Zombieland (2009) KILL COUNT

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  • @DeadMeat
    @DeadMeat  5 лет назад +11127

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  • @andreakosick4273
    @andreakosick4273 5 лет назад +6105

    When James said he was counting all the zombie deaths I just went “oh no” remembering the theme park from the end

    • @kasrkinwolf9709
      @kasrkinwolf9709 5 лет назад +148

      I wonder how many breaks they had to take to not go insane

    • @tanooki_terminator
      @tanooki_terminator 5 лет назад +17

      Dj Khaled:alot

    • @kurtberliner7049
      @kurtberliner7049 5 лет назад +85

      He can't do World War Z then...

    • @maria-roseseth9550
      @maria-roseseth9550 5 лет назад +4

      true though

    • @cheese919
      @cheese919 5 лет назад +12

      Kurt Berliner he could just not count zombies unless he wants to break the record and take like 1 month of trying to get the kill amount right

  • @flyingraij1n958
    @flyingraij1n958 5 лет назад +2709

    Movie: **gives Tallahassee a Zombie Kill of the Week**
    James: Wait, that's illegal.

  • @tedchung920
    @tedchung920 4 года назад +6644

    "Who's Bill Murray?"
    "I've never hit a kid before"
    What a true Survivor.

  • @Rako_the_Awesome
    @Rako_the_Awesome 2 года назад +601

    The zombie “crushed by a piano like a damn looney tune” had me dying. The added sarcasm was just perfect.

  • @hahah5371
    @hahah5371 4 года назад +2742

    The invisible gun kill was bill Murray from the afterlife

  • @Kodiak_Brown_Bear
    @Kodiak_Brown_Bear 5 лет назад +1595

    Clown Zombie: *exists*
    Columbus: Why do I hear boss music?

    • @peepeepoopoo3999
      @peepeepoopoo3999 5 лет назад +7

      Brown Bear underrated comment

    • @goobing
      @goobing 5 лет назад +4

      Oh hecc yeah memes

    • @utswriter
      @utswriter 5 лет назад +1

      I wanna like it....but its at 420...I cant ruin that

    • @noirerblx
      @noirerblx 5 лет назад

      Clown Zombie from infinite Warfare

    • @polski_dezerter
      @polski_dezerter 5 лет назад

      @@utswriter now you can like it to help us get the 888

  • @Almondetare
    @Almondetare 5 лет назад +7830

    The movie should have been called *”Woody Harrelson searches for a twinkie in a zombie apocalypse”*

  • @Plushtrap-gv4fu
    @Plushtrap-gv4fu 2 года назад +188

    It always feels so much better when you've actually seen the movie beforehand, because then it's just a nice refresher during the kill count.

  • @VanillaMidgetSSBM
    @VanillaMidgetSSBM 4 года назад +4311

    Fun fact: Woody Harrelson is actually a Vegan and Raw-Foodist in diet. So he refused to eat Actual twinkies on set, When the time came they made homemade organic twinkies just for it.

    • @AriesZero
      @AriesZero 4 года назад +343

      That's actually a pretty fun fact

    • @slaymyface1357
      @slaymyface1357 4 года назад +85

      Fun fact woody had a shit character in zombieland 2 double tap

    • @zakwanhakim8889
      @zakwanhakim8889 4 года назад +73

      Fun fact: Malaysia twinkies is called twiggies

    • @jailynngarcia49
      @jailynngarcia49 4 года назад +19

      How did you find that out

    • @shinya_2543
      @shinya_2543 4 года назад +11

      Okay that's interesting

  • @isaaclindsey4185
    @isaaclindsey4185 4 года назад +894

    I love how in "King pin" Woody Harrelson hates Bill Murray but in this movie he's so happy and excited to see him. It's the best thing to me.

  • @joshora8840
    @joshora8840 5 лет назад +756

    RUclips: Doesn't let James upload his kill count
    James:" I am inevitable"

    • @annolog
      @annolog 5 лет назад +17

      RUclips:"And i am The Algorithm"

    • @VOLTZ123
      @VOLTZ123 5 лет назад +1

      Joshua Schmidtke hey I’m streaming if your bored come join 😁

    • @horrormania2806
      @horrormania2806 5 лет назад +2

      Also James: I am Never Doing Endgame :)

    • @eatyourcereal1204
      @eatyourcereal1204 5 лет назад +2

      @@VOLTZ123 why u need to advertise

    • @MegaChazv2
      @MegaChazv2 5 лет назад

      @@eatyourcereal1204 it's all about that hustle.

  • @wie_po
    @wie_po 3 года назад +115

    Zombieland was one the first movies to expose me to western cinema. I absolutely adored it and it was what got me into a lot more horror movies that were lighter in terror and more into satire.

  • @edgelordbreadstick9685
    @edgelordbreadstick9685 5 лет назад +789

    James: "I ain't never heard of no swimming zombies before"
    Fear the walking dead: hold my beer!

    • @aaronb2334
      @aaronb2334 5 лет назад +14

      Silly. They never swim, they walk along the bottom, yo.

    • @tonypeppermint5329
      @tonypeppermint5329 5 лет назад +6

      @@aaronb2334 Same with Land of the Dead.

    • @aaronb2334
      @aaronb2334 5 лет назад +1

      @@tonypeppermint5329 it's how zombies and skeletons should deal with water.

    • @timwalden2044
      @timwalden2044 5 лет назад +7

      Land of the Dead (2005), very drunk before Fear the Walking Dead. Zombi 2 (1979) passed out before Fear the Walking Dead

    • @RhinForti
      @RhinForti 5 лет назад +1

      Also one of the resident evil movies

  • @jeso0135
    @jeso0135 5 лет назад +2231

    James "I never herd of some swimming zombies."
    Looks like someone didn't play any of the pvz games

    • @squiddles1678
      @squiddles1678 5 лет назад +29

      peashooter4802 you a fan?

    • @y.the.
      @y.the. 5 лет назад +30

      @@squiddles1678 I don't think he's a fan

    • @jeso0135
      @jeso0135 5 лет назад +20

      @@y.the. I am, I spent 73 hours on steam playing it

    • @gunfiend5175
      @gunfiend5175 5 лет назад +19

      @@jeso0135 w o o s h

    • @kr1sistired161
      @kr1sistired161 5 лет назад +3

      Or Minecraft

  • @constructivecriticism2568
    @constructivecriticism2568 5 лет назад +455

    Me: Awesome! James is counting one of my favorite movies!
    James: “Imma count all the zombie kills”
    Me: oh... dear...

  • @clownfromspongebob3979
    @clownfromspongebob3979 2 года назад +81

    Honestly, a ride based on zombie land would be awesome.
    The same mouse trap coaster but indoors and the type that you shoot zombies and whoever gets the highest points, wins

  • @JockyCGE
    @JockyCGE 5 лет назад +839

    LR: "Wait, who's Bill Murray?"
    T: "Now I've never hit a kid before" 😂😂😂

    • @squiddles1678
      @squiddles1678 5 лет назад +27

      JockyRhonson ..... yes, that’s a quote in the movie....

    • @chriserwin7823
      @chriserwin7823 5 лет назад +12

      T: but I'm bout to slap the shit out of you.

    • @crimsonhunter7598
      @crimsonhunter7598 5 лет назад +6

      Bill fucking Murray

    • @P1K3L
      @P1K3L 5 лет назад +2

      One of the best lines!

    • @GraveDigger-hq6le
      @GraveDigger-hq6le 5 лет назад +4

      We live in a world where somebody can get recognized by repeating a quote from a video.

  • @BexTheBoo388
    @BexTheBoo388 5 лет назад +401

    "I'm counting zombie kills!" Me: remembers the Tallahassee scene where he shoots through the little yellow building "James why do you do this to yourself"

  • @dantereyes4304
    @dantereyes4304 5 лет назад +720

    "Since I never heard of swimming zombies"
    Well I can tell that James has never watched Land of the Dead

    • @Ormagoden39
      @Ormagoden39 5 лет назад +2

      Probably my favorite Romero film.

    • @Jekcll
      @Jekcll 5 лет назад +2

      Also never watched World War Z

    • @Jekcll
      @Jekcll 5 лет назад +5

      And never played minecraft

    • @FrenchToast663
      @FrenchToast663 5 лет назад +4

      or Lucio Fulci's Zombie 2

    • @overlookers
      @overlookers 5 лет назад

      Or Shockwaves

  • @sword124
    @sword124 3 года назад +217

    3:39 that guy was on the tv reality show “Survivor” and actually got 2nd place, or the runner up. So James was very literal with his words.

    • @KevinTignor
      @KevinTignor 3 года назад +2

      He should've won

    • @Carnall_YT
      @Carnall_YT 4 месяца назад +1

      I know him from School of Rock😭😭

  • @ms.janelle5503
    @ms.janelle5503 5 лет назад +1596

    James: “Welcome to the kill count”
    Caption: “Welcome to the kill cow”

  • @goatfetusgamer1858
    @goatfetusgamer1858 5 лет назад +472

    James: “I ain’t ever heard of swimming zombies”
    Plague Inc.: try me

    • @MasterHall117
      @MasterHall117 5 лет назад +1

      Goat Fetus Gamer COD: try me

    • @THJKR-ng5xo
      @THJKR-ng5xo 5 лет назад +1

      Games: try me

    • @THJKR-ng5xo
      @THJKR-ng5xo 5 лет назад +2

      Roblox: try me

    • @mellowmeek74
      @mellowmeek74 5 лет назад +3

      Minecraft: try me

    • @drkartisan
      @drkartisan 5 лет назад +1

      I dead be sending them to Greenland if I find out they are not infected yet

  • @bigstoopieeboy3409
    @bigstoopieeboy3409 5 лет назад +1267

    The whole cast:Shoot them in the head
    Also them: shoots the zombies everywhere except the head
    Edit: they do shoot them and do double tap but not as much and the zombies some how die even though they originally only did by getting shot in the head

  • @garmen-
    @garmen- 2 года назад +2759

    keep scrolling to find the funny comments.

  • @Al.gargoyle
    @Al.gargoyle 5 лет назад +702

    James: “I have never heard of no swimming zombies”
    Drowneds: *am i a joke to you?*

    • @mikegerardo5360
      @mikegerardo5360 5 лет назад +8

      Minecraft jokes lol so funny can also sub

    • @zukafi5851
      @zukafi5851 5 лет назад +14

      @@mikegerardo5360 you probably 8 or 9 my god

    • @mikegerardo5360
      @mikegerardo5360 5 лет назад +1

      Z U K A F U you watch me

    • @Sc12407
      @Sc12407 5 лет назад +13

      Mike Gerardo well you do have a Fortnite profile picture

    • @mikegerardo5360
      @mikegerardo5360 5 лет назад

      X/Sebastian12 ok my RUclips name is blsi killz

  • @velky_reeds
    @velky_reeds 5 лет назад +227

    I think I read it somewhere that Emma Stone had difficulty keeping composure at Bill Murray's death scene because she couldn't stop laughing, according to her, Murray's exhale was so long that she had to hold her laugh until the exhale ended

  • @headsplit
    @headsplit 5 лет назад +609

    Image James doing a count on World War Z and James having to count both human and zombie deaths god bless him lol

    • @shaggyplays5309
      @shaggyplays5309 5 лет назад +10

      lmao he’d have to split it into 2 parts

    • @niallcoll9358
      @niallcoll9358 5 лет назад +2

      Ethan Wagstaff more like 5 parts of nothing but count zomboys

    • @Zeldarw104
      @Zeldarw104 5 лет назад +6

      Whewwww no can do! 😥 Let's not put James through that.... Tho. 👀😆

    • @headsplit
      @headsplit 5 лет назад +2

      Zelda Williams bruh the wall scene would be a nightmare for him lmao😂

    • @frosky4134
      @frosky4134 5 лет назад +4

      If he does _somehow_ manage to make a kill count on WWZ I think I know what it's dull machete potentially could be

  • @henryallanmercado8204
    @henryallanmercado8204 3 года назад +58

    My favorite death was the girl who didn't wear her seatbelt the way she slides and gets yeeted is so cool

  • @asmylia9880
    @asmylia9880 5 лет назад +712

    "I've never heard of swimming zombies"
    World War Z zombies: "Allow us to introduce ourselves"

    • @cyrisssmith8830
      @cyrisssmith8830 5 лет назад +5

      I hate that movie

    • @Theladywiththeblackdress
      @Theladywiththeblackdress 5 лет назад +25

      @@cyrisssmith8830 *cough* book *cough*

    • @LordofSadFac
      @LordofSadFac 5 лет назад +22

      Also in Survival of the Dead it was confirmed that zombies dont drown underwater, they just float or walk underwater waitting for something to chew.

    • @FrenchToast663
      @FrenchToast663 5 лет назад +5

      *cough* Lucio Fulci's Zombie 2 *cough*

    • @ZxnvlIy
      @ZxnvlIy 5 лет назад +7

      Land of the dead. They go through deep water to get to the city.

  • @jacobcottom265
    @jacobcottom265 4 года назад +112

    6:35 The term double tap originally comes from shooting a gun twice in quick succession to more easily hit targets without losing too much accuracy from recoil. That one dates back to the 30's and 40's. It's used in the military to also describe bombing an enemy twice in quick succession to destroy and response to the first strike (ie: the enemy bombing them back). In more colloquial terms, the use of "double tap" to refer to shooting someone twice to make sure they are dead goes back to at least the 90's since it's used in "The Boondock Saints" from 1999 when they investigate a crime scene.

    • @Diedpied
      @Diedpied 4 года назад +3

      Boondock Saints, is that the one with Norman Reedus as a Irish? hitman with his brother?

    • @jacobcottom265
      @jacobcottom265 4 года назад +1

      @@Diedpied Yes

    • @AWESOMENISH
      @AWESOMENISH Год назад +4

      Also used in COD World at War Zombies as a perk, which came out in 08.

  • @coachrenaldo
    @coachrenaldo 5 лет назад +736

    I can’t believe this movie is already 10 years old.

    • @sandyman3070
      @sandyman3070 5 лет назад +2

      I know, when I heard that I was so confused.

    • @tizo2290
      @tizo2290 5 лет назад +4

      I can't believe it's not butter

    • @WestCoastCheeseHead
      @WestCoastCheeseHead 5 лет назад

      Ikr crazy😂

    • @jerska100
      @jerska100 5 лет назад

      So i was 4 when i saw this damm

    • @magg2636
      @magg2636 5 лет назад

      Same Man...

  • @Avvrts
    @Avvrts 2 года назад +70

    My dad loves zombie movies and I don’t, so he asked me to watch this movie with me. I was really skeptical that I was going to like it, but we watched the whole movie and I LOVED it. Def in my top 10 movies

  • @thr0waw4y71
    @thr0waw4y71 5 лет назад +468

    12:00 has me dying every time. "Who's Bill Murray?" Woody Harrelson: "Now I've never hit a kid before..."

    • @tankvloggs2049
      @tankvloggs2049 4 года назад +2

      I would have said it to

    • @uncleiroh9680
      @uncleiroh9680 4 года назад

      Ya

    • @tokyomoon8605
      @tokyomoon8605 4 года назад

      Lmao

    • @carsfan1995
      @carsfan1995 9 месяцев назад +1

      She’s twelve in the late 2000s, I don’t blame her for not knowing. At one point while driving she was talking about Hannah Montana.

  • @kissfreak9056
    @kissfreak9056 5 лет назад +654

    The best part of the movie was that Tallahassee finally got his twinkie

  • @egacy-frensi1731
    @egacy-frensi1731 5 лет назад +701

    James: "I've never heard of swimming zombies"
    Drowned Zombies from Minecraft: *"Am I a joke to you?"*

    • @Bigdog33677
      @Bigdog33677 5 лет назад +3

      Łęgåčÿ - Fręñšį if they’re drowned then aren’t they dead?

    • @isaacrivera2452
      @isaacrivera2452 5 лет назад +6

      @@Bigdog33677 he said "drowned ZOMBIES"

    • @virito8223
      @virito8223 5 лет назад +6

      The Walking Dead zombies goes underwater

    • @mrbaconslicez
      @mrbaconslicez 5 лет назад +3

      Floaty zombie from PvZ

    • @Gurtington
      @Gurtington 5 лет назад +1

      Yes minecraft is a joke

  • @dogwithheadphones
    @dogwithheadphones 3 года назад +1188

    I’m convinced that in every movie Woody Harrelson is in, he just plays himself. I’m just imagining the casting directors saying “ok we need a guy who acts like Woody Harrelson does” and the other guy turns to him and says “I know who acts like Woody Harrelson! Woody Harrelson!”
    Also, Colombus should never have let Amber Heard into his apartment. She just tries to kill him! Just like how she abused Johnny Depp!

    • @radium6637
      @radium6637 3 года назад +16

      OOF good one

    • @theasexualidiot4803
      @theasexualidiot4803 2 года назад

      THAT was amber heard??? I thought she was a much uglier person!

    • @PHANTOM_XIX
      @PHANTOM_XIX 2 года назад +28

      “My dog stepped on a zombee

    • @aaronnantz2289
      @aaronnantz2289 2 года назад +23

      Karma got her twice she died in the movie then she lost the case between her and Johnny and now she is broke and probably won't be getting any roles in movies for how she has acted.

    • @xxcyber._.sinsxx443
      @xxcyber._.sinsxx443 2 года назад +8

      @@aaronnantz2289 I hope

  • @forknifecapt.2410
    @forknifecapt.2410 5 лет назад +348

    Me: let me watch candyman so I can be ready for the kill count
    Sony: NO

  • @JMulvy
    @JMulvy 5 лет назад +264

    James: “I ain’t ever heard of no swimming zombies”
    Romero's Land of the Dead: "Am I a joke to you!?"
    Me: "Yes, yes you are actually."

    • @mindofjersey9950
      @mindofjersey9950 5 лет назад +1

      Jim Mulvaney are you sure about that?

    • @JMulvy
      @JMulvy 5 лет назад +1

      @@mindofjersey9950 yeah, the LOD movie sucked, Imo.

    • @posterboy0007
      @posterboy0007 5 лет назад

      Did they swim or walk? I can't remember.

    • @TastyChurro
      @TastyChurro 5 лет назад +1

      @@posterboy0007 i assumed they walked in the bottom of the lake. Its a good idea. Zombies shouldn't be able to drown.

    • @JMulvy
      @JMulvy 5 лет назад

      @@posterboy0007 good point, they did walk along the bottom of the river. I think the important thing to point out is that throwing them into the water did not outright kill them, however unlike Zombieland they didn't die from non-headshots either.

  • @ballantyne7349
    @ballantyne7349 4 года назад +977

    I just realized James’ reference when he said Mike White would only be a runner up survivor. Mike White was on Survivor season 37 David Vs Goliath and came 2nd place runner up to Nick Wilson

    • @sportsnerd100
      @sportsnerd100 4 года назад +7

      Raymond ballantyne same I just got into survivor and didn’t get the reference when this came out. If that film were made now you think Nick would casually creep into the scene like he does with all the conversations?

    • @ethanlim3640
      @ethanlim3640 4 года назад +13

      wow james is still hearting comments from this vid

    • @xyzynx3190
      @xyzynx3190 4 года назад +2

      Just shows how much he cares

    • @daeamonator3357
      @daeamonator3357 4 года назад +1

      The More You Know

    • @sarahhenry1845
      @sarahhenry1845 4 года назад

      I'm mostly familiar with his work on School of Rock.

  • @smudge3618
    @smudge3618 3 года назад +341

    Everyone else: trying to survive
    Woody Harrelson: T W I N K I E

    • @fandomcringebucket
      @fandomcringebucket 6 месяцев назад

      the real twinkie was the friends we made along the way (the joke is that jesse eisenberg is a twink)

    • @daniel_P-u9s
      @daniel_P-u9s 28 дней назад

      Twinkies🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️❗❗❗❗💯💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑

  • @Fillsx
    @Fillsx 5 лет назад +279

    Can we just appreciate how many blu-rays this man has.

  • @michaeld808s
    @michaeld808s 5 лет назад +174

    “We all know Mike White is good enough to be a runner up Survivor”
    I’m so glad that I understood that reference and a very nice one James!

    • @theodolan1740
      @theodolan1740 5 лет назад

      Koena Star Explain please?
      Edit: thanks

    • @michaeld808s
      @michaeld808s 5 лет назад +3

      Don’t like This comment there’s a reality TV competition show called “Survivor” and Mike White was on a recent season of it in which he got 2nd place aka the runner up winner of Survivor

    • @alri1054
      @alri1054 5 лет назад +2

      @@theodolan1740 He finished second place in the 37th season of Survivor (David vs. Goliath). Hence the joke about being a survivor and a runner-up.

    • @londonbordeaux
      @londonbordeaux 5 лет назад +1

      DvG ❤❤❤ great season

    • @alri1054
      @alri1054 5 лет назад +2

      Euigeon X Taeyong Indeed. And although I didn‘t like the concept of Island of the Idols, I really do like how Rob and Sandra watch and comment Tribal Council. That‘s something I always wanted to do: Go to a player and yell at him how stupid he was 😂

  • @captainbirch2.079
    @captainbirch2.079 Год назад +30

    Can we just acknowledge how lucky Columbus was thar he fell asleep, the girl next to him turned, and he was able to escape? The dude was ASLEEP next to a zombie and SURVIVED

  • @hfhxgdytfyguyghfyfhrbt6gxc749
    @hfhxgdytfyguyghfyfhrbt6gxc749 5 лет назад +45

    Fun fact: The zombie kill of the week was written to be a feature in the show where in every episode, a character would perform a zombie kill of the week.

  • @damiendruscilla4236
    @damiendruscilla4236 4 года назад +309

    I like how he only had a twinkies box has a reference to the film plus the fact that it stuck out from everything else was hilarious

    • @SoreTv
      @SoreTv 4 года назад +5

      How can you say that? Right next to the twinkies box is a YELLOW HUMMER with a 3 on it, and next to that is a COWBOY HAT

    • @bisexual_bicycle8719
      @bisexual_bicycle8719 4 года назад

      @@SoreTv r/wooooooooosh

    • @SoreTv
      @SoreTv 4 года назад

      @@bisexual_bicycle8719 shut up

    • @doctorsno906
      @doctorsno906 4 года назад +1

      There’s also the blueray disk an a bat

    • @derekclaps6216
      @derekclaps6216 4 года назад

      The hummer the hat the bat the movie

  • @vicky46652
    @vicky46652 5 лет назад +193

    “I say bring on the zombie apocalypse if it means I can get down the 405 at a decent speed” SAME, JAMES. SAME.

    • @obamgma
      @obamgma 5 лет назад +7

      Y'know, cannibalism would solve both overpopulation and world hunger.

  • @dartoney
    @dartoney 3 года назад +3834

    There's only one bad thing about this movie, Amber Heard

    • @XivioOfTheGreen
      @XivioOfTheGreen 2 года назад +353

      But hey, at least she is only in it for a few minutes.

    • @turxe3110
      @turxe3110 2 года назад +579

      And not shockingly, her only role is manipulating someone

    • @creepyvideoz1477
      @creepyvideoz1477 2 года назад +49

      Facts

    • @TheInfiniteGoddess0
      @TheInfiniteGoddess0 2 года назад +144

      @@turxe3110 really hit home, like how she hit johnny depp

    • @hayleehaansbergen6300
      @hayleehaansbergen6300 2 года назад +44

      @@TheInfiniteGoddess0 I like how he hit her

  • @modernorpheus
    @modernorpheus 5 лет назад +191

    "I ain't never heard of no swimming zombies before"
    As Land of the Dead established, they don't swim. They freaking walk under the water.

    • @nome9752
      @nome9752 5 лет назад

      would not they be smashed by the pressure?

    • @nome9752
      @nome9752 5 лет назад +1

      @@Error-xk6we so, people in insolated islands are safe then

    • @owenpetersen1226
      @owenpetersen1226 5 лет назад +2

      Have you never played Minecraft?😂

    • @ClaireRedRE2
      @ClaireRedRE2 5 лет назад

      Well The Walking Dead did the swimming zombie thing too when Rick and Michonne went to check out a boat in the middle of a lake...

    • @nome9752
      @nome9752 5 лет назад

      @@owenpetersen1226 hehehe le funny minecrafy reference hehe guys give like i am a gamer

  • @cutty911
    @cutty911 5 лет назад +192

    Me sees zombieland kill count: hope they count zombies
    1 minute later : suffer james suffer

  • @charmanderfan1
    @charmanderfan1 5 лет назад +98

    Best part of the movie: running zombies. It makes the zombies an actual threat.

    • @logannottheonefrommarvel9917
      @logannottheonefrommarvel9917 5 лет назад +1

      Left 4 Dead taught me that

    • @ShadowSketchVideos
      @ShadowSketchVideos 5 лет назад

      Just watch 28 Days Later. A true classic. (Not that this movie isn't good, but that one is like GOOD.)

    • @truckkun7704
      @truckkun7704 5 лет назад +1

      Logan Not the one from Marvel same with dying light

  • @seaIfun
    @seaIfun 8 месяцев назад +4

    my fav lines:
    time to nut up or shut up-tallahassee
    YOU JUST SHOT BILL MURRAY-tallahassee
    ITS ONLY SNO BALLS- tallahassee

  • @krischioney
    @krischioney 5 лет назад +305

    "Time to nut up or shut up."
    That sounds very 2009.

    • @freshleybakedboiplays1293
      @freshleybakedboiplays1293 5 лет назад +4

      Because it is

    • @roni6135
      @roni6135 5 лет назад

      Imagine RUclips content during that time
      Ahhhhh

    • @sidewaysfilms9802
      @sidewaysfilms9802 5 лет назад

      if you dont get that the quate in the trailer for the sequal

    • @krischioney
      @krischioney 5 лет назад

      Dang, 310 likes... Muvh much much much much much more than I was expecting

  • @NatureXwars
    @NatureXwars 5 лет назад +314

    “Swimming zombies”, I can think of the Drowned from Minecraft or the zombies from Land if the Dead (2005).

    • @misskay8398
      @misskay8398 5 лет назад +2

      I was two when I watched that, in my mind then it was a great movie, I haven't rewatched it since though. I thought of Minecraft too.

    • @hiiamnicehiiamnice5697
      @hiiamnicehiiamnice5697 5 лет назад +1

      You mean of

    • @hasangeez7531
      @hasangeez7531 5 лет назад +2

      Plants Vs Zombies??

    • @banjobill8420
      @banjobill8420 5 лет назад +1

      Not related to ur comment but I see that Galaxy On Fire 2 pfp

  • @LnPPersonified
    @LnPPersonified 5 лет назад +436

    "Zombieland zombies are easy to kill"
    That's because they're technically still alive. The mad cow disease mutated, driving people crazy and cannibalistic, but not undead.

  • @victore8342
    @victore8342 2 года назад +7

    Bro, I LOVED this movie...the whole thing with Bucky the "puppy" literally made me tear up 😔

  • @crimsonmaddog4486
    @crimsonmaddog4486 5 лет назад +559

    This is Talking Dead “In Memoriam”, but better

  • @mkg1079
    @mkg1079 5 лет назад +169

    James: "I ain't heard of no swimming zombies before"
    Mincraft Drowned: _"Swims in zombie"_

  • @johnstevenson3628
    @johnstevenson3628 4 года назад +514

    Once he said he was counting zombie deaths I finally realized that James is a masochist

    • @blazarre7251
      @blazarre7251 4 года назад +4

      Just wait till double tap.

    • @adamdao4826
      @adamdao4826 4 года назад +5

      He’s a *social mediasochist*

    • @BaldTorment
      @BaldTorment 4 года назад +3

      He actually hated horror movies but watches them out of masochism

    • @red_reaper1729
      @red_reaper1729 4 года назад

      You mean sadist?

    • @BaldTorment
      @BaldTorment 4 года назад

      @@red_reaper1729 no he means masochist

  • @erikbjelke4411
    @erikbjelke4411 2 года назад +6

    What I love most about this movie didn't really hit me until after multiple rewatches.
    A lot of zombie apocalypse fiction, especially The Walking Dead, has a strong "Look Out For Number One" vibe, the idea that it's everyone for themselves, screw or screw over anyone and everyone else if it means you get one more year, month, week, day, or even second of life.
    But that just feels hollow to me, because no matter how long any individual human will live, that life DOES have an expiration date, and sooner or later it will end, whether that end is by zombies or not. So faced with the absolute apocalypse, what's more important: the survival of a single human, or the life of humanity as a whole?
    Cynically, this takes the form of characters like the Governor from The Walking Dead, petty dictators who justify every horrible thing they do as making sure humanity will go on, but in Zombieland, we get the idealistic take.
    All four characters pretty much start off looking out for only themselves, though Witchita and Little Rock are a package deal in that analysis. But they're all only out for themselves, what they want and need is the only thing that matters. Then they start interacting, breaking down their barriers, and all come to realize that, while surviving on their own may be effective, they need to be together to LIVE.

  • @vergenta8913
    @vergenta8913 5 лет назад +516

    First time I heard “Double Tap” was in Call of Duty: World at War zombies

    • @iamweed42069
      @iamweed42069 5 лет назад +20

      the phrase double tap has been around forever as far as I know haha.

    • @Nekoyam
      @Nekoyam 5 лет назад +2

      Vergenta same bro

    • @TheMento98
      @TheMento98 5 лет назад +14

      @@iamweed42069 It originated in the 1930's by two british police chiefs in Shanghai in order to overcome the limitations of full metal jacket ammunition! And it's actual application is definitely different to Columbus' in Zombieland. The actual shooting technique is about shooting two rounds off in quick succession rather than just making sure you shoot your target twice.

    • @The-Big-Boss
      @The-Big-Boss 5 лет назад +2

      Goodbye aether

    • @kasrkinwolf9709
      @kasrkinwolf9709 5 лет назад

      Was it DLC 2 or 3

  • @fredrickvontater5433
    @fredrickvontater5433 4 года назад +375

    "I'm in garland Texas, and it may look like zombies destroyed it, but that's actually just garland"

    • @mariabriggs4164
      @mariabriggs4164 3 года назад

      Huh

    • @Zerr988
      @Zerr988 3 года назад +3

      I think it’s something a character in the movie said cause “ are quotes

    • @radium6637
      @radium6637 3 года назад +6

      I’ve been to garland, he ain’t wrong

  • @fcknmerkz981
    @fcknmerkz981 5 лет назад +230

    Imagine counting all the zombies because they're dead

  • @Legendofthenight-o4p
    @Legendofthenight-o4p 9 месяцев назад +3

    (You are my sunshine my only sunshine)
    Oh Dead meat where do i even begin-

  • @onyx7117
    @onyx7117 5 лет назад +211

    Purge Movies: I have the most kills
    Zombieland: Hold up, wait a minute

    • @fusionfx8898
      @fusionfx8898 5 лет назад +28

      Final destination: am I a joke to you

    • @jkoziarski1
      @jkoziarski1 5 лет назад +5

      FusionFX - Halloween 3 - and am I a joke to you?

    • @thebillyonaire4965
      @thebillyonaire4965 5 лет назад +4

      The first purge: are we all jokes to you?

    • @rayj0416
      @rayj0416 5 лет назад

      ps final destination 1 has the most kills with love jaycob

    • @1Haaku
      @1Haaku 5 лет назад

      Raymond Jackson yea but its unfair

  • @paceyy750
    @paceyy750 5 лет назад +495

    The purge: has a sh*t ton of deaths.
    Zombie land: I'm about to end this man's whole career.
    Edit: jesus, this really blew up, thanks for 500 likes.

    • @jorbokilledya5172
      @jorbokilledya5172 5 лет назад +12

      You've never seen final destination? Have you?

    • @paceyy750
      @paceyy750 5 лет назад +2

      Edit: sorry no haven't seen final destination.

    • @fuzionxm4514
      @fuzionxm4514 5 лет назад +2

      Final destination : *Hold mah dead corpse*

    • @totaltrash4106
      @totaltrash4106 5 лет назад +1

      Final destination: ugh people never learn

    • @timmymotonsr.4200
      @timmymotonsr.4200 5 лет назад +1

      Fuzion XM 😂

  • @jadenhale4193
    @jadenhale4193 5 лет назад +519

    “Haven’t heard of swimming zombies” Has not played Cod

    • @iamMildlyUpsetWithMostOfYouTub
      @iamMildlyUpsetWithMostOfYouTub 5 лет назад +14

      jay Raging tea bagger4 or Minecraft

    • @Igoggles
      @Igoggles 5 лет назад +5

      Or played pvz

    • @gorillainkdh
      @gorillainkdh 5 лет назад +3

      Or watch the Romero remakes...

    • @polaknasieci1331
      @polaknasieci1331 5 лет назад +1

      @@Igoggles technicly the zombies in PvZ don't swim they just walk in floties but the point still stands

    • @ShantyTowniekKMm
      @ShantyTowniekKMm 5 лет назад

      Walkers in TWD Michonne:”Am i a joke to you?”

  • @TheCrazyfighter19
    @TheCrazyfighter19 3 года назад +6

    James: “These kill counts aren’t a replacement for actually watching the movies.”
    “Please don’t ask for a kill count til it’s available on blu ray”
    RUclips comments: “I’m gonna pretend I didn’t see that.”

  • @adamloudermilk2919
    @adamloudermilk2919 5 лет назад +330

    I’ve never laughed harder than hearing James pronounce “Valdosta” 💀

    • @theindooroutdoorsman
      @theindooroutdoorsman 5 лет назад +4

      I know plenty of folks that say Valdusta. It's quite funny.

    • @racheldesirae7011
      @racheldesirae7011 5 лет назад +16

      I’m from valdosta georgia and cringed so hard

    • @KpopExotic
      @KpopExotic 5 лет назад +9

      As someone from Georgia this cracked my ass up LMAO 😂 still love ya James

    • @ScarletErza94
      @ScarletErza94 5 лет назад +6

      I was screaming “ITS VALDAWSTAAAAAAA” 😂😂

    • @iMakeYouLAWL
      @iMakeYouLAWL 5 лет назад +3

      VAL D AH STA!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @neutral8348
    @neutral8348 5 лет назад +191

    Me: I wonder why its 24 minutes
    Him: were also counting the zombies

    • @oosmosmoo
      @oosmosmoo 5 лет назад +3

      Because it's a sponsored advertisement for the movie?

    • @thatoneidiot4656
      @thatoneidiot4656 5 лет назад +1

      Hahahhshs

    • @Str6wbie
      @Str6wbie 5 лет назад

      Actually, it's only almost 24 minutes when the seconds are past 50

  • @pepurouni
    @pepurouni 5 лет назад +227

    "a decade ago"
    excuse me while i crack my 80 year old back

    • @Vincexn
      @Vincexn 5 лет назад +4

      I honestly thought this movie came out 5 or so years ago...

    • @pepurouni
      @pepurouni 5 лет назад +2

      @@mattg8600 ignore it 😅 we don't need any negativity haha

    • @nerd_world8919
      @nerd_world8919 5 лет назад +3

      espresso alpaca it feels like just yesterday that I watched the movie and then I think back and realize that it has indeed been 10 years.

    • @pepurouni
      @pepurouni 5 лет назад +1

      @@nerd_world8919 reality hits 😂

  • @RocketDakota
    @RocketDakota 2 года назад +25

    I always wondered why this park looked so familiar. I was eight when the movie released but it just seemed so memorable. Now I know it's cuz its the amusement park i frequent the most XD.

  • @chadfromchad8059
    @chadfromchad8059 5 лет назад +2554

    This is the first movie where the camera man actually dies

    • @gamer_guz
      @gamer_guz 5 лет назад +61

      How I didn’t notice that.

    • @igorpaosz7508
      @igorpaosz7508 5 лет назад +38

      @@gamer_guz in the first scene of the movie

    • @gamer_guz
      @gamer_guz 5 лет назад +19

      Igor XDDD oh right I forgot about that.

    • @jinglewhy4053
      @jinglewhy4053 5 лет назад +43

      I might be wrong but, what about cloverfeild??

    • @timeisonmyside3136
      @timeisonmyside3136 5 лет назад +8

      What about BW project?

  • @lilliwillis3567
    @lilliwillis3567 5 лет назад +422

    When your so early it’s impossible to have finished watching yet.

  • @xdinhoxmikelx
    @xdinhoxmikelx 4 года назад +364

    “Who’s Bill Marrury?”
    “Now I’ve never Hit a Child Before”
    That got me Cheif

  • @TFFProd
    @TFFProd 3 года назад +6

    When the cameraman is the first to die you know that everyone else is too.

  • @crashvds777
    @crashvds777 5 лет назад +242

    “Crushed by piano like a damn looney toon” 😂😂😂

  • @nitrozeus7398
    @nitrozeus7398 5 лет назад +187

    So glad for this kill count
    Also: snowballs where’s the godamn twinkies

    • @lonewolf9578
      @lonewolf9578 5 лет назад +1

      I like snowballs

    • @VOLTZ123
      @VOLTZ123 5 лет назад +1

      Nitro Zeus hey I’m streaming if your bored come join 😁

    • @434444334
      @434444334 5 лет назад

      lol if you look in the truck u can see twikies XD

  • @pablito-e
    @pablito-e 5 лет назад +169

    Second Rule: Double Tap
    Second Movie: Double Tap

  • @kitsnap1228
    @kitsnap1228 2 года назад +23

    Amber dying from toilet injuries is a nice touch of realism ^^

  • @wilburger506
    @wilburger506 5 лет назад +308

    Nobody:
    James referring to Columbus before his name is established: *EISENBERG*

    • @Crystal_959
      @Crystal_959 5 лет назад +7

      Wil bur putting nobody: before a bad attempt at a meme doesn’t make it funny

    • @TCG9777
      @TCG9777 5 лет назад +2

      [not] funny

    • @mrb4795
      @mrb4795 5 лет назад

      @@TCG9777 [didn't] laugh

  • @FivesFigures
    @FivesFigures 5 лет назад +164

    James: Since I've never heard of no some swimming zombies..
    *You haven't played Minecraft then.*

    • @vbgvbg1133
      @vbgvbg1133 5 лет назад +8

      *fool, it is you who does not play the craft. zombies can no longer swim.*

    • @SSGSSTheo
      @SSGSSTheo 5 лет назад +3

      VbgVbg 113 drowned’s 1.14

    • @sunder530
      @sunder530 5 лет назад +2

      VbgVbg 113 But drowned

    • @amyschildgamerlive4519
      @amyschildgamerlive4519 5 лет назад +2

      Probably not since that sounds specific to minecraft players. However there are far better examples to choose from that are way more well known. The walking dead for instance.

    • @antarticstorm7991
      @antarticstorm7991 5 лет назад +3

      Zombies can no longer swim they drown and turn into drowned

  • @Prod._By_Kyoto_Beatz
    @Prod._By_Kyoto_Beatz 5 лет назад +159

    Movie: zombie kill of the week
    Dead meat: Wait, that’s illegal.

  • @baileeharding8886
    @baileeharding8886 2 месяца назад +2

    My ex knows I don't like zombie stuff (just never had an interest) but convinced me to watch this (I like Woody Harrelson as does he) I actually thoroughly enjoyed this.

  • @kirbystar6447
    @kirbystar6447 4 года назад +832

    This is the closest thing I will ever get to a Left 4 Dead 2 movie.

    • @ozalduin4383
      @ozalduin4383 4 года назад +24

      They were gonna be in the same universe If I'm not wrong.

    • @ozalduin4383
      @ozalduin4383 4 года назад +16

      Ios5513 yup special infecteds in boxes for example xd

    • @Doodlebopgamingfortheboyz
      @Doodlebopgamingfortheboyz 4 года назад +22

      Omg I would kill to get these four characters in a left 4 dead 2 Campaign.

    • @Sheridan2LT
      @Sheridan2LT 4 года назад +15

      Zombieland feels like a tie in to l4d2, and l4d2 a tie in to zombie land lmao. Even the character designs scream that moreso than the more 28 Days Later style L4D1 characters, maps and designs

    • @awesomet2816
      @awesomet2816 4 года назад +2

      XD I played left for dead 2

  • @nonyabusiness3326
    @nonyabusiness3326 5 лет назад +178

    Just finished watching Zombieland: Double Tap and I feel so bad for the amount of kills your gonna have to count.

  • @papajackieee4166
    @papajackieee4166 5 лет назад +150

    I love this movie and i can’t wait till double tap

  • @sykovfx
    @sykovfx 5 лет назад +346

    “I ain’t ever heard of no swimming zombies before”
    Jason Voorhees dude! James, I’m disappointed

    • @moronictendencies
      @moronictendencies 5 лет назад +17

      I never realized until reading this comment that Jason after Part 2 was a machete/harpoon-wielding zombie.

    • @sykovfx
      @sykovfx 5 лет назад +5

      Uncreative Name Naah part 2 was human up until part 4. Then in part 6 he gets struck by lightning and is PROPERLY zombiefied. Then, in part 8, he somehow catches up with the ship to New York

    • @laf1493
      @laf1493 5 лет назад +2

      @@sykovfx no part 6

    • @clairepettie
      @clairepettie 5 лет назад +4

      Varies on the definition. Voodoo Zombie? Yeah, he's _undead,_ but there's no ritual performed or drug taken. He neither catches an illness that causes zombiefication, nor gets infected through a bite. Plus, he's like Teflon. There is no amount of single or double taps that can take him out. Now all I can think of is that scene with Corey Feldman screaming "Die! Die! Die! Die!"

    • @snek4134
      @snek4134 5 лет назад +2

      Aye I don’t think he classifies as a zombie but a serial killer maybe

  • @dalekemperor1984
    @dalekemperor1984 4 года назад +122

    Everyone else: I cant wait for Zombieland: Double Tap kill count
    Me, a British intellectual: I can't wait for the Shaun of the Dead Kill Count

    • @DeetsterB
      @DeetsterB 4 года назад +4

      YES!!

    • @andrewoxford1322
      @andrewoxford1322 4 года назад

      You're not a quote "british intellectual" because you've watched a popular movie. Wtf

    • @dalekemperor1984
      @dalekemperor1984 4 года назад +7

      @@andrewoxford1322 it’s called a joke.

    • @dalekemperor1984
      @dalekemperor1984 4 года назад

      @@ryleemarkland didn’t say it was

    • @dalekemperor1984
      @dalekemperor1984 4 года назад +1

      @@ryleemarkland so go over the entire internet and tell everyone who does that meme that.

  • @coachrenaldo
    @coachrenaldo 5 лет назад +248

    “These rules are a great little *runner* throughout the film”
    Says James as a man is *running* away from a *runner* zombie while rule #1: *cardio* is on screen.

    • @chat2807
      @chat2807 5 лет назад

      Coach Renaldo I’ll tell you the #1 thing to run away from
      Creeper

    • @Moist-Socks
      @Moist-Socks 5 лет назад +1

      @@chat2807 AWWWWW MAN

  • @kxgn13
    @kxgn13 3 года назад +13

    I remember seeing this movie when I was like 7 in a bar restaurant and it scared the shit out of me for weeks (it was the scene with Tallahassee and Columbus in the grocery store)

  • @TotallyNotALolicon
    @TotallyNotALolicon 5 лет назад +172

    Greatest catchphrase in cinema history
    “It’s time to nut up or shut up”

    • @crimsonhunter7598
      @crimsonhunter7598 5 лет назад

      Yeah

    • @sonarbuge7958
      @sonarbuge7958 5 лет назад +1

      SC Garrett
      What does that even mean to ‘nut up’.
      Maybe I need context I haven’t watched the movie

    • @USSCYT
      @USSCYT 5 лет назад

      @@sonarbuge7958 It means do it

    • @silversamurai0267
      @silversamurai0267 5 лет назад +1

      @@sonarbuge7958 It basically means grow a pair and start acting like a badass, or else don't complain when shitty things start happening to you. Nut up, or shut up.

    • @SabrinaJadedreamer
      @SabrinaJadedreamer 5 лет назад +2

      Aka the worst

  • @tenet8714
    @tenet8714 4 года назад +500

    James: theses kill counts arent supposed to replace the movie experiences!
    Me: they do for me..

  • @TheMeanderingduck6
    @TheMeanderingduck6 2 года назад +4

    As a Survivor fan, the Mike White joke had me in tears.

  • @aaronbrunson3267
    @aaronbrunson3267 5 лет назад +100

    “Eaten by zombie on shitter” my favorite

  • @CallMeAfterLaughter
    @CallMeAfterLaughter 5 лет назад +62

    I cannot believe James hasn’t rewatched this in nearly ten years. I watch it like maybe every couple of months

    • @TruFon
      @TruFon 5 лет назад +5

      StevenThunder 12 same lol this movie is my all time favorite movie I probably watched this movie 100 times

    • @matejcevnik7362
      @matejcevnik7362 5 лет назад +1

      How boring is your life that you rewatch the same movie more than once?

    • @crowqueenamps
      @crowqueenamps 5 лет назад +3

      @@matejcevnik7362
      Just because you enjoy a movie a lot doesn't make your life boring.

    • @undercoverz21
      @undercoverz21 5 лет назад +2

      @@matejcevnik7362 the way you're saying it also applies for video games as well play games over again and again so really you can find enjoyment in anything for as long as it makes you happy

    • @Krewton08
      @Krewton08 5 лет назад +1

      It’s a good movie we’re buying the rules shirt to the movies

  • @majiezubiaga04
    @majiezubiaga04 5 лет назад +148

    "Haven't heard swimming zombies"
    RESIDENT EVIL: Am I a JoKe tO YoU?!?!

    • @devildognick321
      @devildognick321 5 лет назад +1

      *cough* land of the dead *cough*

    • @nexal8109
      @nexal8109 5 лет назад

      Have you heard of zombie driving vehicles and using guns?
      Hmmm
      Some movie company: Haha new zombie content

    • @benreynolds8457
      @benreynolds8457 5 лет назад

      Pvz too

    • @devildognick321
      @devildognick321 5 лет назад

      @@benreynolds8457 omg your right I completely forgot about the pool levels

    • @firefoxbtw9753
      @firefoxbtw9753 5 лет назад

      Wait so zombies can swim in resident evil?

  • @CalifornianCuttlefish
    @CalifornianCuttlefish 2 года назад +4

    Great Video! *I love this film, it's a perfect balance of hilarious and horrifying*

  • @Lazyplays689
    @Lazyplays689 5 лет назад +422

    “We’re all orphans in zombie land”
    Dang This just got dark😧

  • @E.Saca89
    @E.Saca89 5 лет назад +147

    I like how “for whom the bell Tolls” is in the begging of the movie

    • @gdelusiveplayz3609
      @gdelusiveplayz3609 5 лет назад +1

      yeah man. movies of begging people are really great

    • @4345ghee
      @4345ghee 5 лет назад

      Begging movie bobs and vagene