Hey guys, hope you enjoy the Hojo Expereince! They love blowing shit up! I tried to go more cinematic with this one with the hud being turned off etc. Also I finally made a Discord Channel - discord.gg/cwRDZJs Come say hi!
"Yeah I am calling from Castle Minor Repairs Inc and I went to the address and can't seem to find the Castle just an empty hill and field." "Oh yeah, that is the castle." "Sir?"
'That Fort should stop existing' *A few groups of Fire Rockets* 'I said STOP EXISTING, not be a scorched husk.' *Wave after wave of EXPLOSION* 'Better.'
@@Pilps Question, does destroying more of the castle add onto how much it costs to repair? If so, how much would you have spent without the cheaper bonus?
"Men, we will defend this castle to the last man! You will not leave and give an inch to the enemy!" "Sir, they're bombing us with a 100 mangonel army with barely anyone to protect them! Shouldn't we sally out and attack them instead of sitting in big piles like this?" "DID I STUTTER?!"
@@losthero0 I know this is super late, but if im remebering correctly the reason why that happens is due to a bug that the devs never bothered to to fix or something like that.
Imagine they keep improving their explosive techniques and when Admiral Perry come and say "we have gunboats" and Japan responded by bombarding them with Katyusha rocket like barrage.
@@losthero0 armed them with guns and cannons yes but the japanese already had fire rockets, hand mortars and trebuchets way before the westerners arrived
Otomo is cheaper for all gunpowder..... while Hojo has the best Fire rocket in the game..... One easily mass product [decreased cost and shortest muster time while other is the best bombing]
I solve practical problems. For instance, how am I gonna stop some big mean Mother-Hubbard from tearin' me a structurally superfluous new behind?The answer? Use a gun. And if that don't work, use more gun.
How I play Hojo: Channel my inner Rogal Dorn and build mighty fortresses upon which my enemies may hurl themselves and die. How PILPS plays the Hojo: Channels his inner Iron Warrior and destroys EVERYTHING.
6:42 "My lord, are you sure that's not too many friendly casualt-" "No such as a friendly fire if they're not my friends man-thing-kun! Now keep shoot-blasting them, yes-yes!"
Hojo Fire Rockets: Do you small that? . General: What? . Hojo Fire Rockets: Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn’t find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like… victory. Someday this war’s gonna end…
I legit just watched both Otomo and Takeda experience, then i see 20 minutes later another one with Hojo... Well, time to grab some snack and enjoy the show All in all, great editing and keep it up, you're awesome!
Ah yes, I've read accounts about the sounds of *_19th_* *_century_* *_bugles_* ringing across the battlefields of medieval Sengoku Japan Gotta love the sound bugs that come with Shogun 2 modding, still can't fix them in my game
Funny that the Hōjō used to sort of "rule" Japan (under regency, I think) when it was under the Kamakura Shogunate, which was overthrown by the Kenmu Restoration (by the Emperor and the Ashikaga) then the Ashikaga Shogunate. So the devastation you brought as the Hōjō upon Kyoto can be called as revenge and the restoration of the Kamakura. Or perhaps Hōjō will say "screw it, Hōjō Shogunate it is". Either way, great video~
that's a different Hojo in fact...... Go-Hojo's origin was Isei Shinkuro after he gained Sagami and claimed his clan's power, and then his son Hojo Ujitsuna finally changed the name into Hojo for clan and his father, simply because his wife is successor of Kamakura Hojo. Technically, these two Hojo have no relationships other then Ujitsuna's wife
Hojo: _"I love the smell of firebombs in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn’t find one of ’em, not one stinkin' samurai body. The smell, you know that gunpowder smell, the whole hill. Smelled like victory..."_
Honestly, no game has made me fell so brutally strong as Total War: Shogun 2 with a full army of Hojo Fire rockets. Magic in Warhammer 2 is kiddie league. Except the fall of the samurai expansion gatling gun + armstrong cannon armies. Is like. Stay far away and be bombarded or come closer and be mowed down.
0:28-0:30 Pilps: Wait Orbital Bombardment Hmm Pilps in Mind: hmm Yeah i think i Know Which clan That Love Blow thing up to Ruin in Total War Shogun 2 òwó
What the history books didn't mention was that during the Siege of Kawagoe, what the Hojo reinforcements fired when they arrived to help lift the siege of Kawagoe Castle wasn't a signal flare to let the defenders know they were there to help, it was just the first fire rocket they shot when they began Exterminatus on the enemies besieging the castle.
"Hmm, I feel like plant a forest here, but I forgot my shovel. Get the Bomb throwers and the rest to make some holes and distribute the fertiliser clumped there" "General, that is the enemy army" "Hmm, your right. Ash would be a better fertiliser. Get the mangonels to fire first"
"If you just bomb the castle from existence you won't even need the effort of seige lmao" -Some Hojo general at some point, probably... btw, i got unsubed from this channel by RUclips so what is going on?
Japan: *Has forts build from the literal ground up so they can't be destroyed* Hojo: "He he, fort go bye bye." Japan:*Has a horse based wa-* Hojo: "He he, horsey go bye bye." Japan:*Has a-* Hojo: "He he, boat go bye bye."
No matter how many times I see it- seeing those mangonels actually hit a tightly grouped enemy army is so damn satisfying~ Yet another awesome Shogun vid- really hope you keep this series going and make more awesome videos!
Hojo Daimyo, General and every soldier : "I love the smell of gunpowder in the morning!" Keep up the amazing work dude, your videos are getting better with each upload!
You get my like for making the Mangonel, the most despised unit in the roster look good. No other player is going to use that unit but dammit it looks awesome.
>One Daimyo has been wreaking utter havoc and war across the land >They've finally come to our home >Inspiring speech.jpeg "Dying for your clan is the most honorable death a Samurai may have! Make the enemy pay- for EVERY INCH OF GROUND!" >Inspired as can possibly be >charge 17:59
I always imagine myself doing something like the princess Mononoke scenes with the fire bombers. So fun to watch the enemy take 1 layer of wall just to throw bombs onto them from the next layer up
YES! FINALLY ANOTHER UPLOAD. I love your content and was just waiting for another upload. I have not started with the video, but I know it will be good.
Random Samurai in a castle: Man... I can't wait the shift to end and see the fireworks with Miyomi. *Looks up in the sky* Wait... It started already? *They come towards him* OH SHIIIIII- **BOOOOOM!!!**
Therapist: "what seems to be the problem?" Me: "Japanese Katyushas, they scare me." Therapist: "Ha ha, Japanese Katyushas aren't real, thay can't hurt you." Me: 18:43
@@Ryan.2 If you provide me with some details maybe I can help but usually what I do is search on google what the error/problem is and check steam forums and usually there is a solution :)
God Emperor: So what can you do? Otomo : We have guns. Takeda : Me go horsey ride. Hojo : We can make our enemies explode and burn in holy fire in more ways than one. God Emperor: I WANT HIM! Some Primarch: But there are other cla-. God Emperor: I DON’T CARE!
Fine work of art as always! Been playing with your modlist now and just finished a domination campaign with the Tokugawa. Such a good choice/combination of mods, love it!
![СМОГУ ЛИ Я ЗАХВАТИТЬ МИР ИГРАЯ ТОЛЬКО ЗА ЗОМБИ? [Total War: Warhammer 3]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/mEJQyqUPKAo/mqdefault.jpg)
Hey guys, hope you enjoy the Hojo Expereince! They love blowing shit up! I tried to go more cinematic with this one with the hud being turned off etc. Also I finally made a Discord Channel - discord.gg/cwRDZJs Come say hi!
The Discord Experience.
@@silverprotect79 Join the Pilps Empire! :D
Do shimazu
Pilps You probably don’t remember me but I really gotta thank you for that advice you gave me on shogun it really helped me out
Team Rocket Discord. Get it? Because this is weeb stuff with rockets? Like the team rocket of Pokemon...ok nevermind
Hojo players when they unlock Fire Rockets: *”It’s not about money, it’s about sending a message. Everything burns.”*
*laughs in gunpowder*
"Did you capture the Castle?"
"Yes."
"At what cost?"
"The castle."
Ally: Did you capture the castle?
Hojo: No.
Ally: Why?
Hojo: There is no castle.
Ally: But there was one!
Hojo: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Based
as in you managed to delete the ground the castle sits on
"Yeah I am calling from Castle Minor Repairs Inc and I went to the address and can't seem to find the Castle just an empty hill and field."
"Oh yeah, that is the castle."
"Sir?"
"The enemy have retreated to their fort!"
Hojo: "I don't see any fort, all I see is a soon-to-be W A S T E L A N D"
*gimli laugh from the two towers* heh heh heh heh
"He would see this country burn if it meant he could be Shogun of the ashes."
'That Fort should stop existing'
*A few groups of Fire Rockets*
'I said STOP EXISTING, not be a scorched husk.'
*Wave after wave of EXPLOSION*
'Better.'
It will soon be a wasteland
-Apocalypse tank C n C Red alert
THESE FIRE ROCKETS JUST PUSHED AWAY THE HAIL STORM ROCKET BATTERY
"And this right here is one of our many practice ranges."
"Sir, that's an enemy castle."
"Correct. Perfect practice range for our mangonels."
Hojo's favourite pass time is destroying fortress's only to rebuild them better and stronger :D
Pilps So, essentially Restaurant: Impossible but with castles instead of restaurants
@@Pilps oh shit thats why they get bonuses to castles, everything makes sense
also how'd feudal japan make RPGs?
@@Pilps So... The Imperial Fists?
Man, that "cheaper to repair castles" Hojo trait has never seemed so relevant
very true words aha
@@Pilps Question, does destroying more of the castle add onto how much it costs to repair? If so, how much would you have spent without the cheaper bonus?
@@dawgpad yes
@@dawgpad the cost is based on the level of the castle as well as how much damage, so hard to calculate
@@willmaastricht7618 I think it was a joke
Clans of Japan: nooo you can’t use siege artillery on Kyoto!!! That’s a sacred city!!!
Hojo: haha fire projecting mangonel go swooosh
HEH HEH BOOMS
Still Hojo: Then we have ... the "KATYUSHA"
*fire rockets go boom boom
(Shrugs) Hojo: "Meh, your only mad because we are doing it first."
*We will rebuilt it better*
But they're making it more sacred.. more holy, one might say.. many, many more holy buildings.. Swiss cheese levels of holy.
"Men, we will defend this castle to the last man! You will not leave and give an inch to the enemy!"
"Sir, they're bombing us with a 100 mangonel army with barely anyone to protect them! Shouldn't we sally out and attack them instead of sitting in big piles like this?"
"DID I STUTTER?!"
You basically summed up the entirety of this Campaigns enemy AI 😂
It's like they are being napalmed in a 1960s Vietnam village
After the general died of a bomb "you know what, screw this I'm leaving"
Its even worse in Fall of the Samurai, especially for Saga or Tosa, one for bonuses to arty, other for bonuses for naval bombardment.
"NOOOOOOOOOOO! YOU MUST FACE ME IN HONORABLE COMBAT!"
"Haha, gunpowder go *drown out by explosions*"
Heh heh rockets go *boom*
“WHAT WAS THAT? I CAN’T HEAR YOU OVER ALL THE GUNFIRE AND EXPLOSIONS!!!
@@Pilps " Ow. My tinnitus. "
Hojo : best castle builders in Japan
Also hojo: *turns rival clan castles to ashes*
"No no, he's got a point"
hojo clans favourite pass time is destroying castles and fortresses only to rebuild them better and stronger :D
Hojo: "Haha! Our castles are the finest in all of Japan!"
Bruised survivors: "Your castles are the *only ones left* in all of Japan!"
They know how to build them so they also know how to destroy it effectively
@@MagnusVictor2015 hidden gem of a reply, had me cackling for a solid minute or 5
@@MagnusVictor2015 hence why there the best
*fans away piles of ash*
"You see that castle?"
"Yes Sir!"
"I don't want to"
"Yes Sir!"
Hojo Experience.
*FIRE ROCKETS INTENSIFIES!*
This is gold
"Remember, your objective is to capture the settlement, not to destroy it"
Lies
Hojo: do I even care though....?
"Well, that shed over there still stand"
C-c-capture?
Thank god that this is not Attila, or Hojo would get 0 loot from razing settlements
"explosives get invented"
Hojo melee infantry: Am i a joke to you?
Heh heh Gunpowder is the Hojo's favourite invention!
No one:
Some frontline Yari Ashigarus talking with each other:
"Aren´t we in danger close range?"
"Since when Hojo Ujiyasu cares about danger close?"
*laughs in friendly fire*
I appreciate this reference.
Its """"surgical""""" strikes
I just love how whenever a wall is destroyed, everyone hops like 50 feet into the air
the beauty of shogun 2 aha
I was thinking maybe because Japan or someone might have said something about to much gore to allow the game into certain countries
@@losthero0 I know this is super late, but if im remebering correctly the reason why that happens is due to a bug that the devs never bothered to to fix or something like that.
@@notubutme3048 Wait so Japanese people don't fly straight up when hit at a wall Headon?
@@amongdrip8073 I mean, they might. Japanese people are built different.
Imagine they keep improving their explosive techniques and when Admiral Perry come and say "we have gunboats" and Japan responded by bombarding them with Katyusha rocket like barrage.
heh heh *laughs in fire rockets*
Would have been very different historically. Edit: considering the westerners were the ones that armed them first
Understandable, have a nice day
@@losthero0 armed them with guns and cannons yes but the japanese already had fire rockets, hand mortars and trebuchets way before the westerners arrived
@@timtams_6 I wish hand mortars were good in shogun 2...they look so fkn cool
Hojo: blow up the enemy indiscriminately.
Otomo: "Are you challenging me?"
They are basically brothers but with different Religious beliefs aha
@@Pilps Do Shogun 2. This time. As
P O R T U G A L
Mod
What about the british mod
Otomo is cheaper for all gunpowder..... while Hojo has the best Fire rocket in the game..... One easily mass product [decreased cost and shortest muster time while other is the best bombing]
"Ah, a worthy challenge!
*Our battle will be legendary!"*
"But it's a lucky thing, cause I had my pieces."
"Your pieces?"
"My Mangonels!"
"Oh! My."
"So anyway, I started L A U N C H I N G"
Best comment i've read so far :'D
Aahahaaa
If it was R:TW you could continue it with "I don't see so good so I missed."
other samurai: they are fighting without honor
Hojo: welcome to the future old man
Hojo: wrote the kanji for the word "honor" on the bomb. "there, happy now old man?"
PRAISE BE TO GUNPOWDER
@@Pilps there is something funny about otomo and hojo uniting forces being the new modern millitary more or less
Victory washes away dishonor
"Honorable? I think you misspelled 'inefficient', Lord Shimazu."
Other clans: you call throwing bombs and rockets around a honorable fight ?
Hojo: hey, as long as it works.
caution, friendly fire is inevitable
@@Pilps f
Hojo: Haha, ball go boom boom
in the words of the otomo:
"victory wipes away dishonour"
"Artillery brings dignity to what would otherwise be an ugly brawl"
Nobody:
Hojo: *laughs in death and absolute destruction*
and I thought it was bloody before you got fire rockets...
heh heh *laughs in gunpowder*
Nothing like 20 minutes of constant explosions before bed.
True ASMR content
huehue
Wait, you don’t fall asleep to the sound of death and destruction?
these vids always appear before bed, shogun2 experience and scp
@@Pilps reminds me of the war
Hojo: Deploy tons of explosives-throwing ashigaru
Bomb Throwing Samurai: "Hey that looks like fun"
HEH HEH
When you need to carpet bomb your enemies but you haven't invented aircraft yet.
The Hojo has got your back!
Isn’t that what birds and duct tape is for
"If applying explosions inst working, thats because you arent using enough" Hoji clan motto
Best summary of a Shogun 2 clan ever. :D
I solve practical problems. For instance, how am I gonna stop some big mean Mother-Hubbard from tearin' me a structurally superfluous new behind?The answer? Use a gun. And if that don't work, use more gun.
@@spycat6773
That's Otomo, not Hojo.
Morgan M your right my guy
Portuguese Merchant: What makes Hojo Clan different from other clans
Hojo Clan: *Fortunate Son starts* Freedom, Freedom and more Freedom
*laughs in gunpowder*
How I play Hojo: Channel my inner Rogal Dorn and build mighty fortresses upon which my enemies may hurl themselves and die.
How PILPS plays the Hojo: Channels his inner Iron Warrior and destroys EVERYTHING.
Heh heh *laughs in gunpowder*
I'm fortifying this comment
Typical hater I am fortifying your comment on fortifying.
Yes.
@@seralicious6475 lemme just build another fortified position on top of your fortifications just to dab on the iron warriors
6:42 "My lord, are you sure that's not too many friendly casualt-" "No such as a friendly fire if they're not my friends man-thing-kun! Now keep shoot-blasting them, yes-yes!"
A few friendly fires is nothing too much to worry about right?
@@Pilps a small price of salvation for bigger goal indeed
@@luckysuryajaya1015 The death of a million is a necessity! Don't you see, Command Duty Officer?
@@kabob0077 My dudes, my fellow submariner
@@luckysuryajaya1015
Medieval 2 Advisor: "Remember, the objective is to *take* the castle, not *destroy* it!"
Hojo's favourite pass time is seigeing castles & destroying them, only to rebuild them better & stronger!
And ironically it ia medieval that lets you build great bombards....
When taking Kyoto:
I will rule this island or see it burnt to ash around me.
FOR THE HOJO
Well, Hojo is kinda both..
Was that a Star Craft reference from Arcturus Mengsk?
All the other clans: nooo you can't just use guns to blow stuff up
Hojo: Hahaha fire rocket go big boom boom.
They very much go boom boom >:D
Hojo Fire Rockets: Do you small that?
.
General: What?
.
Hojo Fire Rockets: Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that.
I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn’t find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like… victory.
Someday this war’s gonna end…
The Hojo's favourite smell
OH MY GOD YESSSSSSSSSSSS I LOVE THIS STUFF
Hope you enjoy it :D
@@Pilps YES WE DO :)))))
@@Pilps broo! as soon i saw this in my recommendation my cock was throbbing! do Date next
MrSmartDonkey: “Hojo aren’t that good.”
Pilps: *”I’ll f***ing do it again”*
*laughs in hojo*
Everyone: "Nooooo you can't just make Japan look like the surface of the moon"
Hojo: "hahahaha bombs go booooom"
*Laughs in Fire Rockets*
Man the castle repair crew must love Hojo after each battle
When they hear those Fire Rockets coming closer they start getting the sweats!
On the bright side, think of all the jobs reconstruction's gonna bring in! It's a win-win situation!
*The Tower INTENSIFIES *
@@kaptenlemper remembering hojo clan traits. They getting payed less though.
I love how all battles are basically "Explosions.mp4"
It’s the only way as the Hojo
I legit just watched both Otomo and Takeda experience, then i see 20 minutes later another one with Hojo... Well, time to grab some snack and enjoy the show
All in all, great editing and keep it up, you're awesome!
Perfect timing! Glad you enjoy the videos :)
"Infantry wins firefights. Tanks win battles. Artillery wins wars."
heh heh *laughs in fire rockets*
@@Pilps *time to taste “Artillery only when?”*
Ah yes, I've read accounts about the sounds of *_19th_* *_century_* *_bugles_* ringing across the battlefields of medieval Sengoku Japan
Gotta love the sound bugs that come with Shogun 2 modding, still can't fix them in my game
i think the worst bug is when arrows sound like guns, i remember that being a thing and it terrified me aha
My favourite anime is Shogun 2
Heh heh my favourite episodes are the *boom* ones
@@Pilps mine too :3
@@Pilps
*_Insert MICHAEL BAY Explosions Here_*
Ждëм 3-ий сезон)
Funny that the Hōjō used to sort of "rule" Japan (under regency, I think) when it was under the Kamakura Shogunate, which was overthrown by the Kenmu Restoration (by the Emperor and the Ashikaga) then the Ashikaga Shogunate. So the devastation you brought as the Hōjō upon Kyoto can be called as revenge and the restoration of the Kamakura. Or perhaps Hōjō will say "screw it, Hōjō Shogunate it is". Either way, great video~
Revenge is sweet when it involves blowing everything up :D
@@Pilps (Sorry for being a bit pushy, but can you do Hattori/Ikko Ikki later?)
but that's a different hojo
that's a different Hojo in fact...... Go-Hojo's origin was Isei Shinkuro after he gained Sagami and claimed his clan's power, and then his son Hojo Ujitsuna finally changed the name into Hojo for clan and his father, simply because his wife is successor of Kamakura Hojo. Technically, these two Hojo have no relationships other then Ujitsuna's wife
"The war is over
at last only silence and
then there is tinnitus"
Ancient haiku after Hojo won the war.
I can sadly relate to this horrific reality, i have Tinnitus! Not fun! D:
@@Pilps Damn, must suck being a Tojo
That's one to many syllables bub. *throws your water tribe ass out on the streer*
@@tylermcneeley3136 Modern or traditional?
@@Suomismg Que?
*"Hold on to da pin, throw da uvver part."*
- Unnamed Hojo Fire Bomb Thrower.
Oh i love that Ork qoute from Dawn of War so much
Dawn of War.. love it. Work Waaaagg intensifies. Ork rush is so strong lol
To summarise
"do you see that castle"
"yes my lord"
"i don't want to"
*cue DoW basilisk voice SHATTER THEIR SKY*
*Laughs in fire rockets*
People in castle be like:
Our hill is fortified by the biggest castle in Japan nothing can destroy it.
Hojo be like:
It's free real estate
heh heh *laughs in fire rockets*
"Are you sure?"
So, i see that the Hojo are a Imperial Guard regiment now, cool!!
I can see the resemblance aha
Hojo's Bizzare adventure's
*Siege is Unbreakable*
heh heh *laughs in gunpowder*
HBA part 1: Explosive Blood.
HBA part 2: Bombardment Tendency
HBA part 3: Gunpowder Crusaders
@@StonegazeSteam HBA 5: Vento Destroyo
HBA 6: No Ocean
HBA 7: Steel Rocket Run
HBA 8: Hojolion
HBA 9: *HOJOLAND* (my shogunate bitches)
Hojotaro
Otomo: We have guns
Hojo: Hold my bomb
*laughs in hand mortars*
Otomo: Looks down at the lit bomb then at the fleeing Hojo* Son of a bi-
Hojo: _"I love the smell of firebombs in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn’t find one of ’em, not one stinkin' samurai body. The smell, you know that gunpowder smell, the whole hill. Smelled like victory..."_
Oooooh, it's a beautiful smell. The kinda of beautiful smell that smells, smelly
Honestly, no game has made me fell so brutally strong as Total War: Shogun 2 with a full army of Hojo Fire rockets. Magic in Warhammer 2 is kiddie league.
Except the fall of the samurai expansion gatling gun + armstrong cannon armies.
Is like. Stay far away and be bombarded or come closer and be mowed down.
The true power of Gunpowder is shown in Medieval Japan! >:D
I've no jokes been waiting so impatiently for this video. This is like the best total war content. Keep up the good work.
Thanks dude i'm glad you like the videos :D
@@Pilps he does not like, he loves
- My lord, our ninja managed to infiltrate into the enemy fortress and has opened its gate for us!
- Very well, B U R N I T T O T H E G R O U N D
*laughs in fire rockets* :D
He was a traitor anyway. 😂
0:28-0:30
Pilps: Wait Orbital Bombardment Hmm
Pilps in Mind: hmm Yeah i think i Know Which clan That Love Blow thing up to Ruin in Total War Shogun 2 òwó
Hojo: "we got heavy artillery"
The Enemy: "You heard them, lets make a moshPit in the middle of the castle"
nice video
:'D haha! Glad you enjoyed :)
Hojo: "Geneva Convention more like Geneva suggestion"
heh heh fire rockets go *boom*
What the history books didn't mention was that during the Siege of Kawagoe, what the Hojo reinforcements fired when they arrived to help lift the siege of Kawagoe Castle wasn't a signal flare to let the defenders know they were there to help, it was just the first fire rocket they shot when they began Exterminatus on the enemies besieging the castle.
Friendly fire was massive during this conflict. But the Hojo covered it up as *acceptable casualties*
"Hmm, I feel like plant a forest here, but I forgot my shovel. Get the Bomb throwers and the rest to make some holes and distribute the fertiliser clumped there"
"General, that is the enemy army"
"Hmm, your right. Ash would be a better fertiliser. Get the mangonels to fire first"
Haha 😂 brilliant!
Other clans: You think using guns, rockets and cannons are honorable?
Hojo: Yes, and I'm tired of pretending it's not.
Siege units go *BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*
15:40 in the emperor's name let none survive
"If you just bomb the castle from existence you won't even need the effort of seige lmao" -Some Hojo general at some point, probably...
btw, i got unsubed from this channel by RUclips so what is going on?
Yeah I just realised by reading your comment that I was also unsubbed. What the hell youtube?
youtube sometimes glitches out. i learned that the hard way since i subbed to 900+ channels
RUclips stinks sometimes D:
Nice castle you have there...shame if someone bathed it in unholy hellfire.
UNHOLY?! Nothing unholy about our mighty Fire Rockets & Hand Mortars!
Build Team: Licks chops
"ANY QUESTIONS?"
Hojo Fire Rocketeer: "When do we open fire?"
heh heh *laughs in fire rockets*
Japan: *Has forts build from the literal ground up so they can't be destroyed*
Hojo: "He he, fort go bye bye."
Japan:*Has a horse based wa-*
Hojo: "He he, horsey go bye bye."
Japan:*Has a-*
Hojo: "He he, boat go bye bye."
Admiral Perry: "we have gunbo-"
Hojo: "He he, gunboat go bye bye"
haha laughs in *exterminatus*
Oda: I bring the finest spearmen. what do you bring?
Hojo: Hell
No matter how many times I see it- seeing those mangonels actually hit a tightly grouped enemy army is so damn satisfying~
Yet another awesome Shogun vid- really hope you keep this series going and make more awesome videos!
They are beautiful! Also don't worry i will! And more! Stay tuned :)
Gunpowder *exists*
Hojo: "Let's have fun"
*laughs in gunpowder*
5:19
Bowman: FRIENDLY FIRE!
Samurai: What did he say?
Bomb thrower: I think he told us to fire!
Friendly fire? We call that *acceptable casualties* here in the Hojo!
"Do you see that castle over there?"
"Yes my lord."
"I don't want to."
Son, you see that castle?
Yes my lord!
I dont want to.
Yes my lord!
The man who sells artillery: How many do you want?
Hojo:
*yes*
YES
Hojo Daimyo, General and every soldier : "I love the smell of gunpowder in the morning!"
Keep up the amazing work dude, your videos are getting better with each upload!
It's their favourite! And thank you, glad you enjoy the videos! :D
You get my like for making the Mangonel, the most despised unit in the roster look good. No other player is going to use that unit but dammit it looks awesome.
you gotta give it some love! the explosions on impact look like little mini mushroom clouds :D
I use it
>One Daimyo has been wreaking utter havoc and war across the land
>They've finally come to our home
>Inspiring speech.jpeg
"Dying for your clan is the most honorable death a Samurai may have! Make the enemy pay- for EVERY INCH OF GROUND!"
>Inspired as can possibly be
>charge
17:59
Tutorial: "your aim iso to capture the castle, not destroy it!"
Hojo: *proceeds to deploy MLRS"
"Remember that the objective is to capture, not to destroy the city!"
-Total war councillor
Hojo's favourite pass time is destroying terribly build castles and rebuilding them stronger and better!
*I see that as a no,*
- Hojo leader
"Im Hojo Daimyo, and im here to ask one question, and one question only. EXPLOSIONS!?!?"
Hojo Clan: Yes.
Torque??
I always imagine myself doing something like the princess Mononoke scenes with the fire bombers. So fun to watch the enemy take 1 layer of wall just to throw bombs onto them from the next layer up
Video: operation exterminatus
My brain: the enemy’s safety has become their tomb…
FOR THE EMPEROR
14:13 - Bombs fly overhead
Flesh in perfect agony
Seared 'neath summer sun
Damm dude chill
YES! FINALLY ANOTHER UPLOAD. I love your content and was just waiting for another upload. I have not started with the video, but I know it will be good.
Thank you! :D Hope you enjoy
Random Samurai in a castle: Man... I can't wait the shift to end and see the fireworks with Miyomi.
*Looks up in the sky*
Wait... It started already?
*They come towards him*
OH SHIIIIII- **BOOOOOM!!!**
*Laughs in fire rockets*
Therapist: "what seems to be the problem?"
Me: "Japanese Katyushas, they scare me."
Therapist: "Ha ha, Japanese Katyushas aren't real, thay can't hurt you."
Me: 18:43
*laughs in fire rockets* >:D
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Type_75_130_mm_Multiple_Rocket_Launcher That therapist needs to do some more research.
Therapist: Korean Katyushas are real though
@@RocketHarry865 oh shit, I've seen that in totally accurate battle simulator, but I forgot the name
OH NO WAIT!!! HWACHAS
"Raining fire upon the enemy has a devestating effect on their morale" -The Tutorial Guy
Fire Rocket: 🔥 asf my lord
Oda: NOOOO YOU CANT JUST DESTROY AN ENTIRE CITY NOOOO
Hojo: haha fire rockets go brrr
Fire Rockets are my business & business is *booming*
This coming from the guy who set on fire an entire mountain covered with temples and killed anyone who tried to exit it
I love that you're making these shogun 2 videos in 2020. It's really a testament to the game's quality. Keep up the good work :)
If only my game would start I would be enjoying it like everyone else.
legit gamer42 There are a lot of reasons for a game not starting... Google is your friend in trying to solve that.
@@barcelosm6395 Thanks, I'll see what I can do.
@@Ryan.2 If you provide me with some details maybe I can help but usually what I do is search on google what the error/problem is and check steam forums and usually there is a solution :)
@@barcelosm6395 I've got it, but thanks for the offer.
God Emperor: So what can you do? Otomo : We have guns. Takeda : Me go horsey ride. Hojo : We can make our enemies explode and burn in holy fire in more ways than one. God Emperor: I WANT HIM! Some Primarch: But there are other cla-. God Emperor: I DON’T CARE!
LMAO This comment is perfect!
Im actually using your videos as guides to play each faction. Thanks for the help.in my shogun 2 campaign. So far otomo and hojo are my fav
Glad to hear it and that you enjoy the videos! :D
"What makes me a good Demoman?"
_IF I WERE A BAD DEMOMAN I WOULDN'T BE SITTING HERE DISCUSSIN IT WITH YOU!_
Damm, i missed out on Demoman memes for this! Will have to use them for future gunpowder unit videos! :D
Hojo General: "See that castle over there?"
Hojo Artillery officer: "Yes my lord?"
General: "I don't want to."
Officer: "Understood my lord."
Bet the other clans weren't expecting to be shellshocked world war 1 style
it's the hojo's favourite tactic, blow everything the fuck up until either they are all dead or they are too scared to even fight :D
when explosion based weapon is an option in japan warring time
the battle : well that was quick
*Laughs in gunpowder*
@@Pilps heh
“OH NO THERE ANOTHER EARTHQUAKE”
“No it’s just the Hojos”
heh heh heh
Every time the army swings their arms back and forth screaming, I just picture all of them saying "HOOPLA!" really loudly
That's hilarious aha
Fine work of art as always! Been playing with your modlist now and just finished a domination campaign with the Tokugawa. Such a good choice/combination of mods, love it!
Awesome, thank you! And glad you're enjoying the mods! :D
you deliver these edited montages of a certain nation in total war shogun 2 very quickly compared to other people.
Lockdown i have more spare time :)
Me, watching my favorite clan blow shit up: Oh, it's beautiful.
heh heh *laughs in fire rockets*
"Peacefully Occupy"
Excuse me but what part of Rocket Bombardment was peaceful??!
i mean.... it's peaceful when you take over the castle.... because there is no one left alive to rebel! :D
21:00 He should be holding a M202 FLASH.
His legs and arms should be made out of Fire Rockets!
12:10
Military Expert: "Camouflage is important for sneak attacks!"
Rokkaku: Laughs in purple pants
hey, the hojo aren't complaining, it just means easier target practice! :D