If Les Grossman Negotiated With Hans Gruber From Die Hard
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- Опубликовано: 30 янв 2019
- When negotiating with a man like Hans Gruber (Alan Rickman), you're gonna need the best man you can get. You're gonna need super agent Les Grossman (Tom Cruise).
A mashup of Tropic Thunder and Die Hard.
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I like that everyone who ever held a walkie talkie in a movie is on the call.
I miss Nick Nolte almost destroying the radio with his voice in The Thin Red Line.
Villain from SPEED is missing
They should have added the guys with CGI walkie from E.T. lol
@@AnubisDark 😂 as they ride by on their bikes, thanks for that visual
my fav part of this vid by far
This is the greatest performance of Tom Cruises career.
No.
HIs role in Magnolia should have won him the Oscar that year, and is one of the greatest acting performances I've ever seen.
Michael Caine won for Cider House Rules, and not a single fuck was given that day.
@@josephshmoe1647 yeah Magnolia is the one
I laugh every time I remember an interview in which Ben Stiller said Tom Cruise's demand to take the role was that he had to have huge hands.
I laugh Everytime
It's said that this was Tom's impression of Harvey Weinstein.
Les Grossman is phenomenal. I wish I saw him more, but I think the fact that he had a small role made it even better.
thats exactly why it was good
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If they made a movie starring him, it would do very well
@@j.p.f.4007 i think i'd prefer him be like stan lee. just be part of a lot of movies
@@j.p.f.4007 I don't think so. This is what I like to call the "side-character fallacy". It's when a beloved supporting character gets made the main character and the over-exposure lessens their charm and we tire of the shtick.
You can tell Cruise was just given the green light to do whatever he wanted to with the character.
Is Lex Grossman clear? 😲
Matthew looks like he's "being surprised" at the ad lib, so I think you're right. Matt's reactions are legendary.
@@BillCollins0707 I don't think its ad libbed by definition. Tom Cruise created the character, everything he says is IN THE SCRIPT.....
@@montemccarty6512 whose Lex Grossman, you mean les? Yes hes clear, so we are able to see that green light.
He created the character......of course he was given the green light but not right away.
They wanted him to be just Tom Cruise and no fat suit, but Cruise was adamant about there being a studio exec being in the movie to keep the director on task. And what is the more famous movie Exec, Harvey Weinstein maybe? So he was literally acting like Weinstein. Its apparently cool to act like a bigot but actually being a bigot isn't ok? do you see the double standards you are presenting?
That radio is powerful enough to send signals to 1955
Isn't that the plot of the movie Frequency?
tyro244 Yup, but I don’t remember what year they reached in that movie
Great Scott!
They're using different types of radios though, the most common one is Kenwood programmable or amateur 2 way radios
And a baby monitor
Rest in peace Alan rickman !!!
No one is talking about him on here. The guy was a legend !!
Severus Snape 👍
I like how the video doesn’t have Bruce Willis
Ahh!!!! Cause the video wasn't about him dumb ass fuckboy
👍👍
Hans Snape : Aah! Les Grossman! Our new......celebrity!
Hans: Finally a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary!
Les: Take a big step back....
In my own humble opinion, this has got to be one of Tom Cruise’s greatest characters in his career. We need a movie based on Les Grossman character
It was so good, it saved his career. Which was almost crushed by the Oprah couch jumping Episode.
you think so too?????????????
Les Grossman and Frank TJ Mackey from Magnolia.
It pissed me off so much, because I now realize he's been phoning it in all these years.
I want a Les Grossman origin movie so bad😂🤣😂🤣
yoooooooooooooo
That's what I've been saying for years buddy partner
Maximus Hermanite 😂😂😂
0:45 First take a big step back.. And literally FUCK YOUR OWN FACE!!! XD XD XD
I think Tom Cruise would loose his voice from shouting so much haha.
But it would be so damn amazing.
Tom Cruise as Les Grossman, most underrated performance ever!
Booty Sweat!
Most overrated performance!!?
For sure his best performance. I had no idea he was so funny!
It is like not whatsoever underrated. I think of all performances so far in film industry, the love he received for this is phenomenally unanimous by all walks of life.
In French, Les Grossman means Les Disgusting Fellow :P
Take time to appreciate that the audio changes for each scene realistically haha. A lot of time went into this.
"We don't negotiate with terrorists" badass my man
Tom Cruice's performance in this movie was small but bloody epic!
Should have included the dance at the end, tho..
I'd definitely watch Louis Grossman in his own movie.
The copyright police will bring the bsn hammer for using that song
Fun fact: Lot of people really didn't get that is Tom Cruice until see the same in credits. That including me. Makeup and character played by him was awesome
one of the few times he didnt play himself
In general I’m not a big fan, but I would definitely watch a movies based solely on Grossman.
only he wasn't les grossman - it was Agent Ethan Hunt disguised as Les Grossman... this mashup will self destruct in 10 seconds.
Brilliant!
At which point he starts dancing
Yesss
Username checks out. Very savvy.
Brilliant comment!!
In the wise words of Ron Burgundy, "Well, that escalated quickly."
So it was Ron Burgundy the wise ha? I've used it so much but never realised who said it.
The mastermind behind this brilliant montage just made my day.
Tom Cruise deserved an Oscar for this performance.
"Shoulda got Oscar."
Facts
I mean just to have been nominated
But Heath took it.
He deserves an Oscar like Leonardo DiCaprio deserved one for The Revenant. hint, he shouldn't have gotten one for that movie, almost every movie but the Revenant. So what you are saying is that Tom Cruise deserved an oscar for basically a cameo where he pretends to be Harvey Weinstein. No wonder why criminals don't get the jail time they deserve, people like you glorify him and his sexual harassment
You are way to easily impressed and think the biggest awards should go to anyone except those who actually can act. No wonder the whole industry is corrupt and heavily involved in human trafficking and child molestation. You give them free passes by saying stupid things like this
Les Grossman needs a stand alone film. He's gold.
Les Grossman is my spirit animal
He could be a great Secretary of State.
Les grosman’s the art of the deal. 🤣
Mike Pancake I would step out of line for Top Gun sequel.
people like you should never have a say in what movies are produced. People like you are responsible for the Star Wars Reboot...and every reboot in general. You ask for something the smart people have been saying is a bad idea for years. and then you get the movie you ask for and its GARBAGE.....you really are way too easily impressed and at the same time have no taste at all.
Its good because it was a fcking cameo not a full character.......but you probably see him as one of the main stars...
This was brilliantly put together. Amazingly well done.
It's funny just thinking of how Cruise yelled at his own crew like this days ago.
Imagine him yelling at them in this character !? Everybody would be losing their shit 🤣😂🤣😂
Lol, good for him , haven’t heard any negativity from his side in awhile , anyone who disagrees I’m sure has a very colorful social life
@@leefithian3704 what was negative about the yelling?
@@strikerbowls791 He was mad...everyone looked down their nose at him.
@@Milehighsnake98 He had a reason to be mad. He took action . Only pansies have a problem with what he did. Grow up and face the real world.
RIP Alan Rickman - one of the greatest actors to ever live... gone, but never forgotten x
Right brother 👍🏿👍🏿👍🏿👍🏿👍🏿👍🏿
By Grabthar's Hammer, he will never be forgotten!
His Hans Gruber is one of the all time best evil villains.
@@ReflectiveLayerFilm
Tim Allen: "The show must go on!"
Alan Rickman: "Damn you."
Just a minute. Robin Hood steals money from my pocket, forcing me to hurt the public, and they love him for it?
[Scribe nods]
That's it then. Cancel the kitchen scraps for lepers and orphans, no more merciful beheadings, and call off Christmas!
The best rant in movie history just became even better! Oscar nomination for editing!!
Absolute Truth..... Best Ever.... Les and Hans... Deadly Combo..... ROFL 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
We need these 2 in a movie together as the bad guys.
@@williamjeffersonclinton69
Umm, you're going to need some really strong smelling salts to make that happen.
Thank you. It's true.
SweetBabyJames78 and you get Best Supporting Brown Noser
Needs to be a les gross man movie period.
“The Legend of Grossman”
“ Les talk”
“ mission impossible 27”
I would suck face with coughing strangers in a a dark theater for this
Les Miserable.
@@ironwolfgaming9632 haha beat me to that one
Les Grossman was the play that made me appreciate Tom Cruise. For me that was one, if not, his best performance.
Every time I have watch diehard I feel that Hans Gruber was the star of the movie. He played that part so well and was such a great villain.
That happens a lot in movies that Alan Rickman appears in. Ever watch Robin Hood Prince Of Thieves? He definitely steals that film.
@@MsAppassionata very true n that was an underrated movie. Had some greats in it that r no longer with us. RIP Alan Rickman n Sean Connery
@@MsAppassionata And Alan Rickman didn't appear nearly enough in the Harry Potter films. Loved every scene he was in!
No one could fall from Nakatomi plaza better.
I will always say that Alan Rickman was the star of die hard and Bruce Willis was merely a supporting actor.
Whoever edited this......DAMN get that man a "G5"😉👍
And a TiVo box.
Yeah! And paint yourself black 😜
@@paulgregson88 Fuck your own face
Like a "G6" like a "G6"
"No more frequent flyer bitch miles for my boy"
This worked so well, one of the most memorable characters for both Tom and Alan, each perfect in their own way.
Aw man I remember seeing Tropic Thunder in the theatre and it wasn’t till the credits most people even realized it was Tom Cruise
It was epic!
Tom Cruises was in Tropic Thunder?I was one of them!😮
Me2
RIP Alan Rickman
A L W A Y S 🦉🦉🦉🦉
he was so good in this
@@SniffyPoo Heck yeah! Great in every movie. Galaxy Quest is one of my favorites!
Prof. Snape forecer!
Quigley down under was a good one for Rickman
And Les Grossman figured out Simon Gruber's riddles with no problem.
“Well that’s very kind of you”!
Christopher Lloyd's reactions was absolutely priceless. Tom Hanks: "Okay then". Brilliantly funny
Say what you will about Tom Cruise, but he's an awesome actor.
The crazier they are IRL, the better they tend to be in their roles. I guess it comes with the territory cause I agree, every single "Crazy" one you can think of, they're all the most talented/most interesting. They're not my friends, I don't care what they're like in real life, the product they put out is consistently excellent and that's about the extent of my relationship with them LOL
Though Denzel has a good head on his shoulders I completely agree. Who says everyone should be cut from the same mould?
That helicopter flying in MI was something to be proud of.
you can tell he had the time of his life playing that character lol
@@1247.cccccc The skydiving, too. Dude does his homework and a lot of his own stunts. Gotta respect that.
That was Tom Cruise's best performance ever. So 'out if the box' for him. But he nailed it!
Darth Zilla watch his scene in magnolia
In my eyes he can do no better role then this cameo. Mostly because of him being a chitty person and a horrible husband/father. The guy is insane and the only time I think hes good, is when he isn't doing his type cast characters.
Les Grossman broadcasting in all universes.
This is hilarious! Shows a lot of careful planning and work went into it. These never get old, I'm going to be laughing because of Les Grossman for the rest of my life. Once again, great job with this. I have one in my channel but not nearly as good as yours.
Left the best part out, "can we find out who that was"
Was definitely thinking the same thing. That part always cracks me up.
I want to thank the team that spent hours editing this together! A+. Especially the sound A++ Top notch
sctvfan1313 shut uuuuuup
The best part (imo) was how they manipulated the lines to sound like it was distorted from coming through the walki. some of the dialog they used wasn't from the "flaming dragon" scene. Amazing and Funny AF!
look up filters in music. Most digital equalizers or filters will have a setting to make things sound like they're through a telephone or a radio. The simple explanation is telephones and radios emphasis certain frequencies and cut other frequencies, so a filter or equalizer matching that will make anything sound like it's through a phone or a radio.
@@ATSaale Oh, cool. Thanks for sharing the info. 👍🍻
Just the super cuts of all the different people "negotiating" and hearing this maniac 🤣😂🤣🤪
This is long format meme editing... in the future full length films will be made out of bits and pieces of copyrighted material from production studios
AJ sounds like the radio from demolition man
"Dead Men Wear No Plaid"
In the future all fast food is Taco Bell
no no no......all RESTAURAUNTS are taco bell
@@cayyost a beef burrito made with wagyu beef
Everything Les Grossman just said is what my ex-wife used to say to me on a daily basis.
You blew it. She was a keeper, bro.
The differens between an ex wife and a terrorist -atleast you can talk rational with a terrorist
Even the "hobo's dick cheese" part?
LOL
That maybe true, but I doubt she had Les Grossman's timing. And spousal abuse is all about timing.
This is the best performance of Tom Cruise ever
That would have to be the best mash up ever, hands down. Timing perfection that just can’t be matched. Laughed so much I had to watch it twice.😂
Love how it cuts to random movies with iconic guys with shocked faces holding walkie talkies
"This is FRAMING DRAGON!"
XD
The look on that guys face while Grossman is laying into him kills me everytime I see it.
Oh, ok, framing dragon... f*** face.
Thank you so much to whom ever put this together i was literally in stitches of laughter from start to finish JUST SENSATIONAL 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
This was too good , the faces of others from different movies was priceless😂😂 Les destroyed the air waves
"Hey tugger nuts I've you on speaker phone."
😂😂😂😂😂 lmfao this is hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂
The brilliance of Tom of being able to play a silly role serious enough to make you believe the actor is the character and yet not too serious that the character breaks the tone of the film and the audience disconnects.
It's like workin with Mercury. It's high science man. You an artist.
you guys are way too easily impressed. Hes basically acting like Harvey Weinstein. is that really so special? Hey, I can act like a rapo insane drug addict too but Ill just get arrested. You only get paid for it and worshiped like a god if you work in Hollywood.
This is a very keen observation.
Dude! That was so well done and ridiculously funny! Thank you.
This has got to be one of the greatest edited scenes.
this is pure gold!
I need Grossman's lines so i can play them next time i get a call to reduce my credit card debt.
This is probably the only time Tom Cruise has played a character other than Tom Cruise and he totally killed it.
Took me two times watching the movie to realize it was Tom Cruise. Still it took reading his name in the credits and going back to see it again lol. That was a unbelievable acting and makeup job. The whole movie was excellent.
I think you have bad attention span, anyone should have been able to tell it was Tom cruise on the first view, unless they have no idea who Tom Cruise is....
I'd like to know why we haven't gotten a Les Grossman stand alone film yet. People have been asking for one since Tropic Thunder, so come on Hollywood, give it up.
Tom Cruise is way too much of a "machine" as a brand as an actor to ever let that happen, they're so focused on giving him A+ leading roles in drama films that are only guilty of maybe leaning too much into the "action" category from time to time, but for him to do a little funny/comedic bit cameo role like this that leads to like maybe 15 minutes total of screen time (and a shorter shoot schedule as well) is more reasonable and in fact works as part of the joke. And as much as I know it sounds like a Les Grossman movie would sound here on paper in the RUclips comments' section, do you really think a movie that focused only on Les Grossman would actually work in a feature length format? Just asking, cause I think the character works best in short focused bursts as a side character to an ensemble versus trying to craft an entire two-hour plus feature film about him. I would love a Tropic Thunder 2 with Les Grossman returning in some capacity though. Everyone else, too. Absolutely.
@@voteZDLR yes it could work, as long as someone like Adam McKay is directing it. Maybe even Ben Stiller again 🤔 but it could work with the right script and cameo's.
@@GranPuba It would need a stellar script. I am not saying it's impossible but I can't think of anything remotely interesting that would work without feeling hokey or contrived. A rags to riches story? Boring. A coming of age story? Boring. I'll let you bring up some ideas, cause frankly like I said there aren't many. The script is everything, it wouldn't matter if they got Ron Howard or Martin Scorsese to direct it if it invariably turns out to be Deadpool 2 in the end. No there's other great sequel ideas for Tropic Thunder but to do a movie with Grossman as the primary character wouldn't work, I'll give you a chance to correct me with your brilliant Grossman storyboard though. Even if they had the necessary cameos return to support the idea, the character of Les Grossman is best used as an ancillary character, as one part to the bigger whole vs trying to take the same character and make him the main character all of a sudden. I just don't see it happening. Again though if we ever get Tropic Thunder 2, bet that he'll be in that.
Fat suits are hot and uncomfortable. I doubt he's eager to sign up to wear one all day for weeks.
@@voteZDLR He eventually has to get out of action movies,he's proven that he can be a great dramatic actor,he should make some dramas and comedies too.
But the real reason Les Grossman movie didn't happen is probably Harvey Weinstein. He was probably too offened by the character and prevented the movie from getting made.
This was genius 😂 all the expressions on actors faces from different movies 😳
One of the best compilations I've ever seen. Top work.
Coming from a film director and editor, that is the greatest editing scene I have ever seen!!!
I forgot how hilarious this was. Tropic Thunder is my favorite movie
U r very gorgeous
@@EternalGaze8 Lol let him be dude. And she is gorgeous.
@@EternalGaze8 nice playlists too. I should make some of mine public as well
@@EternalGaze8 "life is too short" our generation may be able to challenge this.
@@EternalGaze8 My original comment was :
"Life is too short", this means more to me & than I can tell. I study a field that's closely related to biotech.
I thought I'd be getting too deep & personal but am glad to see we think on the same wavelength!
As for near lightspeed & beyond lightspeed travel, that's not too far either. We have serious DARPA funding for LSI (S-T Warp drives) & helical near LS engine.
The beauty of today is that whether it's CASP or CRISPR gene editing or LSI warp drives, the supporting technology is far more advanced & is advancing faster than before.
Protein folding was a problem in bio for 50yrs, with Deep mind's alphafold 2 AI it was solved. Similarly I feel we're going to see an accelerated growth in science, medicine & core engineering thanks to advances in mechatronics, electronics & computing as a whole.
Tom Cruise’s best role to date. I’m not being funny or sarcastic. Although I did enjoy vanilla sky too.
@Willem DaFuckedUp He was straight badass on Collateral
Rain Man or Interview with a vampire anyone?
How about Magnolia?
Fuff Mcduffin Omg, didn’t even realize that was tom cruise until I saw your comment. Wow.
I liked the firm and a few good men too.
He is overall the best actor. He is got amazing range as an actor.
this is by far the best edit i have ever seen.
Definitely his best movie scene. One of the greatest movie scenes ever
TOM CRUISE = LEGEND
@@babarhead6956 still legend
He was the lead role in Legend. Tim Curry was also incredible.
WILL SMITH = LEGEND
sirius4k
Nope.
@mcclanehallenbeck Exactly. Sarah Smith doesn't know shit.
I need Les the next time I get a call about my vehicle warranty 🥇😂
This is some good work. Smooth transitions and everything.
Wasn't sure how this would clip together. But it did very well. Good job
Les Grossman is the hero we need, not the hero we deserve.
I want to see Liam Neeson from the first Taken movie talking to Gruber.. “I don’t know who you are, I don’t know what you want, but I have a particular set of skills...”
This was Good, had me Rolling doing the Cruly Shuffle...
Thank You
This was absolute gold! Worthy of an award. 🔥🏆
In that movie the dramatic actors out funnied the comic actors by a wide margin Robert Downey jr and Tom Cruise and Nick Nolte stole the show .
that's because they got the joke.
In the best written comedies, the dramatic actors usually outperform the rest of the cast. Look at Airplane. Robert Stack, Lloyd Bridges and Leslie Nielsen were all serious actors up until that point. Their nailed their roles because they played their goofy messed up characters straight, without winking to the camera.
Facts! Lol
All of Tom's scenes n Robert's lead farmer line was epic
really good point thom
0:55 fits so well since the building was Japanese owned xD
I wanna see Les Nessman negotiate with Hans. Leave it in the hands of the multi-time winner of the Buckeye News-hawk award.
For all the crap u gotta wade through on youtube to find genuinely good and funny stuff, finding this is ur reward, this was honestly fkn hysterical. Good job to whoever you are that put this together.
This is brilliant! R.I.P. Alan Rickman. He was Hans Gruber some 13 years or so before he became the nefarious Severus Snape. The film collocation is wonderful. Hopefully, we can see more.
“We all have our bad days.” 😂😂
Les Grossman was one of the funniest characters ever.
Superb editing, well put together, loved it.
The look on Doc Brown's face had me! 😅😂
Whoever made this deserves an award.
He honestly needs to do an entire film in this character
This was hilarious very funny I love it , excellent way of putting different types of films in one short video.
Great stuff 😄😅😂🤣📽👍👍
Here are ALL of movies featured in this clip. I put them in order from the first clip shown.
1. The Rock
2. Inside Man
3.Die Hard
4.Tropic Thunder
5. Signs
6. Ghost Busters
7. Captain Phillips
8. Hot Fuzz
9. The Negotiator
10. Jurassic Park
11. Back to the Future
12. Saving Silverman
You're* Welcome!!!
The rock is none of these clips let alone the first one
Genius
I concur with Ten 31, there is no "The Rock" in this list. But I double checked the rest, you indeed are right about the rest.
Since you're editing your comment you might want to put in a space before Die Hard it's driving me insane looking at it 🤣
Add a "2" to nr.11.
Literally spit my coffee out due to laughter !
Absolutely brilliant editing
That was legit FUCKIN AWESOME!
Great job on the editing/sound!
👏🏾😎👍🏾
Rest in piece Alan Rickman.
You were the shit, before being the shit was cool.
Edit: He's the guy that's not Tom cruise. Lol (Hans Gruber)
Thanks for clarifying that
Lol some folks still don't know that's Tom Cruise.
Tom Cruise nailed it. I loved that character,especially his dance moves in the movie.
Intersplicing all the other movies was a real detriment to the overall quality. Completely dissolved the suspension of disbelief. Felt more like I was watching a montage of movies than a dialogue between Gruber and Les Grossman.
Grade: D-
This is off the scale! 👍👍👍Never get tired of this left field Tom Cruise performance. I hate how much I love this 🙌🙌🙌🤣🤣🤣
"We don't negotiate with terrorists" Cue applause. Lmfao
"Who said we were terrorists?"
Omg my favorite performance of Tom Cruise I didn't know it was him in this movie till the end. And the editing on this, amazing ah ha ha I love it I am dead
Irrespective this is a great piece of editing
One of the best mashups ever. Well done dude or dudette or thing.
should make a movie based on the life story of les grossman
Where his best friend from their years at the Wharton School of Finance is President?
I've been wishing for that forever I hope it happens.
Funniest conversation! "We don't negotiate with terrorists." I saw that coming at the end.
Your editing skills are Oscar-worthy. That was hilarious.
Bar one or two lil clips which came out of no where I was on the floor trying not to wet myself with laughter as the facial expressions and what he was saying were timed brilliantly lol