Everything Markiplier Does in a Day | Vanity Fair

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  • @GarmanyRachel
    @GarmanyRachel 5 лет назад +11386

    He looks so polished and professional, but my mind keeps flashing back to the sour patch kid ice cream and tactical shovel....

    • @kalysian
      @kalysian 5 лет назад +260

      *cough* howtotwerk *cough*

    • @yikes3551
      @yikes3551 5 лет назад +152

      Danae Goliath the pole dancing videos..

    • @anarchistnudle
      @anarchistnudle 5 лет назад +25

      99 IQ

    • @musicman3351
      @musicman3351 5 лет назад +39

      I got a tactical shovel for chrismas lol

    • @casper189
      @casper189 5 лет назад +5

      Danae Goliath ah of course

  • @CaptainSinaSparrow
    @CaptainSinaSparrow 5 лет назад +15584

    Mark does more before breakfast than I do in an entire day.

    • @crow2503
      @crow2503 5 лет назад +302

      He does more before breakfast than I do in a week

    • @derekbradley3763
      @derekbradley3763 5 лет назад +136

      He does more before breakfast than I do in a month

    • @Slassive
      @Slassive 5 лет назад +141

      He does more before breakfast than I have done since I was born

    • @Slassive
      @Slassive 5 лет назад +67

      Kill me
      Just kidding pls don’t

    • @Frederick0
      @Frederick0 5 лет назад +15

      Ikr

  • @bluejay7819
    @bluejay7819 5 лет назад +10812

    I always forget that Mark is like.. an actual celebrity at this point. He’s very humble yaknow?

    • @SebHaarfagre
      @SebHaarfagre 5 лет назад +336

      He's very humble in real life, not so much in (many) videos hahaha (especially AAA titles)

    • @Blackade2000
      @Blackade2000 5 лет назад +400

      I know right, when he mentioned his agent and manager I kinda got stuck there.

    • @nateblake7422
      @nateblake7422 5 лет назад +124

      Being a RUclipsr requires a village as soon as monetization happens.

    • @ObamaToyreviews
      @ObamaToyreviews 4 года назад +238

      But remember, he is a man who owns five ovens

    • @neonwolf1003
      @neonwolf1003 4 года назад +5

      Ur pic is cyoot bluejay

  • @Sulfur67
    @Sulfur67 5 лет назад +5903

    Average Runner: *gets up and runs because they want to*
    Mark: *tricks himself into running via zombie horde*

    • @monwren
      @monwren 5 лет назад +252

      Zombies Run is great if you hate running. There's nothing more motivating than running in the dark fearing for that zombies alarm while a 1h remix of Depeche Mode's "Just Can't Get Enough" tauntingly plays in your earbuds.

    • @mapo5730
      @mapo5730 4 года назад +51

      I love the zombies run story line, it’s such a great motivator

    • @foliumviride2547
      @foliumviride2547 4 года назад +76

      I don't think I can do or take how Mark motivates himself into running...
      If I did that, my neighbors would see me screaming at the streets lol

    • @jettthorp9444
      @jettthorp9444 4 года назад +8

      Hate to be that guy, but...
      Horde*

    • @Sulfur67
      @Sulfur67 4 года назад +7

      @@jettthorp9444 you right

  • @aprilpham9092
    @aprilpham9092 5 лет назад +3000

    You know what I hate? When you wake up before the alarm goes off but your so sleepy that you try to go back to sleep but you have anxiety that the alarm will go off so you end up losing sleep

  • @thomaslarkin3307
    @thomaslarkin3307 5 лет назад +4204

    Amazing he doesn't have time to cook considering he has FIVE OVENS.

    • @duckhugger7692
      @duckhugger7692 4 года назад +177

      He is a man that owns 5 ovens

    • @nola4140
      @nola4140 4 года назад +142

      I AM A MAN WHO OWNS *FIVE* OVENS

    • @breetastic0567
      @breetastic0567 4 года назад +58

      He is a man of FIVE OVENS

    • @foliumviride2547
      @foliumviride2547 4 года назад +44

      He doesn't have 5 ovens anymore :(

    • @duckhugger7692
      @duckhugger7692 4 года назад +85

      @@foliumviride2547 he still has 5 ovens in our hearts

  • @thehopeofeden597
    @thehopeofeden597 5 лет назад +8488

    “My alarm gives my girlfriend PTSD“
    ME TOO MARK. I WASN’T READY

  • @sususaku34500
    @sususaku34500 5 лет назад +2938

    I love how he is like "this is unhealthy" "don't do this" "I don't take week-ends which I should" and yet he keeps doing all these things. Markimoo please take care of yourself :'D

    • @bonniemareeburke7750
      @bonniemareeburke7750 4 года назад +21

      ''markimoo'' thats so wholesome lmao

    • @jasonstarrising
      @jasonstarrising 4 года назад +3

      Su
      “Markimoo” I’m sorry but tf lol?

    • @sususaku34500
      @sususaku34500 4 года назад +13

      @@jasonstarrising
      Well the nickname has been around for quite some time now 🤔 I used it out of habit.
      But I'm sorry if that disturbed you somehow haha

    • @jasonstarrising
      @jasonstarrising 4 года назад +1

      Su
      No it didn’t disturb me. It was just a little weird.

    • @QuiteBluish
      @QuiteBluish 4 года назад +17

      markimoo is a common nickname for markiplier, idk what you people talking about

  • @johnnycutter066
    @johnnycutter066 4 года назад +2498

    "So, by the time this is out, my second channel will have launched."
    :(

  • @lps-emily
    @lps-emily 5 лет назад +3847

    Can we just give the editor of this video mega props because this looks like it took FOREVER

    • @mccabe8818
      @mccabe8818 4 года назад +16

      Plot twist, Emily was the editor, jk jk

    • @beastestcat3955
      @beastestcat3955 4 года назад +11

      no it doesn't lol

    • @chanxesther
      @chanxesther 4 года назад

      fr

    • @JoosepSilm
      @JoosepSilm 4 года назад +16

      It's actually really simple editing

    • @neptune039
      @neptune039 4 года назад +4

      @@JoosepSilm i had no idea

  • @AllisonMuddyOrbs
    @AllisonMuddyOrbs 5 лет назад +1657

    “and i don’t take weekends!”
    the enthusiasm with which he said this scared me on a subatomic level-

    • @gabrielathomas4783
      @gabrielathomas4783 5 лет назад +22

      It's true he seemed to be happy about that lol

    • @devilmayclarify666
      @devilmayclarify666 5 лет назад +7

      Weekends are overrated

    • @FlinnyWinny
      @FlinnyWinny 5 лет назад +26

      I read that as "subnautica" level and thought it was a joke about how Mark is terrified of the ocean

    • @JenIsHungry
      @JenIsHungry 5 лет назад +1

      This with his obsessive running, I sincerely think he's going to need a heart transplant.

    • @symbolitical4158
      @symbolitical4158 5 лет назад +2

      I don't take weekends either xD
      Busy people usually don't tbh

  • @meaganadwyer
    @meaganadwyer 5 лет назад +4882

    That ending line "and I don't take weekends" was said so peppy and yet it's so sad that he doesn't get a day off. It's why so many creators have burnout is they're constantly producing and hustling - as humans we just aren't made for that. We need time to chill.

    • @kittiecandy747
      @kittiecandy747 5 лет назад +183

      thing is, weekends are when youtube traffic is highest because everyone else is on break

    • @guidetoanything
      @guidetoanything 5 лет назад +66

      @@kittiecandy747 So why not a tues/weds weekend or some other weekdays?

    • @strawberryduchess656
      @strawberryduchess656 5 лет назад +92

      I think it’s cause Mark has said he gets depressed when he’s not busy

    • @valerieolivas7387
      @valerieolivas7387 5 лет назад +3

      Polaris the dragon how?

    • @zyourzgrandzmaz
      @zyourzgrandzmaz 5 лет назад +2

      You spoiled the video

  • @doniellelove4320
    @doniellelove4320 5 лет назад +4333

    Hey that Lixian shoutout!!! Lixian is a beast at editing.

    • @woamx1833
      @woamx1833 5 лет назад +20

      Agreed

    • @foxtrot1634
      @foxtrot1634 5 лет назад +16

      Agreed

    • @LixianTV
      @LixianTV 5 лет назад +355

      Thank you

    • @woamx1833
      @woamx1833 5 лет назад +16

      LixianTV just trying to prove what’s true ❤️

    • @Corviidei
      @Corviidei 5 лет назад +7

      LixianTV hey Lixian!

  • @zehnko7377
    @zehnko7377 4 года назад +2073

    Mark: "Dont lose sleep its deadly"
    Highshcoolers: "Whats sleep"

    • @SKII7LES
      @SKII7LES 4 года назад +28

      Zehnitsu this quarantine has me losing sleep every night. Need to sort it out but I just always wanna do other things! Like watching RUclips, gaming, scrolling social media or just eating..

    • @khishgee7016
      @khishgee7016 4 года назад +7

      actually i had a chance to sleep n watch yt vids a lot when i was in high school and still i got into the best university in my country loool

    • @Twistsick
      @Twistsick 4 года назад +21

      No sleep in highschool? Try college or uni

    • @handleless986
      @handleless986 4 года назад +14

      college student: sleep? is that a kind of food?

    • @Kfo221
      @Kfo221 4 года назад +6

      Oh no, the poor baby highschoolers are only getting 8 hours of sleep a night. Those poor kids :(

  • @cloudywithnochanceofcomedy
    @cloudywithnochanceofcomedy 4 года назад +1146

    my uncle: your little "youtubers" are lazy they just sit in front of a camera and scream
    mark:

    • @danivee8572
      @danivee8572 4 года назад +62

      My family: Stop watching them! You're just giving them money!
      Them in question: *helps donate millions to charity every year*

    • @someoneelse4811
      @someoneelse4811 3 года назад

      @@danivee8572 While watching TV.

    • @lemondigit7309
      @lemondigit7309 3 года назад

      My mom loves markiplier

  • @Corviidei
    @Corviidei 5 лет назад +4541

    Why am I not surprised Mark uses constellation for his alarm?

    • @tyshco2969
      @tyshco2969 5 лет назад +296

      *S P A C E I S S O C O O L*

    • @queensaharaice7376
      @queensaharaice7376 5 лет назад +108

      @Amanda Boring OH THAT'S SOoOo CoOoOoOL, SO CoOoOoOL. IT'S SO PRETTY so pretty

    • @alcatraz754
      @alcatraz754 5 лет назад +64

      @@queensaharaice7376 There are BILLIONS and BILLIONS of stars!

    • @katsuofox
      @katsuofox 5 лет назад +43

      @@alcatraz754 Oh look!

    • @carrotnoises6981
      @carrotnoises6981 5 лет назад +44

      @@katsuofox tHERE ARE BILLIONS AND BILLIONS OF GALAXIES

  • @settledkoala9496
    @settledkoala9496 5 лет назад +2864

    Mark: we didn’t have food when I was younger

    • @jibedeer2656
      @jibedeer2656 5 лет назад +234

      *III AM A MAN.... WHO OWNS... FIVE OVENS*

    • @bluej6107
      @bluej6107 5 лет назад +203

      We WeRe ToO pOoR i HaD tO iMaGiNe WhAt FoOd TaStEd LiKe

    • @starlight4649
      @starlight4649 5 лет назад +60

      He didn't have fingers either.

    • @stew267
      @stew267 5 лет назад +68

      We were to poor to be hungry

    • @friendlygiraffe3464
      @friendlygiraffe3464 5 лет назад +56

      We were too poor to have memories

  • @vuitheirt4704
    @vuitheirt4704 5 лет назад +1050

    I can just imagine mark running and looking behind him like theres something behind him and his neighbors watching lol

    • @queensaharaice7376
      @queensaharaice7376 5 лет назад +5

      Same🤣🤣

    • @SupernovaDad
      @SupernovaDad 5 лет назад +56

      It ain’t a night run without at least one panic attack

    • @goro123451
      @goro123451 5 лет назад +37

      I mean if he reaaallly wants to get fit quick he should just swim in the ocean with JAWS music playing in the background

    • @DraconicDuelist
      @DraconicDuelist 5 лет назад +18

      @@goro123451 Yeah, but while he's gotten to where he can tolerate running, he still _hates_ the ocean.

    • @Fractured676
      @Fractured676 5 лет назад

      Kinda silly, I'm pretty sure that was product placement, cause the game/app definitely isn't scary lol.

  • @leeeunjoo4029
    @leeeunjoo4029 4 года назад +174

    “Every day is different because RUclips is different every day.”
    Perfectly worded, Mark, perfectly worded.

  • @pboyle1220
    @pboyle1220 4 года назад +158

    This is the most professional I have ever seen markiplier. It’s almost like it’s his more mature twin filling in for him

  • @roberte.o.speedwagon6043
    @roberte.o.speedwagon6043 5 лет назад +1297

    *Mark*
    _"as my girlfriend knows, I'm a fiddler"_
    *Fischbach.*

    • @amittesukku
      @amittesukku 4 года назад +34

      Usually I don't notice those, but I just couldn't unhear this one.

    • @rita-Shi-Mi
      @rita-Shi-Mi 4 года назад +36

      "I'm Mark,
      *And I'm gonna Multiply Myself.* "
      Markiplier

    • @MansTooLit
      @MansTooLit 4 года назад +4

      Yes.

  • @helixvfx8569
    @helixvfx8569 5 лет назад +5728

    You know I now have a new found respect for markiplier, I never knew he did all this in one day and is always slammed packed!! He’s the best!!!

    • @levipeterken4020
      @levipeterken4020 5 лет назад +6

      Eyy I do Shaun T like him

    • @dialena4418
      @dialena4418 5 лет назад +33

      @@jerrywhy5803 cant blame you 2012/13 feels like yesterday

    • @helixvfx8569
      @helixvfx8569 5 лет назад +9

      丨Jerry exactly how I felt! Just woke up played video games edited then were done,
      Never this elaborate!!

    • @markotodorovic7013
      @markotodorovic7013 5 лет назад +16

      I mean his day doesn't sound crazy all. Sounds pretty normal to me. The only thing that is kinda out of ordinary is the fact that he works out runs for 90 minutes a day. Rest is pretty normal, nothing to be fascinated about.

    • @selathekobold9832
      @selathekobold9832 5 лет назад +12

      @@markotodorovic7013 I disagree.

  • @bigboytshanks3173
    @bigboytshanks3173 5 лет назад +4521

    He really should start taking weekends though

    • @yoloman8534
      @yoloman8534 5 лет назад +6

      Of course he Have to

    • @gagetaylor192
      @gagetaylor192 5 лет назад +84

      Weekends are when you get the most traffic on youtube though so that'd hurt him a little bit.

    • @thefilipinoassassino9665
      @thefilipinoassassino9665 5 лет назад +2

      He's not ever

    • @maiq1218
      @maiq1218 5 лет назад +61

      @@gagetaylor192 pre-recorded videos that he can post then

    • @yoloman8534
      @yoloman8534 5 лет назад +3

      @@gagetaylor192 that's why he have to take week-end for his own good

  • @austinkopp9811
    @austinkopp9811 4 года назад +306

    "I snooze ALL the time, I can waste 30 minutes just snoozing away."
    Those are rookie numbers in this racket

  • @silver365
    @silver365 4 года назад +138

    4:20 “So by the time this is out my second channel will have launched”
    ...aaannd it’s gone.

  • @angelofdusk13
    @angelofdusk13 5 лет назад +860

    I love that they included a pic of pretzels when he said "a snack." Whoever worked on this video either is a fan or did their research lol

    • @Lydianime
      @Lydianime 5 лет назад +29

      I'm so glad someone else noticed! XD

    • @lavendarlingv
      @lavendarlingv 5 лет назад +44

      Except when he said Chica and they showed Henry lol

    • @SoupyLenny
      @SoupyLenny 5 лет назад +7

      But pretzels are a common and generic snack
      (Not saying you're wrong)

    • @Potatorot1875
      @Potatorot1875 5 лет назад +2

      angelofdusk13 Pretzels! 😂😂

    • @NoriMori1992
      @NoriMori1992 5 лет назад +16

      elizabeth r. Pretty sure that's not Henry, just a generic dog (maybe even stock footage).

  • @residentevil4life
    @residentevil4life 5 лет назад +634

    i'm surprised he has yet to do any kinda of voice-overs for Hollywood films because i can listen to it ALL DAY

    • @queensaharaice7376
      @queensaharaice7376 5 лет назад +11

      Ikr!?! Someone sign this man to a voice over project already!!🤣💕💕

    • @Husitka
      @Husitka 5 лет назад +45

      Mark actually mentioned that he did get some movie and TV show offers, but he rejected them because he wants to focus on RUclips and his own projects.

    • @Husitka
      @Husitka 5 лет назад +35

      But he voice acted (and phenomenally) in The Edge Of Sleep.

    • @siegelastname4026
      @siegelastname4026 5 лет назад +7

      Monika S. Yeah, he did amazing on “The Edge of Sleep”.

    • @Husitka
      @Husitka 5 лет назад +4

      @@siegelastname4026: Everyone involved did. The only thing I was slightly unsatisfied with was the ending. It felt kind of anti-climactic in comparison with the rest of the podcast. I hope there's S2.

  • @a.avindur
    @a.avindur 5 лет назад +554

    He almost went off about being poor when he mentioned the soup

    • @notthatcarolina7558
      @notthatcarolina7558 5 лет назад +61

      Again with the "we didn't have food while growing up!" Lmaoo

    • @mr.blackhammer2186
      @mr.blackhammer2186 5 лет назад +37

      HE IS A MAN THAT OWNS FIVE OVENS!!!

    • @Raeuka
      @Raeuka 5 лет назад +16

      he has five ovens but also mentions he barely cooks 💀

    • @mr.blackhammer2186
      @mr.blackhammer2186 5 лет назад +10

      @@Raeuka That's because he's too poor to learn how to cook😅

    • @Raeuka
      @Raeuka 5 лет назад

      @@mr.blackhammer2186 💀

  • @sketchylittlethings-7423
    @sketchylittlethings-7423 5 лет назад +362

    I think at this point the fans don’t care if every video is polished and stuff. We will literally watch a video at 2 frames a second. I care more about the goofy commentary than anything else.

    • @jazlynnsanchez5625
      @jazlynnsanchez5625 4 года назад +5

      FRAMES

    • @sketchylittlethings-7423
      @sketchylittlethings-7423 4 года назад +3

      Jazlynn Sanchez pretend it’s right

    • @aaronharman5431
      @aaronharman5431 3 года назад

      Has to be polished to make it big tho

    • @WoobyMe
      @WoobyMe 3 года назад +1

      Yea us long time fans, sure! But to maintain his channel and stay in people's recommendations, unfortunately he has to continue playing the every day game.

  • @skwerwl
    @skwerwl 5 лет назад +359

    "I will tear through a block of cheese..." Yup, sounds like a Midwesterner.

    • @genghiskhan4883
      @genghiskhan4883 4 года назад +13

      i eat like a quarter block of cheese per day, i honestly didnt know this was a normal thing for midwesterners to do

    • @barbaraberman9459
      @barbaraberman9459 4 года назад +4

      @@genghiskhan4883 how's the wives?

    • @deepaparakkal4241
      @deepaparakkal4241 3 года назад +2

      @@barbaraberman9459 Bro, around 0.5% of the world's population are his children.

    • @deepaparakkal4241
      @deepaparakkal4241 3 года назад +1

      @@barbaraberman9459 There is a 0.5% chance that you are his offspring.

  • @ashleighzacharias4795
    @ashleighzacharias4795 5 лет назад +950

    I swear, Mark just keeps surprising me on how perfect he is. He is so productive and motivated and does so much for so many people. The only thing I can accomplish in a day is watching his RUclips video that be uploads. Then I'm basically done for the day.

    • @amittesukku
      @amittesukku 4 года назад +43

      I feel lowkey called out, but honestly, you and me both.

    • @c4121na
      @c4121na 4 года назад +5

      So many people that I can relate to

    • @henrydoesstuff4260
      @henrydoesstuff4260 4 года назад +1

      Same omg

  • @JellicleKitten
    @JellicleKitten 5 лет назад +464

    "I'll just take an entire brick of cheese to my desk while I'm working and tear through it"
    Me: Markiplier and my husband might be the same person

  • @waffledemonoverlord4232
    @waffledemonoverlord4232 5 лет назад +837

    Me: * has unhealthy sleep schedule for years *
    Markiplier: DON'T HAVE A BAD SLEEP SCHEDULE
    Me: * stops having a bad sleep schedule *

    • @acronolozki
      @acronolozki 5 лет назад +11

      been having bad sleeps for a month now (sleeping at like 7am to 3pm), think its time to fix that now...

    • @Raeuka
      @Raeuka 5 лет назад +3

      I saw this vid and i went to sleep at like 10:30, i woke up at 4:30, still not the best but its a start!

    • @B33st1ng
      @B33st1ng 5 лет назад +1

      @@acronolozki your sleep time is good, your sleep schedule however,..lol
      You're getting a good amount of sleep but your sleep schedule is of someone who is working nights(so I presume that's not the case). ^^

    • @apexyl5135
      @apexyl5135 5 лет назад +6

      Waffle Demon Overlord
      Me: no sleep schedule
      Mark: DON'T HAVE A BAD SLEEP SCHEDULE!!
      Me: you know what? I'm going to change
      *later at night*
      Me: MUST. START. SLEEPING!
      Me: I have failed

    • @Phoenix_Down444
      @Phoenix_Down444 4 года назад +5

      Mark: Don't have a bad sleep schedule
      Me: Okay
      Brain: Hey remember that mistake you made 10 years ago?

  • @lordbearbonez
    @lordbearbonez 4 года назад +410

    I forgot that Henry is Amy’s dog

  • @ToxicSkull0
    @ToxicSkull0 5 лет назад +152

    Vanity Fair Employees: “Ok Mark here’s a clock try to do a good intro”
    Clock: “Why do I hear boss music?”

  • @DJUnlimited
    @DJUnlimited 5 лет назад +129

    I love how everyone else is like "I DO THIS. AT THIS TIME. EVERYDAY. I AM MR. SCHEDULE!"
    And Mark is just like: "Meh, I kinda just do things and go with it."

  • @theburningphoenix8211
    @theburningphoenix8211 5 лет назад +460

    No one:
    Mark: I can tear through a whole block of cheese

  • @lll_louie_lll
    @lll_louie_lll 5 лет назад +622

    First wired, then vanity fair? Keep it going mark!

    • @rubikthegeek2138
      @rubikthegeek2138 5 лет назад +20

      He's also been on quite a few talkshows

    • @bradtoddler3765
      @bradtoddler3765 5 лет назад +1

      I hope I won't get weird recommendation after I watching this… 🙄

  • @kiersashera4280
    @kiersashera4280 4 года назад +321

    When he said workout I forgot that this was Pre-Alex 😂😂

  • @GamingwithACK
    @GamingwithACK 4 года назад +391

    A very hard working man 👍

  • @randydonut7385
    @randydonut7385 5 лет назад +509

    I feel so bad for mark, doing all this just for us and risking sleep for RUclips videos and A heist with markiplier.

    • @AL-lh2ht
      @AL-lh2ht 5 лет назад +26

      If it makes you feel better he is one of the highest payed youtubers earning millions.

    • @gagetaylor192
      @gagetaylor192 5 лет назад +25

      @@AL-lh2ht Money doesn't fix how burned out and stressed he probably gets all the time.

    • @dialena4418
      @dialena4418 5 лет назад +11

      The thing I feel bad for is that he gets so little time with his gf

    • @cymonin5549
      @cymonin5549 5 лет назад +19

      I don't feel bad about him spending his time on things he really enjoys doing (such as Heist with Markiplier), but man, it seems like he doesnt get any free time to be with Amy, or even just for himself. I didn't really think about his schedule before, but now I'm really surprised he hasn't taken more breaks over the years.

    • @DoodleDan
      @DoodleDan 5 лет назад +6

      And the food aswell, like what the heck? He's literally eating crap most of the time I hope he's ok

  • @Kim_Marie97
    @Kim_Marie97 5 лет назад +650

    First thing Mark does is look at phone and realise his girlfriend texted him 20 times to let her in because she didn't have her keys so she spent the night in *'The Barrel'*
    (1 like = 1 respect for The Barrel)

  • @HopeHendershot-Moskal
    @HopeHendershot-Moskal 5 лет назад +210

    Mark: I like to cook.
    Me: You better. You're a man with 5 ovens!

  • @DeadlyMnM
    @DeadlyMnM 4 года назад +871

    And now that second channel doesn’t exist. Memento Mori

  • @aidanhodson2664
    @aidanhodson2664 4 года назад +228

    Mark: get your sleep
    Me at 5:06am doing an all nighter: aight bet

    • @walker_19880
      @walker_19880 3 года назад +1

      exactly one am: why are we still here

  • @deadnamedan6726
    @deadnamedan6726 5 лет назад +231

    This just makes me appreciate his content even more. But honestly...I hope he takes more breaks in 2020, just to relax a little. I know it won't happen but still.

  • @ItsSoupyDownHere
    @ItsSoupyDownHere 5 лет назад +375

    Mark: "DON'T LOSE SLEEP"
    Me:*Looks up at clock... sees it's 1 in the morning* "Oh"
    Mark: "IT'S DEADLY"
    Me:"Oh?" *continues to not sleep knowing I have stuff to do tomorrow*

    • @OhItsKobi
      @OhItsKobi 4 года назад +2

      Me right now. It's 4.30am and I have school at 10am T_T

    • @hiffahyphae6707
      @hiffahyphae6707 4 года назад

      Haha, weaklings. I have the special thing called... HOMESCHOOL

    • @graveyardmonarch1629
      @graveyardmonarch1629 4 года назад

      @@OhItsKobi You have school at 10?! Mines at 7:20, wtf. I usually go to bed at like 6 am or something. I'm gonna die.

  • @gfhk5085
    @gfhk5085 5 лет назад +1079

    No you don't have2 hours to wait, but I'll tell you what you do have.
    YOU ARE A MAN THAT OWNS FIVE OVENS!

    • @saucewaifu
      @saucewaifu 5 лет назад +18

      Legend says he has acquired a SIXITH OVEN!!

    • @casper189
      @casper189 5 лет назад +1

      Kadin Cochrane yay

    • @Dami_Ka
      @Dami_Ka 4 года назад +3

      @@saucewaifu I can't believe Mark has acquired all the Infinity Ovens

  • @twjb5541
    @twjb5541 4 года назад +103

    Mark: Don't lose your sleep!!
    Me: watching this at 3 AM

  • @libig8245
    @libig8245 4 года назад +51

    "So by the time this video goes up my second channel will have launched" oooooh. that stings. if you know you know

  • @ohboi9990
    @ohboi9990 5 лет назад +58

    By 2:51 I muttered “oh my god it’s only 8 am.” He does more in the span of 2 hours than I do in a day.

  • @queensaharaice7376
    @queensaharaice7376 5 лет назад +264

    The zombie run app sounds exactly like something Mark would download/use🤣🤣

    • @judestarbabypup
      @judestarbabypup 5 лет назад +4

      I'm curious now!

    • @shelby1941
      @shelby1941 5 лет назад +17

      I've tried it. It effective but utterly terrifying if you run early morning or later in the evening when it's dark

    • @shelby1941
      @shelby1941 5 лет назад +16

      Or if you live in the middle of nowhere and your nearest neighbor is a mile away

  • @edwardkonrad4353
    @edwardkonrad4353 5 лет назад +509

    Mark, we love you and your videos/projects, but please don't overwork yourself !

    • @yoloman8534
      @yoloman8534 5 лет назад +2

      Yeah you right

    • @saraklassen4170
      @saraklassen4170 5 лет назад +1

      I'm only doing school and a part time job after school, but I couldn't handle working weekends. But that's probably just cuz I'm lazy so...

    • @edwardkonrad4353
      @edwardkonrad4353 5 лет назад +4

      @@saraklassen4170 no, no. no. taking weekends off is a humane and important thing, so you don't overwork yourself. If you'd be lazy, you would not have a part time job after school.

  • @maybesyahiid7212
    @maybesyahiid7212 4 года назад +7

    5:18
    mark mentioning lixian is so sweet

  • @Alys_World18
    @Alys_World18 5 лет назад +102

    I feel Amy with the alarm Ptsd, my summer alarm was a song that I always had on at full blast so I could feed the horses. Now whenever my sister plays that song I have Nam flashbacks

    • @vierots9572
      @vierots9572 4 года назад +4

      pro tip- i made my alarm the markiplier outtro so that its impossible for me to hate it and it actually works !! been using it for about 6 months now and i dont wake up annoyed anymore and i dont have the Subliminal Alarm Dread hearing it outside of my alsrm

    • @milesendebrock373
      @milesendebrock373 4 года назад +4

      I have permanent alarm ptsd for Payphone by Maroon 5. It wasn’t even my alarm, but I stayed overnight in the waiting room when a family member was in the hospital once, and some random other person had that as their alarm, and it just repeated the chorus on loop, full volume, for over an hour before they woke up

    • @gfl8883
      @gfl8883 4 года назад +1

      ME TOO and I made the mistake of making it one of my favorite songs 😭🥳

  • @PredatorH2O
    @PredatorH2O 5 лет назад +143

    Mark: Don't lose sleep. It's deadly.
    Me : Has slept less than an hour.
    Don't worry btw. I don't do it often.

    • @pyb6
      @pyb6 5 лет назад

      predator H2O Happens to me all the time

    • @pyb6
      @pyb6 5 лет назад

      Poopy funny haha Confusion

  • @127sys
    @127sys 5 лет назад +797

    Mark: my dog chica
    Vanity: **shows henry**

    • @NoriMori1992
      @NoriMori1992 5 лет назад +39

      Xew DiBenedetto I don't think that's Henry. I think it's just stock footage of dogs.

  • @aimeegates
    @aimeegates 5 лет назад +589

    *sees the hourglass and mention of time* Me: UNUS ANNUS

    • @Smokecall
      @Smokecall 5 лет назад +7

      We all thinking it, sounds like they recorded this back in early November though considering what Mark was bringing up

    • @GoldenG0dc0meth
      @GoldenG0dc0meth 5 лет назад +6

      Smokecall and plus when they were talking about heist with markiplier I think they also did it when they had just finished a heist with markiplier

    • @chaoticonionfucker8575
      @chaoticonionfucker8575 5 лет назад +6

      Memento mori

    • @Ventenna
      @Ventenna 5 лет назад +3

      memento mori

    • @darkfurno8990
      @darkfurno8990 5 лет назад +2

      Memento mori

  • @Raeuka
    @Raeuka 5 лет назад +72

    "Warning, Zombies Detected"
    Me: *suddenly turns into scooby doo*

  • @ComView19
    @ComView19 5 лет назад +15

    Just, how does he figure all this stuff out, building up a team, delegating tasks. Impressive to say the least, gives me a new perspective on what other big RUclipsrs have this kind of network.

  • @zombro1157
    @zombro1157 5 лет назад +401

    Markiboi is best boi

  • @chey6073
    @chey6073 5 лет назад +164

    His alarm tone gave me PTSD too

    • @thetalantonx
      @thetalantonx 5 лет назад +3

      For me it was the crinkling-a-potato-chip-bag-on-a-microphone sound they were using to represent the clock flipping quickly.

  • @ArianaMeyNana
    @ArianaMeyNana 5 лет назад +30

    I love that he mentioned Lixian! And ofc Amy

  • @grant13337
    @grant13337 5 лет назад +129

    this guy should do youtube, he’s perfect!

    • @ilovetopiss
      @ilovetopiss 4 года назад +5

      Omg,I know.
      He would be a GREATTTTTT RUclipsr

    • @DEDomain
      @DEDomain 4 года назад +4

      @@ilovetopiss Omg,I know.
      He would be a GREATTTTTT RUclipsr

    • @NoNamex1412
      @NoNamex1412 4 года назад +3

      @@DEDomain Omg,I know.
      He would be a GREATTTTTT RUclipsr

    • @legostmoeliot4360
      @legostmoeliot4360 4 года назад +6

      Damm cant wait for him to make a RUclips account.

    • @arcitekk
      @arcitekk 4 года назад +5

      Yeah, I am waiting for him to make a RUclips channel.

  • @Bri-xn3lh
    @Bri-xn3lh 4 года назад +46

    Mark: don’t lose sleep! It’s deadly! Get your sleep!
    Me: *watching this vid at 3:30am and pulling an all-nighter for a paper* ....😬

  • @PetriBass
    @PetriBass 5 лет назад +59

    I love how when Mark mentioned getting a snack, they chose to show pretzels...

  • @Candy-dq6ob
    @Candy-dq6ob 5 лет назад +132

    omfg that zombie run thing sounds so fun!!!!!!!
    I want to do it!!!!!

    • @courtneyburian453
      @courtneyburian453 5 лет назад +11

      Its so much fun! There's also an option designed for treadmill if you aren't in a good location to run through a park/neighborhood. Its also on android if you don't use Apple. I don't use it anymore, but i do believe it's just called Zombies: RUN!

    • @Gabi-gg5de
      @Gabi-gg5de 5 лет назад +1

      Ooooh I need to get this loll, probably gonna give me nightmares coz that's just me but anyways .... 😂

  • @mybug31
    @mybug31 5 лет назад +55

    Markiplier: talks, breathes, blinks
    Me:WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWNNNNN
    My friend: bro chill
    Me: WRITE. THAT. DOWN.

  • @fidget934
    @fidget934 5 лет назад +63

    Mark: *talks about getting a snack*
    The picture: *_Pretzels_*
    Me: *war flashbacks to the pretzel video*

    • @cosam-shop
      @cosam-shop 4 года назад

      Just... One... More...

  • @thomasdaintree3089
    @thomasdaintree3089 3 года назад +4

    Dog breakfast: food, multivitamins, gravy/salmon oil.
    Marks breakfast: I don’t know eggs or something.

  • @badgerhuan
    @badgerhuan 5 лет назад +104

    I love that you can tell it was recorded during the Heist press junket bc of that leopard print shirt haha.
    however, really disappointing to see that vanity fair couldn't be bothered to fact check Lixian's name. it's literally in the description of every video Mark posts! not that hard to find, you guys.

  • @catalinakavin9634
    @catalinakavin9634 5 лет назад +17

    I never knew Mark did so much for his viewers. I can't imagine how much stress he is under.

  • @smleeish
    @smleeish 5 лет назад +47

    Of course Mark would have a horror-themed running app lol 😂

  • @expiredibuprofen4389
    @expiredibuprofen4389 4 года назад +23

    When he mentioned unnus aunnus It hurt

  • @virtualvivi
    @virtualvivi 3 года назад +3

    Him talking about his "second channel" launching nearly had me in tears. I haven't heard an acknowledgement of *[REDACTED]* in so long 🥺💖

  • @Ryndia
    @Ryndia 5 лет назад +95

    Yes Mark, please take weekends off, sometimes at least x_x
    Thanks Vanity Fair for having Mark and this video! :D Cool to see Mark on other vids too ;)

  • @sunsetvoir
    @sunsetvoir 5 лет назад +75

    the zombie run sounds like a good idea! thanks mark :D

    • @queensaharaice7376
      @queensaharaice7376 5 лет назад +3

      Ikr!?🤣👌 I'm gonna look into it today🤔

    • @courtneyburian453
      @courtneyburian453 5 лет назад +2

      Its really fun. Its on both Apple and android. 10/10 recommend

    • @sunsetvoir
      @sunsetvoir 5 лет назад

      @@courtneyburian453 do you know the name of the app?

    • @courtneyburian453
      @courtneyburian453 5 лет назад

      @@sunsetvoir There are two actually. If you want a more story based activity, theres Zombies: RUN! i believe thats what its called, anyway. And then theres Zombie Run 5k which I believe is that app that Mark is referring to. Both are great

    • @monwren
      @monwren 5 лет назад

      It's definitely a good place to start if you dislike running, the story is immersive so you can actually feel like it's the apocalypse.

  • @RosesArePink210
    @RosesArePink210 5 лет назад +21

    wow who knew someones life was its own inspiring thing. A Heist with Markiplier holds a special place in my heart. that passion project did do what you wanted it to do. also i still cant get over the fact that these videos are coming out oops

  • @elizabethlane47
    @elizabethlane47 4 года назад +5

    I watched this video and realized, Mark is basically my addiction. I’ve been watching him now for over 6 years... I was introduced to him by my brother, and was instantly hooked. I can’t ever remember laughing harder than I did while watching his goat simulator videos. He’s such an influence, and such a good man and this was a really weird rant...

  • @Eggsther
    @Eggsther 4 года назад +10

    7:31 "I like to cook"
    *flashback to that video where they cook with uuuhhhhhhhm toys.....*

  • @amnathegrande
    @amnathegrande 5 лет назад +13

    Mark: first talks about making vids for his channel.
    Also Mark: "yeah so I have to make videos for my second channel..."

  • @ThePhantomKnightHR
    @ThePhantomKnightHR 5 лет назад +7

    I love how he is really modest about all of it, great job Mark!

  • @trash4321
    @trash4321 5 лет назад +26

    "Get your sleep!"
    Me at 2 AM with classes later: okay

  • @claranadine1086
    @claranadine1086 4 года назад +19

    Mark: *explains his alarm sound
    Me: Write that down! Write that down!

  • @smocyraccoon2214
    @smocyraccoon2214 4 года назад +15

    Ah...a glimt of what once was...Memento Mori friends

  • @RicePudden
    @RicePudden 4 года назад +18

    Mark: its unhealthy, its deadly, get sleep
    Me at 5am: 👁👄👁

  • @culaedavid
    @culaedavid 4 года назад +17

    imagine bringing a gamer here, it'll be like:
    -wakes up at ... am
    -plays
    -goes to bad at ... am

  • @NexSicarius
    @NexSicarius 5 лет назад +25

    Woah, really didn't expect him to do one of these! Great video.

  • @euvi21
    @euvi21 5 лет назад +32

    mark: if i don't get 7
    me: i get 12 and still sleepy

    • @ranimeRAT
      @ranimeRAT 4 года назад

      You may be sleeping too much - it's a real thing

  • @symphoniesofthesea
    @symphoniesofthesea 4 года назад +7

    0:00:000 vibes anyone with that alarm clock

  • @teehlfx5238
    @teehlfx5238 5 лет назад +8

    6:51 ‘Don’t lose sleep....It’s deadly. Get your sleep! It’s very important.’ Markiplier 2019

  • @tieflingcorpse9817
    @tieflingcorpse9817 5 лет назад +15

    When I saw the thumbnail I thought it meant he has meetings where his friends where horse masks with him and talk about video ideas and I just thought “yep sounds about right

  • @theworldsbestpodcasteverD
    @theworldsbestpodcasteverD 4 года назад +39

    4:20 and by the time we’re watching this, your second channel is gone );

  • @oznofow
    @oznofow 5 лет назад +40

    And here I am in school like “wow I only have like 8 hours of spare time ugh school sucks 🤮🤮”

    • @jonsena6yearsagoand949
      @jonsena6yearsagoand949 4 года назад +1

      The adult life is hard bruh

    • @semidecent4395
      @semidecent4395 4 года назад

      @@zucchini3857 I’ve got similar numbers, sometimes you just don’t get that much hw

  • @Endervulpe
    @Endervulpe 5 лет назад +10

    “Don’t lose sleep! It’s deadly!” Says the dude who voiced a character with parasomnias. XD

  • @warmongeringgood
    @warmongeringgood 5 лет назад +16

    "As my girlfriend knows, I'm a fiddler."
    -Markiplier 2019

  • @derpedfox
    @derpedfox 5 лет назад +8

    The ammount of stock footage is a bruh moment

  • @kittiecandy747
    @kittiecandy747 5 лет назад +14

    jesus, by 11 am he's done as much as i would do in a week

  • @ItIsRan
    @ItIsRan 4 года назад +9

    Oh wow! Mark has a second channel? This is so exciting!! I can't wait to see and watch his second channel

  • @kabayantayo
    @kabayantayo 3 года назад +13

    This dude is crazy.