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  • Опубликовано: 27 сен 2024
  • Livestream highlights from various games of Mordhau
    All ZF Twitch channels - / zfclan
    My personal one - / sovietwomble
    Sources:
    0:10 - Icons by / bewbewdingo

Комментарии • 8 тыс.

  • @keagansmith7024
    @keagansmith7024 4 года назад +5089

    This is basically the "Monty Python and The Holy Grail" outtakes

    • @Kytti-not-kitty
      @Kytti-not-kitty 4 года назад +29

      Underrated comment! Love this

    • @ThatGuyDio
      @ThatGuyDio 4 года назад +48

      If Monty python had present graphics

    • @a1exmills499
      @a1exmills499 4 года назад +1

      OOOOooOOOoOOOOO

    • @petyavasechkin6446
      @petyavasechkin6446 4 года назад +10

      Nope, if you can't do the Black Knight thing in this game.

    • @andersmcnally3988
      @andersmcnally3988 4 года назад +31

      @@petyavasechkin6446 2:52 "tis but a flesh wound!"

  • @blakeallen3573
    @blakeallen3573 4 года назад +3744

    "Chinny heads up. Good catch well done." "We are losing the stable. Aye its unstable." Man i've missed this

    • @TheIfifi
      @TheIfifi 4 года назад +51

      Best one was the monk's asshole.
      "What's it like?"
      "Its Hole-y"

    • @The-pn9ny
      @The-pn9ny 4 года назад +9

      TheIfifi n evil

  • @dmj271095
    @dmj271095 3 года назад +4782

    "Theres a banana having a rave behind you"
    I don't know what I love more. That he acutally looked, or that it was actually true!

    • @aSipOfHemlocktea
      @aSipOfHemlocktea 3 года назад +257

      That's the problem with cyanide you never know if he's playing a joke on you or telling the truth

    • @TheBluePhoenix008
      @TheBluePhoenix008 2 года назад +36

      @@aSipOfHemlocktea he's the real liability

    • @theheneral2318
      @theheneral2318 2 года назад +22

      @@aSipOfHemlocktea I actually spat my drink when the banana was real

    • @ExposingOreo
      @ExposingOreo 2 года назад +8

      Same situation in PUBG when Cy told Womble that there was no fall damage

    • @theheneral2318
      @theheneral2318 2 года назад +2

      @@ExposingOreo in the current pubg has fall damage been implemented?

  • @LilyTheMuggle
    @LilyTheMuggle 4 года назад +3542

    **arm falls off**
    “‘‘Tis but a scratch.”

    • @peterclarke7240
      @peterclarke7240 4 года назад +66

      Look you stupid bastard, your arm's off!

    • @lemurgamer5127
      @lemurgamer5127 4 года назад +67

      Just a flesh wound

    • @dr.bright6272
      @dr.bright6272 4 года назад +55

      *loses all limbs* alright, we'll call it a draw

    • @hjonkamgoose5712
      @hjonkamgoose5712 4 года назад +17

      Immediately after that Soviet gets stabbed in the head and survived

    • @shaytan7125
      @shaytan7125 4 года назад +9

      you have been disARMed

  • @assideo
    @assideo 4 года назад +2490

    “we’re losing the stable”
    “it’s unstable”
    the best line in this video

    • @despgamer
      @despgamer 4 года назад +51

      Ignoring the Holey joke, are we?

    • @jadeustibedes8022
      @jadeustibedes8022 4 года назад +3

      @@despgamer that was bad

    • @Kasiarzynka
      @Kasiarzynka 4 года назад +12

      Also
      "Who's the lad with a wacky accent?" "Which one of you has a wacky accent?"
      "If you said 'sounded like a bellend' it would have been you, Chinny."
      "Hey, I fucking embrace it, ok?"
      "You embrace the bellend?"
      They are both equally great imo

  • @philtkaswahl2124
    @philtkaswahl2124 4 года назад +3378

    Objective: Kill peasants.
    ZF Clan: "We're finally home, boys!"

    • @kamikaze4172
      @kamikaze4172 4 года назад +95

      That could've not been the objective, and ZF would gladly do it anyway

    • @elongated_musket6353
      @elongated_musket6353 4 года назад +77

      Its not a warcrime if the Geneva Convention wasnt a thing yet

    • @alvianekka80
      @alvianekka80 4 года назад +34

      It's an acceptable casualty.

    • @kamikaze4172
      @kamikaze4172 4 года назад +21

      @@alvianekka80 Ah yes, Cyanide's term for civilians

    • @nathanzimmer859
      @nathanzimmer859 4 года назад +1

      Phil T Kaswahl I wonder what happens when they go into custom servers

  • @blindpasspirates158
    @blindpasspirates158 4 года назад +1579

    That last duel when you ducked cyanides swing and then decked him. Mate that was pretty fucking awesome.

    • @taintedmyth0s636
      @taintedmyth0s636 4 года назад +87

      Honestly boxing in this game is super cool! There's a surprising number of different swing variations and combined with footwork and tilting your character, the combat system works pretty well as a boxing game.

    • @jameshenderson4094
      @jameshenderson4094 4 года назад +54

      @@taintedmyth0s636 imagine inplimenting well made hand to hand combat code into a first person shooter like cod or halo?? Like plasma sword duels could be epic

    • @LastDragoon-wi7zo
      @LastDragoon-wi7zo 4 года назад +30

      James Henderson
      You’re right that does sound really awesome, but how often do you think that would be used? From my experience CoD players are “shoot first and then MAYBE throw a grenade” and Halo players tend to not be much different, I mean you can always have dedicated servers and game modes but in game franchises that are known for their gunplay I feel like the melee-dueling would be one of those overlooked features that only ever gets used for meming

    • @mrman5566
      @mrman5566 4 года назад +2

      @@LastDragoon-wi7zo Go outside you fucking troglodytes

    • @RearrangingReality
      @RearrangingReality 4 года назад +30

      @@mrman5566 There's disease out in the streets, mum said we must stay inside.

  • @WWatson99
    @WWatson99 2 года назад +164

    "Knight on the town" has to be the most underrated joke Soviet has ever said.

  • @vincentmarcellino7183
    @vincentmarcellino7183 4 года назад +2307

    *Sees arms removed and guys still fighting*
    "Your arm's off!"
    "No it isn't!"
    "Yes it is! Look!"
    "It's just a flesh wound!"

    • @ScorpionStrike7
      @ScorpionStrike7 4 года назад +51

      “IM INVINCIBLE!”

    • @mikazukiaugus2571
      @mikazukiaugus2571 4 года назад +92

      "Tis' but a scratch"

    • @falminus6149
      @falminus6149 4 года назад +38

      thats actually how that perk is called in the game "fleshwound". there are a lot of monty python references

    • @Sp00kq
      @Sp00kq 4 года назад +6

      Tis but a scratch

    • @procrasti86
      @procrasti86 4 года назад +12

      yeah I'm surprised nobody made that joke. or any other references to the grail

  • @nathansong9898
    @nathansong9898 4 года назад +2795

    One ZF Member: Lean, mean, killing machine
    ZF Clan: Somehow destroys own castle

    • @peeweeweepee6024
      @peeweeweepee6024 4 года назад +62

      ZF in a nutshell

    • @darkriku12
      @darkriku12 4 года назад +122

      Individual persons can be smart, but people together are idiots

    • @chrisconde7535
      @chrisconde7535 4 года назад +155

      ​@@darkriku12 ZF alone, strong. ZF together, weak.

    • @bionicdragon5
      @bionicdragon5 4 года назад +57

      They're like the exact opposite of an alien hivemind.

    • @febriosidauruk1586
      @febriosidauruk1586 4 года назад +60

      Others: Apes together strong
      ZF clan: Apes together, disasters, not a good idea

  • @ZacharyReaper
    @ZacharyReaper 4 года назад +1984

    1:07 I love how both Chinny and Poro swing in unison at Womble without saying a single word

    • @cypresswillow2591
      @cypresswillow2591 4 года назад +38

      Zachary Reaper : they saw Soviet walked in and was like.....ayyyyye toy

    • @weebslime
      @weebslime 4 года назад +77

      Distrupting an honorable duel, of course both will be angry

    • @thetexan1011
      @thetexan1011 4 года назад +5

      Womble needs to use the
      "doge this " command.

    • @klutz3955
      @klutz3955 4 года назад +11

      not a frame too late or too early, it was fucking marvelous

    • @RandomGuyToAnother
      @RandomGuyToAnother 2 года назад +9

      Both swinged at the center
      Both side stepped a little
      and then both literally walked up to him as both swords are going after womble
      Perfection

  • @deznuey1327
    @deznuey1327 4 года назад +1530

    Is no one gonna appreciate the fact that soviet doesn't do animated intros, outros and thumbnail?
    Just go straight to the video and ends with funny and amazing scene.

    • @pokejust7045
      @pokejust7045 4 года назад +72

      He dosnt even ask for sub/liking the video which is comon thing among ytbers with this amount of subs

    • @nohzatino9629
      @nohzatino9629 4 года назад +23

      Yeah intros and outros are so unnecessary, just a waste of time.

    • @Kingkreeps223
      @Kingkreeps223 3 года назад +37

      If someone truly likes the content, they do all that without being told to

    • @enderan647
      @enderan647 3 года назад +20

      Every single frame in the video can be thumbnail. There is no reason to purposely make one.

    • @Fiufsciak
      @Fiufsciak 3 года назад +7

      @SnackDestroyer Well, it works cause people are forgetful. Every RUclipsr that I watch, if they don't do it every time, confirms that they gain more subs and likes when they ask the viewers to do it.

  • @yaboiinv1ns1bl21
    @yaboiinv1ns1bl21 4 года назад +1732

    just remember, the Geneva convention didn’t exist back then *wink wink*

    • @AllieWhoops
      @AllieWhoops 4 года назад +10

      Isn't a false surrender a war crime?

    • @SiPakRubah
      @SiPakRubah 4 года назад +40

      @@AllieWhoops Yeah? When did *War Crime* became a thing? HmMmMmMmMmMm

    • @stavanger1361
      @stavanger1361 4 года назад +22

      Does that mean I can use poison gas and napalm bombs?

    • @Zalioscraft
      @Zalioscraft 4 года назад +10

      Not like that ever stopped ZF anyway

    • @MrHendrix17
      @MrHendrix17 4 года назад +5

      There was Chivalry though I'm sure you could get away with about anything as long as your Lord made a tidy profits

  • @jammeranimated2627
    @jammeranimated2627 4 года назад +2744

    4:13 Notice how the characters all look down as the players say "Awwwwwwww"

    • @od_static
      @od_static 4 года назад +69

      yeah the game seems selfaware

    • @wide8738
      @wide8738 4 года назад +46

      the characters are looking after your cursor in the menu

    • @ekke9684
      @ekke9684 4 года назад +4

      What’s the sauce for the song at the intro

    • @idk-ws7dj
      @idk-ws7dj 4 года назад +12

      ek ke its called "a tale of six trillion years and a night"

    • @zeronothinghere9334
      @zeronothinghere9334 4 года назад +2

      @@idk-ws7dj That's why it seemed so familiar!

  • @pkscarr
    @pkscarr 4 года назад +952

    "Sir Digby ran away, bravely ran away away
    When Darius knocked his shield away, he baravely turned his tail and fled
    Yes, brave Sir Digby turned about, and gallantly he tried to gtf out.
    Swiftly taking to his feet, he attempted a very brave retreat.
    Now deadest of the dead, Sir Digby!"

    • @CaptainHeavyNuts
      @CaptainHeavyNuts 4 года назад +23

      I can hear this comment lmao

    • @ferrand12
      @ferrand12 4 года назад +4

      All I need to say is perfect

    • @MasterDairy
      @MasterDairy 4 года назад +15

      "Now deadest of the dead, Sir Digby!, who wasn't really a threat"

    • @theguy4812
      @theguy4812 4 года назад

      Now I have a Earworm

    • @alternative7586
      @alternative7586 4 года назад +5

      "Did not!"

  • @mojo_joju
    @mojo_joju 4 года назад +2633

    4:40
    Can we please give Womble some credit for that holy joke

    • @tbush7316
      @tbush7316 4 года назад +56

      @/Nicholas Corby understandable, have a nice day

    • @LoboGuarah
      @LoboGuarah 4 года назад +65

      nice try womble, making another account won't help.

    • @D00000T
      @D00000T 4 года назад +3

      no

    • @dizzyroach
      @dizzyroach 4 года назад +13

      It did get a chuckle out of me.

    • @kaibean8046
      @kaibean8046 4 года назад +4

      @@dizzyroach SHUT THE FUCK UP! NO GIVES A SHIT!!!

  • @PigFishYT
    @PigFishYT 4 года назад +7513

    cyanide on his deathbed be like: ''my life was good, i knifed NBK''

    • @LunaNicoleTheFox
      @LunaNicoleTheFox 4 года назад +401

      And then womble comes in and yells: "I FISTED YOU IN MORDHAU"

    • @neinnien6503
      @neinnien6503 4 года назад +22

      NBK lol

    • @PigFishYT
      @PigFishYT 4 года назад +82

      @@LunaNicoleTheFox i... dont know if thats something to brag about. . .

    • @PigFishYT
      @PigFishYT 4 года назад +3

      @Reuben Chavez someone ruined it

    • @allenrosales4474
      @allenrosales4474 4 года назад +1

      400th like, your welcome

  • @theshindo
    @theshindo 4 года назад +638

    "You cant possibly lose." You clearly underestimated his incompetence.

  • @Guardian-of-Light137
    @Guardian-of-Light137 3 года назад +119

    This whole video was gold. Especially that freaking ending where you ducked under cy's swing and then punched him in the face to death.

    • @hybridShinx
      @hybridShinx 3 года назад +4

      And then he says "sit down" at Cyannide, i wonder if Womble secretly played NFS Carbon once or just finds Sgt Cross interesting to mimic

  • @onedaxster
    @onedaxster 4 года назад +1022

    "Apologies for being late once again"
    Oh, I think we've all gotten used to the long periods of time between uploads

    • @project_adderall4139
      @project_adderall4139 4 года назад

      @yok I is Frankie1080 still even alive?

    • @gamememo2680
      @gamememo2680 4 года назад +8

      I'm pretty sure he was talking about his Stream schedule

    • @mohaiferenc13
      @mohaiferenc13 4 года назад

      It's fiiineeeee :D just make quality over quantity and it's the best thing. Love ya Womble! 😁😊

    • @onedaxster
      @onedaxster 4 года назад +1

      @@gamememo2680 I'm pretty sure I was making a joke

    • @powerblade686
      @powerblade686 4 года назад +1

      Can’t really blame him tbh, It takes a lot of effort to make these kind of videos and he streams all the time

  • @idunno3658
    @idunno3658 4 года назад +1819

    Any game is fun when you have such a team like that, literally envy is oozing out of me. I need new friends like that 😭

    • @tsukitohateru
      @tsukitohateru 4 года назад +31

      I think you mean figuratively but I get what you mean. Looks fun doesn't it?

    • @haydencohn2746
      @haydencohn2746 4 года назад +23

      I mean i got league of legends.... but everyone is on a chat restriction cause toxic

    • @norrecvizharan1177
      @norrecvizharan1177 4 года назад +9

      I know right. I've been playing the game myself for a while, but don't have any pals for it.

    • @1AxK9
      @1AxK9 4 года назад +3

      Please Pray For Me 🙏🤲 KMSOB 🤲🙏 I need a JOB 🤲🙏 KMSOB 🤲🙏

    • @resso_v1340
      @resso_v1340 4 года назад +7

      @@tsukitohateru have you considered playing with randoms? it might be quite the experience y'know?

  • @krimes09
    @krimes09 4 года назад +90

    that anime song in the start is called "A Tale of Six Trillion Years and a Night" for anyone that is wondering

  • @RangerAce1290
    @RangerAce1290 4 года назад +552

    Soviet: “Lets have an honorable duel.”
    Also Soviet: “FIREBALL.”

  • @generalnat5359
    @generalnat5359 4 года назад +886

    “I can not lose to Chinny and a frying pan!”
    *loses*
    “Womble you can’t lose to someone with a lute” *loses*

    • @hades2416
      @hades2416 4 года назад +13

      "I cannot get a kill"
      *gets a kill*

  • @leonardofranzinribeiro4220
    @leonardofranzinribeiro4220 3 года назад +52

    4:20 not being "Mordhawwww" was a missed opportunity

  • @bounter_
    @bounter_ 4 года назад +387

    "Killing civilians is actually an objective, not like in Arma"
    If Cyanide heard this, then he was probably excited

    • @mrtom2854
      @mrtom2854 4 года назад +10

      "Acceptable Casualites"

    • @Azrazel_qwp
      @Azrazel_qwp 4 года назад +1

      I „accidentally“ ordered an airstrike on a civilian village.

  • @LazyVanguard
    @LazyVanguard 4 года назад +965

    one year later and people are still getting into this game. This vid will help get more peeps in too, THANKS SOVIET!

    • @shaunhayes3072
      @shaunhayes3072 4 года назад +40

      The main reason why is because one year later it's still reallllly unbalanced, it's not fun online against randoms. Though with/against friends 100% couldn't agree more

    • @sandroskronias
      @sandroskronias 4 года назад +18

      YEah I legit started playing this game like a week and a half ago and I'm already lvl 30. I been grinding a lot and loving this game, just wish more people played.

    • @LazyVanguard
      @LazyVanguard 4 года назад +5

      @@sandroskronias lv 30 already dawm, im kept busy im like lv36 or 37, 1v1 me tho im a minecraft veteran

    • @LazyVanguard
      @LazyVanguard 4 года назад +4

      @@shaunhayes3072 yeah im getting wear your coming from lol, but yeah, best vibe to play with is hf, be kind(to lower lvs or new players) and keep calm dont play mean and sweaty/panic.

    • @Pranaynaynay
      @Pranaynaynay 4 года назад +6

      I think this footage is probably from last year when they played it

  • @ReclusiveEagle
    @ReclusiveEagle 4 года назад +758

    Womble in the beginning: *Dies to frying pan, lute, fire, his own team*
    Womble at the end: *Ruthless killing machine who can kill with his bare hands*

    • @kentskeie2381
      @kentskeie2381 4 года назад +55

      It was against Cyanide tho, doesnt really count.

    • @sorcierenoire8651
      @sorcierenoire8651 4 года назад +11

      GAHAHA twas a shame his opponent was a Cyanide.

    • @thebananas6483
      @thebananas6483 4 года назад +21

      Womble: wins nearly every fair duel where his opponent is using a real weapon.
      Also Womble: loses every fight against utensils and instruments.

    • @JoDON111
      @JoDON111 4 года назад +4

      I think it was Spearman who was playing in the end.
      If you are wondering where did Spearman come from, its from one of the The Culling episode

    • @enjoyingend1939
      @enjoyingend1939 4 года назад

      *Soviet Womble wins*

  • @sonzillamariocraft
    @sonzillamariocraft 4 года назад +73

    *"Will you stop throwing kitchenware at me?!"* -Womble, circa 2020.

  • @warcraftdevil4593
    @warcraftdevil4593 4 года назад +563

    Soviet: “sorry for being late” me: “looks at the past video timeline” well your actually a lot earlier than usual.

    • @rahmatbanua7009
      @rahmatbanua7009 4 года назад +13

      Shhh, don't tell him that

    • @asper5601
      @asper5601 4 года назад +3

      like, a year early

    • @arshka0009
      @arshka0009 4 года назад +2

      He was telling that to the stream

    • @iitzNyxx
      @iitzNyxx 4 года назад +4

      @@arshka0009 it's a joke man🤦🏼‍♀️

    • @Sir_Stalwart
      @Sir_Stalwart 4 года назад +1

      @@arshka0009 You must be fun at parties...

  • @dogemcdogeface7901
    @dogemcdogeface7901 4 года назад +1216

    The world : You can’t just commit war crimes out of the bat
    ZF Clan : *haha whoops*

    • @huntakilla1234
      @huntakilla1234 4 года назад +15

      War crimes are their specialty.

    • @supermysterious66
      @supermysterious66 4 года назад +16

      ZF Clan: War Crimes go brrrrrrr.

    • @hecksters423
      @hecksters423 4 года назад +8

      14th-century knights: What is this Geneva Convention you speak of?

    • @LmgWarThunder
      @LmgWarThunder 4 года назад +3

      Soviet: You can't just kill civilians
      German Guy™️: 20 mils go brrrrrrrrt

    • @jameshenderson4094
      @jameshenderson4094 4 года назад +1

      Zf: it's not a war crime if there's no more civilians to say it was us

  • @FireWyvern870
    @FireWyvern870 4 года назад +1062

    Somebody else: *duels*
    Kyle: "IT'S FREE REAL ESTATE"

    • @darkhorseman90
      @darkhorseman90 4 года назад +8

      *kills womble Assassin's Creed style*

    • @maximuffin6395
      @maximuffin6395 4 года назад +4

      Big Kyle Energy

    • @Laucron
      @Laucron 4 года назад

      Check it out it's that joke from 6 months ago

  • @thelunchking305
    @thelunchking305 4 года назад +55

    Hearing a bunch of zf screaming "wheres kyle" when my name is kyle really activates my flight or fight response

    • @umbraanimo7767
      @umbraanimo7767 Год назад +3

      It’s zf your safe standing still and letting them friendly fire themselves

    • @jedimasterdraco6950
      @jedimasterdraco6950 9 месяцев назад

      @@umbraanimo7767 Ordinarily, yes. But since Kyle is a member of ZF, all that team-killing attitude would temporarily be focused on him.

  • @vycreep2669
    @vycreep2669 4 года назад +1301

    "Top 10 best anime moments"
    10:44 sit down

    • @masterreaper115
      @masterreaper115 4 года назад +38

      ok but Kyles mid jump throwing axe though

    • @vycreep2669
      @vycreep2669 4 года назад +16

      @@masterreaper115 it would have been great from Cy's POV

    • @vycreep2669
      @vycreep2669 4 года назад +6

      @@masterreaper115 but dude u cant deny the cool slow motion

    • @最後雪女
      @最後雪女 4 года назад +4

      What is the anime song for the intro

    • @prokiller1509
      @prokiller1509 4 года назад +1

      @@最後雪女 six trillion years and one night

  • @leodavis4242
    @leodavis4242 3 года назад +28

    I love how every time they get kicked from the server they collectively go "awwwww" it's so perfect the way that they are in time with each other, if that makes sense

  • @alexanderoinn7683
    @alexanderoinn7683 4 года назад +284

    hes back when we needed him the most

    • @cessairgoldale4337
      @cessairgoldale4337 4 года назад

      Lmao 😂

    • @onedaxster
      @onedaxster 4 года назад

      You better believe it

    • @JunJun..
      @JunJun.. 4 года назад

      Soviet streams on twitch pretty much every day. You can head over there if you want. He keeps people updated on bullshitteries and is always working on the next. (He just over edits a lot though

  • @kingkarlxivjohanofsweden4746
    @kingkarlxivjohanofsweden4746 4 года назад +201

    3:46 Digby's laugh sounds like an old creaky door

  • @MoeSaad194
    @MoeSaad194 4 года назад +324

    4:14 after the server error the warriors at the lobby get their heads down like disappointed when they say awwhh :D the timing was perfect

    • @MoeSaad194
      @MoeSaad194 4 года назад +4

      @@AKbar-xf6ge insha allah 💛

    • @Aimadtakh
      @Aimadtakh 4 года назад +2

      Ramadan Mubarak!

    • @MoeSaad194
      @MoeSaad194 4 года назад +1

      Ramadan mubarak insha allah thank you all 😊💜

  • @Chcltmlk
    @Chcltmlk 4 года назад +1963

    Apologies for being late? According to your upload “schedule,” this could be as early as possible.

    • @JunJun..
      @JunJun.. 4 года назад +66

      Soviet streams on twitch pretty much every day. You can head over there if you want. He keeps people updated on bullshitteries and is always working on the next. (He just over edits a lot though

    • @awepen1596
      @awepen1596 4 года назад +29

      I prefer his youtube content..

    • @curaii9684
      @curaii9684 4 года назад +42

      ​@@JunJun.. no. he wanks

    • @xhawkenx633
      @xhawkenx633 4 года назад +16

      @Gingergaming101 or don't do that, iirc Soviet doesn't approve that channel. The person running the stream archive channel is basically stealing soviets content

    • @apllo4193
      @apllo4193 4 года назад +2

      I think he is talking to his stream

  • @therefjeff2730
    @therefjeff2730 4 года назад +439

    Here lads, we see the first beginnings of the Badgers in the medieval times
    Also, I'm surprised Nevil isn't in on this

    • @ReySchultz121
      @ReySchultz121 4 года назад +12

      HolyNEvil

    • @bryanmavis8771
      @bryanmavis8771 4 года назад +24

      @@ReySchultz121 i cant help but read it as a Holy Nevil instead of Holy N Evil for some reason

    • @raishinhimura211
      @raishinhimura211 4 года назад +3

      Holy N'Evil

    • @felixwu7169
      @felixwu7169 4 года назад +2

      He posted on Twitter addressing this

    • @ikhsankamil9973
      @ikhsankamil9973 4 года назад +3

      At least you guys didnt pronouce it nipples

  • @arya6085
    @arya6085 4 года назад +1733

    "Sorry for being late" sums up this RUclips channel quite well
    Edit: I made what I thought was a well thought out and funny comment in general and then made this one as a sort of throwaway and this as per usual stupid shit gets likes.

    • @jimmyfong2202
      @jimmyfong2202 4 года назад +8

      oh i thought he meant it for youtube

    • @captainjacobkeyes7804
      @captainjacobkeyes7804 4 года назад +27

      @@jimmyfong2202 Probably not. He considers himself more of a twitch streamer these days. This channel really just serves as a highlight reel.

    • @gamevirus808
      @gamevirus808 4 года назад +16

      @@captainjacobkeyes7804 even then. Theres a bigger chance my crush will reply back to me in time then Womble uploading a video

    • @Matthew10950
      @Matthew10950 4 года назад +4

      @@gamevirus808 Womble IS my crush so...odds are pretty poor.

    • @nullhazard7569
      @nullhazard7569 4 года назад +6

      He is never late. He arrives precisely when he intends to.

  • @jj_sakoo
    @jj_sakoo 4 года назад +143

    10:32
    This fight was legitimately epic.

    • @azraelsaint499
      @azraelsaint499 4 года назад +28

      That duck and sucker punch was fuckin perfect

  • @Torchwood5A
    @Torchwood5A 4 года назад +15

    7:44 pretty much the best way to play Bards in D&D

    • @project4061
      @project4061 3 года назад

      Better than someone who wants to sleep with everyone and everything.

  • @fornaxian
    @fornaxian 4 года назад +181

    The collective sigh at the end, you can just hear ZF thinking "there'll be no living with him after that."

  • @Veloziraptor111
    @Veloziraptor111 4 года назад +326

    Now there's a game I definitely hope to see more of.

    • @zleepytime4379
      @zleepytime4379 4 года назад +3

      i have a good 300 hours in the game, i’m glad to see it get some exposure

    • @Matthew-dn6ss
      @Matthew-dn6ss 4 года назад +1

      @@zleepytime4379 i mean the game has sold over 1million copies

    • @steps8140
      @steps8140 4 года назад +1

      I feel like its perfect for ZF

  • @thetrexgaming901
    @thetrexgaming901 4 года назад +522

    *Mr. Community was playing PoTC "He's a pirate"*
    Hmmm, I love how a 14th century lute player does a song 3 centuries early

    • @jubuttib
      @jubuttib 4 года назад +10

      Or playing Dick Dale's version of Misirlou from the 1960s... =)

    • @Feril1
      @Feril1 4 года назад

      'Twas both

    • @Lamplordable
      @Lamplordable 4 года назад

      What was that first song he was playing, it sounds so familiar but i can't place my finger on it.

    • @jubuttib
      @jubuttib 4 года назад

      @@Lamplordable/videos That's Dick Dale's version of Misirlou, famously used in Pulp Fiction. (Unless there was an even earlier one that I missed.)

  • @walterdenny8143
    @walterdenny8143 3 года назад +58

    I’m sure Grobasaurus was devastated at first or maybe laughed his ass off. But lost it when he was featured in a bullshittery lol.

  • @GladwinGracias
    @GladwinGracias 4 года назад +226

    Objective : Kill civilians
    ZF : It's like I was made for this

    • @Gamer88334
      @Gamer88334 4 года назад +1

      They trained all these years for this particular moment.

    • @BhulgaAbyss
      @BhulgaAbyss 4 года назад

      Zf full form

    • @GladwinGracias
      @GladwinGracias 4 года назад +1

      @@BhulgaAbyss Zero Fucks. It's the name of their clan

    • @combativeThinker
      @combativeThinker 4 года назад

      ZF: “Just like the simulations.”

  • @seymourbuttz6419
    @seymourbuttz6419 3 года назад +39

    Cyanide: **kills teammates for thinking about deserting**
    Also cyanide: **runs from battle**

  • @liamcosgrove4163
    @liamcosgrove4163 4 года назад +270

    When Edberg lost his hand I was expecting a “disarmed further” caption

  • @slice9597
    @slice9597 4 года назад +254

    Cyanide: "YOU CAN'T KILL ME IF I KILL ME FIRST"

    • @skyeshoe.223
      @skyeshoe.223 4 года назад +10

      The man's called Cyanide.

    • @LordDeathwing17
      @LordDeathwing17 4 года назад +1

      “I’ll kill MYSELF before I let you schmucks kill me!!!!”

  • @Solice-lx8mk
    @Solice-lx8mk 4 года назад +22

    I love that when they go "Aaaw", the characters slightly tilt their head down which is great.

  • @Uriel_Origin
    @Uriel_Origin 4 года назад +1619

    0:11 name: A tale of six trillion years and a night (normal version, not the vocaloid)

    • @alvin6873
      @alvin6873 4 года назад +87

      you sir, da real mvp

    • @ayanu8962
      @ayanu8962 4 года назад +56

      theres two versions of this song one is made by a vocaloid and the other was mabe by waggaki band

    • @Uriel_Origin
      @Uriel_Origin 4 года назад +12

      @@ayanu8962 yeah i saw that, i still stay with the normal version xd

    • @callousTelegnosis
      @callousTelegnosis 4 года назад +4

      @@ayanu8962 Vocaloid or a cover for a game?

    • @ayanu8962
      @ayanu8962 4 года назад +4

      @@callousTelegnosis Its not a cover for a game i think i cant remember im really sorry

  • @filipbochniak3590
    @filipbochniak3590 4 года назад +179

    2:50
    Bundy vs Edberg
    *Edberg disarmed*
    literally second later
    *Edberg d i s a r m e d*
    somebody kill me please

    • @Romczy
      @Romczy 4 года назад +6

      Thats Double disarm my man

    • @Waowzer
      @Waowzer 4 года назад +11

      'Tis but a scratch!

    • @DocFr4nk
      @DocFr4nk 4 года назад +1

      @@Waowzer great to see people of culture here :D

  • @arttops2563
    @arttops2563 4 года назад +86

    The “embrace the bellend,” bit absolutely killed me. Omg 😂

    • @lilmin1678
      @lilmin1678 4 года назад +1

      Do you know whose voice is that?

    • @ierbutza21
      @ierbutza21 4 года назад +1

      @@lilmin1678 might be ZFsheep though I'm not entirely sure about that

  • @nominis4523
    @nominis4523 4 года назад +111

    8:27 hearing that voice made me unbelievably happy

  • @Glinty_
    @Glinty_ 4 года назад +230

    *”Host closed connection” appears*
    ZF: *imitates wii sports bowling oh*

  • @tommygunengineer9184
    @tommygunengineer9184 4 года назад +591

    Duel: Begins
    Kyle: *I'm about to ruin this man's whole career*

  • @sirfluffymuffin3848
    @sirfluffymuffin3848 4 года назад +91

    for some reason the collective awww after each crash is hysterical

    • @benjaminlamothe2093
      @benjaminlamothe2093 3 года назад +3

      It's because it's so authentic it sucks when they get kicked from a server they are starting to like and you can tell

  • @nexuslord6831
    @nexuslord6831 4 года назад +287

    Yeah it plays to their strength:
    Collateral damage

    • @nitschtr2708
      @nitschtr2708 4 года назад +14

      *acceptable casualties

    • @nexuslord6831
      @nexuslord6831 4 года назад +3

      Nitschtr Lets be honest both are acceptable responses

    • @TheNamesSnek
      @TheNamesSnek 4 года назад +1

      @@nexuslord6831 acceptable casualties is what they were really referring to though

  • @alexfrost2799
    @alexfrost2799 4 года назад +121

    9:14
    So, what I've learned is that frying pans are the best weapons...
    Samwise Gamgee was right all along

    • @KingKongBunde
      @KingKongBunde 4 года назад +2

      It's the only way to keep mr Frodo safe

    • @sambeehler2745
      @sambeehler2745 4 года назад +2

      But we already knew that didn’t we?

    • @123hattan
      @123hattan 4 года назад

      I am a Pan main. It is op.

  • @shawnsuggs7559
    @shawnsuggs7559 4 года назад +387

    "apologies for being late once again"
    He's become self aware...

    • @whoknows7968
      @whoknows7968 4 года назад +8

      He *is* aware, he just doesn't really give a shit.

    • @ImranLokman
      @ImranLokman 4 года назад +2

      @@whoknows7968 your name actually said what I want to say.

    • @whoknows7968
      @whoknows7968 4 года назад +2

      @@ImranLokman Which is why I made it my name

    • @lachkickxdxdxd
      @lachkickxdxdxd 4 года назад

      @@whoknows7968 Bravo

  • @samuelfowler5921
    @samuelfowler5921 4 года назад +42

    There is a horde mode where a team vs. AI and if the players are out of reach at all, the AI throws turds at the players..... Now think of it like this, a player running away and found a ladder out reach of AI. Now you have a horde 10+ throwing turds at you and die from turds.

  • @edcaluag7655
    @edcaluag7655 4 года назад +430

    2:47 he looks like he tried cosplaying all of the scooby doo characters and miraculously made it good

  • @Shadowxx98
    @Shadowxx98 4 года назад +272

    *edberg looses hand*
    my expectation: "tis but a scratch"
    reality: "i lost my hand"
    thanks captain obvious

    • @chasey4634
      @chasey4634 4 года назад +7

      I expected another "Disarmed" to be honest :D

    • @smolkafilip
      @smolkafilip 4 года назад +1

      By God, sir, I've lost my arm!

    • @thewovenmantis6813
      @thewovenmantis6813 4 года назад +1

      loses*

    • @BaddyZ
      @BaddyZ 4 года назад

      Maybe edberg should tighten his hand up then.

  • @tonyleach8361
    @tonyleach8361 4 года назад +732

    Edberg vs bundy
    Bundy: “you have no arms”
    Edberg: “‘Tis but a flesh wound”

    • @The_Sly_Potato
      @The_Sly_Potato 4 года назад +5

      I WAS THINKING EXACTLY THAT 😂

    • @tsukasa9838
      @tsukasa9838 4 года назад +11

      Tis but a scratch

    • @HakoVadim6855
      @HakoVadim6855 4 года назад +2

      Bless this comment!

    • @thomashough6845
      @thomashough6845 4 года назад +5

      The perk in the game that lets you survive after getting you hand chopped off(it activates when you hit 0hit points and the final blow wasn’t too the head) is called the flesh wound perk.

    • @verbalmeltdown6227
      @verbalmeltdown6227 4 года назад +2

      Beware of the rabbit of caerbanogg

  • @LucarioredLR
    @LucarioredLR 4 года назад +206

    0:17
    Did Soviet go through the effort of putting the lyrics of the song on the screen in fucking kanji?
    Holy shit

    • @Una_Ridlow
      @Una_Ridlow 3 года назад +46

      that is definitely not the kanji for the song's lyrics- I just checked to be sure. I think those characters are actually Chinese symbol emojis.

    • @danieldniswara7972
      @danieldniswara7972 3 года назад +1

      @@Una_Ridlow whats the song title?

    • @Ozuhananas
      @Ozuhananas 3 года назад +4

      @@danieldniswara7972 This is a live version of the song : ruclips.net/video/90QRPSZDzsA/видео.html

    • @deadocean6157
      @deadocean6157 3 года назад +2

      @@Ozuhananas Does it have the official like the song but with girl's voice? do you know that?

    • @Ozuhananas
      @Ozuhananas 3 года назад +2

      @@deadocean6157 Then link I sent is the band that is the author of the song performing it live, the singing part is there from the get go

  • @watwat9864
    @watwat9864 4 года назад +216

    People: How goofy is your clan?
    Womble: Yes.

  • @eoinwysey
    @eoinwysey 4 года назад +9

    It's wild watching his videos from the last year then watching his older videos, the overall sound quality is crazy, chinny, cy, and basically everyone else in ZF sound all professional now instead of the old crappy mics they all used to have

  • @honesty7064
    @honesty7064 4 года назад +511

    I hear that “A Tale Of Six Trillion Years and a Night”

    • @muhammadfajrulhaqq8734
      @muhammadfajrulhaqq8734 4 года назад +3

      Anyone know who cover it?

    • @Xzfinity
      @Xzfinity 4 года назад +10

      Six trillion years and an overnight story
      There you go.

    • @heh8825
      @heh8825 4 года назад +5

      @@muhammadfajrulhaqq8734 wagakki band

    • @yelnir5549
      @yelnir5549 4 года назад +15

      IA's version still best

    • @ekremslayer3389
      @ekremslayer3389 4 года назад

      I didnt think anyone else would recognise it

  • @jimmerframe4354
    @jimmerframe4354 4 года назад +822

    2:10 The fact that the text is still being tracked perfectly is testament to your incredible editing skills. Well done!

    • @sonoftheviper__4304
      @sonoftheviper__4304 4 года назад +35

      He does it for trackable bullets too.

    • @winterwolf211
      @winterwolf211 4 года назад +67

      Imagine what he could do if he had two hands.

    • @azurehorizon4485
      @azurehorizon4485 4 года назад +42

      I dunno. I think him jacking off with one hand the whole time is what gifts him the ability he needs

    • @TheSteve_1992
      @TheSteve_1992 4 года назад +1

      @@winterwolf211 What do you mean with two hands? Sincere question

    • @azurehorizon4485
      @azurehorizon4485 4 года назад +30

      @@TheSteve_1992 to explain in an earlier bullshittery episode he made a joke about how he's fooled all of us in thinking it takes ages to put an episode together when in actuality it takes much less time and he spends the rest jacking off

  • @matkaine
    @matkaine 3 года назад +5

    The music at 0:20 is Wagakki Band, in case anyone is interested

    • @Crackmiller02
      @Crackmiller02 3 месяца назад

      YOU ARE THE GOAT
      Thank you SO MUCH

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 года назад +240

    3:37
    "Heads up"
    *Throws an axe to his skull*
    "Good catch, well done."

    • @hanerzen
      @hanerzen 4 года назад +5

      You're late

    • @MunchkinJax
      @MunchkinJax 4 года назад +1

      So you're kind of like another Justin Y. now, huh?

    • @Learn.The.Hardway
      @Learn.The.Hardway 4 года назад

      I saw, heard, and read all that too. Thanks for clarifying again though in the comments. Might have missed one of them.

  • @c0dex306
    @c0dex306 4 года назад +1831

    I’ve been trying to get my bf to watch anything from this channel for well over a year.
    He finally watched yesterday, alien isolation pt1 and loved it
    -but I didn’t hear back from him for the rest of the night
    He reappeared this afternoon and cops to blowing me off for 24+ hrs to binge on womble uninterrupted
    .. I don’t know if I’m really pleased or pissed off.

    • @ailestriker9888
      @ailestriker9888 4 года назад +78

      The binging might be an excuse to watch porn and not have you interrupt.

    • @c0dex306
      @c0dex306 4 года назад +356

      Aile Striker this isn’t a sitcom relationship lol, in reality normal people don’t shame their sos for meat beating.
      If my guy wants 24hrs to wank alone he could do so whenever without having to make up a cover story.
      If anything that’s a noble effort.
      24 hours straight of jerking off takes dedication and endurance.
      Admirable stuff.

    • @thetexan1011
      @thetexan1011 4 года назад +32

      @@tomh4754 agreed.

    • @argh1989
      @argh1989 4 года назад +38

      As a non-native English speaker I'm struggling to get what "He [...] cops to blowing me off" means. Send help pls.

    • @TheMoviesManX
      @TheMoviesManX 4 года назад +77

      @@argh1989 Blow her off means Ignoring , so basically he was Ignoring her for 24 hours to watch Womble , Idk whats the cops part means tbh , non native English speaker too.
      Edit : so after searching It appears that the word "cops" means "admitting" , So he admitted that he Ignored her for a whole day to watch Womble lol
      I never expected that "cop" can have other meanings than "Police" lol

  • @robertdelph1447
    @robertdelph1447 4 года назад +263

    Nobody:
    Game: Server crash
    ZF Clan: Aawwwww.

  • @khazgrim
    @khazgrim 4 года назад +133

    I think "teamspeak full of anime" represents a lot of our friend groups.

    • @minhkhangtran6948
      @minhkhangtran6948 4 года назад +6

      It's also a vocaloid song to boot. Forget what the song is though

    • @daenueel1546
      @daenueel1546 4 года назад +4

      u guys have friends?

    • @Ichiad24
      @Ichiad24 4 года назад +5

      @@daenueel1546 what is a friend?

    • @VelvetReddring
      @VelvetReddring 4 года назад +5

      @@minhkhangtran6948 Six Trillion Years and An Overnight Story

    • @nekonekomystical1449
      @nekonekomystical1449 4 года назад +4

      It is Six Trillion Years and Overnight Story, and i loved that song

  • @victorbartlinski4319
    @victorbartlinski4319 4 года назад +88

    2:51 missed an oppurtinity to write "disarmed 2x"

  • @quebec__12
    @quebec__12 4 года назад +78

    A KGB Agent has found the title at 0:13
    The name is "Six Trillion Years and An Overnight Story" by Wagakki Band
    That costs one like for our KGB Agent

    • @Leejie5
      @Leejie5 4 года назад +2

      OMG THANK YOU
      あれがてね!!

    • @JeanMarceaux
      @JeanMarceaux 4 года назад +1

      Wagakki Band is worth a like

    • @steelcommander2284
      @steelcommander2284 4 года назад +1

      So That’s why the singer sounds familiar to me.

    • @KenTJY
      @KenTJY 4 года назад +2

      Oh no wonder, I thought it was GARNiDELiA, but Senbonzakura also had me in doubt.

    • @keshawatammita7552
      @keshawatammita7552 4 года назад +1

      Bless you!

  • @dr.bright6272
    @dr.bright6272 4 года назад +7

    10:14 if you notice the mace went infront of the words instead of behind. Womble takes a lot of time to make little details like that.

  • @Eric-vs2he
    @Eric-vs2he 4 года назад +40

    0:13 a tale of six trillion years and an overnight story

    • @quebec__12
      @quebec__12 4 года назад +2

      Thank you

    • @cokoladasunka
      @cokoladasunka 4 года назад +3

      wagakki band - rokuchounen to ichiya monogatari

  • @nixonfong2967
    @nixonfong2967 4 года назад +298

    The song Social was playing is called:
    Six Trillion Years and an Overnight

    • @Palora01
      @Palora01 4 года назад +11

      Thanks for this, altho I'm struggling to get the right version of it, I keep finding younger sounding leads, and it's not the same.
      NVM, I thinks it's Yuko Suzuka with Wagakki Band, it just sounded different because of TS.

    • @pikatrieu390
      @pikatrieu390 4 года назад +6

      @@Palora01 The original is by Kemu and voiced by IA.

    • @mythicalplaysyt4094
      @mythicalplaysyt4094 4 года назад +1

      is this a anime or just song?

    • @Palora01
      @Palora01 4 года назад +9

      @@mythicalplaysyt4094 it was just a song. part of the "The PANDORA VOXX Project ... a Vocaloid song series created by Kemu, and was later adapted into novels."

    • @prilodito2364
      @prilodito2364 4 года назад +5

      @@Palora01 ruclips.net/video/T4RHuXd5pMg/видео.html the exact one social was playing

  • @essasin000jr
    @essasin000jr 4 года назад +84

    Someone duels
    Kyle: *I SMELL FREE KILLS*

  • @nekored2k
    @nekored2k 4 года назад +3

    0:13
    If anyone's wondering the song is called:
    "six trillion years and overnight story"
    Very fun chart on some rhythm games

  • @emperorshaq
    @emperorshaq 4 года назад +20

    Objective: Kill Civilians
    ZF: It’s like I was made for this

  • @ScorpionStrike7
    @ScorpionStrike7 4 года назад +116

    5:03 Womble: “I will save you Chinny!”
    *kills Chinny*
    Me: *golf clap*

  • @ScenicFlyer4
    @ScenicFlyer4 4 года назад +13

    I love the "awww" after the game crashes

  • @theostalgist
    @theostalgist 4 года назад +264

    Edburg: Drops sword in Mordhau and dies to Soviet
    Me: *globul*

  • @AmbiDai
    @AmbiDai 4 года назад +124

    the song in the beginning is "Six trillion year's and overnight story" By iA, but i'm guessing the one playing was a cover by Wagakki band

    • @nekonekomystical1449
      @nekonekomystical1449 4 года назад +8

      @hazi isha no it is not an anime

    • @AmbiDai
      @AmbiDai 4 года назад +5

      true, it's vocaloid.
      but not here to judge, here to inform ✌️

    • @nekonekomystical1449
      @nekonekomystical1449 4 года назад +2

      @@AmbiDai thats true, same here.
      The vocaloid community welcome everyone

    • @Scy416
      @Scy416 4 года назад +4

      W E E B

    • @enderan647
      @enderan647 4 года назад +2

      Welcome everyone.

  • @jeffyes6536
    @jeffyes6536 4 года назад +8

    This video got me into mordhau, so far i played for 300 hours and i absolutely love it.
    Thanks Soviet

  • @madamepockieh4706
    @madamepockieh4706 4 года назад +551

    I love that in the beginning with the Japanese music he calls it a "teamspeak full of anime" but I actually recognized the song played and unless it was used in an anime since the last time I heard it, its not actually an anime song. Its actually a Japanese artist covering a popular Vocaloid song, a Japanese Idol based off a robotic voicebank. The song is called "Six Trillion Years and One Night Story" for those you actually care to go take a listen. I'm ready for the comments calling me weeb and otaku trash but hey I just happened to remember the song from my teen years cut me some slack.

    • @Wolvenworks
      @Wolvenworks 4 года назад +89

      i mean, if you know Wagakki Band and you like it, you sir are a man of culture, and deserves more respect. stand proud, for you are CULTURED

    • @Wolvenworks
      @Wolvenworks 4 года назад +43

      @@josefbenito5429 oh you were looking for the song? here's the link ruclips.net/video/-dZgf_LUvbM/видео.html

    • @gronkiusmaximus
      @gronkiusmaximus 4 года назад +26

      www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Weeaboo Definition of Weeaboo
      It's good to know words before using them
      Yeah m8 we all know what Vocaloid/Hatsune Miku is lol, that wouldn't even be Otaku knowledge
      Technically it's Anime-ish since it's Vocaloid but who cares

    • @UmbreonNation
      @UmbreonNation 4 года назад +2

      @@Wolvenworks Exactly what I was looking for, thanks for the link!

    • @JoshSweetvale
      @JoshSweetvale 4 года назад +14

      And yet 80's and 90's Anime intros and outros are exactly the same happy-tenor synthpop. Gundam Wing & Tekkaman Blade spring to mind.

  • @aztecwarlord1277
    @aztecwarlord1277 4 года назад +295

    Womble trys assassins creed : ow my legs, ow my face. Priceless

    • @Gamer88334
      @Gamer88334 4 года назад +19

      Then he somehow manages to go all Enter the Matrix on Cyanide later in the video lol

    • @GrassPokeKing
      @GrassPokeKing 4 года назад +8

      Gamer88 The duality of Womble

    • @kevinsundelin8639
      @kevinsundelin8639 4 года назад

      *tries
      You knobhead

  • @Szmajdzik
    @Szmajdzik 4 года назад +250

    "Stabby, stabby run around with bows and arrows and stuff"
    This should be game`s official Steam description.

  • @salzyy2832
    @salzyy2832 4 года назад +76

    SovietWomble: *upload a video
    Me: Alright, see you in a few weeks

  • @anirudh_acharya415
    @anirudh_acharya415 4 года назад +76

    It's funny how they're "awwwww" blends into a unison 😂😂

  • @creatrotera
    @creatrotera 4 года назад +6

    Btw that song from the start is called "a tale of six trillion years and one night" its a really nice song!

  • @EclipsedEquinox
    @EclipsedEquinox 4 года назад +134

    Whenever a character loses an arm i think of the Shaun of the Dead scene where Simon Pegg goes, "Hes got an arm off"

    • @DasOrmur
      @DasOrmur 4 года назад +1

      Tis but a scratch!

    • @EclipsedEquinox
      @EclipsedEquinox 4 года назад +1

      @@DasOrmur im ashamed to say ive never watched the movie that is from. Nor can i name it off the top of my head. Care to tell me so i can get to watching it?

    • @DasOrmur
      @DasOrmur 4 года назад +1

      @@EclipsedEquinox Monty python and the holy grail

    • @combativeThinker
      @combativeThinker 4 года назад +1

      NothingYT
      Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
      It’s hysterical; I can’t recommend it enough.

  • @soulshunter7335
    @soulshunter7335 4 года назад +20

    This video has a perfect timing, I have had some rough couple of weeks and it's always reliving to see one of your videos in my feed
    Thank you Soviet Womble for everything you do for us

  • @Sarril101
    @Sarril101 2 года назад +3

    2:51 one may say... Edberg got disarmed... twice

  • @enklesmith4929
    @enklesmith4929 4 года назад +193

    Edberg: Throws throwing knife*
    Sovietwomble: "Oh? You're approaching me?"

    • @kingofAwsomness
      @kingofAwsomness 4 года назад +3

      Shouldn't Edberg say that since Dio throws knives?

    • @cheezdoza5552
      @cheezdoza5552 4 года назад

      @@kingofAwsomness Ye true dat

    • @maciejmroran7519
      @maciejmroran7519 4 года назад +2

      "I can't beat the shit out of peasents without getting closer"

  • @KumaoftheForest
    @KumaoftheForest 4 года назад +226

    6:45 at least we know Womble’s type is brunette