Scammers vs Goose Game Virus

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  • Опубликовано: 8 июн 2020
  • I wanted to see what would happen when scammers were faced with fixing a goofy virus based on the untitled goose game. It certainly made for some pretty ridiculous situations. Watch the next call live: goo.gl/uhpWGT
    Full Call........ / 563091484
    Patreon........ / kitboga
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    Reddit........... / kitboga
    Edited By...... / truedits
    Goose Virus: samperson.itch.io/desktop-goose
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  • @sampleee
    @sampleee 4 года назад +8491

    This call is just a ton of grown men making goose noises at each other

  • @trav662
    @trav662 2 года назад +7115

    The way he just so gently eases them into these crazy predicaments is outstanding. Imagine being a scammer and finding yourself competing another scammer in a rap battle that's being hosted by a senior woman, and not questioning it.

    • @XRPDEV
      @XRPDEV 2 года назад +339

      The rap battle killed me. Couldn't stop laughing

    • @JeepnHeel
      @JeepnHeel 2 года назад +453

      My favorite part is imagining the people around them only hearing their half of the call.

    • @TR_GRIM
      @TR_GRIM 2 года назад +59

      @@JeepnHeel Thats all i try to do is imagine

    • @sunbleachedangel
      @sunbleachedangel 2 года назад +27

      @@JeepnHeel sometimes a third

    • @goodvibes3939
      @goodvibes3939 2 года назад +2

      Lol

  • @JoshFloor
    @JoshFloor Год назад +468

    "Is this goose a feature or a bug?"
    It's not a bug it's a goose

  • @flamegator3251
    @flamegator3251 Год назад +446

    "Just shut up! let miss marge rap!"
    My favorite scammer quote

    • @throwaway5511
      @throwaway5511 Год назад +24

      My question is when he went from being Anita to being Marge lmfaoo
      I'm guessing it's the full name Anita Marge but I like the the thought that he just told both of them different names for shits and gigs

    • @TheDeafPrinceGaming
      @TheDeafPrinceGaming Год назад +9

      He ain’t lying, Marge had bars.

  • @jacobbradshaw995
    @jacobbradshaw995 3 года назад +5333

    Now _That's_ how you send a scammer on a wild goose chase.

  • @hedgeearthridge6807
    @hedgeearthridge6807 3 года назад +7483

    The scammers accusing each other of being scammers is so ironic. I keep thinking of the 2 pointing spidermans meme LOL

    • @BiologyIsHot
      @BiologyIsHot 3 года назад +111

      I'm so confused did he like invite a second or was that part of the con? Maybe I missed him it happened. What a weird call. Went from goose virus to a rolex bidding war??

    • @Minimoz
      @Minimoz 3 года назад +23

      They do it so when people intervene normally it seems less believable I think.

    • @azadali8609
      @azadali8609 3 года назад +2

      yeah but its much worse.

    • @MrMason30127
      @MrMason30127 3 года назад +1

      Lol

    • @GreenscraftMC
      @GreenscraftMC 3 года назад +1

      LOLLL

  • @honestly_7724
    @honestly_7724 2 года назад +900

    Scammer: "Is there anyone else who is with you on this phone call?"
    Kit: "Oh, no one else is on this phone call, that can talk anyway."
    Lmao, I love that shoutout to the fans.

    • @rubensoeteman
      @rubensoeteman 2 года назад +69

      That about 7000 people probably were the amount of people watching stream.. Amazing.

    • @TheCatVtuber
      @TheCatVtuber Год назад +32

      For the scammers, or with anyone without contexts, it just might mean the person's pets or something. And it's brilliant.

    • @joshyoung1440
      @joshyoung1440 Год назад +11

      @@rubensoeteman well yeah, he was just answering the scammer's question honestly

    • @robonator2945
      @robonator2945 Год назад +13

      @@TheCatVtuber that's a much more charitable interpretation. If I heard that I'd probably ask who the hell they had gagged in the basement.

    • @SketchUT
      @SketchUT Год назад +4

      @@TheCatVtuber he said there are 7k people which means he has 7k pets-

  • @RATGUTZZ
    @RATGUTZZ 2 года назад +869

    24:23 Ash's honk is absolutley horrendus I cannot imagine what his coworkers could be thinking

    • @winnetou5664
      @winnetou5664 2 года назад +131

      Kitboga: Okay now Ash, you make a honk
      Ash: *1920s car horn*

    • @lav-kitty
      @lav-kitty 2 года назад +189

      *_"ehaAæUGh"_*

    • @martinszymanski2607
      @martinszymanski2607 2 года назад +42

      @@lav-kitty thank you for that reply holy shit

    • @roccoon9892
      @roccoon9892 Год назад +51

      I was literally eating and when he made that sound the food came out of my nose! Now my nose hurt from the rice coming out of it, and my jaw hurts from laughing too much.

    • @M4rk58
      @M4rk58 Год назад +7

      @@winnetou5664 This is so accurate I can't LMAO

  • @spookspook2919
    @spookspook2919 4 года назад +5776

    I can’t believe the situation is so nonsensical that even the scammers are laughing at how goofy everything is

    • @Gwydda
      @Gwydda 3 года назад +355

      You mean "goosey".

    • @theendofeverything7366
      @theendofeverything7366 3 года назад +39

      @@Gwydda ..........

    • @leslie7152
      @leslie7152 3 года назад +172

      dylan vines i doubt it because it honestly isn’t that hard to find scammers to prank.

    • @spookspook2919
      @spookspook2919 3 года назад +146

      @@MrBubbs01 where is your proof to this little conspiracy

    • @spookspook2919
      @spookspook2919 3 года назад +88

      @@MrBubbs01 and also come on man it cant he wouldnt go through all that trouble especially since honestly not all his videos are that thrilling or interesting

  • @feuersturm36
    @feuersturm36 3 года назад +4214

    I like how 'Ash' decided the best way to scam was to befriend the weird goose lady and make honking sounds lol

    • @Corninthesky
      @Corninthesky 2 года назад +355

      Honestly, an unintended consequence of these videos is that the scammers become almost endearing. Then I remember who they are and it goes away lol

    • @supersonic0003
      @supersonic0003 2 года назад +152

      @@Corninthesky I think they feel the same about them... just look how he snapped back to protocol.
      makes me hope that at least some will feel remorse at night for what the didd so far.

    • @aspenisthebest
      @aspenisthebest 2 года назад +139

      @@supersonic0003 i feel like some of them like that aren't really bad people just caught up in a terrible situation that they don't know how to get out of.

    • @theKongston
      @theKongston 2 года назад +21

      Ash Ketchum from pallet town

    • @enderslayer4352
      @enderslayer4352 2 года назад +31

      @@aspenisthebest either way, they're still doing fucked up shit

  • @techmouse.
    @techmouse. 2 года назад +2694

    It's like you're in the middle of getting mugged, and another mugger comes along to out-mug them.
    Then an emergency break dancing competition takes place to determine who will win the right to mug you, and you're the judge.

    • @kotakotik22
      @kotakotik22 2 года назад +91

      I love RUclips

    • @harperlane3936
      @harperlane3936 2 года назад +68

      Comments like this only come by once a year. This is gold 🤣thank you

    • @mazsroy9
      @mazsroy9 2 года назад +15

      Love your comment. Priceless.

    • @michaelstone7626
      @michaelstone7626 2 года назад

      Omgee

    • @rainstorm_jo
      @rainstorm_jo 2 года назад +14

      @@harperlane3936 YES, agree, gotta love these gems... these nuggets of spells, wisdoms, truths... a little tickle from the Universe...

  • @MyNycgirl
    @MyNycgirl 2 года назад +968

    I love how Kitoga is always able to put himself in the position of puppet master and can get scammers to behave in the most inane way. The goose honking contest and rapping was hilarious,

    • @ThemightyTho
      @ThemightyTho 2 года назад +16

      It's a shame they aren't good at rapping

    • @EmilParkour
      @EmilParkour 7 месяцев назад +1

      Money motivation

  • @cathylee1832
    @cathylee1832 3 года назад +3011

    "This computer, is it for your personal use only? Or is it for your office use?"
    "Right? Right. Exactly. It is my computer."
    Actual customer service interaction.

    • @anahongow5801
      @anahongow5801 3 года назад +112

      painfully accurate

    • @ihanakaunotar2741
      @ihanakaunotar2741 3 года назад +64

      Not. Even. Kidding

    • @foolishdonut
      @foolishdonut 3 года назад +137

      Is this (blank) or (blank)
      "Yes."
      Is surprising common. (is what I'm learning )

    • @Doubel
      @Doubel 3 года назад +4

      1:36

    • @RS-fy9hb
      @RS-fy9hb 3 года назад +31

      @@foolishdonut It's annoyingly common 😂. Always happens whenever I try to ask someone to choose between two things, like was it this brand or that brand, and I just get a yeah, that's the one 😂.

  • @PurgeTrooper
    @PurgeTrooper 4 года назад +2974

    I like how they are accusing each other for “sending the goose”

  • @FreyaWarr
    @FreyaWarr 2 года назад +97

    The goose stealing the cursor is actually adorable 😂

  • @rebeccaberlin
    @rebeccaberlin 2 года назад +294

    Boga's honk is honestly impressive. I like imagining the hours of practice he put in to get to the top tier of honkers.

    • @ThemightyTho
      @ThemightyTho 2 года назад +18

      Hjonk

    • @renjithjoseph7135
      @renjithjoseph7135 Год назад +8

      I hear top tier honkers are genetic

    • @louiesatterwhite3885
      @louiesatterwhite3885 Год назад +4

      @@renjithjoseph7135 all honkers are top tier, so long as they are natural

    • @oOzephyrOo
      @oOzephyrOo 5 месяцев назад +2

      I think he's just naturally gifted at imitating everything :D (or should I say.. each and everything xD )

  • @ghostsem0000
    @ghostsem0000 3 года назад +2895

    The goose virus brings me a disproportionate amount of joy

    • @rozealkhatib1458
      @rozealkhatib1458 3 года назад +10

      Is it actually a virus or is it called like that

    • @lggprogames248
      @lggprogames248 3 года назад +8

      WAIT WHAT IS A VIRUS???

    • @dr.cheeze5382
      @dr.cheeze5382 3 года назад +58

      its not a virus, its an desktop app you can download

    • @zion6680
      @zion6680 3 года назад +16

      You're nuts, Geese are creatures of hell! Even the voice changer went demonic the further it went on xD

    • @MrMason30127
      @MrMason30127 3 года назад

      Lmao me to

  • @WumboIsARealWord
    @WumboIsARealWord 3 года назад +2006

    “It’s a goose and not a goat.”
    “In my technical language, it’s a goat.”

    • @userjames2009
      @userjames2009 3 года назад +129

      So he failed at the pre-school test of which barnyard animal is which.

    • @cantstandurbs876
      @cantstandurbs876 3 года назад +70

      @@userjames2009 Pretty bold to assume that these braindead scammers went to school to begin with.

    • @froniccruxis1049
      @froniccruxis1049 3 года назад +36

      I think he was saying code lol

    • @xDRAGONSHAGGERx
      @xDRAGONSHAGGERx 3 года назад +6

      I'm crying omg

    • @hayden6583
      @hayden6583 3 года назад +14

      That's how you know he's a professional

  • @LacesLawless
    @LacesLawless 2 года назад +453

    I want SO badly for one of the scammers to see his channel. Could you imagine having a 10 hour call with this dude and losing your shit, then seeing it on RUclips afterwards? God that would be so satisfying

    • @ssokolow
      @ssokolow 2 года назад +95

      No clue about these specific scammers, but I saw another channel where the scammer realized he was being played, asked if he was Kitboga and, when he said he wasn't, he lost interest... so at least some of them *do* watch these things.

    • @guardiansoulblade2673
      @guardiansoulblade2673 2 года назад +79

      @@ssokolow He's their boogieman, but I'm surprised they don't realize it's him when they hear the old lady filter, but then again, their phones might be crappy quality to not recognize it is a filter.

    • @yammmit
      @yammmit 10 месяцев назад +14

      @@guardiansoulblade267390% of old ladies probably sound exactly like this. yes it sounds a bit robotic because it’s coming to us through a high-quality mic but imagine it all the way across the planet and on one of their shitty little headsets

    • @Ripen3
      @Ripen3 2 месяца назад

      Still though, 7 out of 10 iq

  • @lightningbot85
    @lightningbot85 2 года назад +117

    scammer: "I would keep going
    Kitboga: "Wow, you monster"
    scammer: "what would you have done"
    Kitboga: "Oh I would have sped up"
    LMAOOOO

    • @metalcooore
      @metalcooore 3 месяца назад +2

      I thought the correct answer would be to honk at them

  • @zizzyb123
    @zizzyb123 4 года назад +1881

    im sorry but "mess with the honk, get the bonk" is the funniest thing i've ever heard

    • @joogiewatkins1519
      @joogiewatkins1519 3 года назад +12

      I know. I saw it on the internet and died.

    • @terminatedaccount5276
      @terminatedaccount5276 3 года назад +5

      @Sammy G that has me crying from laughing so hard 🤣🤣🤣🤣 good one

    • @Roboguy-xq8td
      @Roboguy-xq8td 3 года назад +1

      Lol right when i read ur comment he said it XD

    • @brandonhollowell1105
      @brandonhollowell1105 3 года назад +9

      Mess with the goose, get the noose

    • @Czerwony9999
      @Czerwony9999 3 года назад +3

      Agreed, i found shirt with this slogan and bought myself 2

  • @tbooth7201
    @tbooth7201 4 года назад +2776

    "The goose is taking my mouse." OMG I haven't laughed so hard.

    • @desther7975
      @desther7975 3 года назад +37

      Did you make it to the rap battle? That is as funny as it gets.

    • @moretome9529
      @moretome9529 3 года назад +5

      I died!

    • @cookiegamesfamily
      @cookiegamesfamily 3 года назад +4

      My favorite part! My kids loved the little goose too, lol

    • @rainbowchaser7703
      @rainbowchaser7703 3 года назад +8

      Can u give us a timestamp

    • @lobright4358
      @lobright4358 3 года назад +3

      😂😂 even the scammer was like heheheu

  • @Erin-ho9hj
    @Erin-ho9hj 2 года назад +59

    the fact that "how to download goose virus" was on his screen when he was making the sounds and the scammer didnt even notice ahaha

  • @pootissandvich7463
    @pootissandvich7463 2 года назад +256

    This is probably the funniest thing I've seen in a while. I can safely say I've never seen someone get scammers to make animal noises AND have a rap battle.

  • @JP-wx6uh
    @JP-wx6uh 3 года назад +1682

    I'm in tears laughing so hard while hearing them make goose sounds in order to have first dibs on ripping off an elderly lady.

    • @Blubableful
      @Blubableful 3 года назад +48

      What a time to be alive.

    • @siennaq5553
      @siennaq5553 3 года назад +9

      GoOsE

    • @natesmith3592
      @natesmith3592 3 года назад +16

      I'm right there with you, some of the best stuff I've seen in a while

    • @xDRAGONSHAGGERx
      @xDRAGONSHAGGERx 3 года назад +6

      The tears will fill a thousand oceans

    • @DEATHBYFIRE13
      @DEATHBYFIRE13 3 года назад +7

      It was a mistake watching this part with my mouth full of food

  • @bridgetrc9170
    @bridgetrc9170 3 года назад +4025

    OH MY GOD. HONKING BACK AND FORTH WITH THE SCAMMERS WHILE THEY ARGUED WAS HYSTERICAL.

    • @MrMason30127
      @MrMason30127 3 года назад +17

      Lmao

    • @ealep0314
      @ealep0314 3 года назад +20

      quack quack

    • @michaeloster383
      @michaeloster383 3 года назад +14

      I'm 10 months late and I'm absolutely loosing it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @worpd_gamer270
      @worpd_gamer270 3 года назад

      hahaha I was bustin up HAHAHAHA

    • @jesseallen3109
      @jesseallen3109 3 года назад +28

      ... i want to hear what the other's in the scammer call center thought about their "co-worker" suddenly honking and laughing.

  • @angelkaterose
    @angelkaterose 2 года назад +115

    I enjoy how you grind them down emotionally, turning them into desperate, begging, knots of frustration as they helplessly watch their goal moving further and further away from them, until it finally dawns on them that there's nothing left to hold onto, the gold was an illusion, and they've lost their precious time.

  •  2 года назад +143

    I find it so amazing that when we reach 23:20 and Kitboga has two scammers in a goose sound competition, and I think "well I guess they found out it's a troll call, right?", but no, the video has like 20 more minutes of content before they hang up.

    • @lancerwawszczak1548
      @lancerwawszczak1548 Год назад +9

      not only this, but after this video this same scammer called Kitboga again for another 16 hours. Kit made a series out of it lol

    • @IX_4
      @IX_4 9 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@lancerwawszczak1548Ash or Jordan

    • @lancerwawszczak1548
      @lancerwawszczak1548 9 месяцев назад +2

      @@IX_4 i dont even remember tbh this comment was like 6 months ago

  • @SHODAN_0
    @SHODAN_0 4 года назад +4716

    He's ascended to GOD TIER trolling at this point

  • @01kilik10
    @01kilik10 4 года назад +805

    "Ma'am, in my technical opinion, that goose is a goat". 🤣

  • @Mel.U
    @Mel.U Год назад +119

    At least the scammer has a gentle spirit that's calm and patient that doesn't cuss out or talk hateful to what he honestly perceives as an elderly woman

    • @MOORE4U2
      @MOORE4U2 8 месяцев назад +43

      Best customer service, 10/10 would be scammed again.

    • @stevejohnson6593
      @stevejohnson6593 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@MOORE4U2Hey, they have the best service staff. For what that's worth.

  • @RuhrRedArmy
    @RuhrRedArmy Год назад +70

    I know they're trying to scam her, but for the most part, this was surprisingly wholesome

  • @cryptidv
    @cryptidv 4 года назад +2837

    That's gotta be one of the cutest "viruses" I've ever seen.

    • @v4n-
      @v4n- 3 года назад +76

      LogedRBLX he put the quotes for a reason

    • @yagibug
      @yagibug 3 года назад +28

      Ikr😂😂 it's adorable

    • @lucasloremayo4226
      @lucasloremayo4226 3 года назад +42

      I’m officially getting this as a screen saver so I can look over at night and laugh

    • @AlexS-sc3gb
      @AlexS-sc3gb 3 года назад +36

      With a goose like that it's more like a screen destroyer!

    • @tirsden
      @tirsden 3 года назад +81

      CallMeKevin used this thing while playiing Call of Duty and the other players in the match couldn't tell if he was trolling or not. XD Mind you, when the goose takes your cursor, in-game it's stealing your crosshair.

  • @CeruleanSun
    @CeruleanSun 3 года назад +1836

    The only person in the world that can make a scammer forget what they were doing and genuinely ponder what to do if there were geese in the road. I AM DEAD 😂😂😂

    • @lunanyberg5271
      @lunanyberg5271 3 года назад +50

      I thought he was gonna say “honk” but that was probably the joke he just didn’t reveal it

    • @redcicadalincoln6848
      @redcicadalincoln6848 3 года назад +47

      Yea , haha! I did like how Ash was nice and calm while answering the "question. I have a feeling that Ash would be a nice person in real life if he wasn't scamming anyone.

    • @BeetleSmasher
      @BeetleSmasher 3 года назад +14

      If their were geese in the road I’d HONK at them

    • @Gr3nadgr3gory
      @Gr3nadgr3gory 3 года назад +7

      The only acceptable answer is to floor it. They are a hell of a lot smarter than deer. They will move.

    • @bright-_
      @bright-_ 3 года назад +15

      @@Gr3nadgr3gory no, they won't. I live in Canada, we have to stop for geese crossing all the time. They are some slow bastards.

  • @RuhrRedArmy
    @RuhrRedArmy Год назад +52

    Kit has somehow found two scammers who are both not abusive - incredible

  • @UrnEmpty
    @UrnEmpty 4 года назад +4760

    You should make your own "virus" that just undoes the common things scammers do, like refresh every few minutes so they can't edit the html

    • @alexandranicholas6310
      @alexandranicholas6310 4 года назад +407

      You can just edit the group policy in windows and disable things like that, disable run prompt, disable right click menus etc.

    • @MsEliteForever
      @MsEliteForever 4 года назад +42

      @@alexandranicholas6310 How

    • @who-the-fuckgivesafuck
      @who-the-fuckgivesafuck 4 года назад +198

      @@alexandranicholas6310 We are awaiting your wisdom

    • @peony4175
      @peony4175 4 года назад +149

      @@alexandranicholas6310 you think they're smart enough to do that? They follow a script, they struggling doing simple tasks without it.

    • @joshuanorris5860
      @joshuanorris5860 4 года назад +25

      @@peony4175 whoosh

  • @justinerickson7583
    @justinerickson7583 3 года назад +1535

    How did this go from "Get rid of the goose" to "who can get me a better price on a rolex"?

    • @Zingrzz
      @Zingrzz 3 года назад +94

      It went to a rap battle

    • @cooper0009
      @cooper0009 3 года назад +3

      😂fr tho😂

    • @creeperjo7
      @creeperjo7 2 года назад +1

      999 likes? *n o t a n y m o r e*

    • @InvalidUser_
      @InvalidUser_ 2 года назад

      Magic

  • @ralmslb
    @ralmslb 2 года назад +88

    I'm impressed that he was actually uninstalling stuff that looked suspicious xD

    • @spencergacker9553
      @spencergacker9553 Год назад +18

      The biggest brain scammer, he actually helps you for an overpriced amount.

    • @spencergacker9553
      @spencergacker9553 Год назад +15

      Sorry, I made a mistake, that's just my health insurance.

  • @baval5
    @baval5 Год назад +30

    I love that every time you get two hackers on the line they immediately try to sabotage each other.

  • @Clover_Tea
    @Clover_Tea 3 года назад +1475

    A honk contest, a Rolex bidding war, and a rap battle? This is fantastic

    • @anthonydeltoro5207
      @anthonydeltoro5207 3 года назад +11

      I know right loool

    • @key.key.937
      @key.key.937 3 года назад +11

      Yes this was stupidly fun to watch scamers trying to rap battle and honk and they couldnt even speak normal cuz they wherent english and spoke all at once, making a mess of honks and wierd, non-fitting words

    • @foolishdonut
      @foolishdonut 3 года назад +11

      I love how not once did they ask: why?

    • @shunderstock8080
      @shunderstock8080 2 года назад +2

      @@key.key.937 that's mostly because in different countries animals "sound" different. For example ducks in us make a "quack", but in russia they make a "krya", which you technically can hear both in how a duck sounds.

    • @BeckBeckGo
      @BeckBeckGo 2 года назад +3

      Even the trolley problem. Recast with geese and goats.

  • @9EricCN3
    @9EricCN3 4 года назад +1882

    "Okay, now Ash, you make a honk noise."
    *errrughhh*

  • @Starhound
    @Starhound Год назад +102

    This is my first time ever watching this channel. I'm confused, I've lost the plot, and I am laughing my ass off at the sheer WTFery of where this has gone in 30 minutes. This is art. Beautiful, confusing, art.

    • @mikev2116
      @mikev2116 Год назад +5

      LOFL I know! I watch this abt every 3 mos & it keeps delivering 🤣🤣

    • @brianedward6417
      @brianedward6417 Год назад

      👉🌽🤪

  • @zach_no_longer
    @zach_no_longer Год назад +17

    The funny thing is that these peoples willingness to go along with silly things while still trying to reach a goal would make them excellent at being REAL helpers for old people. If their “IT” thing wasnt a scam and if they weren’t horrible people they might actually have a job in this

  • @lilpink6192
    @lilpink6192 2 года назад +708

    32:58 "just shut up, let Ms ______ rap!"
    FUCK THAT GUY WAS SO INTO IT IM CRYINGDJSDHASHAHA

    • @strawberry7up
      @strawberry7up 2 года назад +20

      LMAOOO

    • @JeepnHeel
      @JeepnHeel 2 года назад +30

      Begging to be sampled

    • @munstify
      @munstify 2 года назад +17

      I lost my fucking mind at that. HAHAHAHAHA

    • @wills.1978
      @wills.1978 2 года назад +12

      literally the BEST part of the whole incredible call

    • @SAD_PEANUS
      @SAD_PEANUS 2 года назад

      @@JeepnHeel oh we didn't knew that.

  • @TattooedPink
    @TattooedPink 3 года назад +1999

    That thieving goose is the most ridiculously cute thing I've ever seen.
    Mess with the honk, you get the bonk.

  • @captain6915
    @captain6915 Год назад +21

    I like how the scammers were also laughing when honking

  • @vae8652
    @vae8652 Год назад +29

    Omg - honking, auctioning, and rapping?? This was too good.

  • @Akotski-ys9rr
    @Akotski-ys9rr 4 года назад +1555

    “Worldwide Webbed Wide Association of certified tech professionals”

    • @KermitFrazierdotcom
      @KermitFrazierdotcom 4 года назад +8

      You caught that too...

    • @MiaogisTeas
      @MiaogisTeas 4 года назад +9

      I love this callback

    • @SeenGod
      @SeenGod 4 года назад +73

      ah yes, the W.W.W.W.A.C.T.P. they do great work

    • @RainbowRagdoll
      @RainbowRagdoll 3 года назад +16

      There's a legend amongst the Tech Scammer world, a man from the Worldwide Webbed Wide Association of Certified Tech Professionals named Daniel that could scam an old woman successfully out of thousands of gift cards... Skeptics say he's just an elaborate prank done by a RUclipsr. But people that have experienced him first hand swear that he's real. Anyone that comes across him quivers in their headset.

  • @OxuStudio
    @OxuStudio 3 года назад +946

    "Just shut up, let Mrs. Marge rap!" -The superior scammer (2020)

  • @ChrisEcho
    @ChrisEcho Год назад +48

    This is the best vid yet. Getting two scammers to rap battle each other is peak entertainment.

  • @cruzeradj1773
    @cruzeradj1773 Год назад +20

    It feels so unusual to see the Scammer this calm at the beginning. So collected and relaxed.

    • @susabobus
      @susabobus 6 месяцев назад +3

      In the pool of scammers those two were sweet as hell like if they would even enjoy the competition and all this goofery

  • @DNAsGhostzHouze
    @DNAsGhostzHouze 3 года назад +1977

    It would be really funny if both these scammers were working in opposite corners of the same call center

    • @kirtil5177
      @kirtil5177 3 года назад +186

      "Hah finally the scammer left!"
      *his coworker comes up and unplugs his pc.*

    • @photobookmy2821
      @photobookmy2821 2 года назад +30

      @@kirtil5177 remind me of pewdiepie. "hah!! Got you b*tch"

    • @blazeandcyrus
      @blazeandcyrus 2 года назад +8

      we can only hope! That would be awesome

    • @DupeYeetman
      @DupeYeetman 2 года назад +6

      They'd never figure it out lmao
      🤣

    • @dr.shadox4927
      @dr.shadox4927 2 года назад +1

      yeah but you can recognize number , pretty sure they all have the same starting number or something like that.

  • @lthem3487
    @lthem3487 4 года назад +1270

    Just imagine what was the "atmosphere" in both call centers when guys started to honk 😂😂

    • @Wmoore1
      @Wmoore1 3 года назад +61

      They honestly aren't even like real people. They probably didn't even think anything of it, or just started resorting to elementary style bullying. I don't think these guys ever age past 13.

    • @davidfeder8153
      @davidfeder8153 3 года назад +21

      it was probably highly smoky and very depressing

    • @lindsey3038
      @lindsey3038 3 года назад +11

      I would pay money to watch that

    • @giantenemyrooster8095
      @giantenemyrooster8095 3 года назад +5

      lmaoo "atmosphere" is the technical term they use in pyramid schemes for group meetings

  • @msbrightside181
    @msbrightside181 2 года назад +33

    The little goose waddling off with the mouse got me nonstop giggling

    • @angelweengz
      @angelweengz 2 года назад +1

      I know omg! How can I get a goose widget lol

    • @ForgedinPrint
      @ForgedinPrint 10 месяцев назад

      ​@angelweengz if you haven't figured it out you can get it. My friend sent me one a while back, and to get rid of the goose it's esc key.
      Yes you can get dozens of then at once, and an army will break your pc.

    • @hollynightingale7975
      @hollynightingale7975 28 дней назад

      It’s so funny and I don’t know why 😂😂

  • @carnaciousG
    @carnaciousG Год назад +24

    Imagine a scammer doing prevention about scammers to help you not being scammed, and then doing goose noises to convince you he's the right choice...
    I can't stop laughing xD

  • @DAT-OFFICIAL
    @DAT-OFFICIAL 3 года назад +628

    24:18
    "Ok now Ash, you make a honk."
    "HEUGH HEUHHH"

    • @amanhayat3603
      @amanhayat3603 3 года назад +7

      LMAO

    • @Shlula69420
      @Shlula69420 3 года назад +2

      👌

    • @thekarnyx
      @thekarnyx 3 года назад +30

      Sounds like the scam center boss hasn't fed him for a month

    • @enec0
      @enec0 2 года назад +5

      i cant stop crying

  • @BenRangel
    @BenRangel 4 года назад +706

    24:12 this is the highlight
    Jordan opens strong but Ash counters with the sound of a dying goose being slowly crushed to death

    • @pawanyadav9854
      @pawanyadav9854 3 года назад +28

      I choked at that point laughing

    • @_.ish.lee._
      @_.ish.lee._ 3 года назад +6

      Thank you for this timestamp XD it's precious

    • @Sokun56
      @Sokun56 3 года назад +3

      A C C U R A T E

    • @Brooque613
      @Brooque613 3 года назад +1

      Really? I thought the rap battle was pretty genius 😂

    • @mooneko_0073
      @mooneko_0073 3 года назад +7

      🤣🤣🤣🤣 I cant believe he made the spammers do honk noises lmao

  • @jrae259
    @jrae259 Год назад +7

    what's the point of living if I don't have a goose stealing my curser

  • @dmcresins
    @dmcresins 2 года назад +23

    Only kitboga can get two scammers honking at each other like geese.

  • @Gouneas
    @Gouneas 4 года назад +1029

    The people in the office with those scammers must have been so confused

    • @wintergray1221
      @wintergray1221 3 года назад +1

      @Sammy G badump-pshh

    • @NovaRanger007
      @NovaRanger007 3 года назад

      ​@Sammy G ha ha, this can go in 'RareInsults' 🤣

    • @codyh2492
      @codyh2492 3 года назад +2

      *HONK*

    • @Kobenomics
      @Kobenomics 3 года назад

      "HERR HERRR!" "ASH WHAT ARE YOU DOING NOW STICK TO THE GUIDE!"

  • @shon730
    @shon730 4 года назад +788

    This the closest thing to wholesome as scams could possibly be.

  • @DarkBunnyLord
    @DarkBunnyLord 2 года назад +14

    I’m just picturing these guys in their offices with their coscammers continually looking over at them wondering why they’re honking and quacking lol

  • @TheLastSecretGarden
    @TheLastSecretGarden 2 года назад +13

    "Shut up, let Miss Marge rap!"
    I love these guys. For once they didn't threaten her life.

  • @ryanchapman7168
    @ryanchapman7168 3 года назад +577

    “You’re on a scooter with low blinker fluid”
    😂underrated line

    • @benwitherspoon1038
      @benwitherspoon1038 3 года назад +12

      Broken windshield wiper

    • @nytmare11
      @nytmare11 3 года назад +8

      Blinker fluid. Hahaha!

    • @patrickblakethesaint
      @patrickblakethesaint 3 года назад +5

      Had me dying. Blinker fluid is such a great meme.

    • @afrenv5731
      @afrenv5731 3 года назад +3

      Bruh there's many lines in the video that are underrated like "im having goosebumps"

  • @Rude_And_Tattooed
    @Rude_And_Tattooed 3 года назад +821

    "Yes I will do rap battle"
    "He doesn't have a penny in his pant however he's selling Rolex around"
    How do you get them to do this shit LOL

    • @cnote459
      @cnote459 3 года назад +24

      It never gets old cuz it varies. 😂😂

    • @michaelnewton4662
      @michaelnewton4662 3 года назад +43

      Greed. They both think of him as a floppy old woman wallet with legs, short legs so he’s an easy target, when in actuality he’s running circles around them as a long/legged young human man.

    • @BenderdickCumbersnatch
      @BenderdickCumbersnatch 3 года назад +26

      Followed by "look at this Jordan" and Jordan replying "that's a good one" hhshah so wholesome.

    • @Rude_And_Tattooed
      @Rude_And_Tattooed 3 года назад +22

      @@BenderdickCumbersnatch name is Jordan
      Thinks he's Michael Jordan
      Oh-oh

    • @gunsandroses896
      @gunsandroses896 3 года назад

      It's like Kaneshiro's Palace except with less broken ATMs.

  • @robertschneider9076
    @robertschneider9076 Год назад +18

    I'd imagine that's what a former hunter would say "I just see geese everywhere" *Tears in their eyes*

  • @smbake
    @smbake 2 года назад +28

    Scammers arguing with each other over who is legitimate is the greatest irony ever.

  • @fyretnt
    @fyretnt 3 года назад +662

    “You’re on a scooter with no blinker fluid” I died

    • @Pundae
      @Pundae 2 года назад +40

      don't forget no windshield wipers

    • @fyretnt
      @fyretnt 2 года назад +1

      @@Pundae that too

    • @jayyden
      @jayyden 2 года назад +33

      And they forgot to take the winter air out of the tires, and put in the summer air

    • @fyretnt
      @fyretnt 2 года назад +4

      @@jayyden oof that’s the worst

    • @michaelgrassi5659
      @michaelgrassi5659 2 года назад +5

      Personally I hate running out of blinker fluid I always forget to refill it.

  • @MsNoPixel
    @MsNoPixel 4 года назад +1057

    * Honking for 2mins straight... *
    *Scammer:* _”Are you there ma’am?”_
    Yes, obviously, don’t you hear the honks?!

    • @adampilarski7083
      @adampilarski7083 4 года назад +31

      He thought the goose got her!

    • @energymischiefbear1001
      @energymischiefbear1001 3 года назад +3

      Adam Pilarski Damn geese takin people and what not. For their nefarious goose purposes

  • @remshot3717
    @remshot3717 2 года назад +25

    I like how you can see install desktop goose when he's explaining the difference between a goose and a goat

  • @AleASanti-mw5wv
    @AleASanti-mw5wv Год назад +19

    i cant imagine what the coscammers of this guy think when hearing him making animal noises

  • @tommyb1two3
    @tommyb1two3 4 года назад +485

    "Oh good, I'll record the call too" LOL

    • @JammiH
      @JammiH 4 года назад +18

      😂😂😂
      Yeah, man! Little did the scammer know that this whole thing would land on RUclips for millions to watch.

    • @Gia.325
      @Gia.325 4 года назад +8

      He wasn't lying!

  • @uddiptajyotibhuyan5198
    @uddiptajyotibhuyan5198 3 года назад +511

    'What kind of support are you providing ?'
    'The same kind you are providing'
    -cracked me up lol

    • @FrVitoBe
      @FrVitoBe 3 года назад +7

      How does the other guy know he also have a Texas accent

    • @jvcdeadmoney
      @jvcdeadmoney 3 года назад +6

      I mean, he wasn't lying...

  • @bedlessmom6846
    @bedlessmom6846 2 года назад +16

    this is a once in a lifetime opportunity to hear 2 men fighting over who can make the best goose sound

  • @sarahstewart4307
    @sarahstewart4307 2 года назад +44

    Come to this video every time I need a good laugh 😂 Keep doing what you're doing!!

  • @sethfriesen9123
    @sethfriesen9123 3 года назад +394

    "I have goose bumps, is it gone?"
    Comedy gold

  • @adeshvar93
    @adeshvar93 4 года назад +409

    "IS HE THREATENING ME RIGHT NOW?"
    I died

    • @jajajjaajael
      @jajajjaajael 3 года назад +5

      I'll call the guys from Ghana, can you please log in your bank account?

    • @kateelliott8228
      @kateelliott8228 3 года назад

      Time stamp? 😂

    • @TheSaltyExplorer
      @TheSaltyExplorer 3 года назад +2

      @@kateelliott8228 8:15

    • @kateelliott8228
      @kateelliott8228 3 года назад

      The Salty Explorer thank you!

    • @Mike-fu3xd
      @Mike-fu3xd 3 года назад

      If u died,, Then how did u write this comment?

  • @riftdancer1349
    @riftdancer1349 2 года назад +9

    I want to see him take this idea further. Get like thirty of these guys together on the line fighting to see who will be the one to scam the "old lady". Just an all out scammer battle royale. The chaos would be exquisite.

  • @sunriseshell
    @sunriseshell 2 года назад +8

    "Would you take a gander at that?"
    This made me lol so hard!

  • @bobtheblob888
    @bobtheblob888 4 года назад +1450

    Lmao when he googled goose, the goose virus came up in the results.

    • @redpug5042
      @redpug5042 4 года назад +49

      ITS NOT A VIRUS. a virus definition: " In more technical terms, a computer virus is a type of malicious code or program written to alter the way a computer operates and is designed to spread from one computer to another." The goose program is not malicious and cant spread from computer to computer. If you press a certain key for long enough it turns it off.

    • @yellurbandana
      @yellurbandana 4 года назад +119

      @@redpug5042 I think they know that, it's just referred to as a virus.

    • @cookiemonster-ky9ru
      @cookiemonster-ky9ru 4 года назад +13

      RedPug why don’t to cry to kitboga? His title is clearly spreading confusion

    • @ziggygunz2447
      @ziggygunz2447 4 года назад +44

      You don't know what you're talking about it's clearly a wirus

    • @diegomari4478
      @diegomari4478 4 года назад +45

      @@redpug5042 me: says a anything
      The internet: akchkually

  • @StephanieBethany
    @StephanieBethany 4 года назад +527

    I thought the honking was gonna be the most hilarious but then you made them do a rap battle 😂😂😂

    • @ToddsDiscGolf
      @ToddsDiscGolf 3 года назад +19

      I can’t believe this is real life LOL

    • @forknspoon3275
      @forknspoon3275 3 года назад +3

      Time stamp please?

    • @masterhakk
      @masterhakk 3 года назад +6

      @@forknspoon3275 30:30

    • @coldbattler
      @coldbattler 3 года назад +4

      And kit was so much better than both of them 🤣😂🤣😂

    • @lciav
      @lciav 3 года назад +2

      I can’t believe they participated 😂😂

  • @christianfaux736
    @christianfaux736 Год назад +42

    "His name is Jordan
    He thinks he's Michael Jordan
    Oh oh
    He doesn't have a penny in his hand
    But he's throwing money... around"
    Eminem been real quiet since these bars dropped.

  • @klaricev3274
    @klaricev3274 Год назад +7

    32:39 BARS

  • @reinadesuenos
    @reinadesuenos 7 месяцев назад +3

    Omg, im crying 😭😭😭😭 Is he threatening me? "Mess with the honk, you get the bonk"? 😂

  • @Arjayyyyy
    @Arjayyyyy 4 года назад +506

    “That Amazon guy is sending goose” 😂

    • @coffeemakerbottomcracked
      @coffeemakerbottomcracked 3 года назад +10

      Via Amazon package

    • @jairoquintana3818
      @jairoquintana3818 3 года назад +2

      I was looking for a comment about this bc I was like "I know I'm not the only one who thought that was funny"

    • @binkoboy55
      @binkoboy55 3 года назад

      Prime shipping is amazing

    • @MARS-GREENH0USE
      @MARS-GREENH0USE 3 года назад +7

      20:32 He's trying to charging you the money, he will sending you the goose, he will asking you the money, just to because to remove the goose!"

    • @eLuZiveMaRiio
      @eLuZiveMaRiio 3 года назад

      Lold

  • @frick_____you
    @frick_____you 2 года назад +941

    With some of these calls, I just want to see what's going on in the office. Like, when this scammer is suddenly making goose noises, or "rapping" on the phone; you know the others are just turning around to stare at him wondering what the fuck is going on with this call.
    Does he have to go talk to his boss after this and go "I'm sorry, I couldn't make convincing enough goose noises to convince that old woman to trust me."
    I hope he does.

    • @desvexel840
      @desvexel840 2 года назад +57

      Me too, I just commented that before seeing this Haha like does this shit happen often? What happens when they scream at the people? Or when they hear them rap? I cant imagine what their bosses think

    • @kerstieamiya4880
      @kerstieamiya4880 2 года назад +35

      @@desvexel840 the bosses probably encourage it unfortunately & most likely don’t even care what they say or do as long as they get the money

    • @xFlareLeon
      @xFlareLeon 2 года назад +37

      I think things probably get so dull that they invite the ridiculousness of scambaiting. A tiny part of me wants to believe that they had a feeling it was going nowhere and just had a ball with the goose noises and the rap battle.

    • @tobylanglois3698
      @tobylanglois3698 2 года назад +9

      Literally though lmfao. I can only imagine how it looks to everyone else in that office when they start doing that.

    • @tobylanglois3698
      @tobylanglois3698 2 года назад +6

      @@xFlareLeon Yeah I sort of feel like that too. Just a bit of a vibe I got like they started to not care as much and let that call go when they were on the rap battle.

  • @The-EJ-Factor
    @The-EJ-Factor Год назад +6

    The scammer: I may be a monster but I am a playful monster

  • @JulieWeathers
    @JulieWeathers 2 года назад +8

    I love Kitboga's expressions. They always make me smile.

  • @artsysundae
    @artsysundae 3 года назад +569

    “just shut up let miss marge rap” LMAOO
    and “that was a good one” after the other guy rapped around 32:02
    HOW DID THEY AGREE TO THIS, IM IN TEARS

    • @FernStone
      @FernStone 2 года назад +4

      scrolled down to find this comment and dying laughing after just watching that part !!!

    • @violetsrayreikishop2
      @violetsrayreikishop2 2 года назад

      😂😂😂😆 I cracked up at that part

    • @thomassmart4088
      @thomassmart4088 2 года назад

      OH YEAH MAAM

    • @ThemightyTho
      @ThemightyTho 2 года назад +2

      I'm not supposed to be rapping you're supposed to be rapping

  • @Sevenigma777
    @Sevenigma777 4 года назад +573

    "Take a gander" with all the geese on the screen was such a clever comment lol

    • @Regularblackgirl
      @Regularblackgirl 4 года назад +7

      I was hoping others caught that 😂

    • @mayuso001
      @mayuso001 4 года назад +10

      That was a ducking funny comment! 😂👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

    • @theSato
      @theSato 4 года назад +6

      Well, you just know he kinda thought of that joke waaaay beforehand and was super excited to make it the whole time.. it was pushed at the earliest opportunity lol

    • @CapeSIX
      @CapeSIX 4 года назад +7

      Gander is a male goose.

    • @SindyJ37
      @SindyJ37 4 года назад

      Omg that one killed haha I'm still lmfao :)

  • @hugoshubert
    @hugoshubert 2 года назад +4

    Holy shit i have not laughed at a video this much in a WHILE watching the scammers devolve into competing with each other's goose noises while they giggle in the background is so fucking surreal and hilarious. I've watched a few videos from this channel so far and I'm upset i didn't find it sooner!

  • @vae8652
    @vae8652 Год назад +8

    “Just shut up! Let Ms Anita rap!” 😂😂😂

  • @KitbogaShow
    @KitbogaShow  4 года назад +2434

    Who do you think won the honking competition? Hope you enjoy scammers getting HONKED on by the goose

  • @nickmanzo8459
    @nickmanzo8459 3 года назад +124

    “Don’t geese have webbed feet?! He was from the World Wide Webbed Association! Oh no...”
    I fucking died.

  • @oliverbowers8367
    @oliverbowers8367 Год назад +2

    man i downloaded this onto so many school computers i didnt know it was a virus

  • @darenmiller2218
    @darenmiller2218 Год назад +7

    That transition from laugh to cough was freaking awesome dude, well done 👏🏿👏🏿

  • @traveusdyjewski
    @traveusdyjewski 4 года назад +350

    It’s crazy how fast they both rat each other out.

    • @unishant
      @unishant 4 года назад +50

      No honour among thieves

    • @unishant
      @unishant 4 года назад +6

      @Kabir Singh what?

  • @N1ghtFlower
    @N1ghtFlower 2 года назад +3107

    it's insane how both scammers are actually having fun and laughing by the absurdity of this entire call lmao, like, if they weren't such shitty, shitty people they'd be pretty cool.

    • @kathleensutherland6593
      @kathleensutherland6593 2 года назад +399

      These scamming calls generally go right by the script and are incredibly boring, so they seem to appreciate a little diversion. Scammers seem to have a disconnect between their unethical aims and their ability to be attentive and kind in the moment.

    • @Person01234
      @Person01234 2 года назад +348

      @@kathleensutherland6593 Scammers are just people. They'll rationalise the bad so they can go home and sleep at night, but they can still hang out and be chill. Everyone can and many (most) people do this when they do dick things.

    • @dirtfriend
      @dirtfriend 2 года назад +2

      i think a lot of scammers are just brought there by the circumstances of the society they live in. the countries they call from are impoverished as fuck, and having a terrible governmental response to the covid pandemic hasn't helped any. it's easy to tell the difference between a person who scams by necessity versus one who does it because they're genuinely a shitty person. i think survival is more important than morals, and the "ground troop" scammers don't really earn enough to warrant my condemnation - that's reserved for the managers and the people that put the whole thing together, not to mention the geopolitical complexities that caused the incredibly poor distribution of wealth in the first place causing low-income countries to resort to scamming.
      that's why i love kitboga so much. he just wastes their time in an enjoyable way and both prevents them from talking to someone else while also educating people on how these scams are perpetrated, without resorting to weird revenge-porn tactics like other scambaiters.

    • @PixieoftheWood
      @PixieoftheWood 2 года назад +59

      @@Person01234 I don't know, I think it must be abnormal to be able to rationalize this level of terrible. Or maybe I suck at rationalizing being a shit person, I don't know. Generally someone has to do something pretty shitty for me to rationalize treating them as bad as scammers do.

    • @g3design637
      @g3design637 2 года назад +111

      @@PixieoftheWood I mean, I seriously doubt scamming people is gonna be like your number one career choice, no matter who you are. Think, it's a dead end job, probably low pay, and you're the butt of hundreds of jokes.
      Sometimes it's not a choice though. But they can still be chill people.

  • @kissaaki3550
    @kissaaki3550 Год назад +3

    thanks for every effort you'd put, support you always

  • @Nassia2003
    @Nassia2003 2 года назад +2

    This is my favourite Kitboga call ever. The goose puns, the honking, the EPIC RAP BATTLE - I rewatch this video every so often, it makes me happy