The Mueller Probe Is About To 'Hit The Fan'

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  • Опубликовано: 12 июн 2018
  • Is Michael Cohen's legal staffing shake-up the calm before the storm? Because hardly anyone is staying calm about it.
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  • @CloudsGirl7
    @CloudsGirl7 6 лет назад +61

    Sing for us, Cohen... Sing like we're in Phantom Of The Opera... SING FOR US, OUR CANARY!

  • @scottgreene6130
    @scottgreene6130 6 лет назад +149

    These last couple years have been so awful for America. I really hope we learn from this shit show of a presidency.

    • @amjiva
      @amjiva 6 лет назад +4

      Scott Greene oh shit. It's opposites day.

    • @Christi6746
      @Christi6746 6 лет назад +10

      Oh, yeah, record low unemployment with the vast majority of new jobs being LOW wage. Stock markets are volatile and have crashed and risen with this presidency, so don't try to make it seem as it's all roses. And what benefits are there to higher costs of goods that all those LOW wage earners can no longer afford? Oh, we brought more low-paying jobs back to the US? Oh, joy!

    • @dylancross1039
      @dylancross1039 6 лет назад

      mondovb Nah. You're too smart for that shit lol

    • @TylerWardhaha
      @TylerWardhaha 6 лет назад

      Johnny johns it's pretty good right now, but it's a bubble that will end in a recession. They're weren't enough regulations passed after the financial crisis, and interests rates have been so low causing the increase in the economy, and low interest rates create unsustainable growth.

    • @webduelist
      @webduelist 6 лет назад

      actually regulations should have never existed, should have left them to fail, thats what you all want right the 1% to join the 99%, well then you have to quit bailing them out when their business fails

  • @fixatroll5406
    @fixatroll5406 6 лет назад +32

    Good thing the calvary is coming!! GO!! MUELLER! !!!

  • @gjman1972
    @gjman1972 6 лет назад +61

    Keep it going Steve I can't wait until you cover the final helicopter ride

    • @f_USAF-Lt.G
      @f_USAF-Lt.G 6 лет назад +1

      Jerry M... Hopefully it goes out over the ocean, before press coverage of Boot to Trump's Ass kicking him out of the chopper. That way he's given as many life preservers that he leaves us with...

  • @shawndillinger2542
    @shawndillinger2542 6 лет назад +28

    That R.I.P shit was priceless 😂😂😂

  • @ShaDevil07
    @ShaDevil07 6 лет назад +254

    Cohen will flip like Trump's hair in the wind..

  • @chrisrichmond1941
    @chrisrichmond1941 6 лет назад +45

    I like the puzzled look on Trump's face while Cohen was praising him - methinks he misheard 'empathetic' as 'and pathetic'.

    • @gibbyrex522
      @gibbyrex522 6 лет назад +4

      That was how I heard it....

    • @lynw1623
      @lynw1623 6 лет назад +7

      Chris R I know Chris I thought exactly the same for the simple reason Trump wouldn’t know the word “empathetic “

    • @trnharris
      @trnharris 5 лет назад +1

      Mr. Cohen accidentally slipped in an 'oopsa-truthie'

  • @19thHour
    @19thHour 6 лет назад +860

    Cohen flipped so hard, the shockwaves caused iHop to change into iHob

    • @LazyIRanch
      @LazyIRanch 6 лет назад +24

      Clever! 19thHour, you have won the internet for the day! At least, you made me lol

    • @jul9cuz
      @jul9cuz 6 лет назад +19

      The Trump jokes are not so funny now that he is colluding with Putin AND JinPing. Democracy is dying.

    • @megadeoxyz2324
      @megadeoxyz2324 6 лет назад +15

      Brains for Change yeah... things are getting scarier

    • @amanpanda4497
      @amanpanda4497 6 лет назад +3

      Aye!

    • @jehbuhdieyaspringfield7290
      @jehbuhdieyaspringfield7290 6 лет назад +6

      Not !Hob ?

  • @LazyIRanch
    @LazyIRanch 6 лет назад +349

    I'll believe it when it happens, if it happens. Spanky seems to be made of Teflon. I hope I live long enough to see him gone.

    • @kjpark0907
      @kjpark0907 6 лет назад +10

      Lazy I Ranch same here. I’m not holding my breath.

    • @LazyIRanch
      @LazyIRanch 6 лет назад +39

      I'm old enough to remember Nixon resigning office in disgrace after pulling all the same crap drumpf is doing. The current WH resident has committed crimes FAR worse than Nixon, yet he has created a cult with the Republican party. Even if a Republican congressman disagrees, they don't dare speak up because drumpf will assassinate their character on Twitter. The ONLY Republicans who will stand up to him are either retiring or terminally ill, the rest kiss his orange ass out of fear.

    • @ColoringKaria
      @ColoringKaria 6 лет назад +7

      I agree 1000%

    • @KalujaFlizck
      @KalujaFlizck 6 лет назад +4

      Lazy I Ranch - Yeah, and what I don't understand is when some of those Republicans stand up to Trump and have him call them names, why it's free publicity. They can go back to their constituents and say, "I stood up for you! We all love the President but I'm standing up for you. Because she's wrong on this point and this is why." The lack of political rationale is breathtaking.

    • @freddieb4268
      @freddieb4268 6 лет назад +8

      The republicans who are standing against him recently are leaving but they supported him 100% before. They have no spine and should all be replaced with people who actually care about Americans.

  • @billy-joe4398
    @billy-joe4398 6 лет назад +314

    Nobel Peace prize for Mueller!!! ?

    • @davidclark1566
      @davidclark1566 6 лет назад +7

      If you are asking how the deal Trump negotiated with Kim Jong Un will turn out, consider this, the president of Mexico shoved the cost of the Mexican wall up the butt of the self declared worlds so called greatest negotiator.

    • @gabrielappleton4342
      @gabrielappleton4342 6 лет назад +2

      For... investigating someone? A.k.a. doing his job? I think Nobel Peace Prizes require more than that. (With a very strange exception in recent history.)

    • @danielsayre9284
      @danielsayre9284 6 лет назад +3

      Steveo you have no grasp on what a Nobel Peace prize is awarded for do you?

    • @bjornsantens9030
      @bjornsantens9030 6 лет назад +4

      Steveo hell yeah

    • @SkyNeely
      @SkyNeely 6 лет назад +1

      Steveo YES!!! At least someone in charge is trying keep the US strong.

  • @gekylafas
    @gekylafas 6 лет назад +215

    At some point in time you Americans should start considering whether Trump is indeed a Russian agent.
    Personally, I can't explain his behavior otherwise.

    • @brykel8991
      @brykel8991 6 лет назад +22

      oh yes he is-I was suspicious when he won the election-weve been in the Twilight Zone ever since-I was willing to give him a chance-but it just keeps getting worse!

    • @amjiva
      @amjiva 6 лет назад +4

      Trump is only the best POTUS since George Washington. No big deal.

    • @984francis
      @984francis 6 лет назад +27

      It's ALWAYS about money. He's been bankrupt so many times that he seems to have gone to Russia for money. Putin owns him.

    • @CyberBlastoise
      @CyberBlastoise 6 лет назад +10

      Kutastha I can think of a few presidents better than Washington: Lincoln, FDR, and of course my personal favorite, Theodore Roosevelt

    • @gibbyrex522
      @gibbyrex522 6 лет назад +26

      I can think of a few Presidents better than the dotard...all of them.

  • @runawaylady1833
    @runawaylady1833 6 лет назад +8

    OMG, Stephen Colbert, you are a light in my life. Thanks for all the joy. x

  • @dvic8081
    @dvic8081 6 лет назад +35

    Absolutely the best show around... how can it keep getting better??!

  • @teddyballgame8791
    @teddyballgame8791 6 лет назад +13

    I share De Niro's sentiment

  • @souravdatta09
    @souravdatta09 6 лет назад +101

    What a hypocrite! The Iran nuclear deal isn't good enough but this one is OK??!!

    • @souravdatta09
      @souravdatta09 6 лет назад +12

      Dorian Gray i didn't say that the iran deal was perfect, walking back on it does nothing good but decreasing USA's soft power over all other countries. But this is definitely worse. best case scenario it will become a game of 'you first, NO! you first'. if you have observed Kim then u should know that he is extremely paranoid. and Trump will start his typical 'Blame Game'. He would blame dems, Pentagon, CIA...and the allies of USA. He will confidently brag to his base that he tried his best but 'The establishment'/'The Swamp' sabotaged the deal.

    • @marcusfrance3825
      @marcusfrance3825 6 лет назад +2

      This is the Golden Age of hypocrisy and the evangelicals are leading the parade.

    • @malayagr
      @malayagr 6 лет назад +2

      Dorian Gray Yes, good point. The only thing is that there's no guarantee of the concerned country giving away it's military arsenal. He didn't get it in writing and believe me, the "experts" that Colbert is referring to DO know much more than Trump, you and I do. They've studied all this, many of them must have written research papers on these topics. You and I are in no position to contradict them, specially when there is a general consensus among them.
      You don't go around saying the Earth is flat, do you?

    • @pickledoff2710
      @pickledoff2710 6 лет назад +1

      Iran nuclear deal was about to give Iran nuclear weapons.
      North Korean deal is too denuclearize North Korea.
      Much different, dumbass.

    • @billharmon9732
      @billharmon9732 6 лет назад +1

      You know nothing of the details or the science of the creation of a nuclear warhead. Your comment is that of the paranoid fear mongering good vs evil kind. You claim that a deal made by diplomats and professionals is worse than a visual shitshow put on by two narcissistic, paranoid Dictators of whom are being guided by Vladimir putin like two little nuke possessing puppets.......? Yea.. the professional diplomatic thing.... that's a stupid idea.

  • @dcrazypersiancat
    @dcrazypersiancat 6 лет назад +30

    Yes! Whole monologue!!! Cheers!!!

    • @VivekAnandJ
      @VivekAnandJ 6 лет назад

      Rara Zap Hey! Don't jinx it!

  • @billy-joe4398
    @billy-joe4398 6 лет назад +370

    Hopefully Mueller locks Trump up .... so I can quit drinking

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 6 лет назад +13

    When that clown Cohen does flip, it'll rival anything we've ever seen in Cirque Du Soleil.

  • @hyojinkim2370
    @hyojinkim2370 6 лет назад +23

    As a south korean i beseech you please impeach him before he pulls troops out of our country leaving us vulnerable to invasion from the north

    • @amjiva
      @amjiva 6 лет назад +2

      Minji Kim
      Put on your big boy pants.

    • @joleneplourde9885
      @joleneplourde9885 6 лет назад +4

      Minji Kim nice way to find out right? Frump is an idiot. The troops arent going anywhere just yet. Hang tight. Mueller better make a move soon!!

    • @hyojinkim2370
      @hyojinkim2370 6 лет назад +2

      Jolene Plourde I hope to God you're right. I was shocked that 45 just voluntarily ended decades of military exercises with us b/c he thought it was expensive. Unless mattis really steps up to the plate i don't think there is much hope. Kim's end game is unification under "communism." He wants one korea under him WITH nukes. No doubt in my mind he will ask 45 to pull troops.

    • @gregwiebe7546
      @gregwiebe7546 6 лет назад

      nice try

    • @desktopkitty823
      @desktopkitty823 6 лет назад +3

      I'm from S. Korea and now live in Texas. When I came to America I got picked on by people who knew nothing about Koreans. Now all of a sudden the very people who couldn't find Korea on a map thinks they're an expert on Korean issues and praising Trump, saying he deserves the Nobel Peace Prize? N. Korea is responsible for the death of members of my family. I grew up knowing how ruthless and untrustworthy the N. Korean government is. I'm not so naive to think we are all of a sudden at peace and N. Korea is no longer a threat.

  • @ducheswannabe
    @ducheswannabe 6 лет назад +994

    The funny thing is Trump can't even escape to Mexico. XD

    • @trish59100
      @trish59100 6 лет назад +40

      duchesswannabe - lol - I can just picture Trump running over the border yelling "give me asylum now, please ! I have a child-don't let them take her, they are after us!"

    • @abebabeyene6779
      @abebabeyene6779 6 лет назад +56

      duchesswannabe hahahaha or Canada

    • @2008anupriya
      @2008anupriya 6 лет назад +23

      duchesswannabe or canada

    • @alexlora4482
      @alexlora4482 6 лет назад +9

      duchesswannabe WILL BE WAITING FOR HIM JUST IN CASE!!!

    • @drd0114
      @drd0114 6 лет назад +8

      duchesswannabe or Canada... Lol

  • @bobibear85
    @bobibear85 6 лет назад +116

    Love Colbert!

    • @mediamattersismycockholste562
      @mediamattersismycockholste562 6 лет назад

      yeah, constant anti-American Trump Hate is just AWESOME. not.

    • @jbulletc
      @jbulletc 6 лет назад

      Colbert is so unfunny it hurts

    • @kanoreese1253
      @kanoreese1253 6 лет назад

      Colbert is utterly hilarious!

    • @jbulletc
      @jbulletc 6 лет назад

      +Kano Reese You forgot to add "if you're a moron" at the end of that line

    • @kanoreese1253
      @kanoreese1253 6 лет назад

      jbulletc Nah, I said it right the first time. And opinions vary!

  • @thereisnocontenthere
    @thereisnocontenthere 6 лет назад +177

    This Trump nightmare has to end soon, please help us god

    • @dantasticmania8728
      @dantasticmania8728 6 лет назад +1

      With all the hysterical crying and believing in paid conspiracy theory shills like these Late night talk show hosts ,you liberals are doing a great job at getting Trump re-elected.

    • @whalesong999
      @whalesong999 6 лет назад

      In the meantime, as Stephen referred to, ,,,,What about that raccoon?? Is that amazing or what...(?)..! What inspired that little one to climb to the top of such a tall building? I hope he/she got a good meal and relocated to a friendly place.

    • @mlfeathers7527
      @mlfeathers7527 6 лет назад

      Who B'stank yes!

    • @RobertSeviour1
      @RobertSeviour1 6 лет назад

      Ah, the old 'thoughts and prayers' stratagem, gets results every time.
      Not and Never.

    • @DanShinjo
      @DanShinjo 6 лет назад

      We still got 6 more years.

  • @teeemm4594
    @teeemm4594 6 лет назад +7

    Being the huge scammer DJT is, and the people he surrounded himself with, I am so surprised he hasn't ended up in the river with cement shoes. Everyone around him is in trouble and there he stands with that stupid grin on his face.

  • @nikkibeacth
    @nikkibeacth 6 лет назад +84

    What is 300 feet long, weights 700 tons and has 200 teeth?
    The front row at a Trump rally.

  • @1houroflove186
    @1houroflove186 6 лет назад +13

    Trump on why he didn't secure details on the nuclear agreement: _"Because there's no time. I'm only here 1 day."_
    I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

  • @michaeldwyer5675
    @michaeldwyer5675 6 лет назад +244

    "It's going to hit the fan soon"? I'm getting tired of being told this and nothing happening.

    • @berniecruz8405
      @berniecruz8405 6 лет назад +13

      EXACTLY! I'm tired of hearing this too! Mueller needs to get off his ass, stop worrying about his job and get Trump indicted now!

    • @coldernice5523
      @coldernice5523 6 лет назад +2

      The Mindful Nomad Wait a minute.

    • @michaeldwyer5675
      @michaeldwyer5675 6 лет назад +5

      Coldern Ice Meh, been waiting a year and a half.

    • @bananamamamia
      @bananamamamia 6 лет назад +72

      Do you think it takes a week to build a case against a president? Mueller needs to take his time to make sure he builds a strong, unbreakable one.

    • @cameldung-on-the-walls446
      @cameldung-on-the-walls446 6 лет назад +6

      I'm impatient too. Can't help it.

  • @dawnadriana1764
    @dawnadriana1764 6 лет назад +42

    Our very own Dumpty Trumpty met the murdering Bobble Head and they had such fun. How wonderful.

    • @Asher_Tye
      @Asher_Tye 6 лет назад +5

      Johnny johns Because he was better at name calling, mocking, and insulting others?

    • @rachellecormier6943
      @rachellecormier6943 6 лет назад +4

      Hey he did like trumps souped up limo I'm so happy for them what a wonderful bromance, now I have to go cry in my corner because I can't afford a bomb shelter tho bye 😿

    • @f_USAF-Lt.G
      @f_USAF-Lt.G 6 лет назад +1

      Dawn Adriana... So, it feels to you as well, that someone should have been jailed or shot? I mean, it could be just me...

    • @TawdryTempest
      @TawdryTempest 6 лет назад +1

      Yes they took great selfies and that's all that matters!

    • @dawnadriana1764
      @dawnadriana1764 6 лет назад

      Daniel, yes and yes. It's not just you that's for sure.

  • @crimsonhalo13
    @crimsonhalo13 6 лет назад +1

    🎵 They call him Flipper, Flipper
    Faster than lighting,
    Nobody you see,
    Jumps ship faster than he ...🎵

  • @isosebryl4086
    @isosebryl4086 6 лет назад +29

    Didn’t he made a big deal about being prepared to get this done? Now he didn’t have time to put it on writing ? That’s your president America so presidential 🤣🤣

  • @IHScoutII
    @IHScoutII 6 лет назад +177

    Now you're insulting canaries, Stephen.

    • @amusic20
      @amusic20 6 лет назад +5

      hickorydickoryduck that’s what I was thinking. That canary was way better looking

    • @GrahamChapman
      @GrahamChapman 6 лет назад +3

      I know, right?! First Bill Maher compared Donald Trump to an orangutan, which was _way_ out of line; no orangutan should _ever_ have to be compared to Donald Trump, and now Stephen Colbert compares him to a canary...?! Seriously, what is it about us and comparing Trump to beasts, and what have beasts ever done to deserve being compared to that thing?

  • @OtreblaIIIable
    @OtreblaIIIable 6 лет назад +15

    They're celebrating prematurely, I'll believe it when I see it, so far all these rats have gotten away with too much, and this is not like the movies, bad guys win a lot in real life.

  • @AndiDuck
    @AndiDuck 6 лет назад +78

    MAGA = My Attorney Got Arrested

  • @watsonwrote
    @watsonwrote 6 лет назад +38

    3:51 I... humble? This entire list is satire but... it's objectively, like purely a non-arguable fact that Donald Trump is the polar opposite of a humble person

    • @badlydrawnturtle8484
      @badlydrawnturtle8484 6 лет назад +3

      You should see the clip where Trump brags about being so much more humble than people think. Brags about it. All of life is a satire at this point.

  • @machkeznho8692
    @machkeznho8692 6 лет назад +67

    should have added in the clip of trump throwing paper towels to hurricane victims and wishing them a happy time at the end of the friendship video lol, so compassionate.

  • @nonmelodic1114
    @nonmelodic1114 6 лет назад +16

    So basically everything that north Korea said they'd do (without any guarantees or ways of checking their doing it) was already what they'd promised south Korea they'd do in the meeting at the DMZ 2 months ago... Am I missing something here because apart from a hand shake it looks like north Korea got what they wanted for promising nothing more than they already have. (And no the release of the 3 US citizens and blowing up of the entrance to the north Korean missile site had nothing to do with this summit nor trump), also don't reply that trump has secured peace with this summit either as both the Korean states as still technically at war like they have been for over 70 years. (The only thing this summit achieved that I can see is that trump got his bragging rights in being the "first" to do it).

  • @clarissathompson
    @clarissathompson 6 лет назад

    "Here, wear this lucky ham!" LMAO!!!

  • @debbiegross3136
    @debbiegross3136 6 лет назад +508

    Did cohen throw in pathetic when praising trump? 😹🤣😂

    • @LiveMusicOntario
      @LiveMusicOntario 6 лет назад +43

      Yup. He said "umm .... pathetic."

    • @senam23
      @senam23 6 лет назад +109

      Debbie Gross Nah, he said *empathetic,* which the 45h is not.

    • @nicholasnewland8960
      @nicholasnewland8960 6 лет назад +32

      Debbie Gross ...lol sounded like it

    • @livinginvancouverbc2247
      @livinginvancouverbc2247 6 лет назад +46

      Cohen listed every quality Trump is not.

    • @KalujaFlizck
      @KalujaFlizck 6 лет назад +7

      w9j15g - He was thinking about his next tweett-storm

  • @JAFOpty
    @JAFOpty 6 лет назад +34

    Now everytime I use. "..." in texts I always say outloud DOT DOT DOT DOT

  • @chrisarias4055
    @chrisarias4055 6 лет назад +19

    He’s gonna flip faster than a pancake from *Ihob*

    • @oogachaka3447
      @oogachaka3447 6 лет назад +2

      But it ain't gonna be a nothingburger!

    • @Justin.Martyr
      @Justin.Martyr 6 лет назад

      *I ran into the 2-Blond Slut daughters of Stormy Daniels!!!* . . . . .
      *Right here in Spring Field, Oregon!!!* . . . . .
      *Today, June 10, 2018, at **3:30** P.m.!!!* . . . . .
      *I was Walking North Springfield, on Mohawk, North of WinCo, going to WinCo!!!* . . . . . . .
      *I was Accosted by 2-Blond street Sluts!!!* . . . . . .
      *They Took my Foto & thought it was Cute & ran off!!!* . . . . .
      *Why does that Concern me????* . . . . . .
      *I do Not Know wut 2-Blond street Sluts will Do with my Foto, on the Inter-Net (for Example!!!)* . . . . .
      *Are there Other Pedestrians, who have ISSUES with Blond street Sluts, here in Springfield, Oregon???*

    • @oogachaka3447
      @oogachaka3447 6 лет назад +1

      Justin Martyr I think you should check the calendar before posting. If you're trolling, at least try to put some effort in it.

    • @Justin.Martyr
      @Justin.Martyr 6 лет назад

      *ooogaCunt* . . . *Yet another Ignorant Pussie!!!*

    • @oogachaka3447
      @oogachaka3447 6 лет назад +1

      lol, yet another troll/bot/cult member. Learn to spell first, chump, before harassing people online. BTW, Justin, you really don't sound like you're mentally stable. Please, seek professional help.

  • @TheReal008Zulu
    @TheReal008Zulu 6 лет назад +32

    Trump: I was only there one day! What, did you expect me to make it two days? I have a tee reservation at my private resort. I can't cancel that on such short notice.

    • @gregwiebe7546
      @gregwiebe7546 6 лет назад

      blind hatred you have.

    • @TheReal008Zulu
      @TheReal008Zulu 6 лет назад +4

      If my hate made me blind, there'd be spelling errors in my posts.

  • @nayinayi1
    @nayinayi1 6 лет назад +20

    LOL - when you say Trump is humble, you know you're lying bcz even his base knows that he isn't humble.

    • @sharonsmalls6846
      @sharonsmalls6846 6 лет назад +1

      nayinayi1
      I’m not so sure they’re cognizant of what humility means.....

  • @josearturogarza5114
    @josearturogarza5114 6 лет назад +15

    Tweety Trump: I tawt I Tawt he wouldn't fwip!... ...

  • @realMors
    @realMors 6 лет назад

    "Aah forget it. Can we talk about the Racoon now?" 😂 That was funny man!😂😂😂✌

  • @nicolagrahamnicky6870
    @nicolagrahamnicky6870 6 лет назад

    Your impression of Trump is hilarious 😂 love watching you 🇬🇧

  • @forevertall
    @forevertall 6 лет назад +21

    When trump raises his voice to talk lightly like a little kid. You can tell he's lying. Literally any child or teenager does it when they are caught lying.. LMAO.

    • @joleneplourde9885
      @joleneplourde9885 6 лет назад

      Kergami exactly! Even Pompeo expected concessions in writing. We got nothing and Kim walked away with more....crazy!

    • @Justin.Martyr
      @Justin.Martyr 6 лет назад

      *I ran into the 2-Blond Slut daughters of Stormy Daniels!!!* . . . . .
      *Right here in Spring Field, Oregon!!!* . . . . .
      *Today, June 10, 2018, at **3:30** P.m.!!!* . . . . .
      *I was Walking North Springfield, on Mohawk, North of WinCo, going to WinCo!!!* . . . . . . .
      *I was Accosted by 2-Blond street Sluts!!!* . . . . . .
      *They Took my Foto & thought it was Cute & ran off!!!* . . . . .
      *Why does that Concern me????* . . . . . .
      *I do Not Know wut 2-Blond street Sluts will Do with my Foto, on the Inter-Net (for Example!!!)* . . . . .
      *Are there Other Pedestrians, who have ISSUES with Blond street Sluts, here in Springfield, Oregon???*

  • @MrGnidlih
    @MrGnidlih 6 лет назад +16

    Libya, Iraq, Iran .. do you really think North Korea will give up their nukes?

    • @Chunkboi
      @Chunkboi 6 лет назад +3

      Ake Hilding sure. They’ll give them up on ballistic trajectories.

  • @prikov1
    @prikov1 6 лет назад +1

    Please lock up that despicable little scheister for a very long time.

  • @dulynoted2427
    @dulynoted2427 6 лет назад +1

    When the notes go higher in the voice, the truth radar is saying wah wah waaah... Waaah There wasn’t enough time.

  • @thenick_sonic6301
    @thenick_sonic6301 6 лет назад +75

    Literally watching this episode as it airs at midnight lmao

    • @veganpotterthevegan
      @veganpotterthevegan 6 лет назад

      The Nick_Sonic up at midnight? Did you just have your 12th birthday?

    • @veganpotterthevegan
      @veganpotterthevegan 6 лет назад +3

      Jon Van Norman Uh..Obama is only going to get in trouble with Michelle if there are leaked photos of him sneaking cigarettes. The Clinton investigation is over. Trump's investigation isn't close to finished and there are already 5 squeelers that plead guilty. You far right buffoons aren't smart enough to watch this show. Go back to infowars!!!

    • @iprobablywontseeyourreply.7193
      @iprobablywontseeyourreply.7193 6 лет назад

      Jon Van Norman wow that’s very angry and creepy you just responded to some kid saying he’s watching a show about Hillary and Obama going to jail, which they’re not even under investigation lol and not in office and ended with a fuck you. Lmao you have DEEP issues buddy

    • @iprobablywontseeyourreply.7193
      @iprobablywontseeyourreply.7193 6 лет назад +1

      Veganpotter Thevegan he was clearly triggered by the idea of Cohen flipping, but so odd he placed that anger on this comment lol there’s so many talking about the investigation or bashing trump...this does neither.

    • @iprobablywontseeyourreply.7193
      @iprobablywontseeyourreply.7193 6 лет назад +1

      Jon Van Norman someone’s been watching too much Sean Hannity and Alex Jones. Goofy. Put on some Shep Smith, the only one of 2 actual journalists on fox, he debunks Hannitys nutty conspiracy theories all the time, and he’s a conservative. He just hates dishonest lies by ppl in his party. Btw nice deflection and PS fuck you before you throw that weird ending in

  • @COWBOYPREACHER13
    @COWBOYPREACHER13 6 лет назад +9

    YOUR THE BEST! GREAT SHOW TONIGHT.

  • @TheHua89
    @TheHua89 6 лет назад +10

    Hurry up Mueller!!!

  • @rayden120
    @rayden120 6 лет назад +13

    Cohen should hire rudy. Lol

  • @user-zo2rn1ct6i
    @user-zo2rn1ct6i 6 лет назад +11

    If Trump is not going to help him(Although I don't know how he'll be helpful) then Cohen should take a plea deal and flip like no one has ever flipped.

  • @wgjung1
    @wgjung1 6 лет назад +340

    I hope the Mueller probe is the same as those close encounters with aliens probe.

    • @SpaceForceCommander
      @SpaceForceCommander 6 лет назад +16

      juan gomez : Worse! Aliens let people go when finished.

    • @RaenbowBlight
      @RaenbowBlight 6 лет назад +7

      Space-Cadet David 'Spanky Bonespurs' Dennison
      Well no way he is going to jail, so letting him go back home is likely how this will go and not punishment in the normal sense. Even that is only if they manage to impeach him and he loses or issues his resignation.
      However, getting dismissed from office would assault his ego so badly it could be listed as his cause of death.

    • @frankd.506
      @frankd.506 6 лет назад +2

      Gomez, Aliens? Legal or illegal.

    • @tmseh
      @tmseh 6 лет назад

      Dude! Ouchy!!

    • @tmseh
      @tmseh 6 лет назад +4

      What? What?.............in da butt.

  • @chrisk283
    @chrisk283 6 лет назад

    Put John Bolton’s crate in. Gold

  • @aaronmurray9336
    @aaronmurray9336 6 лет назад +8

    Interesting thing about pardoning Cohen, (I think I got this right) If he is pardoned, he can't plead the 5th if Mueller gets him for something else

  • @XX-gy7ue
    @XX-gy7ue 6 лет назад +4

    Stephen Colbert is the best

    • @diggingmystyle
      @diggingmystyle 4 года назад

      Best at making bad predictions? I agree

  • @rainydaylady6596
    @rainydaylady6596 6 лет назад +6

    That poor bird!

  • @lurvecr
    @lurvecr 6 лет назад

    That canary ! LMAO

  • @ashleighjaimaosborne3966
    @ashleighjaimaosborne3966 6 лет назад +1

    Agreed re “ the day you took office” 🇨🇦

  • @user-zo2rn1ct6i
    @user-zo2rn1ct6i 6 лет назад +14

    Welcome to the show, I'm your host Stephen Colbert. Donald trump......😂😂😂😂😂😂. Trump is making jokes even more hilarious again.

  • @gasparmarquez5142
    @gasparmarquez5142 6 лет назад +11

    Don’t insult canaries like that

  • @123haninhk
    @123haninhk 6 лет назад

    "Wear this lucky ham." Heehee.

  • @hannahreynolds8316
    @hannahreynolds8316 6 лет назад

    Stephen Colbert is gold... :)

  • @flafaloon
    @flafaloon 6 лет назад +22

    Cooperate = guilty

    • @stephentoth6003
      @stephentoth6003 6 лет назад

      flafaloon Well that's also an example of a "heads i win tails you lose " situation. If there is anything to cooperate about people are gonna assume it's something of guilt.
      And not cooperating.......they are gonna assume they are guilty.
      Even tho it can also just be an issue of disbarment as far as i believe. Imagine if cohen is found not guilty of anything just hy roll of the dice on jurys decision.....
      I dont think you can be a lawyer guving up attorney client priveledge

    • @dustfreequeen5151
      @dustfreequeen5151 6 лет назад

      flafaloon exactly!

    • @barcarolleenjoyer
      @barcarolleenjoyer 6 лет назад

      stephen Toth A privilege is not an absolute right. For example the freedom of speech is not absolute e.g incitement to riot is a crime. In this case, attorney-client privilege can be wavered if the communications between them were used for criminal purposes e.g fraud.

    • @stephentoth6003
      @stephentoth6003 6 лет назад

      Eugene Lau Exactly i know. If Cohen used the priveledge in a crime WITH Trump yes. Then him bring flipped by pressure to convict him is not s breach of that.
      But if the crime he is being pressured on is unrelsted to Trump. And he in turns gives testimony about Trump in a crime not involving Cohen then that is s breach of that priveledge and a shady use of the justice system and political strongarming the likes of which are nearly criminal in their practice.
      Think about it. If the two crimes being discussed arent something Cohen and Trump did together, then the tactic being used erodes the entire system of justice America stands on. If a defense attorney can be pressured if they ever commit a crime to give testimony concerning a clients wrongdoing thst does not involvr them it destroys the entire purpose of Attorney Client priveledge. If people thought their lawyer could be pressured into testimony by Justice dept if their defense attorney ever commits a crime then no one would ever tell their attorney anything. It defeats the whole purpose of AC Priveledge.

  • @trichardson319
    @trichardson319 6 лет назад +6

    The Canary pic. Lol. Hahahahaaaaa

  • @isaiasgonzalez7066
    @isaiasgonzalez7066 6 лет назад

    "We had no time, I was there only one day" WTF. Really!!!! 😂😂😂😂 WINNING!!😂😂😂😂

  • @Qeisama
    @Qeisama 6 лет назад

    "Sleep well tonight!"
    Why did I get a sense that NK was still waiting to catch everyone off guard and the bam?

  • @randomsandwichian
    @randomsandwichian 6 лет назад +3

    Stephen, all that dot dot dots but no dashes? SAD!

  • @xy6845
    @xy6845 6 лет назад +3

    Summit joke was on point .

  • @JohnDoe-jh5yr
    @JohnDoe-jh5yr 6 лет назад

    Thank you for keeping me sane.

  • @damienhailey118
    @damienhailey118 6 лет назад

    You forgot the pigeon on a stool!

  • @kawilui
    @kawilui 6 лет назад +3

    Cohen will never flip his master ... just too heavy

  • @cameldung-on-the-walls446
    @cameldung-on-the-walls446 6 лет назад +20

    trump to Mueller : ' I am, like, really innocent. I'm impeccable, and very stably impeccable at that ! '

    • @Auriam
      @Auriam 6 лет назад

      camelshit beautiful avatar

    • @cameldung-on-the-walls446
      @cameldung-on-the-walls446 6 лет назад +1

      Auriam
      Thank you. I agree. It's an illustration of Aslan.

    • @Auriam
      @Auriam 6 лет назад +1

      Reminds me of the illustration on the video of King Crimson'a Court Of The Crimson King on RUclips. I think that one is of Grograman.
      m.ruclips.net/video/gvCmtHDDuu0/видео.html

    • @cameldung-on-the-walls446
      @cameldung-on-the-walls446 6 лет назад +1

      I'll look (and listen) it up ;)

  • @sacrilegiousboi
    @sacrilegiousboi 6 лет назад +1

    Great pancake flip haha

  • @bpkey123
    @bpkey123 6 лет назад

    Don't give your hope's up Mr. ColeBear!

  • @carolynsmith9172
    @carolynsmith9172 6 лет назад +6

    More compassion for refugees. Children taken from their mothers.😟

  • @sairesr6824
    @sairesr6824 6 лет назад +7

    A lot of people give Stephen Colbert videos thumbs down... But it's the same people who watch them every day. Lol

  • @marinaproger2324
    @marinaproger2324 6 лет назад

    Bolton's crate. ..😂😂😂😂

  • @CC-bz2fu
    @CC-bz2fu 6 лет назад +1

    in the Michael Cohen clip, the way he says "empathetic," it almost sounds like "pathetic"...

  • @patriciaa4451
    @patriciaa4451 6 лет назад +3

    Canaries are cute. Don't bring them into this.

  • @ripplerockcinema8035
    @ripplerockcinema8035 6 лет назад +6

    Season 2 finale is getting really good! (Grabs popcorn from bowl)

  • @whatareyouwaitingfor7472
    @whatareyouwaitingfor7472 6 лет назад

    I laughed so hard i my sides hurt..OMG

  • @ctdubowicz4503
    @ctdubowicz4503 6 лет назад

    The spokesperson for the ROK Blue House meant to say was, "WHAT THE FOXTROT" did Trump just say!!
    ;-)

  • @mm0837
    @mm0837 6 лет назад +3

    "I BETTER START LOOKING FOR POLITICAL ASYLUM IN RUSSIA. SAD!!!"

  • @MegaAngus1
    @MegaAngus1 6 лет назад +4

    It's finally happening!!!

  • @merebrillante
    @merebrillante 6 лет назад

    They forgot a pic of a pigeon sitting on a stool.

  • @kruleworld
    @kruleworld 6 лет назад

    Colbert just did the dog equivalent of '...squirrel!'

  • @m0L3ify
    @m0L3ify 6 лет назад +5

    I always thought they should play "In Too Deep" by Genesis when Cohen flipped

  • @truthtroll1273
    @truthtroll1273 6 лет назад +5

    Send him and his team of "best people" out to build the wall, use his "family fortune" for materials. Oh yeah, don't forget the pretty orange jumpsuits. then we don't have to worry about who's paying for the wall.

  • @bullx0308
    @bullx0308 6 лет назад +1

    Thank you sir, you make the news watchable 👍

  • @alexanderthomaswilson8699
    @alexanderthomaswilson8699 6 лет назад +1

    I see impeachment, I see disgrace 😂

  • @DrumWild
    @DrumWild 6 лет назад +3

    He didn’t have time to get it in writing. Interesting, because a few days earlier he said that he did not need to prepare. What a great deal maker. How far would he have gotten in life without his daddy’s money?

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 6 лет назад +6

    Seemed more like a 'face to bloated pelvic mound' to me...

    • @EGbeatz
      @EGbeatz 6 лет назад +2

      I see your comments everywhere!

  • @hskshag00
    @hskshag00 6 лет назад

    As long as that lucky ham is rum ham, we’re fine

  • @StoutShako
    @StoutShako 6 лет назад

    "Who's this Cohen guy? I think he did my laundry once. He lost all my socks. Fake crews."

  • @lisahouk7776
    @lisahouk7776 6 лет назад +3

    LOVE YOU STEPHEN!!

  • @svenkampen1647
    @svenkampen1647 6 лет назад +5

    Mueller: "Tell the newspapers Cohen is likely to cooperate."
    Cohen: "I'm not!"
    Mueller: "And who is Trump more likely to believe? You or Fox and Friends attacking you over the article I just got printed."
    Reporter: "That was fake information?"
    Mueller: *looks at watch*
    Cohen: "Okay, what do you want to know?"
    Mueller: "No, that was real information."

  • @larrylong9059
    @larrylong9059 6 лет назад

    South Korea probably said WTH! Then probably"hell to the no"!

  • @vazak11
    @vazak11 6 лет назад

    Solid coverage!