4126 yeah that might be true too
If they had comp sci degrees they wouldn’t waste their time trying to scam people it would make more sense to get a real job in tech
@@thechiz5 Having a degree just makes you eligible for a job but there's no guarantee you'll get one. A lot of Indian bachelor's degree holders have passed their semesters without learning a single thing and wouldn't be able to answer the most basic if questions.
So I highly doubt any company would want them, degree holder or not.
I feel this needs a part 2, maybe 5. For the sake of confirming all scammers are dumber than a bag of hammers.
That’s a Beast Wars Reference there 👌
no a bag of hammers you could at least use to bludgeon a robber the scammers are both stupid and useless
yes XD
@@giantswingallday7001 Amusingly, I can't see it for some reason.
@@blunderingfool I h
This might be strange, but there was something so satisfying about Kit installing all those viruses. Kind of like vicariously biting the forbidden fruit
There are 2 types of ppl in the world
Hevvy: *Happy nomming noises*
Yess like this is the intrusive thoughts winning 😅
Look at me. *I* am the grandma now.
This is two years later but I HAVE such a hard time NOT clicking links. Idk what it is my squirrel ass brain is just like "oh link let's click". Thankfully I've gotten better about it but jfc I murdered like two laptops that way before I learned my lesson.
i must admit the butterflies and the duck roaming around made me laugh way more than it should've
goose*
Birb *
That’s a goose city boy
Nah even stuff like bonzi makes me laugh my ass off like when he just says with a boring robot tone I am going to destroy you computer in 60 seconds
Yeah I got to admit I started cracking up as it did a slow crawl up the screen
For the first time in all Kit history, I think the scammer was right. His computer is hacked.
I thought the first scammer he called said "Your computer is faaaacked"
@@2ndamendmentgirl102 he did a Priogi move.
I love how one of those download links didn't actually install a virus, but an antivirus instead. Either that's next level malware, or that's genius marketing.
mcafee is indistinguishable from actual malware
@@TornadicTitan17 lmao true
@@TornadicTitan17 as someone who had it downloaded without consent, can agree. :P
tbh it happens a lot back a few years ago when i was downloading cracked game a lot of legit apps installed themselve such as opera, norton, mccafe etc its show that even if there legit there still doing some shady stuff
@@aoki6332 opera and McAfee was almost in everything you could download from a browser
Those butterflies gave me such a sense of nostalgia. Those little bastards bricked my family’s shared computer.
i had butterflies and a cat cursor on the family laptop. ran like a toirtise, but my god was it worth it.
all the viruses are just going to start fighting each other until only one, super strong virus remains
One virus will integrate the rest into its code, manifesting into terror and desktop strippers.
@@Viper-ft3tk kit's computer actually develops the very first fully sentient AI, its one and only goal to find free minecraft no download windows 2016 (FIXED)
@@flute2010 The world has been taken over. AI rules us all as we mine crypto. World governments fell within days as our computers were overtaken and replaced with free Minecraft download 2016 install free
Covid
My monies on the goose.
even with 100 viruses his computer is running faster than mine.
oh no
Adware =/= virus
It's due to all the porn!
@Stickrun Stick a man of good taste 🧐
@@MrBerett315 smh so horny
I love the scammer ignoring the viruses for the "driver off" script he has, lmao
Straight to business lol
He was like what
Lmao how incompetent can these guys be..? Literally would have gone along with viruses so it could make my job easier to scam... the viruses are literally 2 strokes away on the command prompt. Smh
haha yes
@@Picklerdude it's not that they're incompetent it's that if somebody is dumb enough to download this much malware i don't think they'd have a clue what a driver is so it doesn't really make a difference
"Hey cutie wanna meet?"
"Yea you got viruses for me?"
Bro stop 😂😂
I'm sure that line has been used on a dark corner somewhere before
Some people are into that believe it or not
Can we appreciate the amusing detail that, while trying to trash the computer with viruses, he instead managed to install a legit firewall and antivirus that some would argue ALSO acts like malware?
Yeah, that is macaffee for you
I honestly cant tell if its a fake antivirus or not, it seems to have actually blocked something
@@MrLTiger no it's real, McAfee pay a lot of money to websites to pack their app in their files
It;s the inevitable end of malware competition, the antivirus.
Why you should never install any fucking antivirus garbage. Windows does it fine itself.
That looked a lot like an acquaintance's computer back in the early 2000s. Dude was like "Free RAM upgrade? Hell yeah!" "Net speed optimizer? I can't believe it's free!" His computer lived a life of its own to say the least.
When you install so many viruses that they merge to form a comprehensive artificial intelligence capable of independent thought
Ah yes downloading more RAM.
Almost every computer noob I knew had tons of this crap on their computers in the early 2000s: constant pop ups, multiple internet toolbars, tons of tray icons.
Glad modern Windows makes it hard to get this crap now. In Win 10, Kitboga had to manually disable the safety settings hidden in the menus and ignore all the warning messages Windows was giving him.
Malware protection has come a long way. Now the most you typically have to deal with is every website ever filling your browser with tracking cookies that they very obnoxiously insist you agreed to.
@@wesnohathas1993 Even then, you can just delete the cookies afterwards. Or even write a basic extension (Chrome actually makes this really easy if you understand how to program) to delete any cookies not from a list of sites. (basically a cookie whitelist)
It’s absolutely hilarious that you call up one of these guys with literally a malware library on your computer and they’re still trying to trick you into thinking it has malware using system information.
That's irony for ya
If you have a heck ton of malware, consider reinstaling windows at that point lol
i wonder how the idiotic scammer don't realize no shit about what is bonzi buddy lol
They just follow the script word by word, no matter what
They understand nothing about computers, this is why other scambaiters are able to destroy their computers with trivial methods or easily hack into their stuff. These scammers COULD just say 'oh yeah, you clearly have viruses, pay $3000 to fix it' but they can't recognize what they're looking at - and probably don't care - so to look 'authoritative' they just follow the script even when it doesn't make sense. That said, even if he paid the huge amount they still wouldn't do anything for him. One of the more honest scammers when faced with his fake (real looking) viruses in the past was like 'I can't help you, call real tech support'.
@@Thedarkbunnyrabbit yeah I think anyone with a good knowledge of computers would either get a genuine job or become a scammer who doesn't just blindly follow a script
I just love the small duck walking around the screen 😂😂
Goose 8D
The goose is my favorite thing ever
It's a wonder to me how impatient these scammers are. They don't even bother to act like they care.
That's one of the most common signs of a scammer. They fake urgency & desperation to trick people into getting scared (and thus give them money)
I mean my experience with HP Printer Support was pretty close.
that is the point of why someone would be a scammer in the first place
because they are impatient to sit and work hard to earn legit money that they would rather choose these schemes to get money quickly
I think they're becoming paranoid. I've noticed that they're much quicker to call you out that you're "wasting their time" these days even if you're an actual victim.
And they are so rude
I love that the guy offered 35 year protection lol
Do you have viruses for me?🤣
It makes the most expensive option look more attractive.
35 years ago, Microsoft Office 1.0 was released, the first ISP was founded, and the first wireless mouse wouldn’t be introduced for 2 more years.
"Hold on, I have an email."
"oh ho, the goose wants to honk."
That broke me.
The scammers need to do some improv. Ditch the script sometimes have some self awareness lol. This is great to watch.
Search results past the 2nd page might as well be the dark web...
Hello! your Computer has Virus 🦠
This whole project is crazy. Im here for it 😍🙌😂
I love getting back at these scammers. 😂
I Love you virus!❤️
🤍💙❤️
I love your content! Thank you so much for all that you do! It's so awesome what you do!
I love how he casually downloaded 1000 malicious files and didn’t care meanwhile I downloaded one by accident and had to factory reset my pc like 100 times cuz I was so scared
He's probably using a virtual machine.
@@izperehoda nah its not a VM
@@moonyiscoolided he definitely uses a VM
@@RD19902010 well then fastest vm ive seen
@@moonyiscoolided A VM can run fast if it's run from powerful hardware
These were great malware file episodes is something you should do more often
The fact that they keep sticking to the script really says it all about these people's intelligence
Ikr! 1000 malware already installed and the scammer still be like "who downloaded the porn in yo pc"
Or they’re just doing it to pay the bills and can’t be assed.
It’s better for us then since kitboga and other scambaiters can easily manipulate them
Those things are barely sentient, let alone sapient.
It says nothing about their intelligence, they are just hired to do that by sketchy call centers. Their intelligence is just "I need to get paid"
It's honestly a little frustrating seeing them actively ignore the genuine issue the computer has to push the script like absolutly nothing is wrong
It would be funny if one day he called someone and they would actually fix issues with a computer and not even take money lol
I honestly feel bad for the poor Indian guys on the other end... clearly this company is suckering their cheap labor to make extra cash in addition to scamming those that call in.
Because they are not technicians. It's not like they will say you have a bunch of viruses that we have no idea how to fix.
@@nahor88 They are the scammers.
@@nahor88 don't feel bad they are all like this
I had tears of laughter when he was talking about the supposedly stopped drivers and a little goose ran over the screen. lmao ... i cant xD
If that goose is part of a malware then i'm sorry but i need it, take my informations and gimme the goose dammit !
@@heysvpra the goose is not Malware! It's called Desktop Goose
@@squabbbb Now that's what i call quality cheese !
the goose took the cursor lmao
For me it was the Rayquaza head sprite with the Hydra virus that had me
I've been in I.T. for over 20 years. I have never seen anyone purposely download so much malware! Holy CRAP that was funny! It was slowing down SOOO bad! You helped the rest of my workday at the office go so much smoother, I laughed for like 20 minutes! 😆🤣
"It's not the hacker known as 4chan, is it?"
This made me laugh internally.
I laughed externally, and quite a lot.
@@G-I-JEZUS I laughed in space
*Laughing intensifies*
Only way to know for sure is to inspect the structural integrity of your van.
Whats a 4chan?
Just received a call from suspected three scammer. And from many hours of learning from Kit I wanted to see what my start time could be for wasting their times... while it's not 5 hours, I managed to keep a scammer on the phone for 26 min and 52 seconds. Personal Best. Helped someone not get scammed today !! 🙂
Hey for a first time that's pretty good numbers!!
I never have the guts lol. I get stage fright
PR acquired! Maybe you can do it on Twitch next time, try to beat Kitboga again!
Awesome job!☺️
@@MyNameHere101 Stage fright on a computer? You are special
Note that Kitboga is using a virtual operating system, and I can't stress this warning too much:
DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME ON YOUR HOME COMPUTER !!
its fun on my home computer though, my mom hit me with a slipper but it was funny
what is a virtual operating system?
@@who8352 He means a Virtual Machine.
Well technically you can try this at home, as long as you do it in a virtual machine. And you set it up to not affect your own computer. I remember I thought of running a trojan virus on an old Windows 10, that would delete the windows boot manager. I was going to do that, because I wanted to install Linux onto it. But I didn't do it, and I still wish I did so.
@@pyp2205 As a tech ignorant old (er) person can you explain, I think i get what a virtual machine is, but its still on a PC isnt it? Assuming im correct in that arent your still infection the machine ? (tech noob... be kind).
Its so crazy that they actually still try to go with the skript so desperately
You should somehow make it so when they bring up the "drivers stopped" screen, the computer shows that the drivers AREN'T stopped. See where in the script they go when that happens.
Replying to boost
Booooost up. I like this idea
haha yes
That would be so funny
That sounds amazing.
Ooo Kit, make your cursor so big that the scammers can't tell what they're doing. Alternatively, you could offset it so they click the wrong things.
YES!!! I need to see this!!!
you can swap left and right mouse btn in the options. 😏
@@hausm3ister That's a great idea!
It wouldn't raise suspicion either, since it's obvious the computer is massively afflicted with malware.
The old auto jump to click on windows 95 function!
Seeing all the viruses physically hurt me.
Same
I felt genuinely uncomfortable lmfaooo
I thought it was kinda fun to see them in action tbh
You should see the memz virus
@@RIPLinkTTV I’ve seen it I don’t like it
I don't know why but those freaking butterflies are hilarious 😂
"Windows is one of the most advanced and intelligent operating systems."
That scammer had better watch it with lines like that. With some victims, a line like that would give away that he is a scammer.
Let's hope he keeps it. Same as 'different different'.
As a Mac user I face palmed when I heard that line.
Ohno it's a Linux fanboy
@One Who Waits I daily Linux and it automatically activates the audio out jack on my laptop
@One Who Waits What year are you in? 1993?
"haha, the goose wants to honk"
I'm crying lmaooo, you've fallen too deep into character. We've lost you.
Plot twist: you've been duped into thinking he's been lost because of his great acting skill. 😂
Seeing Kit struggling to find viruses to destroy his VM is so funny to me.
He's made an AI, he can play several characters at the same time, he has created several fake bank websites, and there's also all of that stuff with Google Play...
But finding a virus? God forbid lmao
He wasn't struggling though. It's easy af to find sketchy sites
I think it's just a testament to how clean the clear web actually is, and how difficult it is to actually get a virus nowadays. I find it easier to get it from someone close than sketchy links.
@@watema3381 it has got harder to get viruses because viruses are getting better and therefore more undetectable
hes gonna make his own one day its gonna play the lion king song while showing d&d tutorials
@@nycz4411 viruses back then were just a "haha i ruined your PC lol" sort of deal, now they're different.
7:23 bro really said “the victim doesn’t have enough viruses to be convinced”
I love how you'll have to fill a captcha to download a trojan.
Maybe it's to make it feel more legitimate ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
The animals are actually hilarious. Remember when we used to put stuff like that on the computer as kids. The goose is especially cool, love how it can steal the cursor and bring up random images.
My friend made me install that goose as a joke didnt tell me how to remove it and then we played things together qbsolute nightmare
Made me remember 2002 when i installed desktop destroyer that lets you destroy your desktop with flamethrowers, hammers and machine guns. It would look terrifying to non tech savy folks.
Was gonna say I kind of like the butterfly lol
The fact that they keep using the script is astonishing. That's like if your car was totaled and then a scammer came out, made a tiny scratch on the car, and went "oh nooo, your car is scratched but I can help fix it!"
"Task Manager has been disabled by your administrator." That terrifies me.
As someone that used to work at Geek Squad, this is my worst nightmare. But also no lie, I've seen plenty of computers that looked worse than this.
your granny downloaded everything on the planet🤣
@@raven4k998 or the grandkids got hold of it. I know for a fact I downloaded a few viruses onto my parents computer trying to get free Minecraft or to download episodes of anime to watch without wifi lol. I probably made the computer run 30% slower because my parents wouldn’t buy computer games. But I learned my lesson.
My dad on the other hand….
@@kimmiewise1044same
Your editing on this episode is so great! Really funny, interesting, and so many great scenes squished into 13 minutes when it was actually hours of content to sort though! Love it!
Thank you so much!
I agree the editing has really improved, some of the older stuff is hard to watch because of the editing but this was like constant zingers
@@KitbogaShow Honestly, the narration/flow is so engaging, feels like really high production value, love it
okay that is beautiful. i've seen infected computers, but this is straight up leprosy. like pieces are physically falling off it.
A "virus" that disrupts their script would be nice, and also would be wonderful if their computer could be infected with actual malware, their script would not save them from actual IT work then..
“It’s not the hacker named 4chan, is it?”
God love this channel
You need to "accidentally" download viruses WHILE you are trying to get their help!
YESSSSSS
yes
YES
Love the premise of this one. I would've liked to see them "try" to fix some of it and fail more, but unfortunately they just mostly ignore it and continue with their script.
I will continue this series and get a "larger sample size" -- maybe we can get some scammers who try harder instead of just sorta ignore them. I think it's funny they are clueless though.
@@KitbogaShow Haha it's funny for sure 😄
Thank you for the reply! Appreciate all that you do! 🙂
@@KitbogaShow yep its funny
@@KitbogaShow can you share some of the malware to their computer while they're connected?
@@KitbogaShow you are my new favourite youtuber :)
🤣🤣😂😂 the goose and the butterfly have me laughing uncontrollably
I'm so glad you went the "my wife has dementia" route with this.
They have no empathy, they are the scum of the earth.
"Ah, yes, got me some nice money!"
They dont care. I have seen a lot of indians justify their action as, "They are poor so this is the only thing they know to support their family" or worse "They are poor due to the west action so it is our revenge to the west".
Their roads are made of dirt and they shit in the streets and piss on the sides of their decrepit buildings. They do not care
@Jake Standford ???
I burst out laughing when you said that you forgot you installed more cores on the system
That really made me wonder why the guy didn't catch on. Why would some old lady know that?
lol the best part is at 5:37 where the scammers read off your IP address, as its not even what even being shown on the screen. hahaha Kit almost broke character at that point too.
I SWEAR
LIKE DUDE it takes some basic ... BASIC level of competence to get that right atleast
Plot twist: he said his own ip
@@official_wonnie it'd still be a local ip so that didn't matter
Yeah fr, he could've read it correctly and laymans still would believe it since they dont have a clue
its VM ip. some Virtual server either linux or windows configured that as the defaults (bcs the real hardware is virtualized anyway). for some advanced techies engineer would burst out the laugh like KitBoga does, bcs scammer didnt even notice if its made up machine
The beginning is so great; you can see in real time the mouse going to "block" due to muscle memory, and the active decision to click "allow"
Also the installation sequence that starts at 3:00 is just terrifying o_O
Guy sounded like he was sweating on the microphone when he talked about his fake degree. What a trooper. Thanks for messing with them Kit.
Thanks for all of the time and work that you put in to teach these scammers a lesson and entertain us as well. 😊
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I might be a small voice in an ocean of requests, but I honestly think that you should always have the goose on stream. Its just so cute! Look at 'em go~
I absolutely agree
best part of the vid :D "got an e-mail, ooh, the goose want's to honk" xDD
It's sooooo cute!!
Peace was never an option!
Its called desktop goose.
And actually one program which I wouldnt classify as virus as you have full control over it :D
You're awesome!! NEVER gets old. Keep up the great work. Id love to get all you guys together that do this and destroy these scumbags. You're doing a great service to people in the USA.
Have an obvious file on the desktop called 'passwords' or 'bank login' or something. Have it take forever to open when the scammer tries, then have the contents load up excruciatingly slow, like one character per minute. Then just as it reveals the passwords/login bluescreen the computer.
ah the good ol' delete sys32 but on your VM; WCGW
That voice is so scarily accurate especially with his articulations and speaking mannerisms
He's been doing this for a long time
How does he do it? Software I'm assuming but which one?
@frankc4862 Voice Changer plus really good voice acting. Sometimes he demonstrates how he sounds like without a voice changer and it's still convincing
@@Ramboost007 Guessing the voice changer runs on his phone, vm running on his bait computer (on a separate network), then for phone numbers using a service that lets him rotate numbers as needed.
WOW. If they can put porn onto your computer they can put illegal materials on there too. That's actually SUPER concerning.
These scammers only connect when you allow them to and yes if they are caught uploading illegal things then it can be traced back to them having it on their systems so they use porn as a typical scare tactic.
And people have been prosecuted for possession. Scary stuff.
@One Who Waits it may not be illegal where they live, and even if it is you would have to bring an international case against them...
Mods for Video games can do the same thing (obviously), I've found some Image files packaged inside some of them that I certainly wouldn't want on my PC and they weren't part of the mod, just added in some files.
Actually my worst experience with that was Maps for HL2 DM and Gary's mod, those would have some images packaged with them that crossed some lines..
Stuff will get you killed in prison. Blackmail
This was my favorite video like this in a long time. So funny with all the actual viruses and MALL-WAR.
As a former retail Tech Support guy, let me tell you, these users are real. I have encountered some serious Pokemon Masters of extensions and malware in my time.
hahahahahah
Ok I NEED a link
I love how you made the scammer actually do his “job”
Scammer: *notices Bonzi Buddy*
Scammer: "What is this."
Kitbogranny: "Oh, that's Bonzi."
Bro I died there 🤣
@@blackswordsman2988 Lmaoo I couldn’t breathe 😂😂😂
bro i swear the sheer disappointment in the scammers voice
"what is this."
“It’s spyware!”
This was fascinating... I couldn't stop laughing at all the pop-ups as he's talking. This was amazing
The beginning gave me so much anxiety. Thank goodness for the butterflies, they helped a little.
scammers when actual malware covers the screen: "How you can close these things? Can you do it?"
Message me 🔝🔝
5:06 The deadpan 'what is this' with Bonzi on-screen 🤣🤣🤣 why is that so funny
im dead 🤣
The editing of this video, it's simply the best, the zoom in's, the cuts, just the best parts, all the laughs, and all the scammer absurdity!!!! More of this style!!
I'd love to see a normal refund scam with all that maleware. They trying to modify the html while all these popups go crazy :P
10:57 "Are you an idiot?" part always makes me laugh so hard. He pressed no I'm not but it says: "I think you are an idiot"
Favourite part 😂😂
Back when I was young, I fell for these viruses like the gullible kid I was, watching this makes me feel happy
It took me a while to understand what "download more ram" actually meant. Being an actual virus aside it was just pagefile.
That was evil. I couldn't stop laughing as the infections mounted. And when I saw the list of Class A IP addresses I nearly choked. Actually this reminds me of a time in the mid-2000s when a 7 year old nephew allowed a rootkit to become embedded on my sister's XP desktop by clicking OK to a firewall warning about potential a potential malware download as he was trying to install some game from the internet. After several hours of hacking the registry I concluded that a disk wipe and clean install was the only way to restore the machine to good health. Luckily back in those days, the OS came on a CD.
BTW, since you asked, among the problems I've dealt with (on other's behalf) was one case where an old machine with b-all memory and a lack of disk space got itself tied up in knots incessantly swapping stuff between memory and disk and simply couldn't cope; the virtual memory system showed its weaknesses with inadequate disk space.
I would love to see a method that allows you to stealth control the keyboard buffer in command line to prevent them from entering those extra zeroes. There's also an older scambait you did that moved the start button away when they tried to syskey you.
But:
"ma'am are you trying to each and every fool me?"
I also miss the tree command that looped forever. It was always fun to see how many minutes it took them to figure out something was wrong.
I think he's had something similar happen and they just give up and say it fucked up and sent too much
@@FunkMasterFlex3 Several scambaiters have used the endless tree command as well as goofy versions of netstat and other tools. They're among the funniest scambait videos I've seen. There was another great version of the tree command that erased user input so when the command completes, they're baffled when they don't see "COMPUTR IS BEEN HACKED BY HACKARS" on the screen.
The saddest part about this video is how accurate the state of the computer is for our grandparents lol
lol, 4:56 "Your computer is fffff-hacked." I wonder what he was gonna say?
9:05
As someone who used to work at a ledgitement call center I can totally feel this man, emotionlessly, robotically, procedurally going through the flowchart regardless of anything else.
man im starting to recollect how good it feels not to have malware on my computer.
It is scary to see that this actually happens to people, hopefully everyone will be protected from this in the future. Nice video!
@Karl with a K right! It’s really not hard to NOT get viruses if you don’t download random things 😂
It is worth noting that some viruses are smart enough to reach out past virtual machines! I once used a virtual machine to install bogus software to get free currency in a game I was playing (the ad promo crap), and malware from the install got onto my main computer. Be careful out there!
It's a good idea to have an entirely different operating system like Ubuntu as the host machine. Most programs need completely different drivers to be compatible.
Every time my mother comes to stay with us over Christmas, she loads up my computer with all these crazy viruses by clicking on links when trying install her games. As such, I watched this with morbid amusement. Great video.