The Otomo Experience

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  • @grandadmiralzaarin4962
    @grandadmiralzaarin4962 4 года назад +3670

    I remember the first time I played with the Otomo. Sold land to the Portuguese in every province, made an entire army of Terucos, European cannons backed by a navy of Nanban trade ships and led by the Black ship once captured. My daimyo died of natural causes and since I kept him in the field since day one, no kids so when I took Kyoto, the female head of the clan technically became Shogun put in power by an army of foreign mercenaries from Portugal.

  • @jackcavanagh4041
    @jackcavanagh4041 4 года назад +2697

    Clan Otomo: “I’m gonna defeat you with the power of friendship and this gun I found!”

    • @idontlikerome2744
      @idontlikerome2744 4 года назад +69

      Anglo-Portuguese friendship?! Bah its Otomo-Portuguese all the way

    • @lukenuke8821
      @lukenuke8821 4 года назад +90

      With Jesus and gunpowder there's nothing that can stand in our way

    • @propernamekey6119
      @propernamekey6119 4 года назад +1

      Ay Iz clout-master-ez

    • @nicolobarbato6471
      @nicolobarbato6471 4 года назад +2

      @@lukenuke8821 Dude, your a genius

    • @shayannpina3709
      @shayannpina3709 4 года назад +10

      I didn't know the blood angels of the adeptus astartes was in this war...FOR THE EMPEROR!!! >:()

  • @LordWyatt
    @LordWyatt 4 года назад +3921

    Otomo: Can we borrow that boomstick?
    Portuguese: You must accept Jesus fi-
    Otomo: (Bowing) Done. Boomstick plz

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 года назад +859

      Portuguese - "So how many Cannons do you want?"
      Otomo - *"YES."*

    • @ozidive
      @ozidive 4 года назад +61

      @@Pilps LOL

    • @Quincy_Morris
      @Quincy_Morris 3 года назад +46

      Portuguese sold guns before the Otomo converted.

    • @JohnSmith-kg2rt
      @JohnSmith-kg2rt 3 года назад +65

      @@Pilps are we quite sure the otomo are not related to Americans

    • @AlphaSections
      @AlphaSections 3 года назад +42

      @@JohnSmith-kg2rt That has yet to be proven!

  • @Lyzarion
    @Lyzarion 4 года назад +1933

    Any other samurai: the sword is our soul, we live by the way of the sword
    Otomo bois: *sniffs a line of gun powder*

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 года назад +95

      Sorry for the late reply, glad you enjoyed the video :D

    • @mariam-eq2fy
      @mariam-eq2fy 3 года назад +32

      'sniffs gunpowder like a cocaine

    • @twilightparanormalresearch186
      @twilightparanormalresearch186 3 года назад +4

      The way I play as them. It using overwhelming gun

    • @simonnachreiner8380
      @simonnachreiner8380 2 года назад

      Ever heard of brown brown.
      Literally Cocaine mixed with gunpowder

    • @VainSick
      @VainSick Год назад +1

      Is Otomo a spin off of Oda?

  • @МаксимВолков-щ7е
    @МаксимВолков-щ7е 4 года назад +1828

    When a Samurai Clan goes Crusader while screaming "Banzai!!" while firing a Hand Cannon

  • @Rubberduckzillas
    @Rubberduckzillas 4 года назад +2307

    Broke: When the bushes start speaking Vietnamese
    Woke: When the weebs start speaking Portuguese

  • @darklizard45
    @darklizard45 4 года назад +3683

    When you mistake the Shogun with the "Shotgun"

  • @BadSkeelz
    @BadSkeelz 4 года назад +3933

    Clan Words of the Otomo: "Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition!"

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 года назад +397

      and of course.... LOAD THE CANNONS!

    • @nore5992
      @nore5992 4 года назад +81

      And we'all set free

    • @sfvistorias6399
      @sfvistorias6399 4 года назад +27

      Nah its WAP: Worship and Prayers

    • @bartec314jo3
      @bartec314jo3 3 года назад +8

      I see that Exodus reference right here :D

    • @clockman4624
      @clockman4624 3 года назад

      Amén

  • @conman698
    @conman698 4 года назад +1722

    Every other clan in the campaign: "You were the chosen one! It was said that you destroy the Europeans not join them. Bring balance to Bushido not leave it in darkness!".
    Otomo: "I hate you!".

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 года назад +172

      Haha, my first star wars reference in the comments, nice! But surely this video shows the truuuueee powwwwwwwweeerrrr of the Nanban!

    • @kn2549
      @kn2549 3 года назад +10

      The concept of “Europeans” was not formed in this time period in Japan. Bushido isnt a religion nor is it a philosophy. Matter of fact, it didnt even appear until the Edo period.

    • @karolzielke4760
      @karolzielke4760 3 года назад +2

      😁😁😁

    • @heistingcrusader_ad3223
      @heistingcrusader_ad3223 2 года назад +15

      @@kn2549 so your saying it's fair game

    • @kn2549
      @kn2549 2 года назад +2

      @Great Bodhisattva Shingen No, its called Bushido(武士道). It wasn’t an official adoption by the samurais themselves but rather something that was promoted by the Shogun due to neo-Confucius ideals.

  • @Joaosantos22114
    @Joaosantos22114 4 года назад +1163

    *Enemy Ship:* Look, the enemy brings trade ships to attack us, they must be desperate!
    *Nanban trade ship:* The portuguese call this maneuver "leave my spices alone".

    • @LordWyatt
      @LordWyatt 3 года назад +59

      Very effective in Europe and anywhere else on Earth😂

    • @twilightparanormalresearch186
      @twilightparanormalresearch186 3 года назад +2

      I call this the go fuck yourself

    • @ufc990
      @ufc990 3 года назад +9

      The prototypical east indiaman.

    • @centurionsword2438
      @centurionsword2438 2 года назад +43

      "The spice must flow!" - Portuguese merchants

    • @pevlez
      @pevlez 8 месяцев назад

      that's what I thought the first time I got one until a fleet with like 8 boats attacked me and I defeated them pretty easily

  • @MrRooibos123
    @MrRooibos123 4 года назад +3207

    The Otomo is what happens when you have the power of God and anime on your side... And guns of course.

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 года назад +285

      The perfect trio of powers to conquer a country!

    • @nore5992
      @nore5992 4 года назад +35

      @@Pilps Its impossible to oppose them

    • @felixsubakti6907
      @felixsubakti6907 4 года назад +45

      And cannons, a whole lotta cannons

    • @CoffeeSuccubus
      @CoffeeSuccubus 4 года назад +10

      Anime doesn't exist yet though

    • @captaintorchman1046
      @captaintorchman1046 4 года назад +10

      Lots, and lots of guns

  • @Noobie2k7
    @Noobie2k7 4 года назад +1146

    I recently managed to complete an Otomo Campaign on Hard without having to go to war with a single faction, besides the Shogunate. Turns out Missionaries are OP. Build a Chapel in both your startiong towns, recruit missionaries, then sit them in your towns till they level up, then once they have got some ability to incite rebellions you go do that, to every single province you come across. To take a province all you need to do is keep inciting rebellions until the rebels take the town, then swoop with your army and take it. You have no captured another clans province without having to ruin any of the relations with them. Rince and repeat, building Chapels in every single town so you can have a veritable swarm of Christian Missionaries running around converting the heathens and speading the word of god.

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 года назад +256

      This sounds truly epic!

    • @PenciumBau
      @PenciumBau 3 года назад +90

      Never know the way of Pasifism by T-West is spreading more than just AOE2 Campaign.

    • @malafunkshun8086
      @malafunkshun8086 3 года назад +18

      I think I’m gonna try this in my next campaign 😉😂🤙🏼

    • @johnredcorn4407
      @johnredcorn4407 3 года назад +87

      Do this but with the ikko ikki monks, and build their version of a temple in your cities, the best part about them VS the christians is once a province rebels and they are victorious in taking the capital, the city falls under your control immediately, and you gain the rebel forces as your own, no need to go to war with anyone ever, just use the monk they let you start with and just let him become a 6 star rebellion starter with 80-95% chances of success

    • @johnredcorn4407
      @johnredcorn4407 3 года назад +11

      Oh, and you start with a fletchers and blacksmith, and your generals act like monks as they will convert provinces to the ikko religion as well

  • @feliscatus5161
    @feliscatus5161 4 года назад +1174

    Otomo clan: researches superior firepower doctrine in 1550s*
    Other clans: "wait, that's illegal"

  • @Galdenberry_Lamphuck
    @Galdenberry_Lamphuck 4 года назад +409

    "If the good lord had wanted you to live he would not have created me" -Tercio in 16th cemtury japan

  • @thewildwolfgear4855
    @thewildwolfgear4855 4 года назад +940

    "To cannon. All men are equal." Napoleon Bonaparte.

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 года назад +122

      Heh heh, cannon don't discriminate, it decimates!

    • @jrsdt2ndaccount30
      @jrsdt2ndaccount30 3 года назад +6

      And also in pieces

    • @crusaderanimation6967
      @crusaderanimation6967 3 года назад +17

      Not only men, but also women and children.

    • @slogyourgrogyouoldseadog
      @slogyourgrogyouoldseadog 3 года назад +6

      @@crusaderanimation6967 especially women and children

    • @ElBandito
      @ElBandito Год назад

      Did he say that before or after his beloved Marshal Lannes was killed by a cannonball?

  • @liftfork
    @liftfork 4 года назад +2090

    Fantastic editing. I came for the memes and then before I knew it I was watching the whole thing.

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 года назад +69

      Thanks for the kind words! Glad you enjoyed the video :D

    • @KilaQuin4
      @KilaQuin4 4 года назад +35

      @@Pilps please do more, ( yes i subbed) this is real master piece and should get more views

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 года назад +30

      @@KilaQuin4 Thank you! Don't worry i have more videos planned for uploads :)

    • @turinmormegil7715
      @turinmormegil7715 4 года назад +1

      I just noticed It was more than 15 minutes when It was too late

    • @kekero540
      @kekero540 4 года назад

      Came for the memes came from the editing.

  • @suryokai47
    @suryokai47 4 года назад +3308

    Embrace christianity NOW
    -Otomo ministry of love

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 года назад +233

      OR FACE MY MUSKET LINES!!

    • @akshayjb8205
      @akshayjb8205 4 года назад +120

      Or be prepared to meet the Span- sorry I mean Portuguese Inquisition

    • @HeIsAnAli
      @HeIsAnAli 4 года назад +100

      *_-DESU-_**_ DEUS VULT!_*

    • @capscaps04
      @capscaps04 4 года назад +12

      Funny that in history they killed the cristians after they were not longer usefull to them.

    • @HeIsAnAli
      @HeIsAnAli 4 года назад +31

      @@capscaps04 Drove the _Kirishitan_ underground...until suddenly Commodore Perry.
      *(knock knock knock)*
      *_US NAVY, OPEN UP!_*

  • @82nd_Alpharius
    @82nd_Alpharius 4 года назад +383

    Otomo Clan with Guns and Canons.
    "The future is now , old man"

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 года назад +41

      I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD & ANIME ON MY SIDE! AAAAAAAAAAARGHHH!

    • @BananaChicken21
      @BananaChicken21 3 года назад +8

      "I love these guys" - Oda Nobunaga, probably

  • @walnzell9328
    @walnzell9328 4 года назад +3831

    Otomo: We've won! Our Daimyo is Shogun!
    Courtier: Well, not yet. First you have to be appointed to the position by the Emperor.
    Otomo: The Emperor?
    Courtier: Yeah. The Emperor. Descendant of the Sun Goddess.
    Otomo: **Cocks Portuguese teppous with religious intent.** The what?

    • @walnzell9328
      @walnzell9328 4 года назад +337

      @@sfmzero3931 I'm not very well learned about the history of the Philippines. So I cannot confirm or deny as I am not sure.
      But I'm pretty sure the Otomo Shogunate would've probably still been a warmongering military state. Same invasions of Korea. Still wanting supremacy in the Pacific. Except they'd be Christian.

    • @ShadowWolfRising
      @ShadowWolfRising 4 года назад +253

      @@walnzell9328 And probably more guns and Portuguese mercs on loan from Portugal.
      And possibly Plate Armor.

    • @walnzell9328
      @walnzell9328 4 года назад +20

      @@ShadowWolfRising Yeah. Maybe.

    • @nore5992
      @nore5992 4 года назад +10

      @@ShadowWolfRising You mean the Tercos?

    • @kuzakani4297
      @kuzakani4297 4 года назад +40

      @@nore5992 Probably filipinies native tercios, as training and bring an army would be expensive. Tercios was made from many people from all europe at late of their history anyway.

  • @qwaku4907
    @qwaku4907 4 года назад +635

    Nobody:
    .
    Otomo: _Most clans would consider trading with the nanban to be....unnatural_
    Chosokabae: *is it possible to learn this power?*

    • @abelardodelatorresolis3966
      @abelardodelatorresolis3966 4 года назад +142

      Not from a budist.

    • @captaintorchman1046
      @captaintorchman1046 4 года назад +47

      Whenever I turn Shimazu to cristian so I can trade with nanban more easily
      Clans in the east: you were supposed to destroy them not joining them!
      Edit: west ---> east

    • @kaptenlemper
      @kaptenlemper 4 года назад +23

      So...it's treason then.

  • @KeiwaM
    @KeiwaM 4 года назад +170

    Other Total War Advisors: "Remember the purpose is to capture the fort, not destroy it"
    Otomo: ".....someone said something? 13:44 "

  • @BraindeadCRY
    @BraindeadCRY 4 года назад +521

    The Mori: We rule the sea!
    Some European Sail Boat Bois: We're about to ruin this mans entire career.

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 года назад +20

      Sorry for the late reply, glad you enjoyed the video :D

    • @twilightparanormalresearch186
      @twilightparanormalresearch186 3 года назад +12

      Mori attacked a trade fleet of mine…..little did they know that cannons beat arrows

    • @andrew2353
      @andrew2353 2 года назад +4

      The Mori's naval bonuses also apply to their Nanban trade ships, meaning they probably benefit the most from converting to Christianity.

  • @lucasaubin5731
    @lucasaubin5731 3 года назад +507

    "God is on the side of the best artillery"
    - Napoleon Bonaparte

    • @simonepazsimon7219
      @simonepazsimon7219 3 года назад +31

      No wonder Ottomo got cannons and the other clans got that stupid Mangonels

    • @lazyhead9071
      @lazyhead9071 3 года назад +2

      Is cannons good against cavalry

    • @theamorphousflatsch2699
      @theamorphousflatsch2699 3 года назад +7

      @@lazyhead9071 No, its theoreticly only viabel in offensive sieges and siege defence, but can also be used on the field, but it has an extremely unreliable accuracy. The mangonels are even worse in that regard.

    • @demonmenace4657
      @demonmenace4657 3 года назад

      @@theamorphousflatsch2699 but if positioned properly it is capable of dealing some damage

    • @theamorphousflatsch2699
      @theamorphousflatsch2699 3 года назад

      @@demonmenace4657 But their cost does not justify their reliability in combat. They are really inefficient.

  • @martonmakhult3416
    @martonmakhult3416 4 года назад +1164

    Otomo: - Soon you all will be Good Christian Boys.
    **Asikaga clansman still reads manga instead of the Holy Bible**
    Otomo: - So you have choosen baptism by cannonfire..

    • @saguntum-iberian-greekkons7014
      @saguntum-iberian-greekkons7014 4 года назад +62

      CANNONIZATION!

    • @bingyifg
      @bingyifg 4 года назад +11

      @@saguntum-iberian-greekkons7014 omg i love u

    • @PitunghereTNOschizo100
      @PitunghereTNOschizo100 4 года назад +16

      Don't forget Shimazu didn't praise Jesus enough

    • @RocketHarry865
      @RocketHarry865 3 года назад +4

      I wonder if we should start making Manga of the bible.
      Trust me there were plenty parts of the bible that were pretty anime like

    • @simonepazsimon7219
      @simonepazsimon7219 3 года назад +2

      @@RocketHarry865 we already have that. It's a five volume Manga of the Bible just search Manga Bible you would see it

  • @jameseliseoroble7386
    @jameseliseoroble7386 4 года назад +674

    Otomo : Greetings peasants , how goes th--
    *BY THE POPE*

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 года назад +103

      GERALD! BAPTISE THESE HERETICS WITH GUNPOWDER!

    • @absolutelyyousless7605
      @absolutelyyousless7605 4 года назад +33

      “Bring thy Holy Hand grenade Franz... the heretics must cease to be.”

    • @PitunghereTNOschizo100
      @PitunghereTNOschizo100 4 года назад +33

      Otomo : "Son, have you reading heresy recently ? *UNACCEPTABLE* ".
      *Cocks Tanegashima and Cannons
      Shimazu, and other clans who didn't praise Jesus enough : *Screaming in heretic

  • @mekaniklboltmb4880
    @mekaniklboltmb4880 4 года назад +2203

    Other clans: No, you can't train a peasant to kill a samurai in the most expensive armor who has been trained since childhood just by giving him a gun
    Otomo clan: Haha stick goes boom

  • @smitty169
    @smitty169 4 года назад +380

    I read the title as "The Ottoman Experiance" and thought 'So there will be a lot of shooting then.' I'm glad I was wrong, yet somehow not wrong.

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 года назад +54

      I can see a lot of ties with the Ottomans here aha

    • @ChainedCh0ng
      @ChainedCh0ng 3 года назад +1

      Wooww that's uhh..

    • @Ahrone1586
      @Ahrone1586 3 года назад +1

      You dont see the shooting bro?

    • @lucasfragoso7634
      @lucasfragoso7634 3 года назад +4

      @@Pilps fun fact: the Portuguese and ottomans were basically the USSR and USA of that time with all the conflicts they got involved in to fight one another

    • @Kaiserboo1871
      @Kaiserboo1871 Год назад +3

      @@lucasfragoso7634 Not gonna lie, it stinks that the Ottomans and Spain didn’t fight more. I’d love to see a clash between Janissaries and Tercios.
      In my opinion, of all the empires to claim the title of “3rd Rome” only four of them held any legitimacy in my eyes.
      Russian Empire -> Cultural Claim (pretty obvious)
      Ottomans -> Geographic Claim (pretty obvious)
      Spain -> Administrative Claim (ie ran their Empire [especially Habsburg Era] very similarly to how the Romans administered their Empire).
      Italian Empire -> Dynastic Claim (the last Byzantine dynasty the Palaiologos had a branch of their dynasty rule the March of Montferrat until the 1500s. A member of that branch (Blanche of Montferrat) married Charles I of Savoy. His descendants went on to form the Kingdom of Italy and from there the Italian Empire.

  • @Peter_Griffaaa
    @Peter_Griffaaa 4 года назад +180

    the most impressive thing about this is finding 18 mods that are compatible in this game

    • @finio_6339
      @finio_6339 4 года назад +2

      I have around 30 mods and can play this game without problems, lol

    • @thegreatpleco3920
      @thegreatpleco3920 Год назад

      then can u send me ur mod pack please?@@finio_6339

  • @daashow8056
    @daashow8056 4 года назад +197

    Otomo clan in a nutshell: you brought a sword in a gun fight?

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 года назад +14

      heh heh, cannons go *boom*

  • @harmonlanager2670
    @harmonlanager2670 4 года назад +500

    When you want to play Empire but Shogun’s on sale

  • @avalonnnnnnnnnnnn
    @avalonnnnnnnnnnnn 4 года назад +217

    Me: You know, European cannons are pretty terrible siege units, just siege them--
    *sees flying units in the walls* HOLY JESUS WHAT THE FUCK

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 года назад +55

      MAIN GUN READDYYYYYYYYY, FIIIIIIIIIIRRREEEE!!!

    • @Bzr-Jr
      @Bzr-Jr 3 года назад +2

      @@Pilps shatter their skies!!!
      Just found out your channel

    • @The_Smiurgh
      @The_Smiurgh 3 года назад +2

      LMAO

    • @dariusgreysun
      @dariusgreysun Год назад +1

      ​@@Pilpsmember the basilisk in WH40k soulstorm?
      Oooh I member!

  • @technomancerr
    @technomancerr 4 года назад +226

    Other Clans: "Otomo! You are a disgrace for converting so easily!"
    Otomo: *laughs in gunfire*

  • @martisendrell9305
    @martisendrell9305 4 года назад +248

    "The Otomo Experience: Guns, Jesus, and anime"

    • @beermaster3359
      @beermaster3359 4 года назад +8

      Otomo yoshiaki: release the waifus...Desu vulto

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 года назад +4

      Sorry for the late reply, glad you enjoyed the video :D

    • @martisendrell9305
      @martisendrell9305 4 года назад +2

      @@Pilps Senpai! You noticed me! XD

    • @loafoffloof3420
      @loafoffloof3420 3 года назад +2

      perfect

    • @PillowWillow007
      @PillowWillow007 3 года назад +3

      @Martis Endrell The
      one and only, the true Holy Trinity

  • @copylight17
    @copylight17 4 года назад +463

    the castle fortifications looks different from ordinary

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 года назад +369

      It’s Strongholds of the Samaria mod. Makes castles and towns more diverse and some realistic to their historical designs from real life, would highly recommend

    • @БерекетКанжанов
      @БерекетКанжанов 4 года назад +9

      @@Pilps does that affect AI movement

    • @1WatchesuSleep
      @1WatchesuSleep 4 года назад +50

      @@БерекетКанжанов I use that mod as well and the AI is pretty good at maneuvering around the new castles, though on higher Unit Sizes some of the formations/pathing can get wonking. Nothing game breaking though, imo, AND still a lot of fun to use.

    • @herman1francis
      @herman1francis 4 года назад +8

      @@1WatchesuSleep i disagree. I had to turn that mod off because the AI units would just wander around eating arrows. The towns look good though.

    • @ParshakThief
      @ParshakThief 4 года назад +12

      @@herman1francis ye, this mod makes it so fkin easy to def your castles

  • @San-jn6bm
    @San-jn6bm 3 года назад +105

    "don't bring stick into sword fight, unless your stick can kaboom"
    -Otomo

    • @drevniysamurai
      @drevniysamurai 2 года назад +3

      don't bring iron balls into a fight, unless these balls can 💥💥💥💥

  • @ivankarizaldy
    @ivankarizaldy 4 года назад +390

    STEEL, FAITH, AND GUNPOWDER

  • @sanitylogic4611
    @sanitylogic4611 4 года назад +157

    In the grim past of Feudal Japan, there is only death and war.

    • @thehavoccompany-a3
      @thehavoccompany-a3 4 года назад +11

      *_THE EMPEROR'S LIGHT IS MY TORCH!_*

    • @cyfertea8707
      @cyfertea8707 4 года назад +8

      I think that goes for almost every feudal countries, nonstop wars...

    • @eermirosemh8339
      @eermirosemh8339 4 года назад +4

      gets the ashigaru bolters

  • @17derp
    @17derp 4 года назад +118

    "Victory wipe away all dishonor..."

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 года назад +14

      *CHRISTIANITY INTENSIFIES!*

    • @simonepazsimon7219
      @simonepazsimon7219 3 года назад +5

      So basically if you cheat but you win your honorable.
      Somebody: YOU F*CKING CHEATER!!!
      Me: So what? I win and that's what matters!
      Somebody: F*ck you TRASH!!!
      Me: "Honorable" Trash

  • @Ryuko-T72
    @Ryuko-T72 4 года назад +343

    Shimazu after sending in the 5th wave:
    "This time we'll surely break them!"
    This AI has brought GREAT SHAME to the Shimazu Clan!

    • @vitaliitomas8121
      @vitaliitomas8121 4 года назад +13

      A SHAMEFUL DISPLAY!

    • @leilagorrilla4842
      @leilagorrilla4842 4 года назад +6

      @@vitaliitomas8121 what a SHAMEFUR DISPRAY MY LOOOORRRD

    • @Aaaqqppl23
      @Aaaqqppl23 4 года назад +4

      OUR MEN ARE RUNNING FROM THE BATTLEFIELD, A SHAMFUR DISPRAY

  • @nagasako7
    @nagasako7 4 года назад +1170

    So basically in this timeline, Japan became a catholic ethno-state and probably there was no WW2.

    • @TheBayzent
      @TheBayzent 4 года назад +258

      There probably was, but cooler because of earlier westernization.

    • @JohnDoe_51151
      @JohnDoe_51151 4 года назад +45

      There would be no Pearl Harbor that's for sure

    • @reentrysfs6317
      @reentrysfs6317 4 года назад +69

      And no genocide
      Well maybe

    • @reentrysfs6317
      @reentrysfs6317 4 года назад +10

      Well not in the east

    • @reentrysfs6317
      @reentrysfs6317 4 года назад +11

      Maybe

  • @joshuatumambo5674
    @joshuatumambo5674 4 года назад +166

    Takeda: Mobile Warfare
    Literally every other clan: BANZAIIIII
    Otomo: ACHTUNG! ARTILLERIE!

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 года назад +31

      *CHRISTIANITY INTENSIFIES!*

    • @twilightparanormalresearch186
      @twilightparanormalresearch186 3 года назад +1

      Hey look at those cute ships with archers” *loads cannons* would be a shame if something happened to it

    • @stupididiot7565
      @stupididiot7565 Год назад

      Oda: *enlarged pike sizes*

    • @Tykus59
      @Tykus59 6 месяцев назад

      HAUBITZEN

  • @Real7419
    @Real7419 4 года назад +39

    I honestly love otomo naval battles because it's literally like 10 warships vs 1 Big Gun Boi. And the gun always wins

  • @nickgabri9686
    @nickgabri9686 4 года назад +391

    This is sheer kek. I thought Oda was OP with long yari ashigaru, but jesus christ

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 года назад +160

      Praise Jesus and the almighty gunpowder!

    • @nickgabri9686
      @nickgabri9686 4 года назад +61

      Going to meme my buddy who just copped the game and crush him and show him the Otomo blaster

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 года назад +36

      @@nickgabri9686 GOOD MAN!

    • @TheDirtysouthfan
      @TheDirtysouthfan 4 года назад +22

      In vanilla Shogun 2 cannons are useless. Matchlocks are pretty good in siege defenses, but otherwise are too much of a hassle to be of much use on the field or in siege offenses.

    • @Monika-ok6lp
      @Monika-ok6lp 4 года назад +18

      Well in reallity Oda Nobunaga did fight somehow like the Spanish and Portuguese tercios formation

  • @exudeku
    @exudeku 3 года назад +143

    Western Christians: baptise your enemies with gunsmoke
    Otomo: *SASUGA* 💥👄💥

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  3 года назад +13

      Cannons go *BRRRRRRRRRR*

  • @JonatasAdoM
    @JonatasAdoM 4 года назад +137

    Otomo on the sea feels like the Empire against the rebel alliance.

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 года назад +22

      Heh heh look at their tiny ships. Blow them up.

    • @twilightparanormalresearch186
      @twilightparanormalresearch186 3 года назад +8

      I have had 3 ships against multiple fleets…..one man was Lost in ours…..

    • @Tykus59
      @Tykus59 6 месяцев назад

      @@twilightparanormalresearch186 rest in spaghetti
      We will never forgetti

  • @Willjum
    @Willjum 4 года назад +149

    Dropped by a while back, awesome to see this success, well deserved, gl with this second channel ❤️

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 года назад +8

      Sorry Willjum i only just got a chance in seeing this, sorry for the late reply. And congrats on 100k

    • @minhnghinguyen9940
      @minhnghinguyen9940 Год назад +2

      @@PilpsShould be a congrats on the 1 Mil now!

  • @pyrothefriendlyarsonist9195
    @pyrothefriendlyarsonist9195 4 года назад +242

    Otomo: Do not Lecture me...I see the lies through the Samurai, I have brought peace, freedom and security to my new Empire
    Shogun: Your new empire?
    Otomo: Don't make me kill you...
    Shogun: Otomo, my allegiance is to Japan! To Honor!
    Otomo: If your not with me...then your my enemy...
    Shogun: Only Europeans deals in absolutes...I'll do what I must
    Otomo: You will try

  • @titanmegalit8428
    @titanmegalit8428 4 года назад +333

    When your Christian friendly clan declared war on you: 10:03

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 года назад +50

      They will be known for being heretic's, and they shall die for being heretic's

    • @_.l4n3
      @_.l4n3 4 года назад +8

      Aw frick

    • @titanmegalit8428
      @titanmegalit8428 4 года назад +4

      @@Pilps From the creators "Anyway, I started blasting"

    • @TzeentchLord412
      @TzeentchLord412 4 года назад +3

      Those darn Protestants!

    • @TheFallenPoet2
      @TheFallenPoet2 4 года назад +3

      So you have chosen death.

  • @chakatBombshell
    @chakatBombshell 4 года назад +147

    Otomo: Praise the lord and pass the ammunition.

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 года назад +4

      Sorry for the late reply, glad you enjoyed the video :D

  • @zelikris
    @zelikris 3 года назад +18

    You have helped revive Shogun 2 a decade after its release. You've done a great public service

  • @kapitankapital6580
    @kapitankapital6580 4 года назад +74

    "What's this mod, it seems really cool"
    Scrolls down to mod list
    "Oh"

    • @death153278
      @death153278 4 года назад +5

      Yeah pretty much, the cannons seem to be extremely buffed and the sieges are piss easy, from what I can see in the video. Might as well use a cheat mod while playing on legendary.

    • @MrMalicious5
      @MrMalicious5 4 года назад +8

      @@death153278 You can still do the same thing on Vanilla for the most part.

    • @impciv3pag
      @impciv3pag 3 года назад +1

      @@death153278 I was on vanilla with Chosokabe and the Mangonels truly suck. Besieged Kioto with 2 units, they ran out of ammo in no time, could only destroy a tower, a gate and deal a couple blows to walled in archers. Will do more campaigns, maybe try mods eventually.

    • @faner117
      @faner117 3 года назад +1

      That faction have more acurrancy and power XD

  • @alvaricoke41
    @alvaricoke41 4 года назад +48

    Enemy sieges castle.
    Otomo: (aims gun) hippity hoppity get out of my property.

    • @danielmckraken4961
      @danielmckraken4961 3 года назад +1

      hippty hoppity, you're going to hell from my property

    • @LordWyatt
      @LordWyatt 2 года назад

      Underrated comment😂👌

  • @AGamer1177
    @AGamer1177 4 года назад +100

    >Tfw you'll never see Japan embrace Jesus and the Second Amendment like this
    If only...

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 года назад +13

      Heh heh, cannon go boom

  • @DarkBuddhist
    @DarkBuddhist 4 года назад +165

    This is very cool! We'll be watching your career with great interest

  • @youtublife4540
    @youtublife4540 4 года назад +47

    6:20 Meanwhile the Portuguese: "We taught them well"

    • @nore5992
      @nore5992 4 года назад +4

      The Pope : Soon i will have a Samurai and Hanzou and the will of Bushido under True Love of Jesus Christ

  • @mauricioaguilar7227
    @mauricioaguilar7227 4 года назад +39

    8:04 That's one of the best overkill that i see in my life. :3

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 года назад +8

      it was bloody brutal! :D

    • @simonepazsimon7219
      @simonepazsimon7219 3 года назад +1

      Trust me I see this a lot on my playthrough. I love raining arrows during sieges. It's satisfying them getting murdered inside their walls

  • @Pokesus
    @Pokesus 4 года назад +115

    I fear nothing, but Otomo Ships.

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 года назад +23

      Don’t forget the famous Black ship

    • @Pokesus
      @Pokesus 4 года назад

      @@Pilps That's mu nightmare.

  • @markhirsch6301
    @markhirsch6301 4 года назад +32

    My absolute favorite part of this video is how you show that units some of the community hates are super useful

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 года назад +8

      Glad you enjoyed! Yeah European cannons are actually really useful.... AND A LOT OF FUN!

  • @jastinenecesito4608
    @jastinenecesito4608 4 года назад +31

    Other clans: we got the manpower to defeat you! Surrender now and my mighty leader may spare you!
    Otomo clan: haha thats cute. We got this check this out. *cannon fire and gunshots*
    Other clans: oh shi-

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 года назад +4

      *laughs in cannon fire*

  • @gavins9846
    @gavins9846 4 года назад +86

    A really enjoyable video holy shit. It was basically a movie.

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 года назад +2

      Oh wow thank you, glad you enjoyed the 'movie' aha, thanks for the comment too! :)

  • @JoveGames
    @JoveGames 4 года назад +42

    I really enjoyed this. Great editing and jokes while still actually following the campaign. I'd love to see more!

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 года назад

      Thank you! I do plan on making more videos :)

  • @paytonkraft7564
    @paytonkraft7564 2 года назад +14

    Shimazu: "We are the most loyal and unmatched with the Katana!"
    Otomo: "Matchlock go bang."

  • @f3wbs
    @f3wbs 4 года назад +40

    I love this because of the editing and memes (which I recognize almost all of them) but hate how true it is, experience wise.

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 года назад

      Glad you enjoyed it dude, thanks for the comment

  • @TheAlmightyLoli
    @TheAlmightyLoli 4 года назад +8

    "Noooooo! You have to fight like an honorable samurai! Meet your enemy on field with a sword in your hand!"
    "Haha, gun goes bang."

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  20 дней назад

      Guns go brrrrrrrrr

  • @drkinferno72
    @drkinferno72 3 года назад +9

    Siege battles be like “I’m not locked in here with you! You’re locked in here with me!”

  • @purplephonix6535
    @purplephonix6535 4 года назад +185

    Enemy: "We will hold this line at any cost"
    Otomo: "You cant hold a line that not EXIST"
    Intensive and happy artillery noices

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 года назад +15

      MAIN GUN READDDDDYYYYYYYYY! FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIREEE!

  • @stangota5187
    @stangota5187 4 года назад +156

    "God will save us"

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 года назад +18

      With his mighty cannons

  • @quocvietophu5452
    @quocvietophu5452 4 года назад +42

    "Unlocked European Cannon."
    Battle stance: *BOMBARDMENT*

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 года назад +1

      Heh heh cannons go *boom*

  • @Yallan
    @Yallan 4 года назад +48

    I found this while searching for Otomo guides, and I could not have asked for a better walkthrough ;)

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 года назад +8

      Use cannons and then more cannons :D

    • @thepizzafoogle5481
      @thepizzafoogle5481 4 года назад +1

      Me too lol

    • @korvasterindar9672
      @korvasterindar9672 4 года назад +3

      Guide to playing the Otomo: Blow the shit out of everything with guns guns and more guns.

    • @thepizzafoogle5481
      @thepizzafoogle5481 4 года назад +1

      @@korvasterindar9672 5 star guide

    • @pimpzki
      @pimpzki 4 года назад

      @@Pilps too bad cannons are so expensive :(

  • @sovietheavy5500
    @sovietheavy5500 4 года назад +35

    4:55 Basilisk YES my favourite artillery in dawn of war

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 года назад +9

      MAIN GUN REAAAAAAAAAADYYYYY, FIRE!

    • @sovietheavy5500
      @sovietheavy5500 4 года назад +7

      SHATTER THEIR SKYYYYY

  • @someguy9293
    @someguy9293 3 года назад +24

    Portugal: *Makes Otomo Catholic*
    Otomo: Time to "forgive" my enemies!
    Portugal: 😐

  • @brandonvortex995
    @brandonvortex995 4 года назад +151

    Holy cow that the most epic total war ever!

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 года назад +3

      Thank you! Glad you enjoyed it :)

  • @srbrant5391
    @srbrant5391 Год назад +5

    Otomo: We'll never use such cowardly weapons to wage war!
    Portugal: We'll also teach you how to deep fry prawns and vegetables.
    Otomo: Say no more!

  • @thevoidlookspretty7079
    @thevoidlookspretty7079 4 года назад +7

    “Nice katana you got there. Let’s see how it stacks up against .50.

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 года назад +1

      *Guns and cannons go BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*

  • @stojanovicns2785
    @stojanovicns2785 4 года назад +11

    Its really nice seeing some other person playing my favorite game since i was a kid that I thought nobody plays anymore.I really enjoyed it.

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 года назад +3

      Sorry for the late reply, glad you enjoyed the video :D

  • @gamerfartmaster6923
    @gamerfartmaster6923 4 года назад +1793

    So anyway I started blasting heretics

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 года назад +121

      For the Emperor

    • @gamerfartmaster6923
      @gamerfartmaster6923 4 года назад +31

      Pilps
      Nobody:
      Katana heroes:
      BANZAI!!!!!!!!!!

    • @chargingnoisesintensify6335
      @chargingnoisesintensify6335 4 года назад +7

      @@gamerfartmaster6923 i think you mean
      TENOHAKA BANZAIIIIIII

    • @spencerbttos6130
      @spencerbttos6130 4 года назад +4

      @@Pilps Hey Every time I see you in a siege battle in the video all the maps look different, which mod are you using so I can get it? Great video btw

    • @anadaere6861
      @anadaere6861 4 года назад +2

      Looks like the Pope wanted to get a new piece of land somewhere in the east and sent crusaders with guns

  • @DevilGamingHome
    @DevilGamingHome 4 года назад +11

    Enemy: *Approaching*
    Our Gun Units: Am I a joke to you ?
    *5 seconds later*
    Enemy: RUN!!!! BITCH RUN!!!!!!!!!
    Me: WHY ARE YOU RUNNING ? WHY ARE YOU RUNNING ?

  • @mr.happyfunguy3772
    @mr.happyfunguy3772 4 года назад +17

    That samurai got LIT UP with arrows oh my gosh they put half a tree in his ass goodness me

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 года назад

      Half a tree!! Haha hilarious 😂

  • @fieldmarshalgaig9477
    @fieldmarshalgaig9477 4 года назад +9

    wtf why does this meme video have really high production value

  • @박팔노
    @박팔노 4 года назад +22

    "I baptize you with water for repentance. But after me will come one who is more powerful than I,
    whose sandals I am not fit to carry. He will baptize you with the Holy Spirit and with fire."
    (Matthew) 3:11

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 года назад +7

      I baptise you with gunpowder! :D

  • @BlackSabbath628
    @BlackSabbath628 4 года назад +6

    "Don't fuck with me, I have the power of God and bullets on my side!" - Otomo clan

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 года назад

      *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!*

  • @danielsavage5265
    @danielsavage5265 4 года назад +72

    All of those awnsome siege maps are from the stronghold of the samurais mod?

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 года назад +30

      Yes! Some are the same but a majority of the maps for castles and towns are all different and unique. Some are even based on historical layouts of real castles and towns from Japan, a must mod from personal experience

    • @breakerdawn8429
      @breakerdawn8429 4 года назад +3

      @@Pilps can the AI handle it?

    • @breakerdawn8429
      @breakerdawn8429 4 года назад

      @Matheus Kawata So not much then

    • @yusufdilmac6983
      @yusufdilmac6983 4 года назад

      @@Pilps bro that 18 mod is crushing in campaign when ı click games is closed

  • @LordWyatt
    @LordWyatt 4 года назад +4

    14:05 They will learn of our peaceful ways...By force!

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 года назад +1

      Praise be to Gunpowder!!!

  • @chargingnoisesintensify6335
    @chargingnoisesintensify6335 4 года назад +10

    8:16 Sengoku Jidai Japanese marathon bombing
    *moment of silence for our red runny bois*

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 года назад

      *AURRGH HELP! HEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAUUGGLLPPPP!!!*

  • @Aleksey-fp9vr
    @Aleksey-fp9vr 4 года назад +8

    Otomo: What do i do Lord?
    God: Destroy child, curopte them all

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 года назад +1

      *CHRISTIANITY INTENSIFIES!*

  • @TheMinarus
    @TheMinarus 3 года назад +3

    "Praise our lord Jesus Christ..."
    *Otomo gunner laying waste with cannon* "Amen Brother!"

  • @TheStaniG
    @TheStaniG 4 года назад +1

    Its like a Yrridian video but in my favourite (and best) Total War game ever, Shogun 2.
    So glad yt reccomended me this channel, definitely subbed, we need the Total War meme energy to spread.

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 года назад

      Sorry for the late reply but thank you! Glad you enjoyed the video :D

  • @crusader7659
    @crusader7659 3 года назад +3

    Friend: Why are you playing Otomo? You might as well play Empire
    Me: There are more heathens here in need of “converting” *eyes glow maliciously* DEUS VULT

  • @hetzer5926
    @hetzer5926 3 года назад +4

    Japan: We will win through honor!
    The Otomo clan: this is my boom stick! Fear me!
    The rest of Japan: *scared samurai noises*

  • @ozidive
    @ozidive 3 года назад +2

    14:38 when they made a statue of you just because you have the boomstick...

  • @hansstrudel9614
    @hansstrudel9614 4 года назад +105

    Who would win? The entirety of Japan including heavily armored gentry who have trained their whole lives to be the consummate warrior or some shooty bois in rice paddy hats and a fervent love for our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

    • @aile6488
      @aile6488 4 года назад +5

      @@Siamzero1994 so can Arabian indian jewish and Japanese religions :)

    • @beermaster3359
      @beermaster3359 4 года назад

      Lol xp

    • @Romaboo453
      @Romaboo453 4 года назад +1

      @@Siamzero1994 why lol

    • @Romaboo453
      @Romaboo453 4 года назад +4

      @@aile6488 religions are good

    • @Romaboo453
      @Romaboo453 4 года назад

      Deus voult

  • @alexshepetinofski9291
    @alexshepetinofski9291 4 года назад +34

    this is very similar to Robertus Maximus' The Empire Experience

    • @gasterblaster9817
      @gasterblaster9817 4 года назад +2

      Well yeah, both are full of steel, faith, and gunpowder. A few gags as well tho

    • @janbazuine6636
      @janbazuine6636 4 года назад

      Yep

  • @billul1
    @billul1 4 года назад +2

    Otomo: DONT FUCK WITH ME I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND GUNS ON MY SIDE

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 года назад

      AAAAARRRRRGGHHHH

  • @Clash1138
    @Clash1138 3 года назад +4

    Portuguese: '"So, we can sell you the cannons"
    Otomo: "Okay, great"
    Portuguese: "But first you have to accept Jesus Chri-"
    Otomo: "DEUS VULT, AVE MARIA"

  • @jorgesagredo1186
    @jorgesagredo1186 4 года назад +3

    "In the name of god, gun Jesús,and anime, amén"
    Yosho tamaguki 1967 in alternative timeline

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 года назад +1

      PRAISE BE TO GUNPOWDER

  • @oilybat3269
    @oilybat3269 Год назад +3

    0:55
    They literally said “OH SHIT THEYRE STRAPPED WE GOTTA GO”

  • @thatguy6919
    @thatguy6919 4 года назад +6

    First time viewer and I am stunned by how well made this video is, it felt like a film, please keep doing this

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  4 года назад +1

      Sorry for the late reply but thank you for the kind words :D

  • @garrettmorton774
    @garrettmorton774 3 года назад +8

    The Great Otomo Crusade. What a beautiful sight!

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  3 года назад +1

      Glad you enjoyed it! :D

  • @nimasherafaty8744
    @nimasherafaty8744 3 года назад

    Man .. you grow so much i remeber you had 3k sub. I was started shogun 2 again and i rembered your video. Its near 1 year and half. But i feel nostalgia by seeing your shogun 2 experienceas. Its amazing.