Sour Patch Kids: THE FINAL INSULT
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- Опубликовано: 17 апр 2020
- My feud with Mr. Patch and the Sour Patch Kids comes to its final conclusion... have they sent assassins to silence me? Or have they decided to walk the sweet path and grant me full ownership of their company?
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"if you yell at someone long enough they'll send you a gift"
Karen's: *heavy breathing*
I am waiting
Karens demand better service because they're selfish.
Mark demands better service because the service was actually disappointing .
I don't know about "yelling at someone long enough," Jack never did get that sponsorship from coke.
I mean...yet!
@@spencealwayswins Its over dude even Sean said it was
I mean, they started this😐
@@holygaia5938 ok but think about it. Sean probably was told to stop the bit. look at mini ladd and what happened with him and coke.
@@chandlertokes9009 What happened to mini ladd with coke?
I love the fact that Sour Patch basically went "All right, listen here you little shit"
FACTS 😭
why did this make me laugh so much more than anything else here
So fuckin accurate
Fr tho lol
And then said thank you afterwards lmao
The fact that Sour Patch Kids gave him an entire portrait of his icon made out of Sour Patch Kids and *still* won’t give him a sponsorship shows how much power Mr. Patch actually has.
He likely had some dedicated Markiplier fans who happens to work at Sour Patch Kids, and told the company PR, “Hey, yooze over there sit’n at that fancy shmancy desk with all those fancy pantsy pens... I tell yooze what, yooze best gotta get to knows this heres Mark fella!”
@@heatherfeather7199 I read this in Mark's voice XD
@@localgamer.127 I read it in his prison voice from heist
Or how much power Mark has
AMEN
Mark: If you yell at someone long enough they'll send you a gift
Jack: (Trying to get a Coke Sponsorship) ...
thats old now hes not doing that
Monty Sansom Mark still hasn’t gotten sponsored by Takis, has he?
MatPat but Pepsi took pity on him
Jack should have made several dedicated videos to reviewing Coke products in a fun and fresh new way. Same goes with MatPat who wanted a Diet Coke sponsor. Offhandedly mentioning it in a video that has nothing to do with Coke won't get their attention.
Proof this works: Our boi Markiplier
Oooooh
Mr. Patch: "He insulted us, what should we do?"
An employee somewhere: "Give him a picture made of Sour Patch."
Mr Patch: "...?"
The employee: "Ants. So. Many. Ants."
Genius
That’s the most evil thing I’ve ever herd of
B I T E
I truly burst out in laughter. Good job, sir and/or madam
Good person, I am proud to be your 666th like lol
I love how Mr. Patch’s response to him not liking the individually wrapped candies is just throwing loose candies into the box
So glad someone got what they were trying to do!
During a pandemic
@@chemicalcupcakes8387 yes it adds extra flavour and extra covid resistant plasma to ur blood
@@Urban_Goose 😂
I mean before covid I think he probably would have eaten them
“Didn’t like the plastic wrapping on our individually wrapped sour patch kids?
*G O N E* “
“ *tHank yOu* “
How the hell does this have no replies
@@coolwhip310 Ikr (well now they have 2 replies :) )
@@coolwhip310 because no one has anything to comment on it clearly you didnt
9:26 missed opportunity: “I consider our feud... patched up”
9:26
@@bruhbruh6294 I've never understood why people put a timestamp after the qoute they're referring to, thank you
@read ah shit thank you
"You know us.... we're sour... then sweet."
Mark: ITS A BOMB.
the bomb in hand simulator was from sour patch kids
What a beautiful relationship
Sour sweet gone
You didn't even get the line right, Is your reaction time like 2 seconds later than it should be?
@@reactionboyguy Welcome to another episode of: Being a dick in the internet!
Thank god he doesn’t suck on these and spit them out like he does with Takis
I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING
YO SAME WHEN HE FIRST ATE ONE I WAS LIKE PLEASE DON'T SPIT IT OUT
it’s torturous to watch but you can’t look away
I had to stop watching that video cause it grossed me out so much.
I thought he would do that
" if you tell at them enough, they'll give you what you want"
Del Monte: And for that reason I am deaf
NAH YOU DID NOT 😭
Mark started reading the letter and i'm just like "you're being passive-aggressived by a candy company"
yes 🙂
That's the type of letter I'm here for.
Lady Seashell Bikini That’s kind of the point. Companies learned early on that acting more human helps people feel more comfortable with your brand and thus more eager to buy your product.
So they started hiring advertising people who have a sense of humor and aren’t afraid to do fun, wacky shit like this.
I actually appreciate when companies seem to be in on the joke and are willing to play along.
And Sour Patch Kids revenge on Mark is leading a colony of ants into his house.
I was just thinking that 😂
Heavily underrated xd
"INTO THE BREACH FOR THE QUEEN!!!!!"
The ants are after Marks sweet protrait
NarwhalGuy!
Hhhh
“All right, Mark.”
The most passive-aggressive way to start a letter.
"moral of the story, if you yell at someone enough they will send ya a gift"
- Markiplier 2020
Except for Del Monte
@@jessicamcglaughlin9152 those rat bastards
that is the thought process of every pet ever
Mark: "When I was a kid, we couldn't afford games"
*Sticks hand in bee bush*
The family payed for Marks visit to the ER thats why
I'm sorry, but what in god's name is a *b e e b u s h ?*
Mark : this is totally not hurting at are *◡*
I finish it :)
If I made a mistake I’m sorry
are you on point em
btw its a hip hop refrence to a tribe called quest
Mark: "It's dripping sugar everywhere."
Me: "I see ants in your future, many ants."
This is Mr/s Patch's true plan. Their true scheme. It begins with invasion.
mmm yes, now eat the ants and their stench will bring more, then bringing an _endless_ amount of ants to consume.
You, sir, have just solved world hunger.
I agree and idk how long that picture is gonna last
@@vidalial.1999 true true but lets think if i yell at my friend he would send me a gift like mark said
I cant stop laughing at the picture of the ppl that had to put the things in the box and their boss just going "grab the individual candy... take the wrapping off and just dunk it in. This is personal."
Edit: i wrote this comment before i have seen the portrait part and now i am. ALSO imagining the face of the clueless workers just putting a GODDAM CANDY ART PIECE INTO A DELIVERY BOX
Sees tiny will smith in the background, remembers Unus Annus: starts crying
At least you saw it
Memento mori my friends
Don't cry because it's gone, smile because it happened
@@gayinnit5782 And don't listen to anyone who recommends Flixzone. P.s. where is that quote from?
hurr durr
I love how he thinks they used the blues as packing peanuts but really its just them removing the individual wrapping from them as said in the letter. Just to make a point to him XD "you don't like them wrapped? FINE! here are your dirty little blue men"
It actually went over my head
I don't like the phrasing of "little dirty blue men"
@@applesas942 that's so funny because I very much enjoyed that phrasing
They licked their hands first
Dirty little blue men
Im dead
Mark: "That's really nice Mr.Patch,I consider our feud settled"
Me: *Looks in recent uploads*
Also Mark: *[B R A N D] is dead to me*
I love the fact that Sour Patch took a dig at Mark being afraid of mannequins and it just flew over his head entirely lol
I love how mark said in his book video that he has no influence yet is able to make a huge company give him a box filled with free things after bullying them
He didn't bully them lmao. They just give him stuff for the publicity. Even when he dunked on them, they probably still gained buyers
@@himedo1512 All publicity is good publicity, as they say. More often than not negative news is more effective than positive anyways.
@@Kyosumari Because in the day and age, negative news travels farther. People love to share gossip about drama and even this faux drama was probably more fun to share around than a simple box review would.
@@Dragongirlwaifu Agreed. Sour Patch Kids and Markiplier is like Wendy's and Twitter. Both have interesting and out of the box advertising, and so far it does them well.
@@himedo1512 He still technically bullied them. It was just done in good-fun and benefits the both of them.
Markiplier, who has looked at his icon every day for the past seven years: oh wait the eyes are up here
Lilly Olpin I haven’t read the comment I just saw your profile picture and it’s awesome
Happy to be your 1k like.
@@jettfisher5313 lmao hey i'll take it
@@rryanova ay thanks!
You know the outreach person responsible for this was really enjoying themselves
Sour patch kids literally the only company that can start a war with a RUclipsr and not sue or copyright them
"First, they're sour. Then, they''re sweet."
Is that how you would define passive aggression?
Passive aggression is usually dismissive and monotone
I was thinking "Tsundere" but yes that's it! xD
Yo this is so much better than all the top comments
vice versa; it's sweet, then sour
Aggressive passive.
Mr. Patch: you didnt like the plastic on our individually wrapped sour patch kids? Gone
The box: literally just unpackaged sour patch kids lying in the top of the box like packing peanuts
𝕄𝕣.ℙ𝕒𝕥𝕔𝕙 𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕟𝕥 𝕝𝕪𝕚𝕟𝕘
Mr.patch never lies
@@wins0559 Mr. Patch for president!
that ending was SUCHHH an unus annus end and it truly broke my heart when i didnt see the clock and hear the ticking after it
Sour Patch: “…as you know we are sour then sweet…”
Mark: “…there’s a bomb…”
Mark: Yells at company like 3 times
Company: "We should send him 2 gift boxes."
Jack: Keeps advertising coke and being nice to their company for like 2 years
Company: "Who's Jackspedicey?"
Yeah sad
Jack, just yell at them
Matthew Patrick who?
*"coke"*
It's pretty much free advertisement for them, reaching an audience of hundred thousands of people for at most a few hundred dollars is like the best deal ever.
Pretty sure when they say "loves dolls" that they're referencing his fear of mannequins
Right? Glad I'm not the only one that got it
OMGGGGG
THAT IS SOUR
Exactly!
Lmao they should have put a mannequin head in a bag surriunded by blue sourpatch
Markiplier is a national treasure and must be protected forever
Agree
The “we know you love dolls mwah hah hah” got me 😂. Everyone knows he hates mannequin horror, I half expected the thing to pop open like a jack in the box
This has the same energy as when the animators changed the whole Sonic movie because of the memes.
what?
I can’t believe y’all actually bullied an entire studio
Kaeli Rank they probably aren’t a huge fan of memes
Lol
Kaeli Rank and somehow it was just as bad 😔
Whoever was in charge of sending Mark all of this should definitely get a raise. Cause I really want sour patch kids now.
Yeah it's actually an effective ad for once
oh man, me too.
I haven’t ever had it and actually never heard of it before mark’s videos but i really want some somehow...
“Hey, how’d youse know I got a bottle of wines here?” Yancy is that you?!
It’s pronounced “yooze”.
@@heatherfeather7199 But I think it's spelled "youse". I'm not an expert, though.
I WAS THINKING THE SAMD THING
Oh he has the tiny will smith cutout from [Redacted].
I swear to god I'm gonna cry.
Memento mori
2020: sour patch cream cheese
2040: sour patch tactical shovel
Can't wait
YES I WANT ONE! The millionth and one-th use if the tactical shovel? *EAT IT*
Yes lets start a petition to get tactical shovel in sourpatch
I need that in my life
The shovel had sour patch space in a compartment that you put many sour patch kids in it for emergencies
"If you yell at someone long enough they'll send you a gift" with this logic we could bully Mark into giving us free merch, and it would be his fault
hmmm, good idea
Ok people time to set the plan in motion.
"He's short!"
Now where's my merch....xD
333 likes. It's a sign.
We each should receive 3 free merch items ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
Im with you there
I like how they claimed the Markiplier Pack was in celebration of the green and red shoes when it was obviously the Christmas mix
1:36
Mark : "Requires a precision tool."
His tool: * squeaking *
ThE sQuEaKs MaKe It PrEcIsE
The sour patch kids sitting in the box were there because he did not like them individually wrapped.
Mark: I hate that they're individually wrapped
Also Mark: I'm not gonna fucken eat those ones.
The fact that they're still using you for free advertising and still haven't sponsored you is the true final insult lol
Numeriku cuz Mark didn’t need those coins, he’s got enough coin to enjoy wut ever he want in life now. So better not to turn this into businesses, and just keep it as a little inside joke between them~. One of the reason we love mark’s content so much
It's symbiotic, I think.
Marks gets free swag and candy, as well as easy content, and Mr. Patch gets youtuber-cred.
Well if he get sponsor he can't insult sour patch then😏
Sheldon O'Brien they don’t get cred though they just get dissed
No they're paying him in his children
i love that sour patch literally commited to the bit so god damn hard-
watching this now hits so different since he's cut all ties with **[redacted]**
@RoseClaraBeara ! the company who shall not be named that is heavily featured in this video.
@RoseClaraBeara ! Unus annus
Mark: Hey, I don't like the individual packaging, it's wasteful and inconvenient.
Mr. Patch: Okay, we'll just give you a bunch of loose sour patch kids without any packaging!
That's literally the pettiest response ever though lmao
@@sbrock657 Totally hilarious tho. This entire video was very petty, but in a funny, sweet, and good way.
@@mintykarma336 It actually felt like a couple people going along with a joke, deliciously sarcastic but without being mean. I like it, just made it funnier XD
It’s so passive aggressive I love it
@@sbrock657 As if Mark isn't petty?
Mark: *completely insults sour patch kids in its entirety*
Also Mark: Are they mad at me?
Seems right to me
I feel bad for em I mean they did get his shoe size right and I sure as hell wouldn't COMPLAIN ABOUT TWO FREE POUNDS OF CANDY
Hehe
Yup.
@@achievedsins8441 is there any proof sour patch kids cause cancer? diabetes maybe cavities definitely, but cancer I don't think so.
Guys, I can't get over the little dance he does at the beginning. That shit killed me. 🤣
Pretty sure the whole "you love dolls" thing is just a pretty bad attempt on sour patches' end to poke fun at your fear of mannequins
Mark: “Moral of the story...”
Me: “Beware the shovel-knife...?”
Excuse me that's a tactical shovel
Its a dagger or a shkife
PixelatedAnimations omg same😂😂
Don't let this distract from the fact that I post a video of an egg every single day
Hi pixelated, this is just lettuce
Theory: Mark knocked the doll off of the table at the end to now start a war with POP, so he can get his own doll.
But he died
genius
Bro 666 likes
capi Bird you know how fast I would buy it tho
Then the doll rejected him 😂
i love how they were just as petty to mark as he was to them
6:30 Heisenberg's finest blue sour patch kids:
"If you yell at someone long enough, they'll send you a gift"
Well, look at how well that worked out for Sean and yelling at Coca-Cola
so true
I don't think he was aggressive enough
Or MatPat and Diet Coke lol
*me covering my mouth out of shock*
spiffingbrit actually did get sent Yorkshire tea
He needs to cover that “painting” in resin if he doesn’t want a house full of ants
that's actually pretty good idea.
I'm pretty sure Sour Patch sent Mark that for that purpose
Yep... He needs to buy a gallon of resin.
Or he can just eat it with Amy
the ants are going to take over
Whatever you do, do not tell Mark that Sour Patch Kids dissed him on their official TikTok account
“It’s all sour patch kids”
Always has been
Mark was so poor he didn't have real toys, he just had the *bee bush*
@MPDeity 2:30
@Dominik Wieczkowski never saw this happening in rl XD
only in vids*
NO WHEN HE WAS YOUNG HE HAVE TO stare and judge people or sit in the corner and just look
I think?..............
Bees
Mark : "I'm an expert!"
Employer : "An expert at what?"
Mark : "Yes!"
Small pp
Employer: "........YOU'RE HIRED!"
He kinda cut it sideways...
Big PP = Small Brain
Wits beyond messure
love how he says “i’m an expert” and than proceeds to cut the tape with the top side of the knife
Markiplier: *sticks hand into bag*
*comes out with 6 sour patch kids on hand*
Mark: This does put a smile on my face...
That “painting” is going to attract so many ants. And maybe even a Bee bush.
Wouldn't it be cool to see an inside look of the company where they made it?
Mark was right it is definitely a trojan horse, it might not have been a bomb but it sure will be annoying.
[MISSION: Eat Sour Patch Painting]
"Whatever is at the bottom of this box is going to kill me"
they probably coated it with acrylic( stuff u glue fish tanks together with) to reserve it and it wont rot or attract ants
My new favorite conspiracy theory: Momiplier is picking a fight with her son by using Sour Patch Kids as a front
This is a conspiracy I am willing to follow.
That sounds intriguing...I'm in!
ORRR Mr. Patch is Momipliers ex.
Momiplier secretly is mrs sourpatch and owns the company
don't mind me, just putting a timestamp for me here at 0:14 because that "I've" was beautiful
4:54 NO WE CAN'T LIXIAN
Mark: it's a hard knock life for us
Also Mark: *a man who owns five ovens*
Kitty Hawk I AM A MAN WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS
Hah, I own 12 ovens, because I actually USE MY LEGS AND MINE MORE THAN YOUR NORMAL 8 PIECES OF COBBLESTONE BECAUSE I FO THE EXTRA MILE AND CRAFT MORE
@@iredeemable ever just */fill 0, 0, 0 40, 50, 40 furnace* and marvel at your rectangle of furnaces?
What is this, like 8,000 furnaces with these low of numbers. I could get more furnaces.
@@Raspy-vz9sj not 8,000, I just did the math and got 80,000
Interviewer: so what was your favorite toy as a child?
Mark: bEe BuSh
Interviewer: what
Mark: a bUsH fULl oF beEs
BEE BUSH BEE BUSH BEE BUSH BEE BUSH BEE BUSH BEE BUSH BEE BUSH BEE BUSH BEE BUSH BEE BUSH BEE BUSH
Yeah bee Bush, it was awesome
(This sounds so cliché but thank you for all the likes really means a lot to me and it helps my heart
@@TANKED_ LOL at least least it wasn't in an edit
Man the bee bush, I remember that!
To actually give mark his own sour patch thing, they should make sour patch pink mustaches to represent.
Is Markiplier the reason that to this day anytime I buy sour patch kids, I get exactly one blue one in the whole pack
When they sent him a doll and said that they knew he “loved” dolls and then laughed. Were they referring to his fear of mannequins and thought it would be funny to send him a doll? 😂
lmao, they ARE sour I guess xDD
I thought it would have been a poke at his FNaF playing. You know, cuz there’s like, toy Bonnie and toy Chica? They’re “dolls”
Ooooooh, I didn't think about that. I was just like "When did I miss Mark being super into dolls and figurines?? What tf are they talking about???". Mark didn't seem to get it either, but it makes sense. lol
Glad someone caught that too lol
Sure thing
I like to imagine at 10:08 when he says "that is good" sour patch headquarters explodes into cheer like Nasa mission control for Apollo 11
mark: “is it a lifetime supply of sour patch kids, or 12 new pairs of shoes?!”
mr. patch: “uhhh no”
Mark: “If you yell at someone long enough they’ll send you gifts”
Or a lawsuit-
Or apparently a box full of snark
He said that as soon as I seen this comment
Remember, he can't survive a lawsuit.
Thats how it works where I work. People get free stuff for yelling at us...
@Axeliaen win-win scenario?
“The moral of the story: if you shout at someone long enough, they’ll send you a gift.”
Head: “So how long has Sean been shouting at his fans?”
Not even the fans, but how long has Seán been yelling at Coca-Cola?? Lmao 😂
@@crichards037 They don't deserve him
To much
What i saw this as he said that in the video 😂
sean gets fanmail he just does not do videos on it.
I love the passive aggressive tone of their letter!
Nobody :
Not a soul :
Mark : *~I got box~*
"Whatever is inside this box is going to kill me."
*Diabetes*
This comment is underrated 😂
I have diabetes
That was their plan all along
I think you mean diabetus
😂😂😂 accuracies
I love to think about how they must have seen the last video and said "okay you don't like how they're individually wrapped?" and just grabbed a hand of unpacked ones to throw them into the box
company: marks a nice guy here have a present
mark: *HOW DARE YOU*
When he is talking about how he broke his fast, he started sounding like Tony Stark. Mark's gonna build an iron man suit out of Sour Patch Kids
I knew he reminded of something and you nailed it
What is fast
@@eemeli7093 It's to not consume anything (Neither food nor drink) for a certain amount of time ,at least I think it is
@@ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou yup! There's certain countries that do that for holidays as well!
I thought that too! I was like, “that... why does he sound like Tony Stark”
The opening of the video-
“I’Ve gOt Box”
Somethin somethin
It really rocks
Welcome to the grand finale...
No one gonna talk ab how he absolutely served with his voice in the beginning ?
I’ve only been watching Unus Annus videos and have just been skipping Mark and Ethans videos for the past year. So now I’m here. Watching them all trying to fill the void now.
“Are they mad at me”
(10 seconds later)
“Whatever is at the bottom of this box is gonna kill”
I'm assuming by the "you love dolls" bit is a jab at your fear of mannequins.
Which suggests "mr.patch" watches marks videos and i think thats great
I was yelling that at the tv
I thought the PR team just watched him obsessively collect the dolls in the doom videos because they're some of the more recent content he's put out
Rinoa Goldstone It’s a reference of multiple meanings 😂
0:26 He looks like his arms are either super short or fake.
Mr Patch: "Theres a pretty sweet surpri-"
Mark: "Its a bomb"
Mark: that’s honestly very nice..
Also mark: *places CANDY picture in front of a window, setting it up for its inevitable melty doom*
Don't forget the ants
Or ants ._.
Maybe even pigeons would dare to take a bite, who knows?
@@roadkillrot no- Just some person telling him to chill out- (as a joke obviously)
@Sharpshooter Lance wow, me too. I love anger boiz
Mark: You think my mom made this all up for a bit?
Mark's Mom (CEO of Sour Patch Kids): Yes my son, deceive them. They will never know.
Momiplier nooOoOoOoOoooOoOOooOo!
Well now that he brought it up...
For some reason I just picture Marks mom dressed like Emperor Georgiou from Star Trek Discovery, laughing all evil like as she exectues a random employee with a sour patch shuriken
The best corporate interaction with an influencer in history. Say what you will about sour patch and their weird products, this is just such a good way to interact with the internet. It’s a sure fire way to give people a positive opinion of your company.
3:55 the B E L L
Mark: It’s dropping sugar everywhere
Ants: It’s free real estate
Does he want ants? Cuz that's how you get ants.
@@late_gamer13 It's a joke.
Yeah, so is my quote from Archer, dude.
@@late_gamer13 and how was I supposed to know that 💀
Sigh.
Are we just going to skip the fact Markiplier literally called out Funko Pop for not making him into a Funko Pop?!
He sassy and I love him even more for it
I thought: why not try Youtooz?
@@wasder-xm5so True. I was actually surprised he wasn't one of the first ones.
7:45 for anyone wanting it this is when he turns into doomslayer
Mark talking about dolls: unless there was one of me, then I would love them.
Youtooz: we can make that happen
If Markiplier keeps saying bad things, they’ll just send him a dead rat stuffed with red and green sour patch kids.
🤣🤣🤣 I laughed at this way more than I should have
First RUclips comment in a while that has actually made me genuinely laugh. Thank you.
This made me laugh so hard XD
Lol this is so funny!!!!
For the BRIEFEST second I thought your profile picture was a closeup of Ethans face with a weird nose XD
Just the fact that *Markiplier* had a feud with *Sour Patch Kids*
I love this channel.
Marks the only one who could pull it off
Lol
Lol
It took you this long to love this channel???!!!
I got them for easter
Sour patch: there’s something sweet at the end.
Mark: It’s a bomb.