The Cabin in the Woods (2012) KILL COUNT
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- Опубликовано: 26 дек 2019
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This is the biggest “they had us in the first half, not gonna lie” film ever
Oh yeah
I have a sneaking suspicion that @altF4 and @toxic gamer are the same person -_-
Brought 55 yeah
oh yeah yeah oh yeah yeah
Brought 55 why would you say that
Watching a grown man yell fuck you to a group of school children for saving their own lives cracks me up every time. Hahaha.
😂😂😂😂
Not exactly saving their lives, even if they survived their death was inevitable because of the ancient ones.
Heck, young school girls beating a menacing ghost girl is funny, period.^^
I died at that part 🤣
15:15 time stamp if anyone wants it
I love the cheering of the little girls when they turn the spirit into a frog, it's so genuinely wholesome
it was beautiful wasn't it
That was just world peace at it’s peak
They're from Japan so they believe in ancient Japanese spirits to protect them.
Yall sum pedos 💀
I’m saw it the most adorable part of the film
I love how this movie has few kills for the most part, but goes pure genocide in the last bit.
They went the Another approach: Drip out the deaths and then go full slaughterhouse
"Someone's severed pelvic bone being held like a trophy by two goblins in a golf cart" is probably the most wild sentence I have EVER heard in my entire life.
i watched this movie 2 nights ago, then this video released just on time WOW
“Bring out your head, bring out your head.”
Steve Thea it’s a great movie huh
I literally got to this comment just as it came on the video
Goblin Slayer
"Do not read the Latin"
"Read it"
"...WTF"
my favorite movie line ever
@badboy61331 let's be honest he could high on every drug in existence and still have been the smartest character in that room
@badboy61331 me too but hey I guess they're always times for firsts I guess
*jimmy friej has joined the chat*
9:47
Do it do it read it or a despasito spider will be under your bed and it will eat you
I’d just like to point out that James wasn’t the only who thought Dana and Marty were siblings. I was legitimately surprised when he corrected himself and said that they were just friends.
Honestly, I thought Dana and Curt were siblings, until the jump scene where she kisses him for luck.
I made the same mistake when I first saw this movie. Assuming Dana and Marty were siblings. Idk if it’s on us for assuming too much, or it’s on the movie for not clearly explaining their relationship. I haven’t seen it in awhile but I recall the scene when Marty is introduced kind of giving the impression that they are siblings. That’s the tone it sets……. Also got the 69th like on this comment, nice! Lol
See I never got that vibe. He just seemed like a goofy stoner friend. Granted movies have kinda broke me into never assuming relationships between characters unless completely, explicitly stating it. They have a similar appearance, hair color, etc. So that might be why people assumed that.
@@joshzickus8394 Personally I thought Marty and Dana were going to make love together so so weird others thought they were siblings, i thought Marty and Curt were brothers.
@@Adam-g01see I'm with you and thought that too, about Marty and Curt
I know it was a mistake, but I do love that Marty and Dana are called siblings here. Looking back on the movie, they do have that “brother and sister” bond going on.
That’s like one of my favorite quotes from a horror movie
“Do. Not. Read. The. Latin.”
isn't this movie based on some book by Lovegood?
"reeaaadd iiiitttt
@@camila5098 stfu
I tried to explain to my Latin teacher that reading Latin always unleashes the evil but I just got extra homework. But who will be laughing when demons start coming out of the basement? Not me, I'll be dead. But I'll have been right.
@@maefromnitw4091 and you got the last word in! permanently.
james: oh yeah they're siblings
james a few seconds later: so about that
Alabama
@Matthew Myers lol sorry i'm stupid and didn't realize this until now, i'll edit it. thanks :)
Honestly, I feel like reading them as siblings is almost better.
Rollover Doggo Gamer DOGS idk why but that made me think of sweat home Alabama
My B
Sigourney Weaver being so excited about the werewolf is adorable 😂
Fun Fact: Left 4 dead 2 was supposed to have a collaboration map with cabin with the woods but was canceled last minute
However left 4 dead 2 special infected can still be seen in the monster elevator scene
What if this is just a prequel to L4D 😂
I saw the boomer in one of them, were there anymore?
@@Neo-Ghoulthe witch
@@Daintymoo where?
@@Neo-Ghoul"Her cube is in front of the Giant Tarantula's and diagonal from Dana and Marty's."
Imagine being the ancient ones and some human comes up to you and says “hey live in my basement and I’ll feed you stereotypical teenagers” and you, being an all powerful being of destruction and death, say “lol k”
Ancient 1: "What kind of deal is th-
Ancient 2: "hold on, I wanna see where they're going with this."
Being ancient means you're probably board enough to try anything
Well they aren’t boards, they’re ancient beings. Though with that kind of lifespan, I’d be bored too!
VlaDDrakkeN Ancient 2: “holy shit teenagers every day amazing
Random Ancient: Yeah lmao, that sounds lit
Those poor Japanese school kids. They just defeated a ghost lady and turned it into a frog. And now they have to deal with the world LITERALLY ENDING
Hey don't worry. Somehow they'll make friends with the Ancient One and save the world!
@Ugh You’re god damn right.
@Blissful Ignorance This is canon now and I will accept nothing less.
Ok
simple, this is the plot for a new live action sailor moon anime/show
this was my first horror movie. i was nine at the time. i made it through the whole movie until i watched the unicorn kill (27:42 in video). i flipped and i got rid of everything i had with a unicorn and was scared of them for a year or two. absolutely ruined me
Lmao that's awesome
thanks for making me feel old
Meanwhile my first horror movie was the first Saw 😂
@@C_D_Productionshow did that happen?
The unicorn kill was always a weird kill idea to me before this film. I was happy this movie brought it to life.
This is hands-down my favorite horror movie of all time. It’s not that it’s scary, it’s just that it’s witty, funny, sardonic, and a commentary. Plus, the effects are so funny. I absolutely love the scene where they show the administration department when all hell is breaking loose. It’s such a bureaucratic, regular corporate office mixed in with the craziest horror characters and clichés the world has ever seen. Including the merman LMAO
I like how the monsters are not attacking each other and seem to understand that they were all captured there and get their revenge
If the info is right are they a relict of the ancient ones (was mentioned in the wiki).
So it makes sense since they all have the same "parents"
Kinda makes me wonder tho. Films like Freddy V. Jason, have two monsters in conflict. Maybe they can be regenerated in the lab and when they fight it’s a sort of sibling quarrel. Tho it doesn’t apply in the lab because there, they all understand they are prisoners.
@@thegrandxbunny2073 They engenier the figths basiclly
They make entertainment for the gods
The novelization even described the "unblooded" [the monsters NEVER before released] as being especially blood-craved once the Purge starts
That moment when the elevator dings and all those things fly out is horror movie gold.
James: “I don’t count it unless we see the person die.”
Also James: “This security guard crawling is as good as dead.”
All the final destination movies: am i a joke to you
lol I knew someone would mention that in the comments hehe
Hob Goblin he’s literally being followed by the ring girl. He is as good as dead
@@thedank-a-nator3205 😂😂
Well Tbh it makes sense for him to count that guard. That guard looks like He's fresh Kill-count Steak on a grill. Hes done for😭😂😂
The elevator scene is genuinely my favorite moment from all of the movie media I've ever watched.
The true, unbridled chaos of dozens of different, entirely unrelated creatures bursting out from the doors to just massacre everything around them was a real sight to behold.
I remember thinking back when I saw it for the first time that this is the closest thing to an SCP movie that we've ever gotten, and as an early teen that was obsessed with SCP at the time, I was fuckin' ecstatic.
I still love SCP and always will, and that part was just PURE magic for me essentially. It was just so goddamn cool.
34:47 I love how happy James sounds when talking about Unicorn death.
The concept for this movie is so scary to me. The movie itself doesnt scare me, but the idea that if some secret organization fails its job then were all fucked.
There are secret organizations fucking things up all the time.
That’s why I love the SCP universe so much
@@LadyViscera A man of culture I see.
Ever heard of the SCP?
Bruh XD lol
I love how witches and sexy witches were two separate categories of monsters
Witches are your typical Halloween trope witches while the Sexy Witches are like Charmed or the Witches of Eastwick.
Witches were the left 4 Dead witches.
@@marcuspinkowski108 they were separate altogether and none of the L4D monsters were seen during the purge. However a Halloween trope witch was.
@@Rockhound6165 a boomer, tank and a witch are in the cubes but are hard to see
There's a fine line between a witch and a sexy witch
I like the idea that Marty and Dana being siblings tbh
Those Japanese girls were so brave! I loved it when they defeated the ghost and turned her into a frog! 🤩🐸❤️
They probably saved the world after this movie
I love this channel because you include the film making process when you do the countdown. Unlike other film channels that just bash and criticize the film, you give us insight into the hard work and effort that goes on behind the scene.
Congrats! Dead Meat ❤️ This!!!
also one more like to 500
5 hundred and *Nice* likes
I like to see people die. But I love to see how people die
even with the "bad" movies, which I appreciate even more.
Honestly this movie is the closest that we’re gonna get to a monster cinematic universe.
What about crypt tv?
Its actually all Joss’ multiverse. This world is in the same multiverse as the MCU and Buffy. Buffy’s comics really go hard explaining Joss’ multiverse.
So an MCU??
dank neo is crypt tv good?
Also Grey World the remastered The Mummy tried to start the Dark Universe, but I don’t think it panned out.
@@inertian4723 crypt TV is a RUclips channel with multiple horror shorts, it's a strong suggestion that you watch it if you can handle gore and things like that
14:20 I love seeing the BTS in the kill count, just the random yet fitting scenes where their getting into character, some parts can be wholesome like the actor is asking if their Ok, or just goofy moments like this
I love the fact that it seems all the monsters are working together to kill all the scientists, soldiers, and victims, like how one monster throws a guy into the snake's mouth or how the Werewolf, Clown, and Unicorn teamed up to take down those people.
I love the idea that this is the crux of every horror movie. The image of Freddy, Jason and Ghostface eating snacks backstage is hilarious to me.
But all of them couldn't exist because of the way the sacrifices work
Oh shit never mind im stupid I never knew every team had to fail
The only time the USA failed before was the year the Faculty came out, when the sacrifices lived
I want to be backstage, and just watch
8:58 did you see the annabelle doll
The way the stoner says "WHY" when they need to "split up" is just perfect
shaggy
@@kathrynann5000 he always reminds me of shaggy
“Like, why should we split up, dude?”
"like did you lose your brain in a box of Scooby snacks man?"
"yeah good idea"
Marty: "...Really???!"
Cabin in The Woods is one of those films that are a cinematic masterpiece that it doesn’t need a sequel nor a remake🙌😩
Technically this has the highest kill count yet. Over 7 billion.
No it TeChNiCaLlY does not
@@q12aw50He's right lol, it's the end of the world.
@@MG_Fan961yep you're right because the monsters destroy the world
_Technically,_ those kills happen after the movie ends, so it actually doesn't. Those kills don't count because they don't happen during the runtime of the movie.
@@Zyk0th Gosh darn it all
“Angry molesting tree”
Damn that tree from Harry Potter has some competition
Nah bro it's just the tree from the last unicorn
No it's the tree from the Evil Dead
@@Backgates3335
Beat me to it
😂😂😂😂
HOW DARE YOU!!!!😡😡😡
I love how everyone is a movie stereotype but Marty is pretty much us in movie form shouting things like “don’t do that” or “that’s stupid.”
Because the weed he was smoking cleared his mind of brainwashing by the elites. Imagine that.
@@notanumber1311 I know I just thought it was funny.
They weren't stereotypes at first but once they got to the cabin they started too act like they were
"People here drive in a really counterintuitive manner"
yeah if you like a stoner shaggy rogers
I love how James can leave out kill graphics that mean there's no kill. But still narrate it in a way that you don't even realize
I always thought that The Cabin in the Woods was underrated since it pokes at troupes while at the same time breaks them down like how you said Chris' character is smart despite being the "jock/athlete" and the "nerdy/scholar" guy also being athletic. Also, the "Joker/fool" being smart and surviving with the "virgin/ final girl."
Actually it's overrated.
@@naturalhybrid How is it overrated, lol. I don't hear anyone talk about this.
@@naturalhybrid It doesn't even have like a prequel or anything which a lot of overrated/popular movies have.
@@vailingbow1068 you're not searching enough.
It's a good movie, no doubt.
But it is overrated. Search it up 🥰
@naturalhybrid please elaborate
The biggest kill count ever
Since the world is destroyed
“Lets get to the kills,
7.7 billion people died in The cabin in the woods.”
In movies : Thanos snaps his finger and half the beings of the MCU universe die in Avengers Infinity War.
In comics : Thanos uses the Heart of the Universe in Marvel The End comic and every being, also every cosmic entities like The Living Tribunal, Death, Eternity, etc of ALL Marvel multiverses (an infinite number of multiverses) die except Adam Warlock and The-One-Above-All (TOAA), this is probably the biggest kill count ever any media.
THE REAL ZENFORCE thanos actually just teleported them to another place
👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌😄😄😄😄😆😆😆😆😆✌
That cabin must be huge
@@THEREALZENFORCE ...
(So that explains the void of dimensions appearing)
"I think we should split up"
"yeah good idea"
"Really?!"
okay he's my favorite already
Same😂 he’s the only sane one yet they tried to make him look like a junkie
Zy’Querien McDonald no
Split up is very intelligent cuz if they fight together without weapon and all died... it’s the end but if they split up some people can survive and see the weakness and after the survivors can fight him together
@@manu-animation-924 lol u have more chances fighting together than solo. Rather have someone to cover and cover me. Why u think they will split up. They get u 3vs1 u will regret being solo my friend.
Jamie Naismith and if we all die wat happen he is armed
I love that James could feasibly retroactively count all 7+ billions kills via the end of the world and take away Zoran's record for counting the most kills, but he doesn't because he's good people.
Also because the movie ends before we see before the world end and we don’t know exactly how many people the Ancient Ones would’ve killed
Despite how laborious the pricess was with practical effects and planning all the scenes, I'm so glad they did all that. This movie came out when I was 12 and was one of the movies that started my obsession with horror, just because of how great everything looked and how fun the gory chaos was to watch on screen. I say it was definitely worth it!
"A severed pelvic bone held like a trophy by two goblins in a golf cart" is now my favorite sentence.
Ooooooooo
I'm making that a card for Cards Against Humanity
The little Japanese girls putting the evil spirit into a frog is like the most adorable thing ever.
ikr
Too bad they probably died during the apocalypse.
@@mariic2 nah, I'm sure ultraman saved them
It was funny when after that happened Jenkins went "Fuck You!!!!"
@@doggosho3044 fucking underrated comment
honestly Holden’s death was so sadddd. He was likeable, not a perv, smart, funny, and just had some super good traits. Too bad about what happened to him in the RV, though.
Imo this is one of the best satire movies ever made all the details are so perfect it´s truly a rare work of art and entertaining as hell it´s such a shame they didn´t do more with their incredible monster universe a prequel series would be too sweet but i doubt that ever happens
"Sexy witches"
"Angry Molesting Tree"
Imagine just how different it would be.
"Fuck you piece of shit"
*Angrily grabs your balls with branches
It should have been the angry molesting tree
@@yeeyee5057 me next
Even funnier how "Sexy witches" was right below "Witches". Like, some are hot but others aren't?
@@yeeyee5057 p***hu* theme plays loudly
"Someone's severed pelvic bone held like a trophy by some goblins in a golf cart"
What
i can imagine if 2 guys saw this in a camera watching all that mess.
guy1:everyones dying.
guy2: someones severed pelvic bone held like a trophy by some goblins in a golf cart.
1:what
2: what
That's literally a line from a dnd game I was in.🤣
@@rocksnrolls and now you know where your DM stole that line from.
Tuesday
How
This video has prompted me to rent this movie and watch it again
Its on the same level as the scream franchise imo.
sigourney weaver holding hands with the werewolf is that best thing
Marty: “do not read the Latin.”
Whispers: *”read it..”*
Marty: “what the fuck?-“
That k i l l e d me
Hello this is my first time playing fall guys but still I’m so good I already have 600 crowns 👑
Lmfao
@@matiasruohola6373 why tf is that inortant
@@matiasruohola6373 Congratulations? I guess lmao
@@kaori9878 lol inortant
"And we see that Curt is no longer the genius he was shown to be earlier" "The wind must have blown it open"
That got a good laugh out of me.
Jay Steiner it was lighting
“Uhhh that makes what kinda sense”
Jay Steiner makise kurisu best girl
I love Jessie’s work as he slowly transitions into the nerd role he plays as in their slow descent into stereotypes
It really offended me that he said "Evil autobot"
THEY'RE CALLED DECEPETICONS JAMES.
The frickin kids could banish a demon but the main characters couldn’t figure out there’s someone watching them
well they were drugged
Jay Ramahi were the kids not drugged?
The stoner dude found one of their recording devices.
WilsonTangoFoxtrot lol that’s why only America was still operational. We are all idiots in scary movies and situations😂
@@purplerooart9626 Yeah, American horror movies are known for having idiot characters so that's why we drug them to be dumb, gotta fit the quota.
This is the closest thing I'm gonna get to an SCP foundation movie.
Be glad, an internet-inspired/based movie is a coin flip on quality, just look at the Slenderman movie
@@adoor3760 did you see the annabelle doll 8:58
You stole this comment
So the ending was a XK-Class End of the World scenario?
SCP-2000: Ah shit, here we go again.
@@adoor3760 They took the name and barely the looks and that's it.
Oh we got this piece of shit script what should we do with it?
"just type popular horror monster and use that"
I love how James went from seeming nervous in his first videos to calling us ungrateful bastards now.😂
Thanks to james i noticed the boomer from left 4 dead in one of the containers, im a huge l4d fan and love the fact that they included it.
They added the tank witch and others
The only movie in which the stoner is the smartest rational guy.
i love it
ikr the only movie where the main characters aren’t stupid that’s why it’s my favorite
Actually all of them were smart and rational however, they got influenced by the weird smoke produced from the vents. You cant really blame them tho.
Hey, don't forget Scream now, Randy Meeks is a genius.
@@krystalpenguin5897 did you watch final destination
You gotta love how it’s not just the kills but an actual review of the movie
Are you new
Nah. I’ve been a fan for about 14 months.
William Diack love the review and the behind the scenes with commentary.
Jaidenrulez hopefully you’ll be able to watch the full movies one day. If you’re really young and want to watch horror movies, this channel is a great place to come! The full movies are awesome.
@LUCAS CHRISTIAN GUTORMSON me too 😮
I remember seeing this as a child. It was one of those movies you saw bits and pieces of, walking through the house while you parents watch it. Took a few years to figure out what the movie was but I do remember, it was very... very long
I went into this movie expecting a 'real' horror movie not knowing anything about it at the time. I was pleasantly surprised by it, it was original and silly and gory and all the things we love. Joss Whedon, you clever b@st@rd
Going to go into this year hearing
“Welcome to the kill count”
Where we tally up all the victims in all our favourite scary movies 🥰
T.F.M. 4444 I’m James A Janisse and today we’ll be looking at....
@@chanelsiobhan American Highschool.
@@ethanmeadows1785 *favourite _horror_ movies
When you die you're just put in front of a movie screen and it's a kill count by James A. Janisse as he counts every member of your family and friend group who died in your lifetime. There are references to significant moments in life in the background at the beginning, and he even does a golden chainsaw and dull machete.
the part where the turn that evil girl into a frog is kinda wholesome
It makes me wanna watch anime lol but true it is wholesome
They die at the end tho
@@HarpytheHarpseal Well damn boi
And then the world ends, like 30-35 minutes later.
And it gave us a meme.
"...covering up a one-way mirror, which can also be called a two-way mirror. That's fuckin' stupid as hell."
Best line in all of the Dead Meat Universe
It's called a one-way mirror, because only one way is it a mirror, and the other way is not a mirror.
It's called a two-way mirror, because one way it is a mirror, but the second way it's a looking glass, so it's a mirror that has two ways you can look at it.
Even more confusingly, looking glass is a synonym for both mirror and window, depending on whether you mean a glass you can look *through* , or a glass you can look *at* (to see your reflection.)
... yeah, fuckin' stupid as hell.
Honestly, I kind of like the idea that Dana and Marty are siblings, they look similar enough and have a nice dynamic especially toward the end. Eh, it’s my head cannon now
“Don’t y’all remember that bird?”
I honestly wish I didn’t. Imagine the shock of that reveal if they didn’t show it.
I know right
That is probably the biggest misstep of this film.
Inertian I actually really like the decision to show the bird first, even if others don’t. During the entire speech and hopeful score you KNOW what’s gonna happen, so it’s this incredibly uncomfortable feeling that you know they’re gonna fail and all this heroic sentiment is gonna be wasted that really sells it for me. If we weren’t warned before it would’ve been a funny “gotcha” moment that makes sense, but knowing they’re gonna fail creates a really interesting atmosphere of awkwardness and “bruh” moment that I really like
It would have been pretty neat if it was in the distant-ish background of the shot, so that you'd have to be paying close attention to a random background element to notice that bit of foreshadowing.
I'm still not over the bird scene
"The spirit of Kiko will now live in this Happy Frog!" That line was so cute!
IKR? So adorable...
Pity they all die a few hours later...
The evil is defeated
Until the frog unhinges it’s jaw and eats the children whole.
Lol
@@DoctorMangoes1662 Lmao-
The only reason I watch Dead Meat is so I can watch horror movies without being scared and knowing the whole plot. Videos are still good, though.
My favorite horror movie to date. Thanks, James, for doing this kill count, and I look forward to so many more!
“And, klans members, I mean they said there were monsters!”
this is why I’m subscribed
Here for those darn hot takes huh? Really making strides with that one.
Anyone else wonder who kevin is? On the monster betting board thier is a monster just named "kevin" I mean you have zombies, witches, sexy witches and Kevin
@@Hater20X The novel says he is just some normal looking serial killer who drains peoples blood.
I am guessing he looks like Kevin from Sin City or Kevin from We Need to Talk About Kevin.
@@melvinmerkelhopper5752 ok thank you.. didnt know there was a book to this.. might check it out.. I just taught it was funny that amonegest all the scary creatures and monsters they had a real possibility of getting killed by just some dude named kevin. In my mind I immediately pictured a dorky dude with glasses.. like erkule
@@Hater20X Trust me Kevin from Sin City is fucking terrifying. Although it wouldn't make sense as to how he would get there.
I love how Kirk wasn't even being perverted looking at Dana's attire.
He just straight up says "You have no pants." without any weird reaction.
Same
I'd hope he wouldnt be perverted, he's got a girlfriend. Well had.
@@chrissyakaweeb5617 A girlfriend wouldn't keep me from looking at other women, but that's just me. Looking isn't cheating.
@@chrissyakaweeb5617 having a gf makes you gay towards other women? what? hes not perverted because hes a class act not because he has a gf lol
@@gagetaylor192 although it may not be considered cheating, it could trigger a little spark of jealousy for your love partner
It's good to see a commentary just having fun with this. One of my faves. Just a silly rollercoaster ride.
Fun Fact that was probably already stated somewhere in the comments: The Witch, Tank, and Boomer from Left 4 Dead can bee seen in the cube scene, as there was a dlc that was going to be released for L4D that had you playing in the universe of Cabin in the Woods. However, MGM went bankrupt and fucked shit up
Those Japanese kids just purified an angry spirit... And then they got killed by ancient monsters.
sadly.
You mean the hand?
@@Connor-yh5ho za hando
@@fromtheotherguy3284 le hand
How do you know they didn't pacify the ancient ones too?
Btw I love how Marty is considered "the fool" when hes literally the smartest person out of the whole group, and managed to figure out that they where being played with. Not to mention the bits and pieces of knowledge he would give at times. Pure irony.
Well he was only the smartest because he did the drugs so the dumb gas didn't affect him. We don't know how the other characters would've reacted if the dumb Gass didn't affect him either. Also he decided to destroy the whole planet and himself as well instead of sacrificing himself.
@@hoops2081 true but they died too . so many soldiers sacrifice themselves . he didnt , he could have atleast for the parents and milllions of children
@@abhinavchoudhury7000 The guy is a stoner who is convinced the government is out to get him. The whole reason he agreed to the trip was so that he could get "off the grid" for a while. It's not hard to see why he doesn't care about the billions of people he doesn't know, it's honestly more realistic that he doesn't sacrifice himself. Too much media portray their characters as selfless heroes who will do the right thing in the face of situations like this, but the most human thing to do in this situation is denial. No one wants to believe that they have to die, so when the choice to save the world is to die it only makes sense that the one who's life is on the line doesn't believe the director and refuses to play along, but Dana does consider the idea for a moment until basically being put on her deathbed from a werewolf. TL;DR Marty is a really realistic and fleshed out character, and it makes sense he doesn't sacrifice himself because when put on the spot in a situation like this, after the absolutely insane day he had, almost no person would.
Intelligent people do foolish things all the time.
You gotta remember, the smartest of people have the fewest of wisdom.
One of the best things was finding the novelization of the movie in the airport before watching the movie. I absolutely loved hearing the inside of the characters, minds, and the details of the book and everything before watching the actual movie. I usually always find the book better than the movies, because obviously books can go into a lot more detail than movies can, and this book was no exception. But I really do love the world that was created with in this movie and if you enjoyed the movie, I highly recommend checking out the novelization!
this is one of my favorite movies ever and im just now realizing you posted this kill count on my birthday!!! :D
“We can cover more ground.”
“Yeah good idea.”
“............. R E A L L Y ?”
They got doped up and roofied to make them dumber
Man even when they are drugged the guy that does weed is the smart one
Hello Waluigi
Hello Donkey Kong
@@Bopittwist In the movie they explain it that he's switched his drug stash around, so he was a lot less affected than the rest.
This is the rated R version of scooby-doo. Change my mind.
THATS WHAT I SAID
They aren’t trying to find out who the killer is
@@Yellow_927 they kinda were
They even have a shaggy, Daphne, and Fred.
Scooby dooby doo
We are screwed
There going to frickin kill us
Scooby dooby do
We are all doomed
Time to run in terror
Scooby doing doo
we are doomed
And now it's all over
-R rated Scooby doo theme song
By me
I JUST watched this movie for the first time and for some reason “What a friend we have in Shinto” was such a hilarious line to me lmao
I like how the protagonists literally chose to let the apocalypse and the end of humanity happen to keep their friends alive to die anyway. Like seriously just kill one person to save billions of people should seem like a no brained, especially if said person wasn’t a great person
I think the point was that if this (the torture and suffering of relatively innocent young people) was what it took to keep the world alive, maybe the world needed to die. That’s what I got from what Marty said anyways.
Are the ‘Ancient Ones’ is just a metaphor for the audience who will literally rip a movie maker’s ass apart if the movie sucks or never made?
yup
I believe the film is based on a Lovecraftian story, and the 'Ancient Ones' are a breed(?) of cosmic creatures.
it’s referencing that, but ultimately is showing, that if a story or it’s characters are not satisfying to an audience, then they trash on and destroy a movie
I believe that Robot Chicken made a skit based on the idea of the 'ancient ones' being a metaphor for the audience. The skit had the ancient one be a viewer of Robot Chicken and that the selected monster was a Zombie Joss Whedon. Just like the movie, they fail in the end and (in the case of the skit) end up getting their show cancelled. I can't find the skit on RUclips but it's pretty good.
Yeah.
The fact that a grown man just went “Fuck you” to a bunch of kids is too funny to me! 😂😂 also, if James counted the entire earth, this would always be the top kill count
@Orange Crush no. its superhero action. if you're gonna class infinity war, the superhero action movie as a horror then you need to rethink some things. just because a movie has a concept in it that MIGHT be considered horror doesn't mean its a horror film, because by that logic every movie that has somebody dying in it can be argued as horror when it's clearly not.
@Orange Crush nah bro idc about all that history shit u just said, a movie with superheroes and action evidently made for kids to teens is not horror, ur practically putting avengers in the same circle as something like hostel and big franchises with Friday and nightmare. Avengers isn't horror ok it's just not and it's not subjective u cannot in any way shape or form call avengers a horror film that's stupid asf and you must've been smoking summin hard to think that
@Orange Crush a horror film is defined as a film that invokes the elements, feelings and rules of horror, the feelings being shock, terror, fear and disgust. If you think u can feel all of those from fucking AVENGERS then I suggest u get urself checked since ur obviously delirious.
@Orange Crush I am not numb, I'm just annoyed that ur trying to put avengers in the same category as horror films like anything covered on the kill count. Avengers is not a horror end of story. It just isn't idc about how you see it, ur seeing it wrong. You cannot put avengers in the same circle as things like scream, Halloween, texas chainsaw, Friday, nightmare, saw and countless more that I could list. Avengers is straight up not a horror film just because it contains aspects of things that possibly are "horrific" doesn't mean it's a horror movie. Case dismissed.
15:17
I guess technically that organisation could have been behind every single horror movie
Honestly it would make more sense if they were siblings. I have no idea how he fits into the group of friends who look like they walked out of an Abercrombie ad.
It's not about how he fits in with the group but his role as a horror archetype.
I still think the japanese students are the real protagonists here
True
Yes. Also where's there teacher?
Cheryl Gettman probably was the first one to go
@@brigham1465 thats a Bruh moment
I pretend that the little Japanese kids survived the whole destruction of the planet because they are just so cute and proud of themselves
Thumbnail: Exists
Dentist: It's free real estate
They need screwdrivers
Kriegsman *grabs shovel*
😂😂😂
I made it 700 likes
This is a great film which had a lot of positives. Very clever writing and plot, good cast including a-list stars, surprising and pleasing plot twists, lots of humor, and good special effects. My favorite part is getting to see all of the monsters that were shown on the white board in action later turned against their sadistic captors.
This particular Kill Count is definitely one of my comfort watches and whenever James refers to Dana and Marty as "siblings", I absolutely lose it 😂😂😂
The fact the KKK are considered monsters in this movie is amazing and awful at the same time lmao
Zen Williams They kinda are when you think about it...
K i m c h ii P e a c h they definitely are
Considering how apparently all the monsters come from the "old world", those must be some very old klansmen
I think that their world-view is old enough to qualify
Zen Williams calling them monsters is a understatement
Fun fact: the actor for Marty the stoner was actually as ripped as Chris Hemsworth in this movie, so in order for them to hide his physique they actually had to have him double shirts and that long sleeve
MichaelJ darn, I would’ve loved to see that.
I always noticed that when he swings his bong at the Buckner guy on the dock haha
Would of loved to see his abs, I'm gay ok
@@taistealai5523 dont we all?? Dont we all....
@@crisalmeida346 lmao
This is one of my all time favorite movies as it reminds me heavily of the old school Evil Dead series. It also explains so much of the Horror Genre as a whole. Its a pretty fun movie to watch.
I love the Truman show reference with Daniel's last name because it's just like it but with blood and killing and monsters...lots of monsters
me- "Oh man, this kill count is about to set an unbeatable record."
Doesn't count 6 billion + people.
"Aw..."
He doesn't presumed deaths
blipbug Dubiel no duh
They said the whole world would end so it's pretty safe to say everyone died
@@JAS0N_M00RE yeah but do you know how many people are there
@@panthertakamaki7141 between 7.7 Billion and 8 Billion
The Cabin in the Woods is just an average SCP breach.
True
D-Bois, D-Bois, D-Bois!
I knew i wound find a comment like this lmao
Yes.
True that xd
“Crowbar in the face atta boy”
Best quote in the video
I love the behind the scenes with explanations. Keep up the good work
“Hey Dave we need a big bag of guts” that’s my favourite line in this kill count
I'm quite partial to "we're like Sears with decapitation" 😂
20:50
“They did say they wanted monsters”
*Almost everyone liked that*
key word almost
YES
@@johntrimarche4353 almost, unfortunately. If only everyone could agree about that certain subject.
Haha
the only people who didn't like that were ACTUAL CLANSMEN
I love how the director doesnt hate the IP he's been given to work with, always good to see😁😁😁
the vfx team went so hard on that elevator scene, such a good looking piece of vfx omg