World's Dumbest Scammer Faces Goose Virus (and loses)

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  • I asked scammers to fix my computer that had a "goose virus" on it. But after 3 days of chaos, they end up losing their banking and passport info instead!
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    Scammers make thousands of calls every day hoping someone will allow them access to a computer. They use all sorts of social engineering and tricks to convince you to trust them. The videos on my channel show various techniques used by scam call centers to target victims. From gift cards to cryptocurrency, they'll take anything they can from you.
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    Showing Scammers Goose Game Virus
    Exposing Scam Call Center Through Improv Voice Acting
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Комментарии • 2,8 тыс.

  • @cyrus2395
    @cyrus2395 Год назад +9194

    "Do you know what your IQ score is?"
    "About 7 out of 10"
    Are we sure he's not baiting *us* now?

    • @cleo8665
      @cleo8665 Год назад +520

      No, i honestly believe that he doesn't know how IQ scores work.

    • @jumpman8282
      @jumpman8282 Год назад +425

      All I know is that "7 out of 10" doesn't answer the question, yet suggests that he thinks his IQ is above average.
      Could be bait, or a severe case of Dunning-Kruger. Judging by the rest of the conversation I'd go for the latter.

    • @LeMustache
      @LeMustache Год назад +147

      He must've meant "7 or 10"

    • @oliverf9831
      @oliverf9831 Год назад +282

      My IQ test results came back negative.

    • @sunbleachedangel
      @sunbleachedangel Год назад +142

      He took an IQ test, he didn't pass

  • @Snuggletail
    @Snuggletail Год назад +3982

    "Simply get dressed, like you normally do.... not like a goose."
    -David Burke

    • @sharonbrown6595
      @sharonbrown6595 Год назад +14

      Haaaaaaa

    • @KitbogaShow
      @KitbogaShow  Год назад +864

      What if you normally get dressed like a goose?

    • @belurso5179
      @belurso5179 Год назад +72

      @@KitbogaShow Then I guess you ARE making some food for him.

    • @sharonbrown6595
      @sharonbrown6595 Год назад +8

      @@KitbogaShow haaaaaa yep one never knows.

    • @dboi1656
      @dboi1656 Год назад +28

      @@KitbogaShow Looking up a goose costume immediately after was just incredible timing, love the trolls mate

  • @Quirksvil
    @Quirksvil Год назад +1760

    The fact this man stayed on the phone, completely believing he's inside of a sex store, suddenly handed to the owner of the store, and listening to his victim just ramble with his supposed daughter and only gave up because of a date is just peak 7 out of 10 IQ

    • @crsrdash-840b5
      @crsrdash-840b5 Год назад +127

      Remember, all this started with a virus goose walking across the screen that needed to get removed. Somehow it went from that to sex toys lmao!!!

    • @gregm7969
      @gregm7969 2 месяца назад

      I'd have to subtract a couple of points just for the grammar and spelling mistakes he makes! ➖🧠

  • @believeinmatter
    @believeinmatter Год назад +6285

    Never thought I’d hear a scammer utter the sentence “get dressed like you usually do, not like a Goose, Okay?” 😂 🦢

    • @connormachin151
      @connormachin151 Год назад +83

      That's.... That's a Swan.

    • @SaltySirenFloriduh
      @SaltySirenFloriduh Год назад +51

      Close enough😂

    • @crystalaowlan
      @crystalaowlan Год назад +25

      👕👖 like you usually do. Not like a 🦢.! LOL 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @crystalaowlan
      @crystalaowlan Год назад +40

      @@connormachin151 there's no goose emoji, so nearest to white goose :)

    • @elysianblu
      @elysianblu Год назад

      @@connormachin151 🦢🦆

  • @jillkimberley
    @jillkimberley Год назад +1521

    As someone who works at a bank, the old man finding XXX as part of the swift code inappropriate is too accurate.

    • @PrincessFelicie
      @PrincessFelicie Год назад +102

      The pastor-in-law line that immediately follows cracked me up so bad

    • @Amjamis
      @Amjamis Год назад +49

      ​@cantin8697No, because XXX is another way of saying... uhmm... Adult.. Movies. Yeah.

    • @sabertoothno34
      @sabertoothno34 Год назад +18

      @cantin8697 no it's code for a word that rhymes with Corn...

    • @lucetto
      @lucetto Год назад +3

      The only offensive BIC I've ever dealt with come from Denmark lmaoo

    • @gottaluvdd
      @gottaluvdd 7 месяцев назад +1

      im ur 1,000 like💁🏽‍♀️

  • @filippa1434
    @filippa1434 Год назад +1211

    Robert buying adult toys for his secret "friend" is the funniest call of all time

    • @IF27
      @IF27 Год назад +27

      I think the microwave nuclear one was the funniest video but this was hilarious

    • @P_Fighter893
      @P_Fighter893 Год назад +33

      @@IF27 "My husband's trying to create the first *MACROWAVE*."

    • @majjegaming5927
      @majjegaming5927 Год назад +2

      Nah factsss

    • @dzonbrodi514
      @dzonbrodi514 10 месяцев назад +8

      "Dad, your friend kind of sucks"

  • @Thanatos833
    @Thanatos833 Год назад +2106

    Speaking as an Indian, these scammers are a plague on the internet, and I couldn’t be happier with how you’re messing with them, you’re doing all netizens a service.

    • @paulcarmi8130
      @paulcarmi8130 Год назад +69

      I always come back for the accents 😂 sorry not sorry

    • @plasmoasis
      @plasmoasis Год назад +42

      @@paulcarmi8130 wtf?

    • @paulcarmi8130
      @paulcarmi8130 Год назад +46

      @@plasmoasis SORRY NOT SORRY

    • @Mang0zzzz
      @Mang0zzzz Год назад +39

      @@paulcarmi8130 weird

    • @graclee8873
      @graclee8873 Год назад +108

      @@paulcarmi8130 remember that these people are real people and not all Indians are like this and don’t deserve to be mocked

  • @empac8631
    @empac8631 Год назад +1275

    Honestly the trojan goose has become my favorite symbol of KB. I loved the whole rant of dressing up as a goose, going to the bank, “dress like you normally do, not like a goose” “what if I regularly dress as a goose?” And then the cutting to the looking at goose costumes and him asking why you’re looking at it…only to respond “I don’t think that’s any of your business.”
    Comedy gold.

    • @jessieb7290
      @jessieb7290 Год назад +12

      They need to make it part of their merch.

    • @jakehero95
      @jakehero95 Год назад

      @rachealabuya fucking scammer

    • @zemja
      @zemja Год назад +19

      @@jessieb7290 The guy who made the desktop goose is selling a plushie version of it.

    • @filipbitala2624
      @filipbitala2624 Год назад +8

      You need to slow down the volume

    • @Rain_boot
      @Rain_boot Год назад

      @@filipbitala2624 Math genius

  • @flatoutnorth794
    @flatoutnorth794 Год назад +747

    I audibly laughed out loud when he started looking up goose costumes and the scammer lost it 😂

    • @Spiceluvj
      @Spiceluvj Год назад +8

      Lol me too I rewind it about 5xs hilarious

    • @pointeplusplus
      @pointeplusplus Год назад +7

      That's when I lost it too - literal tears coming down my face from laughter. I just found this channel tonight and I've been missing out

    • @boko06
      @boko06 Год назад +7

      8:27 500000 IQ Goose disguise plan
      I subscribed recently and I love the trolling

  • @Herbert.
    @Herbert. Год назад +895

    This has got to be one of the best so far. So many great lines.
    "Did you try to log into your bank between 3am to 5am in the morning?"
    "No no, not in the middle of the morning, I was organising my sock drawer"
    "Can you please read out on your screen what it says?"
    "Am goose, hh..hjonk"

    • @hamnporkgamer
      @hamnporkgamer Год назад +9

      Seems like a bot is here

    • @megameerkat2634
      @megameerkat2634 Год назад +3

      ​@@hamnporkgamer it's worse. It's a scammer. A line is crossed when they resort to this.

    • @rub3nelmillor
      @rub3nelmillor Год назад +22

      I almost spit the water I was drinking when he said "my pastor and my pastor in law"

    • @furistasTedis
      @furistasTedis 2 месяца назад

      If you seen stream it was even better. But after todays stream… there will be some good stuff too :)

    • @Dextronaut1
      @Dextronaut1 Месяц назад

      “Whats your IQ score? 7 out of 10” 😂

  • @jettythesunfish
    @jettythesunfish Год назад +1814

    I'll always love the tried and true tactic of "This person isn't falling for our scam? Time for insults and profanity!"

    • @adamm1633
      @adamm1633 Год назад +109

      The scammers are plain Vile, i actually feel bad for them, but it seems everything is fake with them, i always hoped someone would change their mind mid phone call after hearing a heartbreaking story from a scam baiter, no one changed so far in what i have seen and didn't try to steal money. I always have that hope someone is genuinely nice on the inside and not just on the out or sounding nice, took 30 years to stop trusting all like i did, glad there are people like Boga to not be Vile and still go after them! It's annoying hearing swear as much as they do lol

    • @ona512
      @ona512 Год назад +42

      "Yeah that'll get them to give us money" XD

    • @papayer
      @papayer Год назад +69

      They do it to try and either get you to coerce (presuming you're elderly and easily intimidated) or hang up the call if they have a temper tantrum and lose their shit like toddlers. They get reprimanded for hanging up on people on their end.

    • @radioaktiv7841
      @radioaktiv7841 Год назад

      @@adamm1633 They're too stupid to care...

    • @vanesslifeygo
      @vanesslifeygo Год назад +10

      It works. Bullies in school get what they want if they're threatening enough. Dog owners succeed in doing more damage when they join in their dog's attack to get the victim to submit. And fake "diplomats" on the phone (read: Nigerian scammers) succeed when they command you to do stuff instead of asking. I have seen all of this. Thankfully in this video these real-life things can be reduced to something to laugh at.

  • @Fallub
    @Fallub Год назад +1550

    This was one of the most intelligent trolling I have seen Kit do. What a great way to start the new year. Thank you.

    • @ilusions4
      @ilusions4 Год назад +12

      one of the most intelligent trolling

    • @0causton0
      @0causton0 Год назад +6

      @@ilusions4 one of the most intelligent trolling

    • @gopnikolai7483
      @gopnikolai7483 Год назад +3

      one of the most intelligent trolling

    • @comeandtakeit5183
      @comeandtakeit5183 Год назад +3

      one of the most intelligent trolling

    • @sippycup37
      @sippycup37 Год назад +3

      one of the most intelligent trolling

  • @PrettyAight
    @PrettyAight Год назад +345

    The hostility from Kit in this video was so good. He is usually so reserved when fucking with the scammers, he just went for the throat on this one, and it was hilarious. Maybe it’s because I’m binging the videos atm, but I love how angry he made this guy lmao. Masterclass work here, man.

    • @papayer
      @papayer Год назад +23

      Well it was deserved. I hate scammers that try to act like bullies, you just wanna smack them across the face.

    • @lobo2367
      @lobo2367 9 месяцев назад +12

      The ones where Kit bites back are always the best

    • @stevejohnson6593
      @stevejohnson6593 9 месяцев назад +4

      I think he's planning to be done in 10min using pressure.
      "transcaction initiate"

    • @joshyoung1440
      @joshyoung1440 3 месяца назад +2

      Lol what? This guy barely even got mad hahahahaha he was just dumb, that's why it was funny. But seriously this was like the calmest scammer I've ever seen

  • @raye48
    @raye48 9 месяцев назад +141

    "In your PROFESSIONAL OPINION, do you think I FLEW TO HONG KONG??!" Got me rolling 🤣

  • @ImAlwaysHere1
    @ImAlwaysHere1 Год назад +654

    Damn, my IQ is only about a 5 out of 10. That guy is a Guiness.

    • @waqasahmed939
      @waqasahmed939 Год назад +65

      Is he mentioned in the Guinea word records?

    • @tedrowland8672
      @tedrowland8672 Год назад +2

      Genius

    • @MrJdsenior
      @MrJdsenior Год назад +45

      @@waqasahmed939 No, only the Guyana ones.

    • @ImAlwaysHere1
      @ImAlwaysHere1 Год назад +59

      @@tedrowland8672 You do know I was being funny with Guiness, right? It's part of the joke. Notice how it's even capitalized. Thank you for the correction, though.

    • @xEvilRaptorx
      @xEvilRaptorx Год назад +29

      ​@@tedrowland8672you spelt it wrong, Guiness

  • @lepiaf6452
    @lepiaf6452 Год назад +690

    *Stealing money from elderly innocent people and begging for gift cards, what a sad life to live.*

    • @ericvulgate
      @ericvulgate Год назад +96

      Even sadder when you realize most scammers are making $25 a week to ruin lives.
      Their bosses make all the money.

    • @chase5298
      @chase5298 Год назад +3

      @@ericvulgate this isn't even remotely true

    • @rajab4187
      @rajab4187 Год назад +17

      @@chase5298 100% true

    • @papayer
      @papayer Год назад +15

      @@chase5298 Yes, it is.

    • @lepiaf6452
      @lepiaf6452 Год назад +12

      @@ericvulgate *Now i get why they are going crazy when the things doesn't goes in their way.*

  • @ruthlaubach6564
    @ruthlaubach6564 Год назад +602

    I want to thank you for these videos. I want to share an experience my friend had with a scammer. He got a call from the “IRS” regarding money he owed. He was threatened that police were on the way to his home to arrest him when he refused to pay the supposed $4000. My friend pretended to be distraught and threatened to shoot himself. He then proceeded to “pop” a paper bag which sounded like a gun shot. Needless to say, the scammer immediately hung up, and no further calls were ever received. LOL!

    • @endtimes2100
      @endtimes2100 Год назад +79

      Nice! I got a call a while ago from the "IRS" too. Said I owed them $8500...those A holes.

    • @rtyria
      @rtyria Год назад +122

      Hope it gave the scammer nightmares. What an ingenious way to handle that.

    • @shannonp1656
      @shannonp1656 Год назад +43

      That is brilliant! I may use that. If it were readily accessible I'd get out a semi auto and rack the slide before popping the bag.

    • @ruthlaubach6564
      @ruthlaubach6564 Год назад +10

      Shannon P - that would be even more realistic….lol

    • @tb6303
      @tb6303 Год назад +3

      🤣😂

  • @Infodumptruck
    @Infodumptruck Год назад +115

    Kits so innocent, he can get called the worst names regularly and still not anticipate the sex shop scene resulting in being told to shove it

  • @Sicariav
    @Sicariav Год назад +106

    You can hear the exact moment this guy was BROKEN. I'm crying this is beautiful.

  • @neilgoldberg547
    @neilgoldberg547 Год назад +364

    Dress up as a goose and go to your bank between the hours of 3 am and 5 am. Solid advice Kit. Why is the person on the phone being so dense?

    • @HerculesBallsInc
      @HerculesBallsInc Год назад +37

      Clearly an IQ of about 7 out of 10.

    • @crystalaowlan
      @crystalaowlan Год назад +4

      Well if we go on the out of 10 scale 10 being top mensa level, 9 being above average, 8 being average, 7 therefore would be below average! LOL

    • @lechking941
      @lechking941 Год назад

      because he is just a lead golem and will sink quicker then a god dam decompressing submarine that popped because it hit crush depth. thoes fuckers are WAY to thick to even ever see things.

    • @bilethumper1912
      @bilethumper1912 Год назад +1

      @@crystalaowlan what would 1 be

    • @cindytartt4048
      @cindytartt4048 Год назад +2

      @@bilethumper1912 *one would be fool level ma’am*

  • @moriartythethird5709
    @moriartythethird5709 Год назад +835

    I'm 4 minutes in and am dying. This is so funny. They're trying to scam you while this goose is just dragging messages and banners onto the screen lmao.

    • @YoonDragoon
      @YoonDragoon Год назад +57

      Hearing the scammer yell, and just seeing that little goose living it's best life on Kit's screen is the best!

    • @rajab4187
      @rajab4187 Год назад +8

      @@YoonDragoon 😂😂😂

    • @darthpanther247
      @darthpanther247 Год назад +19

      He's done it before and I literally cried laughing. If you haven't seen his other video, def give it a watch

    • @moriartythethird5709
      @moriartythethird5709 Год назад +22

      @@YoonDragoon You put it perfectly. The bizarre contrast of what they're trying to accomplish coupled with this innocent goose is hilarious....or maybe I was just cracking up at the complete randomness of it.

    • @Ironraven001
      @Ironraven001 Год назад +13

      Right? And the goose in the picture frame, the goose with the censor bar over its eyes in the porn store 😄 🤣 😂 I've been slain.

  • @TTMS-Khaz-kun
    @TTMS-Khaz-kun Год назад +441

    The scammers really were on a *wild goose chase* on this one 😸

    • @jessieb7290
      @jessieb7290 Год назад +26

      He really ruffled their feathers 🤣

    • @TTMS-Khaz-kun
      @TTMS-Khaz-kun Год назад +17

      @@jessieb7290 Didn't visit *Honk* Kong either 😹

    • @joniroxanne96
      @joniroxanne96 Год назад +14

      ​@@TTMS-Khaz-kun You mean...
      *Hjonk Konk* ? 😀 🦆

    • @volkan2097
      @volkan2097 Год назад

      HAHAHAH 😐

    • @Magic_Taco1
      @Magic_Taco1 11 месяцев назад

      Ok really :l

  • @syndahra
    @syndahra Год назад +40

    "He's my secret friend". I simply lost it-I can't breathe.

  • @shadowslayer2248
    @shadowslayer2248 Год назад +34

    - "This is David Burke from Fraud Prevention Dept"
    - "Hey David Berg like ice-berg?"
    - "B-U-R-K-E"
    - " Oh, burke like what a dog does . It burkes."
    - "I'm saying it's Burke. B-U-R-K-E"
    - "Yeah, maybe I don't know what planet you're from.
    🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

  • @mazeltovcocktail2.0
    @mazeltovcocktail2.0 Год назад +314

    After getting scammed while job hunting I can't express how much I appreciate you trolling these guys.

    • @mazeltovcocktail2.0
      @mazeltovcocktail2.0 Год назад +26

      @@ebola6658 yep :)))) luckily I realized something was funky with the check

    • @executioner_ecgbert884
      @executioner_ecgbert884 Год назад +4

      I once signed up for a Job Search application called Job Hat. They spammed me all day everyday with listings that didn't even exist.

    • @housemouseshorts
      @housemouseshorts Год назад

      job scams are really evil man espeicely in these post covid times.

    • @viderevero1338
      @viderevero1338 Год назад +2

      ​@@hadeeulah Legit 😂. Have to spend hundreds of dollars on pencils and glue. OOF.

  • @yonahgreene
    @yonahgreene Год назад +210

    " Yes sir, there is a tiny graphical goose on my screen and I think its going to lay eggs and hackers will come out" This is legitimately comedy gold

  • @ryanseward2760
    @ryanseward2760 Год назад +281

    I'll give the scammer props, he was very determined to steal money throughout what has gotta be one of the craziest phone calls in history.

    • @Sev07Sniper.
      @Sev07Sniper. Год назад +5

      I would be too for 35k

    • @elchaaronsa
      @elchaaronsa Год назад +4

      Kit is a comic genius.

    • @nickfifteen
      @nickfifteen 7 месяцев назад +1

      I'm still trying to wrap my head around their plan: they say Kit had hackers spent $35k of his money on naughty toys, so the solution to get that money back is... spend that money again? Because that's going to somehow cancel out the bad transaction??!

  • @artepjan
    @artepjan Год назад +222

    The goose is such a classic. Scammers are powerless against the goose plans.

    • @MrJdsenior
      @MrJdsenior Год назад

      Didn't Goose hit the canopy and die?

  • @aadakaa7959
    @aadakaa7959 11 месяцев назад +42

    ”At some point it’s gonna lay an egg and the hackers will come out”. 😂😂😂

    • @RebaMcImTired
      @RebaMcImTired 11 месяцев назад +2

      The voice changer sounds like Donald Trump and makes it even funnier😂

  • @omfgitsfat
    @omfgitsfat Год назад +35

    The southern gentleman is one of my favorite characters. I love how confidently flabbergasted he always is lol

  • @weskal5490
    @weskal5490 Год назад +291

    An IQ of 7? Wow, one of their top guns.

    • @vaevictis1697
      @vaevictis1697 Год назад +4

      i mean mine is 6

    • @yomanink
      @yomanink Год назад +2

      I dunno, their top tier is 10

    • @JenA2145
      @JenA2145 Год назад +1

      @@vaevictis1697 😂😂😂😂

    • @Peace-tl1ll
      @Peace-tl1ll Год назад +1

      Isn't it considered as big thing?
      7 Inch or sum...

    • @vaevictis1697
      @vaevictis1697 Год назад +1

      @@Peace-tl1ll who considers 7 inches as big lol... 9 is big, 7 not so much

  • @giantswingallday7001
    @giantswingallday7001 Год назад +159

    “Is there a Hongkong,Illinois that I don’t know about? Let me know.” 😂😂😂😂

    • @rtyria
      @rtyria Год назад +6

      There are several restaurants named Hong Kong throughout IL, but no town or city by that name that google can find.

    • @vanesslifeygo
      @vanesslifeygo Год назад +1

      test it out. send a letter simply addressed to "Hong Kong, Illinois"

    • @noneofyourbusiness9369
      @noneofyourbusiness9369 Год назад +5

      @@rtyria I must applaud you for taking the time to look up Hong Kong Illinois and finding restaurants with that name. 👏👏 👏

    • @validonyt5554
      @validonyt5554 Год назад +1

      @@noneofyourbusiness9369 or They live in Illinois 😂

    • @noneofyourbusiness9369
      @noneofyourbusiness9369 Год назад

      @@validonyt5554 Well damn Illinois you say.🤔

  • @bradolsen8629
    @bradolsen8629 Год назад +987

    You are an absolute fucking genius. I love how you manipulate and fuck with these people. It’s hilarious.

    • @The-hx6kd
      @The-hx6kd Год назад +3

      its fake.. “these people” are just him using a voice changer ..

    • @DigiVore.official
      @DigiVore.official Год назад +49

      @@The-hx6kd if that's so true how is the accent, speaking style, and Twitch streams happening?

    • @Those2menoverthere
      @Those2menoverthere Год назад

      @@DigiVore.officialshhhh don’t talk to them, they might start telling you the moon landing was faked by the FBI.

    • @DigiVore.official
      @DigiVore.official Год назад +4

      @@Those2menoverthere ooo right fair point

    • @simpleguy8205
      @simpleguy8205 Год назад +5

      @@The-hx6kd Is that Roger Wilson there? 🤣

  • @EmikaSandra
    @EmikaSandra Год назад +82

    "Peace was never an option"
    I'm glad the goose agrees.

  • @agentnightmare6486
    @agentnightmare6486 Год назад +164

    Kit, I wanted to say a heartfelt thanks for you and the education/entertainment you provide to all of us.
    I lost my dad on December 31st, after over a year seeing him decline due to COPD/HIV. He'd gotten a lot of these calls trying to scam him out of his retirement money. Because of your videos, we had a lot of laughter that I don't think we would've had otherwise, and he stayed safe from the scammers. It still hurts to watch these alone, but I appreciate you and all that you do.

  • @_DandyAndy
    @_DandyAndy Год назад +603

    Love seeing Kits videos, makes me feel better about the world... Just a little!

    • @thesilentmajority2765
      @thesilentmajority2765 Год назад +15

      Humor and knowing there's still good people is what gives me hope in this world

    • @marilynhudson5805
      @marilynhudson5805 Год назад +2

      ​@@thesilentmajority2765 . I totally agree 💯

    • @m_r-ock6508
      @m_r-ock6508 Год назад +1

      It fills me with determination.

  • @RealCyberCrime
    @RealCyberCrime Год назад +547

    I’ve watched kitboga troll so many scammers and I never get tired of it

  • @jodyknowlton6775
    @jodyknowlton6775 Год назад +228

    Go get ‘em goose 😂😂

  • @sixstanger00
    @sixstanger00 9 месяцев назад +49

    "What is your IQ?"
    "I would say 7 or 10"
    For the first time in history, a scammer told the truth.

    • @UnkownWonders
      @UnkownWonders 6 месяцев назад +4

      I heard him say 7 out of 10 not or. Which made it even funnier

    • @debswatching
      @debswatching 5 месяцев назад

      If his IQ is 7 out of 10 his Credit score is 11! And the scammer is making a fool!

  • @hansonliang4873
    @hansonliang4873 11 месяцев назад +18

    12:31 "slow down the volume" LMAO😂

  • @ZeoHidra
    @ZeoHidra Год назад +233

    "You're making me look like fool!"
    "I don't even have to try, you do that by yourself."
    I was feeling kinda down but this exchange really helped cheer me up.

  • @gregwessels7205
    @gregwessels7205 Год назад +109

    I don't understand the scammers' problem. $35k of adult items purchased, he states you need to duplicate the transaction, so you purchased $35k more of adult stuff. Sound like someone's going into business.🤣

    • @tb6303
      @tb6303 Год назад +13

      I know, right? He did exactly as he was told. 🤣

    • @zaccampa4055
      @zaccampa4055 Месяц назад

      Yeah their scams make no sense at all lol

  • @BigMike-1998
    @BigMike-1998 Год назад +477

    The artist is back at work and I love it 🤣

  • @David-vp3eq
    @David-vp3eq 10 месяцев назад +14

    I absolutely lost it at "SIR WHY YOU ARE LOOKING WHY YOU ARE LOOKING FOR GOOSE"

  • @WAHegle91
    @WAHegle91 Год назад +58

    “Are you going to buy a sex toy or what?”
    “I mean, if that’s what it takes..”
    Always good to see someone help scanners fuck themselves.

  • @denicegirardeau7110
    @denicegirardeau7110 Год назад +400

    Please, please, please do one as a psychic seeing how their karma is being blackened by horrible deeds, and their ancestors are stepping forward to warn them. Might get some of them to back away. would also be funny

    • @deadlymarmoset2074
      @deadlymarmoset2074 Год назад +61

      "Scammers Are Afraid I'm Psychic" from a year ago, it's a pretty darn good watch, and he does try to help one of the guys.

    • @denicegirardeau7110
      @denicegirardeau7110 Год назад +8

      @@deadlymarmoset2074 saw that one. Would like for him to do more like that

    • @denicegirardeau7110
      @denicegirardeau7110 Год назад +1

      @racist guy they've done it before and it worked beautifully

    • @lydialedbetter2041
      @lydialedbetter2041 Год назад

      That would be hysterical. 🤣🤣

  • @FinalFaith
    @FinalFaith Год назад +94

    I like to think that the scammers have support groups and “Scammers Anonymous” to deal with all of the psychological torture you put them through. 😂

    • @dariushcreates
      @dariushcreates Год назад +1

      Steve Watson would be a regular 😂😂😂

  • @niereenoh
    @niereenoh Год назад +174

    I love the goose!
    Maybe the goose starts by laying an egg that spawns new geese! By the end you’ll have 100 geese running all around your screen. HONK!

  • @Bird_God_
    @Bird_God_ Месяц назад +5

    3:52 "Excuse my french"
    **shows tower of Pisa** LMAO

  • @banditkeef3864
    @banditkeef3864 Год назад +34

    “He’s my secret friend”
    “What’s that mean?”
    Really missed the chance to throw in “we buy sex toys together” and have the entire convo thrown into another loop.

  • @carpediem6431
    @carpediem6431 Год назад +628

    I’d like to see the channel confront romance scammers.

    • @fz7694
      @fz7694 Год назад +56

      There's actually an episode where he dresses as a woman and turns on the camera. Hilarious episode!

    • @PandoraOfVanity
      @PandoraOfVanity Год назад +5

      @@fz7694what’s the video called,i kneed to know

    • @X33-
      @X33- Год назад +3

      Was thinking this with these new Snapchat sexy camera accounts

    • @X33-
      @X33- Год назад

      Was thinking this with these new Snapchat sexy camera accounts

    • @VitoVaram
      @VitoVaram Год назад +3

      What the hell are "romance scammers"

  • @cherbenmoussa314
    @cherbenmoussa314 Год назад +357

    Watching this live was crazy funny because there was so much more content, I loved “so the J is silent” lol also amazing editing once again!!!

    • @theblazeml1118
      @theblazeml1118 Год назад +7

      Love the support 👏

    • @ezekielanderson9055
      @ezekielanderson9055 Год назад +6

      Am I the only one who intentionally doesn't read these comments that someone paid for?

    • @quickscope8034
      @quickscope8034 Год назад +42

      @@ezekielanderson9055 and yet you even reply, what a sad life you must have

    • @kapirbond8840
      @kapirbond8840 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@ezekielanderson9055you are crazy for not reading

    • @Sam-wq9vi
      @Sam-wq9vi 4 месяца назад +5

      @@ezekielanderson9055i saw your other comment. your point on “i dont wanna feed peoples egos” then go on a tangent about people being stupid and shaming people for paying for a good cause while implying you are sooo much smarter with your money is crazy and hypocritical.

  • @grbf2821
    @grbf2821 Год назад +98

    I saw all of this live on Twitch, it took this edit for me to appreciate just how many goofy moments the bait had because some of them didn't even make the cut. One of my favourite baits this year for sure!

  • @AsiaDanceScene
    @AsiaDanceScene Год назад +72

    Kitboga doing two voices back to back without a voice modulator without losing track is pretty amazing

    • @joniroxanne96
      @joniroxanne96 Год назад +5

      I thought it was a voice changer...?

    • @kljl2
      @kljl2 Год назад

      ​@joniroxanne96 it cant be because it's changing for the scammer also without anything being done

    • @UnknownGamer40464
      @UnknownGamer40464 Год назад +21

      ​​@@kljl2? He could just hit a button to switch settings at will.
      It's definitely a voice changer, you can tell from the audio, but over the phone the scammers can't tell.

    • @kljl2
      @kljl2 Год назад +2

      @UnknownGamer40464 its EXTREMELY difficult to do that for both the phone and video at the same time, he's talked about and showed live that he doesn't use one.

  • @Theisolatedeconomist
    @Theisolatedeconomist Год назад +48

    I also love the bit of buying the 35,000 of sex toys to make a replica transaction just like the scammer told Kit😅

  • @Wijnfles
    @Wijnfles Год назад +44

    that twist of the toystore was sooo damn hilarious. Sick how u dig yourself out there and they still believe you 🤣🤣🤣 and the "he's my secret friend" plot I just can't this is the funniest one so far.

  • @JustAnotherThisDJ
    @JustAnotherThisDJ Год назад +39

    "You don't have to be dressing like a goose sir" very helpful.

  • @eamonnbyrne8400
    @eamonnbyrne8400 Год назад +140

    Love thinking of the slimly scammer's thought's as he is listing to KIT rambling on and on with nothing but nonsense. LOL ☘🤣Greeting's all from Ireland ❤

    • @MotionMcAnixx
      @MotionMcAnixx Год назад +9

      Top of the Year to you!

    • @The-hx6kd
      @The-hx6kd Год назад

      its fake dude kit is the scammer. the videos are still funny tho

    • @papayer
      @papayer Год назад

      ​@@The-hx6kd 🤦

    • @papayer
      @papayer 6 месяцев назад +1

      @0x0fffff uh... yes?

  • @knightofjustice5475
    @knightofjustice5475 Год назад +36

    I love the soft reveals Kitboga does like saying "are you frustrated" in the grandma voice or in this case "I don't even have to try make you look like a fool". The lectures just gave them outs to try and save face. And I don't think it's Kit's domain to verbally spar with them like ScammerRevolts.

  • @bancroftberlin
    @bancroftberlin Год назад +3

    I love the small details like the desktop background in tiles, suggesting "computer illiterate".

  • @punchaface1
    @punchaface1 Год назад +91

    "what if i normally dress like a goose?" killed me

    • @zoranagavrilovic9403
      @zoranagavrilovic9403 Год назад +4

      Same 😂
      This is something only a programmer would say, a person who always has to take care of all the edge cases x)

  • @ObtuseMori
    @ObtuseMori Год назад +165

    Uh oh, not another duplicate charge one. 😂 This scammer should just be glad he didn't end up with 18 bath tubs.
    Happy New Year everyone! Thanks for all the laughs, Kit.

    • @FluffyTurtles
      @FluffyTurtles Год назад +10

      The bathtubs! 🤣🤣🤣 I laughed so hard throughout that one. Epic!

    • @ObtuseMori
      @ObtuseMori Год назад +3

      @@FluffyTurtles It was so silly, I can't believe those scammers kept going along with it! 😂

  • @pepitovfr
    @pepitovfr Год назад +43

    Driving to the bank with your goose in the passenger seat is where I lost it 😂😂

    • @kljl2
      @kljl2 Год назад +1

      Then he censored the gooses face in the store 😂

  • @Abby_Normal_1969
    @Abby_Normal_1969 Год назад +3

    He is boxing up some things that I will probably throw in a ditch somewhere. My very favorite word in that sentence is 'probably'.

  • @aeypataramon
    @aeypataramon Год назад +55

    Definitely one of the best from you, hilarious 😂 Keep up the good work man 🙌🏼💕

    • @GreenmiIe
      @GreenmiIe Год назад

      Holy shit that's a BIG dono

    • @The_Dr_Fate
      @The_Dr_Fate Год назад +1

      ​@@GreenmiIenot really

    • @xirabolt
      @xirabolt 11 месяцев назад

      SYAC: 349 Thai Bhat is roughly $10 USD

  • @stephensmith799
    @stephensmith799 Год назад +96

    ‘I was organising my sock drawer’…genius. He didn’t notice when you are pulling his string 🤔😉😂 ‘I’ll just start naming things’…. All the while the clock is running on and on and on👍👍😂😂

    • @lindseymashburn-fonzeroth1806
      @lindseymashburn-fonzeroth1806 Год назад +9

      I trolled a scammer the other day, and was an 'old lady' when they asked if I had plans for the weekend, I said " I'm cleaning out my litterboxes...there's 10 of them and it takes all day!"...the guy was speechless

    • @stephensmith799
      @stephensmith799 Год назад +1

      @@lindseymashburn-fonzeroth1806 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 I pretend I can only speak Welsh. Mae ddrwg gen I, ond ni gallais I siarad Saisneg!’

    • @stpfs9281
      @stpfs9281 Год назад +2

      @@stephensmith799 Mae'n ddrwg gen i, dydw i ddim yn gallu siarad Cymraeg!

    • @stephensmith799
      @stephensmith799 Год назад

      @@stpfs9281 Diolch!

  • @ShanaCali
    @ShanaCali Год назад +201

    Kitboga is so confident, relaxed, casual, and outsmarts them at their own scripts. He's a brilliant comedian and an amazing method actor. .
    Stay strong, One Punch Man.

    • @antiphon000
      @antiphon000 Год назад +1

      THEIR? he's a man

    • @sekovittol3124
      @sekovittol3124 Год назад +5

      @@weebotaku3132 You have hairpiece on your head.

    • @Sercotani
      @Sercotani Год назад +12

      @@antiphon000 I believe OP is referring to the scammers. Re-read it again.

    • @savedbygrace2k20
      @savedbygrace2k20 Год назад +1

      One refund man

    • @steve_m7383
      @steve_m7383 Год назад +1

      He says he's way smarter than the scammer without even sounding arrogant 🤣

  • @FreddyKruegerTheDreamDemon
    @FreddyKruegerTheDreamDemon Год назад +42

    man that goose is adorable tho

    • @NineEyeRon
      @NineEyeRon Год назад +6

      Wen it was in the car I near died

  • @tonybippitykaye
    @tonybippitykaye Год назад +14

    I love how the scammers think they’re getting the upper hand by just throwing a bunch of f-bombs when they’re had, yet they rarely realize they’re the ones who spent hours trying to get money that was never theirs and failing miserably.

  • @0jeej0
    @0jeej0 5 месяцев назад +3

    16:37 was a golden opportunity to mishear ram ranch

  • @SamirAhujaGamer
    @SamirAhujaGamer Год назад +29

    The whole "dressing up as a goose" segment was THE best trolling I've seen in my life xD

  • @mala3isity
    @mala3isity Год назад +31

    how you manage to not laugh out loud is beyond me. I couldn't hold it in like you do.

  • @jimshunamon2512
    @jimshunamon2512 Год назад +52

    Talk to me Goose! 😂

  • @JeanPhilippeSavoie
    @JeanPhilippeSavoie Год назад +8

    My favorite part is when he breaks them so completely they devolve into either repeating or yelling petty insults like a 6 years old

  • @GSDKXV
    @GSDKXV Год назад +17

    Can’t believe you’re still killing it after all this time I love it

    • @haywoodyoudome
      @haywoodyoudome Год назад

      No shortage of scammers or viewers that like watching the same thing over and over and over and over.

  • @Navygrl58
    @Navygrl58 Год назад +37

    I just wanted to say how very much I appreciate your videos because as a nurse who deals with the elderly in their homes, assisted-living, nursing homes, etc. in which they have personal phones they get the scam calls all the time. You are the only RUclips channel that I can allow them to watch and learn from that doesn’t curse, or drop the F bomb every third word and for that I am very grateful and they’ve learned a lot from your channel. Just wanted to wish you and your family a blessed healthy happy new year. God bless you and thank you again.

  • @Yugigreg
    @Yugigreg Год назад +109

    Should’ve told daughter he was your friend and you guys needed - toys lmao

    • @rtyria
      @rtyria Год назад +8

      Oh, that would have been glorious.

    • @cherbenmoussa314
      @cherbenmoussa314 Год назад +7

      When Kit streamed live on Twitch it went down that road, she said Dad it’s okay I already knew lol

    • @Yugigreg
      @Yugigreg Год назад +1

      @@cherbenmoussa314 okay yeah I figured he censors for this platform. That’s great tho 🤣

  • @eve.4741
    @eve.4741 Год назад +83

    Hi Kit, I normally never comment anywhere but I just felt like thanking you.
    I've been watching you for about 2 years now and I'm in love with the concept of you wasting as much of scammers' time as possible as they could have been talking to an elderly victim instead, which would be so heartbreaking. Your videos are a great distraction and make me smile alot, aswell as your livestreams on Twitch and often I just need that distraction now that I've sadly been struggling with bad anxiety since last year, which I also never expected to experience as I'm just 18. I also wanna thank you for having the words 'you're valuable and you matter' as usual outro as I'm sure lots of us need to be reminded of that more often❤️

    • @eveFlower101
      @eveFlower101 Год назад +4

      May this year bring you lots of joy ❤. From a fellow Eve

    • @ilsamiller8291
      @ilsamiller8291 Год назад +2

      I work in mental health and many of my young people have severe anxiety among other things that make their lives so difficult to navigate daily. I send to you all of the best wishes and gentle words to help you gradually deal with the things this world never prepares us for but demands we have the tools to live with. I meet so many people on YT that I want to give a hug to and send any skills to help you cope. You absolutely DO MATTER, you are never alone even when it feels that way. I also get a lot of rude comments from other people who think me wishing others good things is cheesy or dumb. I’m not here for them; I’m here for those of us who struggle. We are an army of power 🖤

  • @QMan1234red
    @QMan1234red Год назад +4

    I got a call once and they had the last four of my social. That really kinda pissed me off, and its scary how someone can just have that.

  • @jklax
    @jklax Год назад +4

    "Simply get dressed but not like a goose"

  • @zayatoon
    @zayatoon Год назад +47

    Honestly if you uploaded the entire 8 hours of this conversation I would watch it in a single sitting! :)

    • @CaptNikolia
      @CaptNikolia Год назад +4

      He has a side channel that uploads the full session !! C: he helps me get through hours of work lmaoo

  • @davidmunro1469
    @davidmunro1469 Год назад +52

    Thank you for taking out the trash😂😂😂

  • @aqueneable
    @aqueneable Год назад +47

    Side splittingly, outrageously funny. You'd suspect it was all scripted except no one could actually write something this good. I nominate Kitboga for the Academy Award for Scambusters. He can actually make you feel sorry for the scammers.

  • @jessieb7290
    @jessieb7290 Год назад +17

    Never gets old watching Kit almost falling off his chair in laughter.

  • @JordanVandal
    @JordanVandal Год назад +2

    "Your friend kinda sucks, Dad."
    I laughed so hard, all my coworkers came to see if I was okay.

    • @siaa7078
      @siaa7078 Год назад

      19:55 if you missed it

  • @SeattleJen_
    @SeattleJen_ Год назад +91

    Scammer Question: "Why are you not allowing me to speak"? Answer: Because Kitboga is the Filibuster King! Happy New Year BogaFam. Stay safe and warm.

    • @MrJdsenior
      @MrJdsenior Год назад +1

      Kit is a master of good listening.

  • @Sashazur
    @Sashazur Год назад +63

    My pastor-in-law is the “fun” pastor.

  • @xxCrazyIzzyxx
    @xxCrazyIzzyxx Год назад +4

    "Please slow down the volume"
    Not how any of these concepts work.

  • @muskafella
    @muskafella Год назад +7

    7:01 lolol telling the dude "do you know what a mouse cursor is" this broke the poor guy 🤣🤣

  • @iCuppcake
    @iCuppcake Год назад +8

    "Like what a dog does. It Burkes!"
    I am DECEASED

  • @Nick41622
    @Nick41622 Год назад +18

    I love it when the scammers get mad & out of control.😡🤬

  • @jayjazz6593
    @jayjazz6593 Год назад +42

    He made himself look like a fool. 🤣

  • @isaaccboyd8887
    @isaaccboyd8887 Год назад +2

    How stupid do the scammers think we are? “You only have 5 minutes starting now”

  • @foley15136
    @foley15136 Год назад +7

    I scared the crap out of my sleeping dog when I loudly busted out laughing when I heard the words “Trojan Goose”😂

    • @Adelicows
      @Adelicows Год назад

      Poor puppy 😢 I hate getting startled

    • @foley15136
      @foley15136 Год назад +1

      @@Adelicows
      She lives a happy life. She’s even allowed under the covers during thunderstorms and when there’s fireworks outside.

  • @relaxwalex
    @relaxwalex Год назад +278

    I would love the goose virus on my pc 😂

    • @shutup645
      @shutup645 Год назад +60

      You can get it. There is a safe version meant for fun. I like it

    • @pigmentpeddler5811
      @pigmentpeddler5811 Год назад +32

      yeah i occasionally run multiple then try to do basic tasks on my PC when i'm bored

    • @fatmaalhooti3910
      @fatmaalhooti3910 Год назад +1

      @@pigmentpeddler5811 plz where do u install them from? 😭

    • @Zamoksva
      @Zamoksva Год назад +12

      You can, I run it multiple times and i play league of legends with friends and its disastrous

    • @kiapandora2094
      @kiapandora2094 Год назад +7

      Its in the description box

  • @joleenphillips2415
    @joleenphillips2415 Год назад +18

    The goose scambait never gets old! I love how the goose drags random banners and images on the screen.

  • @bigsmillVEVO
    @bigsmillVEVO Год назад +31

    You should call a scammer, but then pretend to get 'scammed' by another, I could see the reactions being pretty hilarous.

    • @tb6303
      @tb6303 Год назад +8

      He's actually done this a few times.

    • @viperdoc429
      @viperdoc429 Год назад +1

      AND ITS PRICELESS! Just watched the "Jay Anderson" extravaganza... pure gold!

  • @UncleHarlow
    @UncleHarlow 9 месяцев назад +2

    Kitboga is the only RUclipsr I will sit through and watch his ads. He deserves all the support

  • @simerostudios
    @simerostudios 9 месяцев назад +3

    I lied to a text scammer over text and said my name was Mandi so now whenever I get a text for a “Mandi” I know the truth

  • @SeanDS89
    @SeanDS89 Год назад +31

    8:55 "simply get dressed, like you usually do; not like a goose." LOL scammer quote of the year 🤣

    • @TheBodendein
      @TheBodendein Год назад +2

      Covering all the bases haha

    • @papayer
      @papayer Год назад +1

      Yeah, and on the 31st of December- guy clutched it lmao