The Lighthouse (2019) KILL COUNT
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- Опубликовано: 5 окт 2020
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The lighthouse is basically just about Robert Pattinson and Dafoe fighting over an oscar than neither one of them wins
Too soon.
I know it’s been more than a year...but too soon.
@@myettechase 😂
@@myettechase it will always be too soon
bruh....
Oscars are rigged, they don't mean shit these days. Let's just appreciate the performance of these actors unbiased by money, favors and politics.
Honestly should have counted the gull as a kill just because.
“BAD LUCK TO KILL A SEABIRD!!”
Damn one comment that doesn’t feel right
aint a human
Well in this universe they may or may not be dead sailors to I'd count it.
Definitely the most killedest character of 2019. Absolutely brutal.
I can't imagine seeing this in theaters with no subtitles. There's no way anyone understood more than 30% of the dialogue.
I saw this by myself after driving an hour and a half in a pouring rainstorm to the only theater near me showing it. It was truly the most bonker theater experience I’ve ever had.
Well, me and my friend saw it in theaters and we understood most of their speech. But we also live on an island with a lot of different accents so maybe that’s why it was easier for us?
and still this is nothing compared to shakespeare I watched the tragedy of macbeth and my brain almost over heated trying to understand what was said
I went to an special screening with subtitles and even then it was a bit difficult to parse 😅
I understood it just fine.
15:42 “they exhaust themselves and do a drunken slow dance, nearly kiss each other, and get into a fisticuffs brawl of ‘no homo’” is the perfect summary of this movie
LMAOOOO
Rule 1) Never kill a sea bird.
Rule 2) Never insult Willem Dafoe’s cooking
@I drink your milkshake appreantly that's rule 3.
Rule 4) Don't be spilling your beans.
Rule 5) Don't try and twist words out of my head
Rule 6) Never overdrink
Rule 7) don’t strand yourself on an island after killing somebody
Employee: sorry I’m late
Boss: Damn ye! Let the tomb strike ye dead, Winslow! Haaaaaark! Hark, Triton! Hark! Bellow, bid our father the sea king! Rise from the depths full foul in his fury! Black waves teeming with salt foam to smother this young mouth with pungent slime, to choke ye, engorging your organs till ye turn blue and bloated with builds and brine and can scream no more. Only when he, crowned in cockle shells, with slithering tentacle tail and steaming beard take up his fell be-finned arm, his coral tonged trident screeches banshee-like in the tempest, and PLUNGES right through yer gullet! Besting ye! A bulging blacker no more, but a blasted bloody film now a nothing for the harpies and the souls of dead sailors to peck and claw and feed upon only to be lapped up and swallowed by the infinite waters of the dread emperor himself. Forgotten to any man, to any time. Forgotten to any God or Devil, forgotten, even, to the sea. For any stuff or part of Winslow, even any scantling of your soul is Winslow no more, but is now itself the sea!
Employee: Have it your way, no over time
I may or may not have been that boss. ;)
Imagine being the guy above me who is the boss and the one below me is the employee
but why did you do that?
oh crap
I'm so sick of horror movies being snubbed by the Academy. Not only did Dafoe and Pattinson deserve nominations, but I'd say the costume designer deserved wins for this film and The Witch. Midsommar is another one that should've won that category, and also given Florence Pugh a nom.
In my opinion there should be more award shows and categories especially in the animation realm
I think both of them should've been nomiated 100%, but in my Opinion Joaquin Phoenix deserved winning the 2019 Oscar...But I absolutely agree with you
Oh yeah horror films are always snubbed, and it's annoying since horror arguably gives out the most in actors, here's some examples of horror movie performances that should've been nominated
Robert Shaw - Jaws
Donald Pleasence - Halloween
Sigourney Weaver - Alien
Jack Nicholson - The Shining
Kurt Russell - The Thing
Linda Hamilton - The Terminator (I do consider the first Terminator as horror)
Robert Englund - A Nightmare on Elm Street
Jeff Goldblum - The Fly
Even modern Horror Film performances
Allison Williams - Get Out
Lupita Nyong'o - Us
Toni Collette - Hereditary
Willem Dafoe - The Lighthouse
Robert Pattinson - The Lighthouse
Emily Blunt - A Quiet Place
Essie Davis - The Babadook
Elisabeth Moss - The Invisible Man
Natalie Portman - Annihilation
I mean so many good horror films come out and yet the academy always ignores them mostly for dramas, the Academy Awards are always a joke, and will forever be biased.
lets relax w the pugh nom
Awards shows are not a good measure of talent this is widely known you can pay your way to the top
This is how I interpreted this movie. The whole thing was a spiritual allegory. Thomas Howard was his real name, and him being on the island was him being stuck in Purgatory with a chance for salvation after he chose not to save the real Winslow. The light of the lighthouse was the entrance to Heaven that Thomas was trying to get to, and Thomas Wake was the gate keeper/guardian angel trying to help him obtain salvation, and the logbook was a record of Howard's sins (even Wake's name can be seen as a spiritual connection to Howard, "Thomas" "Wake"). He was testing Howard and during his time in Purgatory, and didn't want him to see himself as an evil person, which is why he didn't want him to "spill the beans". Howard lost his chance at salvation by killing Wake, which is why when he tried to go to the light (Heaven), he was cast out and fell into the darkness below (Hell). Seeing him being disemboweled by the seagulls at the end was his eternal punishment (the seagulls throughout the movie either representing angels, demons, or the souls of other sailors who either achieved salvation, damnation, or were stuck in Purgatory, like the one eyed man/seagull).
Hey, I have the similar theory! The purgatory/judgement thing in general just kind of... makes the most sense to me personally lol.
Specifically however, in a second half of the theory, I've got a suspicion that Thomas is some kind of a sea god, maybe a son of Poseidon, tasked with the judgment and testing of the young man.
That would explain the tentacles, the mermaid (greek gods, even gods in general in mythology, tended to shapeshift a ton), and the Promethean reference at the end.
@@fockingreat1125 Wake is Proteus, son of Poseidon. He calls himself the brother of Triton and refers to the god of the sea as his father during the lobster scene. And yeah Howard is Prometheus / humanity.
I agree except I think he murdered the dude on purpose and lies about it, like he lies about killing the gull. I think how brutal he kills the gull is also meant to show us he is always murderously unhinged from the start and was capable of killing Winslow outright. He's up close to the back of the guy's head in the brief flashbacks, not standing a distance away watching an accident.
Just read all of your theories, really good way of looking at it 👍.
holy shit yeah
The final scene of Robert Pattinson’s distorted screaming is genuinely haunting
same. it left me feeling… disturbed i guess
Zalgo scream also rip headphone users with the massive sound friction in those screams, this is why we don't look directly at lighthouse bulbs..it's a lot of watts
Indeed
@@canijust101 getting rejected from heaven has its cons, what Winslow experienced with the distorted screaming must have been insanity
I think it feels so out of place because the movie has the appearance as if it was made in the 30s where they wouldn't really have the type of tech to distort the voice like that. Creeps me out too.
Green Goblin and Batman get stuck at a lighthouse and go insane.
One is vengeance and the other is a psychopath
I get it
I get it
More like gill the fish and Edward get stuck at a lighthouse and go insane.
Green goblin likes to fart a lot
I keep forgetting that Robert Patterson is British. He does a really good job at hiding his accent
It's easy for Brits to sound American and tough for Americans to sound like Brits.
Where’s the cheese?
@@balabanasireti no way, its the opposite
@@chrissyakaweeb5617 have you HEARD an american try to do a british accent
@@heckicusdoomicuswizardus1382 yeah it sounds less authentic and more stereotypical lol.
really happy Pattinson was able to shake off the reputation of being mr sparkles the vampire. dude has serious acting talent
My theory is that this whole thing is a wild hallucination by the dying “Winslow” getting his guts eaten out after getting pulled out of the river. Thomas is satan who’s tormenting “Winslow” for his sins and lies. And the final scene where he ascends the lighthouse and sees the light is him seeing the light of God and being rejected, him falling down the stairs is his decent into hell.
Its all about greek mythology
Wicklash true I didn’t think about that
@@garrettshedd9186 interesting..👍👍👍
Garrett Shedd I can see it now
If the lighthouse is Heaven, why the semen and why thomas (the devil) could go their and feel pleasure?I think Winslow was trying to forget his sins (he murdered his ex-coworker - represent by the gull), Thomas was his guilt or his bad side. The whole movie is the fight inside his mind (good x evil) (accept or deny) (remember or forget) The moment winslow remember / accepts what he did (open the lighthouse) his good side is crushed (represented by his death and the gull eating him)
These last few "to the numbers" gags have been nothing short of incredible. Props to ya James!
I second that.
how the hell is ur comment 19 hours ago?
@@jurgen7411 Patreon. They see videos early.
Jurgen Rens lol
Props to the new comer to the deadmeat team!
The delivery of the "if I had a steak" line is SO PRICELESS. I COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING FOR 5 MINUTES
Priceless and relatable as HELL like bitch me tf too 👏👏👏👏👏👏
*I would fk it* 🤣
What if we kissed in the lighthouse during our shift after one of our previous wickies went insane? 😳🤪😘
LMAO
Sounds romantic ❤️❤️❤️
and we were both boys... ahaha jk... unless?
@@wingdingdoes6687 😳👉👈
Hahaha no way….. unless??😳😳😳
"Get into a fisticuffs brawl of no homo." Sounds like most of the boys in my school
Hilarious line read
@@From_Here_To_Here thank you it's true
And the fights usually end up like that one.
I rewatched and just realized, Wake said his first wickie that went insane due to the lighthouse had one eye. Winslow is being tormented by a one-eyed seagull. I feel hella stupid
movies are subjective, that could mean nothing, i thought of the seagul as a reference to cyclops
@@zyourzgrandzmaz - Probably both, and even more. This movie has layers.
@@zyourzgrandzmaz The lighthouse is like one big ol' cyclops as well, innit?
And they do a lot of wrestlin' with them one-eyed snakes too, come to think of it...
@@zyourzgrandzmaz its pretty heavily implied, Wake even mentions that seagulls are the souls of dead sailors, you don't put that dialogue into a movie for no reason. The one-eyed seagull is definitely the soul of the one-eyed man.
I had to rewatch it second time for the seagull because of the one eye second. Don’t worry you’re not stupid
My Dad: Stop yelling! it's just a game!
Also my dad when watching sports: 22:06
Lol
as a gamer who is also a sports fan: I have experienced both feels.
I was shocked how well Robert Patterson acted on this movie.
wait till you see good time
robert is seriously an amazing actor- he blows me away w a majority of his films
@@lizturley9542 The Twilight films made people think he was a shit actor when it was because of the bad writing and him being saddled with a character even he hated playing. Kristen Stewart on the other hand was a bad actress before Twilight, was a bad actress in it and has continued to be a bad actress after it despite Twilight fans attempts to use the Bella character to defend her with "That's how Bella acts in the book" even though Stewart gives the same emotionless "I'm slowly reciting the script word for word like a robot" performance in every film she's been in.
@@Xehanort10 lmao whatever you say bud, it's almost like shes a character actor who play bland bitchy 20 y/os who's been in some fantastic shit like Into The Wild. But sure take the movie with the worst script ever written and it's her fault the character is boring 💁♀️
Even in tenet Robert really fits that part I’m sure he’ll do incredibly well as Batman
I can't believe they built a whole ass light house for this film
Ryan Croucier do you know what’s funny, where they filmed the movie, there was an actual lighthouse but it was too new, I actually live near the area
Jaxon d’Entremont that speaks to their commitment to periodic continuity and dedication to the craft itself. Truly passionate and amazing filmmaking.
The only thing that could have made James' monologue better is chelsea saying "fine you win I'll like the video" at the end
ahahahahahahahah niceee
When tho?
@@sadiehowell7784 It didn't happen, they're saying it would have made it better
@@jacobsarvathayaparan2337 ooooh thank you
And here I wasted this masterpiece by not watching it with subtitles
Why is nobody talking about James’ reinterpretation of Willem Dafoe’s monologue before he gets to the numbers? I mean that was truly one of the best “Get to the numbers” gags I’ve ever seen on this channel, and he’s had a lot of good ones but this one in particular I rewatched just to hear how well he was reciting and creating his own bit of dialogue in there. Truly impressive, and one of the many things I truly like about James and this channel!
Honestlyyy !!😆
YES fuck’s sake!!!!! bro got his own acting chops damn
This is copied and pasted from the description:
The "To the Numbers" speech was written by James Graessle, the storyteller who acts as my DM in DnDnD
@@Zyk0th props to him then too for writing it but it takes some talent to act it out too
@@jackhunter3600 Yeah, I doubt few if any of the Dead Meat team could have replicated James A. Janisse's acting there. He fully committed to the act and it was quite impressive.
The Witch: 17th Century
The Lighthouse: 19th Century
The Northman (2021): 10th Century
The Northman?
@@averinus7706 That's Egger's next film which will be a Viking Revenge Epic
@@skylergulley3949 oh man too bad, Vikings are done to death.
@@averinus7706 Who cares.
And Eggers will probably make a good movie anyway.
so much dark stuff, goody good
Bruh James makes horror movies seem like a horror comedy
the lighthouse more or less IS a horror comedy. i wouldnt even really call it a horror film, it's just a film designed to give you a VISCERAL feeling of unease. if you havent watched it, please do. preferably in a dark room with no distractions. its one of the best films of all time imo
It's more of a Psychological Thriller like Joker than anything else
Bendy Joker is much more a character study than a psychological thriller.
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@@MadderLive 971st like
Can you imagine going crazy with a stranger on a tiny island with only a lighthouse to comfort you?
It would be terrible
That would be awful.
Sounds lit
That would be suck
Would suck
Wasn't this slightly based on a true story? About the 3 men who went missing while tending a light house after 5 weeks and they found journals about weather that didn't match what the actual weather was on those days and just odd things? The name is escaping me but that was a true story.
It was slightly based on a true story, though not that one. To my recollection, it's based on the Smalls Lighthouse Tragedy, in which two wickies were known to quarrel frequently. One of them, Thomas Griffith, died in a freak accident and the other, Thomas Howell, was afraid that he would be accused of murder should he try to dispose of the body. As such, he kept the body around until it started to decompose. He tried to make a makeshift coffin for him and hanging it upon an outside shelf. However, stiff winds eventually destroyed the coffin and caused Griffith's body to repeatedly bang against the window, emotionally traumatizing Howell to the point where he was unrecognizable to his friends after he came back.
Hope this helped :)
@@alexhenderson6521 simp
It was the Flannon Isles lighthouse story your thinking of
@@NancyDrewAndStuff84 omg that is terrifying...i love it
Eilean mor lighthouse
The "Your goddamn farts!" Monologue was one of the most realistic and hilarious bits of dialogue I've heard in a movie in a long time lol.
Personally, what I think is that the reason he started screaming when he saw what was in the lens is that it was just an ordinary lamp. Its then that he realized that for most of what happened, there was a more logical explanation. And the reason why he was screaming is because he realized he just killed a man in cold blood for what he thought was for an unbelievable treasure/beauty, but it was for nothing, and the reason wake always tended the light house is because it was the closest he could get to privacy in the cramped space they were given as their living quarters.
This is such a grounded take
It makes a lot of sense with the analogy of Prometheus. The lighthouse is just fire, but to humanity and the gods it was something so much greater.
Nah I think he was a massive goober and touched the lamp, burning his hand. Your evaluation is better in every category, but mine involves him being a massive goober
@Spark Zuckerbum why thank you
how does that explain the tentacle and strange noises though
"Yo is that a tentacle??"
"Wake might have an internet connection up there!" 😂😂
Basically hentai but the viewer is actually there
No but what actually does that tentacle represent bro. Can you please explain I
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_Oh, H e n t a i....._
@Axel Nilsson WHOA!
The way James covers every nudity with cartoon seagulls had me cracking up
I remember doing a story like this at school. It was about three lighthouse workers that went suddenly missing on a stormy night, with no evidence that points towards a murder or a kidnapping, yet there was some wierd evidence that points towards supernatural events, like crows circling the lighthouse and one of the lighthouse workers going crazy. I think it's called the story of flannan island.
Kinda mad the One-Eyed Seagull wasn't on the count. Yeah, it's not how the rules work, but that sequence is iconic!
Bad luck to kill count a sea bird
Plus I mean, if you wanna be technical about it he should have been counted if we're to believe Thomas, as the Seagull's have sailor souls.
rip seabird
22:02
"After everything he's done to get here, I really hope he likes it!"
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Thank you
So....
Is that a yes?
lol how did you do that?
@@zyourzgrandzmaz There is a site for that. You simply type in anything you want and hit "convert".
Wait, what is this lol?
That one-eyed gull that Pattinson kills is the antagonist of the film. Change my mind.
Love that James' monologue at the end is done totally without blinking, like Willem Dafoe's. What a cool touch :)
I live in Nova Scotia, not far from where this film was shot, and I got to see it before it premiered in theaters at our local film festival. I got to meet both Robert Eggers and Willem Defoe, and hear them talk about the movie. It was such an incredible experience to see on the big screen, and this movie is always gonna be special to me because of that.
That honestly sounds like the best and most perfect experience one could have with a movie. I’d kill to have traded places with you. Did you actually get to talk with them btw or was it more like they did a post meet and greet or introduction to the showing?
Holly Morrison Wow! God bless you🥰
@@Royal_Fortune well they both went up to introduce the movie and answer some questions from the audience. After the movie there was a gala that Willem Defoe went to, and I got to talk to him a bit there. He's a lot shorter then you would think 😂
@@HollyIsInTheWorld lucky boy, i wish i could meet them like you did in your home country, personally me wanting to meet stan lee has never happened to which lucky bastard got to meet him is one lucky one for sure!
Holly Morrison that’s amazing thank you for sharing your experience with me and the rest of us :)
Me during Quarantine: How long have we been on this rock? 5 weeks? 2 days? Who am I? Who are you? Help me to recollect!
Sibling: It's only been 20 minutes.
Why Is This So me
All of us during quarantine
Extroverts during quarantine
glad to hear that shot w/ wake beaming light into winslow’s eyes was based on a painting because my immediate reaction to that shot was “i would love to have that as a painting on my wall.”
Could you imagine someone going back in time to the 1950s and playing this in a theater?!
Jordan Peele: Get Out/Us
Ari Aster: Hereditary/Midsommar
Robert Eggers: The VVitch/The Lighthouse
with all these new producers the future of horror is looking pretty damn good to me
Facts! Hereditary and Lighthouse bring this excessive heavy weight into a film that truly makes a movie terrifying.
mike flanagan also
I don't think Peele's films are quite on the same level as the other 2 guys but he shows potential at least.
@@Cosmic_Cretin yea compared to ari aster they are more comedic, but he thinks up some original stuff and thats promising.
Roman Lanslide I concur.
This might just be the best 'Get To The Numbers'. That entire monologue was actually great, James did such a good job!
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@@TylerPCoyne Why are people so confused?
Royal_ Ness I wish I had an answer for that question
@@TylerPCoyne The world may never know
At this point, the Kill Count is just an excuse to show the Film lmao
Incorrect. Watch the movies yourself.
@@ruby_waffle no.
I watch this over movies at this point
My way to watch free movies
@@jeffthemercenary that’s kinda sad. You don’t watch movies in theaters?
Willem Dafoe reminds me of British actors who spend years studying and perfecting their craft. That monologue was incredible.
The entire movie doesn't just rest on their relationship and acting. It also rests on the utterly spectacular cinematography. As in, better than most movies ever shot, kind of fantastic.
Ya its already one of my all time favourites films
It broke my brain watching it, I can barely figure out how they shot it. So much work.
C I N E MON TOAST CRUNCH
I'd disagree the hilarious dialogue between Robert and Willem is what made it good,fancy cinematography doesn't equal entertainment, but Willem Dafoe and Batman talking in hilarious accents saying weird shit is what made it entertaining
Huh?!.
The scene where the two kept saying “what?” to each other is my favorite part of the movie. It’s a simple but complex and disturbing scene with Wake gaslighting Winslow to increase his paranoia. Or at least that’s how i interpret it.
Edit: What's your favorite scene from this movie? Let's have a conversation about it.
Your comment is made so much better by the coincidentally relevant meaning of your pfp album’s title
folie a deux?
noice
This guy really edited his comment because of likes lol
@@OrcistCleaver well yea because I really love this movie and would've enjoyed conversations with others. I could care less about the fucking likes I just wanted to discuss the movie. You don’t have to be a dick about it.
@@OrcistCleaver but so did you.
I love that there's a slight element of cosmic horror here making a question what's real what's not to see and what's simply the delusions of two isolated men
love how once the seabird dies James puts the prop bird on its back when before it was flying
This actually had me giggling like a schoolgirl. It's adorable. The passion James has with for his job is inspiring.
Sugar Sloth I wouldn’t say it’s adorable at some parts in this video lol
I like it when he does impressions of the character in the movies he's kill counting, I think they're funny.
It look like sugar sloth is stuck in a closet.
Calling a man adorable is cringe
So we really about to pretend like James didn’t just do the damn thing and deliver with such fervor and ferocity that leaves one shooketh to the very core and shows just how much effort goes into his content?
He did great, still think Dafoe's is unrivaled here but a nice imitation.
me: allright... i like yer counting...
It was eh/10
“Shooketh” isn’t a word. It’s the equivalent of “shooks.” “-eth” is used for verbs ending in s.
@@escopiliatese3623 i am shooketh :0
i imagine this as a fan fic of green goblin and batman
The lighthouse in ohio 💀
This is awful.... I love your wretched mind :)
I love the little additions pushed into the breakdowns on this channel. It's cool to see that he is a fan of They Might Be Giants; "stood on rocket shores and kept the beaches shipwreck free." I also caught the one in Midsommar: "when the dinner bell does the dinner bell thing, dinner bell, dinner bell, ding"
Fun fact: what's in the background at the end of that last shot are actually rocks! I'm from Nova Scotia myself, and we've got some interesting rock formations that can take on tons of different forms, sometimes looking like wood!
Beautiful video, as always! :))
NS Gang
Damn that's dope! Also quick question is the light house still there?
@@vixoo4486 haven't been to this location, but there are plenty. The most well-known one is probably the Peggy's Cove lighthouse, still standing tall and brightly painted
I think I remember hearing that Nova Scotia has some of oldest exposed rock in the world! Or I might be making that up😂but I would love to visit Nova Scotia!
Eyyyy me to nova scotia great
DUDE! That ending monologue James did was incredible! I can't imagine how long he spent writing and getting that just right. James always going the extra mile for the fans
Somebody else did but yeah James is a great person
@@Diamond-eq2hj James Graselle , the DM from their @dndnd podcast
I’ve seen a lot of theories for this movie and they are all very well-thought out and plausible. I’m not sure what it is, but I will say that when I first saw trailers for this movie, I thought it would be something of a re-telling of “The Rime of the Ancient Mariner.” A man kills a sea bird, and he and his crew are stuck at sea until the man stones. I don’t know if it holds up now, but I thought it was an interesting idea.
I though the VVitch was a good movie, but the Lighthouse, this, is a great one. The atmosphere, the mythos, the dialect, the genuine slow descent into madness. And my god, this is S+ tier Willem Dafoe. This film also made me realize the Robert Pattinson got a bad rep as a certain emo vampire, and actually deserves another chance to be recognized, and he took it. I don't even really have a real complaint with this film personally, it always made me wonder what was going to happen next. And I can always appreciate a movie with a not-so-happy and downright weird ending.
Lastly, holy fvck, James' curse at the end! Brillaint!!
I think I’m just not into this guys films because I did not like the witch either.
“Prometheus was punished by the gods for giving the gift of knowledge to man, he was cast into the bowels of the earth and pecked by birds”
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@@Zeywerks greek mythology
Eggers stated that its loosely based on prometheus, Winslow/Prometheus was not that same one from the mythology
@@Zeywerks I'm sure they use that quote in thousands of media. Are we going to cite all of them here or are you just pretending to be clever?
Was he alive when he was being eaten alive
@@Alfie065 Prometheus would heal overnight so the eagle could eat his liver again each day, making him effectively immortal (correct me if I'm wrong, not very well-read in greek mythology). So yeah, he was alive.
When James pronounced “The Witch” as the “V VITCH” I actually stood up and yelled YES because that’s how I’ve been pronouncing it for years!
That's just what it's called
I pronunce it like bitch lmao
This movie reminded me of a story i heard once
About three lighthouse keepers disappearing without any evidence that they died there or left, just a notebook detailing what they went through, talking about a storm and a thing in the lighthouse chasing them
The semen joke was perfect.
This movie got snubbed by the Oscars HARD. It deserved so many more nods, ESPECIALLY Pattinson and Defoe.
Defoe was incredible
2020 movie not in colour BORING NEXT movie not in typical aspect ratio boring.
These things matter!!
@@simonbrown285 how is the black and white boring? it was a perfect tone setter for how the movie played out.
@@bolowolo8130 He was mocking the Oscars. It was sarcasm as well as parody.
To be fair the Oscars recognized Dafoe the year prior with At Eternity's Gate, a film pretty much no one saw. And last year was SO competitive. De Niro didn't even score a nom for The Irishman.
Winslow’s distorted scream when staring into the light was one of the most upsetting and uncomfortable things I’d ever seen in a movie theater. It just really bothered me, deep in my core. Which proves it did exactly what it wanted to. I was thinking about that moment for months.
"The Lighthouse"(2019) is an excellent atmospheric psychological horror movie! The isolation, the loneliness, and finally the paranoia all over the greatness!
"Ya fond of me lobster ain't ya?"
His "Lets get to the numbers" are getting SO MUCH BETTER
Never thought I'd see the Green Goblin and The Batman sharing a screen.
Green goblin is coming back in spider man homesick
Brandon Leftwich he’s in talks to join the spiderman they never said spiderman 3 and it’s not the Willem Dafoe Green Goblin
Would have been better if they actually were those characters
@@brandonleftwich4225 Spider-Man: don't leave home
i am always astonished by the effort and dedication that goes into these videos- amazing monologue James!!
The song the two are singing at the table is “Doodle Let me Go” (the ending song of the movie).
Can we appreciate the fact that James has uploaded 3 kill counts in the past 4 days
yes
Ofc we can
Of course we can.
He’s doing really good atm
This will be a tough month for him
I love the way Wake says: “You’re fond of me lobster?!”
Its so fun seeing James excited. He’s so loveable
When Wakes like “you’re fond of me lobster ain’t ya?” It was really sad
I think the new chucky kill count is
You can tell how much James likes using the pirate voice, I hope he gets another chance to whip out the salty dialogue in another count!
Hope it becomes a bit like BUSINESS
The interpretation I like the most is that Howard is in hell or purgatory, Wake is proteus, an ancient sea god, and Howard can only escape purgatory by accepting his sins and repenting with humility. Proteus acts as a reflection of Howard’s darkest self trying to force his way through to the foreground of his consciousness. Forcing him to acknowledge and understand his own evil nature.
Did anyone else see @ 8:56 that the seagull behind James was on it's back dead once the one in the movie in skilled. Great attention to detail Dead Meat team.
James is getting more and more theatrical for every kill count and I’m loving it
After the pandemic, he's gonna be a cinematic photographer
yup
"The lighthouse"
Me: *Flashbacks to Skooby Doo episode with a spooky lighthouse*
Omg that episode gave me nightmares bro
@@billhedges172 “omg” and “bro” don’t go in a sentence together
AshDashCraft668 why
AshDashCraft668 you play geometry dash stfu
GamerBear on the fucking scooby soo episode
Oh man I absolutely loved this movie. Me and a buddy knew nothing about it and checked it out one afternoon at a small indie film cinema after coffee and a spliff. I just had my jaw dropped the whole thing through.
This wasn't the movie I thought it was. I thought it was the one with the merpeople. This was crazy to watch.
right? i came in expecting that movie and left disappointed that i didn’t watch this one in full first 😂
14:42
"Wake, wakes up and only has one thing to say about that."
*farts*
THAT SENT ME TO THE ORBIT
Same xD and normally I don't like fart humor
If you didn’t know. Prometheus defied the gods and wanted to know everything and share everything. Proteus holds all the knowledge but will never share. Winslow /Thomas is Prometheus and Thomas wake is proteus.
In my opinion it’s not Thomas wake whos proteus but it’s instead the actual light at the top of the lighthouse
Leon yes, it could also be interpreted in this way. That’s why this movie is so good it can be seen in so many different ways.
James and Chelsea talk about this in the podcast review 😊
Also Hercules saved him
This kid
batman and the greengoblin going mad after living together for 4 weeks
Just imagine you're letting your hormones go in a siren and a random guy's head just pops out of nowhere.
Plot of this movie: Just two dudes being dudes in a completely heterosexual relationship lol
I watch this “to the numbers” speech with a single tear rolling down my cheek. The beauty. The sophistication. The art. An absolute tour de force.
I remember hearing about this film being shot in Yarmouth and I'm pretty sure I remember seeing the Lighthouse set. It was amazing to see it, especially in a small town like here.
i remember seeing this movie in theaters and the theaters speakers blew out during the scene where he is screaming at the light
2019's best film. Couldn't believe how many theaters dropped this movie. As well as not seeing it promoted. The Academy should been ashamed for ignoring this masterpiece. This film made me a believer out of Robert Pattinson, and convinced me that he's going to be a great Batman.
uncut gems
No joker (2019) was by far the best movie of 2019
@@user-wo5tc9ux7u amazing but too overblown at this point.
AK13
2019 had some good movies.
incredible acting too
This movie makes me believe Robert Pattinson can become Batman.
He was good but Dafoe was OUTSTANDING
If not batman then a really good arkham inmate
As well as tenet
Double C stop motion the Director and crew of twilight told him he would be fired unless he acted more flowery and happy instead of like a vampire should be because he wanted to be evil and deep and dark but the director wouldn’t let him.
Yeah, but Dafoe is the Magnum opus of this movie
Okay by far the best “let’s get to the numbers” I’ve ever seen
I’m a really simple guy so I normally don’t watch horror movies like the lighthouse but boy am I glad I did it really is a crime that neither actor was able to get an Oscar for their performance cause they were both absolutely amazing
James: *does an insane speech at the end of his video* Me: alright have it your way, I like your kill counts.
I swear the “To the numbers” skits are getting better by the minute
That smash cut from them beating the shit out of each other to them cuddling on the floor got the biggest laugh in the theater.
“I think it’s absolutely hilarious, in a quiet madman sort of way.”
What I hope to one day be.
Something cool to pock up on...when winslow falls down the stairs of the light house he breaks his leg...just like thomas has a broken leg with an un explained backstory
And he loses his right eye to the seagulls, just as the previous lighthouse keeper and the seagull were missing theirs. This movie is insanely dense.
I SHOULD NOT BE LAUGHING THIS HARD AT THAT “let’s get to the numbers”
2 years later and i still can’t believe how hard in the paint james went with the monologue
Anyone else notice as soon as he killed the bird James fave bird in the background fell down 8:47