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The Lord of The Rings: The Rings of Power - Official Teaser Trailer | Prime Video
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- Опубликовано: 13 май 2024
- Darkness will bind them. The Rings Of Power returns August 29 on Prime Video.
About The Rings of Power Season 2: Sauron has returned. Cast out by Galadriel, without army or ally, the rising Dark Lord must now rely on his own cunning to rebuild his strength and oversee the creation of the Rings of Power, which will allow him to bind all the peoples of Middle-earth to his sinister will. Building on Season 1’s epic scope and ambition, Season 2 of Amazon’s The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power plunges even its most beloved and vulnerable characters into a rising tide of darkness, challenging each to find their place in a world that is increasingly on the brink of calamity. Elves and dwarves, orcs and men, wizards and Harfoots… as friendships are strained and kingdoms begin to fracture, the forces of good will struggle ever more valiantly to hold on to what matters to them most of all… each other.
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What impress me the most about this trailer,..
they haven't turned the comments section off.
Yet
They really should. Any video relating to RoP just becomes tons of people meming or hating it before it's even out. There's no room for actual discussion. It's sad.
Yet...
Good thing they left them on, how else are we going to get 4500 people leaving the exact same comment.
Regardless of whether the series is good or bad, it is simply embarrassing that adults spam in the internal comment sections just because they are frustrated with the staging of a series.
Galadriel: No man can fool me.
Sauron: puts on wig* I am no man.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🏆👏
Sauron: "Actually, I identify as gender-neutral, so I don't conform to your modern conventions"
YOU SHALL NOT PASS!
she chooses a bear
@@bigfudge2031 I think he's actually full-time gay. None of that gender neutral cop out - just get out of the closet, already.
Aragorn: What do you fear, lady?
Eowyn: A wig.
*Sauron puts on wig*
Elves: Somehow Sauron disappeared.
Ouch. 🤣
I love that so much. Star Wars and LOTR both in one sick burn
Merry: When will you wear wigs?
Sauron puts on wig.
MGS: "Return to your Positions!"
remember, he is a shape shifter. his hair must have shape shifted 😂
"But they were all of them deceived, for another wig was made..."
Best comment
"In the land of Fake Hair, in the fires of Acrylic manufacturing..."
Get this to 10000 likes….NOW!!!! Lmao
I just can't with all those comments 😂
😂😂😂
One wig to rule them all.
One wig to hide him.
One wig to fool them all.
And now they can not find him.
This one right here.
Underrated comment, holy shit.
Amazing
The invisibility cloak?
Have you worn wigs?
When you realize all Frodo needed to go into Mordor undetected was a wig
Do you wear wigs? Will you wear wigs?
Elves: "We know how Sauron looks likes"
Wig: "Now this looks like a job for me, so everybody just follow me"
It feels so empty without me
Elves: "Oh no, Halbrand is actually Sauron!"
Halbrand: *puts on wig and pointy ears*
Elves: "Where did he go? Must've been the wind..."
I thought the same but I think Galadriel will get banished. She has already a shit reputation among Elves in this show so it checks out. And Sauron/Annatar will present as a god sent from Valinor to Celebrimbor. This teaser alludes to that in 0:36
I don't know what happens first though... Will Galadriel warn her fellow counterparts first or Annatar will get to Eregion before she warns them?
But of course I'll say that this friction plot-wise shouldn't have to exist in the first place if the showrunners didn't fucked up the forging of the elves rings in the first season. That's the worst.
Now we have to assume Celebrimbor and company are really that dumb to believe Hallbrand when Galadriel is warning them of the deceit.
The show would be 1000 times better if they made everyone talk like Oblivion Npcs
😅😆
w comment
AHAHAHAAHAHAHAAH
“Do you wear wigs?”
“When will you wear wigs?”
Best interview ever! 😂
iykyk🤣🤣🤣
That is the best interview of all time!!!
Epic reference
this comment made my day
"I have not passed through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a wig-less worm."
Hahaha
Gandalf: "Bruuuussh you fools!"
Frodo: "WIGDALLLLFFFFF!!!!!"
underrated comment lol
"He is Sauron."
"Sauron who?"
"Sauron Skywalker."
Annatar Wigwalker maybe?
yoo
Ohhh I was the 100th like ❤🤭🤭
😂
It's Galadrial Skywalker who has come to rescue middle earth from the patriarchy and make the force female.
Since Sauron is evil, I'm guessing at some point his skin will turn orange.
"You have my Sword"
"And you have my bow"
"AND MY WIG!!"
Gold 😂😂😂
LMAO ...AND ROFLMANJARO! :D
oh my valar 🤣🤣🤣
Haha niiiice
🤣 Bwahahahaha
I fucking love everyone who made a wig comment. The halls of helms deep echo with laughter.
"I WILL BE DEAD BEFORE I SEE THE WIG ON THE HEAD OF AN ELF!"
"It's going to be hard to fool the elves twice isn't it?"
"Super easy, barely an inconvenience!"
Oh really?
@@Hastur-TheKingInYellow
"Yeah, really. You see, now he has shaved and wears a wig!"
"Oh yeah that works! Wigs would totally fool anyone."
Got to love that Pitch Meetings guy.
"Wouldn't they figure it out by looking at his face?"
"Heyshutup"
@@Killjoy45 "Fooling elves and wearing wigs is tight!""
"An evil has returned"
Yes Amazon, yes it has.
Underrated comment
Im confused why are people hating on the series? Was the first season bad or something?
@@VenomBlazeCoCGaming it's contrary to Tolkien's established lore, it's basically fan fiction lol.
@@VenomBlazeCoCGaming it was so bad that less than 30% of people who started watching it, finished it. Yes it was that bad.
@VenomBlazeCoCGaming You must not have seen it if you are asking that question. Which is a good thing.
I hope people don’t think this is actual middle-earth lore
Of course this is actual Middle-earth lore. We have Rumil, Pengelodh, Daeron, Bilbo and Frodo Baggins, Findegil, Ælfwine/Eriol, J.R.R. and Christopher Tolkien, Peter Jackson, Fran Walsh and Phillipa Boyens and now JD Payne and Patrick McKay. And soon "Other Minds and Hands" will continue to explore the history of Middle-earth.
“Don't adventures ever have an end? I suppose not. Someone else always has to carry on the story.” (Bilbo Baggins, The Fellowship of the Ring)
"The wig passed to Isildur, who had this one chance to destroy evil forever, but the hearts of men are easily corrupted and the wig of power has a will of its own"
Is the wig safe is it secret
"But Isildur was betrayed by the wig and shot dead in the floods of the Anduin"
Lol! You are good
The Ring not Wig.😮
Y'all better apologize to Clark Kent's disguise right TF now
😂
😂😂😂 right!
Choice comment
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂
Gandalf: “YOUUUUU shall not Paaass!!!”
Balrog: *puts on wig
Gandalf: “Oh, my apologies. You may pass”
😂
🤣
Hahaha 🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣
LMAO
Best part was when Legolas yelled "They are taking the wigs to Isengard."
😂
Did they hire Dan&Dave?
"... and the elves .. kinda forgot what Sauron looks like"
Underrated comment. !
Orc underling: "How are you going to fool the elves again, Sauron?"
Sauron: “think I’ll just wig it”
spat out my pizza
Speaking of orcs, the one at 1:01 looks pretty decent!
Can’t tell if its practical or cgi but hey, at least Season 2 will have at least one proper orc
One comment to rule them all.
Well done
@@zjjohnson3827in season 1 orcs were the only one thing that looked dicent (look, no act)
„One wig to prank them all“
someone pin this🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
And in the darkness, look fabulous! 😂
One golden hair from his golden head to bind them
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
My precious L'Oréal
"An evil, ancient and powerful has returned." Yep, perfect way to announce your new season.
I never thought I would fight side by side with a wig.
This shit makes me realize that Peter Jackson's LOTR trilogy was a miracle
Bro, this makes me to realize that Peter Jackson's HOBBIT was a masterpiece.
I can't bellieve I used to look down upon the Hobbit trilogy back in the day. I have never been so wrong in all my life.
It’s a masterpiece!
You must be excited for Gollum then
Stop being antagonizing..why don't ALL OF YOU MAKE YOUR OWN SERIES..JUST DONT WATCH IT..ITS BETTER OFF WITHOUT YOU SND YOUR KIND ANYWAY...STOP BEING SOMS OF ANARCHY .. HIGHLIGHT SOMETHING GOOD BEFORE YOU SAY SOMETHING NEGATIVE... MY GOODNESS .. NEGATIVE ENERGY HAS REPLACED THR BLOOD IN YOUR VEINS
“Build me a wig worthy of Mordor”
“It's a dangerous business, Frodo, going out your door. You step onto the road, and if you don't keep your feet, there's no knowing where your wig might be swept off to”
“with visible lace🧝🏻♂️” 😂😂😂
'One wig to wangle them all.'
@@sheykarellhahahahaha
@@HarryBrownholelmao
*Dislikes: 571K*
*Likes: 103K*
Frodo: “what if I gave the wig to you”
Gandalf: I am Gandalf the Grey not Gandalf the Gay…. Oh on second thought
Gay dolf 🤪
"Somehow, Sauron has returned."
Well to be fair that's pretty much what happens in the Silmarillion, multiple times
I mean that's fundamentally throughout all of the LOTR stories.
well yeah. just a nice Rise of Skywalker reference
this is before the one ring was made
@@markusschoening4914 majority of the most vocal Rings of Power haters and shitposters don't really know what's in that book
Elrond: "We have but only one choice. The wig must be destroyed"
May the wig be with you. oops, sorry, wrong franchise. For now.
😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
I will take the wig to Mordor!
One of you must take the wig west, to London Fashion Week, and cast it onto the catwalk where it may be judged by the very fiercest of fashion critics. Though I would not bestow this terrible responsibility upon any of you willingly... those snippy bitches can be really harsh, mmkay girl?
For those who haven´t installed RUclips dislike extention yet - this video has 536 000 dislikes
Muahahaha, THANK YOU
Nazgul: would you be found out?
Sauron: Nah, I'd wig.
Best part was when Sauron yelled "It's-a me, Sauron."
"It's-a-me, Mairon!"
“Helloh”
@@tacuacito6416 LMAO
Me-sa made the rings a.....
JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
"I don't care what they tell you in school, Sauron wore a wig.'"
Clever.
rofl!
This is the best one
I have the ref :-)
Superman: A wig? That's a terrible disguise.
All we have to decide is what to do with the wig that is given to us.
Gollum: My preciousssss
*strokes the Wig*
He was seriosly needing a wig.
I won’t lie. I only came here for the comments section. It was worth it. 😂
Lies, you also came to downvote the trailer. I know I did.
Me 2. Comment sections are the best.
What else? Some guys here...this is great stuff! Oh, okay, downvote while I'm here, of course
@@ZackRasgriz Thats me, came to downvote, stay for the comments.
The Comments are the only good thing about this cluster fuck of a show, it feels like the writers are just wig in it
I’m still convinced that this show is a gigantic money laundering scheme
you're describing all of hollywood
well the hats dont lose money ever
Same
Someone correct me if I’m wrong I really want to know if this holds water. But my theory is the reason they keep renewing it despite the terrible reviews and low viewer count is that Amazon can just use it as a massive tax write off because of the monetary losses I don’t know if the taxes write off would be enough to off set the negatives but if you have any thoughts on this let me know
THAT would be Jurassic Park. They invent a new group of Dinosaurs whenever they want to make another movie.
Ring of Power makes me cheer for Sauron.
The current like-to-dislike ratio is at 99k likes to 549k Dislikes.
I love it!
On our way to 1 Million! Let’s go! We need all the real fans who swore this off last year to Return like the King and smash that thumbs down symbol!
They hid dislikes now?
@@GaryBernstein They can't if you get the plugin. RUclips, the insidious bunch of retards, tried to hide it. Everyone who talks about dislikes has the plugin. And RUclips without that plugin is trash. Like-to-dislike ratio matters.
What's it at now? Can't see it
Three lace fronts for the elves. Seven extensions for dwarves. Nine toupees for men. One wig to rule them all.
This comment section is great.
Thanks for adding to it and helping to make people laugh at Amazon's stupidity.
The wig gags are a bit overdone. Comedy works best when you don't milk a gag.
And one mirkin to bind them
@@YTguySmithy-lk6go On the internet it works differently. The more you beat that dead horse, the funnier it gets.
... And in the dreadlocks braid them :)
Halbrand: I don't wear half my wigs half as much as I would like, and I wear less than half my wigs half as much as they deserve.
Halbrand. It's more like off brand
Will you wear wigs?
Oh my fucking God I cannot stop fucking laughing. Holy fucking shit. This has just made my fucking day.
Absolutely top tier comment
@@burkusdegon damn it, you were faster
Galadriel beats the entire world ! The end.
*the entire male world
The wig cannot be destroyed by any craft we here, possess. It was made in the fires of mount bezos. Only there can it be unmade.
Remember folks, the budget was 1 billion dollars, the wigs are impressive for a reason.
I guess for this Amazon closed forever Book Depository 😅
Too bad the comment section budget here was apparently 1 cent
@@kvaltonethey have a budgets for comment sections now?
@@LukeAlexan that budget is for the prime bot farm.
there's no way this cheap shi cost 1 billion dollars.
Boromir “What is this new devilry?”
Gandalf “a wig, a hairpiece of the ancient world. This foe is beyond any of you, run!”
A Balwig of Boria!
LOL
Fluff you fools!
@@_AutoCoderHilarious reply😂
Gold
The current like-to-dislike ratio is at 100k likes to 556k Dislikes.
This comment section is way better than the series. I came here for this and it didn't disappoint. I'm laughing so bad I can hardly breathe.
"Wigolas, how many dislikes do your elf-eyes see?"
Over 9000.
I'll be optimistic and say 2m.
@@KiteGr currently it's at 350k😅
I had to give it a dislike. It’s fairly diverse-friendly, but not enough. We need more:
Disabled hobbits
Transgender Elves of color (who overcome systemic white elf oppression)
Bi-curious and/or gay Dwarves
🤣🤣🤣 this forum has become Comedy Central 🤣🤣🤣
@@marvinpool4955 360K now. Needs 1000 revolutions at amazon for this trash
"I think he has been here all along"
Maybe the real Sauron are the friends we made along the way?
ha ha ha ha !!!
He actually was...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Or family
literally
Just finished reading the Silmarillion again. This hurts so much...
Listening to Silmarillion audiobook as narrated by Martin Shaw really gives you that profound artistic high - a thousand times more enjoyable than the hollow creation that is this … vapid abomination.
"But the hearts of men are easily corrupted. And the Rings of Power Trailer has a will of its own..."
And the hearts of fans are not easily pleased.
@@themonkeywithaleafoverit-rz4gw "It betrayed Amazon Prime, to its death. And some shows that should not have been forgotten, were lost..."
What many of you don't know is Elrond spinning his sword at 0:19 is actually a reference to JRR Tolkien spinning in his grave as a result of this series
My soul left my body 😂! This comment deserves more love!
If Tolkein was raised from the dead he would probably crawl back into his grave the minute he saw any of this travesty.
I'm crying 😂
Underrated Comment
You had me dying
🤣🤣🤣
When Sauron uttered the words “where there is a wig there is a way” brought me to tears.
Gold
Oh a reference to the animated films! That's a new one.
Well played
I love this fandom😭
edit: the og LotR fandom
reminds me of that video of a lady who got called by the police because of the wig in her car 😂
imagine sauron says, "MY WEEG!!!"
Just to be clear, I'm not here to disrespect and shit all over the hard work of someone else for no good reason...I'm here to disrespect and shit all over someone else's work with many many good reasons.
You're just doing what they have done to Tolkien 💩 👍
@@TheLastBell43 Certain things must be kept in balance, the like-to-dislike ratio on this video not being one of them.
@@Prototype-357 what's the dislike ratio I can't see it
@@TheLastBell43 I use an addon for chrome, I forgot the exact name, "enable youtube dislikes" or something like that. Right now the ratio is 100k likes to 556k dislikes.
@@Prototype-357 🤣🤣🤣🤣 wow ill download it. Thank you 👍
Sauron puts on Clark Kents glasses
The elves: Who's that?
E
Ma man!
I kept waiting for the Superman/Clark meme.
1:08 Fun fact: Arondir jumping and doing that cool spin is actually a reference to J.R.R. Tolkien spinning in his grave
true
Bruhhh....!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Underrated comment
Underrated comment
Great one😂
Sauron looks more like an elf than the elves themselves
85% dislikes. Wow 🤣
Bilbo , "what have i got in my pocket?"
GOLLUM, "wigses, you've got wigses"
😂😂😂😂
Bro I can't breathe that's hilarious 😆😂
I’m crying 😂😂😂😂😂
Galadriel: "You Have not seen what I've seen..."
Me: "Oh, I've seen enough!" (Turns off the TV, Reads the Silmarillion)
boring ass book
Here here
I agree with you fellow Tolkien fan
We’ve seen her nostrils. I believe that was enough.
Slay
Anyone else not suprised by the 551K dislikes...
"My name is Galadriel.
Galadriel Skywalker"
Ah yes, hilarious. More misogynistic fucking gate keeping.
This is how perfect lore dies, with thunderous applause.
Cringe comment
I am all the Elves!
And I am Elrond….Elrond, MD AKA Dr Oz of ABC’s hit television show Dr Oz
Boromir: "One does not simple walk in to rivendell..........."
Halbrand: " hold my wig"
lol underrated.
🤣🤣🤣
They didn't forge the rings in Rivendell, bro.
@@Caerulean Eregion does not have the same fast impact as Lothlorien or Rivendell, nor is it so "narrow cast"
@@renegadedalek5528 What even do you mean by "narrow cast"? The rings were forged in Eregion, both in the books and in this adaptation. And Rivendell in the books only became a thing after Eregion fell, primarily as a refuge for the elves to the north of Eregion.
548K dislikes - Less than half of what I'd hoped for!
As of 31/05/2024 The likes to dislikes stand at 98k-539k...well done Amazon, you really messed up bad. You have more people disliking this already BEFORE it even came out.
Yes, it will flop way earlier than it gets to be released
Trailer? Meh. Comments? 10/10.
Trailer awesome! Comments 1/10 why are people like this?
@@johnnythunder1269 Correction *Why are all people more normal than me?
@@johnnythunder1269 Because The Lord of the Rings is beloved. Because Tolkien is beloved. When you take a revered story, remove it's skin, drape it upon yourself and begin dancing around, it is a mockery to that which is deeply loved by millions. When those millions return mockery in kind, you probably shouldn't be that confused.
@@johnnythunder1269 Because the show is awful?
@@johnnythunder1269 just go read the actual books by JRR Tolkien. You'll answer your own question.
Thank goddd!!!
They didn't turned off the comment section...!
I may not be able to carry your wig mr Frodo, but I can carry you!
Galadriel's quest to see the manager continues.
A tempest that needs redress! A mighty complaint brews.
Ladies and gentlemen the top quote! Given the creativity of this comments section that is really saying something. Congrats to you sir, your reward is not having to watch this terrible show
@@mikemulvey5789 Woo hoo! I'm glad.
Criminally underrated comment. This should be the official tagline.
So much gold in this comments section. It won't be long before they disable it
"Even the blondest wig can change the course of the future." - Galadriel
🤣
I have a cunning disguise
😂
I wish the elves didn’t look like coming straight from the barber’s chair
"Yes...yes.... But will you wear wigs?"
Sauron wears a wig.
Galadriel: "I have never met this man in my life."
*elf
Perhaps if Gwaihir had worn a wig the "Eagle Air" solution to ring-disposal would've worked after all?
Darn...
(Or would that still have been on a wig and a prayer?)
Jajajsjajjajajaja
one wing to rule then all
"I'm not sauron"
Stiff breeze blows off wig
"It was sauron all along!"
Who would've thought?!
This is definitely better quality writing than what they'll be able to produce
Sauron the platypus
"And I would've gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for you diversity hires" - Sauron ........ probably 🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣.
Luckily Scooby and the gang cought wind of it 👀!
Tolkien once described Disney as "simply a cheat: willing and even eager to defraud the less experienced by trickery". I wonder what the good professor would say about Rings of Power and the amazonian minions responsible for this evil minded subversion of his creation.
$1,000,000,000 budget
$2.00 wig
HMMMMM really makes you wondere where all that moneh is supposedly going
@@alaia-awakeneddiversity and inclusiveness.
20 Cent for the brilliant writing...
Before this comment section shuts down, I just need all of you to collectively know: you've made me laugh so hard I pulled a muscle in my lower back, and have added 50 years to my life. Thank you
FOR REAL!!! saaaaaaame 💀🤣
spit my morning coffee reading those wigs comments..🤣🤣
IKR. What a bunch of magnificent bastards. They should all pitch in for a LOTR satire script. LOL
At this point, Amazon would get five times the viewership if they just sat down Sir Ethan MacKain in front of a camera and had him read the comments of this video for a hour.
Can someone explain the hate for this? I’m not a LOTR fan so I don’t get what’s wrong with it
One doesn’t simply walk into mordor 🌋👁️ without a wig…
The absolute contempt future generations will look back upon us with frightens me.
Aragorn: you have my wig
Legolas: and you have my toupee
Gimli: and my peruke
Hobbits: and our merkins...
You win the comments section 😅
Well there goes my mouthful of coffee all over the screen
@@simonhandy962I came for the merkin jokes but did not expect it to be the first reply.
... and you have my mullets, I am from the 80s
“Looks like wigs are back on the menu boys!”
E
Wow, look at how original all the salty "pure LoTR fanboys" repeating the *exact* same "wigs" jokes over and over and over again. It's amazing that any of you think you haven't spent the last two years watching any rage-bait RUclipsrs giving you all your talking points.
Pathetic.
@@ElEspectroDeLaMiAlright little guy settle down, you wanna meatride Amazon you do you but dont you dare say that the wig jokes aren't hilarious cause thats taking it too far!.
@@ElEspectroDeLaMi"Waa waa some jokes in the comments offend me"
I think the word pathetic fits you much better, will you cry more?
you deserve more likes.
"There's an evil wig there that does not sleep, and the great wig ever watchful."
The Wig-King of Angmar.
Ahhahahaha 😂😂😂
He is the most fashionable of the nine.
Highly underrated comment😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 underrated
😂😂😂😂😂
“You have my sword.”
….”and you have my wig!”
Don't read my name!
that made me laugh HARD!!!
lmao!
*"And MY HAM!"*
Season: 3
“You have my sword.”
”and you have my wig!”
"and my beard!" said Sauron the dwarf.
Holy shit, I really don’t want the 40k show to happen now. Even Cavill won’t be able to save my fave ip from becoming worthless dreck at the hands of Amazon
Gulp. He’ll walk if it gets bad, I hope. That’s the signal to bail. As long as he’s on the throne I’m keeping the faith. 😂 If the astronomican fails they’ll have a multi million dollar boondoggle on their hands…
"I am all the Elves" as she pulls out another sword
This comment section was far more entertaining that season 1
😂
😂😂😂
I can't 🤣
Very accurate I hope someone from Amazon that works on this show sees this comment section.
good things can rise out of the muck, too....like that oily thing in the trailer.
“They will find the wig, Gandalf. And kill the one who carries it”
You were quoted by The Critical Drinker during his live stream.
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Almighty God said
I am the INCOMPARABLE GOD Himself, moreover, I am the only PERSON of GOD. In addition to that, I am the TOTALITY of HUMAN BODY, the PERFECT MANIFESTATION of GOD. 🙏
Whoever dares to disrespect Me, whoever dares to show resistance in their eyes, and whoever dares to speak words of resistance to Me will surely die from My curses and wrath (there will be cursing because of My wrath). And anyone who dares not to be faithful or a child to Me, and anyone who dares to try to deceive Me will surely die of My hatred. 😪
My righteousness, majesty and judgment will remain forever. At FIRST, I was LOVING and COMPASSIONATE, but THIS was NOT the DISPOSITION of My ABSOLUTE DIVINITY; only righteousness, majesty and judgment CONSTITUTE My DISPOSITION--the ABSOLUTE GOD HIMSELF. 🙏
In the AGE of GRACE, I was LOVING and COMPASSIONATE. Because of the WORK I NEED to FINISH, I HAVE loving kindness and compassion; but THEN, THERE was NO NEED for such things (and there hasn't been since). ALL RIGHTEOUSNESS, MAJESTY, and JUDGMENT, and this is the PERFECT DISPOSITION of My NORMAL BEING with My PERFECT DIVINITY. ☀️🙏
Those who DO NOT KNOW Me will DIE in the ETERNAL DEEP, while those who are sure of Me WILL LIVE FOREVER, to be cherished and nurtured IN My LOVE. The moment I speak a word, the ENTIRE UNIVERSE and the ENDS of the EARTH SHAKE. Who will HEAR My WORDS and NOT SHAKE IN FEAR? Who can stop being FILLED with RESPECT for Me?
Who is incapable of knowing My righteousness and majesty from My works! And WHO DOES NOT SEE My omnipotence and WISDOM in My WORKS! ☀️
Anyone who doesn't pay attention will surely die. This is because those who do not pay attention are those who resist Me and do not know Me; they are the ARCHANGELS, and the most impudent. EXAMINE YOUR SELVES: Anyone who is disrespectful, self-righteous, arrogant and proud will surely be the focus of My hatred, and will surely die!
I NOW DECLARE the administrative decrees of the kingdom: ALL THINGS ARE WITHIN My JUDGMENT, ALL THINGS ARE WITHIN My RIGHTEOUSNESS, ALL THINGS ARE WITHIN My MAJESTY, and I exercise My righteousness in ALL. Those who say they BELIEVE in Me but deep down oppose Me, or those whose hearts have turned away from Me will be kicked out---but all in My own due time. People who speak mockingly of Me, but in a way that other people do not notice, will die immediately (they will die in spirit, body, and soul). Those who oppress or treat My beloved with coldness will immediately be judged by My wrath. This means, those who are jealous of My loved ones, and think that I am not righteous, will be passed over to be judged by My beloved.
ALL who are well-mannered, SIMPLE, and HONEST (including those who lack wisdom), and deal with Me with STRONG LOYALTY, WILL ALL REMAIN in My KINGDOM. 🙏
Those who have NOT PASSED the TRAINING--that is, those HONEST PEOPLE who lack WISDOM and UNDERSTANDING--will HAVE POWER in My KINGDOM. ☀️
However, they also WENT through dealing and breaking. That THEY DID NOT GO THROUGH TRAINING is NOT COMPLETE. Instead, it is THROUGH these THINGS that I WILL SHOW ALL MY ALMIGHTYNESS and MY WISDOM. I will kick out those who still doubt Me; I don't want any of them (I hate people who still doubt Me at a time like this).
THROUGH THE WORKS I AM DOING IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE, I WILL SHOW FAITHFUL PEOPLE the WONDERFULness of My WORKS, thereby increasing their WISDOM, UNDERSTANDING, and understanding. ☀️
I will also cause deceitful people to be destroyed in an instant as a result of My wonderful works. ALL THE FIRSTBORN CHILDREN WHO RECEIVE MY NAME FIRST (meaning those who are holy and unblemished, faithful people) WILL ENTER THE KINGDOM FIRST and RULE ALL NATIONS and ALL NATIONS WITH ME, RULING as KING in the KINGDOM and JUDGE of ALL NATIONS and ALL NATIONS (this refers to all the firstborn sons in the kingdom, and no one else). 🙏💐
Those in ALL NATIONS and ALL NATIONS who have been JUDGED, and have repented, will ENTER My KINGDOM and become My PEOPLE, while those who are stubborn and unrepentant will be thrown into the eternal abyss (to die forever).
JUDGMENT within the KINGDOM will be the LAST JUDGMENT, and My complete CLEANSING of the WORLD. ☀️
There will be no more injustice, sorrow, tears, or sighs, and even more, there will be no more world. ALL will be the APPEARANCE of CHRIST, and ALL will be the KINGDOM of CHRIST. What GLORY! WHAT GLORY! ⛪️🙏
From "The WORD Appears in the Flesh". holy book
Fulfilled in "In the beginning He was the Word, the Word was with God, and the Word was God" (John 1:1). ... and (Ezekiel 2:9-10). ... "His garment was stained with blood. He was called the "Word of God" (Rev. 19:13).
📩 All who have "ears to listen" are led to what the Spirit of God is saying in His lowered and built kingdom/Church engraved with His new name, His totality, the ownership of this disposition, "THE CHURCH OF ALMIGHTY GOD "💐 fulfillment from what was said He to Peter 2,000 years ago recorded in (Matthew 16:18-19). His Coming is the fulfillment of all that was prophesied in the great book of Revelation, so the last "Salvation" He brought the whole truth, the way for eternal life. So the "victorious" ones who will receive them are the wise "virgins" because as recorded in the prophecy of His return no one knows it except the one who will receive it! So "come" and come to His kingdom/church standing in the holy place in the air/RUclips! This is also a fulfillment from the book of (Isaiah 2:2/9:6) which He first fulfilled in His first incarnation. 📥
"They say with a loud voice, "Salvation comes from the Lamb, and from our God who sits on the Throne!" (Rev. 7:10). ... and (Isaiah 2: 2 / 9:6) "On the Last Day, the mountain on which Jehovah's temple stands will stand out above all the mountains. All nations will flock there. " . "For a baby boy is born to us. The rule will be given to him; and he shall be called Wonderful Counselor, Almighty God, Everlasting Father, Prince of Peace." 💌❤
Professor Tolkien spins so fast he splits the particles to Higgs Bosons.
Humble request to prime release all the episodes in one time
"I wish the wig had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened."
"So do all who live to see such wigs, but that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the wig that is given to us.
There are other forces at work in this world besides the will of wigs. Halbrand was meant to find the wig. In which case you also were meant to see it. And that is a discouraging thought."
"I'M OFFERING YOU THIS WIG!"
'Don't tempt me frodo!'
THIS WIG SHALL NOT PASS !!!
@@JACKAL98"All right, we put the wig away. We keep it hidden. We never speak of the wig again. No one knows it's here, do they? Do they Gandalf?"
I find this 🤣😂
Sauron: *puts on wig*
Frodo: ‘Alright then, keep your secrets’
Secwigs
Underrated 😂
Sauron be giving us premium steez
- A platypus?
*puts on wig*
- Ah!! Sauron the platypus!!
Galadriel: "That hairline was broken!"
Sauron: "It has been remade"
LOL
Made me laugh! Nice one buddy! 👍
I wonder who originally posted this comment before the bot stole it...
LMAO!
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