Nunes: (hugging Trump) People on Twitter were mean to me, and then they (starts crying), and then they... Trump: Aww, who's my Big Boy? Nunes: I am! (complete breakdown) I'm your Big Boy!
They elected a dead person in Nevada over the Democrat. There are some places in this country that are totally brainwashed into believing that everyone in a group is evil. Also, this lawsuit is simply pushing the narrative of "the liberals are attacking us! They are taking away our freedoms!". No matter how absurd it is, it resonates with white conservative voters.
@@ladytruth303 Or he could be fired from a musical dance number in a Broadway act of Fame and be defamed, thaty way. However...Allegedly, the only leg warmers Nunes has is cow crap. He would need to take off the rubber boots he uses for holding the sheep's back legs and step right in the poop to warm up for the act. So far there is only evidence of him doing so metaphorically. A Metaphoric cow pies to Fame is done rarely and never well done. Besides… the Trump administration is more like Flash dance... around the questions.
@@BeaulieuTodd You're still on it, friend. RUclips is social media disguised as a video site. But if you mean traditional social media like Facebook and Twitter, then I am like you. I quit Facebook after around a year and never had a Twitter account. RUclips is the hardest one to give up by far...
Thank you, Steven. What you do is so important. Some days these last two years when things have seemed so hopeless as to despair, your supreme talent for finding the humor in it has rescued me and countless others. You give us the strength to carry on. Bless you.
Nunes' lawsuit will get tossed faster than a quidditch ball. And when that happens boy is he becoming a punching bag on twitter. You brought it on yourself Nunes.
Sueing the ultimate platform for cyberbullying for cyberbullying by a cyberbullying government that is also campaigning against cyberbullying. Makes perfect sense. (also: a lot of cow)
internetuser let them. We’ve fought and won two wars over ideals like theirs, and they got handed their asses both times. The third time might be a charm and we’ll finally be rid of that 1940’s sentiment.
I don't see how it's Twitter's fault if the people using Twitter don't like Nunes and poke fun at him. Does he think Twitter generates all the content? Super Snowflake.
"Lovechild of Punch and Judy"? Is that the baby Mr Punch keeps trying to throw out? Anyway, Conway looks more like the love child of Punch and the Crocodile.
We at *Devin Nunes' Cow* wish to thank Rep. Nunes for increasing our number of followers by 2 orders of magnitude. You sir, are the grand master of self-ownage.
*I'm actually surprised that Trump would actually keep Kelly-Ann on board with her husband getting at him like that, HA* this is gOLD! _ps I can't take that "it" SNL skit out of my brain_
How could you, Devin Nunes' mom?! You should be proud of your little boy. To make it up to him, you need to pay him his allowance of a quarter of a billion dollars.
It shows that Colbert has several siblings that are lawyers. He uses a lot of law-like reasoning and vocabulary. (This coming from a lawschool student)(funny: we are going over defamation this week and learning all about what is actionable) The parody twitter account joke is so funny and legally true. Keep it up Colbert you are a great legal mind.
In abnormal psychology, we have to create individuals and make case studies for them (and list diagnosis and treatments, etc.). One of my individuals was "Ronald Krump" who has Narcissistic Personality Disorder...in no way is this related to the president LMAO -_-
"I'm a strong constitutionalist! The founding fathers had it right!" /someone practices free speech "No! Only the free speech I approve. I deserve money! WAHHHH"
Exhibit B: Jack Dorsey himself, in presence of his lawyer admitted twitters rules lead to a bias against conservatives (Joe Rogan Podcast). Of course Nunes is a lunatic for being outraged about two accounts he could block, btw.
Has this guy not heard of just... leaving Twitter? I stopped using it 'cause I was tired of the toxicity. I didn't sue Twitter for letting mean people on it. And they call us snowflakes....
Twitter is a Privately Owned Public Square which can influence elections in individual nations. Jack Dorsey himself admits to a likely left-wing bias, and there exist unconstitutional politicies on hate-speech and suchlike, with at least one term of service using objectively ideological definitions, allowing for the political disenfranchisement of a 100% law-abiding US citizen or political candidate. Sentimentally I agree, but it's a little naive.
@@Hoganply In the US (as I assume you are also American), it's unconstitutional for the *government* to deny people free speech. Private entities such as Twitter are free to censor whatever kind of speech they like. I'm not denying Twitter and other sites like it have an (often toxic) influence on elections and public policies, but it's not unconstitutional for them to censor hate speech or any other kind of speech they choose to, as they are not a public entity.
There once was a snowflake named Devin Whose mom disowned him at age 7 He’s all grown up now he’s now suing a fucking cow Which made twitter today comic heaven
Since when did Nunes get all high and mighty about transparency. I think we need to have another investigation into the legality of his knowingly staging a false acquisition against Obama - in a willful attempt to damage his good reputation. If a Trump boot licker couldn't say something hypocritical - they would have nothing to say at all.
He thinks twitter is biased against conservatives. He doesn't seem to realize, it's the majority of the population that are against conservatives. Did he not see the result of the last election? LOL
Nunes face on his official account is also hilarious. He looks completely dumbfounded, which is probably his normal face. BTW at this moment, @DevinCow's numbr of followers is 549K, while Nunes' is still under 400K. Well played, Devin, congrats for playing yourself.
It's hilarious largely because Trump has got to be the biggest snowflake of them all...he's obsessed with the notion of his own specialness and he absolutely cannot take criticism.
Actually, although members of Congress are government employees, they do NOT work FOR the President. Congress and the Judiciary are co-equal with the President. Nunes may be a Trump sycophant, but he is NOT a Trump or Executive branch employee.
@@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 Kellyanne isn't true believer, but opportunist. After Trump is gone she will claim how she was leaking about his insanity and write book.
Someone should tell Nunes that telling the truth about someone isn't considered mocking or defamation
Nunes: (hugging Trump) People on Twitter were mean to me, and then they (starts crying), and then they...
Trump: Aww, who's my Big Boy?
Nunes: I am! (complete breakdown) I'm your Big Boy!
Reminds me of Scrubs
Yeah, those rich ranchers around Fresno remain clueless...li'l toady Nunes gets a pass, even though he has been obvious about treasonous behavior
Eww 😜
They elected a dead person in Nevada over the Democrat. There are some places in this country that are totally brainwashed into believing that everyone in a group is evil. Also, this lawsuit is simply pushing the narrative of "the liberals are attacking us! They are taking away our freedoms!". No matter how absurd it is, it resonates with white conservative voters.
We need more Stephen Colbert in this world ❤
Khales Saeed Here, here!!!💕💕💕
Yeah
Gotta love Stephen ❤️ !
Amen to that.
More Stephen Colbert?? U can just watch every other talk show host. They all tell same jokes for 3yrs now.
In order to Defame a person's Good Name, that person must first HAVE a Good Name...
Beyond a reasonable doubt
🤔
Colbert is a fine name, let him defame all he wants, who's side ARE you on?
True
@@ladytruth303 Or he could be fired from a musical dance number in a Broadway act of Fame and be defamed, thaty way. However...Allegedly, the only leg warmers Nunes has is cow crap. He would need to take off the rubber boots he uses for holding the sheep's back legs and step right in the poop to warm up for the act. So far there is only evidence of him doing so metaphorically. A Metaphoric cow pies to Fame is done rarely and never well done.
Besides… the Trump administration is more like Flash dance... around the questions.
Your title case style is as bad as Trump's. It's not the late 18th Century.
Wow. And that’s what they call “feeding the trolls”
He practically gave them a 40 oz redbull and a box of twinkies. 😁
So freaking funny how people put so much status and value to social media .
Stanley Hape makes me sad. I quit it all years ago and haven’t missed it once.
@Kyle Vernon zzzzzzzzzzzz
@@BeaulieuTodd You're still on it, friend. RUclips is social media disguised as a video site.
But if you mean traditional social media like Facebook and Twitter, then I am like you. I quit Facebook after around a year and never had a Twitter account.
RUclips is the hardest one to give up by far...
Putin seems to like it.
Its scray too
Any bets on the chances of finding out it's actually his Mom?
Plot twist: it was actually his dad all along.
@@wardenm : "It's a trap!"
@Ward M
Hilarious 👍👍👍
I'm telling my kids Kelly Conway is the first Crypt Keeper for Tales From the Crypt.
Thank you, Steven. What you do is so important. Some days these last two years when things have seemed so hopeless as to despair, your supreme talent for finding the humor in it has rescued me and countless others. You give us the strength to carry on. Bless you.
Strength to carry o n yes a merry heart is as good as a medicine
It's biblic
Nunes' lawsuit will get tossed faster than a quidditch ball.
And when that happens boy is he becoming a punching bag on twitter. You brought it on yourself Nunes.
@Sumit Arora
From my understanding he hasn't actually even filed it.
Sumit Arora Why wait? ;-)
Moooove over Devin, during your 5 mins as leader, you served as a tool.
or a putrid stool.
The reason you are being mocked and criticized, Devin, is that you are a traitor.
@Devincow now has 500k followers xD. his lawsuit is working in someone else's favour lmao
Streisand Effect: see classic examples of...
Conservatives: "People today are way too easily offended"
Also conservatives: "TWITTER, MAKE PEOPLE BE NICE TO ME OR GIVE ME $250 MILLION"
The current political climate has really highlighted how many fools are in politics.
Sueing the ultimate platform for cyberbullying for cyberbullying by a cyberbullying government that is also campaigning against cyberbullying. Makes perfect sense.
(also: a lot of cow)
These are the alpha males that want to start a civil war? 😂
internetuser let them. We’ve fought and won two wars over ideals like theirs, and they got handed their asses both times. The third time might be a charm and we’ll finally be rid of that 1940’s sentiment.
Did you just pull a John Oliver on Nunes?
Ikr! 😀
But if you chase all the trolls off Twitter, where they gonna go? RUclips?
I wouldn't be surprised if John Oliver and the LWT crew decide to make their own parody accounts of Nunes.
I immediately thought of John Oliver & LWT when I saw that Stephen's team created a parody Twitter account.
When your a politician or famous this goes with the territory big cry BABY 😂😂😂😂
I'm with Nunes; there should be a ban on abusive content on Twitter and against repeat violators. Starting with Trump.
I don't see how it's Twitter's fault if the people using Twitter don't like Nunes and poke fun at him. Does he think Twitter generates all the content? Super Snowflake.
He's a greedy scum bag so... Makes sense lol.
Colbert gets funnier each show 😍
I had to pause this so I could go follow all these twitter accounts 😂
I refuse to call the Republican names, but Nunes as a freaking Nunes
Jon Batiste said "That's a big ol' step" and then played the opening bars of "Giant Steps." Genius. Well done.
"Lovechild of Punch and Judy"? Is that the baby Mr Punch keeps trying to throw out?
Anyway, Conway looks more like the love child of Punch and the Crocodile.
And, get this: Nunes sponsored a bill to squash frivolous lawsuits....??? WTF!
The girl screaming on the 6:17 is my eternal mood even when i see this monologue.
We at *Devin Nunes' Cow* wish to thank Rep. Nunes for increasing our number of followers by 2 orders of magnitude. You sir, are the grand master of self-ownage.
*I'm actually surprised that Trump would actually keep Kelly-Ann on board with her husband getting at him like that, HA* this is gOLD!
_ps I can't take that "it" SNL skit out of my brain_
How could you, Devin Nunes' mom?! You should be proud of your little boy. To make it up to him, you need to pay him his allowance of a quarter of a billion dollars.
Absolutely brutal when a Twitter account called his Mom and a Cow gangs up against Nunes!
Oh Steve, find your way to Australia, we need you too !
OMG why was I not following George Conway on Twitter before now? It's gold!
To quote a colleague of Mr. Nunes "Wah, Wah".
Steve please don't do that Nunes smile again. It was scary.
Don't have a Twitter account--but I may have to change that. Cuz' how else can I follow Devin Nunes'
Cow? 😄
And this includes his wife ?
The Bickering Bickersons
I know this is gonna come out wrong, but I've just become a big fan of Devin Nunes' Mom. (And also, his cow... And, his @skin. Wronger?)
Devin Nunes' Mom's account is suspended :(
That legal formula would be true if Devin Nunes' reputation value was actually 1, but its less than that at this point.
There is no other anti-Trump late nighter like Colbert. He's fantastic.
It shows that Colbert has several siblings that are lawyers. He uses a lot of law-like reasoning and vocabulary. (This coming from a lawschool student)(funny: we are going over defamation this week and learning all about what is actionable) The parody twitter account joke is so funny and legally true. Keep it up Colbert you are a great legal mind.
Twitter, whatever quantifiable good it has done, or may yet do, is not, and can never be, your friend.
Whether impeachment or newly and qualified elected president, I hope someone will tell chump, "Your fired!" On tv, lol.
Tomorrow Devin Nunez is going to Sue RUclips users like me too. Snowflake.
I miss the days when the presidency was an institution. Now it's just circus.
I agree it became a circus about 11 years ago
@@Ilovegolfing77 11 years is too soon, since the meaningless gulf war seems like it's when it began to lose taste.
@@harrisn9783 your right it was probably about Waco
Keep it up George!!
KAC looks bad. She should stop drinking liquor maybe??
Has he never heard of the Streisand effect?!?!
Being a Californian apologize to everyone for this swarmy Guy.
The best thing to do is to subscribe to “COW” and explain it to him.
George conway would be an ideal dem candidate to go toe to toe with trump.
How can Kelly and her sane husband be married
Welcome to you America people. Man is toys. Soul . Comenly known as heart. Hailed of you America.
It's called the Streisand effect Nunes, I suggest you look it up lmao
So basically if you put blank piece of paper, and ask random people to draw on it, it’s the paper companies fault if the messages are bad?
Wait, wouldn't that be $125 million?
Followed!!!
Same here!
George Conway might have questionable judgement when it comes to picking a spouse, but that is some expert level shitposting
He should sue his mom for giving birth to him. The ultimate insult.
Colbert had me at “turd juggler”
In abnormal psychology, we have to create individuals and make case studies for them (and list diagnosis and treatments, etc.). One of my individuals was "Ronald Krump" who has Narcissistic Personality Disorder...in no way is this related to the president LMAO -_-
He's doing it again too.
The Streisand effect in full force.
Twitter is not biased. Twitter is a website that does not have sentience.
I’m pretty sure Colbert is the only one who actually read the terms of service
That must be a happy marriage.
Nunes needs to grow up.
Turd juggler 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
If his skin is that thin, get off Twitter and get out of politics. Your ego won't get bruised so easily.
Devin's cow has 686K follower now :)
Smiling for beginners 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Twitter is viscous and we love it xD
When Twits sue Twitter...
Nunes actually went on state tv to whine and cry about people on Twitter being mean to him?! What a baby. Almost as big a baby as Trump 😭
Smiling for beginners! LOL
You’re gonna get sued.
Weeks of material writes itself haha
Lol lol one of his best opening
"Proud graduate of Smiling for Beginners" 😂 Stephen's writers deserve a raise for that one!
I would greatly apreciate the opportunity to attend that course
And Jon Batiste played "Smile, though your heart is breaking,..."
Steven Colbert has obviously done his homework. Thank you Steven..
If Stephen Colbert as IQ was 3 points lower he would be a tree
@@Ilovegolfing77 Since you seem unable to form an coherent sentence, it might be a good idea to start taking English language classes.
@@aviralgupta393 who are you and why do I care?
Stephen, wrong formula. It was "value of reputation + 500 million dollars."
Actually it simply is "value of reputation" x -1
Yes!!!!!!!!!!!
I'd say his 'value of reputation' -> -∞
Looks like sound math to me!
In both capiralism and communism the poverty stricken population is limited to obeying the dictators and Plantation Owners writing the pay checks.
"I'm a strong constitutionalist! The founding fathers had it right!"
/someone practices free speech
"No! Only the free speech I approve. I deserve money! WAHHHH"
i'm sorry they couldn't explain it better, but it's not Colbert's strong suit.
"Biased against conservatives"
Your honor, I'd like to present exhibit A for the defense: the continuing existance of Donald Trumps twitter account
Exhibit B: Jack Dorsey himself, in presence of his lawyer admitted twitters rules lead to a bias against conservatives (Joe Rogan Podcast).
Of course Nunes is a lunatic for being outraged about two accounts he could block, btw.
If Nunes gets Twitter to crack down hard on trolls, his boss is gonna be mute.
Just what I was thinking! 😂😂😅😹
Jesus.. dont tease..
Zinger!!
Devin Nunes always looks to me like every dim-witted and socially awkward character played by Steve Carell rolled into one.
Omg he does lmao
We need to book Carell for the upcoming pseudo documentary 😂
At least Steve Carell was enjoyable to watch.
That's a tough one for me to admit... Steve is my number one celebrity crush
Steven should go on SNL to portray him. But then Steve is too famous now to do that...
Has this guy not heard of just... leaving Twitter? I stopped using it 'cause I was tired of the toxicity. I didn't sue Twitter for letting mean people on it.
And they call us snowflakes....
Twitter is a Privately Owned Public Square which can influence elections in individual nations. Jack Dorsey himself admits to a likely left-wing bias, and there exist unconstitutional politicies on hate-speech and suchlike, with at least one term of service using objectively ideological definitions, allowing for the political disenfranchisement of a 100% law-abiding US citizen or political candidate. Sentimentally I agree, but it's a little naive.
@@Hoganply In the US (as I assume you are also American), it's unconstitutional for the *government* to deny people free speech. Private entities such as Twitter are free to censor whatever kind of speech they like.
I'm not denying Twitter and other sites like it have an (often toxic) influence on elections and public policies, but it's not unconstitutional for them to censor hate speech or any other kind of speech they choose to, as they are not a public entity.
A grown man is whining about someone being mean to him 🤣😂
Grown ? Yeah in mad scientist's lab
Online, no less
Love child of Punch and Judy 😆🤣😂
This guy is sueing Twitter for ruining his good name. I believe you did that on your own sir.
Amen Ry.
Nunes and his "midnight run memo" ruined his own "reputation".
What was left of it, that is.🌼👏
There once was a snowflake named Devin
Whose mom disowned him at age 7
He’s all grown up now
he’s now suing a fucking cow
Which made twitter today comic heaven
Since when did Nunes get all high and mighty about transparency.
I think we need to have another investigation into the legality of his knowingly staging a false acquisition against Obama - in a willful attempt to damage his good reputation.
If a Trump boot licker couldn't say something hypocritical - they would have nothing to say at all.
Then there was the time he was going to "shut down" Mueller with his mighty.................list of Sean Hannity quotes🐮🍼🤣
Twitter was late to that party, but it can surely pile on to his heaping pile of manure.
As Tyrion Lannister would say of Nunes, "I'm not questioning your honour. I'm denying its existence."
He thinks twitter is biased against conservatives.
He doesn't seem to realize, it's the majority of the population that are against conservatives.
Did he not see the result of the last election? LOL
and with a name like Tyrion he sounds like the boss of Diablo 4
I cannot top this, so I will not try!
@@lawrencecole6527 SPOILERS MUCH!?!?!
"Proud Graduate for smiling for beginners"
Comedy Gold.........
Vote for the Colbert script writers in 2020.
Nunes face on his official account is also hilarious. He looks completely dumbfounded, which is probably his normal face.
BTW at this moment, @DevinCow's numbr of followers is 549K, while Nunes' is still under 400K. Well played, Devin, congrats for playing yourself.
Lol that ruined me omg
@Not Now How's the afterlife, Johnny?
@Not Now it's been a fantastic season. Thanks for asking Johnny!
hate to ruin the thumbs up score of 420 but it came from the heart...and I'm 421!
Why is it the people who called dems snowflakes and PC can do nothing but whine and cry when they get smacked with reality or criticism
@Susan Sullivan stop helping already
It's hilarious largely because Trump has got to be the biggest snowflake of them all...he's obsessed with the notion of his own specialness and he absolutely cannot take criticism.
Electric Sheep I think we found us the real rat in the trash
It's the far left shouting at the far right. Unfortunately, the canyon's growing increasingly smaller.
RE: Snowflake Trump: The pot also being black doesn't make the kettle not black. @@Corn_Pone_Flicks
So immature. So childish. Covfefe! 😂😂😂😂
I love George Conway. He's on my Christmas list FOR SURE!!! LOVE HIM!!
Don't. He's playing to make sure him and wifey are going to survive politically. It's a game
@@theworldiknow6482 I agree with you but Conway is a true CONSERVATIVE. Even though i might not agree with most of what he says.
When Fascism comes to America, it will be hugging the flag and signing Bibles.
Excellent !!! Bravo!!!
When?
shit too damn true
Sad but horribly true.
Think about how wacked out one has to be to want Trump to sign their Bible. It's alarming.
Holy shit that transition Colbert made with his hand over his face was perfect omg
Time ?
@@sinw88 2:20, and yes it was. Absolutely perfect. Classically trained actor.😜😂
Michael Berthelsen damn that wss good
@@sinw88 2:19
@@juliaconnell *2:20** ~ **2:19* Why would you do that?
And conservatives call us snowflakes ? Lmao.
Yeah
Lmao
Bruce Leroy yeah but we don’t sue twitter for hurting our feelings and banning everyone on our circlejerk subreddit who has a different opinion
They'll melt even faster when Bernie wins the next election.
@@couragekarnga8735 maybe. But, I'm really excited to see what happens here in California, cuz we moved up our primary.
Oh, this is rich. Nunes is suing Twitter for getting trolled, whilst he works for one of the biggest trolls on Twitter.
Correction: He doesn't "work" for one of the biggest trolls on Twitter, he has his head shoved up the ass of the biggest troll on Twitter.
Actually, although members of Congress are government employees, they do NOT work FOR the President. Congress and the Judiciary are co-equal with the President. Nunes may be a Trump sycophant, but he is NOT a Trump or Executive branch employee.
@@sleazybtd I take it you saw the delightful t-shirt graphic on Seth Meyers?
Not "one of", THE biggest troll on Twitter
Man, Kelly Anne's husband is a WAY more likable person than her.
mdudegamer so is Manson. He’s in jail.
@@BeaulieuTodd Manson is dead, but Mr Conway is alive and kicking and HOW THE HELL DOES THAT MARRIAGE WORK?!? I have many questions...
@@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 Who said the Conway marriage works?
@@jayyyzeee6409 Maybe it don't? I'm guessing they're sticking it out for those four kids...
@@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 Kellyanne isn't true believer, but opportunist. After Trump is gone she will claim how she was leaking about his insanity and write book.