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  • Опубликовано: 21 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 25 тыс.

  • @Gromek999
    @Gromek999 3 года назад +17351

    I can’t believe they would do this.
    We really do live in a society.

    • @ImmaWrongdoer
      @ImmaWrongdoer 3 года назад +31

      ᶜᵃⁿ ⁱ ᵍᵉᵗ ¹ ˢᵘᵇ ᵇᵉᶠᵒʳᵉ ᵗᵒᵐᵒʳʳᵒʷ?😢
      ,,

    • @rynelandenmoore4245
      @rynelandenmoore4245 3 года назад +58

      Happy Independence Day 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

    • @dizzymimii
      @dizzymimii 3 года назад +3

      @Logan Fr

    • @AirLight1646
      @AirLight1646 3 года назад +207

      I love how 2 of the comments are already people self promoting, get a life

    • @sayoryeetbeems379
      @sayoryeetbeems379 3 года назад +4

      Ik bruh ✊😔

  • @samanthapretor3
    @samanthapretor3 3 года назад +7444

    Mark: “I wanna hurt, I wanna bleed, I wanna suffer”
    Also Mark: “I am NOT a masochist”

    • @thekeymaker7522
      @thekeymaker7522 3 года назад +148

      it's only to realize the true potential of your body and strengthen it. It's not masochism

    • @jz_es.469
      @jz_es.469 3 года назад +24

      I read this on the right time 😃

    • @randoapplebigcheese6169
      @randoapplebigcheese6169 3 года назад +66

      guys he just wants to test his limits

    • @MinnRow
      @MinnRow 3 года назад +15

      Girls when on their month:
      What?

    • @YSleepish
      @YSleepish 3 года назад +17

      Mark: Has a video of various tortures to his head, including beer bottles and bricks smashed over his lovely skull.

  • @TheCraftingJedi
    @TheCraftingJedi 2 года назад +3475

    The fact that overall sour patch kids sales dipped from this video is a testament to the sheer power this man holds

    • @causeimlatina7997
      @causeimlatina7997 2 года назад +64

      No shit really ?

    • @redspartan6567
      @redspartan6567 2 года назад +215

      @@causeimlatina7997 I looked it up and couldn't find anything so take it with a grain of salt. There's a chance I missed something though.

    • @playstation.e7703
      @playstation.e7703 Год назад +11

      Covid

    • @yummedd
      @yummedd Год назад +77

      @@playstation.e7703 this video was posted a year and four months after the pandemic had started, so the pandemics effect would of happened already

    • @cherrybramble
      @cherrybramble Год назад +22

      @@redspartan6567 you just gotta pull up their sales chart and cross compare with when this vid came out

  • @Mogi-MC
    @Mogi-MC 3 года назад +7128

    I wonder which Brand is going to disrespect him next week

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 года назад +9198

    "I have a problem"
    We all knew that Mark. Your long-time fans knew that a while ago.

    • @mihailmilev9909
      @mihailmilev9909 3 года назад +58

      Wow 43 seconds and your already on the top

    • @mihailmilev9909
      @mihailmilev9909 3 года назад +62

      What do you even do with this power

    • @flameepidemic4839
      @flameepidemic4839 3 года назад +4

      Facts

    • @joemarmar2861
      @joemarmar2861 3 года назад +41

      Go away your scaring me you’ve been in every comment sections please STOP

    • @fadi172
      @fadi172 3 года назад +93

      @Logan and yet look at who has more subs

  • @schmidtyclips
    @schmidtyclips 3 года назад +3436

    This RUclipsr named oompaville makes his own sour candy and even said he'd want to give Mark his own flavor, so I think he should review his sour candy. Hopefully Mark sees this.

    • @Bigbottomfragger
      @Bigbottomfragger 3 года назад +35

      Oh, that's interesting.

    • @Vybex285yy
      @Vybex285yy 3 года назад +39

      Yes that's a great idea

    • @KingNedya
      @KingNedya 3 года назад +72

      I haven't watched Oompaville in years, I didn't realize he was making his own candy now.

    • @f.b.i717
      @f.b.i717 3 года назад +5

      N' rifty

    • @mollysmith8627
      @mollysmith8627 3 года назад +9

      Mark! Look at thisssss

  • @thatoneweirdo4461
    @thatoneweirdo4461 2 года назад +2321

    When Amy sounded sad I like how mark immediately was like “ No I’m sowwy it’s okay!” was so cute Ngl lol

    • @SmallCactus22
      @SmallCactus22 2 года назад +55

      They're just so wholesome 🥺

    • @a..3657
      @a..3657 2 года назад +45

      I love how Mark always apologizes so quickly 🥺

    • @big_sea
      @big_sea 2 года назад +9

      yes

    • @BigBrainGamer58
      @BigBrainGamer58 2 года назад +3

      Bro a Viking how did you do that

    • @thedatboi_
      @thedatboi_ 2 года назад +4

      @@BigBrainGamer58 *w o t*

  • @QuieroBaleadas
    @QuieroBaleadas 3 года назад +837

    Mark: “I’m not a masochist”
    Also Mark: “When I want sour, I want to hurt”

    • @kaiporter1889
      @kaiporter1889 3 года назад +11

      @Logan 💀 ✋

    • @MikeSparkC
      @MikeSparkC 3 года назад +5

      @Logan bye boy

    • @Akechii_Goro6922
      @Akechii_Goro6922 3 года назад +8

      @Logan cry about it but Markiplier is better ☺️

    • @CrusaderLady
      @CrusaderLady 3 года назад +8

      Mark: “It hurts so good”

    • @sainsburyslocal
      @sainsburyslocal 3 года назад +3

      @Logan well then how come he nearly has 30M and you have 300?

  • @phifuru
    @phifuru 3 года назад +555

    "When I want sour, I want to hurt"
    - Mark "Not A Masochist" Fischbach

    • @Inoyam1
      @Inoyam1 3 года назад +4

      Hahahaha

    • @temarinara77
      @temarinara77 3 года назад +2

      Right we all he is

    • @coconutshook
      @coconutshook 3 года назад +8

      he's not a masochist, he just wanna test his limits 😌

    • @youtubestuff683
      @youtubestuff683 3 года назад

      @Logan neither do you scrub

    • @good-sofa
      @good-sofa 3 года назад

      You mean "Butterworth"?!?!!??!?

  • @Scottworld
    @Scottworld 3 года назад +18029

    My King: "I'll Always Come Back".

    • @survivaljournalist8314
      @survivaljournalist8314 3 года назад +174

      Oml

    • @ImmaWrongdoer
      @ImmaWrongdoer 3 года назад +97

      ᶜᵃⁿ ⁱ ᵍᵉᵗ ¹ ˢᵘᵇ ᵇᵉᶠᵒʳᵉ ᵗᵒᵐᵒʳʳᵒʷ?😢
      ,..

    • @gamerbred13
      @gamerbred13 3 года назад +208

      Sir Scottworld?

    • @Lindrukz
      @Lindrukz 3 года назад +179

      Hello scottworld! Didn’t expect to see you here!

    • @Lindrukz
      @Lindrukz 3 года назад +544

      @Logan no.

  • @flameofmage1099
    @flameofmage1099 2 года назад +3047

    When he brought out the Sour Skittles I was right next to a vending that had them, so I had to try them.
    Edit: Can confirm the yellow ones destroy your mouth
    Edit 2: MY FUCKING TONGUE
    Edit 3: Don't drink Sprite afterwards

    • @urmom-zb4xq
      @urmom-zb4xq 2 года назад +209

      me and my friends used to eat a bunch of sour skittles and drink sprite at the same time
      safe to say my mouth is permanently damaged

    • @weirdtings9416
      @weirdtings9416 2 года назад +98

      i love this reaction

    • @galactic-hamster7043
      @galactic-hamster7043 2 года назад +171

      A tragedy in 3 acts

    • @samsukeandstuff6655
      @samsukeandstuff6655 2 года назад +148

      "Edit 4: I just woke up in a hospital."

    • @Yuhyurfrd
      @Yuhyurfrd 2 года назад +57

      i love how this progressed

  • @vesh
    @vesh 3 года назад +3300

    Alternative Title: Markiplier Beats Big Companies

    • @Ihatemylife266
      @Ihatemylife266 3 года назад +2

      Ok you hackin

    • @abdullaplays5402
      @abdullaplays5402 3 года назад +7

      I see u every where

    • @ZFC_EDITS
      @ZFC_EDITS 3 года назад +33

      @Logan you better be joking

    • @bigmoneyben08
      @bigmoneyben08 3 года назад +28

      @Logan please for the love of god tell me you’re being ironic.

    • @TGCPhilip
      @TGCPhilip 3 года назад +1

      Failed evil [Checkmark] comment pog
      Edit: nvm

  • @marimarijojo
    @marimarijojo 3 года назад +2559

    Okay but Mark saying "I'm sorry, it's okay." After being told he didn't ask for sourfuls beforehand... Kinda wish more people reacted like that.

    • @pipershumate3248
      @pipershumate3248 3 года назад +96

      it was so cute! I love Mark😭

    • @Kay-qd9cx
      @Kay-qd9cx 3 года назад +81

      My heart literally melted

    • @Mariewolf_94
      @Mariewolf_94 3 года назад +44

      he loves his woman and is such an upstanding gent that he'll admit he forgot to specify a brand 😊

    • @shira401
      @shira401 3 года назад +9

      I've been looking for this comment!

    • @a_dream_i_had_once
      @a_dream_i_had_once 3 года назад +38

      Markiplier is very sweet, his reaction was so genuine, just "I'm sorry, it's okay." he apologized for making her feel like she failed, and said "it's okay" bc he didn't want her to worry about it,, he's so sweet :)

  • @immortalpsychopath1194
    @immortalpsychopath1194 2 года назад +45

    Did anybody notice the speed Mark came to Amy’s reassurance when she felt bad for not getting the thing Mark wanted is kind of heartwarming. I hope to find someone that I can love like that one day. So sweet (and sour) ☺️

  • @IsaacBelf
    @IsaacBelf 3 года назад +594

    One of these days, mark will upload a video like: "I'm dead to me".

  • @DoofusManBoy
    @DoofusManBoy 3 года назад +833

    The Long Awaited 3rd Installment of Markiplier’s “Dead To Me” series

    • @cocomo3141
      @cocomo3141 3 года назад +2

      Lol he should call it this!

    • @Buttmaster42069
      @Buttmaster42069 3 года назад +5

      @Logan well don't got anything better to do so how about you prove to me why your content is better than mark's

    • @stranger8449
      @stranger8449 3 года назад +1

      god this crap again?

    • @GhostPunk_plays
      @GhostPunk_plays 3 года назад +9

      @Logan then why are you here if you don’t like mark

    • @TheMorbiusGamingYT
      @TheMorbiusGamingYT 3 года назад +10

      @Logan Hush… it’s alright child, you needn’t be an a-hole, stop promoting your channel, no one cares, no one will watch your videos, stop using Mark to promote your content, Mark doesn’t need to play Fortnite because kids like you don’t understand content. :)

  • @gh0stface_daddy
    @gh0stface_daddy 3 года назад +149

    12:58 "I'm sorry, it's okay!" Him immediately telling Amy it was fine that she didn't get the sourfuls was too precious omg.

  • @captain_duck0o084
    @captain_duck0o084 2 года назад +127

    8:32
    So let me explain to you that "Madness combat" thing , basically it's torsos with only feet , hands and head not connected to the said torso. What's interesting Mark pulled out a red and a yellow pills which can refer to the blood color of the guys , normal blood is obviously red and there's some special type of blood that is yellow.
    I consider him a man of culture.

    • @gamertames349
      @gamertames349 2 года назад +5

      That engineer blood always felt like it was mustard XD

    • @hayothegunosaurus
      @hayothegunosaurus 2 года назад +2

      yeah, Madness Combat characters look like lil PPs

    • @Generic-usernam3
      @Generic-usernam3 Год назад

      @@hayothegunosaurusI mean I would say they’re average sized…

    • @symphoniesofthesea
      @symphoniesofthesea 8 месяцев назад

      Thanks

  • @mysticanimation22
    @mysticanimation22 3 года назад +894

    What better reason than "There's so few in the bag"

  • @Quince_The_Fruit
    @Quince_The_Fruit 3 года назад +798

    Mark should just come up with his own brand for everything.

    • @draezer
      @draezer 3 года назад +32

      @Logan bruh

    • @WhosMixxie
      @WhosMixxie 3 года назад +22

      @Logan hell no

    • @aaaameeera
      @aaaameeera 3 года назад +9

      @Logan thank you for your reply, Logan.

    • @nihaaligo8561
      @nihaaligo8561 3 года назад +19

      Logan shut up.

    • @xlexcon
      @xlexcon 3 года назад +15

      @Logan fortnite sucks! and hes better :)

  • @caffeinefiendd
    @caffeinefiendd 3 года назад +442

    “when i eat sour i wanna _hurt”_
    -Mark Fischbach, Not A Masochist

    • @floatingblaze8405
      @floatingblaze8405 3 года назад +2

      but it's gotta "hurt real good" if you know what I mean

  • @daozhang
    @daozhang 2 года назад +61

    Mark saying "There're so few in the bag." and then picking up the candy off the floor really resonated with my broke ass.

  • @dannyhartley416
    @dannyhartley416 3 года назад +4643

    I think there should be different levels of sour like how there’s different levels of hot, that way everyone can be happy with what they buy lol

    • @allie1738
      @allie1738 3 года назад +80

      Bro- you are absolute genius

    • @hannahkingg
      @hannahkingg 3 года назад +34

      i think there are. Rhett and Link from Good Mythical Morning did a video abt it i think. but idk.

    • @cinnamontoasty9226
      @cinnamontoasty9226 3 года назад +84

      there should be a markiplier level of sour labeled " sourplier "

    • @Countryshorty13
      @Countryshorty13 3 года назад +34

      @@cinnamontoasty9226 they could even claim it was for the "sour-multiplyer"

    • @cinnamontoasty9226
      @cinnamontoasty9226 3 года назад +6

      @@Countryshorty13 OMG YES

  • @garrettbays6942
    @garrettbays6942 3 года назад +72

    The things I love about these food videos, are Amy's background comments. She is such a breath of fresh air, and a great contrast to Mark's craziness. This does not mean though that her absence in some of them diminishes the comedy in them, because Mark's reactions and Lixian's editing are enjoyable by themselves.

  • @ejspecht9184
    @ejspecht9184 2 года назад +252

    I love that Mark starts trying to seduce "Mrs Tootsie" once he decides she's married

    • @Sybato
      @Sybato Год назад +3

      She's actually single and 80

    • @Generic-usernam3
      @Generic-usernam3 Год назад +7

      @@Sybatosingle you say 😏

    • @digstrememcdingus1463
      @digstrememcdingus1463 4 месяца назад

      Well he did steal his friends Prom date and hasn't spoken to him since graduation, he mentions it in one of his qna vids

  • @astra4605
    @astra4605 3 года назад +400

    A few years back in my video production class, we all had this exact conversation about no sour candy being sour enough, and the next day a kid came in with a giant silver bag of white powder, and surprisingly it actually wasn’t cocaine lmfao. This kid had found pure malic acid and brought it in for everybody to eat. I’ve never been able to eat sour candy the same since. Nothing will ever amount to that experience.

  • @noahdabuildr1002
    @noahdabuildr1002 3 года назад +1628

    If markiplier was president: “IF YOU CALL IT SOUR IT HAS TO BE SOUR”

    • @generallyunimportant
      @generallyunimportant 3 года назад +3

      cbt at its best

    • @partially3264
      @partially3264 3 года назад +2

      but he is true

    • @honk582
      @honk582 3 года назад +1

      if markiplier was president the world would be a better place

    • @Maya-mr1hi
      @Maya-mr1hi 3 года назад +1

      Make America sour agian

    • @jeremax2048
      @jeremax2048 3 года назад +3

      Finally a comment that is not the truly disgusting comment.

  • @HopeHendershot-Moskal
    @HopeHendershot-Moskal 3 года назад +142

    Sour Skittles give you this false sense of security, because they don't seem too sour at first, but the next thing you know, you've eaten a whole bag and your mouth is bleeding. They're my favorite.

    • @atosmic9035
      @atosmic9035 3 года назад +15

      Ok just story time for sour skittles. My friends and I have this long standing tradition where on Halloween and Easter or someth we get ONLY an absurd amount of bags of sour skittles.
      Then we commence in the Dead Mans Tongue challenge. Whoever manages to finish the most bags gets $20 x however many bags they finished.
      The record is seven bags so far and did involve a horrifically bleeding tongue by the end.

    • @trebull2284
      @trebull2284 3 года назад +2

      If the record is ever broken you gotta update us and maybe have that persons taste buds tested out

  • @kingsugoyt
    @kingsugoyt 2 года назад +97

    This is nearly 22 minutes of Mark trying to convince everyone that he isn't a masochist for wanting to eat extremely sour candies.

  • @lelo_heh842
    @lelo_heh842 3 года назад +877

    This man is just coming after so many big brands

  • @timmyteehee9490
    @timmyteehee9490 2 года назад +322

    I love how when he dropped the gumball you could see his internal dilemma between his initial instinct of just picking the gumball off the floor and eating it and not wanting to show everyone on youtube how he just ate floor candy.

    • @Darkify0
      @Darkify0 9 месяцев назад +2

      don’t see why he wouldn’t, I mean I do it all the time, 5 year rule, remember and take notes

  • @asuddenredfox3626
    @asuddenredfox3626 3 года назад +226

    “Local man desperately tries to convince people he’s not a masochist while describing how much he likes to hurt himself.”

  • @NiceGuySam
    @NiceGuySam 2 года назад +85

    Mark: "MMM."
    Also Mark:(chokes on sour powder)
    M:"DELICIOUS."

  • @Whatamievendoinghere420
    @Whatamievendoinghere420 2 года назад +707

    "They're good because it's like salt in the wound"
    -Mark "not a masochist" Fischbach

  • @LiamMonticelli
    @LiamMonticelli 3 года назад +1593

    Markiplier: "SOUR APPLE!"
    Also Markiplier: *forgets that lime is a thing*

    • @gamerzone1014
      @gamerzone1014 3 года назад +22

      Lime isn’t really that sour though

    • @elizabethsmith7224
      @elizabethsmith7224 3 года назад +3

      Or lemon.

    • @pokerfaceproductions1010
      @pokerfaceproductions1010 2 года назад +7

      Yeah what are you on about
      Limes arent sour at all
      Granny smiths are

    • @JakeSomnia
      @JakeSomnia 2 года назад +19

      limes are tart. not sour. granny smith apples are sour.

    • @VitaEmerald324
      @VitaEmerald324 2 года назад +4

      @@JakeSomnia it’s the reverse for me, or at least that’s the natural order imo
      Also I just detest apple Skittles in every conceivable way compared to lime.

  • @nsane8923
    @nsane8923 3 года назад +550

    Company: sponsores literally anyone other than Markiplier
    Mark: “and I took that personally.”

    • @walkerpierce5446
      @walkerpierce5446 3 года назад +7

      You know, there may be some correlation between these kind of videos and large brands not wanting to sponsor him.

    • @utamania
      @utamania 3 года назад +2

      @@walkerpierce5446 the brands are in on it though ?? they know its not real

    • @pjsans
      @pjsans 3 года назад

      @@utamania It certainly is real.

    • @anniandro
      @anniandro 3 года назад

      @@pjsans This particular one seems like it'll have some sort of twist. Have a look at the Sour Patch Kids Twitter and you'll see they keep hinting at the fact they might end up sponsoring him because they're "sour" then "sweet".

    • @pjsans
      @pjsans 3 года назад

      @@anniandro That's a slogan. Stop acting like it's a thing. Troglodyte.

  • @Bell_Jingle
    @Bell_Jingle 2 года назад +53

    Lixian casually walking across the screen just to get punched off screen by Mark om his own accord,, is just one reason I love Lixian 😂💛

    • @Bell_Jingle
      @Bell_Jingle 2 года назад +2

      Also I'm pretty sure the "shockers" are now called sweet tart sours, which is an even worse name than shockers when compared to shock tarts

  • @berrybearcub8237
    @berrybearcub8237 3 года назад +2459

    AHEM, as a fellow masochist. I can tell you all that Mark is indeed in denial, because all masochist have a favorite pain, and Marks is acidity.

    • @soontherewillbesnow
      @soontherewillbesnow 3 года назад +146

      as a fellow fellow masochist, I agree with this statement.

    • @madzilla6812
      @madzilla6812 3 года назад +132

      As a second fellow masochist I also agree. Weirdly mine is similar to his, mine is when you have so much salt (like licking salt/flavor powder off of sunflower seeds specifically) that your tongue gets salt burned. That’s good shit

    • @sk3tch_art1st35
      @sk3tch_art1st35 3 года назад +66

      I must be the third to agree! Sour is good, but those low level candies that say they are "sour" just don't cut it! I like the warheads, that's something to give some spice, or should I say acidity to ones life!

    • @cheesyburrito6358
      @cheesyburrito6358 3 года назад +29

      I thought it was "respectable power"

    • @panthbucketing5187
      @panthbucketing5187 3 года назад +6

      I must agree as well

  • @KartoonPerson
    @KartoonPerson 3 года назад +1236

    Lixian: trying to take a nice relaxing walk
    Mark: time for punch

    • @macgyver42563
      @macgyver42563 3 года назад +28

      Lixian definitely deserves to receive his due credit and more when it comes to editing Mark's videos. Plus I just like his and Mark's little "interactions".

    • @big_sea
      @big_sea 2 года назад +1

      yes

    • @TheUltimateFrosty
      @TheUltimateFrosty 2 года назад +1

      That part killed me too lmao

    • @bi.fruitsalad
      @bi.fruitsalad 2 года назад +2

      Timestamp?

    • @spaze2blue8
      @spaze2blue8 Год назад +1

      ​@@bi.fruitsalad5:50

  • @Chris-ll6md
    @Chris-ll6md 3 года назад +397

    “SOURFULS”
    “You didn’t tell me to get sourfuls!”
    “i’m sorry, it’s okay.”

  • @PurpleBoi-ez7je
    @PurpleBoi-ez7je 2 года назад +38

    Markiplier: "I'm not a masochist"
    Also Markiplier: *this entire video*

  • @mildlyrobin4978
    @mildlyrobin4978 3 года назад +266

    Mark: "I'm not a masochist"
    Also Mark: "I don't buy anything sour because I want a nice experience. I wanna hurt, I wanna bleed, I wanna SUFFER."

    • @tran1000
      @tran1000 3 года назад +1

      First how many subscribers I can get from this comment

    • @VixenVulpix266
      @VixenVulpix266 3 года назад

      @@tran1000 I really know it depends

  • @wabbitvii
    @wabbitvii 3 года назад +361

    candies aren't extremely sour anymore because there have been laws put in place about how sour a candy can be because of how damaging sour candy can be

    • @Tigershark_3082
      @Tigershark_3082 3 года назад +12

      Thanks for the knowledge

    • @FurryMcMemes
      @FurryMcMemes 2 года назад +8

      Makes sense since the sourness is just acid and too much can just wreck you

    • @Ohchitzixgobkvid
      @Ohchitzixgobkvid 2 года назад +5

      The acid is quite potent and if you were to try it pure say goodbye to your tongue also shockers has been rebranded to extreme sour chewy the airheads he refers to is called sourfuls EEEEE

  • @Queenmurphy
    @Queenmurphy 3 года назад +259

    Lists of brands who are dead to mark:
    -Del monte
    -Green giant?
    -Takis
    -Sour patch kids
    I’ll leave it there to add more in the future

    • @andrecarvalho8470
      @andrecarvalho8470 3 года назад +10

      I'm counting on you... I'll be back in a year!

    • @Xenos_hive
      @Xenos_hive 3 года назад +1

      +

    • @InfiniteSkiegh
      @InfiniteSkiegh 3 года назад +1

      I'll be back too!

    • @ludwigbrand958
      @ludwigbrand958 3 года назад +1

      I was wondering if it was sour patch kids

    • @Alex-xp6dg
      @Alex-xp6dg 3 года назад +1

      I’ll be back to check on this next time a brand does this XD

  • @chrisjankay2488
    @chrisjankay2488 2 года назад +16

    (8:52)
    They’ll put you through the same amount of pain Hank felt too!

  • @tandempanic4141
    @tandempanic4141 3 года назад +142

    Is no one gonna talk about Warheads "spray candy"? It's literally a small container of a liquid concentration of sourness that you spray into your mouth.

    • @KraisonFrameworks
      @KraisonFrameworks 3 года назад +12

      It's the real-life equivalent of a splash potion

    • @D4rkrays
      @D4rkrays 3 года назад +6

      Oh that does sound like death, like something that shoulda happened in that one year we momento mori for.

    • @TheGuiltyPillow
      @TheGuiltyPillow 3 года назад +4

      So just a spray bottle full of acid? I think they have that in London.

    • @solitudeguard8478
      @solitudeguard8478 3 года назад +3

      I think it more appropriate to speak of how Truly disgusting, that some "Brands" would do this horrible thing to Mark.

    • @ahuman3585
      @ahuman3585 3 года назад +1

      Yes, and its good

  • @fetusfingers9916
    @fetusfingers9916 3 года назад +125

    “I’m sorry it’s okay” THAT WAS FUCKING ADORABLE AND SUCH A GOOD REPRESENTATION OF A HEALTHY AND LOVING RELATIONSHIP

    • @kaynamauu2784
      @kaynamauu2784 3 года назад

      ive been playing too much borderlands cuz all i can see is torgue shouting this

    • @sin5657
      @sin5657 3 года назад

      I was looking for this comment

    • @jayparker8490
      @jayparker8490 3 года назад

      @Logan agreed

    • @moistmista2137
      @moistmista2137 3 года назад

      @Logan lmao, mhmm sure

  • @sam.fridayyy
    @sam.fridayyy 3 года назад +238

    Takis: doesn’t sponsor Mark
    Mark: “Somebody is going to die tonight”

    • @filipuccino
      @filipuccino 3 года назад +8

      @Logan hey, its me again, also your crappy content is worse than mine

    • @davidmorrish9110
      @davidmorrish9110 3 года назад +3

      @Logan GTFO. Now.

    • @XxUnderKanexX
      @XxUnderKanexX 3 года назад +3

      @@filipuccino I think your content is so much better than his!

    • @tylerramos6436
      @tylerramos6436 3 года назад +3

      @Logan his content better than yours tf u mean

    • @filipuccino
      @filipuccino 3 года назад +3

      @@XxUnderKanexX thank, tho it might be a while before i even decide to post again

  • @Soup_phobic
    @Soup_phobic 2 года назад +25

    If he wants sour I recommend a really good brand called “Tête brûlée”
    It’s a french brand but I could barely eat those without crying, drooling or putting them under water

  • @LetsBeatUpSae
    @LetsBeatUpSae 3 года назад +397

    Everyone: Truly disgusting, that some "brands" would do this horrible thing to Mark, and Mark "not" being a masochist.
    Me: trying to read his shirt & look up the meaning, cause I am also learning Korean
    It's a Korean idiom that means "After hardships, happy days will come." Man I wish I had money to buy Cloak products, cause the is such a pretty shirt. ;-;

    • @anoekterpstra2308
      @anoekterpstra2308 3 года назад +4

      This comment is the truth

    • @tiyaa4196
      @tiyaa4196 3 года назад +1

      Yes!!

    • @potatosordfighter666
      @potatosordfighter666 3 года назад +4

      "Is Mark a Masochist?" was my bday video and I want it as part of an U*** A**** tattoo I'm designing.

    • @Cristobal_530
      @Cristobal_530 3 года назад +1

      Cause the is? Really?

    • @tasos646
      @tasos646 3 года назад

      ty for the knowledge lol pog

  • @bloobean
    @bloobean 3 года назад +339

    "You didn't tell me to get sourfuls."
    "IMSORRYITSOKAY"

    • @kattocomputer942
      @kattocomputer942 3 года назад +14

      I went immediately to the comments section after that moment to see if anyone had mentioned it

    • @marki_parki9224
      @marki_parki9224 3 года назад +20

      @Logan your channel has 5 videos and are all taken from another channel. Also none of them are fortnite related. Your IQ is equal to that of a stalagmite.

    • @divinaholden3814
      @divinaholden3814 3 года назад +3

      I love how he says it too

    • @kattocomputer942
      @kattocomputer942 3 года назад

      @@marki_parki9224 it's a bot

    • @marki_parki9224
      @marki_parki9224 3 года назад +7

      @@kattocomputer942 even so. It helps me let my anger out on something. Plus that makes the stalagmite insult valid

  • @sweetchocolatesecret
    @sweetchocolatesecret 3 года назад +408

    "I want to suffer!!" - Markiplier, Definitely not a Masochist

    • @amogusgaming.6681
      @amogusgaming.6681 3 года назад +5

      Mark cant hide anymore he is masohist he needs P A I N

  • @binebine9780
    @binebine9780 Год назад +23

    In a roundabout way, he was suffering when the candy wasn’t sour

  • @kurakumi8826
    @kurakumi8826 3 года назад +1835

    “I want to hurt, I want to bleed”
    - Markiplier(Not a masochist)

    • @fatherramen475
      @fatherramen475 3 года назад +10

      Based off your pfp I’m gonna assume your non-binary and lesbian. So I wanted to just make sure you’re aware of nblw terms. The two main ones are trixic(equivalent of sapphic) and femiamoric(equivalent of lesbian). Lesbian isn’t really the right term because it means a woman attracted to only women.

    • @HatsunePeeku
      @HatsunePeeku 3 года назад +48

      @@fatherramen475 literally no one cares

    • @fatherramen475
      @fatherramen475 3 года назад +3

      @@HatsunePeeku k and? Still felt like it

    • @mingid4783
      @mingid4783 3 года назад +26

      @@fatherramen475 theyre using the correct term, lesbian means non-men loving non-men

    • @martinvanburen7268
      @martinvanburen7268 3 года назад +6

      I’m a masochist

  • @ItsJames101
    @ItsJames101 3 года назад +1363

    10% of comments: something original
    90% of comments: "Truly disgusting, that some “Brands” would do this horrible thing to Mark."

    • @ayushlo8998
      @ayushlo8998 3 года назад +21

      Truly disgusting, that some “yes’s” would do this horrible thing to 90% of the Comments

    • @aniyilator
      @aniyilator 3 года назад +6

      Truly disgusting, that some “yes’s” would do this horrible thing to 90% of the comments.

    • @cale9907
      @cale9907 3 года назад +3

      Truly disgusting, that some ”yes’s” would do this horrible thing to 90% of the Comments

    • @ItsJames101
      @ItsJames101 3 года назад +2

      @@ayushlo8998 how dare you

    • @OliveGBee
      @OliveGBee 3 года назад +2

      Truly disgusting that some “yes’s” would do this horrible thing to 90% of the Comments

  • @AirLight1646
    @AirLight1646 3 года назад +410

    Lixian editing “DISTRACTIBLE” over Mark’s words is hilarious

  • @corynthius8860
    @corynthius8860 2 года назад +11

    I am so happy Mark made a Madness refrence. Such a surge of nostalgia

  • @Patterrz
    @Patterrz 3 года назад +661

    I can't believe *BRAND* would do this to Mark

    • @notgoodbutitry3000
      @notgoodbutitry3000 3 года назад

      Ok

    • @krafteekrack_RW
      @krafteekrack_RW 3 года назад +3

      I say we area 51 BRAND lol

    • @jokelbn
      @jokelbn 3 года назад +1

      Lol 😆

    • @darkmeraldpvp6531
      @darkmeraldpvp6531 3 года назад +4

      Imagine if Pokemon could react from eating a Sour pokeblocks

    • @LtSprinkulz
      @LtSprinkulz 3 года назад +20

      At least this isnt the usual copy paste cringe even if it's a similar format.

  • @melynnebrown3611
    @melynnebrown3611 3 года назад +157

    At this point its probably more lucrative for a company to "insult" or "offend" Mark just so that he will "call them out" in a video and they get free advertising in between his shenanigans. Its very entertaining to watch.

    • @eppssilon
      @eppssilon 3 года назад +8

      I feel like on the opposite, that one company that'll actually take his side will get humongous respect

    • @synithracc2409
      @synithracc2409 3 года назад

      But it backfires big bc his fans have loved him for years and are very able of hating that brand bc of his opinion

    • @DeltaSilver88
      @DeltaSilver88 3 года назад

      @@synithracc2409 To be fair, I don't really care about any of the brands he reviews since they're simply not available in my country. 👌‍‍

  • @thelazygamer2195
    @thelazygamer2195 3 года назад +511

    “So how many brands did you piss off?”
    Mark: *Yes.*

    • @AirLight1646
      @AirLight1646 3 года назад +20

      @Logan get a life kid

    • @ToffiDoesArt
      @ToffiDoesArt 3 года назад +10

      @@AirLight1646 yes, please. Logan, or whatever you call yourself, screw off

    • @Jlow2698
      @Jlow2698 3 года назад +3

      @Logan shut up

    • @ToffiDoesArt
      @ToffiDoesArt 3 года назад +1

      @@beepbop4368 N E V E R 🤪

    • @mr.glitchy1681
      @mr.glitchy1681 3 года назад

      @Logan bruh your content is stolen your opinion is invalid

  •  2 года назад +13

    These videos literally never get old

  • @squeaver1225
    @squeaver1225 2 года назад +135

    Green apples are generally sour which makes sense as to why the color green is associated with sour, but lots of naturally growing green food and unripe foods (green) are sour as well

    • @brolyq3487
      @brolyq3487 2 года назад

      There just so good

    • @ldkmelon
      @ldkmelon Год назад

      meanwhile haribo got sour green strawberry flavor 😅

  • @marsiewarsie887
    @marsiewarsie887 3 года назад +563

    Markiplier: talking about how a certain “brand” disrespected him
    The ad next to the video being a DISTRACTABLE ad.

  • @biancadavis8632
    @biancadavis8632 2 года назад +12

    “im sorry its okay” i died of cuteness. you’re adorable mark.

  • @khazz33
    @khazz33 3 года назад +340

    I love how "I'm not a masochist" became one of this community's main jokes after [REDACTED]

  • @herniatedbowel
    @herniatedbowel 3 года назад +56

    So, what we’ve learned is...
    Mark’s chips: must be so spicy that it hurts
    Mark’s candy: must be so sour that it hurts
    Mark: is not a masochist

  • @andersbell2046
    @andersbell2046 2 года назад +9

    A part of my soul was filled by Mark making a Madness Combat reference.

  • @booperdooper6924
    @booperdooper6924 3 года назад +98

    “And it hurts real good”, “I wanna hurt I wanna *bleed*”, “*has a huge coughing fit* that’s good”
    -mark, “I’m not a masochist”, iplier

  • @dabolife1
    @dabolife1 3 года назад +436

    BRAND shouldn't do that to Mark, for a good reason.

    • @fadi172
      @fadi172 3 года назад +2

      Verified

    • @poppycars213
      @poppycars213 3 года назад +2

      Report @Doofy the dragon for self advertising (he changed his name)

    • @jeggg1
      @jeggg1 3 года назад

      Why are you in literally every video

    • @potatomusic9528
      @potatomusic9528 3 года назад

      @Logan you shouldn't be watching him if you dont like him mark is a great person with an amazing personality he has done many charity's and so what if he doesnt play fortnite fortnite isnt even that good its actually more of a low tier game that children play

    • @timschick9672
      @timschick9672 3 года назад

      @Logan IDK guys hes got some... Intriguing content.. to say the least

  • @Rosen.Eclipse
    @Rosen.Eclipse 3 года назад +107

    Low key ma fav sour thing to eat is toxic waste and dip it in citric acid or I think it’s malic acid which is what makes sour stuff sour tho of course this ends with bleeding in the mouth and such so not the best idea but rly tasty

    • @comicfish6077
      @comicfish6077 3 года назад +2

      Are you okay 😰

    • @comicfish6077
      @comicfish6077 3 года назад +1

      @Joonatan Isoaho I love sour candy but. I don't think I can handle that haha 😅

    • @eclipsed_bella4964
      @eclipsed_bella4964 3 года назад

      @Rosen Eclipse didn't expect to see you here-

  • @tortoisetownn
    @tortoisetownn Год назад +3

    The way Mark was just joking around about the sourfuls and then when Amy sounded just a little sad he apologized it's just so cute

  • @CatAttackz
    @CatAttackz 3 года назад +500

    I would love to see Mark try Toxic Waste, it’s a sour candy in the UK but war heads sound like it’s the US version of toxic waste.

    • @dannyfoxboi
      @dannyfoxboi 3 года назад +65

      As an American, I can say I've had both Warheads and Toxic Waste. Toxic Waste is more sour imo (as far as I can remember at least. It's been a while).

    • @CaLypSO4456
      @CaLypSO4456 3 года назад +8

      I saw it at one of those setups at the mall that had a small container of it…don’t know if it was a knock off or the real thing…

    • @Tinni1611
      @Tinni1611 3 года назад +17

      Toxic waste is more sour than war heads. We have both in Australia

    • @camerannicephore5262
      @camerannicephore5262 3 года назад +11

      We have toxic waste here to, and its definitely less common, you can almost only find it in like specialty candy shops or dollar stores(poundlands) but it is definitely better and more sour

    • @RTF8RH
      @RTF8RH 3 года назад +5

      Warheads I’ve seen over here too, no where NEAR as bad as toxic waste. Holy toxic waste was good but it HURT. Warheads are like toxic waste but you get a bit less sour for a bit more of the sweet after

  • @shep07
    @shep07 3 года назад +89

    Markiplier will soon earn the title, “Killer of [BRAND]” if he keeps this up.

  • @avocadotoucan3359
    @avocadotoucan3359 3 года назад +103

    Everybody talking about how mark "isn't a masochist" and how "brand" could dare do such a thing, but can we talk about lixians edit at 5:52 that was HILARIOUS

    • @Khajiidaro
      @Khajiidaro 3 года назад +6

      Mark often hits his employees so they know why they need to do perfection in their work. That was Lixian asking for help, so lets not speak anymore about it.

    • @peergrewolls9364
      @peergrewolls9364 3 года назад +6

      I WAS SEARCHING FOR THIS COMMENT between all the copy paste stuff people are doing :,((

    • @thunderhooves4400
      @thunderhooves4400 3 года назад +1

      @@Khajiidaro 😐

  • @emajoi2815
    @emajoi2815 2 года назад +6

    13:06 Mark injures himself whilst trying to get his point across aggressively...way to go, Mark.

  • @noahworke2497
    @noahworke2497 3 года назад +649

    Mark: You can't just pound vitamins and expect the flu to go away
    My Mom: Lies, Deception

    • @paigejackson3740
      @paigejackson3740 2 года назад +13

      My grandmother used Vicks like it was gonna stop me from feeling like dying

    • @davidtucker9498
      @davidtucker9498 2 года назад +7

      I mean... Vitamins are good for a healthy immune system, and that is what you need to fight off ANY virus, so...

    • @dontage8157
      @dontage8157 2 года назад +12

      @@paigejackson3740 one day Vicks will make her immortal and you can't say she wasn't right

    • @elizabethh.everett5945
      @elizabethh.everett5945 2 года назад +1

      My mom: words, words to deceive

    • @jas.per.25
      @jas.per.25 2 года назад +2

      my mom did that with Emergen-c, and to be fair i drank it all the time as much as kids like Capri sun or soda or whatever. now my immune system is so strong it survived multiple OD's and never got COVID, or the flu, or anything. I'm literally god at this point

  • @The_Raven18
    @The_Raven18 3 года назад +65

    He should try "Toxic Waste" sour candies. They have different colored barrels per intensity and after about 3 candies your mouth bleeds and you're dying inside

  • @Spiracle
    @Spiracle 3 года назад +201

    Starting off as a sassy middle-aged mother and gradually morphing into a man who can't stop insulting his own podcast while accidentally abusing his editor...
    *Could anyone else pull off such a rapid transition?*

  • @marieemilie492
    @marieemilie492 2 года назад +3

    0:57
    Mark really said "so 💅🏼"

  • @a_dream_i_had_once
    @a_dream_i_had_once 3 года назад +230

    *Mark*: Doesn't like gummies
    *Also Mark*: Not a hard candy kind of guy
    Uhm,,, sir???

    • @simply-dee1042
      @simply-dee1042 3 года назад +26

      he drinks malic acid and sugar

    • @Gracey222
      @Gracey222 2 года назад +6

      He likes gum

    • @BlueMiaou
      @BlueMiaou 2 года назад +6

      he just likes the SOUR. thats what he likes.

    • @Kassaroodle
      @Kassaroodle 2 года назад +1

      @@simply-dee1042 you're comment made me chuckle tbh-

  • @haileykeefe
    @haileykeefe 3 года назад +586

    Nobody:
    Absolutely no one:
    Markiplier: having a feud with a candy brand.

    • @dashat3938
      @dashat3938 2 года назад +6

      Also Nobody:
      Also Absolutely no one:
      Also Markiplier: kids are great, but distractible suck.

    • @big_sea
      @big_sea 2 года назад +1

      yes

    • @feritye767
      @feritye767 2 года назад +1

      nobody:
      absolutely no one:
      everyone (I lied lol): this meme is overused

    • @n646n
      @n646n 2 года назад

      r/uselessnobody

  • @PearlescentMoon
    @PearlescentMoon 3 года назад +111

    We used to have the powder type of sour skittles in Australia... They were my absolute favourite... They've since been replaced with skittles like the normal flavour as a hard shell, just with a sour taste inside.
    It's not quite the same and it's saddening.

    • @bimisikocheng
      @bimisikocheng 3 года назад +2

      Truly disgusting, that some “brands” would do this horrible thing to Mark.

    • @kaeruchips
      @kaeruchips 3 года назад +3

      yeah it really sucks and it's just not the same

    • @imslothed
      @imslothed 3 года назад +2

      welcome to hermitcraft

    • @whatsyouropiniononsawblades
      @whatsyouropiniononsawblades 3 года назад

      Yoooo I remember those, they were great.

  • @mackenzie2282
    @mackenzie2282 Год назад +2

    12:55 "You didn't tell me to get sourfuls..." "No im sorry its ok"

  • @orionmurphy3064
    @orionmurphy3064 3 года назад +60

    That "I'm sorry it's okay!" He says when he thinks He upset Amy is so wholesome and sweet!

  • @hanatheranger
    @hanatheranger 3 года назад +332

    I can’t believe “distractable” would do such a thing to markiplier. For shame…

    • @TheMorbiusGamingYT
      @TheMorbiusGamingYT 3 года назад +18

      @@BruhBruh-yh5wo Hush child, nobody cares, you aren’t better, we all know this, stop lying to yourself and others. :)

    • @yannismiersch8913
      @yannismiersch8913 3 года назад +21

      @@BruhBruh-yh5wo Your almost as bad as Logan (hate comment)

    • @payton_bagel8317
      @payton_bagel8317 3 года назад +1

      @@yannismiersch8913 liking this reply for the parenthesis

  • @joselyngomez4163
    @joselyngomez4163 2 года назад +2

    12:57
    I love their relationship

  • @beaverjedi
    @beaverjedi 3 года назад +718

    8:30
    Mark: "Madness combat!!!"
    Amy: "Kinda looks like an among us guy"
    My god lmao

  • @mementomori3149
    @mementomori3149 3 года назад +131

    "SOURFULS!
    You didn't tell me to get sourfuls!
    Nonono It's okay."
    He changed up real quick.

  • @saltwater7366
    @saltwater7366 3 года назад +181

    _"When I want sour, I want to be kicked in the teeth with the sour."_
    -Mark the Not a Masochist

  • @AngelWingsYT
    @AngelWingsYT 2 года назад +5

    mark: i wanna hurt i wanna bleed I WANNA SUFFER
    also mark: i am NOT a masochist

  • @AsheTacitE
    @AsheTacitE 3 года назад +81

    I'm very disappointed that no one is talking about his madness combat joke

    • @PoxCozart
      @PoxCozart 3 года назад +1

      What? where?

    • @lycanjsab6017
      @lycanjsab6017 3 года назад +1

      Mike and Ikez, he said they looked like the grunts lol

    • @puro8054
      @puro8054 3 года назад +2

      Madness combat reference is at 8:19 i think

    • @merp9840
      @merp9840 3 года назад +2

      I mean, they really do look like the grunts

    • @lycanjsab6017
      @lycanjsab6017 3 года назад +1

      Ugh yeah, they kinda do

  • @kaileihickey7777
    @kaileihickey7777 3 года назад +166

    i thought it was so cute when amy didn’t get the sourfuls and mark was like “nono it’s okay!”. it seems like they have such a healthy relationship 🥺

    • @brandoniscuul1027
      @brandoniscuul1027 3 года назад +1

      Stfu bro lmao

    • @thelogicdefier4630
      @thelogicdefier4630 3 года назад +22

      @@brandoniscuul1027 bro what is with that toxicity

    • @Ratzet
      @Ratzet 3 года назад +10

      @@brandoniscuul1027 shut up

    • @exteriorpeak0815
      @exteriorpeak0815 3 года назад +11

      I thought it was super cute too. He said "I'm sorry, it's ok". Like, he even apologized. They seem great together.

    • @evaspaans7214
      @evaspaans7214 3 года назад +6

      IT'S SO CUTE

  • @canoncosplays
    @canoncosplays 2 года назад +1

    Markiplier “i’m not a masochist” Fischbach, but at the same time “I love sour bc of the pain and the power”

  • @YaHear1003
    @YaHear1003 3 года назад +1179

    Mark:
    “When it hurts real good”
    “Not a masochist”
    Me:
    Uh…

    • @abbyagan6220
      @abbyagan6220 3 года назад +21

      The amount of times through out his videos he’s had to say he’s not a masochist is concerning lol

    • @whoreformgg1732
      @whoreformgg1732 3 года назад +4

      @@abbyagan6220 _KJZJSJSHS IKR ?? the amount of times hes said it you would start to second guess 😭_

    • @midnight7621
      @midnight7621 2 года назад

      do we truly tell 'em? or do we just let him be happy...?

  • @RMGamingBD
    @RMGamingBD 3 года назад +38105

    "When I want sour, I want to hurt"
    - Mark "Not A Masochist" Fischbach

    • @venoxin
      @venoxin 3 года назад +754

      Logan is a spam bot, dont go to his channel

    • @fadi172
      @fadi172 3 года назад +44

      Verified

    • @aisha5156
      @aisha5156 3 года назад +579

      @@venoxin
      Logan is just a figment of our imagination.

    • @sainsburyslocal
      @sainsburyslocal 3 года назад +24

      hello verified user

    • @jayhansen4918
      @jayhansen4918 3 года назад +203

      Mark "hurts so good like salt in the wound" fischbach

  • @emmapray6604
    @emmapray6604 3 года назад +84

    12:54 I just love how kind and patient Mark is with Amy. We need more "mark"s in the world ❤

  • @moonn8960
    @moonn8960 3 года назад +155

    Mark : “it hurts real good”
    Also mark : NOT A MASOCHIST

    • @icestorm3397
      @icestorm3397 3 года назад +5

      @Logan People like you are why I have my Pfp

    • @tlgk7697
      @tlgk7697 3 года назад

      @@icestorm3397 i love your pfp. I want it.

    • @judithlarubiahernandez3193
      @judithlarubiahernandez3193 3 года назад

      The person that made them does

    • @tlgk7697
      @tlgk7697 3 года назад

      "I don't want my sour eating experience to be pleasurable in any way. I want only pain."

  • @orionmidoriya7738
    @orionmidoriya7738 Год назад +12

    Anybody wants to start a petition with me to show Mark that he's DEFINITELY a masochist.

  • @Lokiii.
    @Lokiii. 3 года назад +165

    "I dont want to be in- I dont want my sour eating experience to be pleasurable in any way. Only pain"
    Flash back to the time when Mark said "I'm not a masochist"

  • @intellectualpotato23
    @intellectualpotato23 3 года назад +180

    The amount of brands Mark has disowned is mildly concerning lol

    • @sjayk-ax3116
      @sjayk-ax3116 3 года назад +13

      @Logan who tf plays Fortnite

    • @starkiller1289
      @starkiller1289 3 года назад +4

      @Logan Unless Fortnite becomes a horror game he isn't playing it.

    • @rcl4737
      @rcl4737 3 года назад +2

      @@sjayk-ax3116 I play Fortnite but I’m not like one of those kids like Logan who is saying to force Mark to play it.

    • @texasreznikof
      @texasreznikof 3 года назад +2

      @Logan bro stfu

    • @DeltaSilver88
      @DeltaSilver88 3 года назад +1

      @Doofy The Dragon Doofy, more like Puff the Magic Dragon since this guy's clearly been into some magic powder.