Cooties (2014) KILL COUNT

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  • @DeadMeat
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  • @TellItAnimated
    @TellItAnimated 2 года назад +17702

    I love how Elijah Wood has really ingrained himself in the horror genre since LotRs, he, Daniel Radcliffe and Robert Pattinson have all done a great job of reinventing themselves since their popular franchises from earlier in their career.

  • @tyvania1322
    @tyvania1322 2 года назад +4188

    So is nobody gonna talk about how the girl could literally see the black goo in the nugget and still ate it

    • @vigaliy7217
      @vigaliy7217 2 года назад +501

      Or how she even ate school food

    • @glitchedhunter2837
      @glitchedhunter2837 2 года назад +138

      Food is food

    • @OriginalName-ge3gv
      @OriginalName-ge3gv 2 года назад +132

      Idk I eat expired nuggets with maggots all over them at school.
      Not too different isit?

    • @okjeffy6581
      @okjeffy6581 2 года назад +16

      Well I am still wondering why the fuck did they kill their own students

    • @annetteadcock1848
      @annetteadcock1848 2 года назад +114

      Im more interested that they served chicken nuggets for breakfeast

  • @thedragonmaster1436
    @thedragonmaster1436 2 года назад +864

    I just realized that the guy that played Sheriff David is both a Golden Chainsaw kill in Brightburn, and Dull Machete kill here. He's won BOTH awards

    • @TheDankNootTF2
      @TheDankNootTF2 2 года назад +37

      He was also in Breaking Bad!

    • @thedragonmaster1436
      @thedragonmaster1436 2 года назад +35

      @@TheDankNootTF2 really? No shit. Good for him! Hope his career is still landing him awesome roles

    • @giovanniulloa7054
      @giovanniulloa7054 Год назад +10

      @@thedragonmaster1436 why did you say no shit

    • @Flameonoodle
      @Flameonoodle Год назад +37

      @@giovanniulloa7054 Guessing they used it as "Oh My God" "Oh Man" or "Wow"

    • @bernlin2000
      @bernlin2000 Год назад +5

      First and only time that's happened on the Kill Count?

  • @sadshiver
    @sadshiver Год назад +238

    "Oh look, carnage" is probably one of my favorite random lines I've heard in a while.

  • @Sinvicta
    @Sinvicta 2 года назад +6379

    James nailed the Coach look!

  • @snake_wit_tophat9835
    @snake_wit_tophat9835 2 года назад +3226

    “he gets overunned by zombie kids”
    *doesn’t get added to the kill count*
    *somethings wrong, I can feel it*

    • @dantelovesbleach
      @dantelovesbleach 2 года назад +72

      The dude did survive though

    • @powermetallistic2293
      @powermetallistic2293 2 года назад +212

      @@dantelovesbleach Yea, thats why he knew some trick was gonna come in the movie.

    • @moltenshard
      @moltenshard 2 года назад +21

      @@dantelovesbleach He gives the commentary after watching the movie

    • @8bitboss
      @8bitboss 2 года назад +12

      becuase he survives

    • @JolteOnWisconsin
      @JolteOnWisconsin 2 года назад +19

      No way Dwight Schrute goes down that easily

  • @Wooshey_Wooj
    @Wooshey_Wooj 2 года назад +361

    The “who is that lady!?” Joke was HILARIOUS already James. No salt in the wound pwease. Lol.

  • @Halfbreedmofo
    @Halfbreedmofo Год назад +134

    That ooh look carnage line from from the teacher with social anxiety killed me.😂😂

  • @rockbroplayz3654
    @rockbroplayz3654 2 года назад +6445

    Imagine doing a kill count of Disney “Soul” it would break the record

    • @diognes4846
      @diognes4846 2 года назад +274

      They say how many people had died :)

    • @tonyflamingo8637
      @tonyflamingo8637 2 года назад +155

      He does horror movies though not Disney movies

    • @diognes4846
      @diognes4846 2 года назад +317

      @@tonyflamingo8637 yeah thats matpats territory

    • @rudra.patel.001
      @rudra.patel.001 2 года назад +56

      @@tonyflamingo8637 Your name is very classy, I must say.

    • @clonecommanderfang2827
      @clonecommanderfang2827 2 года назад +21

      Imagine doing star wars episode 4 or 6 space station explosion

  • @2diceyy
    @2diceyy 2 года назад +554

    9:01 "WHO IS THAT LADY" literally the most funniest line in this movie

  • @iwannabeyahtzee8056
    @iwannabeyahtzee8056 2 года назад +95

    That 'Cootie shot' from Tamara was actually a pretty sweet moment.

  • @hueyang2646
    @hueyang2646 2 года назад +74

    “WHO IS THAT LADY?!”
    My favorite line.

  • @SixHunnidFL
    @SixHunnidFL 2 года назад +1117

    Those kids that were absent that day were verrry lucky

    • @heystopthatnow222
      @heystopthatnow222 2 года назад +14

      @Lucas Sanchez LOL!!!!!😂

    • @louie9355
      @louie9355 2 года назад +14

      @Lucas Sanchez "ah damn!"

    • @hopepapernacky
      @hopepapernacky 2 года назад +12

      Well it still spread across the world

    • @JetBlack2024
      @JetBlack2024 2 года назад +4

      I mean the towns were over run so I don’t think they faired any better.

    • @sutterismine
      @sutterismine 2 года назад +4

      cue FInal Destination 6

  • @noosakareal
    @noosakareal 2 года назад +347

    "Oh look! Carnage!"
    The best fucking quote

    • @totaltakeovergames7275
      @totaltakeovergames7275 2 года назад +15

      I feel like only Leigh Whannell could’ve done that quote too lol.

    • @ceverett68
      @ceverett68 2 года назад +8

      favorite line of the movie

    • @bioscar4998
      @bioscar4998 2 года назад +6

      I would say that first chance I get when a Zombie Apocalypse began-

    • @jasonstinson6249
      @jasonstinson6249 2 года назад

      When does he say this?

  • @valenciageode25
    @valenciageode25 2 года назад +20

    I like that the kids don’t act completely mindless. Patriot has enough cognitive ability to cut the electricity, respond to an alarm from another kid, and let the others is. Also playing with their food.

  • @randomchannel1184
    @randomchannel1184 2 года назад +38

    The rest of the kids: zombies together strong.
    Dink and Patriot: look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power.

  • @skyofthelivingdead
    @skyofthelivingdead 2 года назад +531

    “So socially inept he has to study small talk.” Same.

    • @zee-bruh5993
      @zee-bruh5993 2 года назад +15

      introvert check.....sorry

    • @Its_Me_Romano
      @Its_Me_Romano 2 года назад +2

      You lying

    • @aaronseidl5941
      @aaronseidl5941 2 года назад +3

      I feel attacked 🤣

    • @stardragon7893
      @stardragon7893 2 года назад +7

      Never have I been so offended by something that describes me perfectly.

    • @killergamer7222
      @killergamer7222 2 года назад +1

      Bro you’re lonely that’s so hilarious I forgot to laugh

  • @amaandesai7037
    @amaandesai7037 2 года назад +572

    “I’m sorry little one”
    -The Forever Purge

    • @alexanderhopkins917
      @alexanderhopkins917 2 года назад

      Wait a minute wait a minute didn’t jack mcbrayer play Tom in the odd squad movie I have seen the odd squad movie once on pbs kids

    • @kalibruhmoment3032
      @kalibruhmoment3032 2 года назад

      So I'm guessing that movie didn't so good huh?

  • @h1murashi
    @h1murashi 9 месяцев назад +23

    Night Outs with Meredith are really something.
    She took Pam drinking, and here, she took Dwight on a zombie hunt!
    She really does know her coworkers.

  • @one_for_one
    @one_for_one 2 года назад +65

    For anyone curious, the joke in him giving the kids amphetamines and them all falling asleep is that they all then must have adhd. Stimulants interact with your brain chemistry differently if you have adhd and function as a depressant. In school i had a doctors note to give me caffeine if I was a handful and it chilled me tf out.

  • @goldenhand9107
    @goldenhand9107 2 года назад +1882

    9:49 the reason i find that joke so funny is because it was improvised, that reaction from Elijah Wood is probably 100% real; he looks _so_ taken off guard and offended. i love it

    • @bigbrocol1908
      @bigbrocol1908 2 года назад +134

      Elijah has the “Did he just call me a fuckin’ Hobbit?” look on his face, freaking priceless

    • @bernlin2000
      @bernlin2000 Год назад +17

      I would cringe so much...like, we know, Rainn, you dork. "Sneak around like a Hobbit" crashes together both The Office AND Lord of the Rings. Why remind the audience they could be watching 2 better things? 🤣

    • @vandalsavage6743
      @vandalsavage6743 5 месяцев назад +2

      That joke and "I can totally pass for Harry Potter" in Wilfred the TV Show were so self aware 😂

  • @jg6551
    @jg6551 2 года назад +738

    James: “cooties (2014)”
    RUclips: “cooties (2015) take it or leave it”

  • @bernlin2000
    @bernlin2000 Год назад +25

    15:05 But chicken nuggets turning kids into raging zombies checks out? 🤣 James' ability to attempt to tease out logic in a highly illogical situation is awesome

  • @randomchannel1184
    @randomchannel1184 2 года назад +30

    Everyone when dink died: oh my god! You killed a kid!
    Calvin: this is fine.

  • @MegaJSK123
    @MegaJSK123 2 года назад +1859

    Who else paused on that document to read all the Kill Count requests?
    So many good movies on there, the ones I wish were higher are Lost Boys, Wolf Creek and American Werewolf in London

    • @samon5391
      @samon5391 2 года назад +22

      Also my favourite,as the gods will!

    • @spacespider4998
      @spacespider4998 2 года назад +20

      I was one of the people who said terminator

    • @JosephCWest
      @JosephCWest 2 года назад +13

      I’m so surprised Army of the Dead is number 1, I love that film so much

    • @charmeter2183
      @charmeter2183 2 года назад +10

      I want 28 days later and a quiet p lace part 2

    • @JimboRustles
      @JimboRustles 2 года назад +6

      I wonder what the color codes mean

  • @JamesG1880
    @JamesG1880 2 года назад +407

    As an elementary teacher it really does seem like this movie tried at moments to have a thought provoking premise. While the kids might not literally eat you alive, they will figuratively if you aren’t cut out for the job😅😂

    • @SupernaturalDetective
      @SupernaturalDetective 2 года назад +26

      They can smell weakness

    • @slimyderek_7139
      @slimyderek_7139 2 года назад +3

      @@SupernaturalDetective 😂😭💀

    • @slimyderek_7139
      @slimyderek_7139 2 года назад +4

      @@SupernaturalDetective this comment gonna be popular within 2 days😂

    • @silverhawk8699
      @silverhawk8699 2 года назад +4

      You know what, I can't argue against that, seen it firsthand😭😂
      Also thank you for taking on one of the hardest jobs we have in modern society, you should be given more credit and pay😥

  • @ubernate860
    @ubernate860 2 года назад +40

    Im happy Elijah Wood was able to climb out of the Frodo hole. He's truly talented and deserves so much more

  • @Electricity_artz
    @Electricity_artz Год назад +10

    It’s kinda funny how the voice of wander(from wander over yonder) , a cheetah from the lion guard , and fix it Felix , is in this movie-

  • @NovaPheonix
    @NovaPheonix 2 года назад +224

    "A character you don't even remember!" James, please, he has a sick van of course we remember him

    • @cesarvictoriano8072
      @cesarvictoriano8072 2 года назад +3

      and he’s played by Hurley from Lost. And isn’t a major disappointment with what they do with his character. Unlike on LOST.

    • @PurpleFury2375
      @PurpleFury2375 2 года назад +2

      @@cesarvictoriano8072 LOST was far from a disappointment. And Hurley had tons of character, but then again, i have a bias as I was the only one in my house that liked the show. I felt a connection with the characters

    • @NovaPheonix
      @NovaPheonix 2 года назад

      @@cesarvictoriano8072 It's really just the Van for me, I want it

    • @jimmybrown4205
      @jimmybrown4205 2 года назад

      @@cesarvictoriano8072 Disagree, Hurley has one of the best arcs and most deserving fates on Lost.

  • @christianfrederick4272
    @christianfrederick4272 2 года назад +156

    I like how that dude says "Oh look, carnage" as if it's not the first time he's seen this

    • @jesusmeza1678
      @jesusmeza1678 2 года назад +14

      He is a teacher obviously he seen carnage

  • @randomopal6758
    @randomopal6758 Год назад +3

    One day my dad rented this film from the towns library (yes we can rent films from there). I was about 8 or 9 years old and I thought "okay this might be funny, i'll watch it with my dad." I sat down and when it got to the part where the teacher got ripped apart, I started screaming and crying and had to run into my room. Safe to say I was traumatized for a few months and didn't eat chicken nuggets lmao. A few years later, I see that Elijah Wood is going to a Con that I go to yearly and decided to meet him for his role as Wirt from OTGW. After waiting in line for almost 2 hours, I finally got up to him and told him about my experience with Cooties and how I almost became vegan. He laughed and said "I don't think that was the intention of the film." He was super nice aha

  • @cml__as
    @cml__as Год назад +7

    i’d really like to see a sequel for Cooties, one that picks up like straight from where they left off, where they resolve the storylines like the love triangle or finding a cure

  • @lambsus9380
    @lambsus9380 2 года назад +270

    “Oh look, carnage.” He said casually

    • @hi-bl4vq
      @hi-bl4vq 2 года назад +4

      "Just enough blood and death for me to get a sponser"

    • @TraumatisedShimo
      @TraumatisedShimo 2 года назад +2

      So my favourite food is sus 🔪🔫

    • @themyofmy
      @themyofmy 2 года назад

      @@TraumatisedShimo 📮📙📔📗📘 THERE IS AN IMPOSTER AMOGUS!!!! MUNGUS!!!!! EHEHEAHAAHAHEHEHEAHEEHEHE

    • @TraumatisedShimo
      @TraumatisedShimo 2 года назад

      I SAW @@themyofmyVENT!

    • @stevenmattrell3448
      @stevenmattrell3448 2 года назад +1

      - Me watching the Venom 2 trailer

  • @stacyfrickboi6218
    @stacyfrickboi6218 2 года назад +308

    When James looks like he's about to tell you his grandma can run faster than you

  • @yourmother5928
    @yourmother5928 2 года назад +7

    As a public school student, the zombie and unzombidfied kids are basically how the kids at my my school.

  • @evanw.3756
    @evanw.3756 Год назад +8

    I love how he always decorates and dresses up for each movie

  • @oranji7258
    @oranji7258 2 года назад +468

    Everyone knows that the only cure to cooties is a “circle, circle, dot, dot; now you’ve got your cooties shot”

    • @phantompenguin1065
      @phantompenguin1065 2 года назад +19

      Why did I never hear of this

    • @owyemen9367
      @owyemen9367 2 года назад +25

      @@phantompenguin1065 either someone you know never got cooties or they never got cured

    • @fledthehunter5293
      @fledthehunter5293 2 года назад +20

      Oh, I just got smacked with a stick

    • @captain1203
      @captain1203 2 года назад +4

      @@fledthehunter5293 LMFAO

    • @h1tokiri
      @h1tokiri 2 года назад +1

      what does cooties mean exactly? lmao im confused

  • @ShortHax
    @ShortHax 2 года назад +3592

    If Gordon Ramsay made a cameo in the movie, the kill count would be almost nil

    • @totodilemegafan
      @totodilemegafan 2 года назад +95

      youre verified so i must like, its a rule

    • @titipezehealing4348
      @titipezehealing4348 2 года назад +34

      tf I just clicked on another video from lpl, Jesus Christ another comment spammer

    • @danilau2379
      @danilau2379 2 года назад +142

      "What is that?Cooties?!In my food?You donut!!"

    • @stegt8484
      @stegt8484 2 года назад +64

      It's fookin RAW, GET OUT!

    • @DemBigOlEyes
      @DemBigOlEyes 2 года назад +70

      Actually, it would have a higher kill count than Final Destination, with Gordon roasting everyone left and right.

  • @Lauria-gb2hq
    @Lauria-gb2hq 11 месяцев назад +12

    Can we appreciate how much work he puts in the background of his videos

  • @gavino0077
    @gavino0077 Год назад +9

    8:15 i just love how he clotheslines a little kid XD

  • @ItsTheVioletQueen
    @ItsTheVioletQueen 2 года назад +266

    “‘It’s a comedy!’ And they were like ‘well, we were thinking more of a horror’ and my response was ‘but it’s called ‘Cooties.’’”
    He says that but then “The Bye-Bye Man” came out which isn’t classified as a comedy.

  • @RatchyRaccoon
    @RatchyRaccoon 2 года назад +361

    “I’ll go aHEAD and count this kill.” James… oh James… I can’t believe I ever stopped watching your content

    • @Leigha-kp9be
      @Leigha-kp9be 2 года назад +12

      I know I also stopped watching him I don’t know why

    • @heyitzzitro
      @heyitzzitro 2 года назад +3

      I occasionally watch him when he uploads movies I either know or I’ve heard of

    • @BlaizeTheDragon
      @BlaizeTheDragon 2 года назад +15

      It's more like a bingeable channel. Wait until a buch of videos have been uploaded then splash an evening out on them.

    • @user-lr8ow2jg4e
      @user-lr8ow2jg4e 2 года назад +4

      I just came back because of the title. I stopped watching him for a while for no reason at all. I will watch him now.

    • @user-lr8ow2jg4e
      @user-lr8ow2jg4e 2 года назад +7

      @@BlaizeTheDragon You either binge watch em now or you don't watch him in months. There is no in between.

  • @OscarTien12
    @OscarTien12 8 месяцев назад +5

    Also hey, Fun fact, Jack McBrayer was known for playing other characters such as the engineering Fix-It Felix Jr. from Wreck it Ralph, the nerdy Irving from Phineas and Ferb and, oh yeah! Hoopin' Goofball Wander from Wander over Yonder, holy shit!

  • @FeganFloop
    @FeganFloop 11 месяцев назад +3

    3:05 that is the first lunch lady I have ever seen that is gentle when putting the food in the container. Every lunch lady I have just kinda throws it on there and trys to grab as many piece sof food in one scoop so to avoid having to do it a second time.

  • @pokealien
    @pokealien 2 года назад +433

    I'm glad to know that people are actively requesting Hatchet.

    • @thepancakelover2355
      @thepancakelover2355 2 года назад +13

      Dudeee, I’ve watched all the Hachet movies and I must that if James does the Hachet kill count, it’ll be my favorite kill count of this year. Sadly, he might have to censor everything since Victor is really violent!

    • @manifestedbeauty
      @manifestedbeauty 2 года назад +2

      I watched all of them with my family and I'm literally begging him to do them. By the third one, James is gonna lose his mind.

    • @altaccount9351
      @altaccount9351 2 года назад +3

      Hatchet, you mean the Gary Paulson book that was turned in to a mooooooooviiiiiiiiiiiie

    • @Slurv3
      @Slurv3 2 года назад

      Would love it too, but no way he can post it without being demonetized

    • @brettshulenburg4779
      @brettshulenburg4779 2 года назад

      I came to say the same thing! It's my favorite!

  • @thebrideofghostface
    @thebrideofghostface 2 года назад +603

    From the creator of Saw and the creator of glee is a killer tagline, dude.

  • @rivera5b
    @rivera5b 2 года назад +6

    13:25 of course she thinks this is a 2012 style apocalypse, because ironically Tamara’s actress, Morgan Lily also starred in 2012.

  • @ConetheCone
    @ConetheCone Год назад +8

    They should make a sequel to cooties, I feel like the ending left us on a cliffhanger

  • @stevenmattrell3448
    @stevenmattrell3448 2 года назад +454

    *The group goes to Danville
    “Hey Ferb, I know what we’re going to do today!”

    • @90139
      @90139 2 года назад +4

      That's what I was thinking

    • @nicholasgoatbe912
      @nicholasgoatbe912 2 года назад +1

      LoL

    • @smcool0514
      @smcool0514 2 года назад

      no. No. NO. NOOOOOOOOOO!

    • @comatoasted82
      @comatoasted82 2 года назад +2

      Cracks a smile then heard perry nervously cluck in the background.

  • @DoubleKay31
    @DoubleKay31 2 года назад +143

    McBrayer was also a part of the “Wreck-It Ralph” movies as Fix-It Felix and the series “Wander Over Yonder” as Wander.

  • @cooldude791
    @cooldude791 Год назад +17

    9:29 got me dead

  • @lolnation9303
    @lolnation9303 2 года назад +9

    I love how he’s just casually trying to grow grass lmfao 😂

  • @YamiSpyro2011
    @YamiSpyro2011 2 года назад +239

    Every time James changes the rules for kills: Your show mate, im just here for the kills

    • @tetoterritory
      @tetoterritory 2 года назад +11

      idc if he changes up the rules in videos, i’m just here for the great videos

    • @kagemushashien8394
      @kagemushashien8394 2 года назад +3

      You like Spyro the Dragon and yugioh it seems, me too

    • @YamiSpyro2011
      @YamiSpyro2011 2 года назад +1

      @@kagemushashien8394 that obvious aye?

  • @biggoochdog2129
    @biggoochdog2129 2 года назад +255

    I feel bad for James in the new purge movie, that’s a lot of body’s to count

    • @h3artr3nd3r
      @h3artr3nd3r 2 года назад +1

      Was it a good movie?

    • @peepjones3717
      @peepjones3717 2 года назад +7

      @@h3artr3nd3r it’s pretty good not the best of the series but definitely worth a watch

    • @h3artr3nd3r
      @h3artr3nd3r 2 года назад +1

      @@peepjones3717 Okay, thank you

    • @scousefcburkito6523
      @scousefcburkito6523 2 года назад

      How many do u think are there

    • @minigamercool
      @minigamercool 2 года назад

      dont feel bad he makes so much money from this shit

  • @Sleepystrawberryiscool
    @Sleepystrawberryiscool Год назад +4

    The way that when dink got killed kill by the fire extinguisher celvin was so calm

  • @kingofdiamondsfernandez6591
    @kingofdiamondsfernandez6591 2 года назад +2

    The kid that decided not to go to school that day must feel real lucky

  • @abvgavl
    @abvgavl 2 года назад +574

    Most people: "Don't do drugs kids"
    Dead Meat: "Don't do drugs kids...unless"

  • @fatpowerful
    @fatpowerful 2 года назад +223

    Big fan of James’s ‘middle school gym teacher’ fit.

  • @sarahbarr3567
    @sarahbarr3567 2 года назад +87

    I know nobody will see this but we need to give this man credit for doing all this work

  • @emo_link
    @emo_link Год назад +4

    I had a somewhat similar dream where me, my mom, and grandpa were stuck in a school overrun with zombies far as I remember, and we all survived. I don’t remember a good lot else besides my dream-version of me maybe running into some other lady who was ali

  • @BreedableVaporeon0978
    @BreedableVaporeon0978 2 года назад +514

    This feels like an alternative universes version of the Guy Who Doesn’t Like Musicals

    • @amberdragon895
      @amberdragon895 2 года назад +16

      It even has its own clivesdale!

    • @possums154
      @possums154 2 года назад

      Oh for sure

    • @nananaomi
      @nananaomi 2 года назад +6

      Didn't like, didn't like, didn't like-a-like 'em

    • @user-mv8ys5og5l
      @user-mv8ys5og5l 2 года назад +2

      I hope that and the other Hatchetfield shows get counted some day.

    • @benji7372
      @benji7372 2 года назад +2

      Exactly!

  • @nateds7326
    @nateds7326 2 года назад +170

    These kids are ruthless, they killed one of the 2 most dangerous bounty hunters in all of New Mexico with no effort!

    • @eatthatbuddy
      @eatthatbuddy 2 года назад +4

      Badger and who else I couldnt find them

    • @aneurysm.865
      @aneurysm.865 2 года назад +7

      They should send the HECU soldiers into the school lol.

    • @portman3950
      @portman3950 2 года назад

      @@aneurysm.865 nice

    • @jockeyfield1954
      @jockeyfield1954 2 года назад +6

      @@aneurysm.865 "don't shoot! i'm with the student council!"
      *gunfire intensifies*

  • @Donrobloxian
    @Donrobloxian Год назад +7

    Imagine A Kill Count when they don't give out a dull machete Cause all kills we're great

  • @wuzhere7518
    @wuzhere7518 2 года назад +5

    This feels like an M rated movie version of one of my favorite childhood books: zombie baseball beatdown

    • @user-se7dj6he3e
      @user-se7dj6he3e 8 месяцев назад +1

      i think you mean rated R because rated M is for video games not movies

  • @0Dawn_of_Time0
    @0Dawn_of_Time0 2 года назад +297

    If this movie was real, no child in school would eat a green chicken nugget. I seen some kids in school almost throwing up from a slightly burnt corn dog lmao.

    • @deadseriousGAME
      @deadseriousGAME 2 года назад +6

      Fam as a British kid I just get my bacon sarni from Tesco meal deal innit

    • @ohmygahdbilly
      @ohmygahdbilly 2 года назад

      @@deadseriousGAME the food of champions

    • @deadseriousGAME
      @deadseriousGAME 2 года назад

      @@ohmygahdbilly 😂

    • @edwardthibodeaux8815
      @edwardthibodeaux8815 2 года назад +2

      @@deadseriousGAME bro at my school kids would drink “juice”
      We called it that became hotdog mustard milk was too long to say

    • @ninjafalls1739
      @ninjafalls1739 Год назад +1

      Yeah if I saw that I’d flush it

  • @alienartist6811
    @alienartist6811 2 года назад +235

    8:10
    “Oh look! Carnage!” Is probably my FAV line from this movie

  • @ragpaw
    @ragpaw 2 года назад +5

    Something I find clever is that the disease only effects kids who haven’t gone through puberty since cooties was only really something that happened to little kids

  • @thespyamongus6973
    @thespyamongus6973 2 года назад +1

    thanks for making coodies i have been waiting for so long for this

  • @katysch
    @katysch 2 года назад +2639

    This has absolutely nothing to do with the kill count but I’d like to say something about James. I’ve been a fan for about 3 or 4 years and I’ve noticed over this time how considerate James is. He doesn’t support problematic creators and is very open about it. He also addresses offensive things in movies he covers very well and maturely. James even includes flashing lights/image trigger warnings. James is a wonderful person and deserves all the support he receives. Love ya.

    • @SirBlackReeds
      @SirBlackReeds 2 года назад +25

      Does he? He covers horror movies. The only kind of trigger warning he needs to use is one for epilepsy and "this is a horror movie kill count, so if you're squeamish then why the hell are you watching?" Crap like "trigger warning: racist imagery" is pointless and diminishes his content.
      Furthermore, who exactly is a problematic creator? For an example, E;R gets called problematic but the man's mostly a shitposter.

    • @elliereppe9021
      @elliereppe9021 2 года назад +286

      @@SirBlackReeds for example the man who created jeepers creepers, that man sexually assaulted a young boy. James does not support him or his work. The trigger warnings are for things like for a example self harm, as someone who has struggled with it immensely I appreciate the warnings and know to mentally prepare myself or to skip forward, it’s so someone doesn’t get upset or damaged by the content being displayed! Hope this helps :)

    • @katysch
      @katysch 2 года назад +96

      @@elliereppe9021 couldn't have said it better myself

    • @extratoasty29
      @extratoasty29 2 года назад +20

      @@elliereppe9021 just wondering is there any other creators James has talked about not liking? I ask this because I havent seen kill counts in a bit

    • @Jojo-xe1bg
      @Jojo-xe1bg 2 года назад +23

      @@shineeshaymin he said he’ll do it when he dies so maybe there’s a chance:)

  • @carliecairo
    @carliecairo 2 года назад +120

    *When the gym teacher said "sneak around like a little hobbit" I almost chocked on my lemonade*

  • @nugget0928
    @nugget0928 Год назад +2

    8:11 This is the greatest comedic delivery I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing, and it’s literally just 3 words.

  • @spacecase2493
    @spacecase2493 Год назад +4

    i watched this movie yesterday and honestly i loved it so much im so glad i watch these videos cause it’s given me so many great movies

  • @ferrisbueller3231
    @ferrisbueller3231 2 года назад +30

    16:10
    Hey, don't diss Danville like that! Sure, there's an evil scientist who tries to take over the Tri-State Area every day, but he's a really nice guy when you get to know him!

  • @DemBigOlEyes
    @DemBigOlEyes 2 года назад +333

    I thought for a moment the title said "Cuties", and wasn't surprised.
    EDIT: The kill counts are the careers of everyone involved in the film, especially the kids.

    • @Nova_501
      @Nova_501 2 года назад +38

      It should be classed as a horror movie tbf

    • @mikhailgorbachevsovietunion
      @mikhailgorbachevsovietunion 2 года назад +5

      everyone gangsta till james puts you on the kill count irl

    • @RainyDwarf
      @RainyDwarf 2 года назад +4

      Next kill count : James A Deathnisse

    • @Emike-nc9ew
      @Emike-nc9ew 2 года назад

      Yep,i made that joke before

  • @HugepopcornCS
    @HugepopcornCS Год назад +2

    As a diabetic, I always wonder if I could survive a horror movie as a diabetic.

  • @ToobzNightmare
    @ToobzNightmare Год назад +5

    My personal favorite zombie movie that I’ve seen! Not only is this movie close to perfect, but the ending REQUIRES a sequel. Anybody watching after this comment is made tell me if you agree 😉

    • @GojiHorrorFan1980
      @GojiHorrorFan1980 7 месяцев назад +1

      A sequel to cooties would be neat it was one that used to scare me and is pretty damn original and it is also funny and cheesy as well no offense but not my favorite zombie movie but it would be good to see a few or at least one sequel

  • @EdwinHargraves
    @EdwinHargraves 2 года назад +123

    pretty stoned, and "oh look, carnage" has me dying right now lol

    • @JamesEnsor
      @JamesEnsor 2 года назад +3

      Hell, I'm sober as a priest on Sunday and I thought it was pretty damn hilarious, too.

    • @EdwinHargraves
      @EdwinHargraves 2 года назад +1

      @@JamesEnsor lmfaoo, clever response man 😂

  • @jourdynne27
    @jourdynne27 2 года назад +502

    Important note to please remember that requests are counted *for consideration* whenever James isn’t sure what to cover on the Kill Count and wants to see what people have been asking for. The sheet is *not* meant to be taken as movies that are coming up on the schedule, so please don’t be mad if you don’t see all of these movies being covered next. Thanks, and keep those request emails comin’! 🥳

    • @DeadMeat
      @DeadMeat  2 года назад +202

      Dear God, so much this, haha.

    • @alecjlewis1
      @alecjlewis1 2 года назад +10

      @@DeadMeat I love that people are out here to help you out James!

    • @placeintheworldfadesaway5800
      @placeintheworldfadesaway5800 2 года назад +2

      Finally, someone who says that comments get ignored.

    • @dirtiscake4701
      @dirtiscake4701 2 года назад +4

      We just gonna skip over how this was commented 10 HOURS BEFORE THE VIDOE CAME OUT?

    • @StickiestOfCheese
      @StickiestOfCheese 2 года назад +13

      @@dirtiscake4701 *People supporting his Patreon gets early access to videos.*

  • @heathermccarroll2905
    @heathermccarroll2905 2 месяца назад

    I love THEESE type of videos! Basically like movies but shorten!

  • @Randomguytheo
    @Randomguytheo 2 года назад +4

    Love this movie! Thanks for covering it James!

  • @kevinrooney3351
    @kevinrooney3351 2 года назад +119

    The thing about _Cooties_ IMO is that it's a movie I suspect a lot of teachers really love. It's basically a love letter to the profession that's all about the lack of respect they get from society -- from parents, from their bosses, you name it -- and in which they are the heroes saving the day. That's the big thing I noticed watching this, more than the jokes or the kills: it's a movie about how teachers are awesome.

    • @arkking552
      @arkking552 Год назад +5

      Ignoring the zombies of course lol

  • @Plasstyre
    @Plasstyre 2 года назад +133

    I misread the title as 'cuties', and I thought it was gonna be a completely different type of horror.

    • @m7.alsharaf747
      @m7.alsharaf747 2 года назад +2

      No dude... no

    • @jeffthemercenary
      @jeffthemercenary 2 года назад +1

      That will be the first real life kills

    • @pesciisthebestcharacter5100
      @pesciisthebestcharacter5100 2 года назад +16

      "The dull machete for lamest kill goes to me after having to watch this."

    • @Plasstyre
      @Plasstyre 2 года назад +8

      @@pesciisthebestcharacter5100 "Golden chainsaw for coolest kill goes to Netflix's credibility after okaying this."

  • @tabathashaffer16
    @tabathashaffer16 8 месяцев назад +1

    The end got me dying how the demon looking guy said it would be nicer if you were dead then the little girl said alright bye

  • @clarenceyax8117
    @clarenceyax8117 Год назад +2

    I live in a small town, and we have a long standing rivalry with a nearby town, so that aspect of the film is realistic and relatable.

    • @user-se7dj6he3e
      @user-se7dj6he3e 7 месяцев назад +1

      when james listed all the small towns that have rivalries well he forgot in danger force swellview has a long standing rivalry with rivalton, in gamer's guide to pretty much everything redwood has a long standing rivalry with yuba and in the ghost and molly mcgee brightington has a rivalry with perfectborg

  • @avantikachaturvedi183
    @avantikachaturvedi183 2 года назад +1917

    this is a kinda late, but imo the adderall and ritalin putting the kids to sleep was a really good story effect. Basically for people with adhd, stimulants (like adderall) have a calming effect and even stuff like coffee can make you feel tired. it's a joke about how all the "kids these days" have adhd

    • @AAAAAAA504
      @AAAAAAA504 2 года назад +139

      As someone with ADHD, and who has taking adderall, it does NOT always work. That shit had me SCREECHING

    • @adriannebee2056
      @adriannebee2056 2 года назад +137

      Yeah it's a really gross ADHD joke that the movie did not need to make.

    • @erynnmurphy2996
      @erynnmurphy2996 2 года назад +71

      @@adriannebee2056 I didn't really get the joke either and I have ADHD, So I guess it's like a hit or miss thing. Idk

    • @bearoqueiro8905
      @bearoqueiro8905 2 года назад +40

      I feel like every kid with adhd didn't get it, because it doesn't make sense. talking from the perspective of having adhd, thanks folks for invalidating our existence again as if it already doesn't happen enough

    • @erynnmurphy2996
      @erynnmurphy2996 2 года назад +35

      @@bearoqueiro8905 I agree with that. I know I have ADHD but a certain somebody in my family says I'm either stupid or just brain-dead, my mom really helps me out.

  • @Failman-xy6ge
    @Failman-xy6ge 2 года назад +238

    Ah yes Danville, I’m surprised the zombies aren’t pharmacists

    • @redoranmagic6806
      @redoranmagic6806 2 года назад +18

      Lots of me! Lots of me!

    • @Joe-bo2fv
      @Joe-bo2fv 2 года назад +7

      @@redoranmagic6806 this lyric unlocked a memory I forgot I possessed. I cannot thank you any more

    • @Glaedrein
      @Glaedrein 2 года назад +5

      I died laughing at the Danville joke

    • @thatclipmakerguy9959
      @thatclipmakerguy9959 2 года назад +2

      So what you're trying to say is... there's lots of him?

    • @tetoterritory
      @tetoterritory 2 года назад +5

      i’m also surprised there aren’t any evil doctors with large buildings

  • @abd_craze6295
    @abd_craze6295 2 года назад +1

    Sheriff Dave.
    Died to a child in a car in cooties.
    Died to a child in a car in brightburn.
    Give this man a brake.

  • @gabrieljvelez-perez9275
    @gabrieljvelez-perez9275 9 месяцев назад +2

    Request: Could you do a kill count on “Eight legged freaks”? I love how the movie has an odd number of species of spiders situated in a single town.

    • @user-se7dj6he3e
      @user-se7dj6he3e 8 месяцев назад

      speaking of spiders @gabrieljvelez-perez9275 how about he does a kill count on that 1990 jeff daniels film Arachnophobia

  • @SeamlessR
    @SeamlessR 2 года назад +871

    Holy shit, a Crossed movie test.
    God dammit I really don't want to see that comic made into anything live action. The rest of Ennis' work has been improved by their adaptations but I just don't see it happening for Crossed.
    This feels like a one shot of the Crossed infection just at a school.

    • @ztlabraptor211
      @ztlabraptor211 2 года назад +45

      Crossed would never be allowed on TV. Way too much gore and sexual violence and all that

    • @Kingcole6
      @Kingcole6 2 года назад +18

      @@ztlabraptor211 A film series though would be SLIGHTLY more likely.
      Also, until we get a legit adaptation of Crossed, Cooties and the 2013 remake of The Crazies are the closest we'll ever get.
      Cooties: Because of the very darkly comedic tone matching some of the non-Ennis stories...for better or worse depending on how you view Cooties and/or Crossed.
      2013 Crazies: Because it features zombie-like infected that are capable of using weapons including firearms, being intelligent enough to set traps if need be, and killing people in sadistic gory fashion. That and the story's bleak tone at times does match the hopelessness of the Crossed universe.

    • @madara4665
      @madara4665 2 года назад +4

      It will get an kinda real life movie, where the People get an Virus and do the most bad things you can imagine. It’s an Taiwanese movie, though has a lot of similarities to the comic, but no 1v1 I would say. I send an link for the trailer, looks promising.

    • @Kingcole6
      @Kingcole6 2 года назад +2

      @@madara4665 let's hope this is legit.

    • @Incredisav
      @Incredisav 2 года назад +2

      Do yu really think that Preacher and The Boys series improved on the comics?! I for sure don't.

  • @juciy8599
    @juciy8599 2 года назад +215

    Can’t wait for The “Fear Street Trilogy” kill count

    • @aleeshahope27
      @aleeshahope27 2 года назад +21

      I bet golden chainsaw is gonna be the breadslicer kill

    • @paulamcnaughton5939
      @paulamcnaughton5939 2 года назад +7

      I agree. And for part two it will be the decapitated kill

    • @bigbandit4436
      @bigbandit4436 2 года назад +1

      Is he doing it?

    • @iateyourcheetos9951
      @iateyourcheetos9951 2 года назад +3

      @@bigbandit4436 if fear street comes out in blu ray he well most definitely do it. If he doesn't it's bc it's not in blu ray

    • @MrSketchyPlays
      @MrSketchyPlays 2 года назад +2

      @@iateyourcheetos9951 Isn't Fear street netflix exclusive?

  • @fadedpanckakes7012
    @fadedpanckakes7012 Год назад +2

    The gym teacher is Dwight OMG! This was amazing
    😊

  • @gvvmnceh
    @gvvmnceh Год назад +2

    11:30 that kid was not worried one bit that the pe teacher killed an infected kid lol

  • @thataurus2492
    @thataurus2492 2 года назад +92

    "WHO IS THAT LADY!!!" Was gold lol

    • @BolverkAtlasia
      @BolverkAtlasia 2 года назад +2

      It got a genuine gut laugh from me. Caught me off guard.

    • @thataurus2492
      @thataurus2492 2 года назад

      @@BolverkAtlasia 🤣🤣 right

    • @CinoG2G
      @CinoG2G 2 года назад +3

      the crossfit the coach too😂

  • @ket_pasty1585
    @ket_pasty1585 2 года назад +975

    i remember watching this when i was 9, gave me nightmares for weeks, i generally didn’t want to go to school because i was scared i would get cooties and rip my favourite teacher to pieces

  • @adriannward6465
    @adriannward6465 2 года назад +1

    Lol as a fellow Detroiter I love how you throw in places from Michigan every now and then in your videos 🙌🏾

  • @Ghouli0
    @Ghouli0 2 года назад

    I have been waiting for this for soooo long

  • @NoobedSkill
    @NoobedSkill 2 года назад +143

    James really hits the "I'm gonna give you a private lesson after school" vibes

  • @randomhorror1266
    @randomhorror1266 2 года назад +146

    This is one of the only horror movies that actually grossed me out and made it difficult for me to finish it. But, I did watch it and thought it was ok.

    • @gamingseed2511
      @gamingseed2511 2 года назад +8

      Same here, it wasn’t the best horror/comedy film, but the concept is nasty and it was memorable

    • @delook983
      @delook983 2 года назад

      Then don't watch Martyrs

    • @TalesOfOria
      @TalesOfOria Год назад

      Tusk

  • @CalifornianCuttlefish
    @CalifornianCuttlefish 2 года назад +2

    Great Video! what an awesome cast and funny movie (also at 8:35 Oh No Badger!)