Now We Know Who's Willing To Defend Caging Children
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- Опубликовано: 18 июн 2018
- It's a game of morality limbo as Kirstjen Nielsen, Jeff Sessions and Laura Ingraham see if they can go as low as Donald Trump.
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The fact that Fox and the Trumpers were more angry at Robert De Niro saying something mean about Trump while blindly defending this speaks volumes.
AJK90 100% true
Savage Jesus At this point I'd be ok with that.
OK just by your oic I can tell your a reverse closet racist.
Defending it. When do 13,000 kid go? This was a waiting area . I just saw pic from a boarder patrol and he showed beds with new pillow and blankets, kid playing basketball, the made a kitchen and dinning areas. Having them sit in big areas that have a fence? So what how do you control 10,000 children. The fences are the same ones around our houses and school. . if it was solid they could see everyone. Seriously 10,000 children alone with out their parents? The news showed you pics from the entrance, and temp sleeping arangments. They also showed pics from Obamas time this happened and they were dog cages. Small little cages. The stuff they have now is huge and give people safety to sleep and no get harassed. The people r lying to you.
lushin burl - Those are safe sleeping spaces. You know? *Safe* .Where vulnerable children stay during processing. To where? A safe home.
"Am I that bad?"
No Donald, you're much worse.
Fernando Burga You're Satan's shit stain worst. And that's an understatement.
Donald you are making Colbert great
Wow *+Stephen Colbert* you're really in your element today. That shaman impersonation was brilliant. Hilariously brilliant.
"Am I that bad?"
You're much MUCH worse than I ever imagined possible during the election. And I hated you then.
Amen to that!
Ditto. I'm so sick of his sh*t.
Yes. I wholeheartedly agree.
Charles Jones ditto
@Not Now you posted this several times like as if it's not still happening under Trump. Defending trump for continuing and worsening this sickening bs. Stfu
As a Canadian, let me remind the President of a few facts:
1. World War II began on September 1, 1939.
2. Canada entered World War II on September 10, 1939.
3. The United States entered World War II on December 7, 1941.
Americans fought World War II with us and we appreciate it.
John Zimmer that’s also because you’re attachment to GB is vastly different than the US
Fair point, but World War II was about a lot more than Great Britain and pretty much everyone knew it. By the way, although I now Iive in Europe, I spent a few years in Ottawa. Every spring, we get the magnificent views of thousands of tulips on Parliament Hill. They are a gift from the Netherlands for giving the Dutch Royal Family refuge during World War II. Dank u weil!
This is the part where as an American, im supposed to say something arrogant and obnoxious....wanna trade the queen for the orange? He cant do damage there
Nah, I think Americans are, on the whole, great. I just hope that Trump is an aberration and not the start of a steady decline.
Though colder than I like, Canada is looking like a wonderful country.
I’ll be honest, Colbert plays a huge part in helping me get through all that is going on in America these days. Gotta laugh to keep from crying! Lol
Captain Java I feel the same way, it's a dark time in our country, my heart is breaking.
You two need your balls back
You are a good man , Stephen Colbert . Your mother is proud .
I am not shoked by anything Trump does anymore. But I still am shocked that there are still people who justify his actions...
I can ask you the same.
1997 - law is in place stating you can not detain unaccompanied minors
1997 - 2016 - every president puts children in "cages" when the parents not only cross illegally, but request asylum
2016 - 9th circuit court rules 1997 ruling applies to accompanied minors
2016 - Obama now just lets anyone with a kid, even those without proof they are actually the parent, go free pending trial. 40% never show up
2018 - Trump chooses to actually enforce the law that was made during Clinton's time, and ruled by the far left 9th to make it more harsh.
2018 - Trump, and a few Rs, bring forth legislation that would actually fix the issue (such as more funding to the immigration courts so they don't hit the 20 day mark
2018 - representative of the dems, Schemer, shoots down all proposals and demands that Trump abuse executive power by changing the law (when it's the job of legislative branch), thus making legal reform not an option.
2018 - Trump, being Trump, signs an EO that does pretty much nothing, because it's not his (or any presidents) job to make law.
2018-???? Children are no longer kept from parents as dems caved to pressure to help them. However now we are "imprisoning" children like literally Hitler. Demand anyone with a child gets a free pass.
Its pretty easy once you filter out the B.S. Try it some time.
Carmen not everybody watches a comedian and believes it's true only you
Testing Products I don't and your comment is just another example for people defending whatever Trump does and be it by talking smack about others.
Carmen what did he do that was wrong is that a hard question kids being separated at the border is not new it's new to you because you get your news from a comedian
Carmen here's one example of a conservative group that went down to try and help the children in 2014 did you donate to this foundation and try and help I doubt it www.usnews.com/opinion/blogs/nicole-hemmer/2014/07/15/glenn-becks-compassionate-help-for-migrant-children-at-the-border
"That was not consensual!" 😂 Stephen at his best tonight.
It really must be hard making jokes about watching the country fall into a fascist regime. Thank you for making the effort.
Ariel Steinsaltz Give me a Death Note and I'll end this regime.
Shadow The Jedi that's fascist. BTW. Lol
lushin burl I'll burn it after I'm done using it. Promise.
Shadow The Jedi absolute power corrupts. Don't go to the dark side, even temporarily.
So you want the CHILD TRAFFICKING to continue? 10,000 of 12,000 are NOT with parents.
112 Mexican politicians MURDERED by Cartels / traffickers since September for trying to stop crime...
DoJ arrested 2300 for CHILD SEX CRIMES.
Fake liberal MSM and Corrupt Congress do NOT care about kids...
Trump wasn't hugging our American flag... he was STRANGLING it.
Bravo!..... da broncobabe!
"Abusing" would be a better description
He was grabbing it by the patriotism.
Liberals are so clever. Man what a zinger
Oh! Your impassioned defense of our dear leader has caused the scales to FALL from my eyes!
--Dave, but you still have eyebeams in yours, alas
For a country so keen on keeping guns so you can rise up against a corrupt government, y'all are sure doing a damn fine job watching.
Ain't that the truth. The so-called Second Amendment aficionados only care for the second half of it - the right to bear arms will not be infringed, and not a crap for the first part, about a well-regulated militia being essential. And they never use their arms to protect rights guaranteed in the First Amendment.
Ikkon Oh, no. We're still working on that. This is just another shameful Trump policy that must be dealt with, FOR REAL.
Cause Democrats are scared of guns and want to get rid of them. They'd rather cry and scream while Trump is doing good things for the country. Giving these kids education, medical care, recreational activities, clothes and a warm place to sleep. While Obama had them in cages and deported back like criminals despite the fact 70% of them are kidnapped from their actual parents. The photo's most outlets are referring too are from 2014, under Obama's Administration.
Drake Xanders because Obama's government also did it, doesn't make it right. Why can't we put a stop to it NOW?
And also I'm gonna need a citation on that "70% of the children are stolen from their original parents" statistic
Drake Xanders you know who else is scared of guns? The citizens of every other developed nations in the world. You know where doesn't have mass shootings every single day? Every other developed nation in the world.
Stephen’s crusade to find the Trump administration’s worker’s worst photos continues. AND I’m here for it
Oindri Das I thought that was one of the better pics of Hickabee😂😂😂
Nick Angelos Actually it was. Even the gods must dissapoint sometimes.
There is not a good picture her. Most of the people in his administration look like monsters.
WTF, why attack her on her appearance, when the reality is that her actions are much uglier! At least she has control over that! Ann Coulter, Laura Ingram are much uglier imo! John Kelley and Sarah hs need to take action against trump to make him backdown! I thought we went in to save the Jews from concentration camps? Didn’t we already learn our lesson during the Japanese internment camps?? this is uglier and will have severe repercussions down the road....
Oindri Das
When God made her he didn’t break the mold... he used a BROKEN mold!🤣🤣
I'm just gonna insist on what I suggested yesterday:
Darken the Statue of Liberty.
Keep the lights off for as long as this inhumanity continues.
. . It's sad to see you like this, USA
camelshit We all need to show up at our local Republican politician offices and demand that they abolish this un-American and inhuman separations fo children from their mothers and fathers. Immediately!!
We all need to be there.
It’s time to show up.
camelshit it's sad to be here in these times... D:
Good idea. Will save NY some money.
It's sad to BE like this.
camelshit stfu we're not your babysitters. We r sick of your shit.they r not cages Defending it. Where do 13,000 kid go? This was a waiting area . I just saw pic from a boarder patrol and he showed beds with new pillow and blankets, kid playing basketball, the made a kitchen and dinning areas. Having them sit in big areas that have a fence? So what how do you control 10,000 children. The fences are the same ones around our houses and school. . if it was solid they could see everyone. Seriously 10,000 children alone with out their parents? The news showed you pics from the entrance, and temp sleeping arangments. They also showed pics from Obamas time this happened and they were dog cages. Small little cages. The stuff they have now is huge and give people safety to sleep and not get harassed. The people r lying to you. Watch Europe burn to the ground in thr next year. Ever see tommy? Ya Rome is going to fall again.
Ummmm Canada was fighting in WWII for the Brits for years before America joined... but I guess as usual it's all about America
marisdc Same goes for Australia 🇦🇺
Ever see the King and I? The children are shocked when Mrs Anna shows them an accurate map of Siam and its a fraction the size they have been taught. The crown prince cries out, "I do not believe it!" That is America, in a nutshell.
Arguably we fought for ourselves.
Some Americans, such as myself are somewhat aware of this thanks to the Internet BUT STILL! Textbooks in the South still can't get basic American history right, so I blame the propoganda machine.
marisdc ...God Save the 👑 Queen 👸....Rule Britannia! Elect Bachman Turner Overdrive to Congress! ❤️🇦🇺🇦🇺🇻🇬🇳🇿🇳🇿🇬🇧🇬🇧🇨🇦🇨🇦🗳🙁🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
Stephen in the zone. It's good to smile.
Thanks for caring, I love your comedy! You deal with this horrible administration in a sophisticated way.
What has she said wrong?
Lets send Ingraham to this "Summer camp"....lol
Van Wong Better yet, let’s send her kids!
Given the wave she did, how did you NAZI that coming? (I know that joke has been done, but I feel we need revisit it)
D Smith who has kids with her?
"Am I that bad?" No way, you are far, far, far, ... worse!
Oooh! Very creative comment! Ok let me do one now. You "is my comment that bad?" Me " no, it's far,far,far .......worse!
Why punish the kids because of their parents. Why don't you send the kids back with the parents? What is the point in punishing parents by taking their kids, their kids didn't do the crime. That is like you getting locked up because your dad killed someone.
We spend billions of dollars to punish the kids of illegal immigrants. Even if the kids other parent is a legal immigrant, the kid will still be locked up instead of sent to the other parent. How does that make any sense?
You don't punish people by punishing there kids, especially when not necessary. I understand when it is necessary, but most of the time it is not. The kids have relatives they can be sent to. There is no reason to send them to detention centers, they didn't do anything wrong, their parent did(it is usually only one of them).
Imagine you got arrested(whether you did it or not), and while you were waiting for court, they took your kids and put them in juvenile hall for your potential crimes. Would you be OK with that?
+Nobody Knows ~ Seeking asylum is perfectly legal. What's happening is ppl come to turn themselves in, as they're supposed to, that's how it's legally done. But border gestapo turns them away, and then they "catch" them. Then send parents away, so kids become "unaccompanied." It's a set up.
Axios .king so. fucking. what.
Do you expect poeple to suddenly think it ok?
It has always been shit!
But to be honest, the rest of the world never have much hope in the U.S. treating people fairly, nor respecting the international human rights.
"Am I that bad?" That might just be the most self aware moment #45 has ever had!
Angela Johnson Keys No.It could have been, but he didn't accept that he WAS bad.
Why seperate the kids though? I mean if you are gonna deport them...do it as a family. They are children for god sake. People have no ounce of humanity left anymore. They have become numb to it
Camilla M. I know right this really hurts me to my heart
Camilla M. Irony being immigration into this country is at a all time low. We have more people going to other countries than America and this has been going on since obama. This is a unnecessary manufactured crisis. We don’t need border security increases anymore than separating these kids. This whole damn argument about border security being needed is not based on facts but made up lies
Evon Williams same it literally makes me cry. And the worst part is how people justify it and say well they are here illegally who cares about these brown kids lets put them in cages😢 are these people not parents...what did children do to deserve this shit
Trump use child as bargaining chip so the democrats change the immigration policy to stop chain migration, visa lottery and what no, at least that what i get from news. Also don't forget the border wall
amazing how the border patrols are ''carrying out orders'' but that's no longer a defense when it comes down to the inhumane acts of taking children from their parents
Sanders is only 35, this is her legacy. She isn't even at midlife, people are going to hate her for 40 + years. Well earned Sarah!
That's what you get for being open about your sociopathy. Wrong social quirk to come out of the closet about.
My goodness! She’s 35?! Wooooow! She looks wayyyyy older.
Chiwantstea O Selling one's soul definitely takes the freshness out of one's appearance.
Now she knowz how Spicer felt.😥
Pity what her children will learn from her.
I swear, i do not understand how these people can sleep at night!!!
People with no morality have no problem sleeping at night. They don't have a conscience and they have no awareness or sense of empathy. They only care about themselves. So nothing really bothers them to the point of losing sleep, unless it affects them personnally.
These demented people are sociopaths and I bet they get orgasms thinking about all the children and parents they are torturing. And of course, more than a third of Americans admire Trump, Pence, Sessions et al. Which means those Americans are sociopaths too.
Are you referring to the parents who violate immigration laws with their kids in tow?
HeyWoody, are YOU referring to =policies= put in place by the immigration =department=? And it means nothing to you that this separates children, who have no other defenders than their parents, from those parents? Is it because you don't see them as actual people? Is it also because you have a use for unaccompanied non-white children and you can't get them legally as slaves any more? sheesh.
--Dave, you know your total lack of empathy shows when you write, right?
Vampires don't sleep!
Thank you, Stephen, for speaking up, and doing so eloquently.
Do you get the feeling that the White House should just post their lie of the day. That way everyone is sure to be on the same page.
wpl Wait! They would be limited to one?
They do! It's called Twitter.
wpl ... Yeah, No. Trump doesn't have capacity to stop lying, so the lie of the day turns into the words version of the answer to basic pi.
Daniel Evans lol is there a basic vs. advanced pi? It would certainly be close to infinite. They have the best lies.
I've had a lump in my throat all day, thinking of the cruelty being done to these children and families, the news just gets worse and worse. Thank you for making me laugh.
Mama2agn I’ve been close to tears. My heart is so broken I wish I could go and hug those children. At times like this I wonder why God is allowing this to happen to his children. Where is the karma? Why haven’t trump and his team who are allowing this still allowed to walk around cockily as if they won? They haven’t won yet!!!! Not whole good citizens and humans are still alive.
Nothing makes sense right now, does it? We have to hope and fight for a better future, for the children and for our country.
My stomach is turning at this. I'm a healthy individual, so I never thought I'd actually get sick from a cheeto with a wig opening its mouth.
Actually Canada fought the 2nd World War with the UK. We were both fighting it years before the USA joined in.
Anna Parry My friend, please don't waste your passion on this. A lot of us Americans know that the UK and Canada and a bunch of other countries were involved before we were. Preaching to the stupid is just such a waste of your passion. Please don't think ill of the rest of our country. We're fucked up and we know it. We're trying to fix it. Just bare with it for just a year or two more.
We love Canada down here. Y'all sent Dan Akroyd, John Candy, Tom Green to name a few.
What ? Did someone said IMPEACHMENT ??? I agree !
Kirjsten Nielsen seems like such a cold person.
gabriel chemla put her, Ann Coulter, and Laura Ingraham on a room and watch it freeze.
gabriel chemla We all need to show up at our local Republican politician offices and demand that they abolish this un-American and inhuman separations fo children from their mothers and fathers. Immediately!!
We all need to be there.
It’s time to show up.
gabriel chemla ...Brrrrrrrr yup!
gabriel chemla It must be the job requirement for employment in the Trump Administration... #coldasice
gabriel chemla Her ancestors came from a cold place..Just saying..
and then he gave the flag $130k for the hug that he did not give the flag and did not know about
AUGUSTUS CAESER lmao😃😃😂😂
Holy Shit, Stephen you seriously are the best! The comic relief has been incredible, thank you so "very, very" much!
Thank you writers & Stephen for the opening bit about Hucka-Sands tagging out. So true, real & necessary.
"You're just Donald Trump's mouthpiece!"
Not coincidentally, my mom calls Sarah Huckabee Sanders the Mouth of Sauron.
*edit*
My mom *is* pretty great, thank you for the nice comments! I will tell her you guys appreciate her sense of humor. :D
TimeandMonotony We got to find the one ring and destroy it. If only it was that easy...
That was an epic burn of biblical proportions!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥 👏👏👏👏
Big props to Mom!!! 😂😂😂
your mom rocks
TimeandMonotony kellyanne more closely resembles the mouth of Sauron.
Mike Reseigh Kelly Ann is Smeagol, through and through!
thanks for making everything somewhat funny, Stephen. the US is really struggling rn
J Wil oh sure.
Steven C. Is on point as usual!!
Colbert is the best 🏆
That American Flag is probably going to settle with Trump for $130,000.
jon Q You mean with his lawyer?😂
“There’s something happening here, and it isn’t exactly clear- there’s a man with a gun over there, telling me, I’ve got to beware. It’s time to stop, hey-whats that sound- everybody look what’s going down”
Revieuan Foulis there's gonna be a revo- olutio - o- on we- e -ell you kno - o ow. . .
He asked the question? "Am I that bad?" The answered is Yes with a capital Y. !!!!
Dictator !
actually the usa joined world war 2 late , canada and the rest of the world had already been at that war , those usa history books need to be updated with some factual history..rather than invented interpretation
Actually, ALL history is an interpretation. It's called historical discourse.
In all honesty, the Russians took the worst of it for the team. We have our dummies tho, thinking we were the only force to consider.
Stephens monologue is the best 💖
hannah ingle I look forward to it every night!!! Through all this horrible crap it's nice that he is able to make us laugh.
For people with few brain cells.
Republicans: So much for the "family values" party!
MsPrincesspaulina damn right!
it's family values for white, straight, Christian families only.
Jake: Me too but it seems that some are a little slower on the up take than others and it needs to be pointed out to them.
Everything they used to stand for, or I should say PRETEND to stand for is now out in the open for all to see.
Fiscal responsibility. NOPE
Family Values. NOPE
Small Government. NOPE
Let me know if I forgot anything.
...who's willing to defend RIPPING CHILDREN from their PARENTS! & CAGING THEM!?..the answer to that..the DEPLORABLE
IMMORAL
Reich Wing
NAZI SCUM
GOPee..these
SOBs never had so called "family values"
NEVER WILL!..
all preach and no
Practice..sheer blatant hypocrisy..IMMORAL
GOPee..
Look at it this way... when trump and his kids are imprisoned, they probably won't be in the same cell either.
'Comes around, goes around.
Literally nobody that's arrested has their kid imprisoned with them. A mother arrested for a DUI doesn't have their kid brought to jail with them. You idiots are just crying because a Republican is doing it.
Yeah, that's pretty much exactly what I said. Nobody gets imprisoned with their kid.
By the way, while I'm disgusted with this policy stunt, I am by no means crying about anything trump has done. He's in over his head and lacks the temperament (not to quote hillary or anything but...) to bring himself up to the task at hand. Sad, but not something I'd cry over. And, ahh, I AM a Republican, I DID vote for trump. and I WILL NOT make that mistake again. Stop pretending that EVERYONE who see's trump as a fraud is a pansy toting liberal ding dong. I think most level headed long term (real) Republicans are disgusted by his ill-conceived antics.
If he knew what he was doing, he'd have a REAL alternative to obamacare, his muslim ban wouldn't have been so easy to strike down in the courts, he would have actually made progress with DPRK, and he would have responded properly to Charlottesville. But in all these cases (and many more) he drops the ball. He just doesn't know how to handle himself in the big leagues. He's used to bullying around small companies and banks to get what he wants, and can't figure out why the same tactics don't work on the World Stage. On the other hand, he's got a base that loves him for the entertainment factor, much like professional wrestling, and he plays to them rather than conduct sober statesmanship. He didn't have a plan for pulling out of NAFTA, he just did it, and he's botching it all up. His steel and aluminum tariffs were not thought out before hand... they're KILLING a lot of small manufacturing businesses, but again, they play well to the professional wrestling crowd. The kind of people who reduce political conversation to terms like "idiot liberals are crying cause a republican won" That, I think, will be trump's legacy.
Imprisoned for what? There's pesky things the courts like such as cause of action and evidence.
Ooooh, I believe you mean "Hillary, Bill, and Chelsea Clinton" ;)
Violet Roy- Uhmm, gee, I don't know...hey maybe for like....child abuse!
What a gem this man is. Love you Colbert!
5:54 - _"all I got left is Giuliani and a DVD of Matlock..."_
*_"I'm going to keep the DVD."_*
I like when Stephen is a complete savage! This administration is disgusting and needs to be called out BIG TIME!!!
Rara Zap meh. He only tackles one side of the issue, though.
"Impotent toady"...what a wonderful description of Kelly.
After this,,,,,,,Europe has lost all and any respect for the US as a country,get this trump monster out of the White House NOW
The majority of us aren't like what he represents. Don't be so eager to point the finger, we do keep up with world news too, and we see the crazy populists rising over there too. We gotta stick together to keep this world straight.
Thank you to all the late night shows including this one for not forgetting about this issue.. I've literally been crying for the past 3 days 😢
Yes, thank you for shining a light on this travesty.
Go home, J Wil. You’re drunk.
For the record Canada fought in WWII long before the USA joined(WWI also).
ANony Mouse if it wasn’t for the US you’d be speaking German right now
I was just thinking that! Trump is so stupid!
A Dutch Millennial if you really think that then you've got no concept of how WWII was progressing. Germany could not have won that war, with or without US involvement.
Canada joined the WWII effort in Sept 1939. Over 2 years before the US did in Dec 1941. Thank God for the Americans at the time. But when Americans thank Canada for helping THEM out it shows complete ignorance of what happened. .
If you leave Trump in office much longer, you might be speaking Russian very soon
Stephen is hitting the nail right on the head so many times...
that you have to cry.
Trump: we're not detaining kids. We're just enrolling them in my new SPACE FORCE!
I think everyone should really think about the logistics of how this is being handled. I am very concerned about the newborns that they are taking directly off of their mother's breast milk. How many people are there to tend to them? Do they know how to hold an infant? Do they care that all it takes is a little ding on the head to cause permanent brain damage to an infant?
Sandi Billingsley I can't stand Trump, all these people belong in prison. But I'm not concerned for the physical health of any of these kids relative to what they went through with the travel. The emotional distress will be extreme and in MANY cases, permanent.
Authorities are not allowed to physically touch, eg comfort these children.
You have a very valid concern. This "administration's" lack of transparency related to this question is ANOTHER reason we should all be outraged.
The people in charge of this debacle have no clue of what they're doing. Those babies are going to die. There is no one to feed or change them. Oh, there are plenty of pedophiles clamoring to help. Yes indeed.
The parents will never see their kids again.
The guards are not allowed to touch the children, so, the bigger kids are changing diapers. But the children are not permitted to hug or comfort each other. I hope those stories are wrong. What a nightmare, that will haunt them for years. 😢👶💔🙏
"that was not consensual " Salute you creativity
first they came for the children
Then they came for me-and there was no one left to speak for me.
The drug traffickers on Mexico did.
We have a fake reality show President!!!!
They all lie the President and the media. All fake everything. So basically "same shit different toilet"
His supporters don't have any valid justification for this so they just deflect, because he does it too. Hillary is not the president and neither is Obama. If you would have held them accountable for this, hold him accountable too.
What are you talking about Capri Mikey?
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reno_v._Flores
This was the policy when Trump entered office, so yes, adequate justification. Btw, under Obama, these kids were in the same jail as human traffickers.
Damn, Stephen told huckleberry she can leave! Why ain't he in the press briefings?
Ingraham looked more like a snotzi
Isn't the second amendment supposed to fight tyranny?
When does that happen exactly?
I'm not sure but I think we the people have something to do with thay
Very last resort.
I love to watch Stephen go savage! Just beautiful.
I'm glad he said that because for so long some people said it was good the Trump administration to Colbert because of rating and stuff... but what is happening on the Mexican border is very sad and a heartless act, and that is a fact
Sofía Venegas they r not cages Defending it. Where do 13,000 kid go? This was a waiting area . I just saw pic from a boarder patrol and he showed beds with new pillow and blankets, kid playing basketball, the made a kitchen and dinning areas. Having them sit in big areas that have a fence? So what how do you control 10,000 children. The fences are the same ones around our houses and school. . if it was solid they could see everyone. Seriously 10,000 children alone with out their parents? The news showed you pics from the entrance, and temp sleeping arangments. They also showed pics from Obamas time this happened and they were dog cages. Small little cages. The stuff they have now is huge and give people safety to sleep and not get harassed. The people r lying to you.
lushin burl so, how many times I should expect to see here your statement, repeated again, and again, and again? Do you copy paste it, or retype it manually every time?
lushin burl lushin burl really?? Dude they’re kids, the most innocent people in the word, they doesn’t deserve to go trough this, don’t justify it with the estructure about if those are cages or not, because that’s not the way to treat them, period! they are humans like everyone else
Colbert, you're amazing.
Ya know, I have been awe struck over this Trump person and how he remains in office BUT this is just about the lowest of the low that could be done by President Trump. YES, this is his decision, no one else is responsible.
Nobody Knows How can you possibly defend this???
Nobody Knows Shit! Nobody Knows is such a freaking ignoramus that s/he is clueless about refugee status. Idiots like Nobody Knows make sociopathic leaders like Hitler and Trump possible. Great job, NK- of creating Hell on Earth!
The thing here is Democrats [which is the party Stephen Supports and follows] are constantly trying to smear Trump. They're glorifying illegal migrants and trying to defend people breaking the law of the country and make it human rights issues. The thing here is the Obama Administration, Obama being a Democrat was incredibly private with many of his decisions. The caged children photo's are confirmed even by the photographer who took them to be back in 2014, under Obama.
Trump's administration meanwhile is providing medical care, education, warm places to sleep, clothes as well as recreational facilities to the kids of the illegal immigrants who flood the country as the Kids usually have no choice and in 70% of the cases were kidnapped in the first place by the people who dragged them in.
*I never thought that in my lifetime I would be watching a state sponsored child kidnapping taking place in America*
Franklin Egbuche State sponsored pedophiles.
Under Obama..!!
The law was made during the Clinton era, and has been used ever since. You’re just being played
Bald Men Win Obama's still the President? Weird, thought they were only supposed to stay for 8 years. Also he never had a policy forcing all children to be separated from their parents.
+A Dutch Millennial
“You're just being played” says the person mindlessly repeating blatantly false state propaganda.
Impeachment is too light a punishment for Trump after his crimes against children, women and the American public.
josie betan Yeah arresting his heartless racist ass will do the trick
How about life in solitary confinement since he thinks that he is wonderful?
josie betan, keep drinking the cnn kool-aid.
Who's drinking kool aid?
Thank you Colbert this monologue was so good I seen on TV last night and watch it again just now
Stephen you are pure GENIUS.
Trump has wet dreams thinking of becoming a dictator like Kim Jong-Un.
KeenTuber that's an understatement
KeenTuber The reason he went down there was just to take notes on Kim's doings and use it. He doesn't give a shit about the North Korean people or us.
and don the con supporters have wet dreams thinking of don.
Kim-Jong has wet dreams about donnie hanging from a noose.
Trump is hoping to emulate kim
What we need right now... Stephen Colbert
So... when a sniper & the secret service gonna work together to end this chapter of US history?? :-^
Soon, I hope
Stephen speak the true-true
Dear Trump administration: "Befehlen ist befehlen" didn't work at Nuremburg and it won't work for you.
Jim's videos 👍
"Befehl ist befehl", but your point is well taken
Yay summer camp, sleeping on concrete and stuck in a cage, fun times.
Gee, no wonder kids used to cry before being sent off.
Min. 8:47, “ Harry Potter and the Sniper in the Guard Tower”, your writers ROCK.
Hilarious Stephen, I love you man! Keep the laughs coming, it's a nice distraction from the totally f*cked up situation we find ourselves in!
I'm so far beyond apalled I don't even know what to call it anymore.
It's called hell on Earth.
Disgusting how they can do this
Gw2gamer97 money
Yeh I'm not surprised at all that Trump hates the media, the lies they pedal is incredible. Literally using children as political pawns.
Facts > Feelings
Yes, Trump is disgusting using these innocent children as pawns.
Stephen, you and your writers are amazing! Brilliant.
THIS MONOLOGUE WAS ABSOLUTELY EPIC!!!!!!! The part where Steven solved the puzzle with the clip of Trump hugging the flag seconds.
Those who aren't worried about our Government should read prewar German history......striking similarities .
0 NRA members have gone on mass shootings. Literally every mass shooter was from a broken (ie "fatherless") home, on psychotropic drugs, and/or consumed liberal media. All of those things are attributed to liberal/Democrat policies and cultural norms.
First Last you proved his point
Yes!!
For better googling-if anyone is interested-
Wiemer Republic
kristallnacht-1938
German inflation
The League of Nations..
You see these things in history; and you think that it’s written down and people will learn.
But...
People are stupid.
St4rTr3v1Ut10n
St4rTr3v1Ut10n The fact that you believe that is very telling of your Lack of IQ!
7:11 Now Trump owes $130,000 to that flag.
JTN Akl Yes.
#beingaflagisnotconsent
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but holeey shit the cloud does look like trump.....wtf is going on god, what are you thinking?
"Pat, I'd like to solve the puzzle "😂😂😂
Love you! Keep it coming!!!!!
Seeing as how Canada entered World War Two in 1939 with the rest of the Commonwealth, its a tad arrogant of Trump to say "they fought with us..." because technically, you fought with them is a more accurate statement.
kaledmasterme he’s right because the US had far more invested in the war than Canada. We fought on two fronts, land and sea, and armed all of the allied forces with tanks, guns, and planes. Let’s not forget about the A-bomb.
A Dutch Millennial in truth, I'd rather forget the a bomb thanks.
You're right A Dutch Millennial, seeing as how the US was still trading with the Nazi's before they entered and putting their own interests before everyone else, they definitely did have more invested. Based on how you've responded to other WWII comments (ignorantly) I'm going to write the rest off as well instead of going into details (since I've already done that elsewhere).
A Dutch Millennial
You need to take a nap and wake up … not stupid
Who gives a fuck about Canada.. they were too busy saying they "we're sorry" to the Germans to do any real fighting
Laura Ingraham's spirit animal is Ann Coulter.
Stephen would make a great story teller.
mellonie Walker while he snacks on little children.
Yes indeed. Lots of feebs & fairytails for the mass sheep.
That’s what he does.
Fiction-esque stories
yeah he is a great bullshit artist one of the best of this time period
keep up the great work stephen and co. you guys are awesome!
This truly is the darkest timeline... and yet so many didn't listen when the warning signs were all there during the 2016 Presidential Election.
Silvia Zenz Democrats prolong the influx of illegal immigrants to maintain the modern slave state. Why are South Americans fleeing in exile? Why can’t we fix their nations so that they don’t get taken advantage by ours?
A Dutch Millennial Except Democrats aren't doing that. As for your other sentences, those don't make sense, unless you're admitting that the US is taking advantage by kidnapping children.
Anyone who warned people not to vote for Trump were told they were stupid and dumb.
this is what they voted for along with all the other crap he's forcing the Republican's to do. Their hatred for Obama has clouded their judgement.
No they knew what they was getting. You just woke up to who you thought you knew.
Summer camp, I remember being locked in cages and being yelled at by guards. No wait, that was Gitmo.
00011theman Gitmo was just for practice
Right on as usual Stephen! Your the best!
I love you Stephen 😊
Secretary Nielsen needs to resign. Her handling of this family separation has shown to be totally incompetent. Given her track record of total failure during Katrina, we should not be surprised. But she is blonde which gives mega Trump points.
Roy Miller you dont understand. Its her feature and not a bug. She is very competent at screwing people over.
Wait, where is the evidence that 10,000 children were being trafficked? And does the "fact" that 10,000 children are being trafficked excuse the fact that 2000 children are being separated from their parents? Also, what of the asylum seekers? Why have you conveniently left them out?
Layers of wrongness:
1. ASYLUM SEEKERS AREN'T ILLEGAL.
2. Illegal entry & presence in the US is a misdemeanor, not a felony. You don't lock someone up for a speeding ticket, either.
3. They're crossing the desert because they're facing even worse harm. It's not child abuse, it's heroic badassery, grizzly mom shit. Someone who crosses a freaking desert on foot can do anything - create a business from scratch, build a house with their bare hands, anything. If the USA was run by people with brains & hearts, we'd be grabbing these people & making them citizens instead of traumatizing their kids for life.
ProseColored Glasses -- Immigration is at a 45 year LOW right now. That's the first thing. The second thing is "So what you're saying is..." NO. There is at no place in that post by Roy Miller anything of the sort. What IS in that statement is the assertion that Nielsen is incompetent. Basic reading skills. Oh and the 3rd thing is that 91% of the people involved at the border right now were trying to seek asylum. As mentioned above, it's the equivalent of a traffic violation. Those people are entitled to an asylum hearing in a speedy fashion, according to law.
ProseColored Glasses, great... Another idiot on the loose. When are they going to make cages for nincompoops such as yourself?
Stephen is a pleasure, we dont deserve him
Ricky Garza ??!!! But we deserve pleasure 🤔😊!
we need him! dire times
Honestly Stephen’s the only reason I’m not super depressed because of the state of America.....
I am depressed just not SUPER depressed.
jack bran Lol, do you call everyone you disagree with "soyboy"? What does that even mean? Like someone eats soy and if you mention it, it's an insult? Lmao! Sounds legit.....
Ricky Garza he is a lier. The pics were from cages from Obamas time and the entrance of the place they build. Did you know 10,000 of the 13,000 children came without a parent? Little kids. Running all around? The areas they put them we temporary and had new beds, new pillows, new blankets,. The instantly started getting food and processed. How do you keep 10,000 kids under control? BTW does anyone care about the 13millon poor american children? No one says anything about them.
The song playing in the background of the hugging!
This was a killer set Mr. Colbert>>>Funny as all get out!!!
I applaud the job Stephen and other late-night hosts are doing in keeping us informed about the world crumbling around us by using comedy. Everyday, as I'm watching these stories unfold, I can't help but wonder how these guys (and their writing teams) will be able to make us laugh about them without coming off as cold and detached. Somehow, they manage to pull it off...and I, for one, am grateful.
I just hope someone is keeping a record of which kids belong to which parents
arbknight12 No there is no record being kept. Those kids will never see their parents again. This is a pedophile's paradise.
With the reports of immigrant kids lost, I highly doubt it.
They are immigrants... they all look alike, right?
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Get off the internet granpa
There have been reports were they bring back the wrong kids, so sadly, no, they don't seem to be diligently keeping track, and yes, they are a bunch of homogenous clones with no distinguishable features to tell them apart. It's a true miracle they could tell boys and girls apart.
(I'm being sarcastic these kids are being traumatized as a bargaining chip for the wall and it's depressing to think about)
I've never liked Colbert but this monologue is simply BRILLIANT.
I love how Stephen says Kirsten Nielsen with that Spanish accent 😄😄