This Scammer Broke His Phone After Losing $2,000

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  • Опубликовано: 21 ноя 2024

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  • @KitbogaShow
    @KitbogaShow  3 года назад +5364

    Your scam won't work here "steve" :)
    Full *unedited 5 hour call* here: ruclips.net/video/HeBcPUr76L0/видео.html

    • @ketugrahagraha3673
      @ketugrahagraha3673 3 года назад +104

      Oh! Thank you!!! This is my favourite video. Edna is perfect!

    • @solohi
      @solohi 3 года назад +144

      Thank you, also could you do a video where a "grandson" comes in and argues with the scammer whether it's a scam? That would be really funny (not my idea).

    • @Steve-nd2wj
      @Steve-nd2wj 3 года назад +33

      :(

    • @RylanDrums
      @RylanDrums 3 года назад +6

      Hi

    • @ayejay2457
      @ayejay2457 3 года назад +6

      Love you channel but dude... please stop whispering into you high quality crystal clear microphone. It’s quite annoying. I can hear your ducking lips smack please... what are you trying to do ASMR?

  • @dashdg9551
    @dashdg9551 2 года назад +11641

    His ability to continue a pointless story despite being interrupted is legendary.

    • @cezarsoba
      @cezarsoba 2 года назад +371

      The scammer clearly being put off by his unwillingness to stop it's so funny

    • @Justicefu
      @Justicefu 2 года назад +383

      I can do the adlib thing, where you just create a character and spin bullshit, but doing it so effortlessly while someone else is screaming in my ear makes it almost impossible, just cause my brain wants to process their words, and it interrupts the flow of the adlib. That's his real talent to be honest, just tuning that shit out and going on with his stories lol, absolute legend

    • @xaviercolaco
      @xaviercolaco 2 года назад

      Beggars Indians 😭😭😭

    • @alehlete830
      @alehlete830 2 года назад +113

      It's too funny the scanmer is like wtf while old woman just rambles

    • @antoniorivera6540
      @antoniorivera6540 2 года назад +92

      I actually met a woman like this before. She loved to talk. She was a fan of the run on sentences.

  • @jonathanfields4ever
    @jonathanfields4ever 5 лет назад +15525

    Dude’s old lady rambling is Grade A.

    • @morrokbyo
      @morrokbyo 4 года назад +1062

      Talking from experience, he has it down to the tee, I used to work for a bank and we had this older lady that would call us just because she felt lonely.

    • @Leo98pm
      @Leo98pm 4 года назад +569

      @@morrokbyo nthat's so sweet and depressing at the same time

    • @morrokbyo
      @morrokbyo 4 года назад +642

      @@Leo98pm oh definitely, most people hated getting her because for sure it would mess up their stats, but I loved talking to her, she is such a sweet old lady. She lost her husband a couple of years back and that's when she started calling more often.

    • @DMMacaw
      @DMMacaw 4 года назад +24

      Proud of him lol

    • @antediluvianatheist5262
      @antediluvianatheist5262 4 года назад +290

      @@morrokbyo You have a soul.
      Good for you.

  • @brendendielman3150
    @brendendielman3150 5 лет назад +22540

    I love how he wears a wig for our benefit

    • @Karl_Marksman
      @Karl_Marksman 5 лет назад +1109

      The wig does a lot

    • @jamesford5485
      @jamesford5485 5 лет назад +114

      Then you'd love ed bassmaster's prank call videos, so many good characters

    • @DopeTheManDope
      @DopeTheManDope 5 лет назад +47

      james ford I use to watch him back in 2010 “pssssst”

    • @jamesford5485
      @jamesford5485 5 лет назад +18

      @@DopeTheManDope pshh, unreal

    • @twinbot.2
      @twinbot.2 5 лет назад +82

      It makes me laugh when he dresses up for us hshahaha

  • @doodleapple6192
    @doodleapple6192 9 месяцев назад +1044

    80% of this video consisted the scammer just saying "Madam" over and over it's brain rotted me 😭

    • @bojohannesen4352
      @bojohannesen4352 5 месяцев назад +10

      Your use of "it's" instead of "it" brain rotted ME

    • @cowculating
      @cowculating 5 месяцев назад

      @@bojohannesen4352 "it has brain rotted me" works just fine.

    • @terrorism7015
      @terrorism7015 5 месяцев назад +62

      @@bojohannesen4352why? Both are correct. “It’s” in this context means it has, which is proper. I don’t know why you’re trying to make something out of nothing.

    • @Mika_Kagehira.
      @Mika_Kagehira. 5 месяцев назад

      Exactly ​@@terrorism7015

    • @bojohannesen4352
      @bojohannesen4352 5 месяцев назад +5

      @@terrorism7015 Sure. You're one of the only 10 people on Earth who use "it's" as short for "it has". Just admit that you meant to write "it"

  • @snootsnooterton2089
    @snootsnooterton2089 2 года назад +5733

    The fact that he made it past the story of a grandmother hiding in a cardboard box from her cat for hours until she soiled herself is remarkable.

    • @elijahmccollum9027
      @elijahmccollum9027 2 года назад +85

      Yes that's what got me lmao 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @MamaKalash
      @MamaKalash 2 года назад +252

      "I thought it was going to be a little, but it was a lot..." "It soaked right through the cardboard..." "It has a pungent smell." 🤣😭🤪

    • @jacobmacamaux616
      @jacobmacamaux616 2 года назад +54

      You know the scammer was so confused

    • @rejerh8731
      @rejerh8731 2 года назад +8

      @@MamaKalash this was hilarious 😂

    • @TeeComedian
      @TeeComedian 2 года назад +27

      I can relate, stayed at a job for too long myself despite numerous red flags.

  • @adultcool2395
    @adultcool2395 4 года назад +13407

    imagine spending 5 hours of your life enthusiastically trying to rob an elderly woman of $4000

    • @liamjahdai
      @liamjahdai 4 года назад +426

      Bro tell me about it I used to do this last year but it was so much stress I had to quit!

    • @collinlackey3517
      @collinlackey3517 4 года назад +468

      @@liamjahdai scumbag

    • @soriavillac
      @soriavillac 4 года назад +583

      @@liamjahdai lol robbing from old people? is your life that sad that you couldn't get a decent job? xD

    • @shauryae478
      @shauryae478 4 года назад +836

      He's being sarcastic, jeez

    • @SweetSideOfFries
      @SweetSideOfFries 4 года назад +235

      @@shauryae478 i'd like to think he is

  • @chickentenders2217
    @chickentenders2217 2 года назад +6377

    This man is the very definition of “I’m not stuck here with you”
    “You’re stuck here with me”

    • @MacroRoni
      @MacroRoni 2 года назад +143

      "Why do I hear boss music?"

    • @papayer
      @papayer 2 года назад +75

      And those that tasted the bite of his wig, named him
      The KitBoga.

    • @MajorTendonitis
      @MajorTendonitis 2 года назад +3

      Lmao ! Good one

    • @SuperLordHawHaw
      @SuperLordHawHaw 2 года назад +5

      It is like a Jean-Paul Sartre play

    • @thehermionegrangerr
      @thehermionegrangerr 2 года назад +24

      "Call and ambulance, call an ambulance! But not for me."

  • @eespinosa3578
    @eespinosa3578 5 месяцев назад +312

    His stutter after the “ooh” when he said he had kids you could tell he realized he opened up another huge line of conversation to get sidetracked with and immediately regretted it lmao

  • @47fortyseven47
    @47fortyseven47 3 года назад +5858

    He's laughing at the start cus he thinks he's got an easy rob then he gets sent on this 5 hour torture session hahahahh gold

    • @davidjonx4
      @davidjonx4 3 года назад +175

      Its a complete art!

    • @TheSylvirr
      @TheSylvirr 3 года назад +302

      lowkey tho I also laughed when he told the story about playing hide and seek with his cats in a box, and I think the scammer just briefly pictured a little old lady hiding in a fridge box while old fat cats sat around not even looking and just had to chuckle bc I know I the fuck did lol

    • @korissasilver7638
      @korissasilver7638 3 года назад +12

      Hahaha I love it so much ! 😭

    • @driab1203
      @driab1203 3 года назад +5

      Right!

    • @youngmarkstack8582
      @youngmarkstack8582 3 года назад +37

      MMAAADAAMM!!!!

  • @parson7260
    @parson7260 4 года назад +11395

    I've never dealt with a company that is so aggressive to give someone a refund.

    • @prachiipandeyy
      @prachiipandeyy 4 года назад +809

      MADAM MADAM MADAM MADAM!!!!!

    •  4 года назад +429

      RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT

    • @goncalodinisantunes
      @goncalodinisantunes 4 года назад +98

      Just doesn't make any sense

    • @photorealistic5381
      @photorealistic5381 4 года назад +158

      Then watch "Scammers Wanted $3,000 - They Watched Me Spend It All
      "

    • @nekospaw
      @nekospaw 4 года назад +196

      at the start of lockdown I got a scam call, told them politely no thank you and hung up. he calls me back and tries again a little irritated, I tell him firmly not interested. he calls me a third time and outright calls me an idiot for not wanting free money, starts cussing me out till i lay it on my echo and ask her to play power metal, volume 10.

  • @jonathangarcia3306
    @jonathangarcia3306 4 года назад +9065

    I’m sure Indian scammers tell horror stories about this guy to their children. “If you don’t behave, the Kitboga will call you!”

  • @xXxPharaohxXx
    @xXxPharaohxXx 7 месяцев назад +454

    “You normally chew your coffee? What do you put in it?” IM CRYYYYING 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @hollynightingale7975
      @hollynightingale7975 6 месяцев назад +3

      😂😂😂 don’t know how he thinks it up x

    • @Robkinggozer
      @Robkinggozer 6 месяцев назад +29

      Eggs. You never have those in your coffee? Saves time.

    • @sarily626
      @sarily626 4 месяца назад +10

      ​@@Robkinggozerand mayonnaise 😉

    • @justsul1337
      @justsul1337 4 месяца назад +2

      @@sarily626 Ok that's disgusting lol

    • @barbaramccollum-sd8vi
      @barbaramccollum-sd8vi 4 месяца назад +1

      😅😂😅😂😅😂😅😂

  • @123ofd
    @123ofd 4 года назад +4014

    I am almost 60 and an older woman. I sat here laughing my @SS off. I am definitely not in your demographic, but you are my new favorite RUclips channel. 😂🤣😂

    • @AaronTroy19
      @AaronTroy19 4 года назад +374

      123ofd you see, you ARE part of his demographic. It's targeted for age groups who are prone to these scams

    • @imshftyz6439
      @imshftyz6439 4 года назад +37

      Xan Chi. was that supposed to be taken seriously? I would never fall for these scams, and I’m not older, so why did I get this recommended?

    • @funtimes3035
      @funtimes3035 4 года назад +125

      @@AaronTroy19 aimed to entertain us younger people, not educate seniors lol. I see how you think that but his audience is in majority younger. Also feels like these are stream clips although that might je wrong

    • @funtimes3035
      @funtimes3035 4 года назад +21

      @@AaronTroy19 also, the person commenting simply said she was not in the same demograhpic. Which is true if she is 60 y/o.

    • @funtimes3035
      @funtimes3035 4 года назад +4

      @@AaronTroy19 what you are talking about is audience demographics. Sorry for 3 comments, my phone is fucking up.

  • @mrow7139
    @mrow7139 4 года назад +3593

    I hate how angry they get when THEYRE THE ONES SCAMMING THOUSANDS FROM OLD LADIES.

    • @filaytake1014
      @filaytake1014 4 года назад +91

      Scum of the earth I hate them

    • @schwii.-9306
      @schwii.-9306 4 года назад +57

      Them being annoyed aside, it actually works well as an intimidation tactic.

    • @natashasingh784
      @natashasingh784 4 года назад +115

      I'm indian and these people scam within the country too This is so embarrassing 😪

    • @squirtle8060
      @squirtle8060 4 года назад +95

      Yeah that literally makes me sick, they will tell (an old lady) stuff like “shut up and listen to me”. Even if you weren’t doing this. Talking to elders like that is sickening. Just evil scum bags.

    • @FracturedPixels
      @FracturedPixels 4 года назад +55

      It has to be something to do with anonymity. At a certain point you have scammed enough people over the internet that it almost feels like a videogame, but with actual cash prizes, which coupled with the danger of doing something super illegal, and the power you have to control and manipulate a person, would be an insane dopamine rush. I think the point at which they start to get savage is when they're Jonesing, when they can almost taste that high and it seems only just out of reach, and they lash out at the person who's denying them their next hit.

  • @superfuntime7263
    @superfuntime7263 4 года назад +3322

    This dude's improv is absolutely masterful.

    • @GregJoshuaW
      @GregJoshuaW 4 года назад +85

      "I am so proud of you, son."

    • @WhatsKevinBacon
      @WhatsKevinBacon 4 года назад +28

      superfuntime the desk love that desk lmfao dude watching these videos in my house at 3 am not easy 😹

    • @maxsaban1182
      @maxsaban1182 4 года назад +8

      I was going to like this comment, then I realized it was at 420 likes. I don't want to mess up a good thing.

    • @Ananasboat
      @Ananasboat 4 года назад +16

      A lot of these responses are generated by the twitch stream viewers. It's pretty great.

    • @deemartin5919
      @deemartin5919 4 года назад +1

      @Vannic Wolf yes!!!

  • @soundsofthefort1189
    @soundsofthefort1189 4 месяца назад +223

    “If all you had to do was type 300 and you typed 4000 then it sounds like you deserve to get fired.”
    That line SLAPPED 🔥

  • @alev3050
    @alev3050 4 года назад +4165

    He should do a collab with Jim Browning so when he pretends to be a grandma Jim hacks his way into their CCTV and we get to see the scammer lose it.

    • @Smiuley
      @Smiuley 4 года назад +286

      That would be amazing

    • @ferasyakan2558
      @ferasyakan2558 4 года назад +215

      And then scammer revolts deletes his files and syskey his computer

    • @JenniferJiang2013
      @JenniferJiang2013 4 года назад +40

      PLEASE YES

    • @ferasyakan2558
      @ferasyakan2558 4 года назад +142

      @@JenniferJiang2013 Well apparently that's the dream of every person who watches scambaiters 😂😂

    • @zarate4203
      @zarate4203 4 года назад +9

      Stonks

  • @dbyron3824
    @dbyron3824 5 лет назад +2483

    “Ask your boss if he’s ever made a mistake, if he’s says yes then tell him about your mistake
    If he says no, Run”

    • @kuddos
      @kuddos 5 лет назад +52

      oh man I was laughing so hard on this one. LOL

    • @Educatedunhousedperson
      @Educatedunhousedperson 5 лет назад +97

      That's legit advice, though.

    • @heybri
      @heybri 5 лет назад +39

      i legitimately woke my family up laughing late at night from this part.. There were so many amazing lines in this vid.. I like watching the stream but i think i like watching it more on youtube with all his commentary and explaining key moments..

    • @ZeldaZelda-RichesToRags
      @ZeldaZelda-RichesToRags 5 лет назад +8

      @@heybri I love the long list of stores...Goldengate bridge...and ohare airport..lol

    • @ZeldaZelda-RichesToRags
      @ZeldaZelda-RichesToRags 5 лет назад +6

      The long list of stores Piggly Wiggly..YMCA..M .lol..GoldenGate and O'Hare...hilarious....maybe have an accident along the way.

  • @myosotiskills
    @myosotiskills 4 года назад +2809

    The "old lady" going on nonsensical tangents and the dude just losing it and screaming MADAM MADAAAAM MAAADAAAAAAAM MADAAAAAAAAAAAM like a maniac always gets me lmfaooooooo

    • @Aufishticosrs
      @Aufishticosrs 4 года назад +51

      honestly the funniest thing

    • @GeneralZod99
      @GeneralZod99 4 года назад +26

      Her name is Edna but she sometimes uses the name Barbara (Barbie) Kendall.

    • @juliangines6764
      @juliangines6764 4 года назад +36

      And he got so mad he started speaking his natural language.

    • @martinimate4336
      @martinimate4336 4 года назад +2

      Time stamp?

    • @swizzy7412
      @swizzy7412 4 года назад +9

      Shit got my crying

  • @scottpecora371
    @scottpecora371 6 месяцев назад +712

    I love the "Gull & Bull Financial." "You can blindly trust us for life!" If the hackers took five seconds to read, they'd know it was a prank. It shows how lazy they are

    • @viraleffectz
      @viraleffectz 4 месяца назад +47

      It's not laze per se haha they see all Americans as entitled and rich and are bitter towards them considering their own unfortunate circumstances. They are blinded by that desire to get "revenge" over them.

    • @v35p3r4
      @v35p3r4 4 месяца назад

      @@viraleffectz oh stfu man, they just want money and cant be bothered to work for it

    • @angelinaleonardo4796
      @angelinaleonardo4796 4 месяца назад +5

      I read that and it did not click. That god for comments.

    • @Desi-qw9fc
      @Desi-qw9fc 3 месяца назад +11

      It’s self-selection on both sides. Clever victims would leave as soon as they realise it’s ridiculous that a bankrupt business has a policy of refunding every dollar it ever earned, or that they need to be logged into their bank in order to receive money. The credulous ones stay.

    • @TheTimplatte
      @TheTimplatte 3 месяца назад +15

      “Lacking Critical Information since 1977” 😂😂😂

  • @paulmurgatroyd6372
    @paulmurgatroyd6372 4 года назад +5612

    Never feel bad about causing nervous breakdowns to scammers.

    • @rokuthedog
      @rokuthedog 4 года назад +84

      read that in Nigel's voice

    • @ethanlee8621
      @ethanlee8621 4 года назад +2

      roku the dog Nigel who? The one who recognized Ashton’s voice?

    • @rokuthedog
      @rokuthedog 4 года назад +72

      @@ethanlee8621 Nigel Thornberry the dude in Paul's profile pic.

    • @jonsiensifranckplayer2726
      @jonsiensifranckplayer2726 4 года назад +1

      😂😂😂😂

    • @ryanprescott98
      @ryanprescott98 4 года назад +51

      Totally agree! There's nothing to feel bad about, they cause havoc on hard-working people and they need to feel what they cause others.

  • @Sparkster217
    @Sparkster217 3 года назад +4775

    Scammer dude was so confident at the start, literally laughing at how easy his "job" is going to be for the day, not knowing that he's gonna be in for a wild ride

    • @saraha2667
      @saraha2667 3 года назад +497

      The laughing made me so sad though, because I know they laugh at real old people :(

    • @vksasdgaming9472
      @vksasdgaming9472 3 года назад +82

      Kitboga is Cosmos' method of telling scammers that they should get a new job. Right away.

    • @Pinklry46
      @Pinklry46 3 года назад +4

      😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @JenA2145
      @JenA2145 3 года назад +10

      Sparky, that's a great observation!

    • @DannyB4
      @DannyB4 3 года назад +64

      Yep was hilarious. He knew he was at the final hurdle and was so close to getting what he wanted. Was so funny watching him tilt.

  • @chaffXgrenade
    @chaffXgrenade 3 года назад +2697

    This guy has mastered the art of rambling like an elderly person

    • @RobbieOaks
      @RobbieOaks 3 года назад +208

      Or this elderly person has mastered the art of looking like a 25 yo RUclipsr

    • @ericmendenhall2867
      @ericmendenhall2867 3 года назад +35

      Or maybe the pecan sandies have mastered turning this 25 year old man into a rambling 80 year old grandma

    • @sparklejuice
      @sparklejuice 3 года назад +49

      And then at the end of the ramble saying "Yup I've been listening to you the whole time".

    • @hazelnut2.8
      @hazelnut2.8 3 года назад +4

      And then someone should sub to me,I WANNA BE 1K SUBS

    • @TheGreywolf238
      @TheGreywolf238 3 года назад +17

      The rambling power comes from the old lady wig.. LOL

  • @davidhand9721
    @davidhand9721 8 месяцев назад +151

    I guarantee you lived with your grandma at some point. You're way too good at doing grandma.

  • @ShakunetsuAkuma
    @ShakunetsuAkuma 5 лет назад +7392

    The level of frustration you take these scumbags to is priceless

    • @MrJdsenior
      @MrJdsenior 4 года назад +69

      The exact level that makes them QUIT is what would truly be priceless, but yeah, funny as heck, I get it.

    • @LazyIncubuss
      @LazyIncubuss 4 года назад +48

      Yeah man, indians should be ashamed of themselves

    • @jimmybean420
      @jimmybean420 4 года назад +171

      @@LazyIncubuss Ah yes, every indian ever.
      Logical. Not racist.

    • @davidjackson2088
      @davidjackson2088 4 года назад +42

      Jimmy Bean yep every Indian

    • @JCY849
      @JCY849 4 года назад +3

      More than priceless😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @Overton_Windows
    @Overton_Windows 4 года назад +1646

    When a con artist meets an artist.

    • @tuan7669
      @tuan7669 4 года назад +12

      Ryan Ranger best comment
      You’re an artist

    • @janpatrickmaico8291
      @janpatrickmaico8291 4 года назад +1

      Hahahha...scammers are raged

    • @godfrey4461
      @godfrey4461 4 года назад +3

      Breath taking

    • @sheilamiller2818
      @sheilamiller2818 4 года назад +9

      Yea I wish they would dial my 82 yr old mom. You can't grease a can of oil lol. They would have their hands full with my momma.

    • @SasnarDash
      @SasnarDash 4 года назад +5

      you can hardly call this guy a con artist, he is just reading from a script

  • @infoweeb4634
    @infoweeb4634 4 года назад +4822

    Perfectly emulated how old people tell completely irrelevant stories

    • @globe255
      @globe255 4 года назад +152

      Info Weeb It is totally relevant to them, the brain controls it.

    • @florenlebaron524
      @florenlebaron524 4 года назад +8

      Exactly.

    • @crunchy1547
      @crunchy1547 4 года назад +61

      It was hilarious! He kept it going for so long

    • @casheverett6300
      @casheverett6300 4 года назад +12

      Globe255 well technically you are the brain... they do it subconsciously

    • @lyssdeline4178
      @lyssdeline4178 4 года назад +76

      i love random old people stories

  • @Arraydeess
    @Arraydeess 9 месяцев назад +309

    1:11:58 Details like “Your Scam Won’t Work Here” in the code and The front page paragraph of the fake bank website really show how blinded by greed this guy is

    • @jackieboib
      @jackieboib 5 месяцев назад +4

      ok i didnt notice the front page paragraph🤣

    • @NeatPens
      @NeatPens Месяц назад

      28:11 That and Gull & Bull Financial 😂😂😂

  • @l3ete1geuse
    @l3ete1geuse 4 года назад +7546

    It's poetic justice that you're able to make a living off of scamming the scammers.

    • @dutchik5107
      @dutchik5107 4 года назад +202

      Not scamming. Just annoying

    • @tomxia6228
      @tomxia6228 4 года назад +300

      Scammer:Nooo you cannot scam a scammer
      Kitboga: haha scams go brrrrrrrrr

    • @grantramsay1486
      @grantramsay1486 4 года назад +114

      @@tomxia6228 haha yes, this is very original and very comedic comment, I have never before seen this format of meme, it never gets old and never ever will I tire of seeing this format so _lazily_ creatively adapted to every yt video. It makes so much sense that kitboga would "go brrrr" at scammer, yes, that is VERY funny. I can just imagine him now, so nonchalantly replying "scams go brrrrrr" to the scammers well formulated and elegant point. See, it is the reduction of both elegance and the simplicity in its nature that is the "brrrr" noise reply which gives this original and creative comment so much comedic value. Yes, keep adapting this new, emerging maymay format to every comment section on every video you watch, as I really enjoy seeing the -stupid- -lazy- creative variations of this format on every RUclips video's comment section and I never fail to audibly and sharply exhale from my nostrils along with a tensing of my mouth muscles into a smile in reaction to this VERY FUNNY comment. *VERY FUNNY.*

    • @tomxia6228
      @tomxia6228 4 года назад +178

      @@grantramsay1486 I see you are trained in the ways of sarcasm. I am glad to see you waste so much time and going to the hassle of writing an essay dedicated to my comment and even going to the point of editing it to perfection. I press f to pay respects to your efforts to reply to a low effort meme that was never intended to be taken seriously. Good job. Adios my dude while I relax you can spread your sarcasm all over youtube. Oh by the way unoriginal memes go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr :P ps. idrc and i never will care about your comments keep wasting your life spreading hate. May god save your soul. Amen

    • @Vihilsta
      @Vihilsta 4 года назад +61

      @@tomxia6228 Amen.

  • @deborahdavis8680
    @deborahdavis8680 2 года назад +3904

    I'm 74 years old. I just discovered Kitboga and when I need a laugh, I watch. Thank you!!!!!

  • @Snigglebiscuits
    @Snigglebiscuits 4 года назад +3611

    every 5 hours you waste of their time, that is 5 hours they arnt spending scamming some granny out of her social security check. you are doing the job of God on this green lucious flat earth. Thank you dude. Sure you don't hear it enough.

    • @abbycross90210
      @abbycross90210 4 года назад +62

      Luscious.

    • @Snigglebiscuits
      @Snigglebiscuits 4 года назад +11

      @@abbycross90210 thank you XD

    • @ZioComposite
      @ZioComposite 4 года назад +15

      I want to like this but it's currently at 69 and that's NICE

    • @BSKX17
      @BSKX17 4 года назад +4

      @@ZioComposite it's 96. now

    • @ZioComposite
      @ZioComposite 4 года назад +4

      @@BSKX17 LMAO I tried ; ___ ;

  • @EscargoTouChaud
    @EscargoTouChaud 5 месяцев назад +130

    I used to think scammers were super poor and desperate until I watched a documentary. They look completely normal, and used the money to buy cars and luxury items. Made me sick. It's the epitomy of cynicism how they scam vulnerable individuals with a straight face, even allowing themselves to get angry at the victims.

    • @alexanderchippel
      @alexanderchippel 4 месяца назад +31

      That's true for the guys who run the call centers but the actual scammers themselves are making like $100 a month. And I know it's tempting, but you shouldn't feel bad for them. Being poor is not an excuse to lie and cheat innocent people.

    • @barbaramccollum-sd8vi
      @barbaramccollum-sd8vi 4 месяца назад +1

      Oh wow! 😮

    • @zaccampa4055
      @zaccampa4055 3 месяца назад +1

      They are vile creatures

    • @blueyosh43
      @blueyosh43 3 месяца назад +2

      What was the documentary?

    • @zaccampa4055
      @zaccampa4055 3 месяца назад

      @@blueyosh43 I’m sure you can just google it

  • @PrettyBoyKii
    @PrettyBoyKii 3 года назад +2808

    The fact that he is laughing because he genuinely thinks he is scamming an elder person makes me livid.

    • @ianfortuna9385
      @ianfortuna9385 3 года назад +3

      Why angry

    • @sajamily2404
      @sajamily2404 3 года назад +217

      @@ianfortuna9385 because they are sick

    • @ianfortuna9385
      @ianfortuna9385 3 года назад +40

      @@sajamily2404 very I kept 1 on the line for 19 minutes I’m trying to beat that record

    • @ianfortuna9385
      @ianfortuna9385 3 года назад +2

      @@sajamily2404 I know

    • @ianfortuna9385
      @ianfortuna9385 3 года назад +46

      @@sajamily2404 I don’t even hold a candle to the guy in the video but that’s the longest I’ve kept 1 of these scammers on the line 19 minutes and some change 19 minutes he can’t use to scam someone else and he will never get back

  • @cermit2379
    @cermit2379 5 лет назад +8711

    You should implement a lost password for the fake bank account and take hours going through the security questions and when you can’t remember them you call customer service and switch between your real voice and Edna’s voice
    Edit: also next time you hang up after getting the refund pretend you shut off your computer so that they have to connect all over again
    Edit edit: when you’re in the store pretend to run into an old friend and talk to them for 5-15 minutes with the scammer still on the phone

  • @mikeymikieb
    @mikeymikieb 5 лет назад +3785

    This guy deserves a humanitarian award for wasting this one persons time thus saving so many elderly he could’ve called in the time he wasted amazing!

    • @SouthrnComfort
      @SouthrnComfort 5 лет назад +138

      If a RUclipsr can do this why can't the FBI

    • @TheTundraTerror
      @TheTundraTerror 5 лет назад +83

      @@SouthrnComfort Because this shit happens in India and the police there don't give a fuck about call center scams unless the victims are Indian

    • @alecmiller5296
      @alecmiller5296 5 лет назад +6

      TheTundraTerror destroy India

    • @saifulazwan2835
      @saifulazwan2835 5 лет назад

      Not this guy..we should call him "This dogshit indian scammers"

    • @francisxavier8374
      @francisxavier8374 5 лет назад

      @@SouthrnComfort they can, they don't because it's pointless

  • @panagiotatoulabobolas698
    @panagiotatoulabobolas698 6 месяцев назад +39

    That rambling story about her father's desk! The fact that her father "back in the day" would sit at his desk and transfer money from one account to another! - Cracks me up along with the bank's name Gull and Bull! He gives them so many clues that they are being set up and yet they can't pick up any clues!

  • @jackorourke1684
    @jackorourke1684 4 года назад +2723

    Jesus this guy deserves an oscar for his acting.

    • @iagoofdraiggwyn98
      @iagoofdraiggwyn98 4 года назад +69

      The way he keeps a straight face... is spectacular.

    • @pauljerome01
      @pauljerome01 4 года назад +8

      thats a voice changer it sounds like though

    • @scottmitchell7576
      @scottmitchell7576 4 года назад +2

      Damnit I commented pretty much the same thing 😒

    • @KingTrolinskey
      @KingTrolinskey 4 года назад +46

      pauljerome01 the acting of pretending to play the old lady and how “she” talks sounds just like how an old lady stereotype that they aim for, even with the voice changer hes still a very good actor to pull this all off, granted English isn’t the scammers first language

    • @prakax_rai
      @prakax_rai 4 года назад +3

      Agreed..

  • @lchurch0174
    @lchurch0174 5 лет назад +4998

    He is a master at letting them get so close to their goal and them Bam here comes another tangent and an irrelevant story. Hope followed by despair and repeat.

    • @FLSHSANT
      @FLSHSANT 4 года назад +17

      Hahaha you get it!

    • @Sherirose1
      @Sherirose1 4 года назад +46

      'hope followed by despair and repeat' that coined this poem well. 😂👆👏👏 Well done.

    • @Psycho-Ssnake
      @Psycho-Ssnake 4 года назад +19

      Why are you eating coffee this late?

    • @Crackpot_Astronaut
      @Crackpot_Astronaut 4 года назад +2

      🥕 🥕 🥕 🥕🥕

    • @AseraphsephirothZ
      @AseraphsephirothZ 4 года назад +5

      @@elcabezon2222 haha maybe she was trolling you the same way xD

  • @tumelolesole3551
    @tumelolesole3551 4 года назад +1630

    This scammer is very rude.. I was trying to listen to Madam's story.

    • @hammadnaqvi7522
      @hammadnaqvi7522 4 года назад +69

      He insulted the madam in hindi while she was telling that story

    • @louistournas120
      @louistournas120 4 года назад +40

      @@hammadnaqvi7522 :
      He said mahder chode, which means mother chode or mother fucker.

    • @michelea2326
      @michelea2326 4 года назад +39

      I wanted to hear more about the trash grandkids!!

    • @silkypun3849
      @silkypun3849 4 года назад +7

      Yay he definitely needs to be sued!!!!!!

    • @andreipaun4232
      @andreipaun4232 4 года назад +9

      The indians are going crazy ...maaaaaaaadam, maaaaaaadam 😂😂😂

  • @vapor2723
    @vapor2723 5 месяцев назад +76

    This should be a television show showed to all the elderly

  • @rohini8084
    @rohini8084 3 года назад +6740

    It's beautiful how Kit can just ramble on and on, and without raising his voice, he can drown the scammer in a sea of babble. Just lovely!

    • @slimeagedon5147
      @slimeagedon5147 3 года назад +196

      At around minute 11 he talked from 1:08:00-1:14:00 without a break, i want to be able to do exactly that

    • @rmsdimples8533
      @rmsdimples8533 3 года назад +60

      @@slimeagedon5147 finally someone addef a freaking timestamp in the comments 💜😂

    • @FaderFlosser
      @FaderFlosser 3 года назад +18

      Its beautiful isn't it😊

    • @FaderFlosser
      @FaderFlosser 3 года назад +12

      @@slimeagedon5147 it's so fun to do that to telemarketers too lol

    • @Jack_Woods
      @Jack_Woods 3 года назад +32

      The tower of babble

  • @barret-xiii
    @barret-xiii 5 лет назад +6455

    your old lady act is too accurate. My grandma talks almost exactly like that, complete with long nonsensical stories that aren't pertinent to the conversation, but she simply HAD to tell me about them because her brain managed to remember it. You even got the habit of continously talking over people trying to get her attention! Not only are her tangents not in the same ballpark, they ain't even in the same ball game... Or even the same sport!
    Keep up the good work!

    • @dbo514
      @dbo514 5 лет назад +71

      Barret XIII Not all grandmas are confused

    • @lelechim
      @lelechim 5 лет назад +46

      Haha, if I worked in customer service and came across someone like this, I'd politely say, "Excuse me, but I'm afraid I'll need to disconnect now. Please call back later."

    •  5 лет назад +7

      i told him the same thing. if you contact him on twitter hell respond and say hi!

    • @michaelinhouston9086
      @michaelinhouston9086 5 лет назад +85

      @@dbo514 That is true but the scammers believe most of them are so being confused and/or telling long stories helps convince the scammers that the character is real.

    • @michaelinhouston9086
      @michaelinhouston9086 5 лет назад +67

      Years ago I had to "work the phones" (working at my employer's local call center) for a few weeks every winter and spring - we had many elderly callers that would get confused and/or tell long stories (many of which were entertaining or interesting) just like Kit's character.

  • @Mattlon3
    @Mattlon3 4 года назад +2850

    5 minutes of telling nonsense stories about a trashcan desk had me dying the whole time

    • @Roescoe
      @Roescoe 4 года назад +77

      I wanna read the manga of the grandma.

    • @tyronebradley2044
      @tyronebradley2044 4 года назад +139

      All this is yours Susie, as long as you become president of the United states

    • @TheWardagh
      @TheWardagh 4 года назад +6

      😂😂😂

    • @AntoninHoudekidk
      @AntoninHoudekidk 4 года назад +1

      I'M DYING :D :D :D :D made my day!

    • @korgscrew2000
      @korgscrew2000 4 года назад +7

      He made it into an orrrrrfice

  • @PowerControl
    @PowerControl 6 месяцев назад +18

    „Gull & Bull - Lacking critical information since 1977“ 😂

  • @Goodbrew84
    @Goodbrew84 2 года назад +3761

    I just imagine Kitboga spending his down time going to seniors homes and listening to their stories to level up his scam baiting skills.

    • @AB-cz9mb
      @AB-cz9mb 2 года назад +144

      I don't know what he does in his spare time but I want in... Probably talks in voices when no one else is listening... My goodness dude is a flipping genius

    • @paul6925
      @paul6925 2 года назад +112

      I wonder if he grew up listening to Jewish grandmas from Brooklyn a lot. He has the perfect imitation of the voice 😂

    • @paul6925
      @paul6925 2 года назад +42

      @@Master_Chef I think it's a bit of both? I really don't know, maybe?

    • @morpheusbott3370
      @morpheusbott3370 2 года назад +97

      He’s said before he talks to his grandma and her friends and that’s how he picks up on mannerisms

    • @omara9205
      @omara9205 2 года назад +23

      I'm here for the egg salad sandwiches.

  • @anfalroses
    @anfalroses 3 года назад +2212

    The fact that he was laughing fully believing that he's scamming an old woman which would probably give her a heart attack is disgusting.

    • @danielkent2484
      @danielkent2484 3 года назад +45

      Can’t he find a job at a legit customer service company, like I would feel bad for the scam caller because he is probably in a bad situation but I don’t think working for a scam is a last resort. There should be plenty of legit companies out there. Pathetic really

    • @James-lk2sg
      @James-lk2sg 3 года назад +227

      @@danielkent2484 I don’t feel bad for them. Being in a bad spot is no excuse to ruin the lives of innocent people.

    • @Gödelbo
      @Gödelbo 3 года назад +105

      @@danielkent2484 I feel sorry for someone steeling from a supermarket to feed their kids because of poverty but not these scum bags ,Can you imagine the hurt they cause and they prey on the vulnerable. theses people are low life parasites with not one once of humanity.

    • @yougeshadhikari6146
      @yougeshadhikari6146 3 года назад +14

      @@Gödelbo exactly mate

    • @liang2492
      @liang2492 3 года назад +4

      @@danielkent2484 there are no jobs india lmao u must be so naief to think there are any respectable jobs to pick in indian

  • @andrewlachambers
    @andrewlachambers 4 года назад +2330

    It’s not necessarily the grandma voice that is accurate, it’s the grandma commentary that is amazing. So accurate!

    • @cicibelarus1916
      @cicibelarus1916 4 года назад +69

      Yes! It feels like its a real old lady, it makes me feel nostalgic 🥰

    • @drey3864
      @drey3864 4 года назад +62

      But the grandma voice IS that accurate 🙌🏾

    • @70sstreetracergal61
      @70sstreetracergal61 4 года назад +3

      Totally!!!

    • @ImLunaShesZeta
      @ImLunaShesZeta 4 года назад +29

      That what I was thinking. I've had elderly people miss dial me. Some of the funniest calls ever. This video is exact.

    • @bongoloid4407
      @bongoloid4407 4 года назад +16

      i think he goes to old peoples homes and talks to the grannys for research

  • @fishharvester9434
    @fishharvester9434 7 месяцев назад +40

    No time and a half in the scumbag industry. Then the guilt trip about stealing from old ladies while telling him his father is proud for helping old ladies.

  • @phykoha
    @phykoha 4 года назад +9433

    For all those who didn’t watch the whole thing, here is a synopsis:
    “MADAM! MADAM!! MADAMMADAM!!”
    **Confused grandma noises**

  • @Lamal177
    @Lamal177 3 года назад +2447

    This is close to psychological torture, but funny as hell.

    • @umezonors
      @umezonors 3 года назад +64

      thats exactly what this is

    • @Handleisnotavailable1
      @Handleisnotavailable1 3 года назад +20

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 exactly. I am screaming

    • @stewartzayat7526
      @stewartzayat7526 3 года назад +32

      @@umezonors maybe it will make them realise that what they are doing is not the way to go. Who am I kidding, probably not

    • @pla6ue
      @pla6ue 3 года назад +11

      Yeah, but only if you're a PoS of a human being. That's the best part.

    • @wennykayne86
      @wennykayne86 3 года назад +16

      Torture implies that the person recieving said treatment is innocent... He's not

  • @aliyaanderson
    @aliyaanderson 5 лет назад +1868

    PLEASE pretend that you get pulled over while going to target and your telling the police officer about this guy on the phone and then try and have him talk to the cop LOL

    • @Booger564
      @Booger564 5 лет назад +74

      He might get in trouble for impersonating a cop but I don't know

    • @Hunt4Yoshi
      @Hunt4Yoshi 5 лет назад +10

      this would be fucking awesome

    • @macenanoro826
      @macenanoro826 5 лет назад +207

      @@Booger564 For the purposes of satire, I don't think it counts. Impersonating a police offer to arrest/detain/otherwise infringe on another person is a whole different deal. This would be primarily for a "joking sense". Remember. The scammer is overseas. A street cop would have no jurisdiction here.

    • @elontusk8018
      @elontusk8018 5 лет назад +97

      Saheth Edupuganti no, he would not get in trouble for that. He isn’t putting fake lights and sirens on his car. And he isn’t pulling anyone over

    • @allianyt
      @allianyt 5 лет назад +2

      omg yea

  • @caitlynyoungblood9822
    @caitlynyoungblood9822 3 месяца назад +13

    Omg I’m crying laughing at the naming off businesses. I don’t know HOW you kept it straight. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @loklan1
    @loklan1 4 года назад +763

    "Your wife must be so proud of you"
    "How would you feel if someone stole from your mom?"
    This wasn't just time wasting, he broke that guy down.

    • @askalwaysquestions4620
      @askalwaysquestions4620 4 года назад +14

      Yeah exactly ,,at least hes framing them and people can laugh and learn how this scums steal from people

    • @Lurkins
      @Lurkins 4 года назад +8

      @Andrew Kuiper Yeah, keeps You wondering why he picks up such a job. Is he forced to do it or he does not have any morality in him

    • @MohammadHossainMD
      @MohammadHossainMD 4 года назад +6

      @@Lurkins One thing is this is their job so they r pretty desperate to fraud people. secondly this guys are very low iq. only thing they probably learned in life is how to swear & amount of computer skill to do fraudulent business

    • @MohammadHossainMD
      @MohammadHossainMD 4 года назад +9

      But that silence after "How would you feel if someone stole from your mom?" was for real touch some nerve though. at least i wish it does

    • @ashwinrajashekar
      @ashwinrajashekar 4 года назад +1

      what's the timestamp on this?

  • @Babziboo
    @Babziboo Год назад +826

    If I had a dollar for every time the scammer uttered a frustrated "Madam" through Kit's blissful soliloquy of ramblings, I'd have a a lot of dollars. 🤣

    • @okay-oliver
      @okay-oliver Год назад +27

      if someone would count every single "madam" from the entire 5h call, that would be LEGENDARY

    • @Vivo-cp2rb
      @Vivo-cp2rb Год назад +18

      you'd definetly had more dollars than the scammer LOL

    • @thecrippledone3325
      @thecrippledone3325 Год назад +6

      Thats interesting,are there any grocery stores around your house?

    • @beastinthesky6774
      @beastinthesky6774 Год назад +5

      I found myself chanting "Madam! Madam! Madam!" alongside him at a couple points.

    • @Ray-zh8os
      @Ray-zh8os Год назад +4

      Almost enough to afford the refund

  • @pauldeddens5349
    @pauldeddens5349 2 года назад +2795

    You know what we need?
    We need a fleet of you. An anti-call center full of computer literate, elderly impersonating, long hauling reverse con artists. Like a room of 20-50 of them. And have them call bomb scammer call centers, and waste _all_ of their time. See who can go the longest, who can get the most angry. Make it a game, make it a charity donation to scam victims.
    In a united front, you will make all of them question if they should even bother being in a call center.
    You can even have prop people to act as angry civilians, store clerks, sons and daughters, and get up and walk over and interrupt other people in calls to ask them for random bullshit.
    Its like an faux-elderly LAN party of justice.

    • @sylvianapalma958
      @sylvianapalma958 2 года назад +151

      That sounds like an awesome idea to me.

    • @Evan-hm7tz
      @Evan-hm7tz 2 года назад +101

      YES! Make it a game, who gets the angriest, who breaks down?
      Who even gets to the main part of the scam? *How long will they last?*

    • @pauldeddens5349
      @pauldeddens5349 2 года назад +86

      @@Evan-hm7tz This guy went on hours after his shift should have ended.
      It can be a very fun game. Category for angriest call, longest call, shortest call (unintentionally atleast), biggest lie. Keep running until everyone in the call center gives up. Then do another stream a week or so later bombing another center. Do this for years until every call center shuts down due to crank granny LAN parties.

    • @Galaxy82_
      @Galaxy82_ 2 года назад +27

      This aged well

    • @pauldeddens5349
      @pauldeddens5349 2 года назад +9

      @@Galaxy82_ Did he actually do this?

  • @rebeccap274
    @rebeccap274 Месяц назад +6

    I love how kit powers thru the story regardless of the screams of pain+frustration of the scammers

  • @demontamerbf18
    @demontamerbf18 4 года назад +2288

    I'm kinda getting addicted to these videos, listening to the scammer rage is hilarious

    • @KingDuken
      @KingDuken 4 года назад +53

      StevetheCollector18
      It’s sadistic but I enjoy their pain as well.

    • @raulssorban
      @raulssorban 4 года назад +50

      @@KingDuken I really feel it's only fair, they're doing more damage than we'd do laughing.

    • @rogerwhiting9310
      @rogerwhiting9310 4 года назад +5

      Me too

    • @roll400ex
      @roll400ex 4 года назад +10

      Welcome to the club lol

    • @jennifercody5270
      @jennifercody5270 4 года назад +14

      I watch them on my commute to and from work

  • @earthwormsally2075
    @earthwormsally2075 3 года назад +1232

    Haven't seen one scammer interrupt grandma's stories. She's too powerful

  • @zanniia7279
    @zanniia7279 3 года назад +2511

    I'm just baffled at how he can ramble while someone almost literally screams in his ears. He can even keep a somewhat consistent story AND voice going while he's doing it too

    • @Tinadixoononair
      @Tinadixoononair 3 года назад +30

      Yes he is amazing!!!!

    • @Timmering
      @Timmering 3 года назад +9

      Ikr so good!

    • @saarapollonen8138
      @saarapollonen8138 3 года назад +90

      Yeah his poor wife. Think about when they argue irl. He just rambles on while other one is screaming🤣

    • @llisamichele
      @llisamichele 3 года назад +12

      LOL. I KNOW, I KNOW, that's insane that he can do that LOL LOL 😂

    • @LunarEleven
      @LunarEleven 3 года назад +47

      "I KNOW EACH AND EVERYTHING!"
      "... Applebee's...
      Zumiez...
      ... Build-a Bear..." 🤣😂🤣
      How does he keep going?!

  • @ZOMB13NAT3R
    @ZOMB13NAT3R 8 месяцев назад +31

    Kit definitely should have said after the rambling "sir can you stop talking and let me talk ive not been able to say anything for a long time " that would have cracked me up

  • @ricarleite
    @ricarleite 4 года назад +719

    9:23 - "Look at this,Susie, look out this window. Everything you see, everything you see out there is yours. If... if you become the President of the United States of America. Which is extremely unlikely."
    I was in TEARS

    • @thebeetalls
      @thebeetalls 4 года назад +2

      It's so unlikely, it's never happened!

    • @seanc3334
      @seanc3334 4 года назад +4

      This bit made me cry at 4 am loooool

    • @lordsulaco5009
      @lordsulaco5009 4 года назад +5

      I was expecting a Lion King reference, but where he went was way better!

    • @cortneyrens
      @cortneyrens 4 года назад +3

      This was probably my all time favorite Edna line of all time!! I burst out laughing

  • @sveveroni
    @sveveroni 2 года назад +1724

    5 hours of your hard work means 5 hours of grandmas are safe from this scammer. This is awesome. Best stuff I've seen, and your acting is just phenomenal.

  • @ThePsychoPearl__
    @ThePsychoPearl__ 4 года назад +1522

    I love it when he just speaks over the scammer and not stopping for like 5 minutes straight ☠️😂😭😂😂

    • @Kusunoky
      @Kusunoky 4 года назад +10

      True 😅🤣😂 the story that he makes to like wtf hahaha

    • @Nicey_143
      @Nicey_143 4 года назад +2

      ThePsychoPearl__ 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @paulzuber6916
      @paulzuber6916 4 года назад +4

      Egg Salad Sandwiches

    • @hothstorm
      @hothstorm 4 года назад +4

      @@paulzuber6916 WHO EVEN EATS THOSE

    • @jellybeanjustin82
      @jellybeanjustin82 4 года назад +12

      "MADAM. MADAM. MADAM. M A D A M. *speaks in hindi for a few seconds * M A D A M--"

  • @paulthepotato9311
    @paulthepotato9311 5 месяцев назад +27

    "How on God green luscious flat earth did you do that?"
    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @elena5888
    @elena5888 4 года назад +1185

    “I bet your parents are so proud”
    I love this kind of psychological guilt tripping

    • @inammullah3165
      @inammullah3165 4 года назад +40

      Those people are in India and I speck there language they was angry and cursing to his mother

    • @yammmit
      @yammmit 4 года назад +3

      Inamm Ullah English please

    • @baconboy3864
      @baconboy3864 4 года назад +19

      @@yammmit He said, those people are speaking their native language, they were cursing their mother in their native language.

    • @yammmit
      @yammmit 4 года назад +4

      bacon boy holy shit, normally I can understand poor English on an extreme scale but even that gibberish went over my head.

    • @baconboy3864
      @baconboy3864 4 года назад +63

      @@yammmit Let's not be too harsh, learning new languages is really hard, from experiences.

  • @justanotherhuman1239
    @justanotherhuman1239 Год назад +663

    That anger; "That money belongs to ME!"
    What a pig! I've never been so delighted to see someone get served by an absolute legend!

    • @5crb30
      @5crb30 11 месяцев назад +9

      KITBOGA IS THE MAN

    • @iloiuse5608
      @iloiuse5608 10 месяцев назад +1

      the cat ate me

    • @Spider-Geek916
      @Spider-Geek916 9 месяцев назад +13

      The sheer entitlement some of them have is utterly revolting. If you had any sympathy for them before, listening to them refer to a potential victim's money as theirs will put an end to that.

    • @soiledflapjacks1938
      @soiledflapjacks1938 9 месяцев назад +11

      They really give themselves away when they say “it belongs to *ME”,* instead of something like “it belongs to the company” or “it belongs to us”.

    • @naterksmr
      @naterksmr 8 месяцев назад +3

      Give him a break. There's a reason they call his home "Brokeland"

  • @MrRedolive
    @MrRedolive 4 года назад +1438

    I wonder if these scammers ever watch these vids like “haha he got you good Raj” lmao

    • @popsiclepop3815
      @popsiclepop3815 4 года назад +162

      Funny enough there are some scammers who know of him, he got called out once on stream, was oretty funny.

    • @CloverHunting
      @CloverHunting 4 года назад +53

      I would pay to see a reaction video

    • @geewiz1804
      @geewiz1804 4 года назад +18

      crab 122 do you know what video that is? I need to see that lol

    • @555starangel_
      @555starangel_ 4 года назад +5

      @@popsiclepop3815 Fuck, I don't really watch his streams :(
      Would you mind briefly explaining what happened?

    • @atyra4506
      @atyra4506 4 года назад +89

      hera. Some scammer he was talking with called Kitboga by his name and said he knew what was going on and had seen his videos. The scammer asked for Kitboga to just admit it and talk to him, but he just played dumb and didn’t give him the satisfaction.

  • @jhuff692
    @jhuff692 5 месяцев назад +12

    Yooo when I heard the part about Brooklyn, Golden gate Bridge and O'Hare I freaking lost it 😂😂😂

  • @dzonbrodi514
    @dzonbrodi514 4 года назад +1161

    When "she" is praising him for being so kind and says how proud his whole family must be of him, he goes really quiet :)

    • @Jaylio
      @Jaylio 4 года назад +8

      Timestamp?

    • @dzonbrodi514
      @dzonbrodi514 4 года назад +123

      @@Jaylio the fake old lady starts talking about it around about 34 minutes in, and he tries to interrupt a few times and then he gives up and lets her talk about how proud his parents must be and doesn't interrupt her at all for a bit. Then he says "Yes, madam, thank you for that" and tries to steer her back to the business of getting scammed. Then "she" gets a bit more direct, talking about how horrible scammers are and asks him "what kind of person does that, how would you feel if someone did that to your mother?" and he is silent again for a bit.
      I don't think he feels genuinely guilty even for a moment, just a weird mix of annoyed shame and awkwardness and determination that she isn't going to get away with making him feel bad, he is going to get the money from her.
      If he was able to feel genuinely guilty, he wouldn't be doing this shitty sort of work.

    • @ProUzer
      @ProUzer 4 года назад +13

      @@Jaylio 35:40

    • @AltairEgo1
      @AltairEgo1 4 года назад +57

      I think SOME people have the capacity to feel guilty for what they're doing, and are going through with it out of desperation. But I imagine most just don't give a fuck and treat it like any other job.

    • @zarrowthehorse
      @zarrowthehorse 4 года назад +11

      @@dzonbrodi514 I feel like he knew something was up but decided to try to go through with the scam anyway

  • @greighpa3381
    @greighpa3381 5 лет назад +711

    Edna: says anything or even breathes
    Scammer: *MADAM*

  • @huntere2205
    @huntere2205 4 года назад +1074

    "MADAM MADAM LISTEN TO ME MADAM MADAM" *Continues rambling on about becoming president and a table made out of trash cans and puppets shows*

    • @whitty0606861
      @whitty0606861 4 года назад +15

      This was a very funny part, I laughed so hard 😂

    • @krispybakon6246
      @krispybakon6246 3 года назад +4

      @Harkeen15 9:22

    • @charuan12
      @charuan12 3 года назад +8

      He's pretty good at improvising. Like Godly good

    • @Senya19
      @Senya19 3 года назад +5

      Isn’t the start even a Lion King reference? 🤣

    • @asawarai
      @asawarai 3 года назад +3

      @@Senya19 yep lmfao I died when he did it

  • @secretguyoz2
    @secretguyoz2 3 месяца назад +7

    Holy shit mate, this is a real talent. Not only the outstanding computer skills but your ability to remain perfectly in character. 😅

    • @secretguyoz2
      @secretguyoz2 3 месяца назад

      Spent the whole time smiling 😅

  • @gk8141
    @gk8141 4 года назад +1526

    The only thing missing from this video is a “madam counter”. Hilarious.

    • @norka5185
      @norka5185 4 года назад +20

      I'd /love/ a madam counter!

    • @JHJHJHJHJH
      @JHJHJHJHJH 4 года назад +17

      I was going to say that myself after I read a few comments.
      A "madam" counter would just finish this although it's already fantastic.

    • @hpw6801
      @hpw6801 4 года назад +25

      I declare drinking game. Who needs brain cells?

    • @shauryae478
      @shauryae478 4 года назад +6

      R.I.P. Video Editor if they had done that 😂

    • @gk8141
      @gk8141 4 года назад +1

      HP W I think you’ve had enough, madam.

  • @Melhimri
    @Melhimri 4 года назад +799

    Kidboga: *talks for 5 minutes straight*
    Scammer: please listen.
    Kitboga: I've been listening the whole time.

    • @breetoldyouso
      @breetoldyouso 4 года назад +20

      that one made me fuckin lose it

    • @noeleen5250
      @noeleen5250 4 года назад +3

      Hysterical....

    • @elliesteller499
      @elliesteller499 4 года назад +2

      Lol same lost my shit when he said that 😂

    • @bsnowden11
      @bsnowden11 4 года назад +1

      😂😂😂😂

    • @xnafu
      @xnafu 4 года назад

      where

  • @ianchui
    @ianchui 4 года назад +636

    I heard the word madam today more than I've ever had in my 20 years of living

  • @jacquelinegrayden4706
    @jacquelinegrayden4706 6 месяцев назад +20

    Love when thet think they are almost there, and he takes them for another ride.

  • @masterplusmargarita
    @masterplusmargarita 4 года назад +593

    "What on God's green... luscious... FLAT Earth..." is an underappreciated line.

    • @dhr1211
      @dhr1211 4 года назад +2

      Very. It had me 😂😂😂

    • @kel9037
      @kel9037 4 года назад +3

      I love it.

    • @elperronimo
      @elperronimo 4 года назад +4

      I nearly died when he said that

  • @Sazandora123
    @Sazandora123 Год назад +669

    The way the scammer just keeps calling the grandmother all these cutesy, endearing names like "honey" or "love" make my skin crawl.

  • @blakexi3731
    @blakexi3731 3 года назад +1500

    Everyone with an acting degree but can't find work... there needs to be a literal temp job where they can harass scammers in between acting gigs.

    • @platinumpineapple9943
      @platinumpineapple9943 3 года назад +26

      its never gonna end and yes if they get a youtube channel and make content then sure

    • @draydengee9060
      @draydengee9060 3 года назад +37

      @@platinumpineapple9943 It can end if enough people start wasting their time and stress the scammers out enough that they kill themselves, I think that would be the best result after the millions of elderly people nearing death who's life they ruin everyday. Not to mention if India was a functional country they would arrest these people instead of taking bribes.

    • @uncreativeusername7252
      @uncreativeusername7252 3 года назад +22

      @@draydengee9060 ok these scammers are pretty scum but to tell them to kill themselves is a little too much, dont you think?

    • @jasminejones9937
      @jasminejones9937 3 года назад +3

      @@draydengee9060 Well said 👍

    • @aquatanlin
      @aquatanlin 3 года назад

      @@platinumpineapple9943 and

  • @tochi272
    @tochi272 5 месяцев назад +15

    I hate how mad these scammers get when you dont cooporate like bro you're robbing me!!

    • @Hislittlesecret
      @Hislittlesecret 4 месяца назад

      Exactly 💯 freaking idiots. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Midg-td3ty
    @Midg-td3ty 5 лет назад +740

    Put 1.5 Million on your fake Account. I want to see if they change their scamming amount.

    • @XtremeConditions
      @XtremeConditions 5 лет назад +77

      Oh my god dude, that's gonna' be gold. Their eyes are going to light up when they think they can fuck some old woman out of a huge sum of money! Only to have it ripped away! XD

    • @taliat1971
      @taliat1971 5 лет назад +9

      Ugh this would be great.

    • @oneeyedking7465
      @oneeyedking7465 5 лет назад +5

      Please this.

    • @Woe937
      @Woe937 5 лет назад +90

      "I need you to go to Target and purchase 400 gift cards for the amount of $500 each."

    • @franciscodiaz6197
      @franciscodiaz6197 5 лет назад +1

      Gold! Please do.

  • @Argumemnon
    @Argumemnon 4 года назад +617

    "It's MY money!"
    The entitlement of these thieves.

    • @JerryDLTN
      @JerryDLTN 4 года назад +38

      I used to mess with them all the time and now I just say "Do you want to bet who's going to hang up first?"

    • @fhialsdhkt43tg72
      @fhialsdhkt43tg72 3 года назад

      @@JerryDLTN Where do you meet them? I reckon it might be pretty fun, especially with the bet :P

    • @Lexilove2016
      @Lexilove2016 3 года назад

      @@fhialsdhkt43tg72 there's a subreddit called r/scamnumbers, and sometimes you just get lucky and they call you.

  • @RarelyTrollingGames
    @RarelyTrollingGames 4 года назад +780

    What if you pretended to crash on the way back from the store?
    Scammer- "Do your legs work? Can you crawl back to your PC?"

    • @Xylophone551
      @Xylophone551 4 года назад +10

      😂😂😂

    • @tuffzomboiidj4568
      @tuffzomboiidj4568 4 года назад +10

      That's an good idea I hope he does this lol

    • @thephantomeagle2
      @thephantomeagle2 4 года назад +22

      I had the same exact thought as he was coming up to that bridge. He could have Dixie in the car screaming. "WATCH OUT FOR THE DEER: Then Edna would scream as the car crashed into the bridge abutment.
      I'm sure that the scammer would in fact insist that she walk, or have Dixie scratch the cars. Then you could have the sound of police cars coming, and am ambulance, with a different siren, and fire trucks. Have half a dozen sirens.

    • @FALCORTON
      @FALCORTON 4 года назад +9

      @@thephantomeagle2 yeah just blast his ears with obnoxious sirens

    • @abpanda1596
      @abpanda1596 4 года назад +8

      He's done it before on stream. Pretend he had an accident and made car crash noises. Epic stuff.

  • @honeybeeblues_
    @honeybeeblues_ 6 месяцев назад +24

    i think my favorite part about these videos is when kitboga is just rambling on about nothing and the scammer just makes random noises 💀

  • @SummeRain783
    @SummeRain783 4 года назад +942

    Legend has it scammer is still saying: “MAAAAAAADAMM!”

  • @nameofthename
    @nameofthename 4 года назад +3065

    him, 3 minutes in: _heehee_
    him, 30 minutes in: MADAM. MADAM.

  • @yourwelcome8650
    @yourwelcome8650 5 лет назад +799

    His silence when you talk about how proud his parents must be. 👌

    • @AlphaQHard
      @AlphaQHard 5 лет назад +105

      You think he gave a shit? He was just waiting for his turn to speak. Theyre sociopathic trash

    • @yourwelcome8650
      @yourwelcome8650 5 лет назад +139

      @@AlphaQHard Was still quite a long silence. It's not hard to snap back to the script but I like to think that he at least had an involuntary moment of shame or self doubt. That would damage his ego.

    • @yourwelcome8650
      @yourwelcome8650 5 лет назад +22

      @Michael Kevin Millet hopefully! There's usually a point in someone's life when they want to change. They just have to want it for themselves. It doesn't hurt to help them along though. It'd be cool if this were the moment he was finally like man I need to do something else.

    • @kaleburke3600
      @kaleburke3600 5 лет назад +26

      Honestly, I felt that silence. He genuinely sounded cut down after that for a while until he tries his hardest to get back on script. I believe Kitboga actually cut pretty deep there.

    • @helyce5303
      @helyce5303 5 лет назад +12

      Honestly i feel bad cause people are really struggling in India and struggle to support thier family to where they are willing to do things they otherwise wouldn't.

  • @raar650
    @raar650 5 месяцев назад +34

    "I'll call you tomorrow, that way we both get some sleep." 🤣

  • @nick1f
    @nick1f 3 года назад +1446

    I love the story with the little girl being asked to become the president of the US in order to inherit the metal desk made out of trash cans :)

    • @Ace-tb3kr
      @Ace-tb3kr 3 года назад +85

      Nonono if she didn't become president she got the desk but if she did then everything as far as she could see would be hers which I think was a lion king reference

    • @VileMr.Grinch
      @VileMr.Grinch 3 года назад +51

      @@Ace-tb3kr As soon as he said that lion king quote I fucking lost it.

    • @Ace-tb3kr
      @Ace-tb3kr 3 года назад +12

      @@VileMr.Grinch so that was a lion king quote then I wasn't sure if I was just an idiot or something

    • @kestrels-in-the-sky
      @kestrels-in-the-sky 3 года назад +8

      I preferred the flat earth reference

    • @janlynnsimpson4300
      @janlynnsimpson4300 3 года назад +4

      He musta added an egg n mayo to that coffee he is eating....js

  • @barclinxox
    @barclinxox 4 года назад +659

    "i'm not gonna lie to you honey, you are probably gonna lose your job"
    That bit had me dying

    • @breakaway7017
      @breakaway7017 4 года назад +2

      barclinxox I lost i when “she” started to look for the undo code

    • @ЧистоеНебо-ш2ц
      @ЧистоеНебо-ш2ц 4 года назад +1

      Would you even call that a job?

    • @catmeurig
      @catmeurig 4 года назад

      Got me hard too, laughed so hard my cat was startled!

  • @beezlebub3955
    @beezlebub3955 3 года назад +3129

    You have such a good skill, interrupting these scammers at just the right moments to piss them off by totally DOMINATING the conversation, this is a fantastic example of all your skill Bogie

    • @KitKatSukiKat
      @KitKatSukiKat 3 года назад +17

      Love it; absolutely brilliant!

    • @leightonpetty4817
      @leightonpetty4817 3 года назад +62

      This right here is what Kitboga excels at. These scammers’ bread and butter is their ability to entirely control and dominate the conversation through yelling and bullying towards their (typically elderly) victims. They’re not used to someone who just… won’t… shut… UP

    • @sharonbrown6595
      @sharonbrown6595 3 года назад +7

      Love it a lot

    • @sipseedipdee6237
      @sipseedipdee6237 3 года назад +4

      @@sharonbrown6595 o

    • @sipseedipdee6237
      @sipseedipdee6237 3 года назад +4

      Komkkko

  • @seriesly3929
    @seriesly3929 5 месяцев назад +7

    everything in the video is just fucking hilarious. the wig. the unhinged stories. all the deliberate misunderstandings. "20 uses for urine" as saved bookmark. him barely able to hold in his laughter at times that it bleeds into his voice. all of it is just fantastic. can't wait to go through all the other videos.

  • @CoiShan
    @CoiShan 5 лет назад +765

    Am I the only one upset that the scammer didn’t let nana finish her story about egg salad sandwiches 🥪???🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @merncat75
      @merncat75 4 года назад +1

      HA!

    • @CoiShan
      @CoiShan 4 года назад +8

      Bob Jones 11:30-11:48

    • @chronicles2613
      @chronicles2613 4 года назад +6

      @@CoiShan thank you so much next time im feeling down i have a timestamp straight to Joy

    • @Squirrelconga
      @Squirrelconga 4 года назад +1

      Deeeelicious!

    • @Noworries-w5c
      @Noworries-w5c 4 года назад +6

      Scammer are defenseless against the long rambling stories. It is their kryptonite😂🤣🤛

  • @austinschlemmer5285
    @austinschlemmer5285 3 года назад +740

    I’m really happy that he wasted 5 hours of this assholes time. My grandma got tricked like this once, thank god she didn’t give them any money or info, but apparently they told her that the cops where coming for her and she gave me a call to come pick her up cause the cops where coming for her. My grandma was about to run from the cops!🤣🤣

    • @thx4chrckingin
      @thx4chrckingin 3 года назад +56

      Your grandmother is a boss! :D

    • @egb6322
      @egb6322 3 года назад +23

      Smart granny 👵

    • @Mari-ud7oq
      @Mari-ud7oq 3 года назад +13

      I’m sorry that happened to you

    • @thebrokenmask8304
      @thebrokenmask8304 3 года назад +18

      They try to do this do my dad (he 68) during tax seasons pretty much every years. Thing is I was there this time and made them waste about 15 mins to then tell them of freaking pathetics they are to try to do a living scamming (usually) older peoples who easily get cought. They just hanged up seconds after I started to give him crap. I dont have the patience or the skills to do it on kit level tbh.

    • @Mari-ud7oq
      @Mari-ud7oq 3 года назад +8

      @@thebrokenmask8304 good you were there tho😊

  • @aslambatcha5683
    @aslambatcha5683 3 года назад +1247

    These RUclipsrs are making money out of Scammers & I love it

    • @lunamoon4880
      @lunamoon4880 3 года назад +28

      They just waste time 😭😭 cops do nothing against them american or indian.

    • @cerisanders1174
      @cerisanders1174 3 года назад +25

      I say its defo worth it for shits and giggles

    • @sisiscastle3573
      @sisiscastle3573 3 года назад +9

      Some irony taste just like Karma... and we know how sweet that can be👌🏾

    • @urokim
      @urokim 3 года назад +4

      these 2 guys are laughing at the viewers, not a real scam. Check their other skits

    • @TristanSpeno
      @TristanSpeno 3 года назад +2

      @@urokim I think you are lacking critical information

  • @KaysNewGroove
    @KaysNewGroove 5 месяцев назад +13

    "C like Charlie". I would have just kept messing around there. "Did you say B like Barley? No? G like Gnarly? P like Parsley? D like Darkly?"

  • @linus6718
    @linus6718 4 года назад +645

    The way he says "MAAADAAAAAAM" kills me

    • @cremebrulee4759
      @cremebrulee4759 4 года назад +7

      Over and over and over!😜

    • @Kayshots
      @Kayshots 4 года назад +3

      U alive?

    • @user-zq1lb3lx4m
      @user-zq1lb3lx4m 4 года назад +11

      @@Kayshots hey this is a friend of Linus. He's actually dead. If you want to contribute for his funeral, you can do so with Target gift cards madam.

    • @Kayshots
      @Kayshots 4 года назад

      gurdeep chahal lel

    • @TastesLikePanda
      @TastesLikePanda 4 года назад +2

      Madam Madam! The scammer is definitely a JoJo fan

  • @mohammadmoaddi2268
    @mohammadmoaddi2268 4 года назад +1878

    I like how you waste their time but yours is actually not wasted you are growing a RUclips channel.

  • @theow4241
    @theow4241 3 года назад +767

    I didn't know the word "madam" could have so many different emotions in it.

    • @CES-dh4ut
      @CES-dh4ut 3 года назад +13

      Haha yeah, but it's kinda annoying how often he says it

    • @knightnight2691
      @knightnight2691 3 года назад +2

      Every word can

    • @dia.trip1
      @dia.trip1 3 года назад

      meisner’s repetitions 😂

    • @rhysbaker2595
      @rhysbaker2595 3 года назад +2

      @@aislingsibeallyons3416 "oh, I'm sorry Your Majesty" it's just like that

    • @rhysbaker2595
      @rhysbaker2595 3 года назад +1

      Can we get a "right" count?