Trump Wants The U.S. To 'Be Cool' About China

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  • Опубликовано: 10 янв 2025

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  • @rysun8709
    @rysun8709 6 лет назад +323

    If Donanld Trump says his mother was kind, loving and smart, then he didn't learn a thing from his mother.

    • @dammyishie
      @dammyishie 6 лет назад +13

      Ry Sun My thoughts exactly.

    • @timeaesnyx
      @timeaesnyx 6 лет назад +2

      Ry Sun agreed

    • @evonwilliams7502
      @evonwilliams7502 6 лет назад +2

      Ry Sun no not one thing

    • @maggierezac5820
      @maggierezac5820 6 лет назад +9

      Ry Sun & how telling that he calls his own mother "A very nice person", yet he calls Kim Jong Un "an excellent person." SMH. Seriously someone PLEASE SMH. Peace.

    • @jbeta4948
      @jbeta4948 6 лет назад

      Avoid seeing pictures of her: they will haunt you.

  • @jamied.9284
    @jamied.9284 6 лет назад +50

    Peace Treaty Barbie and Collusion Ken... Man, I love Stephen Colbert. Mattel should really get in on this. It would be an amazing collectors item.

  • @missy4663
    @missy4663 6 лет назад +209

    Peace Treaty Barbie and Collusion Ken LOL!!

    • @GreenDragon11
      @GreenDragon11 6 лет назад +4

      Miss Maude One of the best lines ever!!

    • @governormadea5937
      @governormadea5937 6 лет назад +1

      Miss Maude I died 🤣🤣🤣🤣😃

    • @peanutsarecheap1997
      @peanutsarecheap1997 6 лет назад

      Miss Maude I died on that part . Lol 😙😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @judioregan4210
      @judioregan4210 6 лет назад

      Joseph Mastroianni - hey, look everybody! It's Captain Copy & Paste!👏👏👏
      Listen Sparky, if you're going to paste the self same incoherent burble on every single comment thread, then at least make it interesting. Throw in some funny emojis or something. 😕

  • @ԷմմանուելԷզենվանՄեղր

    How could you have had 3 wives but couldn't mention any of them in your mother's day speech? Not even "I thank the mother's of my kids". Damn shame! Well, they know what they signed up for.

    • @mustardseed308
      @mustardseed308 6 лет назад +4

      Emmanuel Ezenwa Trump has No Moral compass whatsoever.

  • @camelsheit_on_the_walls446
    @camelsheit_on_the_walls446 6 лет назад +41

    Ivanka and Jared could be twins..
    they both have an unsettlingly hollow and unfinished look, like the wraiths of a couple of wax figures

  • @wooster1173
    @wooster1173 6 лет назад +188

    Listening to Trump is a painful experience, every time, whatever the subject.

    • @claudettes9697
      @claudettes9697 6 лет назад +6

      wooster my brain tells, "Oy, f*ck!", when he talks

    • @emmasopinion752
      @emmasopinion752 6 лет назад +4

      wooster very true..

    • @nikadavise-br9lx
      @nikadavise-br9lx 6 лет назад +3

      i know....and i .....just......can't..........i don't have the income to replace my ancient barely working computer if i throw it out the window or put my fist through it..................TWO Kennedy s ASSASSINATED!??!?!!?!?!?! yet this bloated, drug addicted daughter raping pig walks untouched.....................come on CIA do your fucking job(and save your own asses/budgets) and deal with him in your way(remember JFK and what you did/let happen to him? yeah like that) asap............otherwise you are all just as much a bunch of traitors as this orange dyed fucktard and his criminal gang/cabinet/appointees!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @jbeta4948
      @jbeta4948 6 лет назад +3

      You are not alone.

    • @nicholashayes5773
      @nicholashayes5773 6 лет назад +6

      I know right? Why is his face so scrunched up like that and he's always squinting? It is PAINFUL listening to and looking at this guy.

  • @sdgdhpmbp
    @sdgdhpmbp 6 лет назад +49

    Peace Treaty Barbie is good but New York Daily News has everyone beat with their title for Ivanka:
    Daddy's Little Ghoul.

  • @laurettelaliberte8864
    @laurettelaliberte8864 6 лет назад +71

    He doesn't mention that his mother was a Scottish immigrant whom he was ashamed of, and who was a hotel housekeeper until she married Fred. Not disparaging Scottish immigrants. My Great-grandmother was one also.

    • @hannahonda2338
      @hannahonda2338 6 лет назад +3

      Laurette LaLiberte He doesn't mention her because she was an immigrant. He has a platform of hating immigrants.

  • @JustMe-em7hl
    @JustMe-em7hl 6 лет назад +37

    I find it hilarious how much Trump has backtracked on China.

  • @paulramos4037
    @paulramos4037 6 лет назад +910

    "Peace Treaty Barbie and Collusion Ken"...Mattel would definitely a killing of these new lines of dolls!

    • @TheCalvin1902
      @TheCalvin1902 6 лет назад +14

      Thats no joke - theyd probably have a tough time keeping up with production.

    • @coreyc.8558
      @coreyc.8558 6 лет назад +19

      This man is a fucking savage

    • @bernardoheusi6146
      @bernardoheusi6146 6 лет назад +7

      With that voice too, obviously

    • @liquidminds
      @liquidminds 6 лет назад +29

      You know they'd be "made in china" ... you just know...

    • @peppeddu
      @peppeddu 6 лет назад +8

      They actually could because political figures are exempt from copyright protection.

  • @Rabbitsarewonderful
    @Rabbitsarewonderful 6 лет назад +148

    Trump is a national nightmare. Correction: International nightmare.

    • @sillyputty7641
      @sillyputty7641 6 лет назад +5

      Dorothy Mack yup,everyone is shaking their heads,they all know about U.S. mass corruption and how changes are badly needed, but picking this guy to do that job has got everyone........stumped to say the least.🤪

  • @gloriac4224
    @gloriac4224 6 лет назад +14

    "Peace Treaty Barbie and Collusion Ken" So funny!!!

  • @juantubey
    @juantubey 6 лет назад +48

    Build the ramp!!!! Lol!

  • @ingrid_mxx
    @ingrid_mxx 6 лет назад +26

    Trump looks like he's struggling to read the card behind the camera lol

  • @TheHeroOfTomorrow
    @TheHeroOfTomorrow 6 лет назад +61

    Didn't Trump ever see The Princess Bride? You never get involved in a land war in Asia!
    ...who am I kidding, of course he hasn't.

    • @williamcostigan91
      @williamcostigan91 6 лет назад +9

      Only slightly less well known is this: Never go in against Robert Mueller when IMPEACHMENT IS ON THE LINE!!!

    • @fabrisseterbrugghe8567
      @fabrisseterbrugghe8567 6 лет назад +3

      Too intellectual.

  • @balladstar
    @balladstar 6 лет назад +28

    Why does Trump always look like he's on the toilet whenever he talks from the white house?

  • @thetrustysidekick3013
    @thetrustysidekick3013 6 лет назад +222

    Didn't the US Defense department consider chinese phones dangerous? Why the hell is Trump "getting it done" and letting them back in? If there was a legitimate security problem that the Defense department had to issue a statement about it, you'd think that'd be enough.
    How much did ZTE give Trump for this favor?

    • @ex0duzz
      @ex0duzz 6 лет назад +39

      The Trusty Sidekick china just gave trump 500 million to build a hotel in Indonesia. Google it

    • @III-zy5jf
      @III-zy5jf 6 лет назад +27

      Today's news: Trump orders help for ZTE after China loans $500 million to Trump resort projects in Indonesia.

    • @HRRRRRDRRRRR
      @HRRRRRDRRRRR 6 лет назад +20

      I'm guessing Trump is just too old and senile to understand that ZTE is a Chinese governmental asset that poses a significant cyber-security threat to everyone that isn't the Chinese government.

    • @mikaylabansie9512
      @mikaylabansie9512 6 лет назад +13

      The Trusty Sidekick
      Mueller has noted this, and has another money trail to follow. If not already done

    • @Asher_Tye
      @Asher_Tye 6 лет назад +19

      Mikayla Bansie At this point it seems Trump's defensive strategy is to continually cause trouble so Mueller can't STOP investigating him.

  • @VianneyCreates
    @VianneyCreates 6 лет назад +133

    Peace Treaty Barbie and Collusion Ken!! LOL!!!!!

    • @mssharma251
      @mssharma251 6 лет назад

      Vianney the best names

    • @swapnas2668
      @swapnas2668 6 лет назад +2

      They are very well thought of names.But I do think peace treaty is such a nice name, I would rather name them Collusion Ken and Complicit Barbie .

  • @dyaelion1448
    @dyaelion1448 6 лет назад +40

    I'll miss you, America. I used to complain about your old ways, but the new you is even worse. I miss the regular racism, inequality and being involved in just a few conflicts. This new shit is too extreme, even for you. I'll keep you and Kanye in my prayers.

  • @Spectre124
    @Spectre124 6 лет назад +50

    Wow... an Oregon Trail reference. That brings me back. Anyone else play the original on those old Apple computers in school?

    • @MegPank
      @MegPank 6 лет назад +5

      Yes, I remember playing in elementary school. That reference made me smile.

    • @johannaweichsel3602
      @johannaweichsel3602 6 лет назад +1

      Ah, the old Apple II. Takes me back.

    • @HazeAroundtheWorld
      @HazeAroundtheWorld 6 лет назад +2

      It's fording the river not "forging" the river, as Stephen Colbert said. And yes, I will dislike a video over something that petty.

    • @loraz5343
      @loraz5343 6 лет назад +3

      You have died of dysentery.

    • @EugeneAxe
      @EugeneAxe 6 лет назад +1

      "Zeke (and the GOP's credibility) has died."

  • @ADAMan123
    @ADAMan123 6 лет назад +15

    Colbert is the Col-best!

  • @Pete--
    @Pete-- 6 лет назад +16

    Women did actually settle the West. Prostitutes were huge entrepreneurs and were very quick to set up in new towns, and help build them from the ground up. I'm not sure if that's what Trump meant, but I would not be surprised if he knows plenty about the history of prostitution in America.

    • @jamesricker3997
      @jamesricker3997 6 лет назад

      Pete Marvin But there were so few women in the west at the time most got married and became Mothers

  • @terrashine1353
    @terrashine1353 6 лет назад +87

    Well in my country we just read that he received 1/2 a billion dollars from china is that true?

    • @ԷմմանուելԷզենվանՄեղր
      @ԷմմանուելԷզենվանՄեղր 6 лет назад +21

      Terra shine I wouldn't doubt the story.

    • @12315yh
      @12315yh 6 лет назад

      Of course, Dems will believe anything.

    • @pansepot1490
      @pansepot1490 6 лет назад +38

      darren yang, and that's all you have to say? Really? A stab at the Dems to make you forget that Trump has betrayed you?
      Trump is making deals to Make China Great Again and he even brags about it on tweeter. Sad.

    • @patzuellig1331
      @patzuellig1331 6 лет назад +9

      Pat Pezzi - it is not that easy to accept reality!

    • @sammygirl6910
      @sammygirl6910 6 лет назад +1

      darren yang 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @janrichards148
    @janrichards148 6 лет назад +278

    Boy oh boy was Colbert on fire tonite ⚡️💥

    • @Keallei
      @Keallei 6 лет назад +4

      J Richards punching left and right. It was a good laugh fest indeed!

    • @achtungbaby91u26
      @achtungbaby91u26 6 лет назад

      The only material he can spew from his asshole of a mouth, and you libtards eat that shit up thinking it's hilarious. Colbert will be out of business when Trump is, he's not funny at all

    • @supersquare
      @supersquare 6 лет назад +7

      Yes, just like how he was out of business when Obama was President lmao dumbass.
      Anyways, this was one of Stephen's best openers!

    • @HJ-eb7jv
      @HJ-eb7jv 6 лет назад

      Hope Trump gets elected in 2020 again... just to see the look on all these talkshow hosts faces...what a bunch of talentless pricks and this guys the worst

    • @maryrosekent8223
      @maryrosekent8223 6 лет назад +5

      H J
      Once a president is impeached AND removed from office, I’m pretty sure his political career is over.

  • @imtoostonedtocomeupwithaus5976
    @imtoostonedtocomeupwithaus5976 6 лет назад +47

    Trump isn't fit to work at McDonald's let alone be president.

    • @themarriedcouple9924
      @themarriedcouple9924 6 лет назад +1

      I'm Too Stoned To Come Up With a Username LOL You're username says it all. Like anyone is going to take your comment seriously!!!!!! Stupid, brain dead liberals.

    • @joebwannabe
      @joebwannabe 6 лет назад +3

      The Married Couple are you allowed to call someone brain dead if you can't even fucking spell? Also, your profile pic says it all: whiny bitches.

    • @davidcici11Evolution
      @davidcici11Evolution 6 лет назад +2

      The Married Couple I actually think he has a point. And I do take him seriously because in three months that McDonald's will be bankrupted.

    • @deeros100
      @deeros100 6 лет назад +3

      Because he ate all the cheeseburgers instead of serving them up.

    • @imtoostonedtocomeupwithaus5976
      @imtoostonedtocomeupwithaus5976 6 лет назад +2

      The Married Couple You mad bro? Lmfao.

  • @mlz7111
    @mlz7111 6 лет назад +16

    Reading Donald Trump's twitter messages have always seemed like reading messages from a great-grandfather suffering from dementia, who is still trying to figure out how to write on the internet and stay relevant. It's actually sad, reading tweets from the President. He is completely clueless that the entire world laughs at how dumb he sounds, but nobody close to him is brave enough to break this news with him. Sad!

    • @jmmacb03
      @jmmacb03 6 лет назад +1

      MLZ: The world is not laughing. This is not a laughing matter!
      I am watching this horror show from Toronto.
      Trump has violated agreements and pulled the US out of the TPP, NAFTA, the Iran deal, and the Paris Climate Accord!
      Your reputation has suffered irreparable damage. Your "democracy" is broken and the entire planet is watching. I hope you folks start with campaign spending limits and get yourself a third political party…

    • @willcheunng2326
      @willcheunng2326 4 года назад

      I think it's a strategy. His supporters will support him no matter what he does so he chooses to make himself stupid to attract more non-supporters. One reason could be that he is an attention seeker. One of the other reasons is he may win certain people when he does this sort of thing.

  • @sneakerrc7973
    @sneakerrc7973 6 лет назад +13

    Peace treaty Barbie and collusion Ken. 😂

  • @coltafanan
    @coltafanan 6 лет назад +31

    Those dozens that died in Gaza are blood on Trump's hands. Take notes 2020 Democrat campaigners!

    • @Iconoclastisist
      @Iconoclastisist 6 лет назад +1

      except the demorats wont. the one thing they are good at doing is losing elections and sticking with losers. dems have lost every election since the assention of nancy pelosi, a 75 yr old rich white lady from the hills of california. she is so disconnected from the rest of the population and formed her adult opinions back when refrigerators were a fuckn novelty. and what were the first words when she was elected party leader an speaker in 2006? impeachment is off the table, this time she isnt even waiting for the elcetion results to come in and flatly states there will be no impeachment. crazy old bat, whose side is she on? dems have lost EVERY election since she became dem leader. and schumer isnt any better

  • @rgwak
    @rgwak 6 лет назад +299

    t'rump's next rally is going to be in Beijing. #MCGA

    • @ophu7760
      @ophu7760 6 лет назад +3

      #China2020 #gotrump

    • @ashleymistletoe
      @ashleymistletoe 6 лет назад +14

      Ro G trump can be bought by whichever country with the highest bid. as the wisdom passed down from Chinese ancestors put it, "there's no motherland for businessmen". perhaps we should add, for "bad businessmen".

    • @worldsnetizen2035
      @worldsnetizen2035 6 лет назад +1

      Nah, they already did that in 2016. Never seen a POTUS candidate did the same thing before.

    • @rell127
      @rell127 6 лет назад +1

      Ro G Or Isreal

  • @pamm5287
    @pamm5287 6 лет назад +4

    "As An American I Don't Want A Chinese Phone Company Spying On Me, I Want Facebook To Do It!" 🤣

  • @abhishekagarwal9215
    @abhishekagarwal9215 6 лет назад +15

    Wow, last time i was this early. America still had a future.

    • @nonokraan6567
      @nonokraan6567 6 лет назад +2

      Abhishek Agarwal Ain’t it a bitch

    • @mm0837
      @mm0837 6 лет назад +2

      Abhishek Agarwal "IT DOES, JUST ASK PUTIN!!!"

  • @scook9999
    @scook9999 6 лет назад +12

    Never forget, "Trade wars are good and easy to win." - Donald Trump, March 2nd, 2018

    • @APsupportsTerrorism
      @APsupportsTerrorism 6 лет назад

      And by win he meant $500 million for himself, no tariffs for his daughter, and fucking the rest of us over while his sycophants cry out "Thank you sir may I have another!"

  • @davidfinch652
    @davidfinch652 6 лет назад +13

    best Kushner impression

  • @veecee3669
    @veecee3669 6 лет назад +11

    Watching Trump speak is just incredibly painful.

  • @simonetaddia459
    @simonetaddia459 6 лет назад +49

    Does Trump drink before a speech? How is it possible?

    • @aidankiriakou2064
      @aidankiriakou2064 6 лет назад +4

      Simone Taddia yep the milk from Sean Hannity, then he goes in for the chocolate pudding.

    • @ԷմմանուելԷզենվանՄեղր
      @ԷմմանուելԷզենվանՄեղր 6 лет назад +6

      Simone Taddia from an articulate president to one that blabs and make zero sense each time he opens his whatever that is, he talks from. (Positioned where a mouth should be but shaped like an anus).

    • @depressedgaysassyitalianre5748
      @depressedgaysassyitalianre5748 6 лет назад +1

      Unintended Consequences He’d probably be a wonderful human being drunk

    • @tomlord5398
      @tomlord5398 6 лет назад

      Unapologetically - Dr. Jekyll/Mr. Hyde in reverse. I've known some mean S.O.B.s that just loved everybody when they'd get a snoot full.

    • @sammygirl6910
      @sammygirl6910 6 лет назад

      Simone Taddia More like lines. The dry mouth is the tell.

  • @albevanhanoy
    @albevanhanoy 6 лет назад +130

    Evil John Oliver, a.k.a Steve Mnuchin, was there too. And him nodding at Ivanka saying "The United States on America" made the whole thing even weirder.

    • @Soymaid
      @Soymaid 6 лет назад +1

      Tbf Stephen can't really throw stones as far as misspeaking. For his first few months on the Late Show it was basically "his thing."

    • @mollyfarquhar824
      @mollyfarquhar824 6 лет назад +1

      Albe Van Hanoy EVIL JOHN OLIVER IM DYING

    • @NuiYabuko
      @NuiYabuko Год назад

      ​@@Soymaid So you can only point out someone's mistake if you've never made the same yourself?
      Good to know, but that's not how people work.

  • @zora99ny
    @zora99ny 6 лет назад +42

    Happy belated birthday Stephen!

  • @sailtheplains
    @sailtheplains 6 лет назад

    1:36 HA Oregon Trail~!!! XD YOU DIED OF MALARIA
    8:46 "hurtful Irish stereotype" made me burst out laughing omg

  • @russellcampbell9198
    @russellcampbell9198 6 лет назад +8

    Don sounded like he was reading Dr Seuss story for a moment there. They've taken our jobs, they've taken our base; they've taken our manufacturing all over the place.

  • @victoriahoward8244
    @victoriahoward8244 6 лет назад

    “Peace Treaty Barbie and Collusion Ken?!” I’m DYING!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂.

  • @TheGravyMonster
    @TheGravyMonster 6 лет назад +159

    Monologue order:
    1. Trump Wants The U.S. To 'Be Cool' About China
    2. Sean Hannity Puts The President To Bed Each Night

    • @thevideogamingchannel0
      @thevideogamingchannel0 6 лет назад +2

      Thanks.

    • @burningknight7
      @burningknight7 6 лет назад +3

      Thank you sir.

    • @iiC3QUEENxx
      @iiC3QUEENxx 6 лет назад +1

      haven't seen this in a while.

    • @mikaylabansie9512
      @mikaylabansie9512 6 лет назад

      Rory McCrossan
      Ty, baby

    • @shahusta
      @shahusta 6 лет назад

      Have they realised that many broadcast viewers are tuning out after the monologue, so they've added an ad break in the middle?

  • @nomine4027
    @nomine4027 6 лет назад +8

    Whenever I hear the Kush speak, I always picture the teenage, pizza face kid who works at Krusty Burger.

  • @paulramos4037
    @paulramos4037 6 лет назад +480

    Correct yours truly but isn't Trump enterprise has lots of business interests in China? Talk about being so hypocritical.

    • @syahrezadifachri5121
      @syahrezadifachri5121 6 лет назад +30

      Paul Ramos what is not hypocritical about Trump?

    • @spectre9340
      @spectre9340 6 лет назад +18

      He also has his suits made in Mexico 😂

    • @syahrezadifachri5121
      @syahrezadifachri5121 6 лет назад +14

      Lutece that question about why Trump is against immigration, it's more he against hispanics and latinx immigration to US, rather than general immigration. Not that Trump can tell or care about the differences.

    • @woofowl2408
      @woofowl2408 6 лет назад +44

      Yep, I'm sure his sudden concern for ZTE jobs in China has absolutely nothing to do with the $500 million that China are pumping into a theme park in Indonesia that will have Trump hotels and a Trump golf course.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 6 лет назад +12

      What's new?

  • @victoriahoward8244
    @victoriahoward8244 6 лет назад

    “Peace Treaty Barbie and Collusion Ken?!” I’m DYING!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @tonycampbell1424
    @tonycampbell1424 6 лет назад +26

    Liked for Oregon Trail reference.

  • @thearchibaldtuttle
    @thearchibaldtuttle 6 лет назад +22

    Trump learned nothing from his mother apparently

    • @robinpotter963
      @robinpotter963 6 лет назад +2

      Archibald Tuttle His father was KKK. Saw a photo of both parents in robes. Not sure if it was real

  • @vedranbileta8346
    @vedranbileta8346 6 лет назад +10

    And people are still supporting for Mango Mussolini...

  • @m.c.5795
    @m.c.5795 6 лет назад

    “...peace treaty Barbie and collusion Ken...” 😂😂😂
    Stephen, you are gold!

  • @kissamehmet4944
    @kissamehmet4944 6 лет назад +9

    Trump is a good incentive against me ever seeking motherhood
    Imagine if your child was *that* !

  • @JC-ev2ns
    @JC-ev2ns 6 лет назад +8

    trump describing his mother so vaguely, as if he has never met her

  • @skepticalpickle5258
    @skepticalpickle5258 6 лет назад +9

    I took a huge Trump this morning.
    I was so proud I even took a picture before flushing it.

    • @firstwave1890
      @firstwave1890 6 лет назад +1

      The Satyr ..Was it Orange too??? 🤔

  • @christinemg8855
    @christinemg8855 6 лет назад

    2:08 “Mothers: They’re like dads who love you” 😂

  • @sweepingtime
    @sweepingtime 6 лет назад +72

    Jared Kushner is evil Kermit the frog?

    • @timeaesnyx
      @timeaesnyx 6 лет назад

      dominichokage I thought that title went to Jordan Peterson.

    • @maryrosekent8223
      @maryrosekent8223 6 лет назад

      dominichokage
      Kermit has no evil twin...the very worst Kermit could be would be Mediocre Kermit, and that’s never going to happen!

    • @georgespiggott5615
      @georgespiggott5615 6 лет назад

      dominichokage so basically pepe?

  • @nellyking5005
    @nellyking5005 6 лет назад +1

    You said it Stephen Colbert, as clear as water love your show!

  • @hhelenawang
    @hhelenawang 6 лет назад +6

    Again, where is the gofundme page for West Side Story: the Stephen Colbert Edition?

  • @pinktoys5907
    @pinktoys5907 6 лет назад

    I love it, Peace Treaty Barbie and Collusion Ken. I can't stop laughing.

  • @groovy3957
    @groovy3957 6 лет назад +9

    Peace treaty barbie lmaooooooo

  • @Mithereaal
    @Mithereaal 6 лет назад +14

    Build The RAMP!!!!

  • @brianstraight9308
    @brianstraight9308 6 лет назад +39

    Trump speaks like a poorly built, strained, robot struggling to speak in a manner that'd allow it to pass the Turing Test.

    • @maryrosekent8223
      @maryrosekent8223 6 лет назад +1

      Brian Straight
      And that’s on a good day...

    • @trnharris
      @trnharris 6 лет назад +2

      I thought it was just always kind of a constipated look

    • @filosofee
      @filosofee 6 лет назад +2

      That's an insult to the chatbots in Turing tests that make more sense than Trump!

    • @cloudswinger2000
      @cloudswinger2000 6 лет назад

      Sometimes I'm not sure he'd pass the Turing test.

    • @brianstraight9308
      @brianstraight9308 6 лет назад

      I'm not sure he'd pass *any* test.

  • @jypsywith_a_jae7575
    @jypsywith_a_jae7575 6 лет назад

    Peace treaty Barbie...lmfao. And the Jared voice.... I'm gonna get in trouble at the farm today for laughing uncontrollably.

  • @theempires5
    @theempires5 6 лет назад +31

    #Buildtheramp

  • @nahheyheyhoorayjames7290
    @nahheyheyhoorayjames7290 6 лет назад +1

    G.morning folks.
    😎🤣😂,Stephen Colbert.,insane, hilarious.

  • @heil5373N
    @heil5373N 6 лет назад +6

    I hope Stephen Colbert noticed that the Donald doesn't use parenthesis anymore ever since Stephen said he loved the "parenthesis" in the Tumps tweets.

  • @emilym2521
    @emilym2521 6 лет назад

    Peace Treaty Barbie and Collusion Ken. 😂😂

  • @samuelgoldfish7236
    @samuelgoldfish7236 6 лет назад +20

    You can’t make this shit up. He doesn’t have a good relationship with his wife

  • @1989TaylorsVersiom
    @1989TaylorsVersiom 6 лет назад

    Peace treaty Barbie and collusion Ken. Omg I’m fuckin dead!!!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @HeadofSpectre
    @HeadofSpectre 6 лет назад +8

    I died at Collusion Ken’s voice.

  • @punishmentforall
    @punishmentforall 6 лет назад

    LOL - Almost burst a spleen laughing during Jared's speech. hahahaha.

  • @JustNatax3
    @JustNatax3 6 лет назад +5

    Trump looks very deranged here. He squints even more, sitting all hunched over.

  • @srodgers7351
    @srodgers7351 6 лет назад

    8:35 Colbert: "So the world's on fire"
    Me (singing): How bout yours? That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored
    HEY NOW YOU'RE AN ALL STAR, GET YOUR GAME ON, GO PLAY!

  • @ComradeCrab93
    @ComradeCrab93 6 лет назад +4

    Trump saying "my fellow americans" makes me vomit in my mouth a little

  • @retrovideogamejunkie
    @retrovideogamejunkie 6 лет назад

    0:26 is he reading from a too far telepronter? SOMEONE! GIVE HIM SOME GLASSES!!!

  • @WriterusAeternus
    @WriterusAeternus 6 лет назад +13

    Dancing Stephen is everything

  • @GirlCode007
    @GirlCode007 6 лет назад

    Peace Treaty Barbie and Collusion Ken😅🤣😅!!!!!

  • @TheMrpalid
    @TheMrpalid 6 лет назад +5

    Shame on you Stephen for ignoring the massacre of Palestinians?

  • @bufutootoo4533
    @bufutootoo4533 6 лет назад

    "certainly feels like he's on us... I think we all get 130 thousand dollars now" LMFAO!

  • @lesd1923
    @lesd1923 6 лет назад +65

    I'm confused...I thought Jared didn't have a security clearance, therefore was no longer a "WH adviser" ('WH adviser gives remarks at opening ceremony'), which is what it states on the video clip. What the heck is going on?

    • @jbeta4948
      @jbeta4948 6 лет назад +8

      Leslie Drivon these are the times we are living.

    • @maryrosekent8223
      @maryrosekent8223 6 лет назад +16

      Leslie Drivon
      The Cheeto-in-Chief is probably still letting him read everything. I mean, after all, he is married to the CiC’s love object.

    • @rachelel9087
      @rachelel9087 6 лет назад +2

      Mary Rose Kent ...ughhh vomit.

    • @sherrybentz3224
      @sherrybentz3224 6 лет назад

      Maybe Trump gave Jared Fake security clearance.

    • @1indefinitetruth
      @1indefinitetruth 6 лет назад

      uh...his name is “collusion ken” 😩🤣🤣

  • @samc.3833
    @samc.3833 6 лет назад

    Oregon Trail! LMFAO! 😂

  • @Serai3
    @Serai3 6 лет назад +3

    Sorry, but I can no longer look at Kushner without hearing Gilbert Gottfried.

  • @LALew850
    @LALew850 6 лет назад

    Thank-you again Stephen!

  • @TexelGuy
    @TexelGuy 6 лет назад +5

    I used to like ZTE and their phones, not anymore. I trust my own country more than a foreign country, thanks. And, OFCOURSE Trump is bringing them back.

  • @tselengbotlhole750
    @tselengbotlhole750 5 лет назад

    🤣🤣🤣 that voice over sounded like Gingy from Shrek 🤣🤣🤣

  • @TheEpicYak17
    @TheEpicYak17 6 лет назад +11

    The official White House address videos that Trump does is him at his most articulate. By which I mean he partially keeps a train of thought and only some of what he says is ridiculous. Both rarities.

    • @thetrustysidekick3013
      @thetrustysidekick3013 6 лет назад +1

      Yeah he never said "you know" once. I guess Mother's Day is important enough for him to not get derailed as is his penchant when talking.

    • @maryrosekent8223
      @maryrosekent8223 6 лет назад +1

      The Trusty Sidekick
      We don’t know how many hours the White House spent getting that and that alone out of him-they may have started working on this last week for all we know.

  • @yannan723
    @yannan723 6 лет назад

    "Mothers are like dads.. who love you"
    OMG I LOL SO HARD!

  • @Electrify85
    @Electrify85 6 лет назад +9

    Is that Jarred's real voice?

    • @terri6854
      @terri6854 6 лет назад +4

      No. Here's his real voice
      ruclips.net/video/uLkoHHLwEB8/видео.html

    • @Electrify85
      @Electrify85 6 лет назад

      Teruyo Hanrahan good lip sync though.

    • @arx754
      @arx754 6 лет назад +1

      Yes. That's why he rarely speaks in public. ; )

    • @MeMatu
      @MeMatu 6 лет назад

      No. I'm not a Trump fan but I have to say Jared is a very handsome man and his real voice is really cute and Sexy. Ivanka is really lucky. But aren't all rich girls are?

    • @marcosmota1094
      @marcosmota1094 6 лет назад

      Dude. I loved the link. TU.

  • @e.abrahamovich8981
    @e.abrahamovich8981 6 лет назад

    “Moms are Dads who loves you.” 😂😂😂

  • @davidcopperfield-notthemag397
    @davidcopperfield-notthemag397 6 лет назад +28

    T is reading. He doesn't mean a word he is saying. Faker. Do people still believe ANYTHING he says? I don't.

    • @rowkingsbury945
      @rowkingsbury945 6 лет назад

      He would have to know how to read in order to do that

    • @timothyamaraobrien
      @timothyamaraobrien 6 лет назад

      Yes! 42% of your fellow citizens... be afraid! Be very afraid!

  • @beatrizmonteiro658
    @beatrizmonteiro658 6 лет назад

    Oh my!!! US on America. She really said that. So glad you pointed it out.

  • @AthleticAlarm32
    @AthleticAlarm32 6 лет назад +5

    THEY TOOK ERR JERBS!!!

    • @whoboo6780
      @whoboo6780 6 лет назад

      Typical and retarded Amurican speekzzz

  • @Alove29
    @Alove29 6 лет назад

    Thank you for the Oregon Trail reference. ❤️ It took me back to childhood.

  • @WilliamHBaird-eq2hp
    @WilliamHBaird-eq2hp 6 лет назад +5

    Mother Stormy!

  • @warsany757
    @warsany757 6 лет назад

    Yes Colbert this is too good!

  • @rjonboy7608
    @rjonboy7608 6 лет назад +4

    I remember when the Chinese were our enemy and red meat was our friend.

  • @NatashaLovell
    @NatashaLovell 6 лет назад

    "Peace treaty barbie and collusion Ken" 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

  • @TF_Tony
    @TF_Tony 6 лет назад +5

    All worthy mothers lived east of the American frontier? Can't even make a statement about motherhood without resorting to racism. Amazing. Makes me think of the nazis' Mutterkreuz.

    • @APsupportsTerrorism
      @APsupportsTerrorism 6 лет назад

      The family fortune was built by his Grandfather with hotels in Alaska during the goldrush... basically, glorified brothels.
      Dad moved back to NY and made more money defrauding US government in post-WWII housing.
      So it was interesting to hear him go there with the frontier nonsense. Even on mother's day he's trying not to talk about Prostitutes...

  • @rajarajab8143
    @rajarajab8143 6 лет назад

    Loving how you talk like president Trump makes me 😂😂😂

  • @gjman1972
    @gjman1972 6 лет назад +3

    It's so funny listening to Trump try and talk about something nice it just seems so unnatural for him.

    • @danstrayer111
      @danstrayer111 6 лет назад

      He had to rehearse that speech I'm certain.

  • @pamm5287
    @pamm5287 6 лет назад +2

    "#TreasonousTrump Couldn't Be There Himself, (You Know Because Of The Angry People) So Instead He Sent Peace Treaty Barbie & Collusion Ken" 🤣

  • @mlghelp2day
    @mlghelp2day 6 лет назад +4

    ""A-L-L-E-G-E-D-L-Y"😅

  • @bodybalancer
    @bodybalancer 6 лет назад

    Shoutout to anyone who actually remembers playing Oregon Trail back in the day! Lol 👍✌️ #80sbabyyeyuh