Sour Patch Kids HAS GONE TOO FAR
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- Опубликовано: 29 авг 2019
- Sour Patch Kids has come out with their most insane product yet!! I wasn't expecting ANYTHING like this...
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"I hid them where Mark would never look"
*T h e T o p S h e l f*
*R 0 0 D*
Epic burn
Shots fired
oof bruh that is straight BURRRRN!
little people worst nightmare
Mark: "Not one, Not two-
*"But two-"*
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@@ashleymiller7394 201 likes 5 coments (me, you, you, you, and you) time of making this coment 4:11
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They way he was babying us about how long he would be gone like a dad going on a work trip is kinda comforting. It’s really wholesome and weird at the same time and I don’t know why I like it.
AAME
he is offically the dad of yt
M A R K I D A D
Ok just saying, it was really sweet and in my house there’s not a lot of affection. It actually made me cry and it *is* really wholesome and sweet
@@kermitnottheefrog1086 are you ok?
Amy: what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and an English teacher?
Mark: *p a n c a k e*
thank you for making this comment, I am both blind and deaf so this comment helped me enjoy a moment in the video despite my disabilities. thank you.
@@feritye767 uhhh
@@feritye767 Yeah, I'm also blind and reading things like this just warms my heart.
@@ni__wolf143 as a fellow blind man, I agree with this statement
Common mark logic
Pewdiepie: "I'm so glad 2019 went this way, I got married, got 100 million subscribers, and defeated the enderdragon."
Markiplier: "I'm so glad 2019 went this way, I get to drink Sour Patch Kids pre-workout."
Also got swole and rich in Roblox.
@Damien Breisch xd
BRUH CHAIN
I still hope to see Mark, Felix and Sean play minecraft together, as happened in that chapter of the world of warcraft...follow there little kitty :,)
“Those kids are dead, and I ate them.”
-Markiplier
"... I gotta leave the country." -Also Markiplier
Are those kids or drugs? You can't tell the difference
@Nurain Nabilah Nazri just kidding , like that time when mark said "are these mentos or drugs you can't tell the difference"
That reminds me of caleb the cannibal from b99
Booty Smacks
“The disasters of 2019” oh so innocent mark.
I bumped you up to 200 so fkn satisfying
*shudders*
If only he knew.....
That's what I was thinking.
if only he knew what was crawling upon the world...sigh.
Mark: talking about how bad 2019 is
Everyone now in 2021 : "oh just wait for 2020"
ye lol
2021 has been pretty shitty so far as well
Me in 2026. Oooooh just you all wait.
@@Legendary_Detective-Wobbuffet YEAH IKR JUST LET THEM WAIT
@@Legendary_Detective-Wobbuffet oh f-
"Not one, not two, but *two* objects."
-Markiplier, 2019
Reading this made me realize that none of these youtube quotes are gonna be remembered in the future
Ah the nature of being a idiot I know all about it
I actually had to rewind that coz I thought I heard it wrong >,
MatrixMushroom *yeah it’s big bwain time*
I was your 800th like be happy
"Not one, Not two, but Two." - Markiplier 2019
*o b j e c t s*
😂😂
ay lmao
Where's mark😭😭😭😭 he said month of content
*s o u r p a t c h s o u p*
i absolutely love the dynamic between Amy and Mark. There's romantic love, but also best friend love there and I'm here for it.
“ all the disasters and terrible things of 2019”-Markiplier Pre COVID-19
and its all usa fault
@@alexjackyperson101 ????
@@alexjackyperson101 it’s most peoples fault. Cause humans are dum
@@alexjackyperson101 China covered up covid so it had time to spread so its China fault
@@angrytoast3987 and still usa fault for not reacting fast enough, literally it take 3 months for them to do something
at this point, the sour patch kids company is just making new products purely to mess with mark’s head
Waiting for toothpaste and mouthwash
@@chopstick9002 You evil genius. Wait, the actual evil genius is whoever actually spends money researching how to do it and makes it a thing.
Lmao yes
oh! 200 likes, fun
YES 😂🤣, they gotta keep making stuff for Mark to try and react to!, it’s hilarious 😂 😂 🤣.
“What do you call an English teacher mixed with a dinosaur?”
Mark: *a PaNCakE?!*
I thought it was going to be a philoso-raptor
That's a guidance counselor mixed with a dinosaur
A grown man said this
marks right i guess
Mark makes way better jokes then u
Honestly, these videos wouldn't be the same without Lixian. He makes these videos 10 times funnier with his edits.
mark talking to us like a small child actually made me feel safe
Mark is our third parent.
Blurs out Amy’s face even though we’ve already seen it
This is Big Brain time
Why deos that sound like from sean [jacksepticeye]
@@omarperez1043 nope on multiple levels
She was probably on some "no blur that I look bad today" juice
Its big hair time
maybe she didn't have makeup on? I hope that's not the reason because that's so vain and conceited. Like, we aren't after you Amy. You don't have to look hot for us. We respect Mark.
Mark: I've never had Go-Gurt cause I was too poor.
Everyone else: Aww shit, here we go again
It's not "Aww" it's Ah idiota, but beautiful idiota
Ush Ugs r/woosh kind of
@@nolanc9432 You're the one that got r/woosh'd
@@ushugs3099 it's aww because he said he was too poor and it's the sympathy.
Ush Ugs how so?
Imagine not being able to afford yoghurt, to now owning five ovens.
when she said the fridge i just imagined her putting it in and whispering "shhh its produce" to the fridge while slowly backing away
Markiplier: **acts like a crack head and talks to a box**
Amy: *”this is fine”*
Both of her are me
it absolutely fucking is
It is
"Gogurt. The men's yogurt."
-Markiplier 2019
Isn't it like gay yogurt? Since it would be mogurt for men's yogurt ALSO DON'T WOOOOSH ME
r/whoosh
Potatobean Gaming r/wooosh
@@potatobeangaming4374what. ive been eating GAY YOGURT.
Yo, the whole sleepies bit is proof that Mark would be a great dad.
Mark is just good at pointing out he's point but at the same time he can lead you off-topic and bring you back easily and the off-topic still makes sense... A man who knows quality content
Man's been in the game for a decade. He knows his stuff.
"Not one, not two! But two new sour kids objects!"
~Markiplier 2019
*big braiN*
Dead meme format
Not one, not two, but too
@@MAVM28 imagine caring about a meme's lifespan
This comment made by not-a-sour-ass gang
I hope everyone has a great day and god bless ❤️
Coming from a small youtuber :)
“Not one, not two, BUT TWO”
Me: I- wut...
Oh yeah its big BRAIN time
@@LazGato me brain are big strong
Guess it makes sense since lebron only won twice with miami
This here is what we call a joke my man
Welcome mark’s channel
12:51 “If I die- ooh! Is this a coupon?”
'Mark: 'worth all the disasters and horrible things of 2019...''
2020: heh....
“It’s fruit,” she whispers as she slowly slides the go-gurt into produce drawer.
@I don’t like Lgbt people bro your ass is annoyed (had you fix you to your) Edit: I'm a dumbass I said annoyed except for annoying smh myslef
Markiplier: “I can speak Korean”
*tries to speak English and fails*
Because he's replacing his English with Korean
To be fair I was born in America I can only speak English and my friends who grew up in Mexico and could only speak Spanish till they were like 14-15 can speak better English than me so .-.
This one killed my Channel 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 r
I'm leaving for 30 days now, see you you soon lol
Crystal The ugly everyone knows hola como estas
Mark: after everything 2019 has put us through
2020: honey, you got a big storm coming
Oh my god the meme!
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Mark: "why was the go gurt in the produce door" Amy: "Because you don't look their"
Mark: I'll be back in thirty sleepies!
Me, an insomniac: *sweats*
Right I was like 30 im lucky if i get 3 hours
If you think about it, us insomniacs are waiting at least less than a week for Mark to come back.
Bro i'm watching this at 3:45 am he'll be back in like 10 sleepies, max
Lol!
Big fucking mood fam LOL
7:59
when you are trying to remember someones birthday
“I will be conversational in Korean, that doesn’t mean that I’m fluid.”
Lol this is me with Hindi
Him reassuring everyone that he would only be gone for “ten times three sleepies” was actually super endearing and sweet
It made me smile. 😂
@@virtusetglorie you'll get there soon lol :) it's super sweet
I thought it was patronizing lol🤣
@@TVMAN1997 u taking it too seriously then
Wait what
“That’s painting me in a bad light, but you’re right.”
-2019 Markiplier
FoxyGamer 713 *you’re
You're*
SleepyWolf
Oh thanks🤣😂
Why tf do people give af about people's gramar online who has the time to carefully make sure that they have apostrophes and shit like have a day off mate
Kyran McCown
Thanks🤣😂
9:12 markiplier would be a great father. i actually smiled at this 🤣
*box torn apart and standing upside down*
Mark: “I managed to open it somewhat correctly”
Jack: *minecraft*
Pewds: *minecraft*
Mark: *IM GUNNA EAT CANDY WITH MY SHOVEL*
I....
Yeah he is learning minecraft 🤓
Noob ate sour patch with shovel in minecraft!!
I don’t like how Jack and Pewds are going back to Minecraft, there those people who played Fortnite because it was a hit, they stopped playing Minecraft when it was lame, MARK IS COOL!!!
Tactical shovel
CocaCola ZeroSugar nice profile pic, what video is it from?
Stay safe in South Korea, Mark! Don’t forget your *_tactical shovel!_*
But he threw it so far away.
@@SairinEarthsea 😂😂😂
Isn't it north Korea you should never go to?
Danyael Gomez yes. North Korea is generally discouraged as a vacation destination
@@Zeldafreak3 it's not even like discouraged you cant go there period. Unless it's for like authorized business uou cant enter or leave the country.
Do you remember the before the largest betrayal yet? This is it, its so distant now
“That doesn’t mean I’m fluid” I WAS DYING OF LAUGHTER🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂
Everyone else: Minecraft
Mark: *sour* *patch* *kids*
and roblox
Minecraft sour patch
They're like the same things I think
Markimoo do anather prop hunt
Moss Patch no it’s
Everyone else:Minecraft
Markiplier: roblox
'Sour Patch Yogurt'
Mark: *SCREECHES IN TACTICAL SHOVEL*
I actually like those and I do eat them
11:06 best explanation I’ve had on pre work out ever, before it was just like “I drink this before working out bc I can” but now I can go AND TBEN YOU CAN GO SHOOO AND BWAOAHAH AND THEN WOOOOOO AND IF YOU HAVE A SHOVEL-
4:22 “it’s... gogurt, eating kids.” -markiplier, 2019
this was made in 2019
Mark: "This video isn't about Go Gurt or Sour Patch Kids."
Me: Did you buy another tactical shovel?
No, he bought a tactical tactical THIS time! It’s like a tactical shovel, but more TACTICAL!!! It has everything you need! Tactual shovel, tactical pickaxe, tactical foot stool, you name it! And Tactical Tactical will have it!
Ikr? Lol
when a pre-workout is so bad it causes you to become emotionally unstable enough to punch a hole in a wall.
"Upon drinking this I should turn into a raging monstrosity"
Ah, memories...
,,,"Im sorry."
Unus Annus
Especially if u get it on the rug that just OverPowers it to the max
13:10 Mark: oh the horrible disasters of 2019 are worth it
2020: Bitch get fuckin ready
Mark: “It’s so worth all the disasters and horrible things of 2019 to lead up to this point where I’m able to drink sour patch kids pre-workout.”
Me: *Laughs and cries in 2020 and 2021 knowing that it’ll be worse in the future*
“I was far too poor to afford yogurt.”
*Ethan and Tyler: (internal screaming)*
but then he was a man with many ovens
@@angiwater2591 yes yes he was. You know the problem? He was to poor to afford ingredients :p
Also I totally agree thats what Tyler and Ethan would be doing.
I was just thing that when that part came up 😅😅
What ever happened to Tyler and Ethan?
@@weebvoiceguy474 Ethan got unverified
Literally everyone on RUclips: Minecraft
Mark: Roblox and Sour Patch Ice Cream, Cereal, and Go-Gurt. Plus a tutorial on the uses for a tactical shovel
You forgot uno
Nicole The Author literally about to comment that lol
And a great story about the used for a tactical shovel
You forgot his pole dancing skills a few years back.
it's actually very bad in roblox it's need to watch flamingo
Truly disgusting, that some “brands” would do this horrible thing to Mark.
"Not one, not two, but two"
Wow, excellent counting skills
Everyone:*playing minecraft*
Markiplier: you ever hear of this thing called sour patch kids
We get it mark don't play minecraft shut up.
@@diannejohn5346 awww is someone cranky
heard*
Julian Robles he needs to stop holding out on us, youtubers like Sean are booming since they started playing minecraft! He doesn’t even have to play it everyday, even once a week could boost him to 25m subs in the matter of a fortnight (and NO I DONT MEAN THAT BLASTED GAME), minecraft is what got felix to 100m subs, bet if he didn’t start he wouldn’t be able to celebrate like mad with 100m people at the very least celebrating with him
Stolen comment
Mark: “I’ll be gone for 30 sleepies. So when you go to sleep, count 1...”
Me: *naps 30 times in one day*
Lol
That's so wholesome lol
Knightfall 25 hypersomniacs rise up
When?
“that’s why it’s called ghost cuz you bout to be one” is now the best sentence ever
That reassuring bit where he explains where he'll be was super calming I swear he will be a great father
"Not one, not two, but two"
Markiplier-2019
I wanted someone to say thus
Lol
*_GASP_*
its really "not one, not two, but too"
Felix: *plays minecraft*
Jack: *plays minecraft*
Mark: "i need to be original" *plays roblox and eats sour patch kids*
Got to admit, it is pretty original.
Yes
Better then what I do
Because roblox is better with sour patch kids :D
Sour patch kids are fucking fire though
10:31 *_OH MY GOD!!!_*
Blue raspberry is a real flavor in a sense, it is derived from the whitebark raspberry 😊
"Go-gurt, the men's yogurt"
- Markiplier 2019
Mark is just the Gordon Ramsay of sour patch things
Geneviève objects, ya big ol noob
Zekiah Mendenerz that’s meeeee 😂😂
that made me laugh xD
Now he needs to try the new Sour Patch Kids ice cream.
Donovan Silva today’s your day bc he has
Mark taking about 2019 being horrible:
Me: *looks into invisible camera*
The difference between impulsive and intrusive thoughts
Intrusive: The gogurt telling Mark to go on a killing spree
Impulsive: "gogurt. The man's yogurt."
The fact that he didn’t eat it with a tactical shovel made me very angry
I was so afraid he was gonna slice open his mouth and become joker when he was eating the ice cream
I actually bought a tactical shovel and went camping. It's my best friend now 🙂
JDtron 17 go away
@@glyph__ jokerplier
I got a tac shovel
"Sour patch please sponsor me!"
"Oh God that tastes like vomit I'm gonna die."
Ah yes, I see this reverse psychology Mark
Crimson Dynamite720
“I don’t care if it tastes like shit cause pre-workout SHOULD taste like shit”
He is really trying
Even tho it's been like a long while since that trip his reassurance that he'll be back and like the soft music for some reason gives me comfort and nostalgia 😭😭😭
Mark: "By the time you watch this I will be out of the country"
Me watching this in 2021 while he's in Canada: "Well, he's not wrong"
Am I the only who laughed when he said “It’s called ghost because u boutta be one “ while he was struggling to breath
Ghosts!
XD IKR
Nope not the only one
You're not alone becoz I'm here😂😂😂
"So you were lying to yourself thi-"
"to the fridge."
These episode's are the best because Amy is literally the best.
Xew DiBenedetto no u
Weird question.... how tf did u get that blue heart next to your name
I would like to know as well
They are apart of Mark's youtube membership so with each milestone your heart turns a different color
@@uwuskettit3101 how do I become a member??
“It’s so worth what 2019 disasters that led to this”
*COVID has entered the chat*
i love the way he just chugged the pre-workout stuff
Most people: squeeze the yogurt up from the tube into their mouths
Mark: DEEP THROATS ENTIRE TUBE
Ikr!
hufflepuffs for the win wait thats not how you’re supposed to eat it?
hufflepuffs for the win r/wooosh
Don't give the internet ideas for weird porn!
@@NovaTrickster lol 😂
Mark: "Blue Raspberry is an artificial flavor."
Also Mark: *R E D B E R R Y*
As soon as he said “I’m not dead, maybe” it straight up went to an ad about HBO max on mortal kombat
I am depressed to know that I completely missed Unus Annus throughout its one-year run
Everyone else: let’s play Minecraft!
Mark: Sour. Patch. Kids.
@I don't like Lgbt people just shut up no one like the plugs like just stop leaching off mark
@I don’t like Lgbt people
FUCK OFF YA HETERO
See you didn’t like that did you now stop doing it to other people
guys relax he's probably just a kid
(Strange markiplier sounds)
It's more like sour👏patch👏kids👏
Let’s just take a minute to remember “I AM A MAN WHO OWNS FIIIIIIIIVEEE OVENS”
SAMMEEEE
@@The_Eevee_Breeder the creme brulee markiplier makes video thingy
"I can't believe how 2019 turned out"
Just wait till 2020
Markiplier: *talking about red and blue in his childhood*
darkiplier: so you have chosen *death*
14:15 "I think this is gonna kill me, that's why it's called ghost, cus you bout to be one"
I laughed so hard
Favorite part of the video right there
"It's not ba- it's just.. it's like- IT'S BAD!"
Finally, Mark will be able to swear at video games in 2 languages.
Like PewDiePie
That's so true 😂
DWC15 😂😂
Just like pewds xDDDDD
Felix has entered the chat
How sour patch kids remake every food: JUST ADD SOME SITRICK ACID AND DONE!
Why did I half expect him to turn into the Hulk after drinking the pre workout lmao
*PewDiePie: MEME REVIEW👏👏*
*Markiplier: SOUR PATCH KIDS REVIEW👏👏*
No it can't be two claps, Pewds wont do anything, but you know how Skynet is doing these days...
I guess someone needs to afford first class plane tickets to South Korea
What part of the vid did he say it
So this is Marks new way to vlog, find weird sour patch kids stuff, say what you need to say, eat and review sour patch kids stuff
Step 3: profit
step 4: here comes the money, money money money
Well yes, but actually yes
7:02 Watching this with my 3 year old sister, so far she is mad you didn't get to the food fast enough. I'll tell you if she liked the video at the end.
She said she liked it and you were funny!
Also at 13:52 she grabbed my phone from me 😂
When he held back his laughter when the box hit him in the head😂😂
Everyone: Mark play Minecraft!!
Mark: did you say sour patch kids and Roblox?
Bruh
Marrrrrk need play mincraft
If we cant have drunk minecraft then i wont accept anything less
He’s should try to play Minecraft China while in Asia
Well to be fair the sour patche kids are pretty good
I like to think of Mark as my internet Dad that has a unnatural obsession with New Sour Patch products.
Yeeee haaawwwwwww
"Nice, Daddy uploaded a video."
@@pedromoraes7632 I want more
The replies are gay
@@bruh9009 That's a way of coming out of the closet, I guess.
Mark: im gonna sue you out of existence. Lixian in the corner having existential crisis
Ah yes, a Markilplier work-out montage after drinking stomach acid, exactly what I've needed in my life
"Ok, so we got blue raspberry, and RED."
Markiplier: “I’m so glad 2019 had turned out of this way, Its so worth the disasters and horrible that of 2019.”
All of us is 2021: OH AHA YOU GOT ANOTHER THING COMING BUDDY
I think Mark would actually be really good with small children. He’s very… comforting, when he wants to be. A little kid would just be watching his shenanigans until they forgot what they were crying about. He’s the perfect little kid distraction.
“All the disasters of 2019”
2020 peaking around the corner: “Just you wait.”
Corona be like, “I gotchu bro.” 👉🏾😎👉🏾
"All the disasters of 2019"
2020: Hold my Sour Patch Kids Ghost pre workout drink
I don't know why I read this like Alexander Hamilton was going to come bursting around the corner and tell us about the million things he hasn't done 😂
First thought with me watching this for the first time now lol
@@thelesbianwitch8203 I AM ALEXANDER HAMILTON, HAMILTON
Markiplier: *goes away for 30 sleepies* Me who olny sleeps one a full moon: *crying in tired*
Dude I have the opposite problem. I'm an adult but can still manage 11 hour sleeps without an alarm clock.
I wish I slept less.
Please I'm sleeping my life away
OH GOD ITS HAPPENING NO 😴
You make mah brain hurt
are you having a seizure from the lack of sleep
I am your 400th like :D
this is big brain time