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  • Опубликовано: 12 янв 2020
  • Markiplier visits the Bon Appétit Test Kitchen to make Eggs In Purgatory with Carla Music. Can he follow along using verbal instructions only?
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Комментарии • 7 тыс.

  • @doorlord1521
    @doorlord1521 3 года назад +6316

    “You’re competitive”
    “No, nuh-uh”
    *my sizzle was better*

    • @searlaitnise
      @searlaitnise 3 года назад +4

      Charles Moreland lol

    • @stevethea5250
      @stevethea5250 3 года назад +13

      @@searlaitnise The "no nuh-uh" for for ironic effect :D

    • @lyshussey2471
      @lyshussey2471 3 года назад

      Totally off topic but I LOVE UR PROFILE PIC

  • @RayRayRay0
    @RayRayRay0 4 года назад +9773

    Carla: *breathes*
    Mark: I was way ahead of you

    • @sirswipah
      @sirswipah 4 года назад +7

      🙃🙃👌

    • @platinumvideos9810
      @platinumvideos9810 3 года назад +6

      420 likes

    • @lbcv
      @lbcv 3 года назад +5

      i was way ahead of you

    • @roblesgabe104
      @roblesgabe104 3 года назад +28

      Carla: blinks
      Mark: I am 9 quadrillion parallel universes ahed of you

    • @niellity
      @niellity 3 года назад +4

      *I am 4 parallel universes ahead of you*

  • @min-kn9ny
    @min-kn9ny 4 года назад +10557

    When Mark grabbed the plant I did the quietest "ᵐᵃʳᵏ ⁿᵒ"

    • @9.1.22
      @9.1.22 3 года назад +225

      how the freak did you get that text so small

    • @alxxsv
      @alxxsv 3 года назад +146

      jela *I THINK THIS IS HOW YOU DO IT*

    • @inalatumarianna5510
      @inalatumarianna5510 3 года назад +48

      How do you turn it small?

    • @inalatumarianna5510
      @inalatumarianna5510 3 года назад +10

      @@chefdog6033 hpw do you do that?

    • @StarryxNight5
      @StarryxNight5 3 года назад +19

      @RUBEN CONTRERAS You triggered my bot PTSD.

  • @dillonlol7409
    @dillonlol7409 3 года назад +4120

    January 2020: Markiplier is cooking eggs in purgatory with a professional chef at the Bon Appetit test kitchen.
    December 2020: Markiplier has eaten too many expired pop tarts, he is now recovering in the hospital.

    • @chaoticgoose4286
      @chaoticgoose4286 3 года назад +97

      Markiplier has pooped

    • @inalatumarianna5510
      @inalatumarianna5510 3 года назад +7

      @@chaoticgoose4286 on your goose

    • @largeboy5577
      @largeboy5577 3 года назад +28

      Oh, how the star has fallen
      Or has he risen to standards astronomically beyond that which even the most daring minds have dared to imagine?

    • @Kenli-mu6qi
      @Kenli-mu6qi 3 года назад +2

      No 😭✋🏻😂

    • @headlessonion7881
      @headlessonion7881 3 года назад +8

      What a ride 2020 was...

  • @spacevermin8378
    @spacevermin8378 4 года назад +7068

    Someone should've warned this lady that Mark is a force of destruction

    • @darn9717
      @darn9717 4 года назад +27

      Ikr

    • @maryl1129
      @maryl1129 4 года назад +12

      Frrrr lmao

    • @Tvmm7
      @Tvmm7 4 года назад +31

      Ya, she looked kinda scared- 🤣

    • @KingBongHogger
      @KingBongHogger 4 года назад +96

      She was awesome though. I'm glad they didn't get some humorless stiff chef for this.

    • @loganentertainment1814
      @loganentertainment1814 4 года назад +4

      Without a doubt. :) XD

  • @TheJavapup
    @TheJavapup 4 года назад +8934

    Disappointed that mark didn't mention his 5 ovens.

    • @GoldenG0dc0meth
      @GoldenG0dc0meth 4 года назад +141

      Now that would be freaking fight on who has the most XD

    • @TheJavapup
      @TheJavapup 4 года назад +108

      @Elio Probably flexed them when he first arrived to avoid that fight.

    • @bethanymorgan6113
      @bethanymorgan6113 4 года назад +109

      and that growing up he couldn't afford ANY ovens

    • @switzerfamily9727
      @switzerfamily9727 4 года назад +89

      I AM A MAN WHO OWNS FIIIIVE OVENS. You can just see his face light up when you think about him saying it.

    • @mellaberry6353
      @mellaberry6353 4 года назад +19

      @@switzerfamily9727 I can almost hear him saying it. Especially the fiiiive

  • @Alexsomnia
    @Alexsomnia 4 года назад +9222

    This dude is good, he should make a RUclips channel.

    • @melsukiii
      @melsukiii 3 года назад +86

      👀

    • @AestheticYellow
      @AestheticYellow 3 года назад +335

      I have some good news

    • @juururu
      @juururu 3 года назад +51

      ummmm, he already has a channel
      markiplier it is
      pretty good with 26M

    • @AestheticYellow
      @AestheticYellow 3 года назад +260

      Jambal M74 bruh it’s a joke

    • @Alexsomnia
      @Alexsomnia 3 года назад +260

      @@juururu r/woooosh

  • @starlight4649
    @starlight4649 4 года назад +4422

    Oh wow, you're competitive
    Mark: what? No I'm not...
    Mark's fans: yes, he is, extremely...

  • @Elizabeauty312
    @Elizabeauty312 4 года назад +18419

    “I was being a jerk. It was a defensive mechanism.”

    • @p3pp3r67
      @p3pp3r67 4 года назад +216

      Elizabeauty312 felt that ya know XD

    • @Flabbergasted-yl4hv
      @Flabbergasted-yl4hv 4 года назад +54

      meirl

    • @_phong.huynh_
      @_phong.huynh_ 4 года назад +78

      Family Gatherings be like

    • @keistar6815
      @keistar6815 4 года назад +118

      Hey what do you know.. I found the reason behind why I'm being a jerk for no reason

    • @_phong.huynh_
      @_phong.huynh_ 4 года назад +23

      @@keistar6815 Bless your heart, sweet Bunn

  • @lizlemon3698
    @lizlemon3698 4 года назад +2838

    “How many turns?”
    “Like te-“
    “ *TOO LATE* “

  • @itchyybrain5264
    @itchyybrain5264 4 года назад +2208

    This guy makes cream brulé in muffin trays
    Never ever challenge this man

    • @IvanIsYda_
      @IvanIsYda_ 3 года назад +117

      This man also owns FIVE OVENS

    • @stevethea5250
      @stevethea5250 3 года назад +1

      @@IvanIsYda_ which videos>?

    • @IvanIsYda_
      @IvanIsYda_ 3 года назад +17

      @@stevethea5250 **gasp** you havent seen that yet? 👀

    • @ItsLtime
      @ItsLtime 3 года назад +26

      @@stevethea5250 Markiplier makes:creme brulé. No need to thank me

    • @stevethea5250
      @stevethea5250 3 года назад

      @@ItsLtime link thanks 🤣

  • @tmliao5402
    @tmliao5402 4 года назад +1609

    "It is beautiful!"
    "Thank you I know."
    "Great tearing!"
    "Thank you."
    "Amazing eggs!"
    "Thank you."
    "Wonderful, amazing eggs!"
    "Thank you..."
    *Mark this is where you compliment her back!*
    "...why would I?"
    I died XD

  • @Bruh-zi8jd
    @Bruh-zi8jd 4 года назад +7178

    This is just a professional Markiplier Makes episode

  • @forwantofapage6059
    @forwantofapage6059 4 года назад +7573

    I love how Mark sort of apologetically explained that his sass and bravado was just for show

    • @That_Lady_Charlie
      @That_Lady_Charlie 4 года назад +353

      he is a wholesome boy

    • @alinastark403
      @alinastark403 4 года назад +12

      999 likes!

    • @samschiang
      @samschiang 3 года назад +16

      @10,000 Subscribers With 0 Videos Challenge why is Women capitalized

    • @melwasabandoned6717
      @melwasabandoned6717 3 года назад +25

      Sam Chiang because we are superior

    • @Kaiscoolness
      @Kaiscoolness 3 года назад +11

      10,000 Subscribers With 0 Videos Challenge He’s just a pretty wholesome dude, I don’t think it’s about gender

  • @internetperson3228
    @internetperson3228 3 года назад +595

    I love how carla humored him all the way, and I love their little back and forth legal jokes

  • @tristamay6087
    @tristamay6087 4 года назад +1210

    i’m surprised mark didn’t say, “YA CLOSE, YA CLOSE?!”

    • @wildchillvibes9201
      @wildchillvibes9201 4 года назад +2

      XD

    • @tristamay6087
      @tristamay6087 4 года назад +2

      Darren Ramphal God bless you too ❤️!

    • @denisedinh
      @denisedinh 3 года назад +51

      He almost did to those tomatoes

    • @january1494
      @january1494 3 года назад +32

      I am screaming omfg can you imagine Carla’s reaction to that

    • @pixelparasite829
      @pixelparasite829 3 года назад +24

      I'm sure he wanted to, but I think he realized that this was the not a very appropriate place to do that. 😂

  • @chrissiper
    @chrissiper 4 года назад +6790

    Markiplier: *Smashes garlic full force*
    Brad probably somewhere in the back: Wooooaaaahhh Momma

  • @frostedbirdy
    @frostedbirdy 4 года назад +5616

    mark: "how many turns?"
    carla: "ten-"
    mark: "too late"
    carla: "Ok"

    • @brianli6562
      @brianli6562 4 года назад +26

      *Keeps turning

    • @safarahali6886
      @safarahali6886 4 года назад +1

      I swear I read this the same time the vid was
      Playing that part lol 😂

    • @chepa1767
      @chepa1767 4 года назад

      My life in a nutshell

  • @Alison.taylor.c
    @Alison.taylor.c 3 года назад +331

    if he was with ethan and tyler he would have absolutely yelled “YOU CLOSE” when smashing the tomatoes

    • @computer_juice
      @computer_juice 2 года назад +3

      He probably did and they cut it out

    • @thatonealien9812
      @thatonealien9812 2 года назад +4

      @@computer_juice I doubt it haha he knows when it’s appropriate to joke like that

    • @kaylaryals8227
      @kaylaryals8227 2 года назад

      😂😂😂

  • @grubbiechirp5695
    @grubbiechirp5695 4 года назад +672

    He’s literally my childhood. That voice will always give me nostalgia... so happy he hasn’t changed.

    • @someonehere364
      @someonehere364 3 года назад +4

      What was he doing before? I just know him since the beginning of this year 😅

    • @mataskart9894
      @mataskart9894 3 года назад +32

      @@someonehere364 he's been a pretty nice youtuber since ~2012. Mostly and basically only gaming videos at the start though, he still does those, but these interesting one's are mixed in too(like Markiplier Makes etc...), and his character has barely changed over nearly a decade

    • @someonehere364
      @someonehere364 3 года назад +8

      @@mataskart9894 oh ok, I knew he was a RUclipsr but, because of the word "childhood", I thought he made something else before 😅

    • @Whaltteri
      @Whaltteri 3 года назад +1

      So you're what 8 years old?

  • @BurgundyBurrito
    @BurgundyBurrito 4 года назад +2645

    "How would you rate yourself as a cook?"
    Flashbacks to Markiplier Makes

    • @sandserpent
      @sandserpent 4 года назад +6

      Nick Henrich same

    • @NODnuke45
      @NODnuke45 4 года назад +32

      "Scrappy" ... because everything they made ended up looking like scraps? lmao

    • @intellectual_idiot7195
      @intellectual_idiot7195 4 года назад +21

      Nick Henrich “I AM A MAN WITH FIVE OVENS!!!!!!!!”

    • @mjamin9124
      @mjamin9124 4 года назад +10

      when he was a child... he was to poor to afford purgatory

    • @justiniantbh
      @justiniantbh 4 года назад +3

      Flashbacks to mashed potato bath

  • @melissanoelle410
    @melissanoelle410 4 года назад +8714

    Markiplier’s only known unit of measurement: smithereens.

  • @amandakaschaksvlogs8216
    @amandakaschaksvlogs8216 4 года назад +619

    Awww the way mark smirks at the camera and says “nuh ah.” After she says he’s competitive which is a FACT.

    • @ronja2597
      @ronja2597 3 года назад

      @Lilly-Grace Mills starts around 6:45

  • @Christmandavid10
    @Christmandavid10 3 года назад +664

    I swear even Marks “cocky” personality is still extremely easy to talk to

  • @carolineg3923
    @carolineg3923 4 года назад +4297

    Markiplier only knows how to cook with one hand and the other in his pocket.

    • @lordofthehounds2997
      @lordofthehounds2997 4 года назад +53

      that honestly kept bothering me.

    • @Snarethedrummer
      @Snarethedrummer 4 года назад +19

      He's just really into Alanis right now

    • @sorrenzz3610
      @sorrenzz3610 4 года назад +20

      @@lordofthehounds2997 You must be bothered easily then

    • @ms.rumandcoke5344
      @ms.rumandcoke5344 4 года назад +3

      @@lordofthehounds2997 It bother me too

    • @Triggerly
      @Triggerly 4 года назад +5

      Well he's not professional and he probably can lift the pan easily with 1 hand. Can't relate cuz I don't cook :(

  • @Saevustus
    @Saevustus 4 года назад +27223

    She doesn't realize that she is dealing with a man who owns FIVE OVENS.

  • @MysticSkyes
    @MysticSkyes 4 года назад +1773

    Mark in the most monotone voice ever: I see God in my dish, I'm weeping tears of joy
    Me: Something tells me that's a hyperbole

    • @stevethea5250
      @stevethea5250 3 года назад +9

      what's a huper bowl

    • @oddballentertainment9907
      @oddballentertainment9907 3 года назад +2

      Hey that rhymes

    • @jebadia_mimes704
      @jebadia_mimes704 3 года назад +2

      When i read this the clip played it. Actually everytime i read something that they syay in the comments the clipe seems to follow. I think its a superpower i just discovered

    • @MysticSkyes
      @MysticSkyes 3 года назад +4

      @@stevethea5250 A hyperbole? It's an exaggeration

    • @stevethea5250
      @stevethea5250 3 года назад +1

      @@MysticSkyes why he say it's a hyper bowl

  • @introvertairways6380
    @introvertairways6380 4 года назад +300

    “Cut the very end off it may be dry”
    Mark: *chops them in half and throws away the big half

  • @crunchy141
    @crunchy141 4 года назад +2677

    Carla: sauce
    Mark: soYeoCe
    Carla: sauce.
    Mark: sEiyOucE

    • @KURRDA
      @KURRDA 4 года назад +40

      To be fair she definitely said sauce weird that one time lmao

    • @sialamur3777
      @sialamur3777 4 года назад +2

      I was looking for this comment 💀

    • @WhoisMixxie
      @WhoisMixxie 4 года назад

      I say it like that because he said it like that a while ago

    • @dbone3356
      @dbone3356 4 года назад +8

      @@KURRDA She definately pronounced it "swace" the first time.

    • @YopparaiNyanko
      @YopparaiNyanko 4 года назад

      @@KURRDA she is a New Yorker of italian descent

  • @aaronsaunders7790
    @aaronsaunders7790 4 года назад +1759

    Carla: How would you rate yourself as a cook?
    Mark: Uh...
    *I'M A MAN WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS*
    Mark: Scrappy

    • @The-Listener
      @The-Listener 4 года назад

      As soon I saw the ovens in the back ground I got flashbacks to it

    • @vongolaprimo7431
      @vongolaprimo7431 4 года назад +1

      I really wish he said this

    • @user-uj5iq1lg3d
      @user-uj5iq1lg3d 4 года назад +2

      *when I was a child, I couldnt afford...*

  • @Sarah-ug7zq
    @Sarah-ug7zq 4 года назад +455

    I love how he just casually has one hand in his pocket

    • @nahimgood4
      @nahimgood4 3 года назад +23

      Yeah idky but it’s hot

    • @umm9745
      @umm9745 3 года назад +5

      With a knife in his hand... Looking at the camera

    • @qwertydavid8070
      @qwertydavid8070 3 года назад +2

      @@nahimgood4 ok

  • @Cyber_Akuma
    @Cyber_Akuma 4 года назад +213

    Huh, considering Mark's insane cooking attempts on his own channel, I never took him for a sort of low-Salt guy. He was pretty reluctant about adding salt every time.

    • @shridharbiju7370
      @shridharbiju7370 3 года назад +45

      If I remember he had a heart attack once so the doctor probably put him in a low salt diet for a while and maybe that stuck.

  • @brianhalbert3867
    @brianhalbert3867 4 года назад +4618

    When Mark gets defensive, his sociopathic tendencies really come out.

    • @clarycekoonce586
      @clarycekoonce586 4 года назад +269

      SHHH! Don't call Dark out like that. He just wants his occasional freedom.

    • @limejello2882
      @limejello2882 4 года назад +126

      Sometimes reading the comments is a treat.

    • @thekycklingwizard78
      @thekycklingwizard78 4 года назад +56

      “Sociopathic”? That’s so funny haha
      Quirky

    • @clarycekoonce586
      @clarycekoonce586 4 года назад +60

      It shows at 11:48

    • @Katastr0phic_Katicorn
      @Katastr0phic_Katicorn 4 года назад +17

      @@emmelydegraaf5703 Is there a non-dickish way to correct someone to help them? If so, that's all I want to do. *choking and *basil.

  • @prestonholt8803
    @prestonholt8803 4 года назад +2948

    "Is it like choose your own adventure?"
    "I am not legally allowed to say that."

    • @iratebeaver29
      @iratebeaver29 4 года назад +50

      And that is something I legitimately don't get. It obviously is, but what is the issue with it? Is the phrase trademarked, like how everybody has to call Super Bowl the big game because they can't legally say Super Bowl?

    • @ArchieCooper
      @ArchieCooper 4 года назад +110

      @@iratebeaver29 Exactly that. "Choose your own adventure" is the exact name of a book series, which is trademarked. You can make them, you can sell them and all that, but you can't use that exact phrase in their name, or in describing them. For related fun, try looking up the trademark on "Superhero"

    • @iratebeaver29
      @iratebeaver29 4 года назад +18

      @@ArchieCooper Thought so. Thanks for the confirm. And I'll look into that, lol.

    • @OrangeC7
      @OrangeC7 4 года назад +14

      @@ArchieCooper Is that trademark still running to this day? Is that why my hero academia never actually uses the word "superhero"?

    • @Mrowmeowmew
      @Mrowmeowmew 4 года назад +21

      OrangeC7 no, just in Japan the word superhero isn’t really used often. It’s not as common as over here

  • @robintarket6844
    @robintarket6844 4 года назад +189

    This sold for me a thought that I had years ago when I first encountered Mark:
    This man is fluent in hyperbole.

  • @alissalarson3203
    @alissalarson3203 4 года назад +213

    "Do I need to squeeze it as hard as the lemons?"
    "Yes"
    *Mark pauses for a moment* "HUARRRGH!!" *Intensely squeezes*

  • @williamfalls
    @williamfalls 4 года назад +3646

    Carla: "You're competitive."
    Mark: *has to resist the urge to debate who's the MOST non-competitive*

  • @DraconicDuelist
    @DraconicDuelist 4 года назад +11704

    *Actual Chef:* "How would you rate yourself as a cook?"
    *Mark:* "I... am a man, who owns _five_ ovens."

  • @Faildarkness
    @Faildarkness 3 года назад +113

    Mark really is an angel, I love how he clarified he was joking the entire time at the end. A lot of people tend to think that everyone knows and understand sarcasm, that's why I love Mark because he made sure to tell everyone that he was only joking!
    An amazing dude.

  • @izar8988
    @izar8988 3 года назад +37

    I felt the fear that basil plant was feeling when markiplier grabbed and nearly killed the whole think

  • @nedsbluebayou7477
    @nedsbluebayou7477 4 года назад +3567

    I love how she says “you can see him on a heist with markiplier” when he also has a whole RUclips channel I love that

    • @alvingoooo
      @alvingoooo 4 года назад +245

      She's legally obligated to say that

    • @izzywoods794
      @izzywoods794 4 года назад +108

      Joshua_Tyler_William_Robert_Dun_Joseph was prob in her script. He’s there to promote it. But yea it was weird to hear

    • @bubblemonkeys
      @bubblemonkeys 4 года назад +24

      @@izzywoods794 It's been out for months, why promote it now?

    • @daddycloyster4896
      @daddycloyster4896 4 года назад +65

      @@bubblemonkeys it was probably recorded back then but got it's posting date got delayed

    • @bubblemonkeys
      @bubblemonkeys 4 года назад +2

      @@daddycloyster4896 maybe

  • @doleperfection5481
    @doleperfection5481 4 года назад +8279

    His horizontal stripe keeps throwing me off, thinking he's wearing some fancy apron with fashion straps.

  • @NauticalSoapGAME
    @NauticalSoapGAME 4 года назад +44

    I love how innocent he looks at the beginning. That's how people lower the guard before his craziness hits ;)

  • @robertbarajas2250
    @robertbarajas2250 3 года назад +48

    “I would encourage you with the back of your wooden spoon, to smash some of these tomatos”
    Mark’s Mind: *You close? You close?*

  • @itsmerobyn1371
    @itsmerobyn1371 4 года назад +3325

    “Mark this is where you’re suppose to compliment her back”
    “Why would I.. mines better”

    • @Joel-tv7jw
      @Joel-tv7jw 4 года назад +61

      S A V A G E

    • @Ezra-wp1oc
      @Ezra-wp1oc 4 года назад +17

      S A V A G E

    • @Vorexia
      @Vorexia 4 года назад +18

      I thought they meant that he should compliment her *back*.... why?

    • @cherry_blooms
      @cherry_blooms 4 года назад +11

      S A V A G E

    • @danniton9831
      @danniton9831 4 года назад +2

      @@Vorexia I thought so too lol.

  • @abadira
    @abadira 4 года назад +712

    You can just TELL Carla has a son based on how she reacts to Mark lmao

  • @brandonkreber444
    @brandonkreber444 3 года назад +30

    “Just use like half of the lemon”
    Mark: screams aggressively as he squeezes in the whole lemon

  • @klad2860
    @klad2860 3 года назад +76

    11:48
    Mark: *Your going to the shadow realm, basil plant.*

  • @alexandravictoria
    @alexandravictoria 4 года назад +14171

    When Mark is around Ethan he is like the more mature, guardian type of the pair, but when Mark is around anyone else he BECOMES Ethan😂

  • @denisewreford9352
    @denisewreford9352 4 года назад +4845

    Carla’s patience is as impressive as her cooking.

    • @alisonwilliams1747
      @alisonwilliams1747 4 года назад +177

      Seriously. I'm being reminded of when my mum says about her driving instructing. "the worst students are the ones who THINK they know what they're doing..."

    • @gg-pv3ie
      @gg-pv3ie 4 года назад +45

      well she does have kids so shes had practice lol

    • @nickz2147
      @nickz2147 4 года назад +151

      Mark was just joking around

    • @Boxvoko
      @Boxvoko 4 года назад +103

      @@nickz2147 Please yes, it's obvious. He does self-deprecating bravado as his persona and it's quite apparent, if you ask me!

    • @Husitka
      @Husitka 4 года назад +104

      @@Boxvoko: Exactly... And yet, every time he collabs with someone, a lot of people seem to think it's actually real and not just a bit. It's kind of frustrating, especially considering that he actually talked about it at the end.

  • @madelynephinney2457
    @madelynephinney2457 4 года назад +52

    “How would you *RATE* yourself as a cook?”
    “ *SCRAPPY* ”

  • @televal5204
    @televal5204 4 года назад +24

    11:49, you can see his destructivness and intrusive thoughts lol

  • @ckgaming9721
    @ckgaming9721 4 года назад +6776

    Mark: laughs menacingly when he hears he gets to tear the leaves off the basil plant
    Basil plant: *chuckles* I’m in danger

  • @markiplier
    @markiplier 4 года назад +50000

    Hey, thanks for having me! This was a ton of fun and an honor to be in the kitchen.

    • @joelramirez8626
      @joelramirez8626 4 года назад +893

      Great job Mark! Back to back cooking with Ethan?? Gotta see more of the face of God on a plate y'know?

    • @cecilyerker
      @cecilyerker 4 года назад +578

      It’s amazing how good of a cook you are when you don’t have to babysit Ethan or Tyler

    • @dashrubberbear
      @dashrubberbear 4 года назад +346

      You're such a jerk. It's adorable

    • @ShunGuan
      @ShunGuan 4 года назад +194

      Thanks so much for appearing on Bon Appetit! You and Carla were an absolute delight to watch! :D

    • @CarnSarnit
      @CarnSarnit 4 года назад +206

      You were just happy that you were actually taller than someone :p

  • @RemarkablyRenee
    @RemarkablyRenee 4 года назад +30

    This is hilarious.
    Carla: Ok now tear the swiss chard. *delicately tears one piece at a time*
    Mark: OK. *mashes them into a ball and tears the ball apart with his bare hands*

  • @_ktcbg3097
    @_ktcbg3097 3 года назад +60

    Little does she know she's dealing with a man who owns FIVE OVENS

  • @mstickney6612
    @mstickney6612 4 года назад +3839

    Mark: "I'm not LEGALLY allowed to say that!"
    Carla: "Ah, I am not BOUND by such RESTRICTIONS!"

    • @AnGeL-xi1bs
      @AnGeL-xi1bs 4 года назад +8

      i want to like your comment but i see that i would have ruined something beautiful

    • @sweetnuthin
      @sweetnuthin 4 года назад +10

      Yeah, 690 likes
      *nice*

    • @thenacho6354
      @thenacho6354 4 года назад +12

      I don't have such weakness

    • @mmmtacobaguette4714
      @mmmtacobaguette4714 3 года назад +5

      @@thenacho6354 you were not bound by such RESTRICTIONS.

    • @crashvds777
      @crashvds777 3 года назад +1

      She nailed heist with markiplier right away 😂

  • @twothirdsstudio
    @twothirdsstudio 4 года назад +1390

    Chef: gently pulling leaves off of the basil plant
    Mark: *getting ready to yoink the plant out of the pot*

  • @maelstrumyes3595
    @maelstrumyes3595 4 года назад +87

    The fact that she was complementing Mark and were all waiting for his turn to complement
    Mark: "NO"

  • @TomatoGatcha
    @TomatoGatcha 3 года назад +24

    the absolute chaotic energy that Mark brought to the kitchen is a great contrast to most of who are on it

  • @mastermindbastard6654
    @mastermindbastard6654 4 года назад +1278

    "half a lemon should be enough."
    mark: *murders the whole lemon with his bare hands*

    • @doodschmood
      @doodschmood 3 года назад

      Ok

    • @alxxsv
      @alxxsv 3 года назад

      He was supposed to strain the seeds as well

  • @LPGENGAR
    @LPGENGAR 4 года назад +2133

    Mark: "just dump em all in?"
    Chef: "just dump them in."
    Mark: "that didnt seem right"
    Chef: "thats right."

    • @Xander785
      @Xander785 4 года назад +35

      You: quoting the video I'm just watching.
      Me: Yawn.

    • @amordal
      @amordal 4 года назад +27

      dude you're gonna make me yawn too stop

    • @Xander785
      @Xander785 4 года назад +15

      @@amordal: "dude you're gonna make me yawn too stop"
      Me: "dude you're gonna make me yawn too. stop."

    • @jamesl7649
      @jamesl7649 4 года назад +26

      Me:
      Me:
      Me:
      You:
      Me:

    • @nofanfelani6924
      @nofanfelani6924 4 года назад +12

      This comment threads: *_full of quotes_*
      Me: please staph!

  • @ashusharma5572
    @ashusharma5572 3 года назад +18

    7:28 i am surprised he didn't say
    *YOU CLOSE YOU CLOSE*

  • @downloadDA
    @downloadDA 4 года назад +36

    Carla: "Sauce" (New York Accent)
    Mark: "Soooyeahs"
    Carla: "Sauce" (Neutral Accent)
    Mark: "Sayows"

  • @clairechen7273
    @clairechen7273 4 года назад +3250

    Carla: “Toss the ends into the trash bowl”
    Mark: proceeds to throw half the chard away

    • @SeanFerree
      @SeanFerree 4 года назад +1

      Lol!!

    • @PlayLyss
      @PlayLyss 4 года назад +7

      I laughed so hard at that lol

    • @shTree
      @shTree 4 года назад +14

      SausageRoll 59p Yeah, how dare anyone share a moment they enjoyed in the comments

  • @martinleonstandup
    @martinleonstandup 4 года назад +2608

    This was everything I hoped it would be. Loved how Carla sassed right back at Mark, no problem.

    • @zeeanon9830
      @zeeanon9830 4 года назад +246

      she's so good at adapting to the energy the guest provides, what an amazing host

    • @kyndramb7050
      @kyndramb7050 4 года назад +11

      He's about the same maturity as her young son, so it makes sense! Lol!

  • @janigmatic
    @janigmatic 4 года назад +25

    Mark: *firmly grasps entire basil plant*
    Basil plant: I'm in danger

  • @pumpkinbumpkin767
    @pumpkinbumpkin767 3 года назад +35

    This Mark guy is funny, he should start a youtube channel

  • @collinbarry1656
    @collinbarry1656 4 года назад +15615

    Seeing Carla and markiplier together is like when you mix friendgroups at your birthday party and don’t know how to feel about it
    Also if you dig poetry try out @cb.poetry_

    • @Draukagrissah
      @Draukagrissah 4 года назад +319

      Good. You should feel good about it.
      Markymoo and Carla Music, a match made in RUclips Premium Watch A Heist With Markiplier Now!

    • @brturner
      @brturner 4 года назад +93

      This is the comment

    • @junkyardsanta8814
      @junkyardsanta8814 4 года назад +42

      Literally laughed out loud

    • @wiiiinty
      @wiiiinty 4 года назад +84

      Doesn't look like hes interested in cooking lol and she seems annoyed cause hes so stuck up

    • @brturner
      @brturner 4 года назад +26

      @@wiiiinty u good lmao

  • @winniethepootietang6152
    @winniethepootietang6152 4 года назад +2955

    Carla: “smash the garlic”
    *Mark pulverizes garlic*
    Brad: “it’s technique not muscle okay gym rat”

    • @arathorn867
      @arathorn867 4 года назад +186

      Let's do this again but have Brad teach Markiplier.

    • @recoil53
      @recoil53 4 года назад +40

      "Mark smash"

    • @ArawnNox
      @ArawnNox 4 года назад +59

      @@arathorn867 Oh god yes. Mark and Brad would be amazing.

    • @s30123
      @s30123 4 года назад +17

      And don't forget the Brad Meta garlic alisum chemicals

    • @cqdgad
      @cqdgad 4 года назад +3

      @@arathorn867 that's a great idea. brad doing this with anyone would be a sight to see! bon appetit you're sitting on gold here!

  • @skrautze5857
    @skrautze5857 3 года назад +19

    11:50
    Chef: 'just take a couple of springs'
    Markiplier:
    'laughs with full of evil about to destroy the plant'

  • @sheddyleprince7660
    @sheddyleprince7660 4 года назад +27

    "I will not break the yolk, I swear this"
    That face he's making while saying such impossible words

  • @AnnabeleBries
    @AnnabeleBries 4 года назад +1729

    “I know how to smash things”
    *flashbacks to presidential fitness test*

    • @artemisbeasty196
      @artemisbeasty196 4 года назад +58

      Don't tell Amy

    • @Obot1121
      @Obot1121 4 года назад +27

      I had flashbacks to making gingerbread houses.

    • @KURRDA
      @KURRDA 4 года назад +14

      can we get *10 BILLION LIKES*

    • @yaelmurillo1863
      @yaelmurillo1863 4 года назад +8

      SHHH we can’t let Amy know

    • @coldbloodedkiller4156
      @coldbloodedkiller4156 4 года назад +5

      *flashbacks to pumpkin carving with Tyler*

  • @izzyolsson5269
    @izzyolsson5269 4 года назад +2370

    Markiplier: "I'm a tosser"
    Australians: "heheheheh..."

    • @mlagv4045
      @mlagv4045 4 года назад +75

      Don’t worry, this made the South Africans also raise some brows. 😂😂

    • @Wraith101
      @Wraith101 4 года назад +24

      I thought he did it intentionally at first hahahaha

    • @squirrel9544
      @squirrel9544 4 года назад +93

      That's a British word, but we'll let you borrow it.

    • @Slimegoose
      @Slimegoose 4 года назад +30

      What does it mean? Is it an innuendo? English is not my first language.

    • @LuxanderReal
      @LuxanderReal 4 года назад +17

      I'm American and even I laughed XD

  • @mimikitty9829
    @mimikitty9829 4 года назад +28

    Rusty: “Mark this is where you compliment her back!”
    Mark: “... *why would I?* ”

  • @pixelparasite829
    @pixelparasite829 3 года назад +7

    7:37
    Mark's brain: YeAh, YoU cLoSe!?!?

  • @luckygirl1able
    @luckygirl1able 4 года назад +3670

    “Who can’t figure out how to read the numbers”
    *Carla has Ninja flashbacks*

    • @insertname8889
      @insertname8889 4 года назад +182

      I
      AM
      UHHHH
      NOTALLOWED

    • @Nitious
      @Nitious 4 года назад +60

      I was like "ninja probably can't"

    • @MrsMalfoy13
      @MrsMalfoy13 4 года назад +60

      @@Nitious and he cant even cut bread.

    • @genericwhitekid7802
      @genericwhitekid7802 4 года назад +1

      1000th like

    • @whateverppl1229
      @whateverppl1229 4 года назад +10

      @@MrsMalfoy13 I mean, technically... the bread was "cut"

  • @myerklamb8529
    @myerklamb8529 4 года назад +5056

    "Is it like choose your own adventure?"
    "I'm not legally allowed to say that."
    Literally the only time in history that Mark has held his tongue on camera

    • @Horst_Radish
      @Horst_Radish 4 года назад +55

      I half expected him to say, but yes

    • @smile--
      @smile-- 4 года назад +7

      *expected

    • @MrGamelover23
      @MrGamelover23 4 года назад +8

      Why isn't he legally allowed to?

    • @splintercat
      @splintercat 4 года назад +66

      @@MrGamelover23 My guess would be that term is copyrighted.

    • @andrester88
      @andrester88 4 года назад +5

      @@MrGamelover23
      It's just mark being cheeky about things.

  • @Jamie_Jewel
    @Jamie_Jewel 3 года назад +38

    “Young scrappy and hungry” is actually the perfect description for Mark as a cook

  • @kingvalerio8221
    @kingvalerio8221 2 года назад +7

    1:25 Mark: "I know how to smash things"
    2022: Yes pokemon

  • @brooklyngirl89
    @brooklyngirl89 4 года назад +2719

    This video makes me realize that a lot of people don’t realize how much salt, butter, and cream really is in their food when dining out.

    • @jenny9343
      @jenny9343 4 года назад +180

      Yep. I had this girl shame me for getting salt on my margarita. Yet she never cooks for herself and doesnt know theres more salt in her food than the rim of my glass

    • @Fraylovesskincare
      @Fraylovesskincare 4 года назад +128

      @@jenny9343 Someone shamed you for getting salt on a margarita? Have they never gone out before?

    • @jenny9343
      @jenny9343 4 года назад +79

      @@Fraylovesskincare exactly what I was thinking... she said "ooff no that's way too much sodium" after I told them they should try the margaritas.. I just looked at her like she was crazy and unreasonable.. my friend that brought her apologized afterwards because it was just a weird thing to say. And I didnt even know her. I kept enjoying my margarita and ordered another one right after.

    • @homeslices3
      @homeslices3 4 года назад +7

      slap like now

    • @jenny9343
      @jenny9343 4 года назад +18

      @Jackie Tearie I completely understand that but we had dinner and she got something that was wasnt low sodium.. and I dont see how anything I ordered would bother her if it's not her body.. also margaritas can be served with no salt so there was no reason for her to even make that comment.

  • @briadrowned4923
    @briadrowned4923 4 года назад +2473

    “How do you rate yourself as a cook?”
    Me: *has flashbacks to every cooking video Mark has ever done*
    Mark: “..... scrappy....”

  • @HeyItsMaddshere
    @HeyItsMaddshere 3 года назад +28

    I'd love to see Ethan do this.

    • @victor3437
      @victor3437 3 года назад

      I was actually going to comment this myself. I think he'd do pretty well, honestly.

  • @purplepianoist88
    @purplepianoist88 2 года назад +5

    I love how casually she handles his energy. Also she explains things verbally so well!

  • @forceablecashew1929
    @forceablecashew1929 4 года назад +1873

    Carla: your competitive.
    Mark: NNNNNooooooo.
    Also mark: *has a breathing competition*

  • @thatssovenus
    @thatssovenus 4 года назад +2086

    I love how everytime they do the reveal Carla does a big gasp like she's so excited at how good they did. So wholesome.

    • @tamhuy10
      @tamhuy10 4 года назад +39

      she likes to teach

    • @YvaRautier
      @YvaRautier 4 года назад +1

      😂😂 that is so true

    • @1danny
      @1danny 4 года назад +35

      She is legally obligated to do that.

    • @Qwertylol
      @Qwertylol 4 года назад

      It made me think of when my niece tells me about something that I don't care about but have to pretend it's the greatest thing ever.
      Or like how when my mom's cats start chattering at her and she responds back like it's the most interesting thing ever, even if it's just her cat meowing at her.

  • @queerruska
    @queerruska 4 года назад +26

    “I _really_ had to resist the temptation to yank this out by the root.”

  • @thequiettiefingbard1969
    @thequiettiefingbard1969 4 года назад +28

    Carla: Im not legally allowed to say
    Me in an instant: Brad.

  • @elmadicine
    @elmadicine 4 года назад +2950

    carla: how would you rate yourself as a cook
    mark: *scrappy*
    me: *sees that look on mark's face * ah hah so we've got that mark today

  • @badger6882
    @badger6882 2 года назад +4

    13:32 "In the, you know, sort of destroy the universe approach," she says, unaware of the magnitude that this statement will soon bring to the 2022 "In Space With Markiplier"

  • @YourSaddestDeer
    @YourSaddestDeer 4 года назад +14

    markiplier is just like one of these nice guys that just brightens your day with silly playful dialogue and i can appreciate that

  • @NWolfsson
    @NWolfsson 4 года назад +792

    "Markiplier tries to keep up with a professional chef"
    Me, thinking about the Markiplier Makes series: Oh no...

    • @user-uj5iq1lg3d
      @user-uj5iq1lg3d 4 года назад +17

      Good thing there was no "when I was a child I couldnt afford..."

    • @AuroraSkull
      @AuroraSkull 4 года назад

      Oh *yes*

    • @lucianoariasduval
      @lucianoariasduval 4 года назад

      @@user-uj5iq1lg3d What do you mean? he probably made something similar to this dish over "The Brick".

  • @Liveitlarge247
    @Liveitlarge247 4 года назад +613

    C: "so we're going to turn this up to-"
    M: "...smithereens"

  • @xanderguerra8591
    @xanderguerra8591 4 года назад +11

    At 3:10 for a split second you can see the look on her face after she realizes what she just said

  • @finlaycandler4399
    @finlaycandler4399 3 года назад +17

    I expected mark to end each sentence by saying: "they're almost making it too easy" *smiles at camera*

  • @justintime112
    @justintime112 4 года назад +1109

    Carla and Mark: *takes a bite of the egg*
    Carla: MMM
    Mark: *a single tear rolls down his cheek* this is beautiful

  • @M0RlZA
    @M0RlZA 3 года назад +35

    "Oh wow,you're competitive"
    Mark:What??No I'm not!
    Literally Everyone:I smell lies

  • @mysticmess7
    @mysticmess7 3 года назад +15

    Mark is that type of parent who questions their kids homework when his kids are asking him how to.

  • @oxybe
    @oxybe 4 года назад +1198

    "I am not bound by such restrictions."
    Power move by Carla.

    • @roux3390
      @roux3390 4 года назад

      Carla used Power Move!
      It's super effective!

  • @NekogamiKun127
    @NekogamiKun127 4 года назад +2147

    Markiplier: *Smashes the garlic to smithereens*
    Brad: *Allicin senses going wild*

    • @user-kl3xl6st7p
      @user-kl3xl6st7p 4 года назад +10

      Why did I read it in Brad's voice?

    • @quillclock
      @quillclock 4 года назад +33

      Brad and Mark have the same energy
      "making up for lack of experience with utter confidence"

    • @SkyLene
      @SkyLene 4 года назад +26

      WAIT OMG I NEED A MARK AND BRAD PROJECT- IMAGINA

    • @bodyofhope
      @bodyofhope 4 года назад +10

      Lol Brad's actually pretty experienced as a chef/cook. He underplays which makes him even more lovable ❤

    • @rcheung135
      @rcheung135 4 года назад +2

      Poor Allison