Elden Ring but everything I do costs me progressively more runes
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- Опубликовано: 11 май 2024
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And what if I don't?
Targetted harassment
I already do, 11.7 in germany ground. Game is painful but if you like military you will enjoy it until you hit 2k hours and realize how stupid teams can be and how bad damage models are.
Nah
No, I respect myself
So you have free healthcare (flasks), no rent (resting at graces) and free transport (fast travel)? That's totally unrealistic.
So this is actually the Scandinavian run of Elden Ring.
To be fair, taking damage doesn't cost money IRL. It would make more sense if taking damage was free, but healing had a cost, since that would be healthcare.
@@jahrfuhlnehmconsidering everyone pays for those things via heavy taxation, they aren’t free.
@@mitchryan257 no shit, but you're getting taxed whether you get the no-cost-to-you healthcare and the other things or not
@@mitchryan257its cheaper on an individual basis than not. The taxation also isnt heavy across the board, so for the people in the lowest income brackets who barely pay taxes, these essential amenities are effectively free
Should've had where each painting you collected reduced the amount of runes you had to spend, as a Tax writeoff
Additional tax writeoff for giving Thops 10 runes
"... just like in real life. The more I make, the more I gotta pay."
Idk about that one
Yeah, there's a point at which that's true, and then if you get rich enough it just stops.
something tells me he doesn't understand marginal tax rates and like, real life tbh lol
@@satyasyasatyasya5746He's a business owner, I think he understands taxes
@@Arrakiz666 just like in the video!
Least senile liberal
Can’t have shit in the Lands Between. They taxed my adventure.
Ron Paul: and one day, we'll return together - to our bunker, filled with bars of gold.
The taxation joke seemed like the most obvious and logical one to go for, that would’ve been a great video title and intro skit.
In real life you'd be evading taxes the moment you started getting lots of runes and asking the government to subsidize the rune wage theft you commit against your spirit ashes
So real
"I have to go to Blaidd twice unless I murder Kale."
Capitalism
And if it was communism they would charge everyone for each step he took 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Aggy taking the same mindset into the Rykard fight that I do at the gas station. “Just don’t even look at the cost, it’s necessary”
I'm multitasking and during the Godrick fight I glanced at the screen and read the name over his health bar as "Godrick the Garfield" for a moment.
Same thing happened to me at 23:03 , "the Cathedral of Dragon Communism"
Haha that would be silly. That is the cat.
Ah yes, the “inflation” run. This was a fun one.
Rando no-hit vid when?
Look up "Elden Ring inflation" on your work computer to find out more!
rando no hit is finished
@@emmademontford3184 Obviously, and he's asking when it's gonna be edited and uploaded in the main channel
Ah yes, i remember this, look up Elden Ring Inflation
@@Russo_Von_CarnificiaI like you deeply as a friend and I'm going to choose not to even respond to that. *inflates you making you big and round*
I love that he starts as the Thief class, 10/10
Dont let EA personnel watch this video
Not like they are strangers to this idea
Wasn't it a guy from EA that suggested it costing money every time someone fired a bullet in a videogame?
@@bluecloud4652 yes and that guy got fired from EA because of his absurd idea (even by EA standard lol) from what I remember.
@@atan8986 I mean, world of tanks has premium ammo that costs to fire for anyone unwilling to grind for it. It certainly wasn't the idea that EA was against, it was its presentation.
@@adisca2k I don't play World of Tanks so I can't say much but wasn't it a free-to-play game, if so monetization from pay-to-win stuffs can't really be compared with $60-70 games where even normal bullets (from my understanding) cost real money. Also WoT can still be played in F2P way making premium ammos optional. But yeah, you are probably right about presentation since I don't understand about that part.
That moment where Blaidd and Darriwil killed each other was epic
seems like this challenge has...
taken its toll
YEEEAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!
I forgot how cursed this run was
> Starts with a generous loan and the absolute best tools available
> Kills and abuses everyone he can to save money
> Exploits unpaid labor
> Effortlessly blows past everything
> Becomes so stupidly rich he doesn't have to care about anything anymore
> Wins while underleveled because he was carried by the efforts of his empire
Wow, Aggy really got into the spirit of playing as Mr. Overlord Bezos in this run! I wonder what that says about ol' Jeffy, that his behavior is reminiscent of someone playing a game where you can be as unethical as you want with no consequences...
now talk about the amount of skill amd knowledge it took, as well as how much risk he took to make it happen.
@@omarfelix5287 are you defending bezos as a joke or are you just that stupid
I'm down to riff on the unethical rich as much as the next guy... but like only one of these applies.
Now when your enemies say "you'll pay for that" they mean it
Bro can beat the entire game with randomized bosses without being hit once but he can’t tell when he’s walking off a cliff. Truly a master of his craft
The cut at 17:46 is nuts, i replayed that so many times and it's so damn clean.
Elden Ring: EA Edition
"The more I make the more I gotta pay." -- damn, I wish that were real
Commie
@@mr.bucket3710 hi there, Senator Joseph McCarthy... why is your PFP from fallout? did you miss the part where those games are making fun of you? lmao
@@jacefairis1289LMFAOOO
@@mr.bucket3710 Proudly
@@linhilde Fasc and M@rxists get the no neck treatment for a reason.
Honestly, Twiggy Cracked Tear is overpowered for this run.
He used it tho
Can we appreciate the editing on this video?? It's honestly so impressive
i LOVE this editing. the numbers around the runes is soo well done
it's part of mod, it was like that on stream
Tax should increase up until you're in the end game, where you can get constant tax breaks, government bailouts, and have a separate fund run by your relatives so as to not pay taxes at all
Elden Ring: Real Life Simulator
3 minutes in the the video/14 minutes in the the run and Aggy's already implementing Slavery, good to know all great minds go to the same 'solution' in a system like this XD.
You know its going to be a good hour when Aggy uploads again
Miyazaki forcing Aggy to wait this long for the DLC has made him a capitalist😢
When do we get a video on your incredible No Hit Random ?
"just like in real life. The more I make, the more I gotta pay."
You got that one wrong chief!
You don’t understand economics.
@@justsomeguy6336you don't understand tax evasion
@@jplichta Do you have evidence for your claim?
@@justsomeguy6336 of course, what country do you want? Also universally, the rich pay less taxes in proportion to their income. Stop licking boots.
@@justsomeguy6336 exhibit one: Jeff Bezoz
i first saw this live and never expected to see it frl great job aggy love ur content
The "how will i ever recover financially from this" run
This run is genuinely the most emotion I've ever heard from this man and his dead soul
This mod is nuts! Serious props to the people who can do this stuff.
Lot of fun to watch and impressive af
37:08 that falling animation was hilarious
i would commit tax evasion in this run
They title should have been:
“Elden Ring by Activision”
Didn’t Activision publish FromSoftware’s previous game?
the transition in the malenia fight from the first reposte to the second one made me so happy
Finally aggy feeds us with another banger
Someone said nihil was covered by the warranty lmao
Within one minute there's something wrong... I pay more in taxes than most billionaires.
something wrong with real life, indeed :P
@@satyasyasatyasya5746 Yes, It's called capitalism
@@Michal-je1hx more like people need to be educated on avoiding taxes.
@@Ed95366 I mean this will solve at least some of the problems lol
@@Michal-je1hxthat's got nothing to do with capitalism. if they would pay 1000 times more in taxes because they are rich, it can still be capitalism.
Wow. Awesome work aggy. You made difficult parts look easy. 👍
The Celebrant's weapons have never sounded so optimal
I love American health care
statistically only like, two people are going to care
but 49:37 dear mister Crowell__, you wrote the macron on "ūnus", and for that, you have earned my respect
lol
Nice video as always and interesting challenge run, cheers from Germany
Margit, the Wallet Omen probably: "Thou art of passing bank balance. Old runes must pass through thy veins, Tarnished."
If EA Made Elden Ring:
This is what Elden ring would of been like if EA made it
Oh hey 1 minute, that’s pretty neat, love your videos btw
This is peak elden ring content, can't wait for the dlc
If EA created Elden Ring...
Normally I would skip the sponsor segments of videos. But since you were polite enough to let your viewers to know when it will be happening I guess I'll just have to show some kindness back and enjoy that ad-break.
55:48 that transition was so smooth it had be confused for a minute
That sounds a lot less like capitalism and more like the government, imposing taxes on the most absurd things in your life.
BUT YEAH, I LAUGHED A LOT WITH THIS ONE XD
oh man just wait till you hear which economic system incentivizes all those absurd taxes
@@glasnost0oh man just wait until you hear that the same system you’re mocking actually gives people an objectively higher standard of living.
And that that other one causes mass starvation.
@@justsomeguy6336 "taxes are silly and complicated because of regulatory capture by crony capitalist tax preparers" is the gentlest and most self-evident criticism of capitalism in the universe dude
if your immediate thought reading that is that I want to abolish private property and put orphans in bread lines that's kind of on you
@@glasnost0 crony Capitalism is when no taxes.
Yeah go get educated
Ah, yes, socialism is when government. The more government there is, the more socialism.
What if EA made Elden Ring:
"I don't have to try that hard" While fighting Beast Clergyman/Maliketh. The boss that nearly made me burn my house down
great video dude
communism when?
Now comrade
I feel like it would be pretty boring as a challenge run, because it would just be working well.
@@Arrakiz666OUR levels. Every time he levels up, every enemy also levels up
Never
Hopefully soon
I wanna do this for ds3 and 1, making me learn how to code productively, how dare. love the idea lad keep' it up
I will hate them for the rest of my life 2! 😂 interesting play through
Takes action economy to a whole new level.
8:58 More like, LilShaggy! LOL "He did the WeeeEEird COmbo, Scoob!"
good shit aggy
This reminds me of when I played through Dark Souls 2 (NG+) with just the hexes that cost money to use 😂
I wanna see a collab somehow between you and jabo switching speed runs and see you try his fallout 4 challenges and vice versa
17:36 bro tried to parry the wind
Jeff Besos as a thief, i see what you did there!
Morgott really laying the taxes heavy on the lands between
The ad parts got me questioning what happened behind the scenes lol
“The more I make, the more I pay up” haha if only that were true.
Just when you thought the Lands Between couldnt get worse
This needs to be an actual speedrun category lmao
When you need that walking around money.
Continued use of Bloodhound's Fang draws my ire, however, it is very in-character for Jeff Bezos, so I shall let it slide. For now.
Bro brought the economy to Elden ring
I like the idea of makong elden ring into a live service game. Sinilar to the random fog gates, you have to pay runes to enter areas. It would be neat if you could add to the challenge that the world doesnt reset when touching a site of grace
I don't think I've seen such a relatively passive gideon in my life
I think this run has demonstrated how invaluable it is to run past enemies instead of just walking and letting them catch up to you
The best ad announcer ever 😂
This is good content
E.A Execs *heavy breathing* WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN
Honestly, Mohg’s 500k runes is crazy when you do him earlier. That’s why I do him as the 2nd shardbearer cause you can get everything you need to get to him and the blood tear.
this truly is the ea of dark souls games
Would've been cool to see him use the celebrants skull as his weapon since it gives runes on hit
Probably wouldn't be worth it. The number of runes you get is so small that it almost certainly wouldn't be enough to outweigh the fact that the Celebrant weapons have low damage output.
When the most replayed part of the video is the sponsored section XD
I love your videos, keep making us laugh👑👑🥰
man they really did Morgott dirty with that health pool. like they hyped him a lot with all those projections he casts in your way and then you kill him in a couple of minutes. Cmon Greater Will, you gived him grace, give him some HP
Elden Ring but Supercell/Clash Royale Devs/Managers Created This Game.
You should do Another Crabs Treasure but Without Shells challenge!
Gideon getting revenge for all the times you kill him while talking.
Now i wanna see you beat the game by immediately killing everything you seen. We shall call it "the toddler challenge"
This but with real money and aggy goes into crippling debt
Wat. I have never seen that combo on Marge. Maybe I’m just stupid, but even after torch and punch only, where the fights are so long you actually just know every boss after that, Ive never come across that.
Like most ER Videos I watch my brain always jumps to the move I’d make, but that straight up gave me nothing.
Neither the diagonal downslash nor the double pirouette…
"The more I make, the more I gotta pay" bro lives in some kind of fantasy world where the rich pay their taxes lol
"There I helped" had me.
Pretty interesting idea, here is some other ideas:
Isn't upgrading with Sacred tears and Golden Seeds paying Premiums for Healthcare?
Is a Physick tear just a Prescribed Medicine you have to pay?
When you recall Torrent, does it cost a tapping fee for Transportation?
When you use or make equipment, does it cost runes to make?
If you transfer Crimson Tears to Blue Tears, does it cost a term fee per transfer?
Whenever you gain a Great Rune, can it give you a major tax cut?
If a Ash of War is activated, would you need to lease a contract for you to use it because it doesn't belong to you?
Does the same thing happen to Summons and Spirit Ashes? Do you have to pay in penalty whenever they die?
If an NPC gives you an item, do you need to loan it back to him over time?
If you kill an important NPC, do you have to pay for insurance fee and a penalty?
When you do invasions, does it need an entry fee to enter into it like a boss fight?
If you run out of runes, would you need to pay for overdrafts if you need to pop a rune again?
Whenever you use a Rune Arc, do you need to have a loan proportional to the percentage of runes you have?
Whenever you die, would you need to pay back with goodwill to cover for his debts?
Good stuff!!!
the ultimate real life experience
5:57 Elden Ring equivalent of reaction content lol