[🅑🅡🅐🅝🅓] is Dead to Me
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- Опубликовано: 3 июл 2021
- It's time to end my relationship with [🅑🅡🅐🅝🅓] because there are so many better sour candy brands to review than [🅑🅡🅐🅝🅓]!
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Mark: “I wanna hurt, I wanna bleed, I wanna suffer”
Also Mark: “I am NOT a masochist”
it's only to realize the true potential of your body and strengthen it. It's not masochism
I read this on the right time 😃
guys he just wants to test his limits
Girls when on their month:
What?
Mark: Has a video of various tortures to his head, including beer bottles and bricks smashed over his lovely skull.
"When I want sour, I want to hurt"
- Mark "Not A Masochist" Fischbach
Logan is a spam bot, dont go to his channel
Verified
@@venoxin
Logan is just a figment of our imagination.
hello verified user
Mark "hurts so good like salt in the wound" fischbach
The fact that overall sour patch kids sales dipped from this video is a testament to the sheer power this man holds
No shit really ?
@@causeimlatina7997 I looked it up and couldn't find anything so take it with a grain of salt. There's a chance I missed something though.
Covid
@@playstation.e7703 this video was posted a year and four months after the pandemic had started, so the pandemics effect would of happened already
@@redspartan6567 you just gotta pull up their sales chart and cross compare with when this vid came out
"They're good because it's like salt in the wound"
-Mark "not a masochist" Fischbach
yes
Mark: “I’m not a masochist”
Also Mark: “When I want sour, I want to hurt”
@Logan 💀 ✋
@Logan bye boy
@Logan cry about it but Markiplier is better ☺️
Mark: “It hurts so good”
@Logan well then how come he nearly has 30M and you have 300?
When he brought out the Sour Skittles I was right next to a vending that had them, so I had to try them.
Edit: Can confirm the yellow ones destroy your mouth
Edit 2: MY FUCKING TONGUE
Edit 3: Don't drink Sprite afterwards
me and my friends used to eat a bunch of sour skittles and drink sprite at the same time
safe to say my mouth is permanently damaged
i love this reaction
A tragedy in 3 acts
"Edit 4: I just woke up in a hospital."
i love how this progressed
When Amy sounded sad I like how mark immediately was like “ No I’m sowwy it’s okay!” was so cute Ngl lol
They're just so wholesome 🥺
I love how Mark always apologizes so quickly 🥺
yes
Bro a Viking how did you do that
@@BigBrainGamer58 *w o t*
This RUclipsr named oompaville makes his own sour candy and even said he'd want to give Mark his own flavor, so I think he should review his sour candy. Hopefully Mark sees this.
Oh, that's interesting.
Yes that's a great idea
I haven't watched Oompaville in years, I didn't realize he was making his own candy now.
N' rifty
Mark! Look at thisssss
"You didn't tell me to get sourfuls."
"IMSORRYITSOKAY"
Not first
Pog
Third
Every RUclipsr I watch you watch like SML,MrBeast and more
Was just coming to comment this
Truly disgusting that some “brands” would do this horrible thing to Mark.
Copy
@@XenoX0X0 yes, you are correct, I didn’t know it was a thing until 5 days ago but it was funny so I joined in.
@@XenoX0X0 Copy Copy
@@mentalinsane717 Truly disgusting that some “brands” would do this horrible thing to Mark.
@@ironlisa7s Truly disgusting that some "brands" would do this horrible thing to Mark.
I love that Mark starts trying to seduce "Mrs Tootsie" once he decides she's married
She's actually single and 80
@@Sybatosingle you say 😏
I wonder which Brand is going to disrespect him next week
Hershey
skittles
What’s up checkmark?
Alienware
@@Sky_Master_of_the_Void I’m first to reply to your comment
12:58 "I'm sorry, it's okay!" Him immediately telling Amy it was fine that she didn't get the sourfuls was too precious omg.
I knowwwwwww! That was so cute 🥰
This is nearly 22 minutes of Mark trying to convince everyone that he isn't a masochist for wanting to eat extremely sour candies.
8:32
So let me explain to you that "Madness combat" thing , basically it's torsos with only feet , hands and head not connected to the said torso. What's interesting Mark pulled out a red and a yellow pills which can refer to the blood color of the guys , normal blood is obviously red and there's some special type of blood that is yellow.
I consider him a man of culture.
That engineer blood always felt like it was mustard XD
yeah, Madness Combat characters look like lil PPs
@@hayothegunosaurusI mean I would say they’re average sized…
Thanks
I can’t believe they would do this.
We really do live in a society.
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,,
Happy Independence Day 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
@Logan Fr
I love how 2 of the comments are already people self promoting, get a life
Ik bruh ✊😔
One of these days, mark will upload a video like: "I'm dead to me".
Lmfao facts
"iplier" is dead to me
markiplier is dead already happened 🤭
Nah he self promotes every video XD
How can Mark be dead to himself, if he was never real?
Mark saying "There're so few in the bag." and then picking up the candy off the floor really resonated with my broke ass.
Mark: "MMM."
Also Mark:(chokes on sour powder)
M:"DELICIOUS."
The Long Awaited 3rd Installment of Markiplier’s “Dead To Me” series
Lol he should call it this!
@Logan well don't got anything better to do so how about you prove to me why your content is better than mark's
god this crap again?
@Logan then why are you here if you don’t like mark
@Logan Hush… it’s alright child, you needn’t be an a-hole, stop promoting your channel, no one cares, no one will watch your videos, stop using Mark to promote your content, Mark doesn’t need to play Fortnite because kids like you don’t understand content. :)
“when i eat sour i wanna _hurt”_
-Mark Fischbach, Not A Masochist
but it's gotta "hurt real good" if you know what I mean
Did anybody notice the speed Mark came to Amy’s reassurance when she felt bad for not getting the thing Mark wanted is kind of heartwarming. I hope to find someone that I can love like that one day. So sweet (and sour) ☺️
Markiplier: "I'm not a masochist"
Also Markiplier: *this entire video*
Mark should just come up with his own brand for everything.
@Logan bruh
@Logan hell no
@Logan thank you for your reply, Logan.
Logan shut up.
@Logan fortnite sucks! and hes better :)
If markiplier was president: “IF YOU CALL IT SOUR IT HAS TO BE SOUR”
cbt at its best
but he is true
if markiplier was president the world would be a better place
Make America sour agian
Finally a comment that is not the truly disgusting comment.
Lixian casually walking across the screen just to get punched off screen by Mark om his own accord,, is just one reason I love Lixian 😂💛
Also I'm pretty sure the "shockers" are now called sweet tart sours, which is an even worse name than shockers when compared to shock tarts
In a roundabout way, he was suffering when the candy wasn’t sour
"I have a problem"
We all knew that Mark. Your long-time fans knew that a while ago.
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,
Wow 43 seconds and your already on the top
What do you even do with this power
Facts
Go away your scaring me you’ve been in every comment sections please STOP
Okay but Mark saying "I'm sorry, it's okay." After being told he didn't ask for sourfuls beforehand... Kinda wish more people reacted like that.
it was so cute! I love Mark😭
My heart literally melted
he loves his woman and is such an upstanding gent that he'll admit he forgot to specify a brand 😊
I've been looking for this comment!
Markiplier is very sweet, his reaction was so genuine, just "I'm sorry, it's okay." he apologized for making her feel like she failed, and said "it's okay" bc he didn't want her to worry about it,, he's so sweet :)
If he wants sour I recommend a really good brand called “Tête brûlée”
It’s a french brand but I could barely eat those without crying, drooling or putting them under water
i can confirm those are sour to the core
“im sorry its okay” i died of cuteness. you’re adorable mark.
What better reason than "There's so few in the bag"
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“Local man desperately tries to convince people he’s not a masochist while describing how much he likes to hurt himself.”
I am so happy Mark made a Madness refrence. Such a surge of nostalgia
(8:52)
They’ll put you through the same amount of pain Hank felt too!
Sour Skittles give you this false sense of security, because they don't seem too sour at first, but the next thing you know, you've eaten a whole bag and your mouth is bleeding. They're my favorite.
Ok just story time for sour skittles. My friends and I have this long standing tradition where on Halloween and Easter or someth we get ONLY an absurd amount of bags of sour skittles.
Then we commence in the Dead Mans Tongue challenge. Whoever manages to finish the most bags gets $20 x however many bags they finished.
The record is seven bags so far and did involve a horrifically bleeding tongue by the end.
If the record is ever broken you gotta update us and maybe have that persons taste buds tested out
“SOURFULS”
“You didn’t tell me to get sourfuls!”
“i’m sorry, it’s okay.”
Deadass had me sobbing for a quick second.
Cutest thing ever istg😭
@@babycupcake4206 why would that make you-
Tiny cute moments of Mark :D
He really should do his own shopping for these lol
A part of my soul was filled by Mark making a Madness Combat reference.
These videos literally never get old
Company: sponsores literally anyone other than Markiplier
Mark: “and I took that personally.”
You know, there may be some correlation between these kind of videos and large brands not wanting to sponsor him.
@@walkerpierce5446 the brands are in on it though ?? they know its not real
@@utamania It certainly is real.
@@pjsans This particular one seems like it'll have some sort of twist. Have a look at the Sour Patch Kids Twitter and you'll see they keep hinting at the fact they might end up sponsoring him because they're "sour" then "sweet".
@@anniandro That's a slogan. Stop acting like it's a thing. Troglodyte.
Markiplier: "SOUR APPLE!"
Also Markiplier: *forgets that lime is a thing*
Lime isn’t really that sour though
Or lemon.
Yeah what are you on about
Limes arent sour at all
Granny smiths are
limes are tart. not sour. granny smith apples are sour.
@@JakeSomnia it’s the reverse for me, or at least that’s the natural order imo
Also I just detest apple Skittles in every conceivable way compared to lime.
Marks immediate switch to "aiiim sorry is okay " is hilarious to me
0:57
Mark really said "so 💅🏼"
I think there should be different levels of sour like how there’s different levels of hot, that way everyone can be happy with what they buy lol
Bro- you are absolute genius
i think there are. Rhett and Link from Good Mythical Morning did a video abt it i think. but idk.
there should be a markiplier level of sour labeled " sourplier "
@@cinnamontoasty9226 they could even claim it was for the "sour-multiplyer"
@@Countryshorty13 OMG YES
AHEM, as a fellow masochist. I can tell you all that Mark is indeed in denial, because all masochist have a favorite pain, and Marks is acidity.
as a fellow fellow masochist, I agree with this statement.
As a second fellow masochist I also agree. Weirdly mine is similar to his, mine is when you have so much salt (like licking salt/flavor powder off of sunflower seeds specifically) that your tongue gets salt burned. That’s good shit
I must be the third to agree! Sour is good, but those low level candies that say they are "sour" just don't cut it! I like the warheads, that's something to give some spice, or should I say acidity to ones life!
I thought it was "respectable power"
I must agree as well
12:55 "You didn't tell me to get sourfuls..." "No im sorry its ok"
12:57
I love their relationship
Lixian: trying to take a nice relaxing walk
Mark: time for punch
Lixian definitely deserves to receive his due credit and more when it comes to editing Mark's videos. Plus I just like his and Mark's little "interactions".
yes
That part killed me too lmao
Timestamp?
@@bi.fruitsalad5:50
“So how many brands did you piss off?”
Mark: *Yes.*
@Logan get a life kid
@@AirLight1646 yes, please. Logan, or whatever you call yourself, screw off
@Logan shut up
@@beepbop4368 N E V E R 🤪
@Logan bruh your content is stolen your opinion is invalid
The way Mark was just joking around about the sourfuls and then when Amy sounded just a little sad he apologized it's just so cute
13:06 Mark injures himself whilst trying to get his point across aggressively...way to go, Mark.
Alternative Title: Markiplier Beats Big Companies
Ok you hackin
I see u every where
@Logan you better be joking
@Logan please for the love of god tell me you’re being ironic.
Failed evil [Checkmark] comment pog
Edit: nvm
This man is just coming after so many big brands
@Logan kid shut up
The titan killer.
@Logan If I wanted more Cancer I’d go to Chernobyl
@@simply_sadiiee5066 its a bot
Bc they've wronged him...😐😑😡😡
I adore when Mark gets mad at companies 😂😂😂 the pettiness is amazing!!
the "I didn't know about this until Amy brought it homme" though.
Lixian editing “DISTRACTIBLE” over Mark’s words is hilarious
Memento Mori
Memento Mori
Memento Mori
Memento Mori
Momento Mori
Anybody wants to start a petition with me to show Mark that he's DEFINITELY a masochist.
5:44 “distractible stuck”
Mark in 2022: listen to distractible and I’ll make an onlyfans
Takis: doesn’t sponsor Mark
Mark: “Somebody is going to die tonight”
@Logan hey, its me again, also your crappy content is worse than mine
@Logan GTFO. Now.
@@filipuccino I think your content is so much better than his!
@Logan his content better than yours tf u mean
@@orithespiritwolf3459 thank, tho it might be a while before i even decide to post again
I love how when he dropped the gumball you could see his internal dilemma between his initial instinct of just picking the gumball off the floor and eating it and not wanting to show everyone on youtube how he just ate floor candy.
don’t see why he wouldn’t, I mean I do it all the time, 5 year rule, remember and take notes
Mark: "I want my mouth to bleed from the sour"
"It's not like I'm a masochist"
mark: i wanna hurt i wanna bleed I WANNA SUFFER
also mark: i am NOT a masochist
Mark: "I'm not a masochist"
Also Mark: "I don't buy anything sour because I want a nice experience. I wanna hurt, I wanna bleed, I wanna SUFFER."
First how many subscribers I can get from this comment
@@tran1000 I really know it depends
I love how "I'm not a masochist" became one of this community's main jokes after [REDACTED]
Unus Annus
man I miss [REDACTED] :
@@lubnaadobah1772 unus annus
Damn [REDACTED] was amazing, forever in my heart
"I'm sorry it's okay" AWW OMG.
14:30 "dextrose" "not naturally occurring"
Dextrose is also known as glucose, and is only the most abundant monosaccharide in the world, produced by almost all plants and algae... =)
One clarifier, it is one type of glucose called D-glucose. The other type, L-glucose, is a mirror image of D-glucose
@@samwilde8311 Very true, though since nothing in nature (AFAIK) makes L-glucose, and it must be synthesized, I think anyone except a specific kind of chemist will think of the D-kind when glucose gets mentioned. =)
Shame it's so expensive to make, since it's supposedly indistinguishable from normal glucose in taste, but doesn't get processed by the body basically at all.
“I’m sorry it’s okay” THAT WAS FUCKING ADORABLE AND SUCH A GOOD REPRESENTATION OF A HEALTHY AND LOVING RELATIONSHIP
ive been playing too much borderlands cuz all i can see is torgue shouting this
I was looking for this comment
@Logan agreed
@Logan lmao, mhmm sure
“I want to hurt, I want to bleed”
- Markiplier(Not a masochist)
Based off your pfp I’m gonna assume your non-binary and lesbian. So I wanted to just make sure you’re aware of nblw terms. The two main ones are trixic(equivalent of sapphic) and femiamoric(equivalent of lesbian). Lesbian isn’t really the right term because it means a woman attracted to only women.
@@fatherramen475 literally no one cares
@@HatsunePeeku k and? Still felt like it
@@fatherramen475 theyre using the correct term, lesbian means non-men loving non-men
I’m a masochist
Love how mark was so sweet after Amy was like you didn’t tell me to get sourfuls 🥺🥺🥺
"I WANNA SUFFER I WANNA BLEED I WANNA FEEL PAIN"
"I'm not a masochist"
A few years back in my video production class, we all had this exact conversation about no sour candy being sour enough, and the next day a kid came in with a giant silver bag of white powder, and surprisingly it actually wasn’t cocaine lmfao. This kid had found pure malic acid and brought it in for everybody to eat. I’ve never been able to eat sour candy the same since. Nothing will ever amount to that experience.
Cocaine would've been better
yup definitely wasn’t cocaine.
definitely.
Definitely
Lists of brands who are dead to mark:
-Del monte
-Green giant?
-Takis
-Sour patch kids
I’ll leave it there to add more in the future
I'm counting on you... I'll be back in a year!
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I'll be back too!
I was wondering if it was sour patch kids
I’ll be back to check on this next time a brand does this XD
i love how in every video mark always drops at least one thing
Neon yellows and greens are similar to the colour of actual sour fruits like lemons and limes, but heightened and artificial. 21:08
Is no one gonna talk about Warheads "spray candy"? It's literally a small container of a liquid concentration of sourness that you spray into your mouth.
It's the real-life equivalent of a splash potion
Oh that does sound like death, like something that shoulda happened in that one year we momento mori for.
So just a spray bottle full of acid? I think they have that in London.
I think it more appropriate to speak of how Truly disgusting, that some "Brands" would do this horrible thing to Mark.
Yes, and its good
"I want to suffer!!" - Markiplier, Definitely not a Masochist
Mark cant hide anymore he is masohist he needs P A I N
5:52 I swear Lixian is the best editor ever
Mark: Am I not brand friendly? 🥺🥺🥺
Also Mark, 2 seconds later: SCREW YOUR KIDS
At this point its probably more lucrative for a company to "insult" or "offend" Mark just so that he will "call them out" in a video and they get free advertising in between his shenanigans. Its very entertaining to watch.
I feel like on the opposite, that one company that'll actually take his side will get humongous respect
But it backfires big bc his fans have loved him for years and are very able of hating that brand bc of his opinion
@@synithracc2409 To be fair, I don't really care about any of the brands he reviews since they're simply not available in my country. 👌
My King: "I'll Always Come Back".
Oml
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,..
Sir Scottworld?
Hello scottworld! Didn’t expect to see you here!
@Logan no.
Mark: “I wanna hurt, I wanna bleed, I wanna suffer”
The average metal band: no way same
Mark: "Sour patch kids is dead to me"
RUclips: "You know what ad would go perfectly with this video? Sour Patch Kids!"
candies aren't extremely sour anymore because there have been laws put in place about how sour a candy can be because of how damaging sour candy can be
Thanks for the knowledge
Makes sense since the sourness is just acid and too much can just wreck you
The acid is quite potent and if you were to try it pure say goodbye to your tongue also shockers has been rebranded to extreme sour chewy the airheads he refers to is called sourfuls EEEEE
8:30
Mark: "Madness combat!!!"
Amy: "Kinda looks like an among us guy"
My god lmao
Now I really want Mark to play Madness: Project Nexus 2
@@Casto3924 me to
Lol
Grunt
@@Casto3924 same
13:21 that the fact that Mark hast to keep saying he's not a masochist makes me think that he's a masochist even more.
The generational divide: Mark holding up Mike & Ikes, "Anyone know Madness Combat?"
Amy, "Looks like Among Us"
The things I love about these food videos, are Amy's background comments. She is such a breath of fresh air, and a great contrast to Mark's craziness. This does not mean though that her absence in some of them diminishes the comedy in them, because Mark's reactions and Lixian's editing are enjoyable by themselves.
So, what we’ve learned is...
Mark’s chips: must be so spicy that it hurts
Mark’s candy: must be so sour that it hurts
Mark: is not a masochist
Those little screams edited in when mark ate the sour candies was funny! Good job Lixian!
4:33
Mark: Imagine what sour or sour candy tastes like, you can feel it in your mouth right?
Me eating a bag of salted peanuts: Uhhhh yeah definitely
I’m scared for Marks dentist. Acid is sour. He is melting his teeth in front of us.
It’s time for an intervention.
No
He's just "testing his body's limits"
just negate it with some Baking Soda.
Don’t worry, he’s not a masochist, he just wants to see if his teeth can take it
If I were his dentist I would hate to see him regularly
10% of comments: something original
90% of comments: "Truly disgusting, that some “Brands” would do this horrible thing to Mark."
Truly disgusting, that some “yes’s” would do this horrible thing to 90% of the Comments
Truly disgusting, that some “yes’s” would do this horrible thing to 90% of the comments.
Truly disgusting, that some ”yes’s” would do this horrible thing to 90% of the Comments
@@ayushlo8998 how dare you
Truly disgusting that some “yes’s” would do this horrible thing to 90% of the Comments
my mouth is just tingling watching mark each sour candy TwT
11:21 THAT CANDY TASTES SO GOOD.
Truly disgusting, that some “Brands” would do this horrible thing to Mark.
the message just above this is exactly the same💀
@@kittykat3844 most of the comments are
@@hell2334 oh yh i was told it’s a reference to something. i’m just uncultured lmfao
how funny and relatable
@@kittykat3844 Reference to a Jschlatt vid
Markiplier: talking about how a certain “brand” disrespected him
The ad next to the video being a DISTRACTABLE ad.
You mean, a [DISTRACTABLE] ad?
@@zxcvbwolf yes,yes
Can you change it to [DISTRACTIBLE]
Slampig is a good band.
SHHH DONT SAY THE NAME!1!1!1!
Mark you would LOVE Tear Jerkers....idk if they make them anymore. They're a lot like the gum you described with the pure sour crystals inside.
Mark: i dont buy it because i want a PLEASANT EXPERIENCE!
I buy it because i want to BLEED, TO SUFFER!
...not a masochist at all, huh Mark?
He should try "Toxic Waste" sour candies. They have different colored barrels per intensity and after about 3 candies your mouth bleeds and you're dying inside
YES.
11:28 there is NO CHOICE