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- Опубликовано: 15 дек 2019
- Meme Time is scientfically proven to cure sadness. A meme a day keeps the depression away
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_"The question is: 'Does it taste like a _*_banana_*_ or does it taste like a _*_potato?'."_*
"...yes."
It's a potatoe in the shape of a bannana...
r/wooosh
Its a bit a both
It tastes like a potananado
zeldagameplayer3 :)
"Taxes are really important and they should be taught in school"
Schools: "We don't do that here"
True
Yup
Yupp
They actually do it for us
They do here, in Finland :D
Man, holding a gun: gimme your wallet or die
Me: [pulls out my Sean Mcglocklin]
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Meow
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Stop the cap
F
Wow u made it
Jk still more
………..
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UR SHORT
OMG LOL 😂
my wallet is worth more than whats in it XD
Meme time mclaughin
Funny thing is, I only have to see seán's smile and my sadness is automatically cured.
Same🥺
Yes
@@bobbysmith1013 this is from a year ago what the fu....
The feeling is mutual
YES
“Billie Irish isn’t real, he can’t hurt you”
Billie Irish:
that wasnt funny
Stolen comment
2:42
she*
I love how everyone is talking shit about your comment yet there are absolutely no dislikes.
Teacher: What're you laughing at?
Me: Nothing
My brain: Taxsepticeye
Thank you for the idea friend, time to Photoshop!
Ahaha can’t wait to see that!
U are the official redeemer of Jacksepticeye
Me:Billie Irish
HE SAID STOP
Sean: *sees a McGlocklin meme*
Also Sean: Frown Mcglocklin
If you said Sean not jack it would be better
@@vihaanpatel667 seán séan seàn sèan
Sean mcFghbkjhgjkgkjhgjhkgkjhghkghin
@@elseroman7696
seán
seyan
shahn
seahn
As the famous Jack once said "a meme a day, keeps the depression away"
Unfortunately, meme time didnt cure everyone’s depression. Thats why he decided to introduce Jacksepticeyes funniest home videos
@@dr_mafarioyt4313 it did he just wanted us to be more happy
@@vihaanpatel667
Then how do I still have it?
@@dr_mafarioyt4313
That’s a question only depression can answer.
Honestly yeah It kinda does help distract me and makes me happy
"I can go from gagging to gagging to gagging to crying.. hit me up hollywood"
I think you mean PornHub, Jack
Oh My Fuc*ing God......The Best Comment of the Year award goes to you sire 😂
when was this said lol...? nEVER MIND LOL
Jesus Christ 😂😂
The best comment that will ever be award goes to you
@call me a boomer if you're gay Denton ur not a boomer
My friend: Is it meme time?
Me: Idk, lemme check my Seán McClocklin.
Connor Suydam absolutely not
Why?
When Seán says to kill the meme fueling the need to make more.
Seán McStockslin
McGlocklin 🔫
im very glad this is the top comment xD
Teacher: what are you laughing at?
Me: nothing
My brain: Eel on Musk
Elongated Muskrat ;)
Me: - panicking over something -
Me: - watches meme time to calm down -
Me: *it works wonderfully*
Billie lrish: “Every potato is different.”
Irish girls: “That’s deeeeep!” 😭
good one
Lol
No stop disrespecting billie eillish
ikr
@@Reaper-kb6jc no
Jack: "Taxes are really important and they should be taught in school"
Schools: *No*
Alperen Cicek actually
School:dA fEcK r TaXeS??
@@malwinasiemionowska3184 We OnLy KnOw CAlcUlUs
“HERE TAKE THIS PYTHAGOREAN THEOREM YOULL DEFINITELY USE IT IN REAL LIFE”
Schools can use things like taxes and finances as real world scenarios to help teach math principles. (i.e. you need to teach understanding of exponential growth? Use compound interest in mutual funds!) Problem is, it's harder than you think to build these kinds of units, and if the school is under standardized test pressure, they're not going to want to spend time on things that can't be tested.
@@ROldford Ok boomer
Ok on a serious note I understand what you mean but still
4:19 Seán loves when people talk about how long he is
Cursed
sean was a girl he wouldnt be jacksepticeye hed be racksepticeye
this is why my dad disowned me
Clever...
"A meme a day keeps the depression away"
Doctor Sean septiceye
WHAT THE HELL!??!
556 LIKES?????!!!??
"ZE GOOD DOCTAH IS HERE"
Dr Schneeplestein
no, it isn't, I know...
Agreed
You mean 'DepreSean Away'
Jack once said
“I have my trumpet here and my banana only gets one shelf”
Teacher: what are you laughing at
Me: nothing
My Brain: nothing
Same.
Ya
Nothing is funny
Literally
Men be like:
“It’s the cure for sadness”
Man sues Irish youtuber when he’s still depressed
Florida man
Or Karen
Your negetivity is pissing me off
Kevinboy how is it negative
@@KevinMartinez-dk2wv how in the world is this negative?
Jack: are you trying to tell me I'm a snack
No you're the whole dam meal
You're*
@@idonteatspiders2986 W H E E Z E
god dammit xD
I am not even attracted to guys and I can agree
Oh hell yeah!!!
Nah he be the dinner
“All this stuff about Pythagorean’s theorem algebra...”
Huh....totally not everything I have to do for school currently
Jack: “DING DING DING” is a great phrase!
Speed is key: Am I a joke to you?
Jacksepticeye 2019: “I heard there is a pickle soda and it’s very nasty, I really want to try it.”
Ethan Simpson The pickle soda just taste like sweet pickle juice carbonated. it’s weird
Cool
Pickle
Sean: “This should end soon”
Fans: “We believe you underestimate us”
😂😂😂
Lol
Sean McRocklin
*Shows edit of Sean in a band head banging*
People who have good jack memes:allow us to introduce our selves
Teacher: why are you laughing?
Me: nothing.
My brain: will this jacksepticeye version of this meme ever DIE
No, I don't think it can jacksepticdie after all.
Everyone: jack lookin like a snack
Me: I having Sean for dinner cause he’s a whole damn meal
Jack and Pewds are like Yin and Yang
Pewds Kills memes
While Jack makes them thrive
One cannot live without the other, but together they create peace
Mauricio Gonzalez hey, don’t.
@@mauriciogonzalez2871 wait there's better options then that
@@mauriciogonzalez2871 we all have struggles. I myself struggle with chronic depression, but I will tell you that no matter what's going on, it WILL get better. You just gotta stay strong and keep the faith. Suicide should never be considered as any kind of solution. Trust me, I lost a friend to that and it felt like a part of me died with him
@@mauriciogonzalez2871 DON'T!
Jack: I’m sad that I finished resident evil 2
Resident evil: _releases 2 more game trailers _ I’m about to end this man’s sadness
What about the dlc?
Storm King of the skies since when have they?
Peter Griffin Sox XD I forgot to say that they released a trailer
And that ended the Great Depression until everyone noticed that it was the trailer
@@PeterGriffin-gy9hs I think 4 days ago on PlayStation's youtube channel its resident evil 3 remake with project resistance the multiplayer part of it
19:37 Jack: "I know, the sadness, it creeps in once more." Me: "NOPE I'm bingeing the whole playlist"
Rachel Robinson haha aren’t we all 😉
5:45 those eyes on the wall nearly gave me a heart attack
Jack every time he sees himself from 5 years ago: *depression*
@Super Gaming Bro. You serious, or just foolin’ around?
@Super Gaming Bro. you... don't know depression is
@Super Gaming Bro. it's the world
@@wrckgea he forgot it after watching meme time
@@kaimemes ah yes of course
Teacher: What are you laughing at?
Me: The school education system
No
El pistolero magnífico yes
Yes.
ye
@@wisfer3105 yes
No one:
Me staring at my clock: Seán Mgclocklin
Jack : Hit me up Hollywood
Hollywood : Of course!
Jack: what are you laughing at?
Us: nothing
Our “brains”:
*SEAN*
My brain automaticaly reads: seeeeing
DICTONARY MClondhhdhexisuhfh
Laugh
S
E
A
N
SEAN
BILLIE IRISH
Teacher: what are you laughing about?
Me: nothing
My brain: Sean mcsocklin
I_Am_A Duck 🛑
Over a year later and I'm still appreciating meme time
Meme time isn’t the only thing that can cure sadness, Jacks smile is all it takes
Sean: “I’m very tall”
16 year old me: having to bend down to give him a hug at insomnia a few years ago ( just under 6ft back then)
(But thank you very much for signing my Deadpool pop figure, it stand at the top of my collection even to this day)
this is epic however i shall not ruin your 69 likes
Are you that kid who saw him in the bowling alley?
*E X P O S E D*
Hahaha, I love this 🙈
Geez, how tall are you now?
Drug dealer: who wants some good drugs
Person: watchu got
Cracksepticeye enters the room
XD
your prof. pic says it
I started cracksepticeye
Your pfp made me laughs so hard
CallumMUFC11 09 YYYYYEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS
"when jack finishes a really good series" i was so happy and sad when he finished sally face
Jack: I have had ranch before
Me: well haven't we all.
“It’s fun to replicate sounds that you can make perfectly” - Jack 2019
😂
moaning ;)
Gavin Bauer *POTATO*
-sean
That's his real name
Jack: I'm already long...
Everybody who's not innocent: Oh? Oh? Oh? No...
Life tip: DONT HAVE A CONVERSATION WITH ANYONE WITH SEAN IN THE BACKGROUND-
HOLY CRAP ITS SO HARD TO HAVE A CLEAN CONVERSATION WITH YOUR MOTHER WHEN YOU HAVE A LOUD IRISH POTATO SCREAMING AND CUSSING IN THE BACKGROUND OHH MY GOD
*what’s this? Jackaboi is evolving?*
Jse: I AM NOW SEÁN MCMANLIN
Me: _Depressed_
Jack: It's Meme Time!
Me: *Ow, wOw Im HeAleD*
Great! :]
Nobody:
Minecraft: Sean McBlocklin
Snacksepticeye
Thank you
@@alfielivesey6489 yes
Combine the two - /spawn McBlocklin
Sean Mcclocklin
I love how the tittle is just "stop this..." its perfect.
Teacher: why are you laughing
Me: nothing
My brain: snacsepticeye
He do be a snacc tho
Billie Irish
Jack: cast it into the fire, destroy it
Everyone: no
Blocked Gaming
Pewds: gladly..... *looks at meme and it’s already dead*
no
I salute whoever the 420th like is
Sean: *"Can Felix review this meme?"*
Felix: *SMÖL PP!*
Would like but its at 69
Lillie Lloyd
A fellow Unus. Always following the rules. there’s probably a bunch of Annus-es then
Annus Annus
I heard the swedish Ö
Send me cat pics
5:46
Anyone else see the eyes on the wall?
Just the littlest of nightmares
N I G H T M A R E E Y E S
That's the entire point
That bit about the education system hit so hard, like I'm great at solving math that's straightforward but I suck at everything else, I don't even know how to do laundry.
Sean: *goes on a rant about BS schools do*
Viewers: *[Everyone Liked That]*
Potato
Potato
Potato
Potato
Potato
When Jack isn't in RUclips rewind:
Something's wrong here, I can feel it
Uk ass
@@CloudCloud That's racist
U shouldn't love Britain its the worst country in the world u should be ashamed of being british
@@ajmalks6298 it is not
Your name😂 joke my friend
Seán, you aint no snack
You`re a whole damm meal.
on yelp: 5 stars.
Make the stars 6
@@MrSurrealism wha
Me watching all the meme times and having meme overdose.
Any RUclipsr ever: *hits milestone sub count*
RUclips: Yeet you thought
Heh? What you mean?
About 4 months too late
@@MrDankTM this comment bot...
Artemis fuck RUclips
@@MrDankTM last time I saw you you were commenting ok boomer
Jack: **sees meme about exams**
Also Jack: **goes on a rant about true facts everybody knows and exams**
Friend:why u laughing?
Me:jacksepticeye
Pie with the filling of jacks face.
"I'm really excited for The Last of Us 2" oh boy..in for a treat..
Unfinished Minecraft series: "calls Jack"
Jack: hello whos this
*insert sad Minecraft noises*
*cue sad villager noises*
*cue Minecraft opener music then have a super loud oof at the end*
Rangergaming RbxMc do you mean mice on Venus?(that’s the name of the song)
rip
Jacksepticeye *" how to do taxes"*
Me: *Laughs in British while slurping tea*
Blue Honey me an intellectual American throws tea into the Boston Harbor
@@izzyrockstar4857 dressed as a native to disguise yourself in an offensive way
You laughed in British?
And begin the boston tea party
Cries in scottish*
In my 8th grade year, my algebra teacher literally, for a whole semester, taught us the basics of taxes and money counting? as well as multiple talks about being conscious of spending. She's one of my all time favorite teachers.
“Young Tiny Small boy” -Jacksepticeye 2019
Jack: I wanna end me
guess Billie Irish works lmao
friend: think a youtuber hit someone
me: thats odd
me in my head: Smacksepticeye
LMAOOO
LoL
hahhah nice
That’s good lol
AHAHHAS
7:40 little did he know he would get so excited that he would upload 4 videos back to back and each one will be more than 2 hours
robber: pulls out knife
Me: pulls out my seán mcglocklin
"people care a lot about that, weirdly"
Is he speaking from experience👀
Snorlax+jack= fatsepticeye.
Billie Irish’s new songs:
When potato’s over
Everything I potato
Bad potato
You should see me In a potato
burry a potato
Ilopotato
(Ilomilo)
Wish you were potato
YES KEEP IT GOING
Potato eyes
All the good girls go to potato
I love potato
COPYPOTATO
idontwannabepotatoanymore
My strange potato
YYAAAAASSSS
Potato Favor
(party favor)
2:55 He predicted the pandemic
Sean waving around a cornet and calling it a trumpet be like
Felix: "PP very small!"
Jack: "I'm gonna assume you're very smart and did bad on purpose for a joke."
I wish more people understood that people often do bad on purpose for a joke.
One of the most annoying things I've ever seen, is some fat kid put fake abs on himself, it was very clearly not his abs, and everyone was acting like it was a photoshop fail.
Wana sprite cranberry
@Elisa Castro Do you think I believe he can tell peoples pp sizes based on what they post?
That wasn't my point. God. Girls always miss the point.
I'm saying I wish more people gave others credit for having a sense of humor, instead of interpreting everything as literal/mistakes.
And, even if someone is making jokes, doesn't mean they aren't also taking the thing they are joking about as literal, when in fact it is a joke.
sean's not a snack... he's the whole goddamn meal
15:33 not only did he forget basic math he forgot basic English 😂👌 love you Jack.
I’m wondering if his camera is focusing on his microphone
It acutally is is focusing on his mic
I think it is
The camera has a crush on the mic
return TOP OF THE MORNING LADIES intro
@Oweblowgamer Cami has a crush on Mike.
Cami - Camera Mike - Mic
I shall wait for the day he realizes that his “trumpet” is a cornet
it's actually a pocket trumpet, but still not a trumpet...
Kekekekeekekekee YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'VE FONE
Bruh pocket trumpet I got one myself and a friend of mine had one there's a difference
GG
He killed the meme with a Seán mcGlocklin
School does teach about taxes but it’s separate from math and doesn’t help with graduation.
Jack: "It really fun to replicate sounds you can do exactly"
Me: *hums to the vacuum cleaner* hmmmmmmm
same
Sad悲しい POTATO!
I can actually hear this comment. XD
Teaching thousands of years ago: "this is what you're going to do and this is how you don't die"
School now: 10% remotely usefull stuff that you might use one day and 90% useless trivia
Did you know your sneeze travels out your mouth at over 100 mph?
Did you also know that lobster pee out of their face?
the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
Sean: "all this shit about pythagoras theorem"
Me: crying in my a level maths class cus Sean's hates it :(
0:30 now i can hold my things-sean
I think we should really end his name meme, he seems really tired and bored of it
ʏᴀᴡɴ ᴍᴄʟᴏᴜɢʜʟɪɴ 💤
Laugh mcCOUGHlin
*YES*
I got the like to 300
+EroZe void CD a true hero
I live at McLaughlin... *you have failed me world*
Sean: and Felix was N *looks at the camera*
Me: oh no we aren't brining this back
Hero brining it back
@@lamp5285 two words: hell nah
Dw, it's all water under the bridge. Or cars on the bridge.
HMMM yes
Teacher: what are you laughing at
me:nothing
mybrain: Billie lrish
11:35 you finally got your wish 😂
teacher: what are you laughing at?
me:nothing
my brain: sean mcduckling
*wheeze*
Jack:STOP IT!!!!!
Me:don't
@@Seraphs_Finality totally
@@gurjazz69 ok thanks
3:19
"my brain during exams: snacksepticeye"
i have an exam in an hour. this is all im gonna think abt now. thanks.
Good luck
@@CrossC1 thank u ;__;
Good luck you got this!👌🏼😃
@@kaylinm.183 thank you!! 😊
best of luck
"I'm the bad lad."
This meme isn’t gonna be gone McLaughlin
Teacher: What are you laughing at?
Me: Nothing
My Brain: *The thumbnail*
When he grabbed the trumpet, I expected him to hit that Skeleton Doot.
5:07 he predicted Joel's death, before he actually predicted joel's death
7:12
The most relatable thing I've heard a a WHILE
irish people when americans use mph instead of potaters per famine:
*F E C K*
some random butt MPH is dumb kMPH is the greatest
@@spankstergangster2916 no wtf it's obviously ppf
some random butt *spuds per famine
Septic system
Spuds per fields
“I’m the bad eye”
Duh
*cue bad guy music*
@@malwinasiemionowska3184PvZ 2 music *intensifies*
EpicGlowingDrag heh *bad guy music goes too loud and everyone’s ears are bleeding*TURN IT DOWN!!!!!!!
Alexa play baby by Justin beiber, *much better*