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- Опубликовано: 8 фев 2024
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Geuce (Green): / biggeuce
Clu (Red): / clu_snake
Stretchy (Blue): / feelthestretch
Grouse (Yellow): / the_grouse
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Eekaj (Orange): / eekajj
Digi (Turquoise): / digitalvagrant
Dustin (Army Green): / dirtbag_dustin
Bees (Gold): / thats_alotofbees
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Kublikong (Sand): / kublikong
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Basically everything is from the royalty free music library epidemic sound. 
Игры
20:27 - 28:30
There’s the whole Sprite bit for y’all, including the beginning context and Skullker summoning Sprite Cthulhu.
Thank you! This is my favorite Badger video for that bit! I find that running joke hilarious!
Agreed, @@Sweetroll_Wolfie. One of, if not his best bits of his RUclips career
8 minutes of PEAK.
Thank you.
ur gonna want tha 25:06 for the people who want the maximum pop,
also 27:37 is the 'parry loud noise' noise
There are two absolutes in life:
1. Badger fuckin ballin
2. Skulker ain't never washed
At least he shut the fuck up with the AI for once!
True
Only sith deal in absolutes
his wishes are damned and prettty fine
@@admiralbone9206and Jedi can't block buckshots
I like how Russian despises subs and aircraft carriers in this game like a medieval knight who's fed up with guns for ruining the spirit of war.
Wargaming Don Quixote lmao
Fair.
I mean, he’s in line with the majority of the old guard for this game
This is accurate, badger also hates modern aircraft in war thunder and loves old, weird tanks in world of tanks
I still have no idea why they added subs besides "moar content"
The day this man discovers helldivers 2 will be the day we take back
Malevelon Creek.
He been streaming it for something like the last week, since the servers stabilized.
Betting 100 it's gonna be next video.
@@panther-nk2hnif it’s not Lethal Company, it’ll be Helldivers 2
bit too late, as of today
Because he already discovered the creek@@grantbeier2461
REMEMBER THE CREEK
22:16 The hardest i've laughed all year has to be when Grouse came on screen with no animation! And the delivery of him saying "Drink some water for once in your fucken life" was perfect!
22:20 F**king Grouce man all ways steals the show
"I have no interest in world of warships"
"Badger has a voice pack"
"I have some interest in world of warships"
Exactly my thoughts
Same... We need to find each other somehow
Mmmmmmmm- SHIP
I am in the EXACT same boat lol.
@@deltazero4685 *Exact same warship
"I tried to make the "U.S.S. LOBSTERFEST" a real thing, turns out that's...illegal."
I almost choked to death upon that.
"TURBO illegal."
Ilobster
Payday 2 police raid sound
@@OfficerCharon for some reason I can Google translate your reply, and it translates to "The crowd is Illegal"
@@pegasus4191 sound of door being bashed in
Honestly I'm actually proud of badger. Unlike most streamers I love the fact that you went from reviewing games to literally becoming a VA in a sponsored content game continue to stay wholesome good sir. Also can't wait to see that helldivers 2 game because I know it's going to be funny
8:30 - bro went from “bro just hit you with a nautical slur? What was that?” to “Cap’n…shiver his timbers”
Best part ^^ I love your guy’s content, keep it up
I will give Guece some credit. He cut his code short knowing he was promoting on Badger's stream. Only after getting the go ahead he actually said it. That kind of respect is truly refreshing to see
Badger's homies are nothing if not tru bros
"Professionals _HAVE_ standards"
@@Mekboy_ComputerMonster true that
Hey Geuce is a real one. Fuck it I’m doing two orders of some supps. One to Geuce and one to Badger.
I doubt badger would have cared either way. Geuce and him have been buddies forever
Most people when given a genie: "Oh boy, what can I do to benefit me?"
Skulker with a genie: "Oh boy, what can I do to inflict the maximum amount of harm to the universe?"
If you would inverse the thing he said ... wings would just change shape? .
Make Lenzs Law reverse itself (it also breaks newtons laws of thermodynamics in the process), which p much destroys the entire understanding of electricity rn
@@leoyamauchi5992I want to add an electron to every atom in the universe
25:50 I wonder who that guy could be...
WHAT
BRO ITS YOU
Wassup
YOU. ITS YOU!
THE LEGEND OHMYGODD
Damn, he escaped cryo containment
We got to stop him!
Nah let him cook
“Security Breach! RussianBadger has broken containment!”
“RussianBadger has broken containment?!”
@@goingblargh "STOP HIMMMMM!!!"
Without bloating like a boomer from l4d
With every game and Max0r cameo, Badger is inching closer and closer to being a voice actor and I’m all for it
His voice has become so recognizable that I could point it out of anything.
Badger did gave voice to minos prime in the second video that Max0r did for ultrakill
I just want a video where Max0r joins them in a game
@@marcoricci3936he also voiced that man in front of the 2 fingers
wait what?! where is that robot bastard??
The Helldivers 2 video is currently in the making, and will likely drop this month.
This is not a hard prediction to make.
Not before Lethal Company.
I reckon it's next month
@@turok1456 Yea, I think so. He released a Helldivers Short on Apr. 14, so I bet a bigger video is coming.
But I was wrong about the Next Month thing. Unless you count the short, but that's kinda not the same.
This is the first sponsored promo I've seen that's actually tempting. Piloting the USS Lobsterminator while Badger says patriotic things in the background sounds like another level of fun
Geuce pausing mid-plug because he wasn't sure if Badger would be OK w/ him plugging his own GamerSupps code on his stream was so fucking funny and wholesome. Just dead stop, wrench in the gears.
Oh, he hit the brakes hard.
I was a blackjack dealer for a few years and dealt a perfect shoe to a player. No joke, 6 decks in blackjack and he won every. single. hand. He didn't up his bet, just played pretty much the same amount every hand. It was something like 35-45 hands? I didn't count at the time and I regret that I didn't. He made something like $30,000? Idk, it was like 8 years ago.
Anyway, Badger is right, do not listen to the voices.
could it be possible that the man's name was Henry Sugar
@heradow4672 holy shit is that a Roald Dahl reference
Who here wants russian badger to play helldivers 2
Edit well thanks everyone for the likes. This is the most like I have gotten on a comment
THATS HAS TO BE HIS NEXT VIDEO
I know he's gonna have fun with this one
HES ALREADY ON IT
@sigillotheproto676 Check the Twitch
FREEDOM NEVER SLEEPS!!!!
why is this channel so good when it’s literally just a bunch of guy’s screwing around yapping about the most random stuff ever it reminds me of back when i used to have like 200 something friends on playstation and i would just be in these massive 20 people parties just listening to everyone yapping and going on about some of the most random stuff as we clutched up and carried people in stuff like destiny 2 raids and dungeons
Destroyer players: Rat bastard (affectionate)
Submarine players: Rat bastard (derogatory)
27:11 Skulker has genuinely never heard someone ask him to turn his soundboard up before. I love how he's legit confused there for a sec.
so real
You know it's crazy when skulker questions you
Skulker got hit by an initimate check
The Geuce bit with the cans reminds me of Lythero's bit where Frieza is opening multiple soda cans.
13:46
Bull Sharks: jokes on you I don't care about whether I'm in saltwater or freshwater I'll still pester you like the inconvenience I am
Salmons: WATER IS WATER!
bull sharks
more like bullshit sharks
@@DAMMITKAKAROT More like No-Bullshit Sharks, they care none for Skullker's wacky rule changes.
@@Complexicon_of_a_Startist that's just more bullshit. plus, they live in goddamn florida.
@@DAMMITKAKAROT It's bullshit to ignore bullshit? Damn, that's news to me-
Also, the fact that they live in Florida makes too much sense lol.
22:55 I fucking love you can see the box used for the explosion ragdoll, shits a different level of comedic
Fuck yeah, same here
"One does not simply expect God to do all the work."
-Boromir
Boromir Graham
That was Joshua from Fallout: New Vegas.
@@ExpandDong420That was Boromir's long lost brother from another mother.
@@nickfury5536Lies and slander...
That's a hard going line right there to be honest if somebody said it in a movie.
25:23 they just turned into spongebob's alarm clock wth
2:19 GRIND
2:30 GRIND
3:32 GRIND
0:00 “This video contains loud noises”
My brain: “Skulker… what did you do?”
I love that your immediate reaction is wonder what Skulker did this time.
@@bendrenth441 Because it’s usually always him 🤣🤣
@@phantomsights4533 Have to agree here.
Blackhole microwave, apparently
Has anyone else seen that world of tanks video where Skulker held everyone hostage?
27:04 Skulker opening the microwave and black hole type shit material coming out is the funniest fucking thing ever
He let chat peep the horror
Pandora's box
If "Victory just as the founding fathers intended" is a voice line, "defeat, the founding fathers would be disappointed" better be a voice line
Russian badger, helldivers, play it.
That's the next video. He's been playing it on stream
@@ExHavic BY DEMOCRACY, REALLY!?
In the latest video about lethal company he said he was playing helldivers
@@Joescrazypants ik, i saw, i am exited
Not only did the title confuse me, but Badger sounding so calm when narrating made me think that I stepped into a alternate universe
Ikr.
big brother got to him
THANK GOD SOMEONE SAID SOMETHING
Literally lmao, thought he uploaded a short or something.
Seriously feels as if he was replaced by an alternate version of himself
I find it so funny how Badger’s voice is slowly sneaking its way into all of these different games as legitimate additions, it makes me happy knowing he’s made it to such a point.
The warthunder collab was nuts
Swaws
Don't forget his TABG voice pack
Heck yeah, Bajur in Max0r's vids, TABG and Warships voice packs, next thing You know he gonna be voicing folks in indie Animations
@@azeroth2994 Honestly, I give him like 2 years tops before he's doing something for CrunchyRoll, english dub-wise
Badger is prob one of the only ppl who can make a 30 min ad watchable and me not regret I just watched a whole ad to a fun game
I would seriously just like to chill with all these dudes for 24 hours. Always having a good time.
21:53 the pause for respect before promo is perfection
So basically: Badger made a tutorial of how to exploit a multimillionaire game company, how to overpass copyright with lobsters and how much a person can waste in Sprite cans for the commitment. This is truly, peak comedy.
it's not scamming them to play their free to play game as intended
Yeah this video feels like literally the most sponsored video of all time. I don’t think I’ve ever hated anything Badger has made more than this. Sitting here doing an ad read while acting like somehow playing the game exactly as the devs want you to is getting one over on them just feels kinda gross and embarrassing. No, you’re not “robbing money” by not paying for microtransactions, you’re not the winner in this interaction, stop trying to spin it like the WoW devs are philanthropists.
@@Wooper160atThePondyeah, the way it’s worded sucks
@@stevethebarbarian9876 Don't be a buzzkill.
So... idk if you reall mean "peek" comedy for only peeking through the doorlock of comedy, or if you meant "peak" comedy.
This one was NOT peak comedy.
also badger you are the only youtuber on the plan of existance that is able to get me to watch 32 minutes and 34 seconds of unending play time i don't know how you do it maybe its your humor or its the unending twitch getting brought up but you are the only person other than asmr that is able to keep me watching your vids for more than 10 minutes
Play helldiver's
Him and his friends would tear that game up with a goated video
22:19 "drink some water for once in your fucking life"
Literally everyone else in the VC: "No" 😂
BUt water is the best drink of every century. Yeah, quality dropped lately, but it is still good
at this point, bajur and grouse are writing the new payday 3 heists while doing this shitposting
payday 3 still bad tho
honestly, it's the sanest thing I ever heard Grouse say.
And badger brought back his old animation for that bit.
And it’s the only thing he contributes to the video!
Fun fact! Destroyers were initially designed to sink torp boats (aka torpedo boat *destroyers* ), then proceeded to become the big torp boats themselves.
One could say destroyers became the things they swore to destroy( *er* )
"You were supposed to destroy the sith not join them!"
Wasn't the reason being that Torp Boats could destroy Battleships with ease. Because they didn't have the ease to defend themselves? So nations started building Torpedo Boat Destroyers to counteract the problem, only for Destroyers to become the problem later on
Bring balance to naval warfare, not leave it in darkness!
@@perhaps_a_pikmin essentially yes.
Torpedo boats were too nimble to be train the guns on and plot the firing solution.
Destroyers were lighter, more nimble with faster loading and moving guns.
Can’t wait for Russian badger Helldivers 2 video
Well I guess it won't be illegal to make the USS Lobsterfest soon, since Red Lobster is about to die.
Geuce's Sprite-popping bit is the hardest i've laughed from a Badger vid since "you can't just murder mr. House because a robot told you to!"
"observe"
@@blackstone-gc9pz"How did I lose karma? He was already a vegetbale I was just making a mashed potato."
Dude same. I think that was the best and most intense laugh I've ever had in my whole life!
this is 2019 badger energy, we are SO back
@@cjkelly7536 the bonk had me cackling
I swear Badger, you are using the Doom 2016 Red Guard skin much more effectively than Doom 2016 ever did. They made such a baller character design and made it a corpse found in hidden areas holding collectibles.
can't wait to see badger make a video on Helldivers 2
Thats has to be his next vid
He needs to play titanfall 3
No titanfall 2
21:04 Geuce having a stroke
24:24 for reference, one of my professors helped run a study that found that it only takes 40g of sugar a day to start slowing your ability to form new memories.
Are you telling me that I can minmax dementia?
@@scooble_he is telling you that you can absolutely minmax dementia.
Alzheimer's any % speed run
no joke can i get a link to the study if its public?
guess i will have amnesia in no time then
20:39 pasta being *that* upset about being called Dominican is so genuine you can feel the anger in his voice 😂
Apparently that's a pretty common thing, hispanics get PISSED when you confuse them with certain others
If there's one thing that black people hate. It's being called Dominican.
If there's one thing that Dominican people hate. It's being called black.
It’s also very accurate to being Hispanic, because they absolutely despise being called the wrong nationality
Now I know that Fluffy (Gabriel Iglesias) was right. 💀
As a Mexican I've learned every Hispanic race has a hierarchy in their brain of the other brown races. Everybody's list is different and we all think we're number 1 and our next door neighbors are at the bottom lmao.
I've only ever seen your skits in shorts form. I was pleasantly surprised at your longer form content and your ability to advertise for a game and actually make me wanna play it
Now the Lobsterfest is possible cuz Red Lobster filed for bankruptcy
26:45 just the “I tried dude-“ killed me
just the absolute defeat and hilarity in one deep sigh/breath
I like how this video is much MOAR laid back and relaxed than the rest of the recent videos. Reminds me of the good old 2010’s siege videos
brother that game came out in 2015
@@thecommentor3845 i didn't care to check the dates on the videos
@Scott_TF2 if he was uploading siege videos back then, it would've been with like bandicam or fraps on the lowest possible settings
@@thecommentor38451080p still existed back then I believe?
Badger I want to thank you, when I was in a rough patch I found your videos, they cheered me up
This the kind of tomfoolery that scratches that itch in my brain in just the right way which is why I keep coming back to this channel. Great vid, as always, can't wait for more!
I never expected to die laughing over a bastard opening cans of sprite.
Holy shit...
"It's a white check, you can retry it."
Badger... did you just make a Disco Elysium reference? My boy, you're a bloody legend.
Badger playing DE would be fucking scary. Can you imagine him meeting Measurehead?!
Guece needs to max out Lady Killer perk
@@Mariodash23 he'd so beat up measurehead
Skulker "This is your only warning to take your headphones off".
Me puts on headphones and maxed-out the volume
The best edited videos on youtube about games, by far, I don't care WHAT you are playing, your editing fucking rocks and you guys are hilarious.
Badger has enough influence to lead an army through Detroit. Thx for all the likes guys! Appreciate it😊
He should become an African warlord.
badger has enough influence to be detroit.
indeed
As a Detroiter, I confirm this.
id do it
I listen to badger as I sleep. As I am natively from new mexico, when he metiniod my state, I sat straight up in my bed, whipped my head around towards my phone, and did the most authentic "huh?" Known to man.
You are an NPC and a player you can't perceive clicked E on you while you were in bed.
I'm lying on my bed when I read this comment and laugh so hard that I physically need to stand up so I wouldn't choke to death lol
6:49 Cadillac Doesnt even make cars anymore, huh? They just make fridges of wheels now. Look at that thing!! They really out here collabing with MINECRAFT now.
Subversive entertainment. I couldn't tell where the ad ended and the video began. Was so glad to see another great badger upload.
“Show me a picture of the Pacific Ocean and point out every square with a submarine in it” is one of my new favorite badger quotes I think
Trick question. The answer is "All of them."
@@joskarifinaukr6503 For Atlantic in 1941, that's not that far off from reality :D
Seeing heavenly as a doom demon again filled me with strange nostalgia
Despite everything, it's still him.
this video feels like talk video with world of warships on background so your attentionspan doesnt end
19:34 This shot of Cacodemon Heavenly saying what he said completely stationery with only his mouth moving absolutely kills me and i dont know why.
Front facing Heavenly
This guy is the only RUclipsr that makes me cry with how funny the videos are
I already know that badger is working on a hell divers video and I already know it’s gonna be hilarious
Geuce stopping his promo knowing he was on Badgers stream, then slamming it down once he got the go ahead from the King himself. Mad respect ❤
Y’know, at first I noticed how much more chill this video sounded compared to your recent vids and thought i didn’t like it but then I realized that this felt like a night with the boys. This is probably the biggest compliment I could give to a video.
You’re 100% right. I’m not even one for watching competitive gaming and I have no idea how I got here, but I stayed for the animation and the banter, so this was the perfect vid for me. If he had an alternate channel of just conversation highlights and nothing else, that would be my go to
Agreed, the chill mood where the Bajur can just chat, enjoy himself, etc is good. I'm glad he's found a game he can vibe with not worry too much. Perhaps this is the turning point of him going from being the Siege guy to the Battleship guy.
"I was talking to pasta about how I didn't know he was black-"
*Proceeds to get ad*
Perfect timing for an ad.
The fkcn yapping scale being the Aussie fire danger scale is hilarious to me
"I want to repeal Bernoulli's Principle"
That wouldn't just screw with Planes but EVERY BIRD WOULD BE FLIGHTLESS. XD (Bats too.)
Penguins, emus, and ostriches: "First time?"
It would also mess with basically ANYTHING that depends on fluid dynamics, including carburetors, boilers, jet engines, and rockets
It is no exaggeration to say it would end life as we know it.
that shit is not real anyway
@@HiakiMahaado Kiwis: "'Tis but a flesh wound!"
4:34 man just made the entire wows community and former cc's proud with that savage, dirty roast towards cv and ss players.
Yup, can confirm as a CV/SS player myself.
as they rightly fucking deserve
Facts, ain’t no one like them
I felt attacked ngl
I was grinning from ear to ear after hearing that
"This video contains loud noises" **calmest commentary yet**
13:00 that part reminds me of the left for dead video where he calls Otis a rat bastard
my favorite part of Badgers content is remembering he exists 2 months after his last upload to see if theres anything new and then he actually uploads an hour later
Dude that was literally me, I rewatched a video of his the for the first time in months last night and suddenly the man reappears
I literally watched his left 4 dead video 20 minutes before this was posted
"The genie when I wish for every electron to become a proton and vice-versa"
What that wish does essentially is that all regular matter immediately dissolves since nothings holding together molecular bonds nor the nucleus of atoms anymore and then (someone might need to correct me on this part) nuclear explosions everywhere where regular matter was since those protons would be free of the nuclear strong force however since the density within the spaces that the now dissolved regular matter existed in would be relatively unchanged, all those protons and neutrons would be attracted towards the nearest gravitational centers and along the way collide with each other reforming new atomic nuclei in other words atomic fusion, so yeah new stars being born everywhere.
It'd be pretty, but all life would be dissolved in the process... yeah, that is definitely getting added to the banned wish list.
I pray you get dumbed down in the future
Basically pressing the refresh button on the universe, like it's a map of Civ you don't like the start position on.
Why did you do this? Why did you do math?
Bro just wants to reload chunks
It would just be reversed molecules, everything would be it's opposite color
Anyone else’s day get exponentially better when watching a Bajur video.
Yus
Bagder's friends and Badger's comedy is the reason I like every badger video! ongod
26:30
I love how everyone was doing NV references and Grous just hits the Xcom "Ironman".
Badger started by calling it a white check. if you don't know what that is, play Disco Elysium.
ironman is a relatively common type of challenge run. XCOM just has it built in
@@burnin8ablethe Disco Elysium reference caught me off guard I had to got back and double check
@@jsteckle4897instantly killed me too, I was like ‘when the hell are we getting a video on that’
It’s Geuce, not grouse. Grouse is the Yellow subtitles. Geuce is the green one.
I like how atleast 50% of this video was just about Geuce's girlfriends' sprite cans. Good shit.
Guece made real cash money dollars off the stupidest bit I've seen in years and that makes me ecstatic
I read this while drinkinh a sprite
Good news, the Red Lobster corporate MIGHT be going bankrupt.
*There is a greater than 0 percent chance that we can get the skin renamed to the USS Lobsterfest*
Skullker bit crushing the microwave will never not be funny
He would bit crush a Saturn V rocket launch.
The funniest thing about the salt water fresh water bit is that alligators and crocodiles will survive ANOTHER extinction event.
Yep
That makes what? Three?
@@Demonkingdudecrocodiles are the endgame lifeform confirmed
Real talk, I honestly love the slightly more longform, laid-back vibe of this video. The lack of hyperactive editing actually let me absorb the information I was watching and laugh at the bits lmao. Love it, hope you keep it up.
I actually thought he was sick or smth due to how much *hyper-stimulation* most of his vids have, but once you mentioned this i felt dumb
17:27 why is that so funny 💀💀💀
The sprite bit had me laughing harder than I ever have in my life.
25:09 POV: You're getting a late-night drink at 2 am.
24:36 this whole sprite shenanigan had me fucking wheezing man. i couldn't breathe when he hit us with the boosted throat singing
True lol.made me crack up
I calculated the odds of winning 36 games of Blackjack in a row. It is 0.34%. Good luck with playing over 300 games of Blackjack boys
Bro like the first minute of this video badger sounds so exhausted. Shows how work each video costs.
The compressed portal radio is such a fucking bop.
Yeah, it's very catchy, I could listen to the portal radio for 5 hours and 19 minutes.
@@Agua_Enlatadanooo
@@Agua_EnlatadaNO.
it was actually nice to see how progression would actually look like instead of just a press account with everything unlocked and infinite money, and that you did this mostly or if not completely free 2 play major respect badger
I am here to notify you all that red lobster has filed for bankruptcy
im dyeing of laughter badger. your best one yet. but i died at the sprite cans and the microwave with purple flame.
1:03 the USS Lobsterminator was probably the best name you could give it
IDK, Chief;
"USS Crawdaddy" sounds like a true Scourge of the Seas
I can also say being New Mexican naming it a lobster theme is crazy that’s probably one of the least eating food here we all about green chili
The blue lobster would like to know your location
My Lord, Geuce committing to the bit and opening Sprite cans one at a time for each Gamer Supps order was the funniest 8 minutes I have ever watched in my life. He was definitely the funniest out of everyone for this video. Next time I use code Blacklung, I'm just gonna faintly hear a crisp soda can opening and then a "yeah baby!" when that happens lmao 🤣
Same brother. Just need to pick a good caffeine free flavor. Already got Black Cherry, Gamerfart, Red Raspberry, and Kaho’s Bloody Orange. I refuse Blohole blast, it tastes like whale piss.
@@derumasforlos4285wait, how do you know what whale piss tastes like? 🤔
"Dont worry sweetie these will pay for themselves"