Analyzing Bethesda's WORST Game - Rogue Warrior - JarekTheGamingDragon
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So I suppose this is all a sort of case study, and it shows us the reason why...
...what happens in Rainbow 6 Vegas stays in Rainbow 6 Vegas
oh, like you'd be able to resist if you thought of it :D
Hey Jarek you schould check a game out with the name iron storm which can be found on gog. It's some old school first person shooter that plays out in wwI
Vanossgaming monster
Hey, Jarek. This character in Rogue Warrior looks like Frank Castle/The Punisher. He has badass
This Game is a Total Goat Fuck
This game is basically a tourettes ridden Mickey Rourke going on a killing spree in North Korea.
i think even that'd be better than the game
@@BeansAndWeens Even better than gun-toting one-liner f-bomb dropping Johnny Gat voiced by Daniel Dae-Kim. It's always a blast to hear actors let loose and say extremely obscene stuffs.
Note about Marcinko: Creater/founder of ST 6... Read his autobio, really interesting.
wow ,was really surprised you never heard of this game :)
back then this was huge news ,really big
Did Mickey Rourke actually read the script or did he just get pissed off with the sound technician and started cussing him out and they kept recording?
"The stuttering frame rate is a feature, not a bug, to heighten the anxiety of military ops combat."
-Bethesda, probably
It just Works
This game has 16 times the swear-rate.
This is something Pete "The Hack" Hines would unironically say.
Tbf bethesda didn't developed the game, they only published them
I unironically want more games starring this character.
More games with Mickey Rourke doing VO simply for the paycheck, also.
He gave zero effort here and it's hilarious.
same
I Unironically want more games like this
The lesson of the day: Swear often, it makes you sound cooler and smarter with a large knowledge of vocabulary... Heck!
money
What the fuck are you talking about. Oh well fuck it, at first I thought you were more full of shit than a craper with a fucked up flushing mechanism, but when I pull my head out of my ass and think about it, it actually makes some fucking sense
Yeah dats what dan houser believes in
So this is how the DMC reboot was made
Jerry Lundegaard!
-Mom, can we have Duke Nuke?
-We have Duke Nukem at home.
Duke Nukem at home:
Big oof
Dukey Nukey
Dick Kickem
DUKI NUKI
@@dopey473 Nukey McBoing Boing
ah rouge warrior, a game where a stealth kill is just throwing someone screaming over a ledge in full view and earshot of everybody
Don't forget screaming swear words while trying to be stealthy
Ah yeee yeee 🤦🏻♂️
Ah yeee yeee 🤦🏻♂️
The word is rogue
Rouge is a character from sonic
God bless "Tricky" Dick Marcinko. Dude created the Teams and then went crazy and tried to be Tom Clancy.
Yeah, pretty much. He must've heard of Clancy's successes with Rainbow Six and Ghost Recon and decided "Hey, I can do that, too!"
Cue the latest entry in Jarek's "Super-Shit Tier" saga.
@@NebLleb Thank all the patron saints and spirits that Tom Kratman didn't have any games
@@teslashark Tom Kratman? Who's he?
@@NebLleb Even worse writer than Marcinko, even less war history behind him
@@teslashark How bad is he?
How many Navy SEALs does it take to change a light bulb?
3. One to change it, two to write the book.
How many Marines does it take to change a light bulb?
Nobody has been able to stop them from eating crayons long enough to find out
How many armys does it take to chane a light bulb
One this isnt a joke
No...4 you forgot the other guy to claim that he shot the light bulb in the middle of the night...then write s book about it.
Bad or not, this game is fucking hilarious.
The rap at the end is so funny. It's gotta be self aware.
Yeah I feel like at first this game was supposed to be serious but some devs realized this is is silly and stupid so they added stuff like this
It definitive is and I unironically love the game for even having the gull to include something so random
Somebody on the sound team was simply out of fucks to give.
This game is a guilty pleasure of mine, but mostly because of Mickey Rourke shouting nonsensical profanities and cringy oneliners, that are so bad they're actually awesome. And for better or worse: the game is only about 2 - 3 hours long, so the torture doesn't last long. 😁
My favourite line: "Looks like the douchebag convention is in town."
It’s one of those games that’s so bad that it’s good. Wouldn’t recommend playing it for $60 though…
"Total goat fu*k" what a line.
Shoot, I thought he was saying it's a total dope f*ck.
Gotta remember that one.
@@AJOmega2 see that's how good the line is ! It's one line that sounds like 12 lines 🤣
@@zerophantomyt433 exactly imma use it more often from now on
This game is The Room of video games for me. Bought it randomly a few years ago for PS3 for about 2$ and played it with a buddy. We had great laughs over the Mickey Rourke dialog and end credits rap. What were they thinking?
Same.
Grabbed it for $3, maybe $4 for the 360, got a case of beer, and me and a buddy fired it up and spent the next couple hours laughing our asses off. This was the time period where me and my friends would go to GameStop and spend $20 on four or five 360/PS3 era games we found because it was cheaper and more fun than going to the movies, the Xbone had just come out so all the previous gen inventory was getting basically given away, and I had my home theater setup with a projector firing at a 10' screen, which none of these games deserved.
Played a lot of _BAD_ stuff, started to play some worse stuff and left it alone, never to be touched again (Shellshock 2, I'm looking at you); and then found some nuggets of fools gold like this absolute trainwreck. Fun times.
This game was super, crazy ambitious at the start and then they scrapped the whole damn thing because it was so broken, and hired this dev team to basically rewrite the whole thing, and shit the game out in 6 months. It shows.
Thinking,
🤔 what thinking?
🙃
Duke Nukem Forever for me, at $5
No, I’d say it’s more like playing a video game version of a Steven Seagal movie.
@@Morningstar91939holy shit that's accurate.
*Fun Fact* : the CEO of Rebellion is a popular Medieval History RUclipsr known by his channel “Modern History TV”
Wait what
I cannot believe this is real. The more I learn about Rebellion the more weird things I find out.
I've watched some of the videos from him, didn't know he was the CEO of Rebellion, that's dope
I love that guy I didn’t know he was with rebellion
He also owns the legendary british comic magazine 2000 AD. You know, Judge Dredd, ABC Warriors, Strontium Dog and all that cool shieet.
6:21 that sounds like the tf2 base sniper rifle
You're right it does
Holy shit it's almost identical lol
Sonic boon Dynamic Range Sound library, disc 1, track 33. it's stock audio.
Rogue warrior is essentially Rainbow Six Vegas, with 15 swears every 3 seconds and it's really bad, the rap at the end sounds like batman singing. 🤣
I swear the dialogue of this game was wrote by 12 years old from COD Lobbies in Xbox Live.
It might just be a compilation of greatest hits from MW2 lobbies 😂
h-h-hahahahahahahah😂😂
Or some goofy Russian raging on L4D2, but with an American accent lol
Black ops 2 Lobbies
I want that rap song when they're lowering my coffin
This is the best worst game ever thanks to the voice acting.
"Jesus Christ! Abort!"
*Game crashes*
I guess he Dick listened to orders after all!
This game is so bad..it's actually good, "Dick"Marcinko is probably like this in real life.Hey Jarek,any chance you will cover Kane&Lynch?
Those are flawed, but interesting games. The motion blur and camera shake in the second game is atrocious, though.
I literally CRIED tears of joy because how hilariously bad this game was.
*IT'S. JUST. BAD.*
Jarek, what do you think is worse on the list of Super Shit Tier Games? XIII 2020, Chaser, or Rogue Warrior?
The mmo genre
At least chaser has a map editor that makes it somewhat moddable.
The biggest loss in all this was the original game that was being built. A 4 player open world campaign behind enemy lines that was essentially a more serious take on the "conflict Series" with survival elements. At the time the publisher couldn't fathom why anyone would want to manage survival elements in a military shooter. Only a few years later DayZ and forks of DayZ took over the gaming landscape. The tiled randomly generated Multiplayer was also ahead of it's time.
Jarek: "Analysing Bethesda's worst game"
Me: Fallout 76?
Jarek: Rogue Warrior
Me: Oh... Who?
Fallout 76 looks better than this crap.
@@cursedhawkins1305 Honestly, now, 76 is... decent? I guess. Not great, but perfectly playable, and... fun, I guess.
@@TNOFanZacharie Well... there's also the whole pay to win situation (last I heard) going on so even though its playable and won't make your PC break once its booted up there's now the situation of the skill ceiling being extremely out of a starter's league.
@@cursedhawkins1305 It plays much much worse though.
Again that’s likely stemming from the pay to win situation that last I heard was going on, but in regards to the game’s performance its better than this piece of trash.
This game is HILARIOUS to play with your buddies.
I remember grabbing it for like $3 and playing through the entire campaign with my buds while passing the controller around between levels and killing a case of shitbeer. If you embrace the camp and general shittiness, it's actually really fun for a quick romp and it's both cheap and short enough not to feel like ya got ripped off.
Absolute trash. I love it.
This game is pure gold
This is the best game for a 12 year old. I know because a classmate of mine was telling me how cool it is for days, when we went to his home to play it he kept acting like it's the most badass game ever because of all the swearing... until his mom came over and forced us to close it xD
Same case here. 12 years old, buddy of mine got this game and swore up and down it was the best game he ever played AFTER playing gems like Modern Warfare 2 and God of War 3. I haven't talked to that friend in about 10 years.
@@TheOneTrueLevi good
So fun story; I used to do a gaming channel with my buddy, and we had a series looking at bad games of all genres. A regular viewer kept requesting we do this game.
Having watched this, I completely see why he said it would be perfect for us.
Oh, and that credits rap genuinely made me bust a gut laughing.
I've worked with Rebellion a little in the past, and knowing their sense of humour I've got a guess about how this game got the atmosphere it has. If Zombie's run at the game was played straight, I could very much imagine Rebellion taking the reins, deciding that would never work, and putting a satirical spin on it a la 2000 AD. This is the company that owns Judge Dredd, after all.
Spas-12 has a magazine because they didn't want to animate the hand inserting shells. There is supposedly a spas-14 prototype that is essentially a spas-12 with a magazine similar to a spas-15, but it was certainly not the basis as it's a prototype, much like the crazy p90 looking shotgun franchi mod 410 proto
If I wanted to play an FPS with a sailor-mouth protagonist, I'd go play Bulletstorm.
At least Bulletstorm was fully aware of what it was. Unlike THIS!!!!
That game is Amazing.. I enjoyed Bulletstorm
The Inside Gaming/FunHaus playthrough of this is incredible.
I can hear them laughing menacingly
If anything, this video made me want to buy it
god i remember this. i played it drunk with my friends laughing the entire time. by the end i had given up and was trying to quickscope and knife everyone. beat it under 2 hours but decided to keep it since it was so funny
I'm 100 percent now going to play this! 🤣.
Hey Jarek, are you some kind of masochist? I like your videos, but theres been a while you're playing just games that I just wished to forget that even existed
Chex Quest music playing in the background of the ad LOL
That rap is still a 1000 times better than something like migos.
When i was a kid and i played this game for the first time it got me laughing. There's even a point that i dont care the story anymore.
How did it run?
@@raddox7 it's fine actually
"This guy won't expect this! Knife to the throat!"- Broteam Pill
Ohhh THIS will be a treat
I feel like you have made a empire off your suffering of playing bad FPS games...so keep it up.
You should make a video on the 6th generation Medal of honor games.
11:10 it's like he's taunting you as he freezes your pc.
I remember being very confused as a kid when this game debuted at E3 and they had Dick Marcinko singing its praises in an interview while they kept replaying the same 10 seconds of footage. I think, lot a lot of people who once did important work, that his book money and government retirement ran low and he sought out projects like this one.
I would love to see this on Xbox Game Pass lol
11:11 best line
Sounds like Wolfenstein - Youngblood, made not by one but TWO great developers and yet it was disaster, that was surprise but not welcomed one...
its not that bad.......but i was fucked up on hydrocodone at the time so i could be wrong. i did enjoy it when i played it
Uhhh okay
I had tonsillitis at the time so the doc gave me some plus antibiotics
Watching funhaus play this back in the day was pure comedy GOLD.
11:12 best. quote. Ever
I've wanted to play this game to experience how bad it is, but i cant bring myself to play it because of how bad it is.
You should drink about that.
afaik this was one of *two* games developed by Rebellion's then-recent Derby branch, which was in fact, the remnants of Core Design, the original developers of the Tomb Raider franchise. Eidos chose to cut their losses with this studio after the critical and commercial bomb that was Tomb Raider The Angel of Darkness and sold them to Rebellion who was trying to expand, but in turn, that meant a mass exodus of talent, an unqualified junior staff who had no experience in HD development, and extremely tight deadlines to even get two games out of the door. Those two being Shellshock 2 and Rogue Warrior. The last of the old guard at Core understandably despised this experience and chose to get out of the game industry after Rebellion chose to shut it down entirely following this game. It's a total tragedy.
i heard rogue warrior from one of the book in my country and nominated the quickest game to finish in about 1 hour.
You know its gonna be good when he says its worse than HDTF
At least rouge warrior is 2-3 hours long. Good bad like the room media shouldn’t be too long.
I did recommend this and rogue trooper
The Main Character curses more than the AVGN and 90% of the characters from South Park
I'm pretty sure Bethesda and Rebellion were trolling hard with this game, I mean the ending rap song kind of cements it as a meme
10:31:This part pissed me off because I remember Shane and Adam from Rerez counted how much time these two fuckers had to get away from that NK.9 seconds.MORE THAN NINE SECONDS.AND THEY STAND THERE LIKE AN MMORPG NPC.
It reminds of a Steven Segal movie.
That’s all I need to say.
I remember a friend of mine showing me this game for the first time. The first mission made us laugh so hard we had to walk away
As a side note, my theory for the box mag Spas 12 is that the developers of this disaster were too lazy to make a reload animation of one shell at a time
Let's play a game, every time the main character swear take a drink
You can try to do this but if you're going with beer, you'll get the burps and feel awful just after the tutorial section.
If you try it with liquor, you're just gonna fuckin' die.
@@skuzzyj would be dead by alcohol poisoning before the first level even end
@@mohamednail1707
Yeah, pretty much
This whole game is a total goat fuck.
Dat rap, 11/10.
I remember watching DX do a full let's play of this game.
The most hilarious experience I've ever had, ngl.
"it just works" - Todd Howard
If Steven Segul had a game it would be like this
"Bethesda's worst game."
And THE WORST FPS I'VE EVER PLAYED IN MY LIFE!
I've played a lot of shit games in my life and I still manage to find something, anything, remotely enjoyable in them.
For Rogue Warrior: NO WAY, I can't even enjoy the awful and bland story, boring even by FPS standards gameplay, and the fact that it's based off of, IMO, the most overrated cheese dick of a Navy Seal.
Every time I play this game, it honestly gives me a migraine every time I play it and that's the best way I can describe this game: an awful migraine that makes me wish for the sweet release of death.
I'd rather go back to playing Shellshock 2: Blood Trails.
0/10: DO NOT PLAY OR RECOMMEND! or KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!
Bethesda:"We don't sell Wolfenstein (2009) as we think Activision did a crappy job
Also Bethesda:Still sells Rogue Warrior.
They're probably doing it in a desperate attempt to recoup their losses with this game.
The Virgin Rogue Warrior VS The Chad Soldier of Fortune
Both games feature a protagonist who really existed and while they're exaggerated on what actually happened at least the latter was fun and came out at least a decade before.
He's giving me Steven Segal vibes 😭
I'm surprised you only heard of this game recently. It's infamous haha.
This game is worth playing just for the credits alone.
RUclips demanded I verify my age with ID to watch the video you linked to with all the sweary Mickey Rourke lines.
New objective : Get the fuck off the dam
Swearing = cool
😏 have a copy for x360, NO STUTTERS/crashing...
still RW,🙄
😐
I feel like "It's a total GOAT FUCK" should be on the thumbnail
When I was an edgy teenager I actually beat the game twice, because I read somewhere about its excessive violence and I didn't even know what "bad" could mean in a videogame, it was a wild time
Hunt down the freeman but Big Mitch talks every 2 Seconds
HOW THE FUCK RUclips NOT NOTIFY ME OF FRIDAY MORNING JAREK (THE BEST JAREK)???????
"SPAS with boxed magazine is not real, it can't hurt you"
**SPAS with boxed magazine**
Ohh nooo this game... whenever this game pops up it always feels like a fever dream to me because it's just so bad
Everytime the game crashed I thought my wifi had a problem
I could swear you already reviewed this one.
You already did find a game worse that hunt down the freeman....its called the 13 remake
Duuuude yessss finally 🤣😂
0:51: This is… awfully sus when you realize this is Vanoss and Wildcat.
Any people still remember Novalogic's Delta Force Blackhawk Down series and Joint Operations Typhoon Rising? Both games played pretty similar to Battlefield especially Joint Operations which was considered a Battlefield Killer, but both games were largely forgotten once Battlefield 2 released even though they had their own unique features. I also just learned about that Rebellion did the PS2 console port of Delta Force Blackhawk Down and didn't know the original Xbox version supported 50 players! Why were both games just forgotten though is beyond me.
mickey rourke's performance is the only thing making the game worth more than 0
you're mistaken, Bethesdas worst game is all of them
Well, that's on brand for Bethesda and this time they didn't had fans to fix their broken shit
I played it on 360. I don't think it crashed or froze near as much. I would play it again.
That end credit rap is so good it's better than Eminem.
It should have been called steven seagal's warrior wet dream
This has to be satire. That rap in the credits.
What a beautiful video to wake up to.