Random Holdfast: Nations at War Bullshittery (part 2)

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  • Опубликовано: 23 ноя 2024

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  • @saltamuertosturambar4050
    @saltamuertosturambar4050 Год назад +6652

    5:42 the fact they are dancing Ganjam Style gives you a hint on when SovietWomble planned to release the video

    • @Couram
      @Couram Год назад +375

      OOOOF XD

    • @metetural9140
      @metetural9140 Год назад +60

      ​@@stijngeluk8000🤓

    • @LasOrveloz
      @LasOrveloz Год назад +186

      @@stijngeluk8000 Well, they did say planned release, not recording date.

    • @akifaiman7388
      @akifaiman7388 Год назад +362

      How the hell he crammed 2012 and 2022 in the same video

    • @sopcannon
      @sopcannon Год назад +44

      standard womble

  • @anannoyedpanda
    @anannoyedpanda Год назад +12164

    "An Aussie, what's your sentence sir?"
    Dinklebean is a treasure this world is too pure for.

    • @lrrbloss
      @lrrbloss Год назад +36

      I'm mr 500 like

    • @DrewSavo
      @DrewSavo Год назад +439

      “Someone shoot that _bastard_ who thinks he’s a Dragonborn!”

    • @DrewSavo
      @DrewSavo Год назад +121

      6:59 just reached this ultimate level roast.

    • @Jorgensen99
      @Jorgensen99 Год назад +69

      Definitely, also with "coronavirus"
      He is really living into the era!

    • @MrDifsh
      @MrDifsh Год назад +10

      can you explain?

  • @talusneedsalife
    @talusneedsalife Год назад +3369

    The Scottish and the English in contact for about ten seconds and a brawl breaks out - this game is so lifelike!

    • @theblackbaron4119
      @theblackbaron4119 Год назад +135

      When art imitates reality. It's beautiful 😢

    • @Fighting_Fatigue_117
      @Fighting_Fatigue_117 11 месяцев назад +33

      Meanwhile there's me in the middle being half Scottish:

    • @konstantinosnikolakakis8125
      @konstantinosnikolakakis8125 10 месяцев назад +12

      @OneDayOrDayOne_117 You can’t win bud, sorry.

    • @ceu160193
      @ceu160193 10 месяцев назад +18

      @@konstantinosnikolakakis8125 No, but it will be rare case of Scottish and English beating same person.

    • @baverfjant
      @baverfjant 9 месяцев назад +28

      @@Fighting_Fatigue_117The English and Scots would stop fighting, point at you and yell
      "GET HIM"

  • @Kgosha
    @Kgosha Год назад +2605

    The reverse text at 2:40 is amazing. No one would have ever expected it, or complained if it wasn't done. Bravo, Womble.

    • @HAXMINATOR
      @HAXMINATOR Год назад +173

      I'm more impressed by the text at 6:19 being covered up by a flag and then blown away by a cannon ball

    • @Kgosha
      @Kgosha Год назад +52

      @@HAXMINATOR Man, I didn't even notice the flag cover the words, that's nuts.

    • @proxy1035
      @proxy1035 Год назад +57

      1:23 as well, text behind the flag.
      womble has too much free time

    • @burn_learnearn_welding7101
      @burn_learnearn_welding7101 Год назад +2

      Yall just ignoring the Canon ball taking out most of the words? Don't remember the time

    • @proxy1035
      @proxy1035 Год назад +6

      @@burn_learnearn_welding7101 isn't that literally what the first reply in this chain was talking about?

  • @CarlaDonola
    @CarlaDonola Год назад +10591

    "There's an Aussie. And what's your sentence, sir?"
    I love you, Dinkle. Please, don't you ever change.

    • @Dinklebean
      @Dinklebean Год назад +1201

      I will try! I’ve never been very good at being anyone else!

    • @danielv5822
      @danielv5822 Год назад +156

      @@Dinklebean Oh, what a character!

    • @LemSat87
      @LemSat87 Год назад +76

      @@Dinklebean a true legend :)

    • @thegeneralmitch
      @thegeneralmitch Год назад +201

      The correct answer: "Not rightly sure sir, never been able to form a full one myself." 😉

    • @omargerardolopez3294
      @omargerardolopez3294 Год назад +3

      Ime stamp please

  • @iaxacs3801
    @iaxacs3801 Год назад +1333

    Artillery is the greatest thing to be added to this game. The hilarity and terror of seeing the 5 people in line formation vaporizing into a fine mist is a sight

    • @Mis7erSeven
      @Mis7erSeven Год назад +94

      Come on, we know that it's merely for show.

    • @AH64Gunship
      @AH64Gunship Год назад +5

      ​@@Mis7erSevenfr

    • @seantaggart7382
      @seantaggart7382 Год назад +16

      ​@@Mis7erSeven*"FOR SHOW"*
      well that killed five people

    • @lordadorable1140
      @lordadorable1140 Год назад +2

      I’m guessing you don’t play with ragdolls

    • @iaxacs3801
      @iaxacs3801 Год назад +2

      @@lordadorable1140 I do I just hadn't seen anything with the power to launch a body like that since the Cursed Halo Blunderbuss

  • @HyakuSh1ki
    @HyakuSh1ki Год назад +3693

    Considering how many times those cannonballs almost hit him, I guess they really were just "for show", they just wanted to be in the video

  • @McPhilen
    @McPhilen Год назад +5081

    The "for show" on the cannon balls fuckin' killed me. I love it.

    • @scouseleemini1
      @scouseleemini1 Год назад +86

      They were actually very accurate too doing direct hits like that

    • @HessenUK
      @HessenUK Год назад +21

      MY IMMERSION

    • @error9305
      @error9305 Год назад +28

      It killed a lot linemen as well, HA

    • @Vadered99
      @Vadered99 Год назад +34

      Killed a lot of other people, too!

    • @scribblerstudios9895
      @scribblerstudios9895 Год назад +27

      Honestly expected the commander who said that to get hit like a second after

  • @scribesorcerer4967
    @scribesorcerer4967 Год назад +3878

    I love how genuinely invested she was in the simulation and poor Womble had to ruin it by reminding her that she was, in fact, playing with bellends.

    • @zyriantel9601
      @zyriantel9601 Год назад +218

      Well, she would’ve found out sooner or later anyhow

    • @Harey0407
      @Harey0407 Год назад +65

      @@zyriantel9601 Yeah he was ruining that surprise for her!

    • @MrMagamarc
      @MrMagamarc Год назад +6

      Soviet whens the next videoessay?

    • @elduquecaradura1468
      @elduquecaradura1468 Год назад +54

      Sadly we missed her reaction to seen a prussian infantry charge with Wagner's Valkirye Ride demanding penises

    • @panicfarm9874
      @panicfarm9874 Год назад

      Very transphobic

  • @kalamari3288
    @kalamari3288 Год назад +1596

    Editing the text at 6:19 to just get blown away by the cannonball was fantastic

    • @johnpark4650
      @johnpark4650 Год назад +16

      You can say that it's "mind blowing"
      I'll see myself out.

    • @Mygg_Jeager
      @Mygg_Jeager Год назад +13

      Bro, and he even mirrors his text every time he presses V to look behind him lmfao.

  • @madmanmania7171
    @madmanmania7171 Год назад +26511

    When you've come to realize that these Bullshitteries have always been modern incarnations of Monty Python

    • @Shitposting_IHMN
      @Shitposting_IHMN Год назад +429

      stealing 10y old jokes now are we

    • @HessenUK
      @HessenUK Год назад +661

      Why are there so many gentlemen from the colonies?

    • @manwiththeredface7821
      @manwiththeredface7821 Год назад +98

      This one needed a "cop out" ending.

    • @friendlyneighbor5345
      @friendlyneighbor5345 Год назад +1

      I don't really like the tone of your comment.
      🔫 * Shoots you in your own domicile *

    • @W4RD3NS_CREED
      @W4RD3NS_CREED Год назад +95

      @@Shitposting_IHMN simply reiterating them.

  • @DMphobia
    @DMphobia Год назад +1880

    2:30 For those curious, that's actually a bedroll, not a tire. A lot of the time, soldiers in professional armies during the early 18th century and onwards up until the mid-late 19th century didn't have the space in their issued rucksacks to store their bedrolls while on march, and would instead tie them together and wear them like a sash so they didn't have to carry them with their arms. This was mostly seen on the French troops of the 18th century. However, the British, Prussian, and Russian armies were shown to use that concept to some extent as well.

    • @christianzaval8646
      @christianzaval8646 Год назад +82

      Neat fact! Didn't think I'd learn anything too important, but RUclips comments always have information to spare

    • @chaosXP3RT
      @chaosXP3RT Год назад +72

      American soldiers did it too, although it was more common with Confederate soldiers, since they sometimes lacked proper rucksacks. The bedroll could be used to store some personal belongings

    • @ryan-ln2hx
      @ryan-ln2hx Год назад +27

      ​@@chaosXP3RTit was also extremely common during the Indian wars and during the war of 1812 with militia forces

    • @Mygg_Jeager
      @Mygg_Jeager Год назад +6

      I was getting SO FRUSTRATED that he didn't know that lol

    • @AnOldEnglishBloke
      @AnOldEnglishBloke Год назад

      No. It's a fucking tyre. Stop ruining everything with facts and knowledge.

  • @VoiceQuills
    @VoiceQuills Год назад +4462

    I love how every so often the most italian american man to every exist just hangs around in the background like the ghost of gabagool

  • @ethribin4188
    @ethribin4188 Год назад +4062

    The two guys shouting "no fuck you" at eachother has so much monty python Frenchman vibes. Its glorious.

    • @Eshanas
      @Eshanas Год назад +16

      I think it's from the scene in Session 9

    • @friendosymbiosis
      @friendosymbiosis Год назад +141

      They most likely got the idea from a comedy skit video called "Don't Talk to Strangers" by Max Forrest, from a decade ago.

    • @Dourkan
      @Dourkan Год назад +49

      @@friendosymbiosis HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT I DID LAST NIGHT??

    • @Ebola-Jones
      @Ebola-Jones Год назад +55

      Hey Ezekiel!

    • @immortaljanus
      @immortaljanus Год назад +22

      "I fart in your general direction."

  • @Minimeister317
    @Minimeister317 Год назад +1038

    ”You don’t think my voice would ruin the immersion a bit you know?”
    Last episode: *EY, I'M WALKING HERE!*

  • @vepp.animat
    @vepp.animat Год назад +3156

    The way Womble just goes „oh why not?“ before starting to quack at the end there is absolutely hilarious to me.

  • @Kettles_From_Kraunia
    @Kettles_From_Kraunia Год назад +750

    2:30 if anybody is still wondering, that is a blanket roll. Basically an improvised backpack.

    • @louisavondart9178
      @louisavondart9178 Год назад +27

      or a raincoat or great coat folded up in a special way. Russians still did that in WW2.

    • @Kettles_From_Kraunia
      @Kettles_From_Kraunia Год назад +9

      @@louisavondart9178 yup, effectively used the same regardless. During American Civil War they were sometimes Gum Blankets or Ponchos.

    • @rustler08
      @rustler08 Год назад +1

      No, it's attire

    • @-Invero-
      @-Invero- Год назад +5

      It also provide limited protection against sabre cuts on the torso iirc

    • @whatareyoudoingyouidiot342
      @whatareyoudoingyouidiot342 Год назад

      @@rustler08 Ugh, take your thumbs-up and GET OUT

  • @tomasn2919
    @tomasn2919 Год назад +1166

    "I studied the terrain"
    "It's sand"
    "If it's a windy day we're buggered"

    • @kishascape
      @kishascape 5 месяцев назад

      Who is that leader guy? Does he have a youtube compilation as well? I need more of him

    • @WingMaster562
      @WingMaster562 5 месяцев назад +2

      Dinklebean ​@@kishascape

    • @PuppetierMaster
      @PuppetierMaster 5 месяцев назад +2

      I always chuckled at that line

  • @myfavoritemusic2428
    @myfavoritemusic2428 Год назад +3182

    ”You don’t think my voice would ruin the immersion a bit you know?”
    Womble: *cuts to people yelling penis at each other and playing Rossini through a soundboard* ”I don’t think you quite understand this game”
    yep it’s official, this is in the top 5 of my personal favorite bullshittery-episodes ever.

    • @WAVE0025
      @WAVE0025 Год назад +89

      With a crackhead player base, there was no immersion to ruin to begin with

    • @matthewmac5787
      @matthewmac5787 Год назад +20

      Isn't that William tell overture final?

    • @myfavoritemusic2428
      @myfavoritemusic2428 Год назад +5

      @@matthewmac5787 i thought that it was Can Can from Orpheus in the Underworld but i could be wrong

    • @Mygg_Jeager
      @Mygg_Jeager Год назад

      Lol

    • @Mygg_Jeager
      @Mygg_Jeager Год назад +9

      ​@@WAVE0025that's THE BEST part about these games

  • @svahn1
    @svahn1 Год назад +804

    I'm always so impressed with the subtitle work in the bullshittery videos. I somehow manage to forget just how good it is between every upload so I'm blown away again each time.

    • @waldolemmer
      @waldolemmer Год назад +15

      Also the counting of the French and British soldiers and their deaths, plus the people singing Happy Birthday

    • @TheAnakinn
      @TheAnakinn Год назад +4

      that's because there's like 3 videos a year xD

    • @awkwardcapgun6131
      @awkwardcapgun6131 Год назад +5

      I thought this as well when I noticed that the heads and guns of the soldiers were moving behind AND IN FRONT of the text, serious layering work, very high quality

    • @NerdyCatCoffeeee
      @NerdyCatCoffeeee Год назад +1

      Well he uploads* every 8 years, so i guess it's not that hard afterall

    • @waldolemmer
      @waldolemmer Год назад

      @@NerdyCatCoffeeee Where's the footnote?

  • @strongerthanever2039
    @strongerthanever2039 Год назад +654

    4:01 The irony of somone nicknamed "social" hiding on a tree to avoid contact with other people is hillarious

    • @FireWyvern870
      @FireWyvern870 Год назад +27

      ZF anti-social

    • @thesmm2311
      @thesmm2311 6 месяцев назад +5

      He was doing Vietcong tactics

    • @laurakastrup
      @laurakastrup Месяц назад

      @@thesmm2311it’s the wrong game though 😂, he was getting drunk on Whiskey while commanding American units as far as I remember

  • @heramaaroricon4738
    @heramaaroricon4738 Год назад +423

    5:29 I am actually surprised they made the cannon balls bounce accurately.

    • @Bungoooo
      @Bungoooo Год назад

      ur balls bounce accurately

    • @jeremywerner9489
      @jeremywerner9489 Год назад +71

      Artillery's interesting in that game, from what I've watched via streams. A skilled artillery team can rip big holes in enemy lines and tip the balance single-handedly. I've seen a rocket hit take out like 15 guys at once because they were all clumped and the rocket landed right in the middle.

    • @Yay295
      @Yay295 Год назад +50

      @@jeremywerner9489 "spacing"

    • @sirisvelcross7130
      @sirisvelcross7130 Год назад +11

      Reminded me of that one scene from The Patriot

    • @brothercoconut6599
      @brothercoconut6599 Год назад

      @@jeremywerner9489 f

  • @expwosive
    @expwosive Год назад +839

    It's been 84 years I hope Lulu is doing well!

    • @louisrobitaille5810
      @louisrobitaille5810 Год назад +37

      84? You mean 200? Soviet said this was the Napoleonic wars, which ended in 1815 🧐.

    • @lkotro21
      @lkotro21 Год назад

      Still got 8 nipples.

    • @TheEscapistDreamer
      @TheEscapistDreamer Год назад +2

      ​@@louisrobitaille5810you haven't seen Titanic, I gather

    • @lkotro21
      @lkotro21 Год назад +1

      @OURO8ORUO But before that he releases Sons of the Forest video.

    • @debjoy12
      @debjoy12 Год назад +1

      she can still smell the fresh paint!

  • @Chewberto
    @Chewberto Год назад +4544

    For those wondering, this is, without exaggeration, what a normal game of Holdfast looks like.
    I’ll never forget the time my allies and I stormed a church filled with enemies. As we began to clear each area, I heard an Italian-American voice yell, “hey! I’m repentin’ here!” before a gunshot sounded out and a refined British voice replied, “repent harder.”
    Legitimately had to stop to get my laughter out after that.

  • @mckay7965
    @mckay7965 Год назад +1038

    Not sure if anyone mentioned this, but your text edits are amazing. The cannonball being "for show" so we can actually see it, your words flipping backwards when you turn the camera around, that is some quality stuff.

    • @KanuckStreams
      @KanuckStreams Год назад +63

      The utterly spectacular editing is a huge reason they take so long to release. It's like hand-crafting a Fabergé Egg.

    • @brownhues
      @brownhues Год назад +30

      Womble knows his editing is half of what makes his videos so funny.

    • @andrewli8900
      @andrewli8900 Год назад +29

      "Not sure if anyone mentioned this, but the thing you're known for, you are great at it."

    • @a_san_t
      @a_san_t Год назад +17

      There's even video essay dedicated to why Soviet womble text edit is god tier I believe. So yeah, don't worry mate it's very much appreciated and didn't go unnoticed 😊

  • @charlessaint7926
    @charlessaint7926 Год назад +294

    The soldier is wearing a blanket roll around his body. It's his blanket covered by a water-resistant ground cloth, either made from rubber or a tarred piece of canvas, to protect it from rain. Rolled up inside the blanket are extra belongings, like socks and shirts. Stuff that wouldn't fit in his haversack.

    • @pizza-for-mountains
      @pizza-for-mountains Год назад +29

      so he's wearing a tyre

    • @saber2802
      @saber2802 Год назад +24

      So meaning after a huge battle, the victor gets to loot him for all kinds of treasure he may need?

    • @kikiatmosudirdjo5453
      @kikiatmosudirdjo5453 Год назад +13

      So he is a lootbug? Rock and stone!

    • @MrDancyPantsTV
      @MrDancyPantsTV Год назад +3

      Pretty sure he was just... tired.

    • @sqlevolicious
      @sqlevolicious Год назад +3

      NEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRD!!!!!!!! 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

  • @silentsmelancholy
    @silentsmelancholy Год назад +530

    10:38 is quite possibly the only thing so far in the entire year to make me laugh uncontrollably. The pure randomness of the soldiers floating the air, as two scottish people charge in with a bayonet; and Kenneth screaming while his character just stands motionless, completely contrasting the player and the character, is just comedy gold.

    • @zenex5350
      @zenex5350 Год назад +17

      Isn’t he the one who talks like an funny Boston guy in his other Holdfast vid?

    • @silentsmelancholy
      @silentsmelancholy Год назад +4

      @@zenex5350 yes.

    • @The_whales
      @The_whales Год назад +4

      Just imagining to fix a bayonet, to charge one guy but hit another dude

  • @janstraka8674
    @janstraka8674 Год назад +403

    I love how the ending at 11:35 is perfect encapsulation of this game became what it is. One person going haywire and yelling bullshit and the other going: "Eh sure why not, Quack!"

    • @dr.altoclef9255
      @dr.altoclef9255 4 месяца назад +1

      It’s the human condition, really.
      Someone acts like a bellend and we all go “hmm…ya ok. Why not-“

  • @azurebalmung4520
    @azurebalmung4520 Год назад +161

    I love the idea that a "Nations at War" game spelled it "Britian", which makes it seem less like a typo and more like they're avoiding some absurdly-imagined copyright issue.

  • @Caspin_1
    @Caspin_1 Год назад +383

    It has been 11 months since the last bullshittery, was it worth the wait? Yes, yes it was.

  • @runek100
    @runek100 Год назад +740

    And when we needed him most, he appeared.

    • @Georgeshawwaiancousin
      @Georgeshawwaiancousin Год назад +17

      took him long enough to do it though

    • @seyrow6748
      @seyrow6748 Год назад +1

      ​@@Georgeshawwaiancousinthen it means we didn't need him enough

    • @colourarch9104
      @colourarch9104 Год назад +2

      Well he did say in one of the Arma Bullshitteries that it’s easy making a video which takes about 2 days, the rest of the days that’s he is gone he just goes and do wanking sessions.

    • @unknowntheviewer3449
      @unknowntheviewer3449 Год назад

      2 months for a new Womble video isnt that long

    • @ertrider
      @ertrider Год назад +5

      @@unknowntheviewer3449 it's been almost a year since his latest bullshittery dude.

  • @cereskerrigan
    @cereskerrigan Год назад +320

    Your dedication to subtitles has not gone unnoticed Womble. Keep it going lad.

  • @Misshonkster
    @Misshonkster Год назад +167

    The English & Scots brawling it down out of nowhere is probably the most immersive moment I've seen in video games in 15 years.

  • @rebinald2964
    @rebinald2964 Год назад +382

    For anyone wondering, Womble manually tracked a real cannonball with a gopro, slowed the footage down, and added it in at 6:19 because the in game cannonball went by too quickly.

    • @oriontigley5089
      @oriontigley5089 Год назад +56

      "Manually"?
      The fuck did he do, gently cup a cannonball as it went by?

    • @fakename287
      @fakename287 Год назад +68

      He means frame by frame instead of having some software do it, you knob

    • @oriontigley5089
      @oriontigley5089 Год назад

      @@fakename287 I know that, you just missed the joke, wanker

    • @sKadazhnief
      @sKadazhnief Год назад

      both of these people are idiots, manually means "by hand" so he recorded it *by hand* instead of cropping some internet sourced cannonball

    • @michaeltamke8542
      @michaeltamke8542 Год назад +30

      I find that statement of Wombles deeds absolutely believable, not only because he puts in so much unseen effort, but also because I think he would be crazy enough to do so with a real cannon^^

  • @Dinklebean
    @Dinklebean Год назад +456

    I standby my “merely for show” comment and anything else shall be considered French propaganda.
    Carry on, gentlemen. Or what’s left of you.

    • @ExponentialCircle
      @ExponentialCircle Год назад +19

      Weren't you French at the time?

    • @Solais1019
      @Solais1019 Год назад +43

      ​@@ExponentialCirclein the words of Dinkle, "Shut up!"

    • @LoutreDuBengale
      @LoutreDuBengale Год назад +7

      Sir, I must say, your french accent was on point.
      And you make those videos amazing.

    • @MechaWolf0
      @MechaWolf0 7 месяцев назад

      Says the man who got his entire line wiped out because he was a blind idiot and didn't pay attention to incoming artillery.

  • @mclste
    @mclste Год назад +66

    6:50 pretty much sums up the entirety of the Scottish and English relations in history

  • @dracuIove
    @dracuIove Год назад +409

    i just rewatched the first part for the 500th time and you drop this out of nowhere. i love you

    • @sopcannon
      @sopcannon Год назад

      by the time he sees this you both will be dead from old age

  • @mrhatty0514
    @mrhatty0514 Год назад +151

    For being merely for show, that was one of the best "famous last word" montage bits I've seen in a while.

  • @souvikrc4499
    @souvikrc4499 Год назад +94

    9:25 - Famous last words spoken by a British soldier before being shot and killed by a Prussian soldier

  • @xEternalTofu
    @xEternalTofu Год назад +494

    Thank the heavens he is back. It's always a good day when Soviet uploads

    • @tntkit
      @tntkit Год назад +7

      The likes compared to time comment uploaded really shows how many people also anticipated his uploads

    • @joer9323
      @joer9323 Год назад +2

      I've missed these so much!

    • @MrTobyVee
      @MrTobyVee Год назад +2

      Truly

    • @HessenUK
      @HessenUK Год назад +2

      I appreciate that the original bullshitteries are still incredibly watchable too.

  • @erikwilliam1254
    @erikwilliam1254 Год назад +194

    4:16 Dinkles bit with the giggles was both weird and hilarious at the same time.

    • @Dinklebean
      @Dinklebean Год назад +18

      I’d been a good boy!

  • @vonknee
    @vonknee Год назад +255

    just seeing them get pelted with “for show” cannonballs has made my day 😂

    • @Master10k2
      @Master10k2 Год назад +12

      Same. All whilst demonstrating the true terror of early artillery against Line formation.

  • @brettmacaulay397
    @brettmacaulay397 Год назад +183

    That cannonball going through the text was a thing of beauty 😆

  • @patches4170
    @patches4170 Год назад +96

    0:27 Im so happy the CO still congratulated him on his kill despite not knowing what he was on about

  • @Fangthevampiretwink
    @Fangthevampiretwink Год назад +334

    The part at 6:02 had me on the floor
    "If we kill the French we get peanut butter"

  • @kitcartii
    @kitcartii Год назад +498

    Soviet is the only guy to get half a million views in under 24 hours after not uploading for the longest time and I respect that 😂 cause he doesn’t post BS after an absence

    • @DasDieDerErik
      @DasDieDerErik Год назад +10

      Not the only guy, Michael Reeves and Casually Explained pull equal numbers of views with just as little uploads

    • @clown5911
      @clown5911 Год назад +42

      But he literally posted BS. Its right there in the title.

    • @kitcartii
      @kitcartii Год назад +1

      @@keshihead85 deadass just realized that 😂😂😭

    • @kitcartii
      @kitcartii Год назад

      @@clown5911 😂😂😂

  • @vuulgen4676
    @vuulgen4676 Год назад +198

    11:22 I’m worried that I’ll ruin the immersion, ZF* hold my beer

    • @mulrich
      @mulrich Год назад +25

      That's not ZF. That's just "Holdfast".

    • @tehtayziez
      @tehtayziez Год назад +22

      The immersion in any of these games lasts all of five seconds when it comes in contact with any players. Always makes me laugh when people complain about immersion getting ruined in things like Mordhau too.

    • @WalterKay
      @WalterKay Год назад +4

      The immersion:
      QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK

  • @Xx_Tuberculosis_xX
    @Xx_Tuberculosis_xX Год назад +128

    7:59 it’s nice to see British people still have a little Monty Python in them for shit like this

  • @baronvonnoodles9072
    @baronvonnoodles9072 Год назад +190

    Hands down best UK history lesson.

  • @Enkrod
    @Enkrod Год назад +98

    The ending is just THE best example of "If you can't beat 'em, join 'em"
    Quack

  • @1nvsibleMan
    @1nvsibleMan Год назад +25

    6:18 so satisfying how the letters get blown away by the artillery. Nice touch.

  • @Jordan-or8wu
    @Jordan-or8wu Год назад +109

    I love when you're watching other youtubers/streamers and you just hear womble talking in the distance and you're like "is that sovietwomble"?😂

  • @srpankeke6519
    @srpankeke6519 Год назад +63

    11:22 I just think this is such a strangely sweet moment

  • @John.McMillan
    @John.McMillan Год назад +53

    It took 4 years but we finally got part 2 of this greatness

  • @LordSpink
    @LordSpink Год назад +17

    Just wanted to say a little thank you🙏. Your captioned videos inspired me years ago & allowed me to comfortably transition from informational tips & tricks videos, to making funny videos. Even though I don't do YT anymore, it was a massive help to my channel & my life at the time. I was very basic, but still burned myself out after a while trying to make 10+min captioned videos every couple days though😅. I can't imagine how long it takes at the level of your captions. This old padawan wouldn't have gotten as far as I did without your inspiration & lessons, you're a master, thank you.

  • @jankomericki2966
    @jankomericki2966 Год назад +99

    I have been having a really tough time lately. A new Soviet Womble video is JUST WHAT I NEED.

    • @HessenUK
      @HessenUK Год назад +6

      You’ll be alright, this too will pass.

    • @Strongbeef_Hoofstomp
      @Strongbeef_Hoofstomp Год назад +5

      Stay strong friend!

    • @stormdoesgaming8919
      @stormdoesgaming8919 Год назад +6

      Well, hope things start to look up for you mate! As cliche as it sounds, just keep your chin up and stay strong -- that's the best thing you can do, believe me. Best of luck to you, and I do hope you feel better soon!

  • @ThatLampTho
    @ThatLampTho Год назад +41

    From the history lesson to soundproof plans and all the chaos, the Napoleonic war sure was a time to remember

  • @blueneo8950
    @blueneo8950 Год назад +106

    I held my breath so long for a Soviet upload. Thank God he has posted

  • @DragonKingCosmos
    @DragonKingCosmos Год назад +74

    6:08 "if we kill the french we get peanut butter" fucking sent me

  • @brennanrobert318
    @brennanrobert318 Год назад +41

    The "for show" cannon balls had me straight up giggling, I could not hold it together.

  • @oltionshllaku
    @oltionshllaku Год назад +101

    "Oh there's an Aussie, oohh" you can already tell the video will be great

    • @kitsuneluey7824
      @kitsuneluey7824 Год назад +16

      and then the other historical reference when he asked "what is your sentence sir?"

    • @oltionshllaku
      @oltionshllaku Год назад +1

      ​@kitsuneluey7824 *chef's kiss*

    • @johnathanedwards9054
      @johnathanedwards9054 Год назад

      ​@@kitsuneluey7824For most of them, it was debt owed to the government.

  • @russianhorde
    @russianhorde Год назад +10

    For those wondering along around 2:35, the tire around the soldier is actually a rolled up blanket. It was common for soldiers and militia to wear it like that in the 1800s. Soldiers usually wouldn’t carry all their camp equipment into battle, but many would bring their blankets and could easily tie it around themselves with a bit of twine.

  • @the_ragingviking
    @the_ragingviking Год назад +37

    4:27 - 5:49
    The whole cannonball section of this video had me sobbing from laughing far too hard for far too long. That little "The Patriot" moment there at 5:28 made me physically flinch.
    Got to put together more videos like this. Absolutely fantastic.

  • @npelolli
    @npelolli Год назад +124

    Sovietwomble finally returned from war and was able to record everything

  • @Ayanovah
    @Ayanovah Год назад +66

    Man, the happy birthday scene was just wholesome

  • @loyalbaratheon
    @loyalbaratheon Год назад +86

    6:13 absolutely sent me to a laughing fit with tears

  • @wifishark8
    @wifishark8 Год назад +80

    I loved the "It's merely for show" montage. That was the funniest part of the video

  • @aarondelacruz8108
    @aarondelacruz8108 Год назад +422

    Watching you is like watching a Monty Python movie I swear lmao 🤣

    • @Kajichuu
      @Kajichuu Год назад +1

      I was gonna say this feels like a fucking skit they'd do. xD

  • @HudsonWalker-l5u
    @HudsonWalker-l5u Год назад +23

    6:13 absolutely sent me to a laughing fit with tears. Hands down best UK history lesson..

  • @XxAgenteJaviexX
    @XxAgenteJaviexX Год назад +234

    mf takes a whole year to upload a video in 720p, and this is still one of the best channels I have ever seen. If this doesn't prove that we are in a simulation, I don't know what will.

    • @riskihairi8670
      @riskihairi8670 Год назад +9

      Whole year is for video essay right ?

    • @jeremywerner9489
      @jeremywerner9489 Год назад +23

      @@riskihairi8670 That three hour video essay took about 7 months for him to complete.

    • @riskihairi8670
      @riskihairi8670 Год назад +3

      @@jeremywerner9489 well, quality takes time

    • @enzotansingco2199
      @enzotansingco2199 Год назад +1

      It's crazy, despite the inconsistency of upload, they are still worth the wait when they do get released

  • @jimmalarke
    @jimmalarke Год назад +10

    4:55 Nice detail that the drum sounded like it broke apart when the Drummer was hit by the "For Show" cannonball!

  • @citizen-7xl5
    @citizen-7xl5 Год назад +58

    6:34 an accurate representation of whenever my family has a get together, I don’t know why we keep doing them.

    • @fulcrum2951
      @fulcrum2951 Год назад

      Family from different parts of the UK?

  • @zeno1122
    @zeno1122 Год назад +82

    For ten thousand years I have awaited the return! Great video as always!

  • @smccall817
    @smccall817 Год назад +42

    When womble uploads it’s like blowing the dust of a rare valuable treasure you discovered. Glad to see another gem posted !

    • @emergcon
      @emergcon Год назад

      Don't call the Catholic priest that

    • @Xboxzilla
      @Xboxzilla Год назад

      @@emergcon OOF

  • @---bs5zk
    @---bs5zk Год назад +18

    It is so wholesome, when the most of the server sing "happy birthday" to Haybales. Also happy birthday Haybales🎉

  • @SirPembertonS.Crevalius
    @SirPembertonS.Crevalius Год назад +161

    6:00 The speshal units of the British empire, bobbing the heads in synchrony like the elite and well trained soldiers they are.
    Also voice chat in any video game that's intended to be taken seriously will ALWAYS backfire in the most glorious fashion and Holdfast: Nations demonstrates this perfectly xD

    • @storm5373
      @storm5373 Год назад +19

      What "British empire" are you talking about, its definitely Britian empire

    • @pizza-for-mountains
      @pizza-for-mountains Год назад +3

      Undisciplined soldiers goof off with chaotic natures
      The elite forces of the Britiash Armery goof off with extraordinary coordination and finesse

  • @Fantasia-em5rs
    @Fantasia-em5rs Год назад +37

    You can tell how long it took Soviet to edit this since Gangnam Style is still in fashion

  • @CadetRedShirt
    @CadetRedShirt Год назад +8

    I have always freaking loved your text edits, this one just elevated it so beautifully

  • @swrudy
    @swrudy Год назад +26

    1:02 is how each English county talks with one another on a day to day basis.

  • @ROM_ror2
    @ROM_ror2 Год назад +13

    At 4:45 i was fully expecting him to get massacared when he said "for show"

  • @hippokrampus2838
    @hippokrampus2838 Год назад +17

    I love how everybody quacking sounded at least vaguely like a duck but then Womble joins in sounding distinctly British.

  • @theruintheruin337
    @theruintheruin337 Год назад +39

    You know its a good year when Womble uploads.

    • @Zasha-uq5uo
      @Zasha-uq5uo Год назад

      i read womble in your comment as both rumble and zombie lol

  • @yassamineminou1380
    @yassamineminou1380 Год назад +19

    and he says he doesn't know why it was taking long, that is some crazy editing dude, amazing quality as always

  • @alexns
    @alexns Год назад +45

    The English and the Scottish going at it had me dying.

  • @GiraffeFeatures
    @GiraffeFeatures Год назад +15

    "and what's your sentence sir?" to the Aussie, 20 seconds in and I know it's going to be a banger.

  • @AcIDVayEX
    @AcIDVayEX Год назад +7

    At 6:20: did that cannonball (for show) really crushed the text? I am in awe! Never get disappointed and the wait is worth. Thank you SovietWomble.

  • @The_whales
    @The_whales Год назад +24

    The reaction of both Womble and officer for killing the coronavirus is accurate for the time period

  • @aanrrat1354
    @aanrrat1354 Год назад +42

    Thinking about how many hours Womble probably wasted listening to the audio clip right at the start over and over again for the subtitles.

  • @anwarnaveedali4412
    @anwarnaveedali4412 Год назад +8

    "If it's a windy day we're buggered"
    Amazing in-depth tactical analysis of the terrain

  • @Iris_n_Parti
    @Iris_n_Parti Год назад +2

    2:28 for anyone wondering, that "tire" Womble is referring to is actually just a rolled-up blanket. Most armies would usually wrap this around their backpacks, if they had any. In this case, the guy is playing as a Prussian Militiaman which are Soldiers raised during wartime to bolster the numbers of the Professional Army which may result in budget cuts such as cheaper equipment or not supplying the full uniform at all.

  • @NirvashTypeTHEANGEL
    @NirvashTypeTHEANGEL Год назад +23

    "Merely for show...." Such amazing last words. Love ya Womble!

  • @b33thr33kay
    @b33thr33kay Год назад +26

    My brightest congratulations to the recorder player. That eulogy was so moving.

  • @BlastAction
    @BlastAction Год назад +3

    That "tire" is a bedroll.
    Basically a thick blanket that a soldier slept on the ground with. They carried it by rolling it up and wrapped around themselves, tying the ends of the roll together.

  • @timhardy1956
    @timhardy1956 Год назад +10

    Brilliant Womble, just brilliant. You have summed up holdfast, & Dinkle so well.

  • @johnathanedwards9054
    @johnathanedwards9054 Год назад +218

    Dinklebean: "It's an aquired taste, like caviar or saurkraut"
    Womble: "Or your company"
    Womble! There was no need to kill him that hard! 😂

    • @Dinklebean
      @Dinklebean Год назад +32

      💀

    • @johnathanedwards9054
      @johnathanedwards9054 Год назад +14

      ​@@Dinklebean Of all the people to reply to me, I wasn't expecting you Dinklebean.

  • @davidavila9062
    @davidavila9062 Год назад +5

    These subtitles are amazing!They are so creative and fun!

  • @tyvadi
    @tyvadi Год назад +8

    4:34 The proper use for artillery in this era. It doesn’t kill efficiently, but it scares the shit out of the enemy.

  • @ChrisDanceMusic
    @ChrisDanceMusic Год назад +36

    Ive never seen just a normal game of this. Its full of loonies, i love it

    • @chrisc1140
      @chrisc1140 Год назад +6

      I've seen "properly" done games of this. It kinda sucked.
      It included me being killed by an admin because I joined the wrong unit's line. The reason I joined their line? Because the ENTIRETY OF MINE was dead

    • @ryan-ln2hx
      @ryan-ln2hx Год назад

      Even the public lobbies are chaotic

  • @theDirtMan69420
    @theDirtMan69420 Год назад +11

    Lmao the French "Zat waz zum good shooting, brooza" as you flew over line 5 KILLED me

  • @legxcii4778
    @legxcii4778 Год назад +40

    I'm trying to associate his voice with his face. I'm still processing that face

    • @autistedinternet8089
      @autistedinternet8089 Год назад +3

      He showed his face??

    • @fictitiousforce9048
      @fictitiousforce9048 Год назад +15

      @@autistedinternet8089end of the forest video he posted directly before this video

    • @autistedinternet8089
      @autistedinternet8089 Год назад +1

      @@fictitiousforce9048 oh! I haven't checked this one, thx for the info

    • @korganrocks3995
      @korganrocks3995 Год назад +3

      @@fictitiousforce9048 I didn't watch that video because I want to avoid spoilers for the game, guess I've got another reason to avoid it now! I'm still trying to process SMii7Y's voice and face since I saw him on a podcast a few months ago...😄

    • @alphalightning00frost67
      @alphalightning00frost67 Год назад

      Same