Today I learned from this younger man how to talk over someone. You don't raise your voice even an octave. You don't speed up. You just ignore the other person and stay going focused on what you want to say lol
Kitboga is the personification of the phrase "Everything you say can and WILL be used against you" The moment the scammer said he was a priest, I was like "You just played yourself, dude" and then Kit delivered with the dramatic confession lol
At 19:10 "I feel I have to confess my sins." "No! Don't confess your sins!" ~ the guy who became a priest with 14 and has been in the clergy for 45 years This had me dying from laughter. Good Lord, these people ... Inconceivable! Wish I found that content earlier. RUclips just showed me 2 days ago! Despite the popularity. Greetings from Germany.
@@doblove poor thing! I've been watching Kit for like 5 years. His early videos are so different from these ones: the increase in quality and entertainment value and length of call and the hilarious shenanigans is tenfold
I still imagine he sometimes talks to scammers that already know him and they try to roast him (or hang up) and then this dude doesnt share it for whatever reason lol
Nothing surprises them. They know they’ll do or say anything for the scam. The only thing that would gain their attention is if one of the workers shouts....”YES THIS IS A SCAM FROM INDIA.” That’ll gain so looks.
yeah that's always fascinating. if they find out it's kitboga, they 99% of the time are like "ahaaaa I know it all along! You wasted MY time!? I wasted YOUR time! Hahaha I got you, you piece of sh*t!". To me it's funny, infuriating and kind of bewildering at the same time. I mean, the absolutely stubbornness you gotta have to not accept that you were basically trolled for 8 hours straight. I'm absolutely sure that they are boiling inside and that all that talk is a defense mechanism and that they are probably punching holes in the office wall, but I'd just wish that for once a scammer would be like "F*ck, you got me... what a waste of time".
Random rambling while someone is talking or yelling into your ears blows my mind! I couldn’t continue a random train of thought like he does while they are yelling at him.
@@marciesullivan3492 couldn't agree more and not only what you just described, he is also able to talk to us, his audience, and reads comments while streaming live, all at the same time !
I keep saying this too. Kit has such a skill being able to ramble on and on it makes sense for the most part all while these scammers are yelling. Listen to me just listen listen listen
Omg my favorite thing is when they stop talking because he's talking, so he stops talking until they try to talk to him and he starts ranting again immediately 😂😂😂
If he were a real "customer" then it could be a real $9,000, making an average rate of $1000 dollars per hour which is a little more than I've ever mad
Around the 30 minute mark, at some point until then he also left his customer support work place and went into a church - but keeps talking about gift cards and sending money, completely oblivious of the story and reason he originally was going with and from where he started half an hour ago. Wild.
recently our church literally sent us an email saying that scammers are pretending to be our priest in order to get gift cards "for someone with cancer" like i never thought it would get this far
Yes, they've done that to our church also. Somehow they use the pastor's email to ask for money then he has to send an email saying don't send me money because that email is not from me. It's happened a couple of times over the past year.
@@Jaggededge112 It's a language barrier thing. They just hear the old ladies calling them that and they think that the term of endearment is two-way. I'm surprised their supervisors haven't mandated that they stop doing that. Maybe some of them have.
In the US there are a few churches who call their ceremonies concert because of the singing. Like all religion, it’s a scam to get money and power over people by selling a product that doesn’t exist
And God spoke unto Adam and Eve, who had unveiled the hidden digits on the forbidden tablet, and said with thunderous rage, "NOOOOO WHY DID YOU REDEEM?! WHY DID YOU REDEEEEEM?! NOOOOOOOO!!"
You make my days alive again after having lost my husband. I was almost scammed but visiting friends knew it was a scam and told me to watch you. Now I understand how these scammers work.
I'm glad that you have good friends keeping and eye out for you. So sorry about your husband and glad you have something to watch that's useful and fun. Take care of yourself.
I tell my Gramma, no one will call you and ask about your finances. You get letters and my father handles all of that. If they ask anything, hang up. And she has been good for years. It's sad. I wish they would spread better information about this in the news and bring more awareness. But good on you for learning and taking a stand! Excellent. Good for you
It always bothers me how these scumbags zero in on the elderly. My Gramma was the kindest human being who ever lived... once she received a call from a strange number. It was a female voice and Gramma made the innocent mistake of asking, "Jill? Is that you?" (my sister's name) and of course the scammer latched onto that info and began begging for money because she needed to bail out of jail. Luckily Gramma grew suspicious enough to ask the scammer what my sister's middle name was.
someone did that to my grandma too-they said,”it’s your oldest grandson”, so then she said name, of my brother, luckily my brother actually called her shortly after that
The book of Kitboga, chapter 4 verse 69: “Thou shalt not lie, unless requested upon by a Microsoft employee asking for target gift cards; for they are the chosen ambassadors of God’s Kingdom.”
The sound of pouring water into a glass as if the older woman was using the bathroom was hysterical! Kitboga is impressive with his ability to carry on conversations as different people, produce sounds to mimic driving, stores, etc., and set up his computer to show viruses and fake bank accounts. I have enjoyed every one of his videos. I guarantee you will laugh and discover how scammers try to manipulate their victims. Thank you Kitboga for your funny and educational videos!
When I saw that I was thinking a whole call where he had to keep using the toilet on the call and he could pretend to bring his laptop and be grunting on the toilet 😂
The best part is when kit makes the mistake with shipping and he says “let god handle it” and Gary has do everything he can to not break character but also get her to fix the “mistake”
I like to think these scammers who deal with Kitboga end up walking the streets talking to themselves and hearing kit's voices in his head... slowly going more insane from the emotional trauma kit so graciously gives them
I love how Kitboga purposefully tells the scammer wrong things about the English language or American culture to make them think it’s correct and normal, like with the whole “Hey God, listen me” or mispronouncing words. It will help future victims spot the scammers more easily without the scammers even knowing why 😂 genius
The truth is DO NOT TRUST anyone who calls or leaves a voicemail to call them back. And NEVER open a link in your email, no matter who it is. Banks don't send emails. Credit cards don't send emails. Amazon doesn't send emails. Microsoft doesn't send emails. Trust NO ONE.
💯 sweet vengance - well deserved - every second of it. I hope thise scsmmer will hawe nightmares and phone phobia - 🤣🤣🤣 Kitboga should cal him frequenly 🤣
As an ICU and Hospice nurse, I just want to wish you as much comfort as possible, much laughter with friends and family, the good days to help you through the bad days, and all the hugs in the world as you go though this difficult journey
I’ve been taking care of my sick mom, and my 17 year old dog, for over a year, I haven’t laughed during this period until I found this. Thank you and thank you for helping numerous people learn about scammers.
I hope things are looking up for you!! I've just got done dealing with cancer and a surgery. I'm healing well, but this channel helped me so much, too!
On one hand I agree with this or used kitty litter but there is a guy that makes glitter bømbš that can be tracked by GPS and record the people around it might be something for kit to look into
check out Malcolm Merlyn. there is a scammer he kept mailing packages. the scammer has to pay to recieve all the packages. Malcolm writes "electronics" on the packaging so that way when the scammer recieves it, he has to pay for it based on a percentage of the value. all told, the scammer paid tens of thousands of dollars to receive packages of actual shit.
Sad I'm 2 years late to this one - your grandma sounds so sweet. She would be bursting with pride if she saw you now (although I'm sure she was plenty proud of you before). Thank you for all you do.
Kinda find it funny that Kit sings a song about having patience to "Gary" to immediately make the scammer have an existential crisis begging Kit to stop singing
I'm so glad I told my grandmother about this stuff. I told her not to answer weird numbers. She's been getting a ton of scam emails and calls, and thank gosh she knows not to answer them. It's so upsetting they take advantage of the elderly.
Maybe stop craving attention and blabbing about it on RUclips comments and act like a confident man instead. Instead of "wishing" she would treat you better make it happen
Every single word that comes out of their mouths ticks me. I think the videos are supposed yo be funny , but I’ve been getting angrier with every video I’ve watched.
Because they get worked up . They turn into blood hound to get them to send them money. The videos are funny but I’ve been getting angrier with every video i watched.
That ending song was like a horror song for scammers. I just imagine him going into a cold sweat with PTSD flashbacks of the granny."Have patience, Have patience don't be in such a hurry. When you get impatient you only start to worry" Lol.
@wandering_about Are you attacking people who believe in God? Like only you have the truth? And you know this how? Declaring there is no infinite knowledge, whilst claiming you have the infinite knowledge to know there is none? Arrogant and bigoted. I reckon you've been scammed, my friend!
Your videos are hilarious! I’m working alone and I’m sure the nearby doctors offices and employees of the boutique are wondering if I’m cracking up due to my outbursts of laughter. Down to the details in the background images. Omg! You’re too much! We share the same type of humor. Love it! Don’t stop what you’re doing. No one else better deserves to be poked fun at either! Shame on these terrible thieves!
Because he is faking the whole thing. These scammer calls are fake mostly. RUclipsrs do this to earn views and money. That scammer probably some of his Indian friend who lives in US. Probably came for higher studies or to work.
genuinely it makes me so sad when kit cries, like it's actually very realistic and if this were a real elderly person these guys obviously wouldn't care at ALL. thank you kit for wasting these guys time
When they "erase" the money from your account, next time you should say "I've had this happen to me before. All you have to do is reload the page..." That would be hilarious! 🤣
49:55....When "Father" completely loses his s**t....you can actually feel his mind deteriorate into a mass of jellied angst!! Kitboda, you are Legend among mere mortals with your "scams against the scammers!" Best thing ever!!!!
I share these with all my friends over 50. I’m 70, and have been slammed with calls posing as Windows repair, car warranties, Amazon refunds (they just refund the money, they don’t call), SSN crimes, et al. My friends I share these with aren’t gullible or stupid. They’re retired and active and law-abiding people. But if you’re not in the mindset of say, a drug addict, you won’t be thinking like they do. Likewise, if you aren’t a scammy person, you don’t think someone posing as an IRS agent isn’t who they say they are, despite their sketchy accent with a total WASPY name! Thanks for all you do to hijack scammers, as well as hilariously entertain.
This is one of my favorite bits/videos you’ve ever done kit. Your content always brings me joy on the darkest of days, I hope you’re loving life. Thanks for being you
My mom heard me laughing out loud so many times that she came into my room and asked what I was laughing so hard at. I showed her one of your videos and now I hear her laughing out loud from her room! 😂 You ARE GODSEND!!!🙏🏼
I love how he hesitated before he said he was a priest, and probably figured it might be a good play, and then... the CONFESSION and the consequences... ! Oh, sweet revenge.
The end part was actually quite sweet. 1:08:03 hear that little smile. It sounded like you got through to him and touched his heart. God bless you, Kid. A billion times and more. It is like they have a scammer-self and a holy(?)-self. They know they can not be like this. That is against who they truly are. But some might just be that way. Anyways, that you take all that time and effort and try to get through the crust of what they became ... is funny and valuable and admirable. Thank you for putting that trust into people being compassionate and truly loving as you try to make them understand what they are doing to themselves. They are selling their souls. And that is sad!
Thou shalt not redeem the cards!
Leave you mouse sir!!
indeed
You’re awesome, you make my day! 😊😊😊
@@Paige-626 you're
Bless me, Father
A scammer pretending to be a priest, talking to a dude pretending to be an old lady, about a large sum of money that doesn't exist. Soooo good.
Lol! This is true! Didn’t think of it that way 🤯😆
Have any crimes been committed?
@@ThisIsSolution Not sure what your point is but there is intent to commit a crime.
@@1airdrummer there is no victim, hence no crime
@@ThisIsSolution Are you implying taking advantage of mental handicaps for profit is not illegal?
Because it is.
"Which chapter of the Bible is that from?"
"Chapter 2"
You can't write comedy that good. I am in stitches.
What minute is it must've missed it 😂
Lol F improv
Ahh yes chapter 2 of the Bible... I believe thats when they take the ring to mordor if I'm not mistaken.
😂😂😂😂😂😂I yelled cuz he really said it!
_"God prefers cash"_
- The father
"I'm sorry to interrupt you..."
Biggest lie Kit has ever told
😂😂😂😂 he’s a gem 😂😂😂😂😂
He loved it😂😂
Better confess that
imma letchu finish but- *proceeds to waste his time for 5 more hours*
"YOU SHALL NOT LIIIIIIIE!" LOL
One good thing that came out of 2020 was discovering Kitboga.
Same!
Hes the realist. Go thru all his old videos. He has been pushing out solid vids for years.
I second this
That's accurate.
same here
“Hey God, listen me.” All these years, I’ve been starting my prayers wrong. No wonder I haven’t won the lottery yet.
Literally made me laugh out loud
Twining!!! I also love falling asleep listening to him. Goodnight everyone sweet dreams❤️
For the Old Rite Catholics, it's "Heus Deus. Audi me."
🙃
😂😂😂😂😂
I see this priest is trying to speedrun violating every possible commandment.
lmaooooooooooooooo
😂
any%?
Yooooooo this got me! 😂😂😂
Epic fail!
The moment Kit jumped from "Father" to "Daddy,daddy, daddy" I laughed my way to hell!
I almost spit out my drink
Yep, me too! Great I'll have company!
@@ThomasTroge Don't drink or eat while watching scam bait videos! 😅😅
Its so easy to forget you're NOT a 75 year old lady with dementia. Your improv skills are top tier
He got a lot of characters, so talented
I like your icon! :D
Absolutely blows my mind 🤣🤣
Exactly! You ought to be doing improv. You’re incredible.
@@marcosgreg9983 is
“Wow, I never thought I’d be getting a refund and talking to Microsoft’s head priest all in one day.”
"Hear, oh Israel, the Lord God is due $10,000"
He is the "Windows Pastor" 😂
I read this as he said it. It was crazy.
Chuckle
@@aro327 Same goes for me 😂
Today I learned from this younger man how to talk over someone. You don't raise your voice even an octave. You don't speed up. You just ignore the other person and stay going focused on what you want to say lol
He's not talking OVER a person, he's talking THROUGH them
Yes I enjoyed that little lesson seems to work perfectly.
@@DerylSeethal ah brilliant that's what I do with my emotions don't get over them go through .
I love how Kitboga does this .... so so clever.
Kit has that down to a fine art!
Kitboga is the personification of the phrase "Everything you say can and WILL be used against you" The moment the scammer said he was a priest, I was like "You just played yourself, dude" and then Kit delivered with the dramatic confession lol
At 19:10
"I feel I have to confess my sins."
"No! Don't confess your sins!"
~ the guy who became a priest with 14 and has been in the clergy for 45 years
This had me dying from laughter. Good Lord, these people ... Inconceivable!
Wish I found that content earlier.
RUclips just showed me 2 days ago! Despite the popularity.
Greetings from Germany.
@@willischwabe1324 I know! I found out about his channel a few months ago, but I'm glad I did. Quality content lol
And forced him to hardcore RP for the rest of the encounters
@@doblove poor thing! I've been watching Kit for like 5 years. His early videos are so different from these ones: the increase in quality and entertainment value and length of call and the hilarious shenanigans is tenfold
@@willischwabe1324 The catholic clergy are very sinful though.
“I care about your money” kit: “that’s probably the most truthful thing you’ve said all week.” I died
Definitely!!!
' listen me. Listen me my chile'
Like 667
I couldn’t leave it at 666😅
best comment
honey, honey, honey 🍯
*The most truthful thing he sais in his life 🤣
This dude is talented. His ability to just keep on rambling nonsense as the scammer is talking is hysterical.
The scammer also has a talent for completely ignoring the rambling until Kit says something relevant.
I still imagine he sometimes talks to scammers that already know him and they try to roast him (or hang up) and then this dude doesnt share it for whatever reason lol
Indeed by my ability to eat ramen noodle cups is FAR SUPERIOR
@@looker999997 0
I was actually wondering if he is muting them when he's doing that because amount of fucks not given is through the roof.
Remember when the Serpent told Eve to go to Walmart and buy him some Apple gift cards? Best part of Corinthians Season 13.
Brilliant!
No that was Hezekiah 3:8
Lmfaoooooo 😂👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼
LOL 😂
Perfect!
"Explain that again but pretend i have no idea what you're saying because i cant hear you"
Kitboga always delivering with this insane form of trolling
Imagine the face of his coworkers when he started shouting "Hallelujah"
Its weird cause they are hindu 👳♂️
@@Girthwindnfire Not at all they are hindu muslim and Christian Too....
Co workers told him he was
_moo_ ving in the wrong direction.
Anything for the scam
Nothing surprises them. They know they’ll do or say anything for the scam. The only thing that would gain their attention is if one of the workers shouts....”YES THIS IS A SCAM FROM INDIA.” That’ll gain so looks.
When Edna visits 'Fedex' I was hoping she was going to tell him she mailed the money directly to Pope Francis in order to cut out the middleman
Genius! XD
Creativity at its finest!
What if the father was a Protestant 😄
Hahaha that would have made it even more funny
You’ve unlocked an achievement: ‘Listen me my child’
i was not prepared to read this just as the scammer said this to edna!!!! i almost chocked on my cheese and cracker 😂
32:28
@@GirlDragon928 agree xDDD
Lmao!
Next achievement is Do one thing/ let me explain u/ each and every thing/ behind the bars
"What's updog?"
-A very skilled trickster, pulling ridiculous schemes on scammers for literal weeks
Not much how bout you?
@@Niagaranobs Meanwhile Michael: gotcha! damn it :)
I love how once he recognises him at the end, he keeps saying "I got you" as if he didn't waste 9 hours talking to him believing he was an old woman
...and singing the Patience song
@@matwatson7947 read your comment and literally seconds later he began singing absolutely amazing lmao
Unbelievable the guy felt he won in any way
yeah that's always fascinating. if they find out it's kitboga, they 99% of the time are like "ahaaaa I know it all along! You wasted MY time!? I wasted YOUR time! Hahaha I got you, you piece of sh*t!". To me it's funny, infuriating and kind of bewildering at the same time. I mean, the absolutely stubbornness you gotta have to not accept that you were basically trolled for 8 hours straight. I'm absolutely sure that they are boiling inside and that all that talk is a defense mechanism and that they are probably punching holes in the office wall, but I'd just wish that for once a scammer would be like "F*ck, you got me... what a waste of time".
@@reptilianbrother5618 You have to admire scammers' confidence though
Random rambling is a very underated skill, and Kit is a master.
Random rambling while someone is talking or yelling into your ears blows my mind! I couldn’t continue a random train of thought like he does while they are yelling at him.
@@marciesullivan3492 right? The sound of a cotton ball landing on thick carpet would cut me off
@@marciesullivan3492 couldn't agree more and not only what you just described, he is also able to talk to us, his audience, and reads comments while streaming live, all at the same time !
Unfortunately he has had way too much practice.
I keep saying this too. Kit has such a skill being able to ramble on and on it makes sense for the most part all while these scammers are yelling. Listen to me just listen listen listen
18:08: "Oh, are you a priest?"
Scammer: ... "yeah?"
He didn't realize that was the incorrect option.
He sealed his fate, then and there.
because indian
Press X to doubt
The eyebrow rising above the glasses gets me every time. Especially when he's being extraordinarily ornery.
"You are helping a Father, Father made a mistake."
At this point, I wonder if he's pretending to be a priest or a daddy dom.
If he's catholic, both.
@@dirtydan9785 😂🤣🤨😳🥺😞
@everything I'm about to say is a lie
Your name is classic
@@dirtydan9785played out
read this while he was saying it lol, weird for an hour vid
Omg my favorite thing is when they stop talking because he's talking, so he stops talking until they try to talk to him and he starts ranting again immediately 😂😂😂
Lmao... I just commented the same thing. It took me a while to notice it, but that's exactly what he does. 😂😂😂
He is SO good at that. It's hard to talk over somebody, it's like completely against what were taught socially, and he has it DOWN! lol 😂
"I'm sorry honey were you talking"?
Vibes of Hoax Hotel & Rinoa Poison - love this community!!
Listen me my child, God loves google play card.
God smites all who redeem Google Play.
These scammers do think they are god so you probably are right on the money. Pun intended
In their church, they bring Google Play cards to give during collection.
Evangelicals fathers are not to far from these scammers while they predicate and ask for big money to their believers.
Imagine if that’s all it took to get to heaven 😂😂😂
This scam is so stupid. "It might be possible we send you too much"
I know how are people falling for this I can barely understand these guys?
@@christineb.7368 Alzheimer, dementia, you know those things?
That's why they target the elderly
@@christineb.7368
old people
The simple idea of a "refund" makes it easy for vulnerable people to understand. Sad stuff for sure.
@@Pugetwitch But be careful, it is possible I could send you too much
I hate when the scammers say Honey, Sweetie, Love. It is so condescending.
Yep. Thats the part that makes me furious! When they start being patronizing and then blaming the 'victim' for what they did. 🤬
My child.
They do not respect any females.
Or "grandma." So manipulative.
Revolting, isnt it?
"I never thought I'd be getting a refund & talking to Microsoft's head priest all in one day."
::Dead:: 🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Can you imagine spending a literal entire work shift taking to one “customer?”
sometimes it's even longer
If he were a real "customer" then it could be a real $9,000, making an average rate of $1000 dollars per hour which is a little more than I've ever mad
And then getting nothing out of it
Sounds like hell.
Around the 30 minute mark, at some point until then he also left his customer support work place and went into a church - but keeps talking about gift cards and sending money, completely oblivious of the story and reason he originally was going with and from where he started half an hour ago.
Wild.
i love how they both just ramble over eachother constantly 💀 and how the scammer just keeps "MA'AM"
recently our church literally sent us an email saying that scammers are pretending to be our priest in order to get gift cards "for someone with cancer" like i never thought it would get this far
It sounds like your church cares. That's what it should be.
Yes, they've done that to our church also. Somehow they use the pastor's email to ask for money then he has to send an email saying don't send me money because that email is not from me. It's happened a couple of times over the past year.
There is a lot of this going on
@@lily91109 ofc they care , like one scammer cares about another scammer stealing "his" money
Of course they are. They know it's the perfect group to scam
The person saying he's a priest calling an old lady "honey" is pure gold.
Gives me the heebee jeebees, it's disgusting.
Ikr😂😂😂 What an idiot
@@Jaggededge112 It's a language barrier thing. They just hear the old ladies calling them that and they think that the term of endearment is two-way. I'm surprised their supervisors haven't mandated that they stop doing that. Maybe some of them have.
@@StopTheViolence1729 oh yeah. I seriously despise how scammers try to act like your friend or like they want to be with you just to get your money.
@@BonJoviBeatlesLedZep no that’s no language barrier, they seriously say that to try to win you over so they can scam you easier.
“Yes, I’m a priest, hallelujah hallelujah. You have to come join my concert. I will give you my ticket.”
Sounds legit
😂😂😂
In the US there are a few churches who call their ceremonies concert because of the singing. Like all religion, it’s a scam to get money and power over people by selling a product that doesn’t exist
@@tsfbaf303 edge
@@tsfbaf303 nobody cares that your an atheist you don’t need to keep telling everyone
LMAO
@@tsfbaf303 Sie sollten nicht so abfällig über Religionen reden.
Is it wrong to love listening to the scammer slowly lose his mind? 😂
Yes, my child. That sin will be three hail marys
Nope
@@peterkim3370 nope thats not a sin its a good deed.
if its wrong I dont ever want to be right LOL
They seem to be fine with robbing old folks.... so... nope 🤷♂️
And God spoke unto Adam and Eve, who had unveiled the hidden digits on the forbidden tablet, and said with thunderous rage, "NOOOOO WHY DID YOU REDEEM?! WHY DID YOU REDEEEEEM?! NOOOOOOOO!!"
LOL!
Ok that destroyed me.
😂😂😂
A beautifully crafted comment
🤣🤣
"You will be punished, your daughter will be punished, your grandson will be punished." Oh I am sorry, I didn't know God ran a North Korean prison.
Isn't that the concept of the the original sin?
💀💀
Dishonor! Dishonor on you, dishonor on your cow...!
@@tetrapod64 My religion? Are you just assumimg I am Christian? I am not.
@@annaboogman3321 what religion are you atheism?
You make my days alive again after having lost my husband. I was almost scammed but visiting friends knew it was a scam and told me to watch you. Now I understand how these scammers work.
God bless you ma’am. Hope you enjoy all his videos! And good job! Don’t fall for scumbag scammers!
So sorry to hear about your loss. I’m glad you’ve found something fun and useful to help.
I'm glad that you have good friends keeping and eye out for you.
So sorry about your husband and glad you have something to watch that's useful and fun.
Take care of yourself.
I tell my Gramma, no one will call you and ask about your finances. You get letters and my father handles all of that. If they ask anything, hang up. And she has been good for years. It's sad. I wish they would spread better information about this in the news and bring more awareness. But good on you for learning and taking a stand! Excellent. Good for you
Hugs from a random stranger on the Internet 🧡
It always bothers me how these scumbags zero in on the elderly. My Gramma was the kindest human being who ever lived... once she received a call from a strange number. It was a female voice and Gramma made the innocent mistake of asking, "Jill? Is that you?" (my sister's name) and of course the scammer latched onto that info and began begging for money because she needed to bail out of jail. Luckily Gramma grew suspicious enough to ask the scammer what my sister's middle name was.
someone did that to my grandma too-they said,”it’s your oldest grandson”, so then she said name, of my brother, luckily my brother actually called her shortly after that
I lost it when you called The Holy Father for "Daddy" and he didn't notice.
He who here is without sin, cast the first iTunes card
The book of Kitboga, chapter 4 verse 69:
“Thou shalt not lie, unless requested upon by a Microsoft employee asking for target gift cards; for they are the chosen ambassadors of God’s Kingdom.”
Hallelujah
Prise the Lord.
Glory be! 😂😂
😂😂😂 - Oh 🤣 when he says - God will testing you for your paciense - 😂😂😂
- make me spit my red bull aut.
Praise the Lord kitboga!
The sound of pouring water into a glass as if the older woman was using the bathroom was hysterical! Kitboga is impressive with his ability to carry on conversations as different people, produce sounds to mimic driving, stores, etc., and set up his computer to show viruses and fake bank accounts. I have enjoyed every one of his videos. I guarantee you will laugh and discover how scammers try to manipulate their victims. Thank you Kitboga for your funny and educational videos!
When I saw that I was thinking a whole call where he had to keep using the toilet on the call and he could pretend to bring his laptop and be grunting on the toilet 😂
When you got to the poor old lady using the facilities I almost spent a penny, myself, I laughed so hard.
"yes I am the father".... Minutes later... "he will punish you, your daughter, your grandson, everything will screw up". Well that escalated quickly.
iiiiiiojjon oki
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bruh wtf i was playing tarkov with my phone against my stomach
@@sicariusflamus3033 LMAO !!!
He went full Gus Fring
I hate when they call their victims "Honey"
Honey bunny....also....
So skeezy
I prefer it when they call me SUGAR
@@akhmadjonegamberdieff4249 I SAID.. WHERE IS MA SUPA SUIT?!
@@aldamiras5114 i, uh... put it away! 😅
The best part is when kit makes the mistake with shipping and he says “let god handle it” and Gary has do everything he can to not break character but also get her to fix the “mistake”
And then all H E double hockey sticks happened.
I like to think these scammers who deal with Kitboga end up walking the streets talking to themselves and hearing kit's voices in his head... slowly going more insane from the emotional trauma kit so graciously gives them
“Go to the Fed-Ex now or I will speak to God”
That was the cherry
I love how Kitboga purposefully tells the scammer wrong things about the English language or American culture to make them think it’s correct and normal, like with the whole “Hey God, listen me” or mispronouncing words. It will help future victims spot the scammers more easily without the scammers even knowing why 😂 genius
Exactly
"Chasde Bank" was classic.
@@Gamescrap that will always be hilarious 😂
@@Gamescrap well hes a priest so of course he uses a Chaste bank
The truth is DO NOT TRUST anyone who calls or leaves a voicemail to call them back. And NEVER open a link in your email, no matter who it is. Banks don't send emails. Credit cards don't send emails. Amazon doesn't send emails. Microsoft doesn't send emails. Trust NO ONE.
"I remember when they invented bread" has to be the best line ever...
"I care about your money" the most honest thing a scammer has said 😂
I love how Kit psychologically tortures them
💯 sweet vengance - well deserved - every second of it.
I hope thise scsmmer will hawe nightmares and phone phobia - 🤣🤣🤣
Kitboga should cal him frequenly 🤣
As deserved
if only they had the mental capacity to to realize they get tortured...
@@Kaitri it's like they get locked into the drama and feed on the power they think they have....their come down afterwards must be intense!
yes, there has to be at least 1 thats committed suicide after dealing with kit :)
He's been my Covid lockdown daily laughter! I'm on bed rest for stage 4 double lung cancer and these videos get me through the day!! ❤️
I hope for your quick recovery and peace of mind...
@@marissawatson9711 he can't wish them good luck?
@@marissawatson9711 quit being so negative.
Aye I hope everything turns out okay!!
As an ICU and Hospice nurse, I just want to wish you as much comfort as possible, much laughter with friends and family, the good days to help you through the bad days, and all the hugs in the world as you go though this difficult journey
Grandma: I feel like I have to confess my sins
Scammer: No, don't confess your sins okay?
God so loved the world that he gave...... a computer + a platform + an audience to...kitboga.
The way he inquisitively agreed when you asked if he'd been a priest since he was 14 is amazing
I’ve been taking care of my sick mom, and my 17 year old dog, for over a year, I haven’t laughed during this period until I found this. Thank you and thank you for helping numerous people learn about scammers.
That's so great to hear. I hope all is well with you and the family.
Sending the best to you and your family from Ontario, Canada.
:)
I hope things are looking up for you!! I've just got done dealing with cancer and a surgery. I'm healing well, but this channel helped me so much, too!
Wtf are the videos on your channel?
I hope you find more things to laugh at. The healing power of laughter helps us on our paths.
You should have for real mailed him a box filled with aquarium rocks, bubble wrap and tin foil with a paper slip that said "IOU". 🤣
And two copper coins.🤣
On one hand I agree with this or used kitty litter but there is a guy that makes glitter bømbš that can be tracked by GPS and record the people around it might be something for kit to look into
check out Malcolm Merlyn. there is a scammer he kept mailing packages. the scammer has to pay to recieve all the packages. Malcolm writes "electronics" on the packaging so that way when the scammer recieves it, he has to pay for it based on a percentage of the value.
all told, the scammer paid tens of thousands of dollars to receive
packages of actual shit.
And added a sock filled with chucky cheese tokins.
“ you care about my money, that’s the most honest thing you said all week” lmao 🤣
You're doing God's work
Amen
Amen
@Johnson Howard More like he is mocking the scammer.
@@JohnsonHowordhe was mocking the scammer
'Have patience have patience' this song is gonna haunt him for the rest of his life
He will be having nightmares now
That was funny!!!
Time stamp?
48:00
@@roosterinmarari thanks
@@lal2396 also near the end where he runs into the same scammer
Kit: "You were 14 years old when you became a priest???"
Scammer: ..................................
Me: 🤣🤣🤣
Scammer didn't think it through very well. :)
Because indians
@@KL005 ???
Some of them did go into a seminary, it was a practice until around year 2K.
But not this priest. 😉✌️😆
It’s more likely a priest came inside him aged 14
I swear he almost said let me call my scammer instead of his daughter.
I caught that too
YEP 😂
lol
I fukin heard that! Lolol
time stamp?
Sad I'm 2 years late to this one - your grandma sounds so sweet. She would be bursting with pride if she saw you now (although I'm sure she was plenty proud of you before). Thank you for all you do.
Kinda find it funny that Kit sings a song about having patience to "Gary" to immediately make the scammer have an existential crisis begging Kit to stop singing
I love the patience song!
@@midorimatsuda7241 Me too! 😂
*Staring at a statue of Jesus Christ on the cross*
"WHY DO YOU REDEEM?!"
TANGLE FEET THAT MAY HAVE GONE OVER SOME PEOPLES HEAD, BUT THAT CMMENT WAS BRILLIANT!
This comment is grossly underrated, I'm in tears
OMFG this Lutheran is laughing her ass off!
@@jillbucc624 Well this joke came from a Frisbetarian. We believe when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and you can't get it down.
@@za5820 I think my cat is the same denomination!
I'm so glad I told my grandmother about this stuff. I told her not to answer weird numbers. She's been getting a ton of scam emails and calls, and thank gosh she knows not to answer them. It's so upsetting they take advantage of the elderly.
Im so glad my nanna refuses to use the internet and hangs up on calls from call centres.
Thank gosh?! No thank YOU
Thank gosh? No, try thank God.
Its crazy to think they do this to someone’s grandma everyday with no remorse is sick. Taking someone’s life savings that they worked hard for
It's enough to make someone racist, tbh.
@@definitelynotanAIchatbotikr
How does Kitboga have the stamina to deal with these criminals for so long? LOL
It's magic. Lulu the Fae magic. 😉
Scammer's tears is his secret sauce!
It's a gift lmao and a riot
If somebody called me honey over 10 times I would lose my fucking mind.
@@TaylorBlack0 same! I wouldn't be able to tolerate that for very long if you're not my husband.
I wish my wife called me honey half as much as foreign scammers call old ladies honey
Damn
Aww tell her that
Maybe stop craving attention and blabbing about it on RUclips comments and act like a confident man instead. Instead of "wishing" she would treat you better make it happen
@@zoeyb8361 it’s a joke 😐
I get called sweetheart in shops...I try to remember they are trying to be kind even thought I want to tell them to f..k off 😡
"listen me, listen me, listen me, listen me, listen me" They just repeat themselves OVER and OVER and OVER.
I cannot STAND IT. 🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦
If you notice, a LOT of times it's in 3s. Before they get worked up, obviously. They repeat things 3 times. It's really irking me.
They are emotionally 3 yrs old. Throwing tantrums when they don't get their way.
It start to triggering me - slso the tone of his voice make my blood boil.
Every single word that comes out of their mouths ticks me. I think the videos are supposed yo be funny , but I’ve been getting angrier with every video I’ve watched.
Because they get worked up . They turn into blood hound to get them to send them money. The videos are funny but I’ve been getting angrier with every video i watched.
I love whenever Kit calls out the internal transfers. I love the panic it creates.
"Thou shall not write cashiers checks" laughed my ass off
When you started softly singing “Have patience” fucking hell dude, I was howling
That ending song was like a horror song for scammers. I just imagine him going into a cold sweat with PTSD flashbacks of the granny."Have patience, Have patience don't be in such a hurry. When you get impatient you only start to worry" Lol.
Loool
49:50 you actually broke him, that is literally the sound of his soul being crushed...... lovely
49:46 This is the precise moment when Kitboga broke that scumbag scammer.
Can you imagine working near him at that point in time :)
The most hilarious part of the video. 😂😂😂😂
only for the scammer to then briefly mutter some swear words at 50:22
"In the beginning, God created *each* and *every* thing."
@wandering_about it's just sad to see...
Classic!!!😝😆😅👍🏽😁😔🤣💣
Including the bars, which you will be behind
@wandering_about Are you attacking people who believe in God? Like only you have the truth? And you know this how? Declaring there is no infinite knowledge, whilst claiming you have the infinite knowledge to know there is none? Arrogant and bigoted. I reckon you've been scammed, my friend!
I wheeze laughed when I read this.
“I transferred $300 but you got $9,000, that’s three times as much.” Umm... He may want to make friends with a calculator.
yeah prolly also grow a brain.
@@dip9453 and grow some common sence
@@ahyaan2552
Sense. 🧠
But how do I actually get him to send md thousands of dollars? Discuss
I don’t think he’d appreciate that amazing interest rate from Leroy Finance (repeating of course) 😂
Your videos are hilarious! I’m working alone and I’m sure the nearby doctors offices and employees of the boutique are wondering if I’m cracking up due to my outbursts of laughter. Down to the details in the background images. Omg! You’re too much! We share the same type of humor. Love it! Don’t stop what you’re doing. No one else better deserves to be poked fun at either! Shame on these terrible thieves!
That full genuine mental breakdown, while singing the patience song is exactly what I came here for 😈
I TOTALLY started laughing at that point.
The fraudsters always sounds like the exact same person.
I was looking for this comment. Possibly
fraudsters have the fraudster voice n stank
Because he is faking the whole thing. These scammer calls are fake mostly. RUclipsrs do this to earn views and money. That scammer probably some of his Indian friend who lives in US. Probably came for higher studies or to work.
Because they are mostly Indian
@@antoine6717 yeah same scammer Indian friend.
genuinely it makes me so sad when kit cries, like it's actually very realistic and if this were a real elderly person these guys obviously wouldn't care at ALL. thank you kit for wasting these guys time
I'm just going to sing "have patience" to every scam call I receive hoping one day I get Father Gary Jackson 🤣
When they "erase" the money from your account, next time you should say "I've had this happen to me before. All you have to do is reload the page..." That would be hilarious! 🤣
Kitboga has done that already
There's a lot of things he could do that would be hilarious, but would also end the call pretty quick. the idea is to keep them on the phone.
@@tarksurmani6335 When?
@@tarksurmani6335 - Source?
@@bryanhall2203 yes
49:55....When "Father" completely loses his s**t....you can actually feel his mind deteriorate into a mass of jellied angst!! Kitboda, you are Legend among mere mortals with your "scams against the scammers!" Best thing ever!!!!
🤣🤣🤣. “Just be in your car and talk to me”. 😂😂😂. I almost feel sorry for the “priest”….. NOT!! 😂😂😂
I'm gonna start all my prayers with "Hey God, Listen me" from now on.
God, explain me each and every thing
Lool it reminds me of the first episode of The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air when Ashley raps grace before the family dinner
🤣😅
😂😂OMG !!!
Thank u God for listen me🙏😂 we're going to hell man
I share these with all my friends over 50. I’m 70, and have been slammed with calls posing as Windows repair, car warranties, Amazon refunds (they just refund the money, they don’t call), SSN crimes, et al. My friends I share these with aren’t gullible or stupid. They’re retired and active and law-abiding people. But if you’re not in the mindset of say, a drug addict, you won’t be thinking like they do. Likewise, if you aren’t a scammy person, you don’t think someone posing as an IRS agent isn’t who they say they are, despite their sketchy accent with a total WASPY name!
Thanks for all you do to hijack scammers, as well as hilariously entertain.
"Tho shalt not write cashier's checks" - 1 Scammeranians 42:69
In the name of God, go back to Fed Ex.
Ah, must be the new New Testament
😂😂😂😂
He probably still has nightmares about Kitboga till this day.
....and deserves every minute of it!
I hope so - when I day - I will haunt thise bastards !
I died at "Microsoft's head priest"
WAIT WHERE I NEED TO HEAR THAT
@@ivo4040 26:18
@@MR-qu5sm ty
This is one of my favorite bits/videos you’ve ever done kit.
Your content always brings me joy on the darkest of days, I hope you’re loving life. Thanks for being you
My mom heard me laughing out loud so many times that she came into my room and asked what I was laughing so hard at. I showed her one of your videos and now I hear her laughing out loud from her room! 😂 You ARE GODSEND!!!🙏🏼
😂
I did this with my wife & son, ...they're laughing so hard that they're having trouble breathing!!!
Sounds like me! 😂
@@andrewmoore7586 lmfaooo you good bruh?
"Hey god listen me" is how i will start praying now. Also want a t shirt of it
I want that shirt too!!!
"do not confess your sins okay"
@@MrLTiger oh thats good too
😂😂😂😂😂
Great now I have to put this on a shirt
"Father- Father- Daddy.." I'm dead hahaha
35:42
Huge difference between "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned" and "Sorry daddy, I've been naughty!"
49:50 I think you exorcised the demon inside of him 😭😭
“100% Money back guarantee” on a refund sounds like two free refunds to me 😂
Only the Lord will double your refunds like that
I love how he hesitated before he said he was a priest, and probably figured it might be a good play, and then... the CONFESSION and the consequences... ! Oh, sweet revenge.
Something about your "bank" asking you to solve a math problem really cracks me up
The end part was actually quite sweet. 1:08:03 hear that little smile.
It sounded like you got through to him and touched his heart.
God bless you, Kid. A billion times and more.
It is like they have a scammer-self and a holy(?)-self. They know they can not be like this. That is against who they truly are.
But some might just be that way.
Anyways, that you take all that time and effort and try to get through the crust of what they became ... is funny and valuable and admirable.
Thank you for putting that trust into people being compassionate and truly loving as you try to make them understand what they are doing to themselves. They are selling their souls. And that is sad!