BOY DID I NOT EXPECT TO FIND A "GEM" LIKE THIS. Thankfully it's all over. Thank all of you that kept me sane over on twitch. If you want to hang out in the future, come give a follow! www.twitch.tv/jarek4gamingdragon
I usauly dont subscribe but there you go, I like your videos. Could you do Zeno Clash 1&2 Analysis because there is not much people knowing about it and I find them kinda cool + it did not get much positive rewiews.
"But none of that matters if the gameplay can carry it. So does it?" That stare just made me wanna insert Scott the Woz's "What have I been bitching about for the past 6 minutes"
This is the first lower-tier developer game you've covered that I've actually already played. I got it in a 90% off Steam sale, completed it in about 3 hours, then forgot it existed. I'm not running a high powered PC and not an expert on PC specs in general, so avoided having the launch issue you faced. I didn't notice the weird sound effect issues just because I didn't have that awareness but can totally hear it now you've pointed it out. I agree with how hilarious the voice acting was. Overall I agree with your points they just didn't bother me as much as it pissed you off. For the equivalent of $2 I found it acceptable. I'd never recommend it and I've put more thought into this comment than I did the entire game, but I didn't mind it. Hearing you shred it though was hilarious.
this is a game from an iranian studio... the game making in iran is worthless due to limitations of budget and market... but they do this and such these disasters happens...
@@teslashark it actually came out in 2013 and i bought it day one to support our local indie developer and the real voice acting is in persian but i think they poorly translated it to english that's why he didn't get the story and there are far better iranian game than this like children of morta and what happened . garshasp: the monster slayer and more ...
I love how the mic messing up became an integral part of you video line up. Like S.T.A.L.K.E.R. devs always say if its broken but works, its a feature not a bug.
I feel the pain for you, since I only play games with high movement speed (or relatively high) TF2,CS:GO,Battlefield 3/4, Dirty Bomb. uuuh just watching how slow you were was painful...
Less than two minutes into the video and the first thing I notice is that the death animations and ragdoll physics are realistic. It's strange how a lot of really crap games can usually do at least one small thing particularly well.
Hey, I know this game! in college the teaching assistant / lab instructor for one of my computer science classes told me he worked on some video games. I asked him which ones and he mentioned this one. I found it on Steam for like $3 a few days later. I bought it and played through it then told him I had beaten it. He asked me what I though of it. I told him it was alright, but that the ending battle made me want to pull my hair out.
If you get a chance maybe consider posting about the INI file fix to PCGW, maybe it could help out someone else that has this problem, you should be able to link to this vid as a reference too!
Curious, what do you think about XIII? The classic version released on steam a bit ago, still waiting to see if the remake is any good but I loved the classic on the OG Xbox.
You would've been better off playing a non-shooter shooter like Real Heroes Firefighter (great game) instead of this, RHF might not be a shooter in the traditional sense but god damn, every non-shooter would be better. I mean, I can give Chaser etc. a pass (okay, maybe not Hunt down the Refund) but... usually when I see bad games I get the urge to play them myself but no thanks.
Haha, still finding out about some FPS game thanks to you ! Thx Jarek. Could you by any chance tell me in which config file you change your resolution to 1440p please ? I cannot seem to find the right one in the game folder !
Go to steam\games\steamapps\common\E.T. Armies\UDKGame\Config Open up DefaultSystemSettings.ini and UDKSystemSettings.ini (It's one of these two don't remember which and I uninstalled this game as soon as I beat it) ResX=1920 ResY=1080
@@Jarekthegamingdragon Thanks ! I'm surprisingly digging the game (but then again, I usually like low budget FPS games haha). By the way, I played Legendary, You Are Empty and Dark Sector recently thanks to you and had a really great time on all 3 of them ! Cheers from France :)
Super Shit Tier: When a work is so bad, it's horrendous (I.E. Birds of Prey, Aliens: Colonial Marines, Hunt Down the Freeman, Sucker Punch, the films of Coleman Francis, The Last of Us Part II, and Woodstock '99).
@@jackietang3789 Because some of them are pretty good, I.E. Chronicles of Riddick: Escape from Butcher Bay, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, The Thing (2002), and, of course, a ton of games starring James Bond.
I still gave it a try now during the Steam sales. For an indie studio the game is graphically adequate with the sluggish combat as main deficiency. The first missions are okay but in the latter missions endless waves of enemies are thrown at you and you really need a good combat system then.
That's not a unique problem you faced from the 2000's PC days. Since the common resolution was 1080p and 720p most developers didn't make games for any higher resolution. I've run into that same problem with a few myself, I just left it in 1080p.
It's a common problem for games in the mid-late 2000's. It absolutely isn't common past that. Problem is, this game did not come out in the late 2000's. It came out in 2016. Also just leaving it in 1080p is not a solution. As I said, the game literally will not open if it is at its default resolution. It will try to open then immediately close until you change the resolution in an ini file. Playing at 1080p when I have a 1440p screen wouldn't be acceptable any way.
Do u ever plan on reviewing medal of honor 2010 and its sequel warfighter. I personally liked them especially the 2010 multiplayer, it was battlefield before we got modern battlefield. It's a shame that the series got put on ice.
Yep cause of the EA "Touch of Death", just look at Dead Space, C&C which up until it's remaster was reduced to nothing more than an sad joke of a mobile game, Crysis, Dragon Age etc.
Idk if you do mobile games but the Nova series is pretty interesting. It's pretty much a Halo clone but a pretty good one. I'm sure there's a way to play it on PC due to the many emulators out there
There's steam reviews that say this game has some of the best shooting of the past 5 years.(at the time this game released. 2016.) Just let that sink in that people actually think that lol
Please try out Boilint Point Road to hell, Xenus 2 these two games are the mother of the far cry series, russian OPEN WORLD FPS games. (+Precursors, open world halo last game made by studio before shutting down)
You know for a game with ET in the title you think that it was gonna be about aliens being the enemies... nope just generic human enemies and no aliens... feels like they wanted to do aliens but couldn't make them work so they changed them to human enemies only forgot to change the title.
This game looks and feels like someone set out to make the most generic Unreal Engine 3 late 7th gen / early 8th gen FPS possible. It coming out in 2016 puts it a bit behind the curve but that's indie gaming for ya. Still, I wouldn't put it in the same category as Chaser or Exodus from the Earth. Those games were terrible due to god-awful combat balancing and a complete failure to properly mark the critical path. E.T. Armies is just incredibly generic and somewhat below average (though the movement speed IS too slow given the size of the environments, a problem which feels very Unreal 2 to me). Then again I never ran into any of the gameplay issues like not being able to fire after a reload if you try to shoot during the reload, which I guess comes down to personal playstyle.
so the game basicly got delayed for about 3 years before releasing,the maker,raspina stuidos had issues releasing because of iranian laws with publishin and even with a release it was all funded by them which keep in mind,struggled to make enough for a living,hence why it being shit.the entire game making scene in iran is just lackluster at best and a dumpster fire at worste
BOY DID I NOT EXPECT TO FIND A "GEM" LIKE THIS. Thankfully it's all over. Thank all of you that kept me sane over on twitch. If you want to hang out in the future, come give a follow! www.twitch.tv/jarek4gamingdragon
I usauly dont subscribe but there you go, I like your videos.
Could you do Zeno Clash 1&2 Analysis because there is not much people knowing about it and I find them kinda cool + it did not get much positive rewiews.
I actually laughed out loud when the protagonist said "Noooooooooo" seeing his general sacrificed
It sounded sarcastic. Lel. In a decently written game, it would have worked. Here it just comes off as incompetent.
It's as bad as Mega Man 4's dubbed cutscenes.
Please let there be a video with Darth Vader edited in
It's the video game equivalent of Monkey Moses.
The main character's name is Aria. The project lead's name is also Aria
This game's story was probably based on his fever dream then
"But none of that matters if the gameplay can carry it. So does it?"
That stare just made me wanna insert Scott the Woz's "What have I been bitching about for the past 6 minutes"
UnbornDecay oh my god
This is a game... No wait, that's a compliment. This is garbage... No wait, that's still a compliment.
This...
...Is horrid
... is cockshit.
Needs to be erased
...needs an Exterminatus
Sucks!
can we real quick talk about how they're supposedly in the future and they still use *M1 Abrams*
bruh
Well the Abrams also mounts the Browning M2, a post WW1 machine gun.
Even worse is the Merkava next to it. It even looks like the Mk.1 version of it too
Can't improve perfection.
Probably cause it's developed by an Iranian studio 🤣
@@atomicspartan131 Yes but that Merkava is clearly futuristic because its entire turret recoils when firing.
Jarek: How much you guys want to make me suffer playing bad video games?
Jarek's community: Yes.
Jarek after every bad game: 6:49
I just realized this games weapons are pretty s8milar to the weapons from nova vanguard the mobile FPS game
No way they look almost identical lol.
Hmmmm, that sniper looks awfully close to the Gauss rifle from Crysis 3.
Ahh thought it looked familiar, that's definitely it
@@TheReliableBeacon I wonder if they ripped the model and did some re-working.
@Agent 005 Being named after a German mathematician the most accurate pronunciation would 'house' but with a 'g' instead of the 'h'.
@Agent 005 No such thing as stupid questions.
I've heard it pronounced both ways. I personally say Gouse (like house)
“Oh this doesn’t look that bad”
*several minutes later* “DEAR GOS”
The level design of this game is like an indoor speedball field except they changed the textures of the blow up cover to boxes
Thank you for making this video and warning everyone of legitimate trash.
This is the first lower-tier developer game you've covered that I've actually already played. I got it in a 90% off Steam sale, completed it in about 3 hours, then forgot it existed. I'm not running a high powered PC and not an expert on PC specs in general, so avoided having the launch issue you faced. I didn't notice the weird sound effect issues just because I didn't have that awareness but can totally hear it now you've pointed it out. I agree with how hilarious the voice acting was. Overall I agree with your points they just didn't bother me as much as it pissed you off. For the equivalent of $2 I found it acceptable. I'd never recommend it and I've put more thought into this comment than I did the entire game, but I didn't mind it. Hearing you shred it though was hilarious.
I feel like people’s enjoyment of a game is dependent on the price. Jarek got this thing for $15, and was not having it.
2 dollars is ok, this looks like a mobile game and it play like one.
They tip the cart from inside it? My brain is hurting.
Am I the only one who thinks this game is blatantly copying the crysis 2 aesthetic?
this is a game from an iranian studio... the game making in iran is worthless due to limitations of budget and market... but they do this and such these disasters happens...
A for effort, but they should have followed Wakaliwood's example and just look how much they paid
@@teslashark it actually came out in 2013 and i bought it day one to support our local indie developer and the real voice acting is in persian but i think they poorly translated it to english that's why he didn't get the story and there are far better iranian game than this like children of morta and what happened . garshasp: the monster slayer and more ...
I love how the mic messing up became an integral part of you video line up. Like S.T.A.L.K.E.R. devs always say if its broken but works, its a feature not a bug.
I feel the pain for you, since I only play games with high movement speed (or relatively high) TF2,CS:GO,Battlefield 3/4, Dirty Bomb. uuuh just watching how slow you were was painful...
Thank you for your service
Less than two minutes into the video and the first thing I notice is that the death animations and ragdoll physics are realistic. It's strange how a lot of really crap games can usually do at least one small thing particularly well.
How did I not notice that? This is coming from someone who used to watch real footage a lot.
That sniper sound sounded like underwater explosion for me
That noise your character makes when you die sounds like Darth Vader trying to run on a treadmill
Thanks for letting us hear the audio!
Hey, I know this game! in college the teaching assistant / lab instructor for one of my computer science classes told me he worked on some video games. I asked him which ones and he mentioned this one. I found it on Steam for like $3 a few days later. I bought it and played through it then told him I had beaten it. He asked me what I though of it. I told him it was alright, but that the ending battle made me want to pull my hair out.
3:48 The story intro looks like an X-com 2 loading screen complete with the camera swerving.
The voice acting reminds me of the episode of The Simpsons where Homer voice acts for poochy.
"I have to go now my planet needs me"
*Poochie died on the way back from his home planet*
the fucking 1990s era explosion animation in the opening cutscene tho
Could you do a review on the old delta force series ? i remember it was my first game series i ever played as a kid and i loved it
I saw you in the New Blood stream. Are you going to do something like Thief soon?
New blood stream? Also, not a big fan of stealth games so I don't plan on it.
@@Jarekthegamingdragon You should cover Dishonored bro, its an amazing game
If you get a chance maybe consider posting about the INI file fix to PCGW, maybe it could help out someone else that has this problem, you should be able to link to this vid as a reference too!
Curious, what do you think about XIII? The classic version released on steam a bit ago, still waiting to see if the remake is any good but I loved the classic on the OG Xbox.
I was so excited to see another hidden gem, but boy was I wrong! :(
You would've been better off playing a non-shooter shooter like Real Heroes Firefighter (great game) instead of this, RHF might not be a shooter in the traditional sense but god damn, every non-shooter would be better. I mean, I can give Chaser etc. a pass (okay, maybe not Hunt down the Refund) but... usually when I see bad games I get the urge to play them myself but no thanks.
This channel is underrated
Haha, still finding out about some FPS game thanks to you ! Thx Jarek. Could you by any chance tell me in which config file you change your resolution to 1440p please ? I cannot seem to find the right one in the game folder !
Go to steam\games\steamapps\common\E.T. Armies\UDKGame\Config
Open up DefaultSystemSettings.ini and UDKSystemSettings.ini (It's one of these two don't remember which and I uninstalled this game as soon as I beat it)
ResX=1920
ResY=1080
@@Jarekthegamingdragon Thanks ! I'm surprisingly digging the game (but then again, I usually like low budget FPS games haha). By the way, I played Legendary, You Are Empty and Dark Sector recently thanks to you and had a really great time on all 3 of them ! Cheers from France :)
@@Romain_Derelicts legendary is actually really good.
at 6:23 you can notice the sound of a M4A1 of the game Counter strike, it happens so quick.
Enjoying that TS2 soundtrack around the start
Hi, Jarek. Maybe you should make "Blood: Fresh Supply Review". It would be great!
Check out Turok (2008)! I was fascinated about this game when i was a kid...i would like to see your opinion about it😁
I read that VERY BAD in The Heavy's voice.
The Generals voice actor legitimately sounds like they’re doing the worst Optimus Prime impression they could.
Lol yeah... Looks terrific! Hope you are staying safe Jarek, I recall you saying you live in Seattle and I've seen a lot of crazy shit going on there.
I live in Portland, not Seattle. The news has been misreporting a lot of stuff in both cities frustratingly enough.
@@Jarekthegamingdragon Ahh I gotcha, idk why tf I thought Seattle...
Voice acting level: the room.
Best game ever then
Super Shit Tier: When a work is so bad, it's horrendous (I.E. Birds of Prey, Aliens: Colonial Marines, Hunt Down the Freeman, Sucker Punch, the films of Coleman Francis, The Last of Us Part II, and Woodstock '99).
Sucker Punch ain't bad at all.
@@frankystein9370 Dude, *NO.*
Just..... *_NO._*
I don't see most movie licensed video games here
@@jackietang3789 Because some of them are pretty good, I.E. Chronicles of Riddick: Escape from Butcher Bay, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, The Thing (2002), and, of course, a ton of games starring James Bond.
@@NebLleb Don't forget Star Wars Battlefront 2, the 2005 version by Pandemic.
I still gave it a try now during the Steam sales. For an indie studio the game is graphically adequate with the sluggish combat as main deficiency. The first missions are okay but in the latter missions endless waves of enemies are thrown at you and you really need a good combat system then.
i hope you edited the pcgamingwiki page for this game
Do you like the colour red?
TBH, the voice quailty sounds like it came out from an old Goldsource Half-life.
Check out the game Pariah (2005)
GRUMPY as.. always General! They are HERE - thats why we need.. you!
Chaser was awesome though? Story was a bit meh but the variety of guns and environments was amazing.
OH GOD NO, NO GOD NO, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
It looks like they were planning to make a rip off mobile game but released it on pc for some reason.
You should make a video on brothers in arms hells highway. The gameplay is super fun the story is eh but it’s so underrated imo
I remember watching you stream this. Man was it rough lmao
5:47 who ever the voice actor is thought he was playing sam fisher not the general guy
So is that "NNnnnnooooo!" line better or worse than Mega Man X4's "WHAT AM I FIGHTING FOOOOOOOR!!" line?
HAHAHA that scene where they tip over the cart by pushing it from inside
that cutscene gave me cancer and required me to retake high school physics
That's not a unique problem you faced from the 2000's PC days. Since the common resolution was 1080p and 720p most developers didn't make games for any higher resolution. I've run into that same problem with a few myself, I just left it in 1080p.
It's a common problem for games in the mid-late 2000's. It absolutely isn't common past that. Problem is, this game did not come out in the late 2000's. It came out in 2016. Also just leaving it in 1080p is not a solution. As I said, the game literally will not open if it is at its default resolution. It will try to open then immediately close until you change the resolution in an ini file. Playing at 1080p when I have a 1440p screen wouldn't be acceptable any way.
I have sinned... I finished this game, long before Jarek touched upon it. I have seen the horrors... Do not go there.
Guys,they didn't had more than 3000 thousands dollars for making this
They did a pretty good job
Yeee boi 28k away :D
Do u ever plan on reviewing medal of honor 2010 and its sequel warfighter. I personally liked them especially the 2010 multiplayer, it was battlefield before we got modern battlefield. It's a shame that the series got put on ice.
Yep cause of the EA "Touch of Death", just look at Dead Space, C&C which up until it's remaster was reduced to nothing more than an sad joke of a mobile game, Crysis, Dragon Age etc.
@@jackietang3789 EA is where good franchises/developers go to die
I looked to buy that a few times, haha, won't bother now.
I've never heard of this game, ever.
Wait, are you playing your games with Vsync ON?
2:51 sounds like Halo 2 rocket launcher lmao
Finally, a "Nooooooo" to rival monkey moses! This battle shall be.... legendary?
Idk if you do mobile games but the Nova series is pretty interesting. It's pretty much a Halo clone but a pretty good one. I'm sure there's a way to play it on PC due to the many emulators out there
The story is still better than Black Ops 3's story
aaaaaaaahahhahahahaha, nothing like a good old roasting from Jarak to get the gaming blood flowing lol....love your videos my dude.
There's steam reviews that say this game has some of the best shooting of the past 5 years.(at the time this game released. 2016.) Just let that sink in that people actually think that lol
Lmao the gun sounds are more worse than Söldner Secret Wars
Will you ever cover *The Void?*
Maybe if it was a f2p mobile game...
Nah, who am I kidding.
General's voice like...like...like... Optimus Prime!?
Please try out Boilint Point Road to hell, Xenus 2 these two games are the mother of the far cry series, russian OPEN WORLD FPS games. (+Precursors, open world halo last game made by studio before shutting down)
Boiling Point is kind of a STALKER predecessor, same engine but it has working vehicles.
You should check out an fps called Vivisector
E.T. armies more like E.A. armies with that bloom
You know for a game with ET in the title you think that it was gonna be about aliens being the enemies... nope just generic human enemies and no aliens... feels like they wanted to do aliens but couldn't make them work so they changed them to human enemies only forgot to change the title.
Ngl that dialogue comes off like something out of The Room
This game looks and feels like someone set out to make the most generic Unreal Engine 3 late 7th gen / early 8th gen FPS possible. It coming out in 2016 puts it a bit behind the curve but that's indie gaming for ya. Still, I wouldn't put it in the same category as Chaser or Exodus from the Earth. Those games were terrible due to god-awful combat balancing and a complete failure to properly mark the critical path. E.T. Armies is just incredibly generic and somewhat below average (though the movement speed IS too slow given the size of the environments, a problem which feels very Unreal 2 to me). Then again I never ran into any of the gameplay issues like not being able to fire after a reload if you try to shoot during the reload, which I guess comes down to personal playstyle.
I bought that game and I know it sucks.
I didn't finish it.
But now, I will.
I'll come back with my final verdict
Why does this look like a game I played in 2009?
This is a Gem that's for sure
i think i can smell shite... yes i can definitely smell shite
Should we wait Battle for LA?
Am I crazy? Or do I like the way this game looks visually?
i recently played detroid become human 5 hours felt like 1
Give homefront a playthough!
Highly underrated
yo the games iranian mate these guys have the budget of a homless guy tbh.i have more details on the game if anyone is intrested read below
so the game basicly got delayed for about 3 years before releasing,the maker,raspina stuidos had issues releasing because of iranian laws with publishin and even with a release it was all funded by them which keep in mind,struggled to make enough for a living,hence why it being shit.the entire game making scene in iran is just lackluster at best and a dumpster fire at worste
At least it's not an asset flip... I guess?
You actually have a melee in the game, its on V
O and they make games to get tax write offs if you ain’t know
oh right i have this game cause i got it through a steam key. still never played it
Fursuit reveal for 200k?
Pssh, I wish. Suits are expensive af. I don't have money for that.
So it’s like perfect dark zero
It looks like one of the Nova games by gameloft
The names are iranian
Nothing hurts me more than bland indie SciFi with no originality
Add all the bloom to cover up our shit game