Trump Met With Kim Jong Un... Now What?

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  • Опубликовано: 22 авг 2024
  • Donald Trump sees a bright future for Kim Jong-un and North Korea... in hotel real estate.
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  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 6 лет назад +141

    "I haven't slept in over 25 hours."
    Yeah, well, we haven't slept since your inauguration, so....

  • @danildmitriev5884
    @danildmitriev5884 6 лет назад +545

    Did the president of the United States really just say, on air, to a crowd of people, “If something goes wrong later, I’ll find some excuse”?

    • @MDonovan
      @MDonovan 6 лет назад +4

      Danil Dmitriev an excuse to not say he (Trump) was wrong, like Kim didn't follow the plan etc. ....

    • @memefeed2147
      @memefeed2147 6 лет назад +9

      Wow you libtards really can't take a joke. Trying so hard to shit on Trump at every corner. Losers!

    • @chickensdone1
      @chickensdone1 6 лет назад +93

      Facts Feelings I don't think you have the right to call anyone a loser when your vocabulary consists of such gems like "libtards".

    • @223Drone
      @223Drone 6 лет назад +41

      @Facts Feelings Given how you're fond of the word "libtrad" its evident that you're of low intellect (which is expected from Trump supporters like you). Like Trump you simply can't take criticism so you should go to North Korea or Russia if you don't like people being critical of the leadership.

    • @memefeed2147
      @memefeed2147 6 лет назад +2

      Hahaha everytime a libtard replies it's to bitch about my use of the word libtard because it triggers you soyboys. So it must be true, how does it feel to be losing these past 500 days? You guys are fucking losers for life, go cry about russian collusion or this weeks butthurt liberal talking point you get on Colbert and CNN. Indoctrinated sheep

  • @dansiegel2811
    @dansiegel2811 6 лет назад +8

    The way the camera at 1:20 zooms into Kim's devastated face had such perfect timing and I nearly spat out my drink tearing up laughing

  • @ruanfernando
    @ruanfernando 6 лет назад +206

    OMG, he's 26 and is already a dictator, I'm 26 and can't even rule my bedroom

    • @n40tom
      @n40tom 6 лет назад +8

      ruanfernando. By bedroom do you mean mommy's basement . Try cleaning it first and I'm sure she'll call you whatever you want.

    • @ruanfernando
      @ruanfernando 6 лет назад +22

      We have solid houses in Brazil, we don't need basements and everyone gets a room :) The cleaning part is true though

    • @n40tom
      @n40tom 6 лет назад +10

      ruanfernando I was just razing you a little. Take care . T

    • @ruanfernando
      @ruanfernando 6 лет назад +10

      I know! you too man :D

    • @sumire00x
      @sumire00x 6 лет назад +8

      demais! you guys are youtube commentaries' goals :)

  • @bonbonbons
    @bonbonbons 6 лет назад +37

    The Korean translator actually said "he's asking them to take the pictures handsomely and beautifully" she left the thin part out loll

    • @paulinelarson465
      @paulinelarson465 6 лет назад +4

      bonbons Kim speaks English.

    • @mats7492
      @mats7492 6 лет назад +4

      exactly. kim perfectly understood it. he studied in switzerland. thats why his face dropped.

    • @vellideer2118
      @vellideer2118 6 лет назад +5

      He was wondering if this was a deliberate poke at his weight. It was so clear in his eyes and face. Trump is a true idiot.

  • @ilenastarbreeze4978
    @ilenastarbreeze4978 6 лет назад +1194

    .... did he say he will lie and make up an excuse .... on tv ...?

    • @retnavybrat
      @retnavybrat 6 лет назад +155

      Yep, but I'm sure if someone calls him out on it, he'll claim he was "joking".

    • @badlydrawnturtle8484
      @badlydrawnturtle8484 6 лет назад +188

      Yup. Because his supporters literally don't care. They're well trained in the art of self-delusion and double-think.

    • @luisacardenas2676
      @luisacardenas2676 6 лет назад +1

      Ilena Starbreeze I

    • @Traskelion
      @Traskelion 6 лет назад +56

      I can't understand it! Maybe he's so far in that he can't remember which is the truth and which is the lie he's supposed to tell?
      "We WILL build the wall! And we will do it for much more money than I promised! And we will get Mexico to pay for it! Because I need a scapegoat to rile people up. It's all Obama's fault! I'm a poor businessman, hence I know Obama really was born in Kenya! I will never lie to you, America! Except for all of the time! I'm too thin-skinned to take even the slightest criticism, but I had the biggest inauguration crowd. Because I colluded with the Russians, and I once crushed a semi-truck between my huge hands! I shot the sheriff, but I did not shoot the deputy!"
      "...okay, did I get that right?"

    • @rgwak
      @rgwak 6 лет назад +47

      This is an actual bombshell of a news item. He actually told the truth for once!

  • @verdethestarwarrior1088
    @verdethestarwarrior1088 6 лет назад +35

    "Trump Eats a Vegetable" is not a headline. I'm pretty sure he eats at least a dozen full-sized carrots a day for him to have the skin tone he has

    • @mickeyamf
      @mickeyamf 5 лет назад +2

      No silly his dad was an orangutang.. hes the great pumpkin king

  • @lisadee4490
    @lisadee4490 6 лет назад +114

    fun facts : that line is straight from his wedding vows 😂😂😂😂

  • @tdsims1963
    @tdsims1963 6 лет назад +72

    I think Jong-un's face after Trump's silly statement was more like, "Is this dude for real?"

  • @JOAMON
    @JOAMON 6 лет назад +380

    The translator left out the word, "thin". She only said "Handsome and beautiful..." However, I think he understands English.

    • @greeneharp
      @greeneharp 6 лет назад +86

      Yea, it was reported that he knows French and English. He studied abroad before he became dictator or whatever bat shit crazy thing he calls himself.

    • @depressedgaysassyitalianre5748
      @depressedgaysassyitalianre5748 6 лет назад +11

      Scott Greene doesn’t he make his people think he’s a god or something?

    • @shhassan1111
      @shhassan1111 6 лет назад +3

      NammaN the JOAMON trump is so rude always.

    • @JOAMON
      @JOAMON 6 лет назад +53

      She is one heck of 'quick thinking' translator. I think she kept her job for another day, what do you think? ;)

    • @shhassan1111
      @shhassan1111 6 лет назад +2

      Kaml Toes nah that guy just out smarted him. Whats being rude gonna do..

  • @FalloutJack
    @FalloutJack 6 лет назад +13

    "Only a person who dislikes Donold Trump-"
    HOO BOY! Lotta ground to cover there! Wow, that man has no perspective, at all.

  • @cheekykiwi628
    @cheekykiwi628 6 лет назад +35

    If he is wrong he will just get Sarah Fhuckerbee to not answer the question a million times.

  • @camelsheit_on_the_walls446
    @camelsheit_on_the_walls446 6 лет назад +237

    trump heaping praises on kim :
    "He loves his people." and "His country does love him. His people, you see the fervor. They have a great fervor."
    AAAAaaaaaaaarrrrghhhhh! It gives me the chills, and I'm not even living in the USA..
    This does not bode well for you, Americans. Now you know trump's definition of ' love ' .

    • @generalleenknassknotretire9180
      @generalleenknassknotretire9180 6 лет назад +28

      camelshit
      We were kinda getting the
      hint before this, but thanks
      for caring!

    • @depressedgaysassyitalianre5748
      @depressedgaysassyitalianre5748 6 лет назад +16

      I got the hint a longgg time ago

    • @camelsheit_on_the_walls446
      @camelsheit_on_the_walls446 6 лет назад +11

      Yes, I'm aware of that. How can one not. trump has sort of given the impression of it his whole life.
      With this declaration, however, he just went all out on it, enthusiastically.

    • @depressedgaysassyitalianre5748
      @depressedgaysassyitalianre5748 6 лет назад +10

      camelshit it’s bad. I have Canadian family members that are pissed and I’m like listen I know he’s a madman he seems to just admire autocratic totalitarian leaders. It’s a mess here in the US. We’ve got people who don’t care, love Trump or can’t stand his guts and it’s bleeding through. We have families literally fighting or not speaking because of this shit it’s awful really how seriously divided we are. It sometimes feels like we live in two different countries with two different realities. I got an uncle who literally calls me a snowflake it’s ridiculous. Can’t even go on Facebook anymore that’s a mess. The democrats are acting the same way still between the traditional ones and the socialists. I pray almost every night it gets better.

    • @jaymastrude7074
      @jaymastrude7074 6 лет назад +11

      camelshit most of us figured that out long before election day. drumpf is an embarrassment to america and humanity in general.

  • @sarasarita8824
    @sarasarita8824 6 лет назад +104

    kim Jong-Un face when Trump spoke is literally how my face looks everytime I read a trump tweet or hear that orange thing speak.

    • @DarkReturns
      @DarkReturns 6 лет назад +13

      That face was like "Did he just call me fat?"

    • @lucienberl
      @lucienberl 6 лет назад

      Sara sarita you do realize that's like saying the "N" word you racist fuck. Burn in hell. Sebastian Elytron yep . at least were alive and the Koreans are starving anymore. UN is allowed to ship resources in for them now. Like any other country in trouble. His government can start making the society grow more and sustain itself. Also it helps China and south Korea because now they can drive stuff through. A 67 war stand off is over. Prisoners released. The Americans can now go retrieve all the body's of our mia men buried along sides of roads. The whole planet is freaking safer now. If children can do all this over 25 hrs I'd say good Job and thank you. But that's just me and every other person with a brain.

    • @RetroBackslash
      @RetroBackslash 6 лет назад

      🤣🤣You think calling Trump out for his fake tan that makes him look orange is racist 🤣🤣Fuck me, you're stoopid.
      How is the planet safer now? NK hasn't given up or agreed to anything.

    • @veronicastewart1112
      @veronicastewart1112 6 лет назад +1

      I don't know about you, but I'm sick of hearing that whiny voice of his. I never want to see his face or hear his voice, WHEN HE LOSES IN 2020

  • @kadsl123
    @kadsl123 6 лет назад +57

    You know, I remember a time when the US president didn't fawn over brutal dictators. Good times...

    • @phxrsx
      @phxrsx 6 лет назад +1

      No, they just gave them money.

    • @lobstereclipse6170
      @lobstereclipse6170 6 лет назад +2

      kadsl123 keep your friends close and your enemies closer. Can you not see this is a strategy

  • @eduardorosado7813
    @eduardorosado7813 6 лет назад +3

    Kim “junk ugh’s” reaction was priceless 😂

    • @brittaniejones1623
      @brittaniejones1623 4 года назад

      Eduardo Rosado😂😂😂 Yes! He had that blank stare for a full 10 seconds. 🤣

  • @MilkPudding
    @MilkPudding 6 лет назад +46

    I laughed so much then I realized all of this is the reality..... omg.

    • @Darkness1984
      @Darkness1984 6 лет назад +5

      Yeah making peace instead of war...What a shit reality!

    • @JessesanMan
      @JessesanMan 6 лет назад

      Darkness1984
      He 'made peace' with a tiny country on the other side of the planet that has the potential to be dangerous, but he's creating more and more tensions with our allies and turning them against us. He call Justin Tredeau 'meek and mild', but the says that Kim Jong Un is a great and respectable leader. THAT is a problem!

    • @Darkness1984
      @Darkness1984 6 лет назад +2

      Here in Germany many people wish we had a leader like Trump. Someone who actually cares about his people and not what other countrys think. America is strong enough on its own and dosent need weak countrys to tell it what to do. Trump knows that.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 6 лет назад +21

    Kim looks like a Disney cartoon character who dances and sings about his difficult life as a leader.... and Donny looks like the cartoon villain who's gonna make a coat out of his talking tiger sidekick.

  • @trnharris
    @trnharris 6 лет назад +17

    8:47 Omg that tweet LMAO

  • @jaynemar1
    @jaynemar1 6 лет назад +138

    Dang, I was hoping Kim would keep him as a bromance mate.

    • @judioregan4210
      @judioregan4210 6 лет назад +5

      JayneMarie - haha! 😄 By the way, loving all the gorgeous doggies in your pic. Slice of Golden heaven right there. 😍

    • @jaynemar1
      @jaynemar1 6 лет назад +2

      Judi O'Regan check out my vids. Lots of my gardens and my Beastie Girls!

    • @judioregan4210
      @judioregan4210 6 лет назад

      JayneMarie - will do. Love Goldens, with their goofy smiles and waggy tails! Have you checked out Oshie's World? It's a lovely channel of a very sweet and handsome Golden and is just wonderful.

    • @jaynemar1
      @jaynemar1 6 лет назад +1

      Judi O'Regan
      HUGE fan of Mr. Oshie!

    • @judioregan4210
      @judioregan4210 6 лет назад

      JayneMarie - yay! Have you seen the latest one of his reunion with Reagan? It's so adorable, and Reagan has grown from that cute little Fuzzbutt of a puppy into such a beauty. They are so cute together. 😊

  • @AriaHoran
    @AriaHoran 6 лет назад +22

    The self-described "Great Negotiator' got gamed.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 6 лет назад +17

    Donny! You know better! A 'Friendship Agreement' means NOTHING if you don't walk away with a hand made Friendship Bracelet! Rookie move, Donny.

  • @kombinatsiya6000
    @kombinatsiya6000 6 лет назад +221

    Colbert's Churchill is the best thing that's happened in this alt reality we're experiencing

    • @tonynicholls2779
      @tonynicholls2779 6 лет назад

      Kombinatsiya Churchill? Same Churchill who went to Yalta and dealt with Joseph Stalin a truly genocidal maniac whoze body count makes Kim look like a child in a sandbox?

    • @crosswire7777
      @crosswire7777 6 лет назад +2

      Alt reality because we're supposed to be in ww3 with hillary

    • @vladimirjirinovski2127
      @vladimirjirinovski2127 6 лет назад

      Russian??

    • @___PK__
      @___PK__ 6 лет назад

      At least you realize it's alt reality, alt-left. Did you know the letter Q has been removed from the alphabet? Only 25 letters now!

    • @Razorx-bq8rw
      @Razorx-bq8rw 6 лет назад

      I ship them

  • @deborahbell6975
    @deborahbell6975 6 лет назад +2

    He was like..."Did that mothabrother just call me fat? " lmao!!!

  • @skruppy222
    @skruppy222 6 лет назад +49

    Lol " you guys have great beaches! You can see that when they're exploding their cannons in to the ocean 🌊 "

    • @justaghoulintheworld
      @justaghoulintheworld 6 лет назад +7

      He can build a Trump tower right next to that..boom,boom, boom..what a show!

    • @dhanasuppiah1304
      @dhanasuppiah1304 6 лет назад

      Remember he gets his facts from tv.
      I

  • @MichelleD2023
    @MichelleD2023 6 лет назад +168

    This crap keeps me awake at night, but late night hosts make it better to stomach.

    • @jackieroberts1489
      @jackieroberts1489 6 лет назад +11

      i know , it`s like we all get together to celebrate we made it one more day . It`s like AA , one day at a time .

    • @Gamelaced
      @Gamelaced 6 лет назад +1

      😂😂 for real tho!

    • @Volleyball_Chess_and_Geoguessr
      @Volleyball_Chess_and_Geoguessr 6 лет назад

      Trump succeeding keeps you awake at night? wow

  • @ThunderDog97
    @ThunderDog97 6 лет назад +31

    Does anyone have the opening date for trump tower Pyongyang?
    (asking for a friend)

  • @mats7492
    @mats7492 6 лет назад +88

    showing an enemy the inside of your bullet-proof car might not be the best idea

    • @jackal9701
      @jackal9701 6 лет назад +2

      Mat S the sheer ignorance of this comment is amusing at best, scary at worst.

    • @joshuaaldape6701
      @joshuaaldape6701 6 лет назад +1

      Mat S or it could be a good idea...

    • @ehinton4006
      @ehinton4006 6 лет назад +5

      Nicolas Kinney can you explain because you really seem like the ignorant one

    • @judioregan4210
      @judioregan4210 6 лет назад +2

      kim jong un - how old are you? 10? 12? Isn't it past your bedtime sonny? 👦

    • @JKalama25799752
      @JKalama25799752 6 лет назад +2

      Seth My god, they can’t be complete enemies if they have both volunteered to meet each other in person to discuss political and military reformation in the Korean Peninsula. Secondly, this car is temporary vehicle only used for that particular day before Trump left Singapore. Thirdly, no one could decider and figure out a plan to do something within the space of a few hours just by looking inside someone’s car. Fourthly, welcoming someone into a space that you own or belongs to you is a sign of warmth, welcoming and trust, signs that need to be given if you’re trying to convince a government to denuclearise their country completely. OP was just trying to find a reason to call Trump stupid, it’s actually quite tragic and you’re also a moron for accusing someone of being ignorant because they disagree.

  • @maahin8867
    @maahin8867 6 лет назад +189

    I know a little bit of Korean and the translator didn't mention 'thin' lmao. She said "he asked them to take the pictures to come out good-looking and beautiful"

    • @tinaloveseddie
      @tinaloveseddie 6 лет назад +47

      Maahin Ahmed Kim Jong understands English... he’s not an idiot.🙄

    • @user-zo2rn1ct6i
      @user-zo2rn1ct6i 6 лет назад +17

      Maahin Ahmed I think Kim can speak English. Did he study in Switzerland?

    • @stc2828
      @stc2828 6 лет назад +6

      Emmanuel Ezenwa Its harder to speak english, but he might understand.

    • @NathienSK
      @NathienSK 6 лет назад +1

      Denis Rodman (great source) said he probably understands some english, but mostly basketball stuff. He doesn't speak english.

    • @dulynoted2427
      @dulynoted2427 6 лет назад

      Maahin Ahmed That’s a big job. What’d they use? A bucket and a shovel?

  • @kunstderfugue
    @kunstderfugue 6 лет назад +85

    Reminder that Trump said that we'd gotten nothing out of the Iran deal. Then he went out and struck a deal wherein we're not getting much (compare to the monitoring we were able to place on Iran's nuclear program). It's like he's trying to make everything reverse.

    • @III-zy5jf
      @III-zy5jf 6 лет назад +12

      Energy Core Last month Trump pulled the U.S. out of the "one-sided" Iran Deal. Now he signs a nothing-burger and brags about it.

    • @hollyhunt5435
      @hollyhunt5435 6 лет назад

      Yesterday liberals were crying pissing and moaning. Today liberals are...crying pissing and moaning. Man I wish you losers would hurry up and just go the fuck away. Go live in Canada where they like to charge the us 250% on our dairy products

    • @kunstderfugue
      @kunstderfugue 6 лет назад

      Chet Plopper it's cute that you think you're the majority in America.

    • @kunstderfugue
      @kunstderfugue 6 лет назад

      Chet Plopper you made my day. Thank you and good day sir.

  • @saul2007t
    @saul2007t 6 лет назад +27

    Colbert's monologues are great!

    • @tysargent9647
      @tysargent9647 5 лет назад

      I got news for you, punk. The NRA is a wasteland of dangerous weapons.

  • @jev2867
    @jev2867 6 лет назад +34

    The monologue is long but all you have to know is, denuclearization is already mutually agreed by North and South. Future commenters who wants to praise Trump, keep that in mind before you open your mouth.

    • @oogachaka3447
      @oogachaka3447 6 лет назад

      Si Señor

    • @ronaldomcdonaldo6289
      @ronaldomcdonaldo6289 6 лет назад +1

      Did you want Trump to bomb all of North Korea to smithereens? Or stand idly by as North Korea continues testing missiles?

    • @Splucked
      @Splucked 6 лет назад +2

      +Norm Macdonald NK has _agreed_ to denuclearize many times. They found an excuse to back out of every single agreement, except for the one they got caught violating. No one wants violence. Everyone wants an equitable solution but taking NK's word for anything to do with denuclearization is insane. They have to be monitored, which is exactly why they scrapped all of the other agreements. If we give them _anything_ prior to obtaining proof of compliance, then Trump either got suckered or bought.

    • @jev2867
      @jev2867 6 лет назад

      Norm Macdonald Read my original post.

    • @ronaldomcdonaldo6289
      @ronaldomcdonaldo6289 6 лет назад

      Spluck it I agree with everything you said. My point is he had three options; an agreement, war or doing nothing. So he has taken the best option and it should be criticized if and when it goes wrong (or how he handles an inevitable deviation from the agreement)

  • @TheDarkria
    @TheDarkria 6 лет назад +43

    I feel like I died and woke up in a SNL skit.

  • @TheHua89
    @TheHua89 6 лет назад +301

    Hurry up Mueller!!!

    • @camelsheit_on_the_walls446
      @camelsheit_on_the_walls446 6 лет назад +8

      Yes please please hurry, please do!
      I think he does as well as he can though, knowing there's a singular urgency about this case..

    • @JohnnyBoogolando
      @JohnnyBoogolando 6 лет назад +11

      TheHua89 keep dreaming! #MAGA

    • @camelsheit_on_the_walls446
      @camelsheit_on_the_walls446 6 лет назад +10

      Sure. MAGA = Make America (a) Great Gulag

    • @ianbenjiman
      @ianbenjiman 6 лет назад +5

      TheHua89 with what? If there was something there he would have found it by now.

    • @JohnnyBoogolando
      @JohnnyBoogolando 6 лет назад +7

      camelshit Cry me a river! If it was obama in the same situation you would be applauding... but he never managed to do in 8 years what trump did in 1...

  • @DaisyJaynne
    @DaisyJaynne 6 лет назад +7

    Precious Princess Trump @6:18 "Haay..! I was wrong." Evil Lurker: "I don't know if I'll ever admit that." Pathetic Putz: "I'll find some kind of an excuse - ha ha!" And that's just one breath folks.

  • @philippegauvin-vallee9371
    @philippegauvin-vallee9371 6 лет назад +11

    Now I am really afraid that Americans will keep Trump as President because they will miss his amazingly entertaining tweets. Don't they realize that he will tweeting even if he is destituted. He will probably tweet even more to criticize whoever will take the power.

    • @Deathnote2539
      @Deathnote2539 6 лет назад

      Biotecnologia ESAC you are a fucking bigot and I hope karma fucks you in life

    • @karenjohnston2844
      @karenjohnston2844 6 лет назад

      Can't tweet from a cell.

  • @sebastianelytron8450
    @sebastianelytron8450 6 лет назад +993

    This is history folks... we all lived to see a real life rendition of Dumb And Dumber

    • @rkadius001
      @rkadius001 6 лет назад +12

      Sebastian Elytron hater, if this was Obama you would be praising him, how hypocritical

    • @cameronbrooks1141
      @cameronbrooks1141 6 лет назад +4

      Art of the deal

    • @annu3102
      @annu3102 6 лет назад +48

      Rkadius Roze Obama never got the chance to do it because everybody chewed him out for mentioning that he wanted to meet with North Korea's leader. Same for any attempt of peace talks with any dictator.

    • @jimberry7851
      @jimberry7851 6 лет назад +36

      Rkacaus Rozer - if this was Obama you'd still find a way to spread your hateful shit

    • @Flaris
      @Flaris 6 лет назад +40

      Rkadius Roze I would probably be concerned about Obama’s mental health if he was talking about building condos in North Korea.

  • @dantecrailman8861
    @dantecrailman8861 6 лет назад +23

    Once he returns, he'll surely ramble about the Nobel Peace Prize...

    • @donaldstanfield8862
      @donaldstanfield8862 6 лет назад +2

      Dante Crailman tRUMP being interviewed by Mueller...
      Mueller: We didn't say Nobel Prize,
      We said no bail - surprize!!!

    • @thewingedhussar4188
      @thewingedhussar4188 6 лет назад

      That is if he gets it.All he really did was reinforce a previous agreement.An gave up more.

  • @deescott8312
    @deescott8312 5 лет назад +1

    I am just here for the dot dot dot dot dot from trump’s tweet 🤣

  • @davecloony5404
    @davecloony5404 6 лет назад +7

    I thought we would never have an era like the era of George W. Bush! He has made the notion of presidency nothing but a laughable matter!

    • @maryrosekent8223
      @maryrosekent8223 6 лет назад +1

      Saeed Niakan
      Truth. I really wish Molly Ivins was still here-she’s the one who started calling him The Shrub.

    • @mickeyamf
      @mickeyamf 5 лет назад +1

      George isnt even as bad as donald trump... the man for whatever reasoms established charities had some okay policies and is an idiot. Donald isnt as much of an idiot hes blindsighted by egoism and was raised pretty pathetically.

  • @carlosjaramillo9702
    @carlosjaramillo9702 6 лет назад +26

    “I may be wrong, I may stand before you in six months and say, ‘Hey, I was wrong.' ”
    “I don’t know that I’ll ever admit that, but I’ll find some kind of an excuse,”
    So does the President think that him saying that he may be wrong about his decision now will let him off the hook if he is proven wrong about Kim later on? What kind of idiot would accept that?

    • @ValerieJNorse
      @ValerieJNorse 6 лет назад +8

      A die-hard Trump supporter.

    • @maroondelight3690
      @maroondelight3690 6 лет назад

      Carlos Jaramillo , you know who??, this👱 monster child!!

    • @ReaganElite
      @ReaganElite 6 лет назад +1

      Seems that i would be like 45-47% of american people that might say "oh.,,, well, is okey..."

    • @jokerman1964
      @jokerman1964 6 лет назад +1

      Carlos Jaramillo the people who voted for him

  • @sngordon3385
    @sngordon3385 6 лет назад +15

    Is there a chapter in "The Art of the Deal" called "Fold Like a Cheap Card Table While the Entire World Is Watching"?

  • @debbiegross3136
    @debbiegross3136 6 лет назад +60

    🤣😂😹 I agree with Jon, they should have Popeye’s restaurants everywhere!

    • @Glenghiskhan
      @Glenghiskhan 6 лет назад

      popeye's chicken is the shiznit

    • @Blueberryyymuffin
      @Blueberryyymuffin 6 лет назад

      They have two where I live in Canada but I’ve only been to one of them and it sucked. It wasn’t spicy which is what I really wanted but I’ve heard the other one is better, but I have troubles going outside so I don’t know if I’d ever get to go there. But whatever

  • @DAsrada
    @DAsrada 6 лет назад +1

    Kim Jong Un: I am a ruthless dictator and I have never felt this self-conscious in my life. I...I AM FAT!!

  • @radhakrishna-zn2ew
    @radhakrishna-zn2ew 6 лет назад +49

    The most important agenda :LUNCH

  • @sanbalestrini
    @sanbalestrini 6 лет назад +186

    Kim's look would not be out of place in an episode of The Office

  • @CriticalListener
    @CriticalListener 6 лет назад +2

    "Well there's your headline: 'TRUMP ATE A VEGETABLE' !"

  • @SdeHe-qb9gc
    @SdeHe-qb9gc 5 лет назад +3

    It's scary that us politics are this comedic and entertaining.

  • @19thHour
    @19thHour 6 лет назад +862

    "I haven't slept in 25 hours"
    Just like me when I'm grossly unprepared for a test

    • @RIXRADvidz
      @RIXRADvidz 6 лет назад +13

      that 8ball of snow/candy in his pocket is keeping him up

    • @generalleenknassknotretire9180
      @generalleenknassknotretire9180 6 лет назад +15

      19thHour
      Excellent analogy.

    • @vivigesso3756
      @vivigesso3756 6 лет назад +3

      Trump has done way more than King Obama ever did.

    • @depressedgaysassyitalianre5748
      @depressedgaysassyitalianre5748 6 лет назад +37

      pp rr did anyone even ask you?

    • @camelsheit_on_the_walls446
      @camelsheit_on_the_walls446 6 лет назад +16

      19thHour
      Even if it was true he should have kept mum about it. Does he not know it is common knowledge that sleep deprivation has a negative effect on the cognitive function?
      But then again, he thrives on creating trepidation, the perv.

  • @amandagardner565
    @amandagardner565 6 лет назад +26

    Unlike the Wharton school of business, the NOBEL committee doesn't give prizes for ATTENDANCE alone.
    they actually require recipients to achieve something, getting/signing the same commitment as South Korea got a month ago doesn't cut it.

    • @generalleenknassknotretire9180
      @generalleenknassknotretire9180 6 лет назад +3

      He's just slinging more
      bullshit to his wantonly
      ignorant followers.
      They'll all just shout:
      "He was robbed of a Nobel",
      without ever bothering to
      see the reality you've
      pointed out.

    • @mariagmartinho
      @mariagmartinho 6 лет назад

      😂😂😂

    • @veronicastewart1112
      @veronicastewart1112 6 лет назад +1

      I should think that they also look at the big picture: trump took a meeting with Kim, days after alienating the G6 plus one.

  • @mssissyphancypants
    @mssissyphancypants 6 лет назад

    I will NEVER get tired of ".......Nah, I'm kidding." :)))

  • @davelee2876
    @davelee2876 4 года назад

    So, Kim could get to troll Trump too. Got him to eat vegetables. 😂😂😂

  • @alanalan-de6to
    @alanalan-de6to 6 лет назад +41

    I'm calling it, trump is gonna try to build a hotel in North korea

    • @veronicastewart1112
      @veronicastewart1112 6 лет назад +1

      I'm thinking, trump is doing this because Obama got the Nobel Peace Prize and he wants one too.

    • @veronicastewart1112
      @veronicastewart1112 6 лет назад +1

      See, knee-jerk trumper vulgarity.

    • @marfisilva
      @marfisilva 6 лет назад +1

      I think he's doing it all because he desperately wants to build hotels in North Korea 🤣😩

    • @maggierezac5820
      @maggierezac5820 6 лет назад +2

      alan alan, ignore the White Noise above but you are dead on correct! During the REST of this 'speech' he did, in fact, mention specifically opening a Sandals Resort on the N. Korean Beaches! You know, the ones where they shoot off their 'cannons'? SMH... He doesn't know the difference between a canon & a rocket launcher?
      Oh yes, God Save the Queen! Peace.

    • @WerewolfLord
      @WerewolfLord 6 лет назад

      The Trump Ryugyong Hotel?

  • @shesemerald2011
    @shesemerald2011 6 лет назад +26

    “Very few people could take over a country at that age,” Uhhhh...? Whats going on right now? Am I smelling almonds?

  • @benw9949
    @benw9949 6 лет назад +1

    Stuffed cucumber? So they ARE going to compare how big their little rockets are.

  • @davelee2876
    @davelee2876 4 года назад +2

    Trump would have let Ivanka to marry Al Capone if that guy had said nice things about him.

  • @harshie101
    @harshie101 6 лет назад +48

    I can't handle Trump quotes. They are so CRINGY!!! I can't believe it!

    • @Inamichan
      @Inamichan 6 лет назад

      Harshita Sandhu I’m at the point where I just skip them because they cause me so much emotional pain

  • @SkyHiltribe
    @SkyHiltribe 6 лет назад +67

    " I may stand before you in 6 months and say, hey, I was wrong, but I don't know if I'll ever admit that but I'll find some kind of excuse." Wow!...Just Wow!!! imagine if Obama or any other presidents had said that they would have been crucified. But it's Trump, so it's A..okay by by his supporters because Trump only said what everyone thinks.

    • @1Peasant
      @1Peasant 6 лет назад

      Sundincubus You want Trump to be wrong and for the deal to fail just so you can gloat.

    • @TorIverWilhelmsen
      @TorIverWilhelmsen 6 лет назад +6

      What deal? The one where North Korea didn't add squat to what they already had agreed with South Korea, but where they got less American soldiers south of the border? Trumptards are the worst 'tards

    • @jupiterkansas
      @jupiterkansas 6 лет назад +1

      Sorry, but Trump isn't saying what I'm thinking.

    • @SkyHiltribe
      @SkyHiltribe 6 лет назад

      1Peasant, "the deal?" what deal? It already failed, WTF you talking about? I"m only repeating your almight SPANKY of what he said about making up excuses and alternate facts as usual that's all

  • @kanelitwiniec
    @kanelitwiniec 6 лет назад

    "Trump Ate a Vegetable" comedy gold!

  • @im_a_stable_genius4876
    @im_a_stable_genius4876 6 лет назад +2

    He tried giving Kim the ‘pull’ handshake, but it didn’t work.

  • @endeavortrikes
    @endeavortrikes 6 лет назад +19

    Handsome and thin? Holy crap that technology just does not exist. Why not smart and coherent? Oh that does not exist either.

  • @eleora3725
    @eleora3725 6 лет назад +181

    On the bright side of things, it could've gone worse.... I mean, we're not dead yet.

    • @wa4645
      @wa4645 6 лет назад

      Mira Stone how's that the bright side?

    • @eleora3725
      @eleora3725 6 лет назад +1

      War Of Harmony: Gone. It left about two seconds after, when I came back to reality and remembered what happened.

    • @GeneralTempest
      @GeneralTempest 6 лет назад +3

      Mira Stone I'm not sure what to say if I wake up to a nuclear crisis in the morning than. "Oh look! In coming nuclear strike. I still have time for some eggs and toast." 😭😭😭

    • @eleora3725
      @eleora3725 6 лет назад +2

      General Tempest: I would honestly rather die in the initial explosion of a nuclear attack rather than to try and fail to survive and end up with radiation poisoning or some other chemically induced death stuffs.

    • @GeneralTempest
      @GeneralTempest 6 лет назад +2

      Mira Stone Sooo... your saying you don't want to participate in the nuclear fallout which will produce an army of the undead? You must be the life of the party at get togethers. 😭😭😭

  • @Friedsteel
    @Friedsteel 6 лет назад +1

    Lol lol . Hilarious and I’ love my President !! Still laughing, Hilarious!!

    • @Friedsteel
      @Friedsteel 6 лет назад

      Love that fake take!!! Omg . You make me LAUGH!!! God be with you all!

  • @ExploreLearnEnglishWithGeorge
    @ExploreLearnEnglishWithGeorge 6 лет назад +2

    "..Mozart of putting sticks of wood through people." :D

  • @fonzieb3151
    @fonzieb3151 6 лет назад +77

    Its not like he kneeled during the national anthem hahahaha

    • @gilbertmueller720
      @gilbertmueller720 6 лет назад

      Fonzie B ii

    • @FirstnameLastname-gr5kb
      @FirstnameLastname-gr5kb 6 лет назад +2

      ALEXANDER WINTON There's literally no correlation. Colbert mocked Trump here for thinking it's a terrible and traitor-like thing to kneel during the national anthem - but the ppl doing so don't protest the anthem itself or hate America, but used it as a gesture to call attention to another issue that they see as the result of the racist past of that country. Colbert can sing the anthem all he wants and still respect the people who peacefully protest sth.

  • @generalleenknassknotretire9180
    @generalleenknassknotretire9180 6 лет назад +13

    He sounds exactly like
    his supporters, trying
    to debate on RUclips.

  • @zenobia10127
    @zenobia10127 6 лет назад

    Colbert saying "dot, dot, dot" in his Trump voice gives me life.

  • @Maestro_Cursos
    @Maestro_Cursos 6 лет назад +5

    The Art of the Deal... World Edition... congrats!

  • @Danny-tf3fd
    @Danny-tf3fd 6 лет назад +22

    I don't know what's worse: Trump antagonizing North Korea, or cozying up to North Korea.

  • @LazyIRanch
    @LazyIRanch 6 лет назад +300

    I don't believe he ate a vegetable!

    • @rgwak
      @rgwak 6 лет назад +11

      I'm pretty sure he has mostly Big Mac sauce flowing in his veins by this point!

    • @visceratrocar
      @visceratrocar 6 лет назад +5

      He didn't. It was really a fruit.

    • @jeanniealviz1077
      @jeanniealviz1077 6 лет назад

      Lazy I Ranch of course not, he hates everything and everyone.

    • @user-ch6be1uf3q
      @user-ch6be1uf3q 6 лет назад

      A cucumber is technically a fruit, the rule is if it has seeds it’s s fruit.

    • @prairiehorse6168
      @prairiehorse6168 6 лет назад

      It was probably deep fried.

  • @Maneraify
    @Maneraify 6 лет назад +4

    the Churchill bit... hilarity!!!

  • @geekgirrrl
    @geekgirrrl 6 лет назад

    Kim Jong Un was like " You got fat jokes, still? Hmm how many guns to take down all you and the camera crew?"

  • @KingOfMadCows
    @KingOfMadCows 6 лет назад +754

    We got nothing concrete, like the foundation of any Trump building.

  • @P.Gillett
    @P.Gillett 6 лет назад +84

    At 5:42 when Trump is talking about Kim running North Korea, he says '1 out of 10,000 probably couldn't do it'. Meaning 9,999 out of 10,000 probably could do it?

    • @michaeljohnangel6359
      @michaeljohnangel6359 6 лет назад +10

      Brilliant Paul! You caught that too! Nobody mentioned it except you.

    • @amakwapong3806
      @amakwapong3806 6 лет назад +16

      Maths & English are not Trump's favorite subjects 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @mariagmartinho
      @mariagmartinho 6 лет назад +14

      Ama Kwapong... And geography, history, science....

    • @amakwapong3806
      @amakwapong3806 6 лет назад +9

      Gabriela Simões I think we can say "school" is not his favorite subject 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @RetroBackslash
      @RetroBackslash 6 лет назад +8

      You do know by now that Trump's 'brain' starts out a sentence and then completely loses track of where it was going when it 'thought', "This is a cleva fing to say". It's a clear sign of either mental disintegration such as in the case of Alzheimers, or just sheer stupidity...

  • @lindamuller839
    @lindamuller839 6 лет назад

    Lol, "historish" Thank you S.C. for helping me keep a humorous perspective through this hellish nightmare.

  • @vivianzenari8522
    @vivianzenari8522 6 лет назад

    "We shall build condos on the beaches...." Brilliant today, Late Show

  • @user-zo2rn1ct6i
    @user-zo2rn1ct6i 6 лет назад +14

    Trump says the truth? "I don't know if I will admit that, I'll find some kind of excuse....."😮😮😮

  • @ManoredRed
    @ManoredRed 6 лет назад +22

    Trump shakes hands like he read in a book that a dominant handshake can improve your chances in a negotiation, but then proceeded to never get even close to learning how to be subtle about it.

  • @bournelucky5773
    @bournelucky5773 3 года назад

    LOL "Trump ate a vegetable " hahahaaa

  • @chriswinkler284
    @chriswinkler284 5 лет назад

    Please send back our gnome...we're worried. Lmao

  • @tzisorey
    @tzisorey 6 лет назад +12

    If Trump becomes self aware, Skynet can't be far behind.

  • @ElmerFuddGun
    @ElmerFuddGun 6 лет назад +100

    8:52 - Knowing the difference between *_to_* and *_too_* is just *_to_* much *_two_* ask of a US president! Trump continues to show how he got the best education at the biggest schools. Makes *_won_* wonder how Trump University could have failed?!?!

    • @chickensdone1
      @chickensdone1 6 лет назад +9

      ElmerFuddGun eye no, write?

    • @ElmerFuddGun
      @ElmerFuddGun 6 лет назад +6

      Alexander - Yez, ue ar write. Butt wie duz tRump hev satch difyculty thoe? Baseic Inglesh!

    • @thomasbarry3113
      @thomasbarry3113 6 лет назад

      ElmerFuddGun *just too

    • @ashleyteece4237
      @ashleyteece4237 6 лет назад +1

      Thomas Barry I guess you didn’t realise that it is a joke.

    • @johnlemon2579
      @johnlemon2579 6 лет назад +6

      get lost: it is mother's.
      Correct genitive please! ☝️

  • @summi6084
    @summi6084 6 лет назад

    He did not get what he said ya you know he ordered hamburger and he get cucumber 😂😂 omg 😹

  • @NicoleStLouis-is2hc
    @NicoleStLouis-is2hc 6 лет назад +134

    Trump doesn't know that acting is fake?! Probably thinks wrestling is real too. Notice I know how to spell better than a president.

    • @generalxanos
      @generalxanos 6 лет назад +8

      I'm coveffe, did you wordsalad tings pimples day?

    • @robertalanis6385
      @robertalanis6385 6 лет назад +2

      lol

    • @herbertcamacho1461
      @herbertcamacho1461 6 лет назад +2

      Do you know who owns CBS?
      Colbert is a jester puppet.

    • @felixir7368
      @felixir7368 6 лет назад

      Tim Countis Yeah btw, Kim Jong Un probably has some evil plan to betray Donald Trump and he’ll prob stab him in the back.

    • @NicoleStLouis-is2hc
      @NicoleStLouis-is2hc 6 лет назад

      Herbert Camacho and Trump is not? LMAO!!

  • @blaze_rivers
    @blaze_rivers 6 лет назад +44

    Enjoy state TV or off...lol

  • @nonmelodic1114
    @nonmelodic1114 6 лет назад +97

    It's depressing how even though trump achieved next to nothing, his supporters are still hailing this as the US's greatest ever diplomatic success... It's just painful to watch/ read.

    • @nokia3210fuck
      @nokia3210fuck 6 лет назад +8

      Of course Trump achieved nothing as for example the peace between North and South Korea after 70 years of war hostility or the fact that North Korea already blew up one of their nuclear sites.And of course leaders only meet once sign a full plan and then never meet again just like the fall of the Berlin wall was decided after one meeting between Gorbatchev and Reagan when in fact it took years.

    • @medellpr
      @medellpr 6 лет назад +5

      nonmelodic 111 archive nonthing then i prefer nonthing than a president sending a drone kill million of people and still get peace nobel. Btw not trump support but doesn't mean i support of hypocrisis

    • @G5Nvm
      @G5Nvm 6 лет назад

      There's a trend I've caught between one's financial status and if they're a die hard trump hater. Poorer you are, more you hate Donny. Get a life and climb out of the middle class you scumbag piece of shit.

    • @dewaynethomas3122
      @dewaynethomas3122 6 лет назад +3

      Sxunds, jsut want you to know that if there was no middle class and everyone climbed out of it than there would be no classes at all due to rich people needing poor and middle class to survive. You are literally suggesting communism. Oh, and your racism is showing. He prevented a lot of war that would have continued had Republicans still controlled the country. And when he permits using drones instead of risking fighter pilot's lives you shit on him. He cleans up your mess and you still cry like little bitches. Daddy issues? No, you dipshits got mommy issues.

    • @Miami1991
      @Miami1991 6 лет назад +3

      SxundsTV you lost your credibility for that racial slur. Your type makes the right look bad in that light you fuckin imbecile

  • @JohnDoe-qp3bp
    @JohnDoe-qp3bp 6 лет назад

    The winston churchill tape made me pee my pants 🤣

  • @tanofcomatoes7182
    @tanofcomatoes7182 6 лет назад +8

    That North Korea ad was too good

  • @nita2bjuan7
    @nita2bjuan7 6 лет назад +149

    Thank you Steohen for the dot, dot, dot, dot ,dot....That cracks me up everytime!

    • @kevinpitt2203
      @kevinpitt2203 6 лет назад +4

      Juanita - I think Stephen got carried away on the dots today. Was not counting, no, definitely not.

  • @n40tom
    @n40tom 6 лет назад +1

    Put a Popeyes, Popeyes.
    Now ain't that typical .

  • @m.d1701
    @m.d1701 5 лет назад

    He ordered a hamburger they gave him a cucumber!🤣

  • @berke2336
    @berke2336 6 лет назад +78

    I'm surprised Trump didn't include opening a Pyongyang McDonalds location in that document

  • @isword
    @isword 6 лет назад +56

    Now we dig and hide.

  • @Amyntheri
    @Amyntheri 6 лет назад

    Gotta start insulting celebrities immediately to distract from the disaster of a summit

  • @mlt6
    @mlt6 6 лет назад +2

    Is this a joke? I mean trump being president. I still don't believe it....

  • @Dananjay.
    @Dananjay. 6 лет назад +5

    "Does he want me to look thin? An insult to only Korea!

  • @MrsLove-dl7qf
    @MrsLove-dl7qf 6 лет назад +36

    He signed a paper that said I be a good boy for a little bit 🤗😇😇

  • @pabbilariousgequatous865
    @pabbilariousgequatous865 6 лет назад

    Ngl kim looks like a cuddly koala I want to give him a hug

  • @jonathanhenly99
    @jonathanhenly99 6 лет назад

    'Did he suddenly become self aware?'
    LOL.

  • @Jan96106
    @Jan96106 6 лет назад +11

    Did I hear correctly? Didn't Trump mess up his wording again? He said, "One out of ten thousand probably couldn't do it."

    • @johnpliskin8759
      @johnpliskin8759 6 лет назад +1

      Jan96106
      he makes W look like a decent orator