Trump Plays Tough Guy With China
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- Опубликовано: 15 май 2024
- With China, Donald Trump is no longer Mr. Nice Guy. Also, he's no longer Mr. Understands How Tariffs Work.
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Man, Colbert is JUST SO DAMN GOOD. I watch him in awe most of the time tbh.
3:27 Translation of the Chinese Thanos meme: Posts on Twitter, wipes out half of the stock market.
Chinese stock market literally fell off a cliff...
Chinese memes for the win!
Seriously?! That is genius 😂
Chas O.T.E Yeah I understand Chinese and that translation is real. Trump definitely has a talent of making everyone (except his core base) united in hating him😂
@@ivangoh5619 Oh yeah? Why don't I feel it? 😝
China is so happy to play with this USA president.😂😂😂😂
China wants him lose thats why they brought out biden
Both are fine. Biden's son is already doing business with China. Trump will definitely do business with China after he completes his tenure. Trump also has a girl who speaks Mandarin fluently. What do you think Trump would do for her? Both are fine. I really like Trump by the way.
That Steve Mnuchin impression was deeply horrifying and completely accurate.
I love his Steve Mnuchin impersonations!
Do you know how hard it is to do reptile impressions live.
it's like his soul left his body for a second and he became Steve Mnuchin, the living dead
It'd Gold!!
Mnuchin must be mortified ( I hope so ). It's a joy every time the 'nooch is in the news.
"No worries there...he does not think." Ohhhh soooooo true!! Lol🤣😅
Stephen Colbert impersonates Mnuchin even better than Mnuchin impersonates himself.
Sometimes I fear for Stephen's sanity.
Mnuchin is definitely an alien.
That's deep
Don't disrespect "The Nuch!"
@6:41 literally one of the funniest impressions I’ve seen him do. Spot on and creepy asf, just like the man himself 🧟♂️
i cannot avoid laughing when he imitate trumps speaking styles lol
Steven is hilarious. His impressions of the dumb president are priceless. Steven don't stop....you make
our night.
"I'd show you the rest but my face is under audit"
😂😂😂😂
He keeps screwing his base, but they clearly enjoy being rawdogged in the ass with a rusty chainsaw.
Haaaahahaaaahahaaaaaa!!!
A good old Steve Mnuchin impersonation always puts a smile on my face
Trump can't spell his base can't read , liberals can't think for themselves . Racist Nazi Trump supporters vs NPC TDS echo chamber propaganda zombies you can't make this stuff up the entertainment never stops . . .
86Kflo , yes cause he has a close look to Mnuchin. Unfortunately for Colbert😁
@@bubbles3161 Which ones don't know how to use punctuation or grammar? Besides you, I mean.
thats funny!
@@JSkyGemini " I was quoting what one of you said " TDS SJW NPC propaganda zombies never cease to amaze me ! Triggered much ! ROLMFAO . . .
Heck, it's not even China who pays those tariffs. It's the American consumer.
InuKun2008 shhh, don’t let the fools know about that.
God you're dumb. NO they don't PAY but it prevents Americans from buying.. so their demand goes down.. which REALLY effects production.. God DEMTARDS are stupid. No basic understanding of supply and demand..You have edumecation of plants.
@@bicanoo_magic3452 China is investing heavily in Africa - they'll find other outlets for their goods.
@@hazelmccloy1136 Yeah like Africa have the same spending capcity as America... SURE China will sell to that market but not with the same GP as in the West. The US tariffs are just there to send a message to China the honeymoon is over. The tarrifs will NEVER last more than a few months.. China knows it had an amazing run, and Trump picked up on it.. China is MORE than happy to do a healthy deal...
@@bicanoo_magic3452 Man, you are stupid. A tariff is an increase to the price of an item to a company that imports it from the tariff-affected country. Basically, it would be something like a 25% tax on plastic medical syringes imported from China, paid to the US government by the US company distributing them. The trickle-down to that is either the US company reporting lower profits (unlikely) or the US consumers buying from that company pay more to cover the tariff's cost (extremely likely). Supply and Demand have NOTHING to do with tariffs. The only way in which this affects US manufacturing is if the US companies decide that they can no longer justify the cost of the tariffs and manufacturing moves back to the US, but that would take decades, which more than likely means they'll just charge US citizens more for the products and hope the tariffs go away after Trump leaves office.
“Of course, Trump is lying in that tweet... Here’s how you know- He’s the one saying it.”
Yes, that describes the reality we’re living in.
If you are stupid enough to believe that, you deserve to have Biden as your nominee/sacrificial lamb in 2020.
1cont
Why? Because I said that Trump lying is our reality? There’s proof of over 10,000 lies Trump’s told since he’s been elected. There’s PROOF, not some conspiracy theory of a deep state, or insistent claims of, “fake news”.
@@4WingedAngels have you verified each of these lies?
Nope, you just regurgitate libtard propaganda.
Sadly you are not an independent thinker. You are just another libtard sheep bleating out the same message.
Orange man baaaaaaaaad.
You know Colbert has writers right? He just reads scripts that other people write to make money, every time you laugh at any of these horrendously dumb jokes, these tv networks get richer. They don’t care about what’s right, they just want your money
He lies to piss off idiots like you who rot their brain watching tv like this.
Mnuchin is Colbert's best impression. I could watch him talk like that for hours
"I won't give you the documents and you can't make me. Nyah, nyah, nyah!" --The Entire Trump Cabinet
True. Unfortunately, dt. puts his legion of lawyers to battle for him. He used the same tactics in his businessess until the opponent would give up due to legal fees. These tactics were not known by anyone who voted for him unless you lived in NY or in the Atlantic City area. Imagine taxpayers thwarting these tactics....$$$$$$$.
I know, it gives me "Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?" flashbacks: "I don't want to and you can't make me!" Unfortunately, the same senile, psychotic nature could also apply to Trump.
8:50 Colbert would absolutely nail an Atticus Finch Impression.
Trump: Give me everything!
China: No, but let's tal...
Trump: China broke the deal!
@A ‹‹‹‹‹‹‹‹‹‹‹‹‹‹‹ the only racist here detected
China: Let us keep ripping you off.
Trump: How bout no....
China: Then we quit...
@A lol i hope your insurance covers mental health for your paranoia. good luck
Seems like "A" deleted his comment. I assume he was an alt-right American. Sorry about that, chinese/chinese-american commentors, idk what's happening over here...
So patent law... China is not following WTO rules on patent law, but also, US patent law is terrible. Disney is going to own Star Wars forever :(
So, we need a new international system of rules with strong but reasonable workers rights and intellectual rights. Yes?
Jacob Edward yes, but not by giving the US a right to look into government or company databanks whenever they suspect that IP theft is happening. That’s like allowing legal espionage.
Colbert's Mnuchin gets better and better. That wired jaw look is priceless.
I love when he does that 😂👍
The nuch😂😂😂😂
It's Ok if Trump can't spell, his base can't read.
"i love the poorly educated."-- Donald Trump, 2016.
They believe what they are told by right-wing media. SAD!
Bazinga
@@jessstuart7495 Maybe not. They just all hate the same people.
Really? I may not be able to read but at least I know that "ok" isn't a proper noun.
Colbert, you owe me a beer! I spilled it all because of that Mnuchin impersonation 😂😂😂😂
So you want COLBERT to
give you a COLD BEER
while you enjoy COLBERT.
Love Stephen’s impressions. So spot on 😂 in stitches
Especially "billions dollars". 🤣
Mnuchin is his best.
I love Colbert's Mnuchin.
This high and stuck upper lip just slays me...
Every damn time.
Toddlers often test the limits with grown-ups so toddler Trump has to test the limits of power with the grown-ups in Congress. They should likewise put him in a corner cell as punishment.
Ry Sun will that make him the deep-fried Birdman of Alcatraz?
He's not even doing that. Attributing any pattern or meaning to what Trump does is folly. He's transactional in every thud of his heart beat.
@Black Rod 8
I wish the Dems would stop playing nice and do their job!
I mean OK, maybe sell out and bought too, McConnell is afraid of losing tRump supporters, and of course his hold on power (DITCH MITCH) but also his fat Russian AL deal and probably the Russians have crap on the GOP because they hacked the RNC's server too be never released it so they own the GOP now which is why he supports tRump and gets the rest of them to do it too. He needs to also be put out to pasture.
Love Colbert’s Mnuchin impression, omg spot on
Always one of my favs
The “nuch” impression is golden. Cracks me up😂
Colbert has the best Steve Munchkin impression
And a pretty solid Atticus Finch!
Timothy Henderson it better than the Munchkin himself.
The Chinese now like to refer to Trump as Individual Yuan.
Thats a clever play on word translation in two senses. Yuan sounding like Individual One. Also in monetary term, as in yuan displacing e dollar one day if trump wins 2020. Check out Chris Hedges on e decline of US EMPIRE. Its already happening under Trump watch. So stupid to b alienating e Western Alliance.
Bahaha. Now that's funny!
ouch!
brilliant you are!!
👏👏👏😂
" Do not even think about it." China won that round, that's a pretty good response.
Pretty accurate too. The concept of thought in the White-house brings to mind a cartoon clip of someone with smoke coming out of their ears.
I think Steph killed it with 'don't worry China, Trump doesn't think'
@A Firstly, I didn't see much in the way of lies.
Second, yes China's behavior is egregiously bad and needs to be dealt with. I don't believe many would argue with that. My issues are with a certain ham handed president that's likely to screw things up even worse.
Every other country with any kind of power is winning every round against the US right now
Tariffs are a tax paid ultimately by the consumer, I'm surprised more isn't made of this
you fail to understand, we are taxed on goods imported to china, they are not taxed on goods imported here. All we want is free trade. Equal tariffs. Whats hard to understand about that?
@@ScreamingEagleFTW so you want to control the economic policy of another nation?
If you want fair in that scenario surely the option in your control is to remove taxes on your end so neither is paying tax.. Not increase it
Thats a great idea Chris. That was the problem, we removed taxes on our end and they didnt. President Trump offered China to remove taxes on their end and we would do the same and they wouldnt, so we are taxing them the same as they are taxing us now. Thats called fair trade. Its called putting America first. I dont understand why you don't stand up for America. We dont need their cheap shit anyway, we can make our own quality stuff like we used to do. Jobs are already coming back because of this one thing. The numbers are better now than ever before. China can do what they want, but if they tax us, we tax them. Whats wrong with that?
@@ScreamingEagleFTW I've read a few of your posts on different threads. Either you are stupid, or just very misinformed. Turn off FOX and look around. You might learn something factual.
I got rid of TV years ago and I suggest you do the same. I realized they are spoon feeding you an agenda but you are still too stupid to see that at this point. You wont learn facts from Colbert I can tell you that. If Colbert is your source for facts you really prove my point. You are brainwashed. Start thinking for yourself instead of laughing when they tell you to laugh. Id be happy to discuss any specific topic regarding actual policy or ideology.
Bernie Madoff: "I'm the biggest con man ever"
Donald Trump: "Hold my beer"
so .trumpi is over the law.. huh??
Non-alcoholic beer*
More like hold my Diet Coke, since he claims not to drink alcohol.
Err gag 😂😂😂😂👏👏👏excellent comparison!!!
You mean hold my baby bottle while I pacify myself lol
"The only thing Trump isn't covering up is juuuuust around the eyes." XD
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Hahahaha.. ..dat raccoon look.....
good one!!
😂😂😂😂👏👏👏 im stealing this
Rennis Tora, and those white rings around his eyes look absolutely ridiculous! 😂
Now I really want to see the courtroom scene from To Kill A Mockingbird with Stephen doing every part
C is for C Food
Just remember...
He’s from South Carolina, not Alabama.
But he might get the accents right, anyway.
S.Colbert's impressions of Trump are best medicines for my anxieties!
If they ever make a satirical remake of the Drump Administration in the future, I want Stephen to play Mnuchin 😂😂😂
shot Johnny and you KNOW they will. Wish we could fast forward to that time.
shot Johnny Or maybe Matthew Calamari!
Donald Trump: "Mueller should not testify"... Trump's idea of Transparency 😉
He is transparent though. There's never been a more transparent conman in public office than him.
It's not 'should', it's 'not allowed'
@@colaboytje Okay, doesn't make Trump less stupid though.
@@mathunit1 What I was pointing out was obstruction of justice
@@mathunit1 Okay, wasn't discussed.
Just saying that Tramp is making it obvious that he doesn't want to show what we already know.
EDIT: Okay, and i misread :P i thought you said it doesn't make him stupid. My bad.
Colbert does a great Atticus Finch impression as well.
Thanks for the laughs!!!
So... Does ordering someone to ignore a subpoena NOT qualify as obstruction of justice??
@Sapphire Riddles, legally it would be Witness Tampering, which then leads to more obstruction.
Clearly the law has been thrown out. The Purge has begun, I think.
Executive privilege is the power of the President of the United States and other members of the executive branch of the United States Government to resist certain subpoenas and other interventions by the legislative and judicial branches of government in pursuit of information or personnel relating to the executive
That was indeed written on one of the articles of impeachment for Mr. Nixon.
Yes it does...that is unless your name is Lying Donny the 45th PresiDunce.
The Late Show's writers are amazing and Stephen is great at speaking what's on the scripts they write.
bloody good writers, bloody good delivery
Talented he certainly is.
Stephen maan you are on fire! 🔥🔥🔥
I gotta say a big thank you to the US for the past 3 years for taking the burden of the world's laughing stock resources. It's been a real treat 🤣
I would laugh if it wasn't so true! 😭
You're welcome.
Oh dear god, are we really a laughing stock to the rest of the world now? Fuck. I hate this stupid country.
@@nicholasallen5848 3 whole years - I watch every morning whilst eating my breakfast and then off to work I go in a happy mood - Trump provides so much material for these guys.
@@hazelmccloy1136 my poor little heart just broke. ....again. It's funny to everyone else but for me, living here is very stressful. At least someone is laughing. Wish us luck!
I spit out my water when I heard that Mnuchin impersonation! 😆
Do you bet Mnuchin had lots of swirlies and purple nurples in grade school ?
i dont think that was water
Ole Liver Lips is creepy.
I love it when he reads Trumps Tweets and includes the Dot Dot Dot Dot etc. His Mnuchin is hilarious.
Don't make me wait for the daht daht daht Stephen.... you know how much we need it!!!!
👩🎤 So true. The "dot dot dot" is my favorite part. The other late night show hosts don't read the "dot dot dot" out loud which is best part🤗
Lol....
Stephen's impression of Mnuchin is hilarious.
Very entertaining, but also revealing the truth !
Love Stephen's Mnuchin impression.
Trump never fails to embarrass the United States on a daily basis!
You mean you guys didn't know you were an embarrassment before Obama?
@@geraldjohnson7435 says the guy watching American television
@@sallydogood6169 oh.. Good one lmao
@John Here oh yeah it totally trumps fault lmao you guys are definitely suffering from dunning kruger.
Hourly. Or dare say, on a per-tweet basis.
“I’m not even sure this is my pillow” 😂😂😂😂😂👌🏽
What is a tariff?
A tariff is a tax on imported goods. Despite what the President says, it is almost always paid directly by the importer (usually a domestic firm), and never by the exporting country. Thus, if the US imposes a tariff on Chinese televisions, the duty is paid to the US Customs and Border Protection Service at the border by a US broker representing a US importer, say, Costco.
The Chinese government pays nothing, just as the US government pays no tax to Canada for that nation’s tariffs on imported dairy products. Rather, an importer or supplier for a Canadian supermarket pays the duty on Wisconsin cheese that lands in the grocer’s dairy counter (though I suspect few Canadian retailers are selling much US cheese these days, given the recent unpleasantness between the two countries).
My face is under audit 😂😂..that Steven Munching face is leg slapping hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂 go Getem Colbert !!
Americans are paying for the Tariffs...
Yes we know that , but Trump doesn't.!!!!!
Trump does not get that for Gods sake, this is insane. We will be bankrupt soon
One of the better ones in a while
A great 'segment', SC ! The issues are complex and serious, but you make them hilarious! :)
Imagine what’s in those tax returns that he is suing his own banks not to disclose anything, what kind of financial crimes are in there?
all of em
Lots n lots n lots n lots n lots .....
No different than the ones of the democrats....
@@nikolal.4502 I doubt that. They all showed their returns, Bernie most recently. Face the truth - he is trying to hide something.
Hazel McCloy I don't doubt it. But you believe just because it is not in their personal tax teturn they have nothing to hide ?
It's all the same bullshit everywhere....
Why aren’t the American ppl protesting?? Ppl should be taking to the streets to fight for democracy.
because the only ones who could afford the time off work are the ones that are profiting from this shit show
Kira Ragged I don’t think any major American business is profiting from this.
sarah m thank you for that comment!!
You had me in bloody stitches with your Mnuchin impersonation! And the Kentucky lawyer 😂 thanks Stephen. I can always rely on you to cheer me up when I've had a hard day on Twitter 😁 Jk.... Dot dot dot dot
You are a legend ✊🏽
Thanks SC, that segment made me laugh for the first time today... I needed that laugh. Thanks again Stephen.
# JUST SAY NO TO SOCIALISM & LIBTARDS
@@jkwfo JUST SAY NO TO CUNTSERVATIVES
Atticus Finch AND Steve Mnuchin in one clip? You sir, get a like.
"I'm not even sure if this is my pillow" made me laugh so hard that I almost woke my sick napping child.
Lol
Hope your kiddo feels better soon
@@dinijay thanks so much
*Russia Communist Party shall Reign the World‼️*
@@Rocket_Man. It was dissolved and then officially outlawed in November of 1991, so good luck with that, my man.
The president doesn’t know what a tariff is or does...
THE PRESIDENT DOESNT KNOW WHAT A TARIFF IS!!!!
At this point, impeaching doesn't go far enough. Impeach, indict, convict, slammer.
# JUST SAY NO TO SOCIALISM & LIBTARDS..ARE YOU TRIGGERED
The Chinese in the meme says: One post on twitter, half of the stock market gone.
Wow thanks :) They missed a golden opportunity not translating.
💯💯😂😂😂
actually 6%
"No worries there, he does not think."
Truer words have never been spoken!
Colbert got me cracking up,my stomach hurts from laughing so hard.
Talk about foreshadowing.
What a deal maker , destroy everything unilaterally everytime.
that country lawyer impersonation always reminds me of the chicken lawyer from futurama
That monolog was savage. SAVAGE.
“Colbert for 2020” i say yes!!!!!
That Mnuchin impersonation was priceless!
Stephen gives me my wake up laugh every morning. 😂😂😂
brilliant work colbert!!
Mr.Colbert Wow comedicaly this is one of my greatest hits, thank-you!
"Lock Them All Up" for obstructing justice!
The dems need to take off the gloves and show that there is a constitution or it's really just a list of suggestions.
This is 1000 times worse than Nixon. Trump doesnt want to be pres. He wants to be emperor.
Trump knows that if he leaves, he will lose what protections he has left. He is backing himself into a corner and a cornered rat....
Thomas Ridley
Lol.. What country are the ANTI AMERICAN TRUMP haters from ??
@Gwen30 if they do that there won't be 1 Demon-RAT left
@@willwinn8559 WTF are you babbling about. If you like the direction we are going.
N. Korea has a place for you.
@@anthonyspazza7395 there is only one demon pig and his piglets we are working to have castrated. Congress had already neutered iteself. No balls , no spine, just butt plugs for all.
"I'd show you the rest but my face is under audit," which just so happens to be the name of the new spray tan and concealer, "Audit!" by Revlon.
yea and that was waaaaay too close of a closeup
😂😂😂😂😂
I would pay good money to watch tRump sock himself in the face
LMAO 😂😂😂😂😂
Steven should do a play all by his self with his many different voices that would be very entertaining and funny as hell😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂👀😁😃👀😂🤣😂🤣
That's hilarious! The defendant and judge ...
Steven Colbert is a very funny man, the best!!
I LOVE his Steve Mnuchin impression! So spot on; please keep doing him!
Love the mnuchin impressions
I’m afraid I’ll bust open from laughter on those Mnuchin impressions. I love them, more please. 😂😂😂❤️❤️❤️
THIS IS A BLAST. Colbert at his best..
U wanna see how tuff I am....Stand baq.....az I punch myself inda face......
Thank our president. He provides the material they crave so much.
So funny tonight Stephen. I could not stop laughing. Your 'Mnuchin' was hilarious. Thank you for lifting us up.
8:23 best part haha
How is dump going to be able to READ “The Trade Agreement”???????
It will take time to turn it into a coloring book!!!!!!!
acct4u
He has to return to grasping shapes.
The Trade Agreement must be in pictures instead of words for trump to understand!
If trump tried to steal "fancy Nancy" or "grossi Pelosi" Stephen and his writers should sue him. 🤣
CSharp
“Fancy Nancy” is a great nickname! :)
Donald Trump: worshipping our enemies and attacking our allies.
Indeed, and he had the orange balls to say we need to have good relationships with Russia, China, and North Korea, but what about our allies?
Love the nuch bit 🤣🤣🤣
...cutting to Jon Batiste’s expressions...priceless...;)!!!
Love Mnuchin's impression. Keep it up Stephen. Your the thing that's getting me through this B.S.
How about you put your balls where they belong and act like a citizen of this country instead of playing the sympathy card. It is really getting old.
# JUST SAY NO TO SOCIALISM & LIBTARDS
@@jkwfo JUST SAY NO TO CUNTSERVATIVES
@@jkwfo Just say no to procrastination. The only children you would create are inbred's.
Love Stephens new mnuchin voice/character!
Duane Hall I’m crying it’s so funny.
His Steve Mnuchin impression is hilarious!
He never knew how tariffs worked, he didn't forget.
but he have no idea what he talk about @@
Sometimes I feel impeachment is withheld due to fear of Mike Pence becoming the President.
Manas Vegi BINGO!!!!!!!!!
John Here And you are right too!!!
I think impeachment would start a civil war. We gotta vote him out.
Manas Vegi perhaps.. Nothing is more dangerous than a true believer
@Orions Reach where do you live?
It really is amazing that you have a president that do not recognize the law or the constitution. And there are American that say it is OK that the president disregard government.
It's not America anymore. The new name is Corperica.
His supporters don't like the government. They are glad that he ignores it.
Steve dished it out this time!
I almost died in the last part, "Hey fancy Nancy......." lol, I don't know why, but Trump's face came to mind, I do think this is what he sounds...... ........ like
This is Bizarro America.
Ultimately, he's doing this for his base and ego and will backfire on us. Your impression of Steve Mnuchin is price less. lmao
Love this can't stop laughing
Mr. Colbert, i have got to say that this episode was one of your funniest. Thank you. it would be awesome to meet you one day. God bless America.