Man that's a real gotcha something that has nothing to do with policy or the progression of our country . Trump set you guys up and you went for the bait.twitter.com/rachaelsman/status/1169586444379328513?s=19
I work in a lighting store. No matter what the regulations say, there's no stopping LED now. People aren't buying it because it's more energy efficient or because they have to, they're now buying it because it's just BETTER. You can buy them in any colour you want. They give off almost no heat. The light is more evenly distributed. It's bright, but also dimmable. The diodes are tiny, so they can get a lot of light from a small source, or make lighting in literally any shape now... it's like art! The lights last for decades... I'm talking 50-80 years on most, and if there's any defect most companies offer a 3-5 year warranty. Most fixtures are integrated LED now which means no unsightly bulb at all, but for the ones that aren't, they make an LED version of almost every bulb on the market, and those bulbs are very attractive, unlike those ugly, inconvenient stopgap compact fluorescent bulbs (the curly ones). Despite them being the symbol of energy efficiency, nobody buys those crappy things anymore. Not once they've seen LED. And then ON TOP of all that, you save money on your energy bill and it's good for the environment. Please tell me why somebody's going to give all that up in favour of a burning hot, bulky bulb that only comes in yellow and takes 100 watts to run instead of 9.
Like the rest of the comments, I thank you for all the info that I did not know. I actually am behind the times cuz I don't know what an LED is but I will ask from this point on because it sounds like something I need to start buying
Chef Jose Andres and World Central Kitchen are amazing thank you Stephen for highlighting real humanity . We will not forget these people . Bahamas 🇧🇸💜
Yes definitely a good thing to hear people coming together to help with Dorian. I have tornadoes where I come from but can't imagine how bad a hurricane is.
I'm talking to Trump supporters now and they are dying trying to explain this one...and others. They keep wanting to talk about Hillary's emails and/or Obama's birth certificate.
Steel Castle Yes! I know right! When they can't think of anything better to say, their fallback is always Hillary's emails and Obama's birth certificate! 🤦😂
@3ds max I'll ask you what I and many others asked them (Trump supporters...but still long time friends of mine)....explain Trump's fake ass weather report (get together with your "friends" to stay with the same story).
@3ds max Were you there (I don't think you work with us)? And thanks for demonstrating not even you can explain the Trump "Sharpy" weather slide. Bet you still scream "Mexico" gonna pay for the wall in your sleep.
@Davidfails What stage of denial is this? Acceptance? One of you finally admitted he's a failure... and then blame other people. Yeah... A way to go yet.
@Davidfails Fake News, as goes the overused statement. btw your screen name is leaving you wide open, sir. Not an attack, an observation on how people can get with online anonymity. I wish you well. God Bless.
“Correct a bad man, and you will put yourself in the wrong. Correct a wise man and he will be your friend.” - Proverbs 9: 8. "A truthful witness saves life; the false accuser utters nothing but lies." - Proverbs 14: 25.
@@2gointruth Here sits the Village Idiots. You did NOT learn by 2016. Now that the country is doing great on all levels. This 2020 TRUMP WIN , will instruct you all. Stop think your smart, by playing checkers. When we have been playing CHESS. Reading these comments your IQ are low. This is why you vote for the BIGGEST LIARS who TAX YOU higher and higher and the lower the education lower and lower.. You just haven't a clue.. Vote for Biden, he did not even know when he was the VP who was his President at the time. for your clueless ones, that was Obama. Good luck in the POLES. Number count will be LARGE for TRUMP in 2020, then 2016.... See you at the POLES.. Sorry this next election will not be excepting Dead peoples names, Illegal Refugees and people with no permission to voting. GOOD LUCK..... TRUMP will Cover the USA Map to be 96% RED... maybe 97%. ;-)
@Exterioris-vallem nice assumption. He said the entire nation, I only pointed out that my life isnt hell now. I'm against Trump and his fear mongering. Exaggerations like this only help sway people who are on the line.
I agree. Despite the fact that he has the best maps, everyone says so, they tell him, all his friends say, they tell him, where did you get these maps they ARE fantastic maps, the best maps, who would have known you had these maps?
@@myandroid6116 Wow - you are too stupid for words! The gist of the joke is that bowling balls are orbs, so no corners or shapes edges, & Lonesome Earl was using a very popular comedic technique known as sarcasm to further his point, &, oh crap, just forget about it, you won't be able to understand the explanation, anyway.
Phuk Yu and yet here you are watching his videos and even cruising through the comments. Either you do like his comments or you like wasting a huuuge amount of your time just to be salty to Colbert fans. So you’re either a liar or a moron. :)
@Brandon Burge Didn't Trump won because he was "the lesser evil" 2016. The world have seen his lies, stupidity, criminality, mental illnes during the last 2 years. There are no more excuses for him in 2020. The reality T.V show will be over in 14 months.
Since he clearly can't read, has anyone tried putting a resignation letter in front of him? Just tell him it's a regulation Obama made and let him sign it.
@@couragekarnga8735 That is an absolutely brilliant idea!!!! And it would work if any of his staff was patriotic enough to have the backbone to do it for the good of our country!
@AdventureTimeFan94 Melania is probably counting the days until the election, praying he doesn't win again. That way she can finally leave that slob for embarrassing her in front of the entire country. I hope she takes him to the cleaners to in the divorce settlement!
@coco Brown That why the Weather service can out and stated what they stated. If they did not, POS Trump could have caused a panic. I am sure the more brain dead supporter of his in Alabama was already hogging supplies and getting ready to looted home when people start to evaluate.
In sure he will be on break for most of the important things like he was 2018-2019 he kind of missed so much he got really far behind, just like Terence McKenna the psychedelic philosopher said novelty is grinding us to a halt. We might be in the point of singularity entering a supermassive black hole or something culturally quantuam LMAO, novelty may be actually grinding us to dust at an alarmingly exponentially increasing rate..
@Red Dead BooN actually he was out playing golf a few days ago and "monitoring" it from his golf course.Guess it's only unacceptable when the president is black right.
It's obvious that lobbyists are running the show now, just look at the regs they are actually cutting, and trump doesn't care enough to read what he signs.
Richard Servello if I was ridiculed for something and in case I was right I would like to correct other people’s notion, too. But Trump was of course wrong and only proved to be stupid.
remember: he didn't go to Poland becuse the Hurricane would keep him busy... then he went to golf. The only things he's giving a shit about is 1) himself 2) Money 3) Golf 4) himself
People who break the law especially someone who has thousands of people staring at him all day long get caught. Obviously Trump hasn't broken the law. Thou shalt not bare false witness against thy neighbor.
He hasn’t broken the law. Id like you to tell me what laws he has broken and if you can spin some ridiculous web of false information i will gladly correct you.
@@sandrapatterson2916 he will. His son will be just the same bastard asshole as his dad. His entire family is corrupt. Why would his last son not be once he's older? 🤷♀️
Watching him try to Thanos snap would be hilarious! I imagine it would work out as well for him as trying to fold up an umbrella on the way inside Air Force One. After it falls off of his wittle hands for the third time in a row he would just let it lie there for a White House intern to pick up.
You should consider that he usually likes to do that sort of thing when it distracts away from something more important. Consider that practically no one is aware that Trump's charity for US veterans (i.e. people who got their legs blown off in the name of the American flag) was shut down without debate after the NY AG presented evidence that Trump had embezzled funds from it. He didn't say a single thing on the subject and just started doubling down on child separations or something else (I don't recall what it was at the time). He probably was innocent on Russia, just on the basis of how much he was willing to talk about the subject, but he does seem to have had a bunch of criminal connections to Saudi Arabia. I guess they had the higher bid. Look up Otaiba. If Trump is going all out on Dorian, there's probably something big that we're missing.
@@sambrenna7989 okay, so work this out with me... if trump DID do it, he is showing himself to be a window-licking idiot for scribbling in fake data on an obviously computer-generated picture. if trump DIDN'T do it, that means one of his cabinet did it... which means either said cabinet member is ALSO a window-licker that uses sharpies, or the deep state did it by stealing one of trump's sharpies to make trump look like a window licker... ...but if trump doesn't fire the window-licking staffer, or go after the deep state, do you think the fox viewer's window-licking attention span will last long enough to find out if anything comes out of trying to make trump look like a window-licker? think i covered all the corners of the windows, there?
To save everyone time, any question that begins with "Did Trump break the law by-" the answer is yes. Altering maps? Yes. Sharing classified data? Yes. Wearing that suit? Yes.
Couldn't Agree More Zero. 0 Stephan Colbert is about as egotistical as they come who's only political experience is a failed attempt to run in 2008 who only cares about being famous since he failed as a comic and could care less about the american people.
Umm you do realise rich people go there for "tlc", the locals aren't quite that well off. You do happen to see other people around you, right? There's more people in the world than just you and not all of them are getting on a jet to vacation in the bahamas.
That is because he suffers from Narcissistic and Sociopathic Personality Disorders. He is also incapable of Empathy. Stalin, Hitler, Mussolini, John Wayne Gacy, Richard Ramirez, Charles Manson all exhibit the same character flaws.
I am so so SO happy you guys kept this version and didn't re-tape it - the audience/timing bit - and Stephen's reaction - is just *brilliant* - - really hilarious - thank you
Everyone asks, “Why is Donald Trump?” and “When is Donald Trump?” Rarely do we ask, “How is Donald Trump?” And the answer to that is, he’s not okay. Very. Not. Okay.
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The light bulb thing is a shame. While an incandescent bulb (the old type) will usually use 60 watts (same power draw as roughly 12 iPhone chargers), an LED bulb will use 8 to 14 watts (about 1.5 to 3 iPhone chargers). People should remember that LED bulbs are not only good for the environment, but your wallet as well. I did a bit of math to back that up. Assuming you ran each bulb mentioned above (60 watt incandescent, 14 watt LED, and 8 watt LED) for 8 hours a day for 1 year at $0.1/kWh, the 60 watt would cost $17.47, the 14 watt would cost $4.08, and the 8 watt would cost $2.33. This is just for one bulb, so for a whole house, the savings add up.
Here sits the Village Idiots. You did NOT learn by 2016. Now that the country is doing great on all levels. This 2020 TRUMP WIN , will instruct you all. Stop think your smart, by playing checkers. When we have been playing CHESS. Reading these comments your IQ are low. This is why you vote for the BIGGEST LIARS who TAX YOU higher and higher and the lower the education lower and lower.. You just haven't a clue.. Vote for Biden, he did not even know when he was the VP who was his President at the time. for your clueless ones, that was Obama. Good luck in the POLES. Number count will be LARGE for TRUMP in 2020, then 2016.... See you at the POLES.. Sorry this next election will not be excepting Dead peoples names, Illegal Refugees and people with no permission to voting. GOOD LUCK..... TRUMP will Cover the USA Map to be 96% RED... maybe 97%. ;-)
Here sits the Village Idiots. You did NOT learn by 2016. Now that the country is doing great on all levels. This 2020 TRUMP WIN , will instruct you all. Stop think your smart, by playing checkers. When we have been playing CHESS. Reading these comments your IQ are low. This is why you vote for the BIGGEST LIARS who TAX YOU higher and higher and the lower the education lower and lower.. You just haven't a clue.. Vote for Biden, he did not even know when he was the VP who was his President at the time. for your clueless ones, that was Obama. Good luck in the POLES. Number count will be LARGE for TRUMP in 2020, then 2016.... See you at the POLES.. Sorry this next election will not be excepting Dead peoples names, Illegal Refugees and people with no permission to voting. GOOD LUCK..... TRUMP will Cover the USA Map to be 96% RED... maybe 97%. ;-)
@@robchristian7546 Village Idiots... Stop think your smart? your IQ are low and the lower the education lower and lower for your clueless ones POLES Number count will be LARGE for TRUMP in 2020, then 2016 POLES Dead peoples names Illegal Refugees and people with no permission to voting Almost looks like trump edumacted style writing.... Village Idiots... sigh nope, another smart republican POLES, POLES, or maybe Russian sigh
@@thegoober3896 Did you miss the part where Mueller stated that only Congress can do that so long as he is a sitting POTUS. Do not fear, Once your POS Master Trump is out. He will be impeached so much that his butt will turn red.
Trump blatantly lies in front of dozens of people in a room ; besides the millions of people everywhere and don't even flinch for a second. He would launch a nuke directed at a hurricane and blame somebody else for the disaster that would cause
makesmefeellikeatalltree The funny part is, if he had actually been monitoring the storm at Camp David as he said he was doing, instead of playing golf, he would have, like the rest of us, seen the daily projections of the hurricane’s path. But, no. Cheating at golf was more important. And THEN he had to cheat at weather maps.
Trump has broken NO laws but your democrat owners have! Stay tuned for the arrest coming! And keep putting money in this Black Butt Sniffer's pocket - ie. Useful Idiots!
Joseph Springfield, But, what if we wait till Election time to vote, and it turns out that we should have acted (done Something) way before 2020? IOW, it would be too little, too late. I don’t believe that we have the luxury of all that time left, between now and then, to just wait for the ballot boxes to open.
''Donald Trump wants to buy Greenland'' me: ''now I've seen everyt...'' ''Donald Trump drew on a weather forecast'' me: ''okay, now I've seen everyt....'' ''Donald Trump wanted to nuke Dorian the tornado'' me: 🤪
Good move for who or what? The temporary jobs or the permanent destruction of its ecosystem through extraction of natural resources. Nevermind the sasquatch sized carbon footprint it would create.
I'm pretty sure he has no clue. they're working on that rationale report just like ACA replacement and that tax break he's been lying about since day 1 so don't hold your breath.
Hey I'm from Alabama nobody here ran from the hurricane I hate that y'all are so misinformed it kind of makes you look stupid but it's okay by the way lefties don't forget to abort your baby's you know y'all are into that crap
Why role back energy efficiency standards? The energy companies (GOP contributers) make more money when less efficient light bulbs are used. This administration is all about the Benjamins. Vote them all out!
@@grayscribe1342 And again he gets away with it. It's a ridiculous thing to do and I don't think there is even words for him doing this. I would hate to be so insecure that I had to make something up that i knew could be proved wrong. It's gone beyond anything now
I think we have now scrapped the bottom of the mad barrel. It must really matter to him to prove another one of his agencies wrong. He is 74 years old and every day proves he is woefully inadequate to do this job. Why is the question why do it
All he had to do was shrug his shoulders and say "Thank god I was wrong". That's what Obama would have done. And maybe that's why he couldn't do that...
He's insaine,🙃🙃🙃Higher light bills,😖😖😖maybe he's profiting or investing in major energy companies. 😣😣😣Or is planning on a nationwide energy source scheme in which we will all pay the price.🤔🤔🤔Or could it possibly be that he's just a moron?😉😉😉
The lower a bulb's wattage, the longer the lifespan. Hence 4 x 25 watt incandescent bulbs will last many years longer than a single 100 watt one. I have some that are 20 years old, and still working fine. 1 Edison original bulb was actually still burning the last time I read about it.
Just say "I saw a graphic that mislead me to think Alabama will be hit. I am sorry." ... FFS ....now he is using a sharpie to "fix" the map come on man ...
Lol. The sharpie markings on the outdated map is so apparent. He could have asked his staff to use Adobe Photoshop, Corel or some other graphic software to at least make the altered trajectory look convincing. This is such an epic fail
Trump could order a new map, which shows his lie the way he wants to remember it, for less than 1 hour of graphic art. He is not only lazy and stupid, but ridiculously arrogant.
Yeah what he did was something a 5yr old would do to not be called out for being wrong!!! Trump with his shady used car dealer logic. I love how when the reporter asks how the black circle got on the map Trump denies that he has any idea of how/who put it on there. Im surprised though that after all of this that he didn't say his usual "I know everything about that" lines "No one knows more about this than me". (Add stupid ok hand gestures on right and left hands then proceed to bring hands together and then apart. Lastly repeat gesture). What an asshole eh?
His "tell" when he lies by playing dumb is he raises his eyebrows and says "I don't know". Watch when the president was asked on Airforce One about paying hush money to a porn star. (Did I just type that sentence).
Seriously lobbying needs to be made illegal... Legally bribing politicians for their votes doesn't seem to represent the people in any way shape or form.
And from Australia ... But as 60 minutes showed our PM stood his ground with Trump on initial 1st phone call ...Trump stated we were conspiring against him.. what a bloody lunatic Trump is. America you guys are in for one big shit show with that lunatic running the show. Trump is one crazy wanker.
K Mac Oh we’ve been neck deep in the shit show for a few years now. At least it can make for good comedy at times. Nothing like having a five year old pretend playing a President. I really hope we get this buffoon out in 2020. Keep your fingers crossed for us. 🤞
I already loved Colbert, but as a Bahamian, I am now an even bigger fan. Thank you for your support as we attempt to recover and rebuild. We are grateful for all donations and prayers.
"What's the rationale for rolling back the regulations on energy-effecient light bulbs?" "On what?" "Energy-effecient light bulbs" "We'll give you a report on that. We're doing a report on all of that. But uh... there's a very good rationale when you hear it." I keep thinking of Jon Lovitz' old pathological liar character who used to always end his fabrications with a "Yeah... that's the ticket" and thinking - compared to Trump he looks downright subtle.
Ask your opthamologist how LEDs affect vision. People are getting cateracts at earlier ages. I'm awaiting my 4th surgery. Even though I understand your sentiment, sometimes green technology comes with a price. Take care.
I chuckled at that. Personally, my thoughts and prayers go out to the Trump supporters, because if you still support this moron, you have serious issues with reality.
We are talking about Alabama, the state that gave Roy Moore 48% of the vote for Senate, the state of Jeff Sessions. They need more than thoughts and prayers.
My guess is probably his buddies at ge are losing money since led bulbs came out with last a lot longer than the regular bulbs. So sales of bulbs have slumped hard
Chretze exactly if being a rapist, conman, tax avoider and Russian collaborator didn’t get him impeached why would being wrong about the weather stop him
Chretze which democrat(s) are you referring to? Last time I checked history shows republicans hold the largest number of indictments and jail time. And if you are against law breakers why are you bias towards the ones who are currently doing just that?
Hey guys, I know he’s an awful but do we have to bring faeces and sex into discussions about Trump. Both of these functions are part of being a healthy functioning human. None of Trump’s output is about being normal or healthy.
When he said "WE FINALLY GOT HIM" I expected John Oliver to come out celebrating with confetti and balloons
Omg yes!!with his big red button 🤣
So did I. Gods bless John Oliver!
Last Week Tonight is going to be a doozy this week...
Man that's a real gotcha something that has nothing to do with policy or the progression of our country . Trump set you guys up and you went for the bait.twitter.com/rachaelsman/status/1169586444379328513?s=19
@@rachaelsman2 He sure got us by committing a felony.
I work in a lighting store. No matter what the regulations say, there's no stopping LED now. People aren't buying it because it's more energy efficient or because they have to, they're now buying it because it's just BETTER.
You can buy them in any colour you want. They give off almost no heat. The light is more evenly distributed. It's bright, but also dimmable. The diodes are tiny, so they can get a lot of light from a small source, or make lighting in literally any shape now... it's like art! The lights last for decades... I'm talking 50-80 years on most, and if there's any defect most companies offer a 3-5 year warranty. Most fixtures are integrated LED now which means no unsightly bulb at all, but for the ones that aren't, they make an LED version of almost every bulb on the market, and those bulbs are very attractive, unlike those ugly, inconvenient stopgap compact fluorescent bulbs (the curly ones). Despite them being the symbol of energy efficiency, nobody buys those crappy things anymore. Not once they've seen LED.
And then ON TOP of all that, you save money on your energy bill and it's good for the environment. Please tell me why somebody's going to give all that up in favour of a burning hot, bulky bulb that only comes in yellow and takes 100 watts to run instead of 9.
That's really good to know.
Thx for excellent explanation. I’ve been switching to LED lights and love them for all the reasons you listed.
LEDs are awesome. CFLs are terrible. They're expensive and you need to follow HAZMAT level guidelines to properly handle and dispose of broken bulbs.
Like the rest of the comments, I thank you for all the info that I did not know. I actually am behind the times cuz I don't know what an LED is but I will ask from this point on because it sounds like something I need to start buying
Chef Jose Andres and World Central Kitchen are amazing thank you Stephen for highlighting real humanity . We will not forget these people . Bahamas 🇧🇸💜
Yes definitely a good thing to hear people coming together to help with Dorian. I have tornadoes where I come from but can't imagine how bad a hurricane is.
I've heard several interviews with him and he seems like the best kind of person you'd want to run the WCK. He's always a delight to listen to.
I'm talking to Trump supporters now and they are dying trying to explain this one...and others.
They keep wanting to talk about Hillary's emails and/or Obama's birth certificate.
Steel Castle Yes! I know right! When they can't think of anything better to say, their fallback is always Hillary's emails and Obama's birth certificate! 🤦😂
@3ds max Unlike you, I have friends on both sides of the Trump issue. Truth hurts you don't it...
@3ds max I'll ask you what I and many others asked them (Trump supporters...but still long time friends of mine)....explain Trump's fake ass weather report (get together with your "friends" to stay with the same story).
@3ds max Were you there (I don't think you work with us)? And thanks for demonstrating not even you can explain the Trump "Sharpy" weather slide. Bet you still scream "Mexico" gonna pay for the wall in your sleep.
..morbid curiosity making me ask.. which or what exactly is your understanding of 'the whole russia hoax bullshit', please..?
'Old man yelling at wind' will be one of my new go-to insults, lovely
bout 3 decades too late but enjoy
I yell at my own wind, but it's because it catches me off guard and wakes me up.
havingicecream in the UK trump is another word for fart.
@@neildahlgaard-sigsworth3819 i like that very much
Drumph always sounds like the kid in class trying to give an oral book report when he hasn't read the book.
Robin Beers Exactly!!
He never actually says anything, it's always the same word salad with Russian dressing. He either couldn't care less, or is mentally unfit for office.
He's barely literate so can't read the book or any book
@@sambrenna7989 Unfortunately, it could be both
@@sambrenna7989 It is undoubtedly BOTH.
He doesn't know how to make poker face. If he owned a casino, he must have gone bankrupt!!
Oh wait a second....
@Davidfails He is selfish, so you are correct there!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Davidfails What stage of denial is this? Acceptance? One of you finally admitted he's a failure... and then blame other people. Yeah... A way to go yet.
@Davidfails Fake News, as goes the overused statement.
btw your screen name is leaving you wide open, sir. Not an attack, an observation on how people can get with online anonymity. I wish you well. God Bless.
If he couldn't run a casino, what made anyone think he could run a country?
Correct a wise man and he will thank you, correct a foolish man and he will hate you.
And yet dumb democrats still believe they can stop Global Warming.... all of you are stupid....
“Correct a bad man, and you will put yourself in the wrong.
Correct a wise man and he will be your friend.” - Proverbs 9: 8.
"A truthful witness saves life;
the false accuser utters nothing but lies." - Proverbs 14: 25.
Joy Phillips It’s either we try, or we resign ourselves to extinction.
@@2gointruth Here sits the Village Idiots. You did NOT learn by 2016. Now that the country is doing great on all levels. This 2020 TRUMP WIN , will instruct you all. Stop think your smart, by playing checkers. When we have been playing CHESS. Reading these comments your IQ are low. This is why you vote for the BIGGEST LIARS who TAX YOU higher and higher and the lower the education lower and lower.. You just haven't a clue.. Vote for Biden, he did not even know when he was the VP who was his President at the time. for your clueless ones, that was Obama. Good luck in the POLES. Number count will be LARGE for TRUMP in 2020, then 2016.... See you at the POLES.. Sorry this next election will not be excepting Dead peoples names, Illegal Refugees and people with no permission to voting. GOOD LUCK..... TRUMP will Cover the USA Map to be 96% RED... maybe 97%. ;-)
Jay, you cannot seen fats. You are the stupid ones. Donny has done nothing
From The Bahamas...thanks everyone for the love, support and many donations. We will bounce back.
Best of luck in your struggles.
Amen. Stay strong, Bahamas! ✌️💗🙏
We got your back 🙂
I so hope so.trump is no help to YOU all.
Sending a whole lot of love and prayers.🙏
Do Not Forget Puerto Rico,they are still going thru hell
The entire Nation is going through Hell , with that Fat Dope in the Wihite House.
Cappy Larou as are the Bahamas.
@@michaelpreston233 my life hasn't changed. You people give presidents too much credit.
I agree. But it’s not like it’s the first time this country forgot about them when they still needed us.
@Exterioris-vallem nice assumption. He said the entire nation, I only pointed out that my life isnt hell now. I'm against Trump and his fear mongering. Exaggerations like this only help sway people who are on the line.
The most likely scenario is that he saw the original path and didn't really know exactly where Alabama was on it.
@robert66michel they can't vote for Pres, so they might as well be another country to him.
Plausible. He knows that Alabama votes for him and he loves to create stories of impending doom for his base that only he can save them from.
I agree. Despite the fact that he has the best maps, everyone says so, they tell him, all his friends say, they tell him, where did you get these maps they ARE fantastic maps, the best maps, who would have known you had these maps?
Totally likely! Also, I agree with another commentor's suggestion: He read "Bahamas" and thought it said "Alabama."
The path of Alamber was ruled out very fast.
Thank you Stephen Colbert
Appreciate your care and concern for the Bahamian people #242🇧🇸🇧🇸🇧🇸🇧🇸 #BahamaStrong #HurricaneDorianRelief
I Say...I Say...That boy is about as SHARP as a BOWLING BALL.
Hahahahahaha! That describes him to a tee! You do a FABULOUS Foghorn Leghorn, by the way, lol.
@@pennyhollifield5055 Thanks penny! :D
@@myandroid6116 no, that would be speciesist. foghorn leghorn is a rhode island red rooster... not a human.
@@myandroid6116 So you think black people are not sharp... that's racist.
@@myandroid6116 Wow - you are too stupid for words! The gist of the joke is that bowling balls are orbs, so no corners or shapes edges, & Lonesome Earl was using a very popular comedic technique known as sarcasm to further his point, &, oh crap, just forget about it, you won't be able to understand the explanation, anyway.
Thank you Stephen for helping us get through hurricane Donald a category 5 shit storm that has devastated America
Scott Kendall do you...do you pay ANY attention to the news?? Like what???
@@bejaromero2523 He's just another bot. Pay no attention
@Scott Kendall rose shouldnt offend your dumb supreme leader.
It a sad day when late-night comedian are doing more for the people of the US then the so call POTUS.
@Septic Neuron would you hire trump to work in your business
At 1:18: 'You can applaud Donald Trump if you want."
The audience goes silent.
KMM it’s a fake audience........
Yes, like mindless drones flown by a man full of hate and bad...comedy?...🙄
KMM That’s What “comedy” has devolved into. Clapter and silence because nothing is funny in snowflakeland.
Phuk Yu and yet here you are watching his videos and even cruising through the comments. Either you do like his comments or you like wasting a huuuge amount of your time just to be salty to Colbert fans. So you’re either a liar or a moron. :)
@@indymarrow8050 Sad, but so true.
7:40
“You’ll find out”
Translation: I have to wait for my advisers come up with something for me to say.
It reminds me of when kojima said we'd all feel bad for calling it sexist that quiet is basically naked...
(Metal gear reference)
💯👍
And then ignore them and say some random crap that makes no sense...
Better translation: I don’t have a lie yet
Trumptard religion has no rational logic.
Can President Trump embarrass the United States in front of the whole world any more than he already has?
Trump: _"Hold my beer."_
more like ''hold my mirror''.....with coke dust left over...
Trump doesn't drink. More like "hold my cheeseburger."
@@tealmacfarlane Yeah, I always heard he doesn't drink, but then I thought... he lies about everything else, why should I believe him now?
Just never ask that. The answer is always yes.
Could be worse. You could be living in the UK, we've really fucked that up 😄
Wouldn't it fit the situation if trump was impeached from altering a weather map because of a tweet?
Yes...it would be perfect
Yes ,haha ..Al Capone's was tax fraud. But there's so much. If dems don't they lose their voters. People won't vote.failed congress.
Like getting Capone for tax evasion, yes.
@Brandon Burge Didn't Trump won because he was "the lesser evil" 2016.
The world have seen his lies, stupidity, criminality, mental illnes during the last 2 years. There are no more excuses for him in 2020. The reality T.V show will be over in 14 months.
The funny thing would be, is it took a female named hurricane Dorian to give his ass the boot.
"I had even better maps that shows Alabama getting hit, but I can't show you them yet because we haven't forged them yet."
Since he clearly can't read, has anyone tried putting a resignation letter in front of him? Just tell him it's a regulation Obama made and let him sign it.
Hahahahaha- too true! How do the reporters keep from laughing in his face?!!?!
@@couragekarnga8735 That is an absolutely brilliant idea!!!! And it would work if any of his staff was patriotic enough to have the backbone to do it for the good of our country!
His "better maps" are probably with his tax returns..
@AdventureTimeFan94 Melania is probably counting the days until the election, praying he doesn't win again. That way she can finally leave that slob for embarrassing her in front of the entire country. I hope she takes him to the cleaners to in the divorce settlement!
“There’s a very good rationale when you hear it”. What a dunce. Wish his decisions didn’t have so many negative consequences
the JaYoe Nation consequences not just for the USA but the whole world. He is going to bankrupt the world with his tarriffs
Hey Matt, good to see you outside the channel! I hope Anny and Eva are doing well!
MsCherade9 thanks!
The rationale is less goverment control
He is a negative consequence...
😑 is trump so petty that he asked someone from his staff to alter the map and when they said no, Trump took a marker and edited it himself?
A2
I would say yes!!!!
Come on now you know he's that Petty and stupid to think that wouldn't be breaking a law.
Surely you jest?
@@Laura-tp8wz Was it a "personalized Sharpie" ? .......................
Truth is fake news!
Wow! Hurricane Dorian made a *Sharpie* turn to _Alabama_ 🖋️ 🤥
very punny
Bah-dum-tsssss
@coco Brown That why the Weather service can out and stated what they stated. If they did not, POS Trump could have caused a panic. I am sure the more brain dead supporter of his in Alabama was already hogging supplies and getting ready to looted home when people start to evaluate.
Very funny. I see what you did there
@coco Brown So people would suddenly choose that one comment to start listening to or believing anything he says? That's THEIR problem then....LOL
John Oliver going to have a field day. Actual “Stupider Water-Gate”
omg yes, can't wait to see that XD
Hope you enjoy the arrest of the REAL Criminals! Can't wait to see how this Shit-Stirrer makes that funny!
David O Donohoe 😂
In sure he will be on break for most of the important things like he was 2018-2019 he kind of missed so much he got really far behind, just like Terence McKenna the psychedelic philosopher said novelty is grinding us to a halt. We might be in the point of singularity entering a supermassive black hole or something culturally quantuam LMAO, novelty may be actually grinding us to dust at an alarmingly exponentially increasing rate..
Trump cares more about proving himself right (when he is wrong) than actually helping people in need.
@Red Dead BooN actually he was out playing golf a few days ago and "monitoring" it from his golf course.Guess it's only unacceptable when the president is black right.
@Red Dead BooN you realize he was playing golf yesterday? While he was monitoring the hurricane?
@Red Dead BooN You haven't fact checked just how very much Trump has outplayed Pres Obama on the golf course have you? Of course not!!!
@@vblackwell3347 careful you might frighten and confuse the trumplodyte with anything true
@James McD Actually, he's a malignant narcissist. Look it up. He fits it to a T. (Pun intended)
Well, they got Capone with tax returns....why not Trump with the weather forecast? :)
They could get Trump with tax returns too.
@@subrsubrr334 They could get 45 on any number of crimes .. They just need to DO IT !!
Lol!!
We'll take jaywalking....any damned thing! Just make it STOP!
@@sharonolsen6579 tax evasion money laundering rape witness tampering obstruction of justice treason and that's just of the top of my head
My default guess for Clue: The Orange Menace, in the Clubhouse, with the Sharpie.
This had me dyin🤣🤣🤣🤣
Clever.
MrWaalkman Good one! 🤣
Only DJT could mastermind "SharpieGate". Is anyone else still waiting for this clown to act "presidential"
It's obvious that lobbyists are running the show now, just look at the regs they are actually cutting, and trump doesn't care enough to read what he signs.
Steve Wuertz
“Presidential”? ... at this point I’d settle for just “mature”.
Ichijo Festival
“Lots of respectable Presidents have died” ... yeah ... He’s gonna live then! ... forever.
I'm waiting for him to act junior high.
I think my Conservative homophobic family is more likely to change.
It's funny at first,after a while you realize what a catastrophe if he is re-elected. The joke is on us.
Or you may say: The joke is on US.
Well vote for anyone else I guess, seems the majority is against him so I dont see the problem.
@@nesmer1 Who are you voting for? Crazy Joe, or Joke-a-hontus? You're better off pissing in the wind!
Delfina Anaya this country is getting exactly what it deserves
@@aqueenstandsalone3954 No one deserves Trump.
This is amazing. Instead of actually giving a shit about what's happening...he has to prove he's right.
Nail on the head. Thwack!
I always wonder why trump waste time on stupid things ...he can't admit he is wrong...this child has ZERO responsability for his acts
hes to TRY and prove that he is right - when we all know that he is wrong!!!
Richard Servello
if I was ridiculed for something and in case I was right I would like to correct other people’s notion, too.
But Trump was of course wrong and only proved to be stupid.
remember: he didn't go to Poland becuse the Hurricane would keep him busy... then he went to golf.
The only things he's giving a shit about is 1) himself 2) Money 3) Golf 4) himself
"7 hrs is not a town hall.....it is a hostage situation" 😂😭😂
You could've stopped at "Did Trump break the law?" The answer has and always will be yes.
People who break the law especially someone who has thousands of people staring at him all day long get caught. Obviously Trump hasn't broken the law. Thou shalt not bare false witness against thy neighbor.
@@steve-usmcvet8934 Stop lying about being in the marines.
He hasn’t broken the law. Id like you to tell me what laws he has broken and if you can spin some ridiculous web of false information i will gladly correct you.
Giving a false weather report in the US can cost you 90 days in the slammer. I know that and I'm not even an american. 18 code 2074, there you go.
Is dat wut da Earport Tayvey toad ya, cerage kangaroo?
I can't believe I'm the first one here to point out the subtle Amish Paradise reference at 7:25
Nice one Jon 😂
2017: Alternative Facts
2019: Alternative Sharpies? 🤔😆
Tom DeVito alternative USA.
The ego on Trump. Incapable of admitting fault. Just a complete doofus.
I hope he doesn't pass his lack of values, morals and humility to his young son who's watching all of this.
@@sandrapatterson2916 Even if he doesn't the poor child still has 4 egocentric pathological-liar siblings who could do just the same
@@sandrapatterson2916 he will. His son will be just the same bastard asshole as his dad. His entire family is corrupt. Why would his last son not be once he's older? 🤷♀️
Reality can be whatever I want
- Thanos/Trump
I thought that fly was real!!
Watching him try to Thanos snap would be hilarious! I imagine it would work out as well for him as trying to fold up an umbrella on the way inside Air Force One. After it falls off of his wittle hands for the third time in a row he would just let it lie there for a White House intern to pick up.
Talk about a man who fixates on something tiny and refuses to admit he's wrong.
Every really old man
Just like all his supporters.
You should consider that he usually likes to do that sort of thing when it distracts away from something more important.
Consider that practically no one is aware that Trump's charity for US veterans (i.e. people who got their legs blown off in the name of the American flag) was shut down without debate after the NY AG presented evidence that Trump had embezzled funds from it. He didn't say a single thing on the subject and just started doubling down on child separations or something else (I don't recall what it was at the time).
He probably was innocent on Russia, just on the basis of how much he was willing to talk about the subject, but he does seem to have had a bunch of criminal connections to Saudi Arabia. I guess they had the higher bid. Look up Otaiba.
If Trump is going all out on Dorian, there's probably something big that we're missing.
Like when Storm had to fix on something tiny and he didn't admit he was wrong.
Gives Mozes a run for his money.
Maybe we should ALL publicly admit Trump is "bigly" unqualified for the position he holds.
SheepTrees this bus stinks
@@caseymeyer5418 smells like oil and hairspray
trump always signs his name in sharpie so he's always got one nearby
Lol, everyone knows he did it, except maybe Fox viewers. To them it is the Deep State trying to make Trump look stupid.
@@sambrenna7989 It's the mirror trying to make Trump look stupid.
@@sambrenna7989 okay, so work this out with me...
if trump DID do it, he is showing himself to be a window-licking idiot for scribbling in fake data on an obviously computer-generated picture.
if trump DIDN'T do it, that means one of his cabinet did it... which means either said cabinet member is ALSO a window-licker that uses sharpies, or the deep state did it by stealing one of trump's sharpies to make trump look like a window licker...
...but if trump doesn't fire the window-licking staffer, or go after the deep state, do you think the fox viewer's window-licking attention span will last long enough to find out if anything comes out of trying to make trump look like a window-licker?
think i covered all the corners of the windows, there?
He's like a fucked version of a child.
@@sambrenna7989 Doesn't Trump do a good job of that in his own?
He doesn’t know, yet the sharpie was still lying on his desk..
Eric Jr 🤣🤣
Where is it?
Ethan Soars You can see it in other videos from a different angle, this was just a screen shot.
Earlier in the same video, he's holding two sharpies and talking about how much he likes sharpies. True story.
LMAO!!!!!
To save everyone time, any question that begins with "Did Trump break the law by-" the answer is yes. Altering maps? Yes. Sharing classified data? Yes. Wearing that suit? Yes.
Thanks for clarifying that Tom
Trump mistook the map for the kid's maze on a diner placemat.
His answer about the lightbulb regulation is just more proof that he's being used as a rubber stamp for corporate powers.
Remember it was a law made during the Obama Admin. Trump dislikes him.
Yet, he could turn the light off, in shame, and leave the White House.
And proof that he just doesn't know what he is doing. Just faking his way through it.
It’s the same as Reagan removing the solar panels from the White House roof that Carter put there
Bingo! $$$
How can you listen to Trump for more than 10 seconds and not go into a seizure.
I can't listen to him for more than 10 seconds without feeling brain cells dying.
Because that's not how seizures work.
"....And is anyone at the Justice Department gonna call him out on it?"
They're to scared to.
Why oh why does he feel he must be right he is not perfect.
@@shirleyrussell7089 I know right
@@shirleyrussell7089 Oh snap. Thankfully you're safe. He can't read.
Call him out on what?
The thing is...John Oliver predicted it. Its now really Stupid Water-Gate
Gregor Daberstiel do you have a link to that video?
Tobias Groves just search John Oliver stupid watergate on RUclips lol
Exactly
John Oliver himself doesnt predict anything you idiots
@@dominicg554 It's a joke. Don't get so defensive.
It's so sad that his ego supercedes his concern for the American people!
@Scott Kendall
Really? Why is he so obsessed with trying to disprove the media's accusation, when he should be focusing on the safety of the people?
what is truly sad is that conservaturd media made Americans like Scott Kendall to stupid to figure this out.
This is nothing new.
Couldn't Agree More Zero. 0 Stephan Colbert is about as egotistical as they come who's only political experience is a failed attempt to run in 2008 who only cares about being famous since he failed as a comic and could care less about the american people.
Mind I remind you how many trolls live among us?
Welcome back Stephen." He gave the storm a Boob job!" 😂😂😂😂😂
Is this "person" REALLY your POTUS? WTF!!!
HELP, please! Love from France
Not ours, Steven. He was forced on us.
Are you related to Anderson "likes it in the Pooper" Cooper?
Dear France,
Feel free to take over. We desperately need it at this point.
Sincerely,
Most of the American population
Richard Robinson 😐 I don’t get it 🤪
@ cherry picker, STFU
Thank you 🙏 I really needed to hear about those poor people of the Bahamas getting some tlc !
I sent help and coast guards to the Bahamas.
So now that yóu heard it, is their plight relieved?
AMEN..me too!!! Don't forget them & Puerto Rico!!!!💙🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
I'm sure they could use some paper towels.
Umm you do realise rich people go there for "tlc", the locals aren't quite that well off. You do happen to see other people around you, right? There's more people in the world than just you and not all of them are getting on a jet to vacation in the bahamas.
"Erratic, slow, destructive... etc" I felt the punch line coming oh, so quickly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes it wasn't funny at all
As soon as he started describing it, I was like “Trump joke in 3...2....1...”
@@DudeInOhio85 It was topical, appropriate, and hilarious.
I think Trump is physically incapable of admitting he was wrong
You’re barely noticing??!
Ya but he's a master at exaggerating and plain making stuff up. His blind Cult base believes what ever he says. Or they just don't care
I'm guessing his supporters are already blaming this on the deep state in the NWS, and actually thinking that totally makes sense.
@@Surge1077 yep. How can anyone not see that Mr Pumpkin Head Trump. Took a friggin SHARPIE !! And litteraly drew in his own lines. Wow
That is because he suffers from Narcissistic and Sociopathic Personality Disorders. He is also incapable of Empathy. Stalin, Hitler, Mussolini, John Wayne Gacy, Richard Ramirez, Charles Manson all exhibit the same character flaws.
I am so so SO happy you guys kept this version and didn't re-tape it - the audience/timing bit - and Stephen's reaction - is just *brilliant* - - really hilarious - thank you
Wouldn't it be fun if he actually got prosecuted for this crime? It's kinda like how Al Capone got away with everything until the IRS nailed him.
Boy do I have news for you
90 days in jail is the penalty for a false weather report. I've heard there's a jailcell that's not occupied anymore...
Hmm where would that be ?. .. In new york somewhere? Might it be that he knew the previous occupant? 😆
😂
Watching our president with that map was really difficult and uncomfortable to look at.
Everyone asks, “Why is Donald Trump?” and “When is Donald Trump?”
Rarely do we ask, “How is Donald Trump?”
And the answer to that is, he’s not okay. Very. Not. Okay.
I don't see your sorry ass in the White House...He has accomplished more in 1 day, than you will most likely achieve in your lifetime!
@@jasonh2615 Yeah, if destroying America is "accomplishing".
Meh. He's fine. I'm really more worried about the people affected by his horrible policies.
@@jasonh2615 He used a Sharpie to alter a weather map...Who the fuck does that? Go ahead...I'll wait.
@@davidm5707 Please explain how he is "destroying America"...And try to use your head before you speak..
I have to laugh at our current state of affairs in order to avoid going into a deeper level of disparity.
Your economy is more stable than before, and certainly than us in Europe. So blame the white man all you want, he will probably be there till 2024.
And it's almost like Obama left the office while the economy trend starting going upwards..
We at No More TDS Inc can help you Sir.
Its a process called De-Fantazitation™.
We first remove the Anti Trump Fantasies and Meaningless Trivial Nothingness from your brain. The discomfort will be minimal.
Then were going to inject Maximum Strength Reality™ which emphasizes on Trumps many accomplishments while in office.
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@@udov5664 Udov..trust me. This aint your thing man. Holy shit. Stick with the video games or whatever dog please. This aint your thing.
@@bellmeisterful keep making your shit music in front of your white van because you're giving me brain cancer
The light bulb thing is a shame. While an incandescent bulb (the old type) will usually use 60 watts (same power draw as roughly 12 iPhone chargers), an LED bulb will use 8 to 14 watts (about 1.5 to 3 iPhone chargers). People should remember that LED bulbs are not only good for the environment, but your wallet as well. I did a bit of math to back that up. Assuming you ran each bulb mentioned above (60 watt incandescent, 14 watt LED, and 8 watt LED) for 8 hours a day for 1 year at $0.1/kWh, the 60 watt would cost $17.47, the 14 watt would cost $4.08, and the 8 watt would cost $2.33. This is just for one bulb, so for a whole house, the savings add up.
Don't worry, I know weather models as much as I know the economy👌😁🤚
Your username is just...awesome. 🤣
@@mondoshredder5783 Caused me to spill water all over my table too...spilt milk, as they say. Or water, in my case.
Unrelated but now that I’ve seen your name and pfp I can’t unsee it🤮
Here sits the Village Idiots. You did NOT learn by 2016. Now that the country is doing great on all levels. This 2020 TRUMP WIN , will instruct you all. Stop think your smart, by playing checkers. When we have been playing CHESS. Reading these comments your IQ are low. This is why you vote for the BIGGEST LIARS who TAX YOU higher and higher and the lower the education lower and lower.. You just haven't a clue.. Vote for Biden, he did not even know when he was the VP who was his President at the time. for your clueless ones, that was Obama. Good luck in the POLES. Number count will be LARGE for TRUMP in 2020, then 2016.... See you at the POLES.. Sorry this next election will not be excepting Dead peoples names, Illegal Refugees and people with no permission to voting. GOOD LUCK..... TRUMP will Cover the USA Map to be 96% RED... maybe 97%. ;-)
They gave him a sharpie. Surely crayons would be more appropriate
Here sits the Village Idiots. You did NOT learn by 2016. Now that the country is doing great on all levels. This 2020 TRUMP WIN , will instruct you all. Stop think your smart, by playing checkers. When we have been playing CHESS. Reading these comments your IQ are low. This is why you vote for the BIGGEST LIARS who TAX YOU higher and higher and the lower the education lower and lower.. You just haven't a clue.. Vote for Biden, he did not even know when he was the VP who was his President at the time. for your clueless ones, that was Obama. Good luck in the POLES. Number count will be LARGE for TRUMP in 2020, then 2016.... See you at the POLES.. Sorry this next election will not be excepting Dead peoples names, Illegal Refugees and people with no permission to voting. GOOD LUCK..... TRUMP will Cover the USA Map to be 96% RED... maybe 97%. ;-)
@@robchristian7546 Meanwhile, in reality...
@@robchristian7546
Village Idiots...
Stop think your smart?
your IQ are low
and the lower the education lower and lower
for your clueless ones
POLES
Number count will be LARGE for TRUMP in 2020, then 2016
POLES
Dead peoples names
Illegal Refugees and people with no permission to voting
Almost looks like trump edumacted style writing....
Village Idiots...
sigh nope, another smart republican
POLES, POLES, or maybe Russian
sigh
Rob Christian 😂🤣😂🤣😂
@@robchristian7546 Low IQ from reading these comments? I guess that makes two of us.
dammnn. If there's EVEN an OBSCURE law to break, trump will find it.
So much a bum RAT
@@thegoober3896 Did you miss the part where Mueller stated that only Congress can do that so long as he is a sitting POTUS. Do not fear, Once your POS Master Trump is out. He will be impeached so much that his butt will turn red.
Trump blatantly lies in front of dozens of people in a room ; besides the millions of people everywhere and don't even flinch for a second. He would launch a nuke directed at a hurricane and blame somebody else for the disaster that would cause
makesmefeellikeatalltree The funny part is, if he had actually been monitoring the storm at Camp David as he said he was doing, instead of playing golf, he would have, like the rest of us, seen the daily projections of the hurricane’s path. But, no. Cheating at golf was more important. And THEN he had to cheat at weather maps.
Trump has broken NO laws but your democrat owners have! Stay tuned for the arrest coming! And keep putting money in this Black Butt Sniffer's pocket - ie. Useful Idiots!
This map altering is the most bizarre thing. Really f$&@ed up. This man has to go.
Vote! Just please go vote in 2020!
Dont you mean "against him"
Joseph Springfield, But, what if we wait till Election time to vote, and it turns out that we should have acted (done Something) way before 2020? IOW, it would be too little, too late. I don’t believe that we have the luxury of all that time left, between now and then, to just wait for the ballot boxes to open.
Trump 2020!!!
RUclips Taught gross
@@anthonyfradejas9944 that's the mantra they say to themselves to relieve the butthurt that their guy is a buffoon and the laughingstock of the world
''Donald Trump wants to buy Greenland''
me: ''now I've seen everyt...''
''Donald Trump drew on a weather forecast''
me: ''okay, now I've seen everyt....''
''Donald Trump wanted to nuke Dorian the tornado''
me: 🤪
Good move for who or what? The temporary jobs or the permanent destruction of its ecosystem through extraction of natural resources. Nevermind the sasquatch sized carbon footprint it would create.
🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪
@Montag theMagnificent oh no. We CANT be pissing off Russia cause Trump is a deep cover Russian superspy. /s
in Australia we are gobsmacked
henkman00 it's one flew over the cuckoo nest
7:50 he doesn't have a lie ready yet, he needs more time.
I'm pretty sure he has no clue.
they're working on that rationale report just like ACA replacement and that tax break he's been lying about since day 1 so don't hold your breath.
Ikr! Jews are allowed to lie according to their orthodox bible
@@sentientmerkaba3812 Citation? The one I read said "Don't bear false witness", as you just did.
Rodney Smart He must be senile, then, he used to be able to make lies up in milliseconds.
You know our government is in trouble when every week the headline is "did the president break the law?"
Love all those Trump supporters in Alabama, they evacuated the state a still waitting for Dorian. Pray for them.
God bless their souls....
Thoughts and prayers lol
I'll bring the paper towels
They probably went to Florida.
Hey I'm from Alabama nobody here ran from the hurricane I hate that y'all are so misinformed it kind of makes you look stupid but it's okay by the way lefties don't forget to abort your baby's you know y'all are into that crap
This fool would rather lie than admit he was wrong. We need an intervention.
That's what your Mama said when she caught you sniffing glue......
@@jasonh2615 hahahahaha
Not.
An impeachment
@@motomoto7342 YES! And removal, followed by a fair trial and imprisonment and fines.
Why role back energy efficiency standards? The energy companies (GOP contributers) make more money when less efficient light bulbs are used. This administration is all about the Benjamins. Vote them all out!
Seems like a good reason to me.
@@020Original Damn. I just knew you would say wind mills.at least I hoped you would.
Beeman Running Wasn’t it actually Gorge W. Bush that signed off on that policy, NOT Obama?
It's sad this his little ego is so fragile that he feels he needs to go to the press with a comically doctored map to say "Look! I was right!"
It's even more sad that it looks like he broke another law without any consequences.
@@grayscribe1342 And again he gets away with it. It's a ridiculous thing to do and I don't think there is even words for him doing this. I would hate to be so insecure that I had to make something up that i knew could be proved wrong. It's gone beyond anything now
I think we have now scrapped the bottom of the mad barrel. It must really matter to him to prove another one of his agencies wrong. He is 74 years old and every day proves he is woefully inadequate to do this job. Why is the question why do it
All he had to do was shrug his shoulders and say "Thank god I was wrong". That's what Obama would have done. And maybe that's why he couldn't do that...
Gray Scribe These days, Republicans “think” the law only applies to non-Republicans.
He is truly the emperor with no clothes.
Bahaar Husain Never put that image in my head again.
Why would you put that image out there ? Why ?
More like a clown distracting everyone from important world events. It’s an American president sort of thing.
Bahaar Husain He is the most transparent president we’ve had in a long time.
Can't see his rationale for going with less efficient light bulbs etc.
They burn out often & consume more energy.
Must have major stock somewhere.
He's insaine,🙃🙃🙃Higher light bills,😖😖😖maybe he's profiting or investing in major energy companies. 😣😣😣Or is planning on a nationwide energy source scheme in which we will all pay the price.🤔🤔🤔Or could it possibly be that he's just a moron?😉😉😉
Before they stopped making them, all those light bulbs were made in Chyna. And will be again.
Way to kick Chyna in the 'nads, amiright?
Less goverment
The lower a bulb's wattage, the longer the lifespan. Hence 4 x 25 watt incandescent bulbs will last many years longer than a single 100 watt one. I have some that are 20 years old, and still working fine. 1 Edison original bulb was actually still burning the last time I read about it.
@Tom Noneya Sadly I voted Red, for Trump, but got Orange party instead.
I miss the Obama administration and will vote for any Blue candidate in 2020
Just say "I saw a graphic that mislead me to think Alabama will be hit. I am sorry." ... FFS ....now he is using a sharpie to "fix" the map come on man ...
Marush Denchev I kniw right. People will at least respect honesty over being a pathetic liar.
Surprised he didn't call a press conference to sign it.
Lol. The sharpie markings on the outdated map is so apparent. He could have asked his staff to use Adobe Photoshop, Corel or some other graphic software to at least make the altered trajectory look convincing. This is such an epic fail
Trump could order a new map, which shows his lie the way he wants to remember it, for less than 1 hour of graphic art. He is not only lazy and stupid, but ridiculously arrogant.
Yeah what he did was something a 5yr old would do to not be called out for being wrong!!! Trump with his shady used car dealer logic. I love how when the reporter asks how the black circle got on the map Trump denies that he has any idea of how/who put it on there. Im surprised though that after all of this that he didn't say his usual "I know everything about that" lines "No one knows more about this than me". (Add stupid ok hand gestures on right and left hands then proceed to bring hands together and then apart. Lastly repeat gesture). What an asshole eh?
The more he tries to fix his mistakes the more dumb he looks!!
He's like the kid that took the chocolate and then denies it with chocolate all around his mouth
I don't think Trump even has to do anything, and he'll still look dumb.
He fixed his mistake on twitter about 6 hours ago.. with another doctored map. >.
Trump does more great things in one hour than you will ever do.
@@beefdrapemudflapper930 Yes, he makes people laugh all over the whole world. It's a rare talent. Wish he was a comedian instead of POTUS .
"I love the poorly educated" No wonder tRump is such an egotist.
He also loves the ultrarich because they and the morons are the only ones who would vote for this orange terd.
@@couragekarnga8735 You are correct, sir!
Trump only has to be brighter than his base, as they say "In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is King"
@@BC-cp5vr He isn't, but chances are an advisor or 2 are.
tRump is funny, but in the UK the word trump means fart. E.g. "have you just trumped?"
His "tell" when he lies by playing dumb is he raises his eyebrows and says "I don't know". Watch when the president was asked on Airforce One about paying hush money to a porn star. (Did I just type that sentence).
Absolutely right.
And he said it three times, which is his tell for selling a lie.
Also, whenever he says "Believe me" you can pretty much guarantee whatever he's just said or is about to say is 100% wrong.
Leon Jimenez you are absolutely correct. He has the same physical motion daily because he lies daily.
" Playing dumb " ? No. He ain't playing.
Congress MUST hold this buffoon accountable for his actions. If anyone else did what he did, we’d be behind bars!
He's got Congress in his pocket, and the NRA's got them all in theirs.
What was the rationale? Someone paid us to do it so we did
He pobably doesn't even know what the word means, it's too close to rational and nobody's ever accused him of being rational
Seriously lobbying needs to be made illegal... Legally bribing politicians for their votes doesn't seem to represent the people in any way shape or form.
it'd be hilarious if this brought him down. like how they got Capone on some minor tax thing
Hilarious, and oh, so satisfying.
Nah. Trump will always get away with everything. 😕🤬
Future generations will remember Trump the same say we remember characters like Nero or Caligula.
Or Hitler, or Stalin, or Mussolini...
They will remember him as the most clownesque, impulsive US president. Children will learn about his presidency with jokes and 'fun facts'.
Trump: “There’s a very good rationale. Basically, it had Obama’s stamp on it so it has to go!”
"Spending their vacations making sandwiches, also known as Being a Mom" 😂😭😂😭 *Facts* !!
Moms are heroes
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Don't forget that trump has said....do not believe what you see or hear. Conman
Somebody call John Oliver and get the tiger out of retirement because...WE GOT HIM!
ladies and gentleman, we got em.
Lucas Carson falling over laughing rt now... heaving and gasping for air..😂the tiger... man..,
He gave the storm a "boob" job? Yes, okay. But _which definition_ of the word "boob"?
Lol I see what you did there...
Wish we had a president that had a heart as big as you and the staff of the Late Show.
Thank you.
Your president is so entertaining. Keep us laughing America. Love from Kenya
Kenya mbele bring Obama back damn it 😂😂😭
Yay! Fellow 🇰🇪
And from Australia ... But as 60 minutes showed our PM stood his ground with Trump on initial 1st phone call ...Trump stated we were conspiring against him.. what a bloody lunatic Trump is. America you guys are in for one big shit show with that lunatic running the show. Trump is one crazy wanker.
K Mac Oh we’ve been neck deep in the shit show for a few years now. At least it can make for good comedy at times. Nothing like having a five year old pretend playing a President. I really hope we get this buffoon out in 2020. Keep your fingers crossed for us. 🤞
Take the Kenyan back home with you, idiot! He has destroyed America for 8 years.
I already loved Colbert, but as a Bahamian, I am now an even bigger fan. Thank you for your support as we attempt to recover and rebuild. We are grateful for all donations and prayers.
The more interesting question is "if he did, will anything be done about it?" And unfortunately we know the answer.
Not a damn thing will be done.
We just have to vote. Bernie/Warren 2020!
@@couragekarnga8735 Yes, please, Dear Lord, please!
It's not even a real question at this point
Moscow Mitch is too afraid to do anything about it, unless Mitch is willing to do something, he will temporarily get away with it.
Trump is more concerned about saving face over Alabama than he is about an actual disaster...just when you think the narcissism cant get worse
Wait until he hits the campaign trail. You haven't seen anything yet.
@@kmm9683 Well, to be fair, we have. But yeah, it'll be bad.
Shit. According to CNN, Alabama doesn't exist!
@Suzette Aljanabi Ala "we marry our cousins, worship Trump, don't believe in sexual education but make abortions illegal, KKK cross burning" Bama
Manneaux hey! Alabama did nothing wrong! its the people that suck the land is beautiful
"He gave the storm a boob job" I think I peed a little ROFL
LOL!
@William Limarjo No idiot he said boob job, did you even watch the video?
"What's the rationale for rolling back the regulations on energy-effecient light bulbs?"
"On what?"
"Energy-effecient light bulbs"
"We'll give you a report on that. We're doing a report on all of that. But uh... there's a very good rationale when you hear it."
I keep thinking of Jon Lovitz' old pathological liar character who used to always end his fabrications with a "Yeah... that's the ticket" and thinking - compared to Trump he looks downright subtle.
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Ask your opthamologist how LEDs affect vision. People are getting cateracts at earlier ages. I'm awaiting my 4th surgery. Even though I understand your sentiment, sometimes green technology comes with a price. Take care.
@@chekovcall2286 Rilly? You have four eyes? Or the LEDs are clouding your plastic lenses?
BS
The rationale is less goverment
@@davidm5707 Blue light from the new bulbs is not very popular these days as blue light is alleged to damage eyes and sleep patterns.
Way to go Chef Jose 🙌 and helpers. Good bless you for your sharing and caring ❤️👍🏼😘
I'm no chef, but I have cooked up some tasty remixes!
Thoughts and prayers to those in Alabama.
Actually, they need them on general principles.
I chuckled at that. Personally, my thoughts and prayers go out to the Trump supporters, because if you still support this moron, you have serious issues with reality.
We are talking about Alabama, the state that gave Roy Moore 48% of the vote for Senate, the state of Jeff Sessions. They need more than thoughts and prayers.
Definitely a lot more thoughts would be nice.
Trump: "The White House dog ate my rationale."
Eric ate it.
My guess is probably his buddies at ge are losing money since led bulbs came out with last a lot longer than the regular bulbs. So sales of bulbs have slumped hard
Lame
Which one? Eric? Melania? Hannity? Conway?
@Eileen Farrar And they all thank him for sparing them that.
i love the applause immediately stopping when trumps name was mentioned
Imagine if this was what took Trump down, it’s like getting Al Capone for taxes
Petty leftists think this is how they're finally gonna impeach him... Grasping at straws as usual.
Chretze do you support multiple law breaking above the law citizens?
As long as he goes to jail. To paraphrase trump, LOCK HIM UP, LICK HIM UP
Chretze exactly if being a rapist, conman, tax avoider and Russian collaborator didn’t get him impeached why would being wrong about the weather stop him
Chretze which democrat(s) are you referring to? Last time I checked history shows republicans hold the largest number of indictments and jail time.
And if you are against law breakers why are you bias towards the ones who are currently doing just that?
I was gonna take a “trump” but now I have “donaldrhea”.
Fuschiarabbit ..that usually comes out his mouth, so you must be vomiting profusely. Get well soon.
Hey guys, I know he’s an awful but do we have to bring faeces and sex into discussions about Trump.
Both of these functions are part of being a healthy functioning human.
None of Trump’s output is about being normal or healthy.
"Don the Con" Don't believe what you read, hear, see, think or believe, just believe me "DON THE CON"!!!
Exactly! All news is fake...unless it's stroking my ego! Believe only my tweets and my own lips.
So, Nobody will say officially there's no such map? Ok, I see how it is.. shame on you