I’m so late to this, but I feel like this whole video is literally just Mark flexing that he learned how to cry at will when he was acting in Canada. 😂
Also, I’m truly sorry that I broke the ‘truly disgusting, that “Takis” would do this horrible thing’ chain. Don’t hate me, commenters of RUclips. I make mistakes. I’m only human, after all.
there are actually recipes out there to recreate the takis powder, if you're ever interested in doing it mark. i think the closest one is where you use lemon lime koolaid powder, chili powder, salt and habanero powder
You need to know the correct amounts of each component for it, but if you just want to make your own, then I suppose, season to your own personal taste preferences (?) 0.o
coming back here to say there's a really good off-brand takis line called Fieras, they're found at the Dollar Store and theyre p much the same in my opinion. almost every bag has a TON of powder, and dare i say they're spicier than takis. im actually eating a bag as i revisit this video, and while my bag is a bit stale (bc i bought it last week), the spice is still there if not amplified. im in tears bc of how spicy it is and it's AWESOME
I mean who says he isn't already? The only difference between Mark's fan base and a cult is the fact that mark isn't preaching a religion to us. His charisma just inspires our undying loyalty to him like a cult.
If Markiplier had a P.O. box, I would buy a bunch of bags of takis, eat the chips, and save the excess dust, then fill a large ziploc bag with it and send it to him. I only hope the bag doesn't look like a bag of coccaine in the x-ray machines
I'm fine with how he eats Takis. However, as a Marylander I must say that if he ever treats crabs like this I will be unsure whether to applaud the feat or send him to Poseidon.
Honestly, that was such an interesting experiment! I looked at Marky and watched how he's crying and I thought "I wanna learn it how is he doing that?" And I stand in front of mirror and start talking with myself and eventually I did it ! Holly crap, real tears(not salty for some reason), naturally red eyes, I am even a bit proud of myself
“[Redacted]”? Oh mark, you are sticking to that joke better than I stuck to the last two years of life. And I love it. Never Forgetti, the weird Spaghetti. Let us now dance…
If I didn’t look at the title of this video and if you told me that this is a RUclips apology when I’ve only watched a few seconds of this video, I would’ve believed you.
Markiplier really out here making more emotionally driven content about junk food sponsorships then all of Hollywood Combined can manage with actual movies etc these days. I’m sure you hear this all the time Mark, but you’re very talented.
If anyone has looked through the 6 other reply comments and wonders why there is a guy called Logan calling his content better than mark’s. He is prob a bot looking to get new viewers for his Fortnite channel. I havnt even checked him out cause no one should. It is obv bait
![[🅑🅡🅐🅝🅓] is Dead to Me](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/u5wPDH8v2ic/mqdefault.jpg)
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Truly disgusting, that “Takis” would do this horrible thing.
stop, no, please, that’s done
😔✊
Please- Please no ;-;
this format will never die
What's up checkmark
Remember kids, if someone offers you a brightly colored bag of powder, just say no. You could end up like Markiplier.
Nah, it’s a combination of real emotions and cocaine.
ya ruininin it
bruhhh
uhhhhh
Um do u mean coke
Alternate title: 20 minutes and 25 seconds of Markiplier answering his own question about why companies don't sponsor him
Glad to see I'm not the only one, this far behind on the videos😂
Don't you mean another 20 minutes
@@jamesp9907 That too
I havent seen Markiplier getting sponsored, I think he just dislikes having sponsors in his video, he does earn alot on youtube alone
Its actually 26 seconds
You know he’s really in pain when he no longer rips the bags open like he’s performing a C-section
what kind of c sections have you been preforming 😰
😢😂
Mark: “I’m not that emotional” also Mark: *Starts video off with crying because takis sponsored someone else*
Delete this
Truly disgusting that “Takis” would do such a horrible thing.
Why you gotta be like this
lolololololol
@@camelsoup02 so? Lmao
Takis should contact him and say "We'll sponsor you on one condition: Eat the Takis correctly." 😂😂😂
DONT BREAK THE CHAIN!
What do you mean "correctly", is that not the proper way?
Chewing it and swallowing it, it's not like he's going to get fat
Lmao, that's why I couldn't finish his last takis video. He was poking my OCD bear so hard
Lol
as someone who hasn’t watched markiplier regularly in like 7 years these sponsorship videos are both very confusing yet somehow very entertaining
Hah yeah man
Thats the thing. None of these were sponsored videos. These were markiplier TRYING to get sponsored
@ihonestlythinkthatthismaybethelongestnamethereis after seeing the way he “eats” the chips he should suffer
Have you rejoined our Cult of MARK
I’m not the least bit surprised anymore, this guy the most random s**t and it’s giving ADHD the BEST NAME EVER
I’m so late to this, but I feel like this whole video is literally just Mark flexing that he learned how to cry at will when he was acting in Canada. 😂
Also, I’m truly sorry that I broke the ‘truly disgusting, that “Takis” would do this horrible thing’ chain.
Don’t hate me, commenters of RUclips. I make mistakes. I’m only human, after all.
@@jenf.8011 it is quite alright. Mistakes are what make us human. We are only human ^^
@@jakeb.7997 Why thank you, gracious person! I feel much better, already. ;)
@@jenf.8011 making people smile is something I do well. Keep that chin up my friend :3
@@jakeb.7997 Haha, aww. Thanks, friend. Right back at you! :)
mark: is it cuz I dont dye my hair anymore?
mark: sucks chip then spits it out
uhh I dont think thats the issue mark
He could totally have edited out the spitting the chip out part and probably got the sponsorship. But as Mark said himself “he’s well, crazy” lol
Maybe if he dyes his hair with Takis powder XD
Did you just say mark sucks his chips
@@foxertttt5358 unfortunately… then he proceeds to throw the tortilla chip away
😔😔
there are actually recipes out there to recreate the takis powder, if you're ever interested in doing it mark. i think the closest one is where you use lemon lime koolaid powder, chili powder, salt and habanero powder
Don't tell him that. Now there will be just an ever growing line of red-orange dust under his nose.
You my good sir are a god send
You are good man
I swear I have seen that pfp before
You need to know the correct amounts of each component for it, but if you just want to make your own, then I suppose, season to your own personal taste preferences (?) 0.o
coming back here to say there's a really good off-brand takis line called Fieras, they're found at the Dollar Store and theyre p much the same in my opinion. almost every bag has a TON of powder, and dare i say they're spicier than takis. im actually eating a bag as i revisit this video, and while my bag is a bit stale (bc i bought it last week), the spice is still there if not amplified. im in tears bc of how spicy it is and it's AWESOME
“Doritos dinamitas are the treat that cant be beatamitas and im gonna beat my meat to this”
-markiplier 2021
👏
🥵 😊
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I think that mark doesn’t get a sponsor bc the companies are afraid of him 😂😂
lmao fr
He “eats” spicy chips like that who wouldn’t be afraid
Mark: "Am I just not advertiser friendly enough?"
Also Mark: "I WILL SAY TERRIBLE THINGS ABOUT YOU UNLESS YOU SPONSOR ME!"
Probably 😂
And this was happened Mark become a Sponsorplier.
the way he eats these should be a war crime
exactly
YES EXACTLY The Should Be Bitten
It's just the way he "ate" the Cheetos everything else is something i would do i just eat the shell after
your supposed to use them like straws
@@erikthealien THE SHELL?!?!
Markiplier makes me want to start a business where I sell spicy powder with nothing but a single dip chip.
@Jenny Shull lol a spicy fun dip would be amazing
duuuuude. ok yall hear me out......... different flavored powders....... but with like a complimentary flavor of a meat stick or jerky.
@@jordancroskrey849 your genius
@@jordancroskrey849 take all my money
@@jordancroskrey849 dude you would make a killing with that
Amy, impossibly gentle: “do you wanna try the chip?”
Mark: “why would i do that?”
(We all know this is why you dont get sponsors, mark XD)
I'm partially convinced Mark eats all his food like this. Like he just sucks on a steak or something.
bahahhah this makes so much sense 😂🤣
After Distractible we actually know he unhinges his jaw and snakes all food down without chewing.
Turns out you really aren't far off from the truth
Like how Marceline in Adventure Time sucks the colour red out of objects and leaves them as a shell
@@MrKingfisherswallows apples whole
This comment section has absolutely cemented the idea in my mind that Markiplier could absolutely become a cult leader at any moment
;-;
funny thing is that comment came from an entirely different community on yt that is in no way related to markiplier
yeah
You think he isnt?
I mean who says he isn't already? The only difference between Mark's fan base and a cult is the fact that mark isn't preaching a religion to us. His charisma just inspires our undying loyalty to him like a cult.
Mark really got disgraced by takis, dell monte, green giant, and sour patch kids
The forbidden name!
He put Bennett foddy in the list
And poptarts
im so obsessed with amy. she adds so much to this video
"Do you want the takis for comparison?"
"no!"
"do you remember?"
like what a queen honestly
EXACTLY the markiplier channel would not be what it is today without amy 🛐
@@cloudjelly97 yes it would...are ya dumb...?
@@pebblerockson are you serious right now 💀
@@cloudjelly97 100% serious right now 💀
@@pebblerockson i could've sworn this comment thread was 2 months ago
This video is basically Mark trying to get over an ex and then hooking up with a bunch of people that remind him of his ex
Bruh 💀☠️
Every time i see him spit out the chip i feel an immense amount of anger rising from within me
I just wince and cringe :')
It makes me laugh actually
I'm a chipp fan but I still laugh at this entertainer
i just cry tears of blood
@@lala170623So eyes basically turn into women?
@@bluSplatKidmen like you deserve to be single
This was actually marks hardest “try not to laugh” video of all time.
4:06, the way she just says ok sounds so motherly, it's so wholesome even tho they were probably trying really hard no to laugh.
Danny Gonzales: "I love takis"
Markiplier the same day: "Takis is dead to me"
XD im glad someone else saw that too
WAIT SAME I SAW THAT
Who is that?
@@mfloth another RUclipsr he does commentary stuff. He's also hilarious
I noticed that too 😂
I don’t know what’s more disgusting, the betrayal or the way Mark “eats” Takis
or any chip for that matter
What's more disgusting is that "Takis" would do this horrible thing
All jokes aside Mark could easily sell any product in a commercial with how he attempts to sell each brand in this video
if he just stop spitting chips.
If Markiplier had a P.O. box, I would buy a bunch of bags of takis, eat the chips, and save the excess dust, then fill a large ziploc bag with it and send it to him. I only hope the bag doesn't look like a bag of coccaine in the x-ray machines
Amy gently consoling Mark after Takis betrayed him is something that is just so... something
The fact that Mark starts losing it at "PeaTos" is the best thing ever. I'm in tears. 😂😂
WHO TF NAMED IT THAT.
@@axstorm2191 a "peato"
Mark puts more emotion into food review then other RUclipsrs put into their apology videos.
ooooooooooooooh,
this is a hot one
and VERY true
@@thissitesucks905 indeed it is lol
I'm fine with how he eats Takis. However, as a Marylander I must say that if he ever treats crabs like this I will be unsure whether to applaud the feat or send him to Poseidon.
the shell not powdery enough lol
I like mark's videos, but if he does, just throw him at Poseidon. I am NOT from Maryland by the way.
@@watermelongames7169 Maryland never had anything to do with crabs anyways.
I always assumed you people just ate Old Bay on its own
The fact that Amy stood there practically the whole time watching him spit out tortilla chips is crazy😂
"There's no powder, where's the powder"? Well Mark, maybe they didn't think anyone would be psychopathic enough to not eat the product itself XD
I bet Amy is so glad she never has to watch Mark eat Takis like that ever again.
Lol
I love Amy. Emotional support is what he needed during that tough tough time.
I feel like I just watched a whole 10 part drama series in one 20 minute video
Truly disgusting, that “Takis” wouldn't do this horrible thing.
Copier
Truly disgusting, that “Takis” would do this horrible thing.
Truly disgusting that “Takis” would do this horrible thing.
Truly disgusting, that "Takis" would do this horrible thing.
@@theendlessone3460 that’s the point
Mark: Nearly Never cried
Also our Mark: Cries beacuse of a chips
Mark: Gets a new sponsor :D
Also Mark: Depression
Lixian's editing was top notch in this, and Amy was so precious in this too XD amazing video
Mark constantly relapsing into sadness upon remembering takis is so good and is a real part of trying to cheer up but failing
Truly disgusting that “Takis” would do this horrible thing.
Truly disgusting, that “Takis” would do this horrible thing.
Truly disgusting, that “Takis” would do this horrible thing.
Truly disgusting, that "Takis" would do this horrible thing
Truly disgusting, that “Takis” would do this horrible thing.
Truly disgusting that "Takis" would do this horrible thing.
Honestly, that was such an interesting experiment! I looked at Marky and watched how he's crying and I thought "I wanna learn it how is he doing that?"
And I stand in front of mirror and start talking with myself and eventually I did it ! Holly crap, real tears(not salty for some reason), naturally red eyes, I am even a bit proud of myself
Poor Amy during all of this. Props to her for putting up with all of Mark's nonsense during the video. 😆
this comment just goes to show that nobody actually knows how good relationships work
this right here is an underrated comment
@@urinetrouble0543 sob
@@xxvipermanxx4696 lmao
Lmao you don't understand, it's not just the video. He eats them like this OFF-CAMERA too 😭
There are 5 stages of grief :
denial, anger, bargaining, depression, acceptance
''I cant even look at you'' *GIVES IT A DEADLY STARE*
i love it when Amy says something so funny it makes Mark break character
Mythical Kitchen made Takis powder specifically for Markiplier's expressed need and I find that to be beautiful
The way he opens the bag is more depressing than no one sponsoring him
You know it's bad when mark himself is in the depression hoodie. Truly disgusting, that “Takis” would do this horrible thing.
It’s sad that Takis probably wanted to send him only the powder, but were afraid he would collapse from eating that much powder all at once.
Amy: wanna try the chip?
Mark: why would I do that?
he knows what he's doing... he knows.... its all part of his master plan.....
Taki's are seriously intense
[fucking dies]
lol
Lol
cream of wheat
Here before this gets 1k likes
lmaooo
Chica was just looking like "wtf why are you crying? I'm here to comfort you :)"
7:55 mark "you dont eat the plate" YES I DO
Gotta love how mark leaves the chip carcasses on the piece of paper after inhaling the powder off of them-😭✋
15:36 his face made me laugh harder than it should have
These videos literally never get old
@@123vroom i think its a bot
17:52 oh my god the face.... i'm laughing but also my heart hurts
“[Redacted]”? Oh mark, you are sticking to that joke better than I stuck to the last two years of life. And I love it.
Never Forgetti, the weird Spaghetti. Let us now dance…
NO. THATS ILLEGAL. BAD. we don't do *that* dance.
He just keeps pulling them out of his a-… magicians hat
If I didn’t look at the title of this video and if you told me that this is a RUclips apology when I’ve only watched a few seconds of this video, I would’ve believed you.
every youtuber has their diet coke, every company has their matpat
Man. Mark seems to take these break-ups hard.
18:06 CHEAKAS IS LIKE “ is now not a good time?. I’ll just go.”
The “fun dip” idea is actually a good one
Poor Mark, all he wanted was a Taki sponsorship :((
this was so hard to watch, i was shaking and crying so loud that i was barely able to hear the video but i felt it.
"Can I have the bag? 🥺😢😢"
Why did that remind me of my little cousin going "can I get this? 🥺🥺🥺" everytime she follows me into the store 💀💀💀
Just remember, he was probably in the middle of making Edge of Sleep at the time of the recording
i feel like im a spectator at the therapists office and amy is the therapist about his traumatic experience with takis
Truly “disgusting” that Taki’s would do this horrible thing.
Punctuation on the wrong words
And Takis not Taki's
Truly disgusting that "Tunaz Gaming" would do this horrible thing.
god dam it you do this to shlat now this wtf
Wirklich ekelhaft, dass „Takis“ diese schreckliche Sache tun würden.
NO ITS WRONG ITS SUPPOSED TO BE Truly disgusting, that "Takis" would do this horrible thing
Im sorry but the fact that Bennett Foddy is on the list at 2:45 is HILAARIOUSS
Markiplier really out here making more emotionally driven content about junk food sponsorships then all of Hollywood Combined can manage with actual movies etc these days. I’m sure you hear this all the time Mark, but you’re very talented.
Truly disgusting that “takis” would die such a horrible thing.
3:37 relatable
Truely disgusting that “Takis” would do such a horrible thing.
Truly disgusting, that “Takis” would do this horrible thing.
“Gaming is intense, but takis are seriously intense”
-Ninja
Can we take a moment to appreciate the editing on him opening the bag of chips at 15:45
Mark needs to do this series with every single brand ever conceived. From Charmine toilet paper to an insanely niche indie game
Truly disgusting, that “Takis” would do this horrible things.
Truely disgusting, that “Takis” would do this horrible thing.
Truly disgusting, that “Takis” would do this horrible thing.
Copied comment
@@coolguy082 you have to be joking
@@kingbasil8479 lmao they gotta be trolling
Truly disgusting, that “Takis” would do this horrible thing.
Truly disgusting, that “Takis” would die such a horrible thing.
Truly indeed.
Truly disgusting, that “Takis” would do this horrible thing.
Truly disgusting that “Takis” would die such a horrible thing.
Truly disgusting, that “Takis” would do this horrible thing.
Truly disgusting that, “Takis” would do this horrible thing.
Truly disgusting, that "Takis" would do this horrible thing.
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Truly disgusting, that “Takis” would die such a horrible thing.
Truly disgusting, that “Takis” would do this horrible thing.
Truly disgusting, that “people won’t stop copy and pasting” would do this horrible thing.
@@spencerwoahh Yeep
@@spencerwoahh Truly disgusting, that “Takis” would do this horrible thing.
@@Eduardomrivo Truly disgusting, that “Takis” would do this horrible thing.
@@Payfieman Truly disgusting, that "Takis" would do this horrible thing.
Truly disgusting that, “Takis” would do this horrible thing.
why is everyone commenting this?
Truly disgusting, that “Takis” would do this horrible thing.
@@Murasaki_Saya look more dude
Can someone tell me Why there are multiple comments like this?
@@Murasaki_Saya you wouldn't get it
If anyone has looked through the 6 other reply comments and wonders why there is a guy called Logan calling his content better than mark’s. He is prob a bot looking to get new viewers for his Fortnite channel. I havnt even checked him out cause no one should. It is obv bait
@@shadyman1583 What comment you responding to
Truly disgusting, that “Takis” would do this horrible things.
I like how you copy and pasted someone else’s comment….
@@sagewisr then everyone else copyed each other?
@@sagewisr yeah
Truly disgusting that, “Takis” would do this horrible thing.
@@maman7481 TRULY DISGUSTING THAT, "TAKIS" WOULD DO THIS HORRIBLE THING!
Truly disgusting, that “Takis” would die such a horrible thing.
@Jupiter truly disgusting, that "Takis" would do such a horrible thing
@Jupiter Truly disgusting, that "Takis" would die such a horrible thing
Wait can someone explain this video? I didn’t understand it really. Is he upset that Takis sponsored him and gave him $5? Idk srry 😅
@@sparx2208 yes
@@sparx2208 Takis sponsored someone else
Truly disgusting that, “Takis” would do this horrible thing.
@💧︎❄︎✌︎☼︎☜︎ Truly disgusting, that “Takis” would do this horrible thing.
@💧︎❄︎✌︎☼︎☜︎ thats literally the point this is a jschlatt spam meme format
@💧︎❄︎✌︎☼︎☜︎ well being annoying is the point of spam but i get what you mean
@💧︎❄︎✌︎☼︎☜︎ then stop looking in the comments..
Truly disgusting, that “Takis” would do this horrible things.
Truly disgusting, that “Takis” would die such a horrible thing.
Truly disgusting, that “Takis” would do this horrible thing.
@Logan Truly disgusting, that “Takis” would do this horrible thing.
@Logan Truly disgusting, that “Takis” would do this horrible thing.
@Logan Truly disgusting, that “Takis” would do this horrible thing.
@Logan Truly disgusting, that "Takis" would do this horrible thing.
Truly disgusting that, “Takis” would do this horrible thing.
Comment steal, or spam?
@@syco9154 Spam
@@Nuna101 It's an inside jokeeeee!
@@mikelbarr ik
@@syco9154 I'm not to sure if its spam I've only seen this comment 80,000 times maybe if it was at 100,000 comments of this I'd consider it spam
Truly disgusting, that “Takis” would do this horrible thing.
@Logan bruh
@Logan dude, who asked.
@Logan stfu and continue the train
@Logan Truly disgusting, that “Logan” would do this horrible thing
@Logan Truly disgusting, that "Takis" would do this horrible thing.
Truly disgusting, that “Takis” would die such a horrible thing.
Truly disgusting, that “Takis” would die such a horrible thing.
You are banned from the church
Truly disgusting, that “Takis” would do this horrible thing.
Yes it is
Truly disgusting, that “Takis” would do this horrible thing.
Truly disgusting, that "Takis" would do this horrible thing
Truly disgusting, that “Takis” would do this horrible thing.
Truly... yeah, what he said.