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Комментарии • 13 тыс.

  • @restitutororbis1216
    @restitutororbis1216 3 года назад +30481

    "Hans did you get the panzerfaust?"
    "Nein, I brought the panzer division."
    *ERIKA INTENSIFIES*

  • @EnbyNomad
    @EnbyNomad 2 года назад +4382

    "Jedis can block lasers, okay have fun with this buckshot" perfectly sums up mandalorian culture and history

    • @sirilluminarthevaliant2895
      @sirilluminarthevaliant2895 2 года назад +156

      And losing. Don’t forget that part. Losing is a mando tradition

    • @iago110
      @iago110 2 года назад +145

      Also civil war with both sides being dominated by either sith or republic in the end. Mandos are told to be badasses but they got fucked by almost every faction lol

    • @VGLounge
      @VGLounge 2 года назад +152

      @@iago110 They have among the best individual soldiers, but are very small in numbers compared to most famous factions

    • @viyhexe131
      @viyhexe131 2 года назад +107

      Mandos really said "parry this you fucking casual!"

    • @bogustoast22none25
      @bogustoast22none25 2 года назад +78

      They lost cause all they did was fight until they got tired and the rest of the Galaxy just had to wait until they ran out of steam.

  • @ohanronton
    @ohanronton 3 года назад +16703

    I'm convinced that the mocap suit is Badger's best purchase of his life

  • @RedNumber19
    @RedNumber19 Год назад +2192

    The first game of enlisted I joined:
    Ran over by a tank, switched to a different soldier, my entire squad got kamikazied by someone running at us with a grenade, respawned and got hit by a plane directly, the one guy that survived then took an artillery shell to the face.
    10/10 game

    • @notageologist3022
      @notageologist3022 Год назад +78

      You are as unlucky as I am, apparently.

    • @AgentG106
      @AgentG106 Год назад +75

      When I first played the riflemen on the other team were fricken playing the game like it was fortnite, they were crankin so many 90s on my team I just left

    • @notageologist3022
      @notageologist3022 Год назад +108

      @@AgentG106 wtf? I'm picturing a ww2 veteran telling his life story and at one point he's like
      "Back in my day my squad encountered a bunch of Germans doin' that thang you youngsters call 'cranking 90's"

    • @talenloracus7891
      @talenloracus7891 Год назад +17

      @@AgentG106 I Wonder if we are the same game...
      I dominated every match so far, It felt like fighting against old people

    • @OMGITZFUTUR3
      @OMGITZFUTUR3 Год назад +14

      "Hey Grandad how was WW2?"

  • @2idiotillas
    @2idiotillas Год назад +453

    as a half russian person dating a german woman i use the phrase "still lost the war tho" everytime we are arguing and joking 13:48 is where i learned this sacred knowledge

  • @mrcyberian9079
    @mrcyberian9079 3 года назад +788

    “Cherish your kneecaps while you still have them” -Sun Tzu, probably

    • @TotesNotAPerson
      @TotesNotAPerson 3 года назад +25

      “ behead them and then s**t down your enemies throat” -Sun Tzu, definitely 100%

    • @bobberman4641
      @bobberman4641 3 года назад +10

      @@TotesNotAPerson nah, pretty sure Genghis Kahn said that

    • @slyriddle968
      @slyriddle968 3 года назад +3

      You my guy watch Technoblade right? 😏😅

    • @comikal_dadog217
      @comikal_dadog217 3 года назад +3

      Begins to cut off knee caps with katana

    • @denyhaguilar679
      @denyhaguilar679 3 года назад +9

      "Stay straped or get clapped."
      -Sun Tzu, the art of war.

  • @panic5306
    @panic5306 3 года назад +649

    "an MG34 can solve 800 to 900 problems per minute" fucking killed me

    • @patatas08
      @patatas08 3 года назад +11

      You're computer is lagging? Just take out your trusty MG34 and fire 100 rounds into it

    • @matthewpallenik1407
      @matthewpallenik1407 3 года назад +20

      @@patatas08 Then take a sip from your trusty Vault 13 canteen

    • @NotAHologram
      @NotAHologram 3 года назад +6

      @@matthewpallenik1407 *SIIIIIIIIIIIP*

    • @daniyarsadykov3385
      @daniyarsadykov3385 3 года назад +7

      If that's not enough, try our new more powerful MG42 which is capable of solving up to 1200 problems per minute!

    • @Vexin980
      @Vexin980 3 года назад

      Along with 799 to 899 other people

  • @gimmeklik1632
    @gimmeklik1632 Год назад +1099

    badger speaking german still amuses me , and btw his pronounciation is pretty good

    • @captaindarksign3589
      @captaindarksign3589 Год назад +39

      Yes iam German myself and i have to say. Ich verstehe dich sehr gut wenn du mir einen Schulbus voller Deutscher Soldaten vor die Nase stelltst

    • @jojosworlds1208
      @jojosworlds1208 Год назад +5

      A surprise for sure but a welcome one.

    • @toddcorbin6095
      @toddcorbin6095 Год назад +21

      @@captaindarksign3589 i used Google Translate to se what you said in German, and that made this much funnier, not entirely sure why, it just did.

    • @captaindarksign3589
      @captaindarksign3589 Год назад +14

      @@toddcorbin6095 yeah, you can do the funniest stuff with google translate,, just run a random sentences through 100 languages and you get godlike comedic stuff.

    • @captaindarksign3589
      @captaindarksign3589 Год назад +2

      What did it say?

  • @Delta_do_a_spin
    @Delta_do_a_spin Год назад +115

    Honestly, this is an amazing game with an amazing community. I was playing a game and just go “Omaha ‘beach?’, what do you mean beach, its a wall of corpses” and some random dude just goes, “we will use them as fertilizer for our flowers later” and everyone bursted out laughing

  • @betinacarreto7679
    @betinacarreto7679 2 года назад +4921

    A side note on the hitchBOT story: After it got brutally killed once it reached Philadelphia, a Philly radio station by the name of “station 93.3 WMMR” made a new robot named Pope Bot. Pope Bot was made to see if Philadelphians would treat it more better than they were with hitchBOT. And they did.

    • @thelivingglitch1371
      @thelivingglitch1371 Год назад +184

      HOW better?

    • @xenomorphoverlord
      @xenomorphoverlord Год назад +638

      @@thelivingglitch1371 They left his arms

    • @avonheart
      @avonheart Год назад +511

      @@thelivingglitch1371 less stab wounds this time

    • @astolfofansunny4047
      @astolfofansunny4047 Год назад +500

      @@avonheart nice to know the name of the pope can somewhat make Philadelphans less blood thirty even if it just kept it arms and had not as many stab wounds.

    • @duckboi1473
      @duckboi1473 Год назад +79

      What if you are a pop tart behind cover got a cremation? Would it smell like toaster strudel?

  • @crackheadbandit9683
    @crackheadbandit9683 3 года назад +575

    “You Take a sip out of your trusty vault 13 canteen”
    *WHILIST BURNING AN ENTIRE TRENCH WITH A FLAMMENWAFFER*

  • @lewisriding3137
    @lewisriding3137 10 месяцев назад +50

    “I’ve had baked potatoes with more armour than this” made me uncontrollably start laughing it was such a good line 😂

  • @BottleofJarritos
    @BottleofJarritos Год назад +263

    For how many times Engineer from TF2 are in these videos, It's surprising how little this channel has posted about TF2, especially because TF2 is *very* Chaotic

    • @Lazycake1
      @Lazycake1 Год назад +5

      ja(yes)

    • @shogun616
      @shogun616 Год назад +4

    • @nexanine
      @nexanine Год назад +6

      Da

    • @nexanine
      @nexanine Год назад +4

      হ্যা

    • @junya4351
      @junya4351 Год назад +9

      The robot they used when demonstrating what happened to hitch bot, is from Titanfall 2 another game that can be shortened to TF2

  • @davidkelley8442
    @davidkelley8442 3 года назад +3804

    Haters: You can’t just shit post in 4K
    Badger: laughs maniacally in $26k motion capture suit

    • @blackgem12
      @blackgem12 3 года назад +149

      Haha mocap suit go beep boop

    • @ind0minusr3x51
      @ind0minusr3x51 3 года назад +93

      O B S E R V E

    • @TheOriginalElkstone
      @TheOriginalElkstone 3 года назад +59

      Thought you said shit posting in 40K, like warhammer
      Cause he does that and all

    • @rickgrimes2756
      @rickgrimes2756 3 года назад +16

      Mocap suit, well time to literallly become Jabba the hut because shit post

    • @tristankahl6843
      @tristankahl6843 3 года назад +9

      Wait it cost how much???

  • @johnathanfelder5800
    @johnathanfelder5800 3 года назад +509

    As a Philadelphian myself, I can confirm it is the battlefield 1 intro scene 24/7 all day all nite

    • @gabriellackman1183
      @gabriellackman1183 3 года назад +19

      As a fellow Philadelphian, I can confirm this statement...

    • @dominusmaharg
      @dominusmaharg 3 года назад +11

      As a son of a Philadelphian, but still a Philadelphian at heart, agreed.

    • @godfatherjames
      @godfatherjames 3 года назад +15

      As a Philadelphian currently asking myself if those are gunshots or fireworks that I hear, I can fourth this statement.

    • @dominusmaharg
      @dominusmaharg 3 года назад +8

      @@godfatherjames I hear them too and I aint in Philly currently

    • @TotesNotAPerson
      @TotesNotAPerson 3 года назад +4

      *7 nation army glitch mob remix intensifies *

  • @toddcorbin6095
    @toddcorbin6095 Год назад +50

    The fact that he spoke german at 6:30 and he speaks it so well, its just awsome.

  • @griffincrump5077
    @griffincrump5077 Год назад +44

    Now I want a 40k game where this is how you play guard & tau but when you play space marines you’re just the one marine

    • @Baldwin-iv445
      @Baldwin-iv445 2 месяца назад

      What about orcs?

    • @griffincrump5077
      @griffincrump5077 2 месяца назад +3

      @@Baldwin-iv445 if you’re a Nob or something it’s just the one, for boys you get to be a whole chunk (bonus points for the number you get being partially randomized because they have 0 organization)

    • @user-bc6ok4yh7y
      @user-bc6ok4yh7y 10 дней назад +3

      we need this

  • @normalpeoplelikeme
    @normalpeoplelikeme 3 года назад +943

    The mo-cap suit has just elevated Badger's memery to a level of perfection beyond anything I ever imagined. True quality shitposting.

    • @bobberman4641
      @bobberman4641 3 года назад +58

      He’s now able to produce shitposts at an alarming rate with that mo-cap suit

    • @ind0minusr3x51
      @ind0minusr3x51 3 года назад +31

      Unlocking the Mo-cap suit---> Shitposting became more powerfull

    • @josharmstrong8813
      @josharmstrong8813 3 года назад +16

      His shitposting ability just leveled up and he unlocked the mocap suit
      He can now produce shitposts with over 3 times the quality at double the speed

    • @Earthenfist
      @Earthenfist 3 года назад +2

      I was wondering how his animations had suddenly become so lifelike.

    • @ayaxmcgill635
      @ayaxmcgill635 3 года назад +1

      You say perfection but his channel id basi8 "shitposter with da corporate credit card what will he do?" So you never know what will come next 😂

  • @namelessguy653
    @namelessguy653 3 года назад +2302

    "Paterson fire a warning shot"
    "Sir this is a flame thrower"
    "Meh potatoe potatoe burn em alive Paterson"

    • @christianoalmeidademoraes4993
      @christianoalmeidademoraes4993 3 года назад +35

      Nice i renember that.

    • @hunterofsol3339
      @hunterofsol3339 3 года назад +90

      "Patterson fire a warning shot"
      "Sir, this is an M32 Rotary Grenade Launcher."
      "Meh potatoe potatoe, fire. *THUMP*"

    • @saracen_rue6345
      @saracen_rue6345 3 года назад +23

      Considering this is a clip from Division 2, and now that has a flamethrower, it still works

    • @bloodykarambit9543
      @bloodykarambit9543 3 года назад +2

      @@christianoalmeidademoraes4993 I member that to. It was fantastic

    • @abysswalker2594
      @abysswalker2594 3 года назад +4

      @@hunterofsol3339 booom

  • @Mr.Manta5988
    @Mr.Manta5988 Год назад +32

    2:13 For anyone wondering: The sign in the background reads:
    Strictly Prohibited is
    Smoking
    Lighting of fire
    or entering with open source of light.

  • @matchead6972
    @matchead6972 Год назад +105

    A glimpse of the future, new tactics in war
    New doctrine in combat explored
    As fast as lightning, there's no time to mourn
    A glimpse of the future and Blitzkrieg is born!
    *MG42 INTENSIFIES*

    • @MaticTheProto
      @MaticTheProto Год назад +5

      Overwhelming firepower galore :P

    • @jackdobbie7268
      @jackdobbie7268 Год назад +5

      @@MaticTheProto there fuelled by the fear in their enemies eyes

    • @shogun616
      @shogun616 Год назад +4

      out of the trenches the stormtroopers rise

    • @Tamo_thehighschoolartist
      @Tamo_thehighschoolartist 6 месяцев назад +2

      This sounds like Sabaton

    • @matchead6972
      @matchead6972 6 месяцев назад +2

      yes@@Tamo_thehighschoolartist

  • @americanhat3766
    @americanhat3766 3 года назад +697

    Anyone else want to see him have a behind the scenes of him flailing his arms about while mumbling to himself?

  • @blobert62
    @blobert62 2 года назад +3624

    “Jedi’s can block lasers? Ok, have fun with this buckshot.” Top 10 quotes of all time

    • @magnusthered4973
      @magnusthered4973 2 года назад +172

      Mandalorians in a nutshell it’s either buck shot, disintegrator, or the flamenwhefer

    • @youknowwhoitis.itsmyname4746
      @youknowwhoitis.itsmyname4746 2 года назад +136

      @@magnusthered4973 it’s basically “ah, fuck your lightsabers, we got better than “bullets and lasers” shit”

    • @aperturescienceguy2737
      @aperturescienceguy2737 2 года назад +85

      Oh you block lasers?
      *How about fucking slugs*

    • @blademaster2390
      @blademaster2390 2 года назад +91

      The Mandalorians really be like “parry this you filthy casual”

    • @givemeyoureggs456
      @givemeyoureggs456 2 года назад +51

      I can imagine a jedi charging a madalorian and they just casually pulls a saw off from the hip

  • @copper8327
    @copper8327 Год назад +38

    "Jedi's can block lasers? ok, have fun with this BUCKSHOT" Best line of the video. Badger, your jokes are really helping me rn, I'm sick with what we think is a fever, and watching this video with my tea and Advil is really helping. thanks for your amazing humor and hilarious content. Keep making amazing videos like this.

    • @GZilla311
      @GZilla311 6 месяцев назад +1

      Hope you’re doing better.
      15:03 for reference to others

    • @copper8327
      @copper8327 6 месяцев назад +1

      Thanks! I hope your doing good too. :)

  • @ultra5986
    @ultra5986 Год назад +50

    Proud to say I am now addicted to this game.

    • @eli1000fer
      @eli1000fer Год назад

      ugh howwww. I picked it up because of this video and I wanted to like it so bad but the progression is ridiculously complicated. There are 6 campaigns all with different maps. Each campaign has two factions which track progression separately. Each level unlocks a weapon or vehicle, but you don't actually get that weapon until you buy them ONE at a time using "orders" earned from daily challenges. Then you can give it to one soldier in one out of four squads.
      Why is it so complex? And the grind is looooong.

    • @3lemmonz89
      @3lemmonz89 Год назад +1

      @@eli1000fer Pretty sure the Enlisted grind is nothing compared to the War Thunder grind, you would have some fun with that.

    • @eli1000fer
      @eli1000fer Год назад

      @@3lemmonz89 the war thunder grind is long but theres also wayyyy more content

    • @raging_aura_blaxx
      @raging_aura_blaxx Год назад

      @@eli1000fer I wouldn't use the word complex to define the grind, it's fairly straightforward. Also saying there's more content to defend the grind on War Thunder isn't much of a defense to anyone who has actually played War Thunder

    • @MaticTheProto
      @MaticTheProto Год назад

      @@eli1000fer not really complicated

  • @optimuscrime1023
    @optimuscrime1023 3 года назад +818

    Badgers Resume:
    -Intense obsession for Pyrotechnics
    -Executes Squadrons with Lugers on Tuesdays
    -Enjoys Domeing people with Hunter rifles
    -Breaking the Genova Conventions with the boys on an hourly basis
    -inhales mustard gas like it’s solvent abuse
    -has the world “GaggleFuck” in his vocab

    • @unrulybot1352
      @unrulybot1352 3 года назад +65

      You Forgot
      -Shitposting like it's his personality.

    • @Chirpysemperboy
      @Chirpysemperboy 3 года назад +17

      Has the word "Gagglefuck" tattooed across his chest.

    • @nodeloliver6201
      @nodeloliver6201 3 года назад +39

      -Consumes cold-can ravioli with reckless and frightening abandoned.
      -Enjoys killing pickles, bananas, and robots in various and creative ways.
      -Regularly vibe-checks gamers with the force of a thousand suns.
      -Is the reason why Gamer Sups has no lawsuits. (They'll never find the bodies)
      -Is the reason why it DO go down like that.
      -Has a pet Shark named Clarence, who is wanted in several countries for MULTIPLE war-crimes.
      -Speaks German. That's it.
      -Is unironically Canadian
      -Violently American. Like, wholesale slaughter levels of American.
      -Is NOT, in fact, Russian. Merely lulling the Russians into a false sense of security so Clarence can re-assume power in Chechnya.
      -Secretly a badger. He plans on retaking his kingdom from the raccoons.

    • @Cooldude-ko7ps
      @Cooldude-ko7ps 3 года назад

      Breaks not breaking. Awesome.

    • @getcancer1542
      @getcancer1542 3 года назад

      @@Chirpysemperboy wait for real?

  • @AnthonyGarcia-pl8kc
    @AnthonyGarcia-pl8kc 3 года назад +386

    Imperial Guardsman: “I don’t want to go out there anymore!”
    Commissar Skullker: “Changing your mind… young man?”

    • @jhopkins1515
      @jhopkins1515 3 года назад +17

      Death world boys: already out there having the time of their very short lives.

    • @exudeku
      @exudeku 3 года назад +10

      Kriegsmen:bruh

    • @Zivon96
      @Zivon96 3 года назад +12

      Ciaphas Cain: "I don't wanna go out there anymore..."
      Also Ciaphas Cain: "Had I known then what I know now... I would have been out there."

    • @generaljedi8691
      @generaljedi8691 3 года назад +10

      98K is like a 40K lazgun.
      Because those who make fun of how pitiful the lazgun is have never stood in a field of a thousand of them

    • @JeanLucCaptain
      @JeanLucCaptain 3 года назад +3

      FLAMERWURFER: PURGE THE HERETIC AND THE TRAITOR!!!!

  • @Ultrasecond77
    @Ultrasecond77 Год назад +12

    i love how excited Geuce gets when he says "IMMA GET BINGO"

  • @ronin1915
    @ronin1915 Год назад +12

    I just noticed that Badger animated the Luger pistol jamming - which was a common problem with those pistols (7:05)

  • @EricGamer87365
    @EricGamer87365 3 года назад +458

    Badger: This is a realistic WW2 Shooter
    Also Badger: The solders are splitting off by mitosis.

  • @BTBlahBlahBlah
    @BTBlahBlahBlah 3 года назад +868

    "He was immediately beaten to death in Philidelphia." Badger 2021
    Me: Sounds like home.

  • @that_Dominic_guy
    @that_Dominic_guy 10 месяцев назад +5

    2:23 I appreciate the attempt at lessening the horror of how mitosis would actually work here. Let me be clear: EACH INDIVIDUAL SOLDIER WOULD DOUBLE EXPONENTIALLY. That thought is terrifying but it’s even more terrifying to not see it happen and wonder

  • @thetruecoollcat9370
    @thetruecoollcat9370 Год назад +17

    singing Kanye West songs when dropping bombs on Omaha hits different now

  • @ShadowXaenen
    @ShadowXaenen 3 года назад +1281

    Badger: plays literally any war game.
    Heavy machine guns: *you rang?*

    • @goomy9966
      @goomy9966 3 года назад +37

      You may be able to beat me, but can you beat my MG42?

    • @Vault_tec10
      @Vault_tec10 3 года назад +9

      All you finna hear is a brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt

    • @charcoal4742
      @charcoal4742 3 года назад +13

      People: the machine gun isn't really that good
      Badger: mg42 go brrr

    • @gavinbillings6535
      @gavinbillings6535 3 года назад +22

      @@goomy9966 "some people think they can out smart me maybe .....maybe. i have yet to meet one who can outsmart bullet" - the Heavy

    • @wokedog1799
      @wokedog1799 3 года назад

      *GPMGs

  • @mjwastak3n_55
    @mjwastak3n_55 3 года назад +385

    "We burned them with flametrowers, it was neat" - Little Pete

  • @dappermagician268
    @dappermagician268 7 месяцев назад +5

    17:33 spirit airlines when ur 10,000 feet in the air.

  • @shibniblin443
    @shibniblin443 Год назад +24

    the story of hitch bot is tragic omg

  • @Dreager141
    @Dreager141 2 года назад +3996

    Can’t wait for the Vietnam-era sequel to Enlisted, “Drafted”

    • @thundergaming155
      @thundergaming155 2 года назад +264

      *Fortunate Son playing in the backround*

    • @rcslyman8929
      @rcslyman8929 2 года назад +169

      Squad spawns drop in the LZ. We go in like Mel Gibson. We came out like Willem Dafoe.

    • @mileskessler2905
      @mileskessler2905 2 года назад +64

      @@rcslyman8929 lmao u mean we don't come out??

    • @rcslyman8929
      @rcslyman8929 2 года назад +45

      @@mileskessler2905 You, sir, know your cultural references.

    • @J.Wolf90
      @J.Wolf90 2 года назад +8

      @@rcslyman8929 😆

  • @SexyTimeWithTaylor
    @SexyTimeWithTaylor 3 года назад +728

    I can't stress to any of you enough how much joy it brings me to think that Badger is in a room somewhere, wearing a mocap suit, and dancing around like an idiot. then walking up to his pc and running the animation back to make sure it captured right, then doing it again because it didn't.
    Edit: the fact he now has RUclips shorts channel, displaying this very thing has completed my life.

    • @SecondSpade
      @SecondSpade 3 года назад +3

      What channel?

    • @SexyTimeWithTaylor
      @SexyTimeWithTaylor 3 года назад +4

      @@SecondSpade ruclips.net/user/shortsWvLDlw2fz5k?feature=share

    • @ikewessel5070
      @ikewessel5070 3 года назад +1

      And his wife's just standing in the corner laughing her ass off.

    • @SexyTimeWithTaylor
      @SexyTimeWithTaylor 3 года назад +2

      @@ikewessel5070 yo is this man married!? Sense fucking when!

  • @DMS_Yeet
    @DMS_Yeet Год назад +5

    I love the way bager said "good morning" and the other replied "oooooooooooooooooo" hilarious 😂

  • @user-ts7wi3iz6d
    @user-ts7wi3iz6d Год назад +6

    They caught me off guard with the bingo joke
    Love the vids
    Hope you have a good day

  • @Nordern
    @Nordern 3 года назад +13906

    Everyone gangsta until the werfer starts to flammen!

    • @prestigekey5509
      @prestigekey5509 3 года назад +208

      Everybody Gangsta until the flammen starts to get werft

    • @schnozberries98
      @schnozberries98 3 года назад +45

      Hilaaaaarrriiiiooouuussssss. I’ve totally neeeeeevvvveeeerrrrr seen this comment aaannnnyyywwwhhhheeeeerrreee.

    • @spectre8131
      @spectre8131 3 года назад +67

      "Hans get ze flammenwerfer!
      The H E A V Y flammenwerfer!"

    • @haydenwolton8900
      @haydenwolton8900 3 года назад +6

      True

    • @prestigekey5509
      @prestigekey5509 3 года назад +29

      @@schnozberries98 lösch oder ich verbrenne dein dorf

  • @meloncat4882
    @meloncat4882 3 года назад +3471

    Here's a joke for badger:
    three Germans walk into a BAR
    they have a garand time

    • @glenhowland8711
      @glenhowland8711 3 года назад +143

      God that’s foul comically

    • @nashtebelak466
      @nashtebelak466 2 года назад +91

      Kar you going to keep making these jokes? Less taste than those communion werfers. Damn...I've become the one thing I swore to destroy

    • @geschlechtspunkheiten4180
      @geschlechtspunkheiten4180 2 года назад +62

      Ah, I see wehr this is göring

    • @adrianramirez4129
      @adrianramirez4129 2 года назад +26

      thats disgusting. *thats great tho*

    • @grantdietrich2360
      @grantdietrich2360 2 года назад +22

      It's all fun and games until they set the bar on fire.

  • @dextersauve5491
    @dextersauve5491 9 месяцев назад +5

    2:41 i love the detail of the shot hitting grouse's helmet

  • @itisyebadger
    @itisyebadger Год назад +2

    The most satisfying thing is getting loads of kills with the flammenwerfer in Enlisted

  • @schonnj
    @schonnj 3 года назад +433

    "Jedis can block lasers? Okay, have fun with this buckshot" is a motto to be respected.

    • @jesserenfro9180
      @jesserenfro9180 3 года назад +44

      It wasn't buckshot it was slugs that would go through the saber and melt into their faces.....
      "Oh you use those things to block projectiles? BE A SHAME IF I WEAPONIZED THAT"

    • @crustaceanking3293
      @crustaceanking3293 3 года назад +30

      @@jesserenfro9180 thats canonically how the Mandalorians fought the Jedi

    • @kratosgamerization4907
      @kratosgamerization4907 3 года назад +10

      when I heard that I litterally went *HOLY SHIT*

    • @AceBallon3721
      @AceBallon3721 3 года назад +1

      @@crustaceanking3293 yup

    • @ricecooker7037
      @ricecooker7037 3 года назад +3

      Parry this elite preferred species

  • @zqsoul4415
    @zqsoul4415 3 года назад +776

    Chilling in world War two with the boys is the most appropriate title

    • @can-bine1726
      @can-bine1726 3 года назад +13

      I'm stealing that

    • @josefzalusky7307
      @josefzalusky7307 3 года назад +4

      Me n the boys on our way to becoming hive minds in WW2

    • @paulsd9255
      @paulsd9255 3 года назад

      Guess the algo didn't like WW2 on the title. Werfing Flammen works though.

  • @twistedwolf2870
    @twistedwolf2870 Год назад +3

    i do like how he makes subtle yet funny payday 2 references but i think he should make more payday 2 videos because they are hilarious

  • @JDubs-wf6gj
    @JDubs-wf6gj 8 месяцев назад +4

    The "DoNt MiNd if I dO" part had me dying ong 💀💀💀 if you want to see the part its at 2:52

  • @Clutchnatiin98
    @Clutchnatiin98 3 года назад +517

    I can never be disappointed when badger and the boys play a period game. Especially when the germans are involved. Everyone knows the germans are known for they're sense of humor

    • @SWTobito0702
      @SWTobito0702 3 года назад +2

      Oh we sure are😁

    • @Codex_0613
      @Codex_0613 3 года назад +5

      their*

    • @chillerhasen
      @chillerhasen 3 года назад

      👌🏻

    • @KaempferleonTTV
      @KaempferleonTTV 3 года назад +1

      guten tag i hear german what you need. can it a little bit of GAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSS or something else

    • @Stale_Mahoney
      @Stale_Mahoney 3 года назад +8

      this is german humor, it is no laughing matter...

  • @MadamInsanity88
    @MadamInsanity88 3 года назад +329

    "What caliber does a bar shoot?"
    "30.06"
    "WHAT?!"
    Bro that fucking killed me.

    • @d4m4ge55
      @d4m4ge55 3 года назад

      Lol same

    • @jhopkins1515
      @jhopkins1515 3 года назад +2

      That was a very genuine "WHAT" and I loved it.

    • @brandonstowe5849
      @brandonstowe5849 3 года назад

      Big fucking Round

    • @duckilyy_
      @duckilyy_ 3 года назад +5

      he replied so quickly, like not even a second later "30.06"

    • @Texan.Insomniac
      @Texan.Insomniac 3 года назад +1

      14:25

  • @idkwhatimdoingforsomereason
    @idkwhatimdoingforsomereason Год назад +7

    It isn’t a Russian badger video without VIOLENCE

  • @oilybat3269
    @oilybat3269 Год назад +3

    17:33
    That one guy in WW3 that graduated from the Air Force academy online

  • @yourfriendlyneighbourhoodc8475
    @yourfriendlyneighbourhoodc8475 3 года назад +542

    I am 100% sure that if Badger ever became a teacher he would always have a 1911 on him to shoot whatever he wants the students to see instead of a laser pointer

    • @YanagiKOWareta
      @YanagiKOWareta 3 года назад +30

      Nah man he would take out the people who skip class and call them deserters

    • @explodedpoet6400
      @explodedpoet6400 3 года назад +2

      @@YanagiKOWareta *slow clap* awesome~

    • @nastalgiahood
      @nastalgiahood 3 года назад +11

      Hed probably make it like his warzone one with all the attachments and he'd definitly be a history teacher since hed have more chances to use it, and then he can listen to sabaton for CONTENT

    • @jamesfinch6139
      @jamesfinch6139 3 года назад +3

      He needs to get the .45 long slide with laser sightings

    • @jackjedi811
      @jackjedi811 3 года назад +1

      Patriotism intensifies

  • @genghisjon7288
    @genghisjon7288 3 года назад +272

    I love how Philadelphia literally translates to "brotherly love". Hitchbot got murdered in the city of brotherly love. Man, Philly's a special place

  • @stevencolor3389
    @stevencolor3389 Год назад +1

    I have been playing for awhile and I can add somethings:
    The radio operator is fantastic as an attachment to the squad, spawn it, lay low for 30 seconds so he doesn't get dropped early, call in artillery where the enemy such as on the objective then keep moving, results will vary as the starting of D-Day is nearly impossible to do any real damage to the german bunkers.
    The best grenade imo is the explosive bundle as it can kill or damage tanks and can be cooked before throwing, letting every man become an ambush anti-tank soldier/sucide bomber.
    Having all the ai squad members means it is likely critical members of the squad will get dropped crossing areas that you made it through.

    • @Baldwin-iv445
      @Baldwin-iv445 2 месяца назад

      This comment needs more views.

  • @kayladraws83
    @kayladraws83 Год назад +3

    10:10 I must time stamp this, it’s both sad yet funny!

  • @MineCraft-wt7iz
    @MineCraft-wt7iz 3 года назад +169

    "Jedi's can block lasers? Ok..have fun with this BUCKSHOT" my favorite line here

    • @MineCraft-wt7iz
      @MineCraft-wt7iz 3 года назад +3

      @SharkTank Excuseme whaaaaaat

    • @pineappleboi27
      @pineappleboi27 3 года назад +1

      @SharkTank 🧂🧂🧂

    • @ChimeraMK
      @ChimeraMK 3 года назад

      @SharkTank You ok dude? Got something you wanna get off your chest?

  • @jafsrob
    @jafsrob 3 года назад +214

    "Jedi's can block lasers? Ok, have fun with this buckshot."

    • @Hastur_the_King_in_Yellow
      @Hastur_the_King_in_Yellow 3 года назад +50

      "Parry this you fucking casual."

    • @ShadowFox0324
      @ShadowFox0324 3 года назад +12

      @@Hastur_the_King_in_Yellow came lookin for this. Not disappointed. Well done

    • @boartank
      @boartank 3 года назад +5

      They can force shield it. Lasers they can't if I remember correctly

    • @jacobfreeman5444
      @jacobfreeman5444 3 года назад +3

      Laser buckshot

    • @nuancedhistory
      @nuancedhistory 3 года назад +7

      Yeah that's actually true. Back in the WEG RPG they added Verpine Flechette Weapons which just got sort of made the standard for Mandalorians over the years, particularly by Karen Traviss but it pre-dates her.

  • @maverick1841
    @maverick1841 Год назад +2

    2:52 THATS THE WAY SOLDIER FÜR DAS DEUTSCHE REICH that was the motivation i was looking for

  • @dragonoverlord2010
    @dragonoverlord2010 Год назад +2

    I love that bit about the mandalorians. "Oh you can reflect individual lasers? Ever heard what happens to lead buckshot when you introduce it to plasma at the speed of sound? And the guy in front of it?" Sometimes the caveman brain is just so...right.

  • @corvanj8766
    @corvanj8766 3 года назад +393

    *_"one shudders to imagine what inhuman thoughts lie behind that mask... what dreams of chronic and cruelty?"_*
    The dude:

  • @khiemtrinh8330
    @khiemtrinh8330 3 года назад +176

    “Am I right, Dallas?”
    “AUGH, I’M DYING”

    • @chaosmiles07
      @chaosmiles07 3 года назад +9

      BAAAIIINNN

    • @Mangos1021
      @Mangos1021 3 года назад +7

      I NEED A MEDIC BAG
      I laughed so much at this part for some reason.

  • @retardedvince173
    @retardedvince173 Год назад +3

    Fun fact, the flamethrower has a hell of recoil lol 7:06

  • @bucherwurm5344
    @bucherwurm5344 3 года назад +913

    "Das macht viel spaß", which in german means "that´s a lot of fun!"
    "That shit bangs" is more like "Der Scheiß ballert"

  • @jjojo6520
    @jjojo6520 3 года назад +801

    The Russian badger is the only guy who can make me watch a 20 minute ad

  • @AlexM-fv8lp
    @AlexM-fv8lp Год назад +4

    As I biology major, I fully endorse bajur's use of mitosis in this video! Even geuce's mitochondria at C is allowed!

  • @BudgieBall743
    @BudgieBall743 7 месяцев назад +2

    Playing as the Axis in the Invasion of Normandy is just pure pain for me in public matches... 💀

  • @Ahmopsk
    @Ahmopsk 3 года назад +263

    this is so polished, since most of badger's uncut twitch content was just him setting himself on fire by accident, him kamikazing into people and sniping with the anti-tank rifle.

    • @Safetyswitch
      @Safetyswitch 3 года назад +32

      did you just say *POLISH* ???

    • @blackjesus723
      @blackjesus723 3 года назад +1

      I honestly was excited to see he uploaded. Theres no tellin how much of a shit post this video is with that mo cap suit he bought

  • @aidanhartline3411
    @aidanhartline3411 3 года назад +317

    “What Caliber is a Bar in?”
    “30-06”
    “What?!”
    Can confirm, 30-06 hit different when you only get 1 shot at a time.

    • @sigilumsanctum2105
      @sigilumsanctum2105 3 года назад +7

      I feel like he had an awakening when he heard that

    • @aidanhartline3411
      @aidanhartline3411 3 года назад +4

      @@sigilumsanctum2105 bruh quite frankly I didn’t know that until he said it either but I mean I wasn’t that surprised cause Murcia

    • @MachineMan-mj4gj
      @MachineMan-mj4gj 3 года назад +8

      @@aidanhartline3411 And the best part is, the BAR was so heavy that the recoil was actually pretty light.

  • @Grimmmmy-boy
    @Grimmmmy-boy Месяц назад +1

    I kinda wish badger would do another enlisted video. There’s been so many updates and changes it’s almost like an entire different game.

  • @thepiguito
    @thepiguito Год назад +1

    Fell in love with this channel in one day. Perfect.

  • @carstenhoppert3749
    @carstenhoppert3749 3 года назад +236

    i (as a german)
    love how every time bageer plays as a german in ANY game he mixes german and english together i like that

    • @kacperszatko8192
      @kacperszatko8192 3 года назад +1

      Shouldn't he say Werstehst du mich instead of wersteht er mich?
      I ain't no native speaker but see a difference between persons.

    • @boxovitch5218
      @boxovitch5218 3 года назад +2

      I’m learning German in duolingo and it’s always fun seeing you tubers I watch speak German

    • @sems5247
      @sems5247 3 года назад +5

      @@kacperszatko8192 i mean im pretty Sure he said Versteht ihr mich? And he probaly meant us the viewer so more then one Person so he said it right

    • @Cheesieweesie
      @Cheesieweesie 3 года назад

      Hello neighbor

    • @Sorta8
      @Sorta8 3 года назад

      Welp ,I'll say
      *where's the difference?*
      .

  • @jacoblansman8147
    @jacoblansman8147 3 года назад +261

    Why am I learning that the BAR is a full-auto Garand with triple-sized mag in a Badger video? This seems like the sort of shit I'd learn over on Brandon Herrera's channel

    • @phasedcloak2835
      @phasedcloak2835 3 года назад +14

      "There a mutherfunkin full-auto Garand!!?"
      how have i never heard of this?

    • @StarkRaven59
      @StarkRaven59 3 года назад +2

      M1919: Am I a joke to you?

    • @asdrubaelvect8038
      @asdrubaelvect8038 3 года назад +7

      It wasn't meme'd yet so Herrera probably isn't even aware.

    • @lukelblitz3627
      @lukelblitz3627 3 года назад

      @@asdrubaelvect8038 ....Herrera owns a goddamn gun building company
      He prolly knows more about firearms than any of us

    • @asdrubaelvect8038
      @asdrubaelvect8038 3 года назад +4

      @@lukelblitz3627 Jesus Dude, it was a joke. Have you not seen gun meme review?
      What is he your Dad or something?

  • @lastlunatic
    @lastlunatic Год назад +4

    WHY DOES GERMAN SOUND SO FUNNY WHEN YOU SPEAK ITTT 😭😂

  • @jordenguevara-foss9502
    @jordenguevara-foss9502 Год назад +3

    radoe operators are actly really good at clearing out groups of enemy's.

  • @silverhawk8699
    @silverhawk8699 3 года назад +228

    Gotta say, this 'low-fi to storm Normandy to' playlist is indeed
    *a certified Allied classic*

    • @TotesNotAPerson
      @TotesNotAPerson 3 года назад +4

      And let me guess mick Gordon for the nazi which in all actuality is technically the national Socialist of Germany Nazi is actually a Bulgarian term for simple minded but oh well pop-culture will be pop-culture

  • @mnmtortise3341
    @mnmtortise3341 3 года назад +415

    You have no idea how much I love seeing tf2 engineer in the trenches

  • @Shadowangel615
    @Shadowangel615 Год назад +3

    I tried this game out today, last game I played I was in a tank and managed to take out the entire crew of another Tank in one shot, while I may never feel this feeling again I will forever treasure it

  • @michaelpober8605
    @michaelpober8605 Год назад +3

    I really hope that thy are going to add more campings.

  • @thor8606
    @thor8606 2 года назад +529

    I love how you guys can always be such patriots for whatever country you're currently committing war crimes in the name of

    • @TheCreepyLantern
      @TheCreepyLantern 2 года назад +11

      "dude they let us do war crimes, 'cause we're loyal"

  • @FishInDaToilet
    @FishInDaToilet 3 года назад +411

    The most tragic war story: Hitchbot's tour in America

    • @nurvis3489
      @nurvis3489 3 года назад +38

      Saving Private Hitchbot

    • @rickgrimes2756
      @rickgrimes2756 3 года назад +21

      More like repairing private Hitchbot

    • @comicdonutman6790
      @comicdonutman6790 3 года назад +4

      Lmao

    • @darschpugs4690
      @darschpugs4690 3 года назад +12

      i would have taken hitchbot home...and kept him for awhile..and like took him everywhere with me lol.

    • @Silver19897
      @Silver19897 3 года назад +17

      Can we talk about how he got absolutely slaughtered in the city of brotherly love

  • @gunnut4383
    @gunnut4383 Год назад +2

    You make me wanna play games I thought were bad, keep it up 👍

  • @travisveres1238
    @travisveres1238 Год назад +5

    I’m glad you have actual knowledge of guns when your talking😂

  • @DarthOmix
    @DarthOmix 2 года назад +1359

    As a resident of Pennsylvania, I can attest that "Yep, that's Philly" is a state-wide sentiment.

    • @dre5586
      @dre5586 2 года назад +19

      Countrywide

    • @imretro2182
      @imretro2182 2 года назад +15

      Continent-wide

    • @IGameShit
      @IGameShit 2 года назад +12

      @@imretro2182 worldwide

    • @imretro2182
      @imretro2182 2 года назад +5

      @@IGameShit planet-wide

    • @rockclanhawkstar1454
      @rockclanhawkstar1454 2 года назад +13

      As a person who visited Pennsylvania every year growing up to visit my mom's family, I agree.

  • @adastra3280
    @adastra3280 3 года назад +303

    "Hans did you get the panzerfaust?"
    "nein, I brought the entire American army"

    • @ninja6245-real
      @ninja6245-real 3 года назад +8

      “Ja hanz. But ze entire American army!”

    • @BarneyFromBlackMesa
      @BarneyFromBlackMesa 3 года назад +2

      EvErYbOdY gAnStA tIlL bAdGeR pUlLs OuT tHe PMM

  • @cosmo8218
    @cosmo8218 Год назад +3

    I Imagine a chuckle in Flammenwerfer sound like: AAAAH AHAAAH FUCK IN ON FIRE AAAAAH GOOD AAHSHAHS

  • @MayBeSomething
    @MayBeSomething Год назад +1

    "Because no matter how outnumbered you are, an MG34 can solve between 800 and 900 problems per minute."

  • @sabineaton5497
    @sabineaton5497 3 года назад +259

    This animation has now gone to a new level of B A S E D

    • @nteridr9115
      @nteridr9115 3 года назад +29

      its cause he uses a motion capture suit. thats why his videos r gonna take longer to get released

    • @faffy2632
      @faffy2632 3 года назад +17

      Worth

    • @charcoal4742
      @charcoal4742 3 года назад +1

      @@nteridr9115 really?

    • @balter8999
      @balter8999 3 года назад +5

      @@charcoal4742 yeah if you check his star wars video in the sponsor he said raid helped him get the mocap

    • @Z3nj1
      @Z3nj1 3 года назад +4

      I hope he will still make some animations im used to the old animations and I think he uses the motion capture suit too much

  • @generalharper6361
    @generalharper6361 3 года назад +170

    "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" - Everyone.

  • @batesbox2604
    @batesbox2604 Год назад +1

    Heavenly: DEATH BY FIRE
    Also Heavenly: I needed a tan its aight

  • @BA_NyxEclipse
    @BA_NyxEclipse Год назад +1

    “What caliber does a BAR shoot?
    “.30-06”
    “W H A T?!”

  • @johnrider433
    @johnrider433 3 года назад +188

    I love how Badger represents a spawn point by literally using a T-posing spawn coming out of the ground by Engineer.

  • @-anactualdoggo-
    @-anactualdoggo- 3 года назад +258

    Can we all just appreciate the level of editing before the 3rd minute mark.
    It's insane.

    • @accidxntal1786
      @accidxntal1786 3 года назад +8

      he uses a $20,000 mocap suit

    • @mirage4023
      @mirage4023 3 года назад +4

      @@accidxntal1786 and I’d say it’s the best damn purchase he’s ever fucking made

    • @-anactualdoggo-
      @-anactualdoggo- 3 года назад

      @@accidxntal1786 I know

    • @accidxntal1786
      @accidxntal1786 3 года назад

      @@mirage4023 easily lmao

  • @user-mg5ip7rn2k
    @user-mg5ip7rn2k Год назад +6

    9:25 just doin’ my job, it was nice servin’ with you, pardner

  • @h1tlerwithavape420
    @h1tlerwithavape420 3 года назад +444

    "Who knew you were better as a sandbag then a actual human being"
    - Russia 1941

    • @petkofuchalski9809
      @petkofuchalski9809 3 года назад +8

      ...Or food

    • @patatas08
      @patatas08 3 года назад +1

      @@petkofuchalski9809
      yum

    • @xerarch_ash
      @xerarch_ash 3 года назад +3

      “If we throw enough people at the bullets, eventually they’ll run out of bullets”

    • @patatas08
      @patatas08 3 года назад +1

      @@xerarch_ash Modern problems require modern sollutions

  • @Glitch_SYS
    @Glitch_SYS 3 года назад +542

    Geuce: What caliber does a BAR shoot?
    Grouse: 30-06
    Geuce: WHAT?!

    • @souldemon70
      @souldemon70 3 года назад +21

      *heavenly
      (Edit) don't listen to my dumbass, I thought it was pink but it was not

    • @vladgabrielmatei9128
      @vladgabrielmatei9128 3 года назад +7

      @@souldemon70 ah dont worry about it

    • @souldemon70
      @souldemon70 3 года назад +8

      @@vladgabrielmatei9128 thank you good sir for being so understanding

    • @vladgabrielmatei9128
      @vladgabrielmatei9128 3 года назад +7

      @@souldemon70 the world's a shit place
      doesnt mean we cant be better to compensate

    • @ricerice8940
      @ricerice8940 3 года назад +9

      Geuce's *WHAT?!* fucking killed me way deader than I thought it would

  • @totallynotdelinquent5933
    @totallynotdelinquent5933 Год назад

    I would love to see more of this. This game is just constant chaos lol

  • @kingakimoto69
    @kingakimoto69 Год назад

    Badger, your videos with the crew helped me have brighter days when I feel depressed. I always get a great laugh and my day becomes better! Thank you and your crew for being awesome and amazing!!

  • @thefrog101
    @thefrog101 3 года назад +123

    "lofi beats to storm Normandy to" I think i nearly burst a lung from this line

    • @Paludion
      @Paludion 3 года назад +6

      There are videos on youtube called "WW2 noises to relax and study", because what's more calming than the sound of violence and death of others. ^^

    • @fukkthisnewupdate8882
      @fukkthisnewupdate8882 3 года назад +1

      *America 100*