Stephen Does The Math On Manafort's Jail Time
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- Опубликовано: 12 мар 2019
- It's hard to keep track of all the crimes for which Paul Manafort has been charged and convicted. Stephen breaks down the math.
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Whenever you do the math on Manafort's sentence, the answer will always be not enough.
Nah 10 years would be enough hes almost there at 7.5
lol and he's already about 70 they might be treating it as life since at 80 I doubt he can run fast enough to get away from everyone he's screwed, Someone their decided to be a smart ass to: 7.5 months...and one day. That's like: ok sooo you get out of school now at 2:05 in time to watch power rangers right? (ok smart ass!).then again at damn 70 already...
Funny how they let everyone off EXCEPT Manafort..... And what is the name of that Oligarch who has the scoop on Manafort? Conveniently left out of ALL INDICTMENTS..... Same Oligarch who Mueller got $25 Million from in 2009...... And what about Baker going to prosecute Hillary but was pressured out of it by corrupt DOJ..... Would be funny, but the joke is on YOU! I suggest you go peruse the Bruce Ohr and Lisa Page testimony... NO COLLUSION, except FUSION GPS and DOJ and DNC.... You people are CLUELESS. You will call me a Trump supporter because I believe in TRUTH! Dumbasses...
What about Schiff meeting FUSION GPS.... You people have a problem with FACTS.... What about the FELONY it is to share classified info with a foreign agent (STEELE)???? What about the MULTIPLE FELONIES of leaking??? You people are NUCKING FUTS!
@@ChrisMillerdoubleplanet Oh dear, 'facts' you say? And "...they let everyone off {sic} EXCEPT Manafort..."
Um Michael Cohen is going to Federal Prison for 3 years, beginning in May, 2019; George Papadopoulos already served his short sentence; Attorney Vander Swan also has already served his short sentence; Michael Flynn is awaiting sentencing after the judge in his case queried the prosecution about the possibility of TREASON charges; Maria Butena is also awaiting sentencing & so on, so kinda cloudy on what you mean by everyone else getting off?
And to clear up the oddness of your statement of "...sharing classified info with a foreign agent {sic} STEELE,
He is the one who shared info with us! But you are correct that it is felonious behaviour so who was it that shared Israeli intel with the Russian Delegation IN THE OVAL OFFICE? The damned janitor???
Who was it that gave polling information to Konstantin Kilimnik in 8/2016?
Goodbye silly person & don't even try to argue legalities with me, seriously, just don't.
Treason will get you 7 years but growing or selling weed can get you life. The justice system is so broken it’s not even funny.
Keep in mind that he wasn't charged with treason, but with various financial crimes including bank fraud. Treason, however, may still be on the horizon. . .
@@ValerieJNorse He was literally just sentenced for conspiracy. Look up the American law that defines treason.
@@kingjamestres -- In Virginia, he was convicted of and sentenced for five counts of tax fraud, one count of failure to report a foreign financial account, and two counts of bank fraud. In Washington DC he was convicted of, and sentenced for, unregistered foreign lobbying and witness tampering.
@@ValerieJNorse Gee If I knew tax fraud had such a light sentence I would have done it years ago.
Dragoner Productions tax fraud is only a crime if you pay taxes.
Man steals a roll of quarters, and does more jail time than Manafort. "Justice for all." right
Trump: "we didn't have to do this. We could have delayed it, or we could have done nothing at all."
I knew it. This clown, even when faced with a relatively easy solution, will make it sound like he made a brave choice as to not appear like he's taking the advice of counsel.
The inferiority complex of this guy is staggering.
I am surprised that he hasn't bought a massive pickup truck just to do burn-outs out of High School parking lots.
Not sure why, but when Stephen flubs a line and has to do it over again, it's even funnier than the joke itself.
Every time!! 😆
"comedic timing."
When the comedian can't keep a straight face you know the punch line is going to be great!
What exactly was bleeped out?
he messes up the line and says either f**k or s**t
"by the way, over his head is where the blas ded F*CK"
Manafort deserves to die in prison the fact he only got 7.5 years combined is a travesty.
NY is going after him now, so hopefully a bit more once he gets out of the 7.5 years.
He worked for a dictator in Ukraine.
He could be shanked or put in solitary and kill himself and I most certainly wouldn't give a damn.
Thank you NY state.
The NY charges will make it more likely that Spanky will leave Manafuck hanging on the pardons.
7.5 years he won't serve after he's pardoned ... maybe a month or two for the non federal crimes...oh to be rich
And to make it worse they'll probably send him to Club Fed which is really "rough and tough."
The calculator was hilarious.😂😂😂
That was the best calculator bit he's done in a long time.
Manafort got off easy, he deserves more time.
Yes, but he's rich and white, so that's a lost cause.
Oh, he'll get more time from NY state, to be sure.
He deserves more than time! I'm sick of white collar criminals getting the white glove treatment. The death penalty should be reserved only for crimes involving public office and FEC fraud and the like. Give me one guillotine, right on the front steps of Congress! Bet that'd sober up these pasty bastards and remind them who they're working for!
He should be serving 30 years not 7
Trump need to go
Stephen knows how to work that calculator too well.
Thank You New York! You are true patriots.
Superbowl reference
"I didn't have to make this decision but I did" is code for "you're not the boss of me" #toddlertalk.
I love when he does the "uhhh folks, this is your captain speaking" bit
He's been good at that lately!
*M.A.GA** MY ADMINISTRATION GETTING ARRESTED*
That's about right
😨
@Red drummer : Lols yea, it *is* about the *right.*
Love this lol
Funniest thing I've seen today
Manafort's “otherwise blameless life,” apart from the extra sentences this week and indictments for 16 more crimes. The Blameless Life!
Comedy gold! Steven, you're keeping us sane. Thank you.
The American justice system is broken. Two tiers of judgement favoring the rich over the poor.
@robert leonard Where are you from???
Welcome to Earth.
And, let's face it, the white over minorities.
I resent that, the Americans justice is just like our government. The best money can buy. The only question is how much can you afford.
@@couragekarnga8735 How about you face your ignorance? It's the rich VS the poor. Nothing to do with race. Go racebait under a rock somewhere.
Did the parents of those judges pay bribes to get them into law school or something? Because their way of imparting justice leaves a lot to be desired.
I missed the days when a drunk pilot was your worse problem, now the auto pilot too!😂
Over Macho Grande?
absolutely love when stephen makes a blunder, laughs at it, and keeps it moving. Such a fantastic host.
Manafort took a page from the elderly Nazi and Cosby playbook: suddenly "old and ill". But still somehow has access to hair dye.
Zimmerman used it too by gaining weight...
Mob bosses have done the same thing.
The families of the deceased need to sue the mess out of Boeing if they had this knowlege & still sold their aircraft. Disgusting!
Exactly, a guy from my country lost his wife, daughter and son last week. He's over 60, instead of looking forward to grandchildren, there will be 3 funerals, I wouldn't wanna live anymore. :-(
Maya Demi I wouldn’t have anything to live for💔
It was probably under their acceptable level of risk. I would wager that they would still have them in the air if they could get away with it.
I saw an interview with Ralph Nader today. His niece died on the Ethiopia flight. He was saying things like criminal responsibility and Boeing is on notice. Also the software fix was delayed because of gov. shutdown.
@@nancyschannel9518 Not to be disrespectful but how the hell can the shutdown affect the fix of the flawed MCAS system on their 737 MAX's? Boeing wasn't exactly running out of money during the shutdown.
I'm from Canada and I resent that comment - I don't have a pet moose, I have two pet moose and two pet beavers, I just keep them separated from each other - everybody has their own igloo.
But which one drives the Zamboni on your backyard ice rink?
Do you feed them TimBits or poutine?
@@dallasheltzell The beavers like bark flavoured Timbits (made to order) and the moose like poutine because it goes down well with their favourite beer - Moosehead Lager of course. Thanks for referencing the new Canada Food Guide - of course we all enjoy maple syrup on our blueberry pancakes with back bacon.
@@dmiller5765 Not so fast - first of all beavers are terrible drivers and the moose won't wear the hockey helmet so now I make them all shovel the rink by hand - builds character.
@@stephengood6993 You're giving us Canucks a bad name, eh. My beavers & moose belong to the Royal Order of the Hinterland so I can't make the do animual labour.
''Will you pardon Paul Manafort?''
''I honestly haven't even given it a thought!''
So that's a ''YES'' then Mr Pumpkin???
Hes just waiting for Vlad to get back to him and tell him what to do.
The way the SDNY hit Manafort with those state charges immediately after his trial was gangster. You couldn't PAY me to live in New York, but goddamn do I love their prosecutors!
I live for these monologues😥😂😥😂
They should add another charge of impersonating a disabled man in a wheelchair, that is down right fraudulent.
Ry Sun *disquisting
He's bringing a w/c,cane and a service dog if he goes to court again. He's a piece of old shit,just like trump.
@@joejug162 I don't know where you stand politically or morally...but the 3rd grade word you put an asterisk by is **disgusting**
You know, like trumps slob of a body and face.
Love the "brain in a jar" gag rofl
Manafort standing up from the wheelchair is a metaphor for his continual lying and foreign deal making!
Mueller, we cannot take the suspense here in Canada. Send plenty more popcorn...plenty!🍺🍺🍻🍻
Err gag is Canada accepting people from Michigan? I live so close to border I might as well be Canadian 😭😭
You think waiting 2 years for the Mueller report is excruciating? Heck, it's going on 56 years and we still don't know who killed JFK!
I'm a Democrat and Mueller has nothing. If Trump was going to be held accountable for the numerous crimes he has committed, he'd already be in jail.
@@Inamichan You sure you wouldn't feel naked without your gun? You won't be doing any 'open carry' or 'concealed weapon' in Canada, we don't allow that, unless you're an on duty policeman, or like doing lots of paper work. But if you do get accepted, you'll be ten times less likely to get shot, and your healthcare will be covered 100%. You probably wouldn't like it here, we can spot an American a mile away. We aren't that friendly with Americans any more.
Lumby1 *pst* not all Americans are pro gun! And I’m black so I’m used to less than friendly behavior so.....
Don't worry.. when Manafort is finally tried for crimes against fashion for that ostrich coat.. he'll get the chair.
The comfy chair?
...no one expects the Spanish inquisition!
You just know you're old when you understand the Flash Player joke.
Its still a problem on Windows
What are you, 16? 😅😂😂😅😂😅😂😅😂
Either that or you work as a computer technician for a living. xD
Uh flash player is still a thing though, a lot of programs still require it.
The world loves you too!peace and love from Nova Scotia Canada
7 and a half years for committing literally every crime... 🖕this is not justice
jerk fudgewater z he deserves life in prison what he did was treason in conjunction with u know who!
Oooow ye naive-ling. There is no justice when it comes to rich and poor!!!
Manafort made billions selling weapons in afrika in change for resources, gold and oil and such... Selling to BOTH sides of both murderous regimes and rebels.
Just like Roger Stone. But who cares, they're RICH AF!!!
"Literally every crime," that's a lot of crime.
"Psychologically?!" That's not the right word. Come on, man! Thanks for another installment of, "Is it dementia or just stupidity?"
At least on this occasion he did the right thing, grounding those planes was overdue.
But he didn't Have to.
😏
Lol
3:01 "we didn't have to make this decision today"
Translation: 'I had no choice but my eggshell ego cannot face the idea of 'The Donald' looking like he is being controlled by events....so I'll pretend that this was just my decision'
"Now the _Times_ reporter describes the mood like this:
"Washington - jittery, full of rumor, like a becalmed ship in the dead air before a coming storm..."
😳 Whoa. Was this line penned by a _journalist_ or a _novelist?_
5:40 the calculator stole the show! Hilarious! Well played on Steven's part 👍🏼😅😉
Loved his take on the bored reporter! Hilarious!
"he served two countries"
And neither of those were called the United States of America.
As a real disabled person, it disgusts me that they let him get away with pretending like he can’t stand and walk.
Serve life you russian Benedict Arnold.
Actually he has a disability, probably not being well cared for in prison (he probably had the best care for it earlier, which most regular people can't afford), which would potentially make it extremely difficult to walk, but not impossible to stand. Arthritis (and gout is an arthritis) can put someone in a position where they can't walk far, or at all, but still can stand. I was helping someone do a stand and pivot transfer back into their chair at the very moment I heard that joke streaming from my phone. This person can't take more than a few steps, but absolutely can stand up, and it's all from a very real, extremely painful, disability.
All that said, Manafort is a traitorous scumbag and might indeed be faking it. Gout ranges from the simply annoying to the seriously impairing, and he might well be exaggerating something that only annoys him.
I don’t appreciate that you’re disabled and can type so well!!! Oh wait, is it more complicated than that? No shit!
As a Canadian... all I can say about that impression is... sorry
LOL!
Brietsy Vids canada is useless
@@imbouttae1869 you're nice
And not one 'eh'.....what is up with that?! :O lol
Are you folks still accepting immigrants?
7.5 is not enough. Thank you for indicting him again!
Oh, we're not done yet.
Well lets hope thats the rest of his life.
7.5 years, out of a possible 34? Really? Who did he pay for that? And then, tRump can pardon him completely. That is NOT a justice system, it is a rich boys club.
With a state slam coming in sight,
Paul will have a new plight,
with no chance of a pardon,
he may have to un-harden,
and consider shedding more light.
Simply the best writers in TV comedy today! Kudos, Stephen and company! So funny!
The political satire was great yeah, but don't you think the jokes about the 737 Max 8 were inappropriate? 346 people lost their lives, 157 of them barely 3 days ago. Those families haven't even had time to grieve yet and jokes are already being made!
Devilkyn no one is joking about the victims, they’re joking about how terrible the situation is. The comedy kind of helps people cope with the fact that it’s a serious issue we’re facing.
Agree with both of you. Jokes can help people cope with tragedy but it is a little too soon. At least make a comment in respect for the lives lost and the families dealing with those losses. We do that for every other tragedy, shootings etc.. why not now? I bet if it happened in America it would be dealt with very differently.
@@Steriiotype You make a good point.
The jokes are about Trump's barely reaction. Not about the victims or their families.
i like the way stephen does math, especially when the numbers add up to your screwed..
Who is paying for the wall?
Mexico
Mexic
Mexi
Mex
Me
😂😂😂😂
I mean, it’s their criminals coming here sooooooo...
@@VB-dp1vs That's what Nozy said.
Nozy Tutor and believe that if thump has his way.
No Way, what are we gonna do with all money we (Mexicans) are already collected?.... Let's buy Tacos. FYI "Taco Bell" its changing its name to "Taco Wall" XD
Hey, I won't legit complain about Americans doing "Canadian" accents as long as they don't mind that our impressions of them are either New York/Brooklyn or Texas/Southern hick.
Im American and I approve this message
No CA surfer dude accent? 😢😂
Throw is Californian surfer brah and valley girl, and we have a deal
Y'all can make fun of us Southerners.😁
@@grmpEqweer
I think your accent gets a bad rap, personally. People are prejudiced against it for unfair reasons.
Ahhh that bit about Canadians was patently false. Our beaver do not scare our pet mooses. sheesh!
Thanks guys for a different perspective. I’m pretty new and Proud Canadian and this joke didn’t sit well with me. Go Canada! 🇨🇦
@@Superman679 Prends une petite pilule pour les nerfs et une grande respiration, c'est un "running gag" qui court depuis longtemps et qui est bien inoffensif, sheesh!
for myself I find it best to respond to jokes about Canada with humour if I feel the joking was done without real negative intent.
Wetrock lol I understood the 1st part petite pilutl for the nerfs and deep breath hahaha. The second part sounded funny even without knowing before the sheesh lololol
Don't forget that, typically, half the writers on US TV shows are Canadians anyway.
"Sir, I just want to watch Infinity War, I didn't want to lick it!"
Hilarious!!! 😂😂😂
Mocking that reporter (500 words) was fkin hilarious!
Please just inject my nightly Colbert into my veins.
METR0lD 😂
He's one of the best drugs out there.
rush...
Don’t you mean into your nerves?
Ok....but me first lol🤣😅
Man Stephen is getting better and better at his craft.... He's better than most political journalists..... 😂😂😂
Why do I ABSOLUTELY die laughing when Stephen F***s up the monologue. He's a treasure!!! Stephen Colbert 2020!
We *_overthrew a monarchy_* here, now we're *_becoming one?_* That's crazy dangerous.
No, we overthrew a monarchy, and now we're becoming a banana republic.
DJ Lizzy B - Well the British king stayed British king after the US became independent and were no longer a colony.
Courage Karnga You separated yourself from the British rule of law but did not overthrow the Monarchy, are you blind, Queen Elizabeth is still very firmly ensconced in Buck House and much loved. Do us all a favour, America and Overthrow Donnie douchebag and his swamp minions and maybe Britain will take you back. Actually we wouldn’t touch the place with a barge pole. Now, Canada, that’s another matter. It’s a wonderful country.🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋
@@lesleyleith4440 *MAKE AMERICA GREAT BRITAIN AGAIN*
Courage Karnga aa
Stephen’s having a Monday, was all I thought when he misstepped twice. But he kept it going! Love this man and how he delivers the news. He is my only news source.
I think my favorite is always how he responds when he messes up a joke.
Can we get a super-cut of all of those reaction shots?
That George R.R. Martin joke hurt. I'm waiting for Winds of Winter, dammit!
came here on accident, didn't regret it
@callmecatalyst I'm sorry but this hurts too much not to say: Columbus thought he found India and only way after his death did someone else find out it was a new continent... And he himself was spanish. "The American Way.", some dude named Balboa.
Mister Phantome looking this up when I get to work!
@@bobbybooker8044 Columbus died 1506, having found an island in front of America and calling San Salvador, believing it was one of the islands in front of India. Only in 1513, another spanish explorer, Balboa, validated the fact it was another continent, dubbing it America.
What just happened here hahaha you guys made a interesting conversation out of nowhere
By accident not on accident
“Install a new Flash player.” OMG
What even is a flash player?
Courage Karnga I feel really old now, thanks...
Everyone knows Shockwave is better for games anyway. Macromedia sure makes some good stuff.
@@couragekarnga8735 it's the thing inside your browser that makes it possible to view video files on web pages and some other duties .
@@couragekarnga8735 something like that .
The extended "reporter with a 500 word quota" bit was hilarious.
When Trump says that he hasn't thought about it, it means he's been obsessing about it night & day for months. When he says the N. Korean talks are going well, it means that they've collapsed, etc..
I love it when Stephen flubs a joke and swears. It never fails to make me laugh when he's laughing.
And then the DA said, "HOLD MAH BEER!"
8:30 lol George RR Martin "wrap it up"
As a Canadian....I'm not sorry for being polite but at I'm sorry for you that you have Trump.
Me too.
Thanks, it's appreciated...✌
If Canadians were truly polite, they would have never allowed for the bigoted and ignorant representatives of their government to have recognized a devastating crime for which there is absolutely no evidence (as the British themselves failed to uncover during their 1919-21 investigation for what was intended to be the Malta Tribunal), creating the *greatest* racial hatred against the alleged perpetrators, the hoax known as the "Armenian genocide."
Being polite is very important in a world full of ignorant bastards. Sorry, that was impolite of this Canadian. Go 🇨🇦☝🏻
Thank u for the empathy. Goodness knows we need a bunch. 😹
Trump: No, I haven't though about pardoning him. Not until now, sure I could, but I'm probably not.
Reporter: Once he is tried in New York, if found guilty you won't be able to pardon him then.
Trump: WHAT!?! (Secret Service try to restrain him) No, get your hands off me! What is the point in being President, if I can't pardon people who are loyal to me?
7.5 years sounds like nothing, when you think about getting out early.
from what i understand there is no getting out early for federal sentences.
@@rdubs1705 Especially not if you are serving sentences concurrently, if he got out early from one, he would still have the serve the rest of the other.
There’s no parole in federal prison but there is “good behavior” time, I believe he had to serve a minimum of about 5.5-6 years though even if he got the MAXIMUM good behavior time off.
@@JB-xl2jc I would just add to throw his privileged ass into Gen Pop! Time will then have no real meaning for him. And look, he turns 70 on April Fools Day! In the words of Marie Antoinette, Cake Anyone?
@@rdubs1705 . You can get up to 54 days per year off of your federal prison sentence for "good behavior".
i remember the calculator bit from the Strangers with Candy days
Colbert parody of "mediocre writing" reminds me of that one chapter in Joyce's Ulysses 😂😂😂
M E A N W H I L E
There are people who will be, or are, in prison for decades, for having a plant proven to have medical benefits....
Absolutely
I've never heard a Canadian talk like a Canadian and I've barely ever left Canada.
lol "Aboot"....At least we say "roof" and not "ruff"....lmao With love from Canada....
Or woofs for wolves like they do in texas.
We do not say ‘aboot’. But we do say sorry a lot, that’s true.
I was hoping the calculator sum would say 'Not enough' but 'He's screwed' was good too.
Shout out to Jon Batiste for playing "100 ways" by the late great James Ingram in the background on this video!
As a Canadian, I am willing to throw the Newfie's under the bus, saying on record, the rest of us can't understand them either.
As a person born in Newfoundland and presently living in Alberta, I can 100% confirm. I can’t understand myself sometimes.
@@SolarWanderer thank you for your honesty! ❤
As bus drives away, Newfie stands up says " where we to then"? proceeds to walk it off.
signed; an Albertan
@@SolarWanderer 😀
Hope Manafort never sees the light of day again. He deserves to die in prison
Come to Santa Fe during the International Folk Art Market or Opera season in the summer - three perfect days easy!
Someday, Paul Manafort is going to have to walk up to the biggest, baddest dude in the Prison yard and say;
"Mr President, may I please have a pardon?"
False. He will be the biggest only by weight, but in no way the baddest. And definitely not a dude.
Haha whatever you say@@markkittel44 it was just a funny joke
(Nobody likes the, "actually..." guy lol any more than they like the, "technically..." guy.)
*TRUMP IS THE WORST PRESIDENT IN US HISTORY* 😂😂😂😂
You need to first learn history.
@@lt.frankdrebin3317 I have, and frankly, the only person who could fuck up worse than Donald Trump has currently is Donald Trump five minutes from now. Of course, I'm assuming you are referring to Lincoln and that whole emancipation proclamation business.
@@lt.frankdrebin3317 Why, do we need to go that far back into the past to find a bigger, more infantile and narcisistic moron for a president than Trumpski?
@@Wuppie62
Could you please edit your comment so that it says "Comrade Trumpski"? I just feel that it would come across as much funnier with the 'comrade' appellation.
@@Raz.C Cumrade Trumpski ;)
As much as I love this show:
People died on those planes. On their behalf I think it’s not appropriate to joke about the faulty airplanes.
I wonder if we would have seen this bit if these planes had been domestic flights and the passengers had been a majority of North Americans?
I suddenly want Stephen to dub trashy romance novels for audible.
Many people in wheelchairs are mobile for very short periods of time before they NEED the wheelchair to sit in again.
Please don't mock that one move because it makes life harder for those who have severely limited, but not entirely absent, mobility.
Given Canada has a 99% literacy Rate whereas in America: "According to the National Assessment of Adult Literacy (completed most recently in 2003, and before that, in 1992), 14 percent of adult Americans demonstrated a “below basic” literacy level in 2003, and 29 percent exhibited a “basic” reading level."
Hi, fellow Canadian. To the world, don't believe this guy. If something sounds too good to be true it probably is. Canada is a great country but we're not perfect. @Abyssal Nargacuga, if you plan to cite trusted American sources then please do the same for that source. The one I found corelating with you is unreliable. What I found from the Canadian Encyclopedia is:
There are approximately four out of ten adults in Canada, or 9 million people, who are considered to have low literacy and this group is twice as likely as other Canadians to be unemployed. Of the Canadians with low literacy, only 15 percent have significant problems dealing with any type of printed material, although 27 percent have only simple reading skills. Currently there are more people with low literacy in Newfoundland and Labrador, Prince Edward Island, New Brunswick, Quebec and Nunavut than the national average. The majority of youth in Canada age 16 to 25 achieve the minimum levels of literacy required in a modern society. However from 18 percent to 38 percent of young people do not achieve the minimum levels, depending on the region.
www.thecanadianencyclopedia.ca/en/article/literacy
Abyssal Nargacuga homework has been abolished in elementary schools and victim culture has replaced work. I don’t see this new system working out
@@williamm9435 Why not use StatsCan?
These are different numbers you're comparing, so I don't see your point. It's possible for the US to have a 100% literacy rate and still have these statistics on reading level.
How is it possible to sentence Paul Manafort and not his employer? Paul did what he did in order to serve the cheeseburger, so whether or not the cheeseburger was aware of what Paul
was doing (he was), he certainly didn't try to stop him. And that's aiding and abetting.
What he was tried and sentenced for financial crimes that he did off his own bat and were not Trump related. It does mean that Trump employed someone that was decidedly shady, but on these charges, there was no criminal liability for Trump based on what is in the public view.
@@BaalsMistress I thought everything is in the public view now? Isn't that the plan? To confuse everyone by being completely transparent?
I'm getting tired of people around Trump being charged, but never the man-child himself. They must surely have enough evidence to arrest him by now? So I suspect that they simply don't want to.
Did the producers write something in the calculator paper that threw Stephen off? His face was priceless as he broke character!!! LOL
Stephens “Daniel Steele” novel impersonation is hilarious! And spot on
“ I haven’t given it a thought , but I feel very badly for Paul” !! 😂 Yeah, sure you haven’t Donnie boy !!
What he actually means is “ I haven’t given Manafort a thought but I actually can’t think about ANYTHING else, hence my ranting Tweets !!! 😡😱😂
Perhaps he never actually thinks......
We don't know where.
We don't know when.
But something terrible is going to happen.
- robin williams
This monologue definitely had a looser feel to it than usual. It was brilliant!
Trump: "We didn't have to do this." In other words(Trumpspeak for): "Through my infinite wisdom and generosity, I have decided to do this."
tha grumbie It means “l didn’t want to do it. Boeing has been very generous. They made me do it.”
ERROR 404 "Boeing 737 MAX" NOT FOUND
Boeing 737 MAX* There are hundreds of normal 737's in the air currently.
@@the_bottomfragger
Yup. In the air at the moment...
@@the_bottomfragger cheers, missed that
@@grmpEqweer 6000 airplanes are in the air right now. An estimate of 26% of all airplanes in operation are Boeing 737s. You're right, I must correct my statement, it's more than a thousand.
@@the_bottomfragger
Apparently, the joke I was trying to make didn't fly, either.
love your work Stephen . thanks for going out everyday and putting your heart into it . it helps . oldschool fan from stranger's with candy days and phil sebben from Harvey birdman . good onya mate, from Australia .
' Brain in a jar ' too bloody funny. Nearly choked on my coffee!!!
This show is the best, thank you for putting on YT so we can watch in UK ..................... we need cheering up right now.
We only talk dat way when we been inta da beers though, there guy, eh?
So.. a lot, sure.. but still.
Sorry.
I like beer, I like beer a lot.
(edit) I'm drinking one now. But you can bet your sweet bippy I aint boofin' it!
abut
Ah, come again?😂
I don't want to defend Manafort, and I'm not saying he needs or doesn't need the wheelchair. But there are lots of people who use wheelchairs who can stand and walk short distances. It's not just paralyzed people who need them. To assume Manafort standing of his own power means he doesn't actually need it does a disservice to the many honest people who use them every day.
Exactly. Some days I can walk a few miles. Other days I need a walker to get to the bathroom. Disabilities aren't black and white. That being said, its it's a joke, and a pretty funny one at that.
and to make a remark like that shows how stupid you are
Gout. He's supposedly in the chair because of (still acute and lingering nearly 9 months later) gout. Often called a disease of excess.
I have an autoimmune disease, I'm close to having to use a wheelchair as I can't walk far or stand for a few minutes, so I have to say that it's not unusual in my experience. I'm in my early 50's and trauma/stress in particular can bring on a flare up. The joke was funny, I'm trying not to be touchy about the subject. He does however need to be given more prison time. Ordinary Joe bloggs would get harsher sentencing, there is a reason why Lady Justice wears a blindfold. It's clearly one rule for rich people and another for everyone else!
Classic Strangers with Candy bit! That calculator bit is great.
Wait! I was feeling the Broadway number!
trumP 'felt' something?? liar, liar pants on 🔥🔥🔥
@Mats K Well noted. 😃🤣😂
Always fear a Canadian who politely asks you to stop being rude/annoying us, then says thanks after hearing you be even worse...
You better chase them down & apologize to them, you never want to hear the dreaded enraged thanks ever!
Fear of flying "NO" a concern what falls out of the sky, a strong "YES!"
This has got to be my favourite Monologue ever and I specially like it when, Stephen Colbert f**k up because it’s so funny and I also like it when he starts singing in his monologues too.