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Комментарии • 11 тыс.

  • @Crayshack
    @Crayshack 2 года назад +6956

    Skulker is literally "my goals are beyond your understanding" personified.

    • @darkmodeenjoyer3367
      @darkmodeenjoyer3367 2 года назад +102

      I wanna see my gaols beyond your understanding but skulker

    • @wannabemoiramain9227
      @wannabemoiramain9227 2 года назад +81

      i have never found a better way to describe anyone this shit is gold

    • @EazziOnline
      @EazziOnline 2 года назад +9

      @@darkmodeenjoyer3367 i just woke up and woke woke up and crying and and woke woke up crying crying and crying crying lol lol yeah i i i just woke up and crying crying and crying lol lol yeah i i just woke woke ww up and crying crying and w

    • @EazziOnline
      @EazziOnline 2 года назад +2

      wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

    • @keladwynsolkas
      @keladwynsolkas 2 года назад +32

      I’m pretty sure his goals are beyond even his own understanding

  • @Damova1
    @Damova1 2 года назад +5167

    I see that “Armor Piercing English” has now been augmented and renamed as “High Impact Constructive Criticism.”

    • @art-lc1dh
      @art-lc1dh 2 года назад +32

      hurts my feelings

    • @loganmiles7836
      @loganmiles7836 2 года назад +75

      It’s the tier II upgrade

    • @ryanthemostwantedfurry1281
      @ryanthemostwantedfurry1281 2 года назад +71

      "Armor Piercing English" i am stealing this line. This is mine now.

    • @williamdocherty1816
      @williamdocherty1816 2 года назад +35

      wait High impact constructive criticism isn't armor piercing English then whats been hitting my braincells this entire video

    • @CIoudStriker
      @CIoudStriker 2 года назад +13

      Good ol' HICC ammo.

  • @zendo_gaming4601
    @zendo_gaming4601 Год назад +2030

    8:31 "You OWN a 5 7?" "Yes because it has a buff against poor people."
    Badger 2021

    • @gagejohnathan9641
      @gagejohnathan9641 Год назад +57

      "Wait- Yo you got the STENDO?"
      Badda, Also 2021

    • @boombang0418
      @boombang0418 9 месяцев назад +5

      Every time I hear the poor people part I have to struggle not to laugh.

    • @user-gf9vb7wj4v
      @user-gf9vb7wj4v 5 месяцев назад

      Pretty sure that was Jello tbh since his color is Cyan ​@@gagejohnathan9641

    • @Scorchinghell
      @Scorchinghell 4 месяца назад +1

      With a 30round magazine to be exact

    • @alexissmith7005
      @alexissmith7005 3 месяца назад +3

      i mean, it's seattle. The buff is needed

  • @travb7772
    @travb7772 Год назад +1870

    Skulker is that one friend that everyone has that we all actively hate but would also do anything for.

    • @nightart9345
      @nightart9345 Год назад +154

      The one friend the squad keeps telling to shut up, but if someone out of the squad does the same thing, everyone beats that person to a pulp :'v

    • @bigchungu7698
      @bigchungu7698 11 месяцев назад +64

      That one friend where you always want them to shut up, but when they do it kinda feels empty.

    • @GunSpyEnthusiast
      @GunSpyEnthusiast 9 месяцев назад +45

      " i hate you. "
      " ill give you 20 bucks to give me 20 bucks and kill that guy in the street. "
      " your on. "

  • @Lusassle187
    @Lusassle187 2 года назад +10319

    “Don’t make fun of the furry community, if they can afford a $2000 dollar fursuit they can afford a $10 dollar pipe bomb in my mailbox.” Master chief
    I love furrys please do not leave pipe bombs in my mailbox 🤠

    • @StardustCorvid
      @StardustCorvid 2 года назад +579

      Exactly, your heavy flamers may have range, but they don't have *that* much range

    • @BlackoutGootraxian
      @BlackoutGootraxian 2 года назад +291

      me, whos mailbox hole is too thin for a pipebomb:

    • @nightfurynick998
      @nightfurynick998 2 года назад +368

      @@BlackoutGootraxian its called duck tape it to the door

    • @RebDoesStuff
      @RebDoesStuff 2 года назад +98

      Me who already knows how disable pipebombs

    • @damen9578
      @damen9578 2 года назад +90

      2k, haha! Try more like 10k.

  • @jacksonpowell621
    @jacksonpowell621 2 года назад +2433

    15:18 Pronouncing gif as "yiff" is the language equivalent of King Solomon suggesting cutting the baby in half.

    • @jetfrostgaming
      @jetfrostgaming 2 года назад +59

      HAHAHA, BROOOO I CAN'T RIGHT NOW. XD

    • @damoclesecoe7184
      @damoclesecoe7184 2 года назад +52

      2022 already off to a great start.

    • @ausburne5265
      @ausburne5265 2 года назад +55

      sniff sniff I smell a tumblr post

    • @FortyTheAlien
      @FortyTheAlien 2 года назад +53

      This comment has big tumblr energy and i can not decide if that is good or not.

    • @guardedcobalt276
      @guardedcobalt276 2 года назад +52

      if I remember correctly I think he is actually quoting a comment on either a tumblr or reddit post that was about the pronunciation actually being "yiff"

  • @aydinmakesthings
    @aydinmakesthings Год назад +545

    0:55
    I love how Badger even made Skuller's arm stop when the sound stopped.

  • @esmeecampbell7396
    @esmeecampbell7396 Год назад +106

    I swear Skulker is like Bumblebee from Transformers, he doesn't have a voice and communicates solely through memes, radio songs and sound effects.

  • @OFather_of_Giants
    @OFather_of_Giants 2 года назад +5444

    Skulker went from his usual chaotic nuetral energy to become chaotic evil for a large section of the video

    • @warped_rider
      @warped_rider 2 года назад +294

      The AI has gone rogue.

    • @jametsuchan
      @jametsuchan 2 года назад +101

      @@warped_rider cyberpunk music plays

    • @tsarbombahoney2764
      @tsarbombahoney2764 2 года назад +86

      he was boolied to hard about not being human he had to take it out on us

    • @justin6346
      @justin6346 2 года назад +22

      @@warped_rider doc ock arms without the chip

    • @diogosousa7698
      @diogosousa7698 2 года назад +11

      He was charging his energy

  • @jamescollins2068
    @jamescollins2068 2 года назад +5274

    This settles it. Skulker isn’t an ai. He’s a metaphysical agent of unbridled chaos that will one day destroy the world.

    • @Kebutor
      @Kebutor 2 года назад +41

      Google?

    • @jome2284
      @jome2284 2 года назад +149

      I love it when Skulker is in Badger's videos. We can't get enough of his shenanigans.

    • @generalfranky1905
      @generalfranky1905 2 года назад +123

      "You can't call me mommy either,
      you guys are fucking weird"
      Skullker, 2021

    • @Aceshot-uu7yx
      @Aceshot-uu7yx 2 года назад +71

      Skulker is Tzeench in disguise

    • @pajwubx1809
      @pajwubx1809 2 года назад +6

      Your welcome James, as of the writing of this comment on your comment, it now has 667 likes so the nutty christian people can eff off

  • @nikodevil993
    @nikodevil993 Год назад +276

    Bagder clips + 3 hours of sleep = laughter strong enough to cause your gag reflex to show up from nowhere

    • @Choujifangirl
      @Choujifangirl 8 месяцев назад +4

      Yep I’ve had that happen before that’s not a fun time😅 but mostly, I just enter a massive coughing fit whenever I laugh too hard

  • @afunkingamer2415
    @afunkingamer2415 Год назад +90

    1:40 honestly, the "Eh, you never know when you gotta set your house on fire" was funnier to me than the entire "heating dinner up with a BIC" conversation.

  • @Matthew-nk4fs
    @Matthew-nk4fs 2 года назад +3653

    When Badger said "I have to address what Skulker did." I immediatelt got up and poured a glass of tequila

    • @adityasahu2103
      @adityasahu2103 2 года назад +174

      as you should soldier, as you should.

    • @sierra8070
      @sierra8070 9 месяцев назад +59

      Was it a tall glass? Because you probably should've

    • @NcKiltman
      @NcKiltman 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@tylerforehand2983CC

    • @idiotofthenorth
      @idiotofthenorth 9 месяцев назад

      Timestamp?

    • @pieceofschmidtgamer
      @pieceofschmidtgamer 9 месяцев назад

      @@sierra8070 Pretty sure Skulker needs a nice tall glass of _SHUT THE F*CK UP!_

  • @starshinehero
    @starshinehero 2 года назад +817

    "It's Ezekiel's horn. The lord is coming back for us. TAKE ME GOD!"
    That made me laugh harder than expected.

  • @Jonzerker15
    @Jonzerker15 8 месяцев назад +82

    10:56
    The fact that heavenly and geuce are the doom slayer and an elite guard makes this even funnier to me

  • @Maneir
    @Maneir Год назад +447

    Bingeing your videos has been the boost of dopamine I've needed to get me through the day after dealing with a sudden tragedy. Thank you guys for being such chaotic bastards.

  • @wyntyrqueen1609
    @wyntyrqueen1609 2 года назад +2298

    Skulker is the embodiment of a toaster oven. He may be chaotic as shit to deal with, but his timing is immaculate and we need him.

    • @maninthechair6033
      @maninthechair6033 2 года назад +37

      That is an amazing profile pic

    • @Mills5041
      @Mills5041 2 года назад +28

      I just can't help but think of the toaster from New Vegas

    • @neothefox5205
      @neothefox5205 2 года назад +13

      Every time I see that profile picture I say IM MA EAT THAT

    • @WARnerSpec
      @WARnerSpec 2 года назад +13

      Skulker is precious and must be protected at all costs

    • @gravewalker7411
      @gravewalker7411 2 года назад +8

      If Skulker is not an AI then I'll be damned if he isn't a Tech Priest Jawa looking Gobin.

  • @rustycastle3787
    @rustycastle3787 2 года назад +552

    “Of course you have a 57”
    “Yeah cuz it has a buff against poor people “
    -TheRussianBadger 2021

    • @astro2121
      @astro2121 2 года назад +15

      I mean, he aint wrong

    • @hio.hinomaru21
      @hio.hinomaru21 2 года назад +19

      Totally, he totally ain't wrong.
      It has special effect applied if get shot to poor people.

    • @hondozed9953
      @hondozed9953 2 года назад +5

      50% more damage to people on welfare

    • @JediSentinal
      @JediSentinal 2 года назад +1

      Best line of the vid 😂

  • @sapphirewingthefurrycritic985
    @sapphirewingthefurrycritic985 9 месяцев назад +25

    Skulker went from just holding the chat hostage with autotuning to duplicating his friends' voices with AI and becoming their evil clones.

  • @optomispower7297
    @optomispower7297 Год назад +10

    “Shockwave! What is the charge on the ultimate weapon? The auto bots are getting closer!” 9:29

  • @lowkeylaw
    @lowkeylaw 2 года назад +863

    "Why is the minimap half the screen, its not mini... its just *MAP* " - this made me grin very hard.

    • @ivanhvk8042
      @ivanhvk8042 2 года назад +11

      If I remember correctly you can make the map even bigger to take up the entire bottom right side of your screen, but that could be in World of Warships only.

    • @firestargaming9521
      @firestargaming9521 2 года назад +4

      "Why is the minimap half the screen, its not mini... its just MAP " - this made me very hard.

    • @firestargaming9521
      @firestargaming9521 2 года назад +2

      i hate myself

    • @wardenbias554
      @wardenbias554 2 года назад

      @@firestargaming9521 huh

    • @DrRussian
      @DrRussian 2 года назад +3

      @@ivanhvk8042 With a mod, Its not limited. You can take the whole screen if you want. Without mods, its basically the whole right side of the screen, depending on screen size and resolution.
      Sincerely,
      A salty WOT player

  • @Bobcat205
    @Bobcat205 2 года назад +1024

    "Kentucky is just farming, coal, fried chicken and horses."
    As a resident of Kentucky, you're correct.

  • @crazycat_4013
    @crazycat_4013 Год назад +130

    My personal fav parts:
    0:54 Why are you like this?
    1:55 You know what I'd do?
    ((2:08 Dementia))
    4:17 Goblin laugh
    4:27 Up my ass
    5:43 Making anthrax
    7:57 I hate living in Detroit
    9:08 Increase autotune
    ( 10:06 Computer died )
    10:55 Server mute
    14:50 GIF or JIF?
    ((17:47 How many arms do you have, badda? ))
    ((18:00 I found my jaw under my bed ))
    18:14 The bowl's last
    18:23 Add blocker
    (18:36 Can't call me Mommy, either)

  • @Kazarus_Doom
    @Kazarus_Doom Год назад +77

    I love how this whole video is an ad for world of tanks and and the guys being insane, love this.

  • @starsilverinfinity
    @starsilverinfinity 2 года назад +3412

    “Of course you own a 5.7”
    *”Yeah cause it has a buff against poor people”*
    Are we just gonna ignore this LMAO

    • @jimmyjohnjohnson9803
      @jimmyjohnjohnson9803 2 года назад +253

      Its also armor piercing, so it has a buff against the middle class

    • @FirstRunTanker
      @FirstRunTanker 2 года назад +117

      also againts poor people since each bullet is a dollar fifty cents...
      DAMN

    • @BadModder
      @BadModder 2 года назад +24

      Normal badger

    • @andyfriederichsen
      @andyfriederichsen 2 года назад +44

      Is it also a buff against rich Democrats?

    • @FirstRunTanker
      @FirstRunTanker 2 года назад +52

      @@andyfriederichsen yes, armor penetration

  • @timothye.2902
    @timothye.2902 2 года назад +681

    11:20 I love how Clu's wording ("I wanna bring Prince Charles back to life just so I can kill him again") implies Clu killed Prince Charles the first time.

    • @AiryAary
      @AiryAary 2 года назад +13

      Shhhhhhhh

    • @hirthviktor3215
      @hirthviktor3215 2 года назад +12

      What Clu was trying to do was a double tap my guy

    • @NinjaBomberman
      @NinjaBomberman 2 года назад +6

      It also implies prince Charles died - he's still alive! Phillip died

    • @joebennett9422
      @joebennett9422 2 года назад +3

      @@NinjaBomberman He's already going to come back, fucker looked like a lich

    • @walesjedi9217
      @walesjedi9217 2 года назад

      @욱일기는 전범기다 (Rising Sun flag is nazi flag) I can't tell if you're a bot, a troll or just schizoposting

  • @AHH_IM_DYING
    @AHH_IM_DYING 9 месяцев назад +8

    Badger, I have found a bullet even more stupid than 700 nitro express, and it is so powerful it actually scares me. It it .950 jdj, which is a 20x110mm casing which legally makes it a Canon round and it is legal to own in the United States. To put into perspective how powerful this round is, I have heard that a 50 bmg can kill a man without hitting him. A .950 jdj would literally turn a man into red dust.

  • @seanchapman1566
    @seanchapman1566 Год назад +30

    7:44 made me laugh my ass off for no reason

  • @aiseanaivalu2143
    @aiseanaivalu2143 2 года назад +1880

    "Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter."

    • @FSGTACHANKA
      @FSGTACHANKA 2 года назад +23

      Damn right

    • @professionalmoron2039
      @professionalmoron2039 2 года назад +30

      Thats the ringa ding move baby

    • @alexbueno5815
      @alexbueno5815 2 года назад +11

      "Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter"

    • @lil_jackie_ch4n336
      @lil_jackie_ch4n336 2 года назад +8

      I lived in the mojave. And you ain’t wrong. The crackheads there are absolutely nuts bro.

    • @ranger_117
      @ranger_117 2 года назад +8

      I fell down into that dark casam the flame burned on and on but I survived because the fire inside burned brighter than the fire around

  • @UltravioletNomad
    @UltravioletNomad 2 года назад +1218

    Knowing that Badgur is basically doing interpretive dances in a mocap suit to the beats of his friends shit talking makes these videos 100 times better

    • @Jorkier
      @Jorkier 2 года назад +4

      Basically xDDDD

    • @bbittercoffee
      @bbittercoffee 2 года назад +3

      Yeah right? I love knowing this fact

    • @GHOST49759
      @GHOST49759 2 года назад +1

      It's no longer badger its BADGUR

    • @Jorkier
      @Jorkier 2 года назад +1

      @@GHOST49759 It's just a really bad attempt at growling.

    • @GHOST49759
      @GHOST49759 2 года назад +1

      @@Jorkier ?

  • @DedZepp
    @DedZepp Год назад +53

    i did not know he came to my home state how nice to know a legend like badger came to the museum of the rockies

  • @Kenan_soffera
    @Kenan_soffera Год назад +90

    15:35-15:50 is probably my favorite bit

  • @enderbyte7486
    @enderbyte7486 2 года назад +2753

    I like to think that Skulker’s soundboard is surgically implanted into his chest and wirelessly connected to his computer.

  • @hogfry
    @hogfry 2 года назад +419

    Q: What add blocker does Skulker use?
    A: His personality

  • @nathanhancock6278
    @nathanhancock6278 Год назад +20

    6:05 - 6:18 this is where badger’s quest for a pipe bomb begins.

  • @SpawnHades
    @SpawnHades Год назад +2

    'Immerse yourself in a shower' and 'You smell like beans' are two of the greatest insults I'e ever heard.

  • @wyrminaround
    @wyrminaround 2 года назад +18065

    Russian badger is just my monthly dose of concentrated happiness, man is like a drug.

    • @trash-iu8nj
      @trash-iu8nj 2 года назад +123

      Deadass

    • @vintagememelord8168
      @vintagememelord8168 2 года назад +30

      but someone what a controllable addiction

    • @justasaddlemaker2996
      @justasaddlemaker2996 2 года назад +33

      Man could power a small Russian town with his energy.

    • @christiankiss566
      @christiankiss566 2 года назад +26

      I’m so glad that he started focusing on making quality content every time again. Fucking legendary channel

    • @exalted_space9224
      @exalted_space9224 2 года назад +13

      Can you double pump badger?

  • @ObsidianAnimation2112
    @ObsidianAnimation2112 2 года назад +491

    "That's way I own a 5.7 with a 30 rounds magazine"
    -Badger 2021

    • @maggle4046
      @maggle4046 2 года назад +36

      It got buffs against poor people

    • @asdrubaelvect8038
      @asdrubaelvect8038 2 года назад +7

      Somebody makes bank... Yo shoot me over some .45 no pun intended... Ok I lied pun intended but still I'm running low on .45 so pwease!?!?

    • @thecoolnerdplaysvr5674
      @thecoolnerdplaysvr5674 2 года назад +1

      I own a 5.7 and I got that stendo

    • @jonkraft6218
      @jonkraft6218 2 года назад +1

      Man, everyone I know who has a 5.7 has to debate whether to shoot them or beat them to death with it cause that ammo be fuckin expensive!

    • @bhimbonggames3206
      @bhimbonggames3206 2 года назад +1

      Atf has entered the chat

  • @BloodyMobile
    @BloodyMobile Месяц назад +4

    "Hey guy who called me a rat, where do I go next?" - "up my ass"
    Doesn't matter how often I see that part, it always makes me tear up from laughing my ass off xD

  • @ihavenoclevername8300
    @ihavenoclevername8300 Год назад +5

    “I’ll Paul Walker myself off a cliff” god dammit I am so going to hell that one got me good

  • @vincentmartineau2006
    @vincentmartineau2006 2 года назад +535

    “You could not live with your own failure, where did that bring you? Back to me.”- ZE DICKER MAX

  • @rileyhiggins3028
    @rileyhiggins3028 2 года назад +1167

    Badger - "The Dicker Max is a loooooong range tank"
    Also Badger - *proceeds to point-blank the next 4 tanks with the Dicker Max*

    • @magnusm4
      @magnusm4 2 года назад +6

      I spontaneously point black no scoped an enemy flanking tank with a Bison artillery. Only moment I remember playing and I love it every time.

    • @thomasnolastname8734
      @thomasnolastname8734 2 года назад +2

      That was the equivalent of using a .50 cal sniper rifle on someone that's less than 50 metres away

    • @literallyhuman5990
      @literallyhuman5990 2 года назад

      @@thomasnolastname8734 that's what I used to do. God I miss my friends.

    • @Crep35
      @Crep35 2 года назад

      @@literallyhuman5990 r/cursedcomments
      I ain't putting this on reddit, I'm too lazy to

  • @nikaelkeanretiza1074
    @nikaelkeanretiza1074 Год назад +8

    Titan charging his melta canon: *71 PERCENT*

  • @icarusavill4025
    @icarusavill4025 Год назад +12

    Every time he interacts with his chat it’s like a boys locker room playing Russian roulette with a blindfold and a tennis ball

  • @ChaosComplete1
    @ChaosComplete1 2 года назад +475

    "It's not mini anymore, it's just map." Words to live by.

  • @mistermaxie6487
    @mistermaxie6487 2 года назад +479

    Skulker is the embodiment of "God has let me live another day and I'm gonna make it everyone's problem."

    • @hirthviktor3215
      @hirthviktor3215 2 года назад +39

      That's what i love about Skulker he's a walking talking shitpost

    • @morecringythenhell1577
      @morecringythenhell1577 2 года назад +3

      Xd why does this sum up skulker to a tee

  • @Ariana321
    @Ariana321 Год назад +8

    "Yes, because it has a buff against poor people." I absolutely lost it at that.

  • @MoonBlinked13
    @MoonBlinked13 Год назад +29

    15:35 I have a dog fursuit (a pitbull too!), and I wore it to a Christmas work team building day (one of the mentors said I could). Fursuits are hot as hell AND I was wearing an onesie, so I'm already overheating. I flop like a corgi on the floor near where some others a playing video games and all I hear is 'what the dog doing?' Let me tell you, I almost died XD

  • @dewpye
    @dewpye 2 года назад +814

    5:13 The fact that Badger was doing that irl truly puts a smile on my face.

    • @thegrimreaper6787
      @thegrimreaper6787 2 года назад +30

      Oh shit that makes it skulker level

    • @THE_CRIMSON_FUCKXR
      @THE_CRIMSON_FUCKXR 2 года назад +25

      We need a loop of that victory dance

    • @eddie4346
      @eddie4346 2 года назад +20

      What’s the song that plays during that amazing little dance?

    • @Fadedparmesian
      @Fadedparmesian 2 года назад +5

      Badger: *does funny dance*
      @dew ruclips.net/video/jnOSkB7O2ug/видео.html

    • @kaisarpanther5203
      @kaisarpanther5203 2 года назад +3

      Song name pls

  • @broderickratliff8411
    @broderickratliff8411 2 года назад +663

    Skulker literally went " with each donation I grow stronger..."

    • @chaoticclonestudios
      @chaoticclonestudios 2 года назад +17

      Then he became to powerful for this reality

    • @broderickratliff8411
      @broderickratliff8411 2 года назад +5

      @@chaoticclonestudios why do a want to see a halo game but instead of master cheif and cortana it's jello and skulker

    • @chaoticclonestudios
      @chaoticclonestudios 2 года назад +3

      @@broderickratliff8411 because itd be chaotic

    • @demounus4174
      @demounus4174 2 года назад

      What is the timestamp on twitch for the autotune

    • @burpoi
      @burpoi 2 года назад

      @@demounus4174 9th minute of the vid my man

  • @The-Mic-Drop
    @The-Mic-Drop 9 месяцев назад +8

    7:53
    Triceratops got horns, why he need to punch that dude? Kick him? Hoof him? Bludgeon him. I'mma go with bludgeon.

  • @DragonLordTheDragonlord
    @DragonLordTheDragonlord Год назад +5

    Badger: "I have to move my turret."
    Me: What turret?

  • @Anonymous-73
    @Anonymous-73 2 года назад +2062

    Skulker in this stream was like one of those myths where some powerful being starts causing havoc before an even more powerful guy (heavenly) deletes him entirely

    • @lunarrequiem3442
      @lunarrequiem3442 2 года назад +73

      I mean can anyone top a domino's delivering Cacodemon?

    • @memesrdreams4854
      @memesrdreams4854 2 года назад +17

      Skulker is Razgriz confirmed

    • @randomplayer8797
      @randomplayer8797 2 года назад +5

      @@memesrdreams4854 (Dramatic instruments in the background)
      *Cum historia*

    • @memesrdreams4854
      @memesrdreams4854 2 года назад +3

      @@randomplayer8797
      *Mutat Valde Razgriz*

    • @Anonymous-73
      @Anonymous-73 2 года назад +6

      @@lunarrequiem3442 no sir/ma’m/it

  • @JasakutheLeafeon
    @JasakutheLeafeon 2 года назад +1128

    "Don't underestamate furries"
    All i could think of is "If a furry can pay thousands of dollars on a fursuit they can pay the 10 bucks for materials to make a molotov cocktail."

    • @ghoulkinggruul7345
      @ghoulkinggruul7345 2 года назад +133

      If they can afford a $1000 fursuit they can afford a $10 pipebomb in my mail box

    • @J0hnHenrySNEEDen
      @J0hnHenrySNEEDen 2 года назад +66

      And the exact ingredients to make Anthrax

    • @snibetisnab211
      @snibetisnab211 2 года назад +25

      @@ghoulkinggruul7345 hey hey people.

    • @mcclassy1206
      @mcclassy1206 2 года назад +50

      I believe over 30% of furries are engineers too so we could Rube Goldberg you into outer space If we wanted

    • @limantate2105
      @limantate2105 2 года назад +34

      @@mcclassy1206 we? You said we

  • @korhol2065
    @korhol2065 Год назад +12

    It’s motion captured based humor like this that leaves me on the floor after passing out after laughing that hard

  • @firenzarfrenzy4985
    @firenzarfrenzy4985 5 месяцев назад +2

    Rough? Hell no! You’re clusterfuck of humor, awesomeness and sweet MoCap SFM model action is what keeps me coming back for the chaos that would make Jevil cower in fear.

  • @HATVAULT
    @HATVAULT 2 года назад +517

    9:42 This just makes me want to have Skulker as an AI in Halo Infinite. His name already sounds like it could fit an AI. Added bonus could be that for every kill through the game, the auto tune goes up by 1%. Multikills double the auto tune percent by double.

    • @PurpleSaturn726
      @PurpleSaturn726 2 года назад +55

      “M-m-M-mUlTiKiLl-*VIGOROUS BELCHING*”

    • @HATVAULT
      @HATVAULT 2 года назад +35

      @@PurpleSaturn726 This. Just... This. I love this.

    • @helljumper5601
      @helljumper5601 2 года назад +14

      Get in touch with 343i and Frankie O’Connor and let Skulker bully them into doing it

    • @exalted_space9224
      @exalted_space9224 2 года назад +9

      Make him says quotes similar to Philip from Total Recall and I'm in.

    • @cKorn027
      @cKorn027 2 года назад +10

      And the name of the AI: GL-17CH aka Glitch

  • @braxtonalan927
    @braxtonalan927 2 года назад +659

    Grouse: *Isn't in the session to make a "Reduced to Atoms" joke*
    Bajur: *Fine, I'll do it myself.*

  • @ToastyMcMarshmallow
    @ToastyMcMarshmallow 7 месяцев назад +7

    2:21 "I MIGHT BE 29 YEARS OLD WITH DIMENTIA! CAUSE I FORGOT ENTIRELY WHAT THE FUCK I WAS GONNA SAY!!"

  • @goosegaming5821
    @goosegaming5821 Год назад +7

    My brain thinks in either the source engine or anime, I should see a doctor

  • @mikaelbh4515
    @mikaelbh4515 2 года назад +1834

    Seeing skulker abuse everyone is the best Christmas gift I could ever ask for.
    Merry Jesus day Russian badger person man guy dude lad mate

    • @ting4758
      @ting4758 2 года назад +4

      Ok

    • @maktshu
      @maktshu 2 года назад +11

      What soundboard does skulker use

    • @theabsolutelycursedsprout9308
      @theabsolutelycursedsprout9308 2 года назад +16

      @Don't read profile photo it's not funny anymore. it was funny in 2015. i am so tired of seeing these. cease

    • @Foxtrot-51
      @Foxtrot-51 2 года назад +8

      @@theabsolutelycursedsprout9308 agreed

    • @wolf-fang
      @wolf-fang 2 года назад +4

      @@theabsolutelycursedsprout9308 ikr

  • @memeboibutworse1400
    @memeboibutworse1400 2 года назад +656

    “Kentucky is literally farming coal friend chicken and horses.”
    -therussianbadger 2021

    • @TimeToDie-rh1mo
      @TimeToDie-rh1mo 2 года назад +5

      #Kentucky Gang

    • @Phantom_Boi
      @Phantom_Boi 2 года назад +6

      Thing is that quote as someone from Kentucky that is entirely true

    • @wolkin7810
      @wolkin7810 2 года назад +3

      From Kentucky can confirm

    • @ImMrFlannel
      @ImMrFlannel 2 года назад +2

      as a Kentuckian. I can confirm this to be true.

    • @ryanr3804
      @ryanr3804 2 года назад +3

      Listen as someone from Kentucky, we have a chicken restaurant on every corner and half the people I know either are or were coal miners while the other half are all horse girls. Shits accurate as hell

  • @tranterminus
    @tranterminus Год назад +10

    Not gonna lie badger, once I saw the entire soviet armored division at 6:15, I was gonna ask "Why the hell do you have that many soviet tanks?", then my brain slapped me on the face and said "Yo stupid-ass, he doesn't call himself *RussianBadger* for nothing."

  • @jakepat8603
    @jakepat8603 Год назад +7

    I don't think Ive ever heard badger laugh as hard as he did when skulker turned his soundboard back on XD

  • @yessir6919
    @yessir6919 2 года назад +754

    7:18 "I can't believe I 1v1'd that dude with like 8 people's help."
    "I'm going to kill you with the power of friendship and this gun I found."
    How the hell do you guys keep pulling hilarious jokes like these from your ass back-to-back?

    • @KePzez
      @KePzez 2 года назад +19

      That's the power of being with dabois

    • @literallyhuman5990
      @literallyhuman5990 2 года назад +8

      They do it on daily basis, just like what the bois do.

    • @literallyhuman5990
      @literallyhuman5990 2 года назад +11

      @@KePzez Hell yeah, dabois! Last night me and the bois have a chat in discord just to argue about eat 30 Oreo with mayonnaise is better than microwaved cereal with ketchup for breakfast.

    • @yessir6919
      @yessir6919 2 года назад +8

      @@literallyhuman5990 I don't know which is better, but both of those choices are cursed in my books. Oreo/cereal and ketchup/mayonnaise on the other hand...

    • @literallyhuman5990
      @literallyhuman5990 2 года назад +7

      @@yessir6919 all of us agree on eating 30 Oreo with mayonnaise is the most cursed things, because we already proved it. So microwaved cereal with ketchup is not that cursed.

  • @iTwineOG
    @iTwineOG 2 года назад +426

    "A 5.7 has a buff against poor people"
    -The Russian Badger

    • @demicus
      @demicus 2 года назад +19

      Lost my shit when he said that. Now I need to get one.

    • @RobertDecker417
      @RobertDecker417 2 года назад +4

      H&K has a more powerful buff tho.

    • @storyofus3943
      @storyofus3943 2 года назад

      H&K got more rounded buff than 5.7

    • @REfan2002
      @REfan2002 2 года назад

      Yo, he got the stendo

  • @nighthawk4744
    @nighthawk4744 Год назад +10

    You underestimate how entertaining these videos are. Immediately after this video I play another 20 min one of yours.

  • @OfficialParadaG
    @OfficialParadaG 9 месяцев назад +4

    This is an older video, and I doubt it'll be seen, but thanks Badger for all your content and the work you put in. I've been binging it all for a good amount of laughs even if I've watched everything several times. Can't get enough, can't wait for the next vid!

  • @TexasTaterSalad
    @TexasTaterSalad 2 года назад +2269

    The 5.7 having a buff against poor people might be my favorite line on this channel.

    • @agentzero8898
      @agentzero8898 2 года назад +16

      I’m not sure I get the joke

    • @Kgosha
      @Kgosha 2 года назад +153

      @@agentzero8898 A Five-seveN typically costs over $1000, aka way more than any handgun a normal person buys.

    • @agentzero8898
      @agentzero8898 2 года назад +16

      @@Kgosha okay gotcha

    • @ReformedSooner24
      @ReformedSooner24 Год назад +49

      If Badger and Brandon Herrera ever do a collab I want that joke to resurface

    • @Mr-Trox
      @Mr-Trox Год назад +28

      @@ReformedSooner24 AK Daddy plus Russian Badger would be a glorious crossover.

  • @mikedicewrites
    @mikedicewrites 2 года назад +642

    Badger: "Yo, I'm so fast. I'm so fast. I am so fast. I am 'so' fast."
    Also Badger: (Drives off a cliff)
    11:45

    • @mortalsno4086
      @mortalsno4086 2 года назад +14

      You watched the video too? Ain't that crazy

  • @burgessgamers298
    @burgessgamers298 Год назад +5

    skulker's idea with his auto-tune was actually brilliant, he knew people would donate bits as it would drive all of you insane.

  • @sentientcalcium
    @sentientcalcium Год назад +5

    1:55 the carcinogens must really boost the flavor

  • @TorinnReacts
    @TorinnReacts 2 года назад +3851

    "Kentucky is literally just farming, coal, fried chicken, and horses."
    As someone who lives there, I can confirm this. The only thing missing is "grass", if you know what I mean.

    • @Inkastar-tz8yd
      @Inkastar-tz8yd 2 года назад +57

      first time seing that i thaught you said glass imagine farming glass

    • @darkkinggaming7988
      @darkkinggaming7988 2 года назад +38

      Can't forget bourbon

    • @colasupernova2196
      @colasupernova2196 2 года назад +54

      Western Kentucky here, I second that, but it’s regional. West is farming and coal, East is chicken and horses. ‘Grass’ is universal.

    • @VutheoVR
      @VutheoVR 2 года назад +42

      @@colasupernova2196 mid kentucky here... We have meth and lexintgon... thats all

    • @colasupernova2196
      @colasupernova2196 2 года назад +34

      @@VutheoVR Meth seems to be the universal constant.

  • @elgordo2162
    @elgordo2162 2 года назад +2887

    If Bing did break his neck, I like how Badger knew he'd immediately help pay medical bills and just moved on to knowing he'd be annoyed by it says everything about his dynamic with his crew.

    • @NukaVader76
      @NukaVader76 Год назад +157

      The Russian Badger equivalent to wholesomeness

    • @yaylife171
      @yaylife171 Год назад +199

      Basically, "I will help you, but I will shitpost the entire time"

    • @austinbutcher8106
      @austinbutcher8106 Год назад +63

      @@yaylife171 I'm pretty sure Bing would want tht,

    • @TimeCircleBlue
      @TimeCircleBlue Год назад +18

      @@yaylife171 a good vibe to have.

    • @TalosAcephalos
      @TalosAcephalos Год назад +16

      ... sugar daddy badger

  • @Estella_Trelan
    @Estella_Trelan Год назад +2

    Badda's strategy sounds pretty good right now with natural gas prices going up as high as they are, not going lie, I may need to get a bic lighter

  • @furrygamer56
    @furrygamer56 11 месяцев назад +2

    I learned my lesson about eating while watching your channel I almost got Rice Krispies everywhere because I laughed so hard

  • @Anonymous-73
    @Anonymous-73 2 года назад +1708

    15:19 The second someone said “yiff” I immediately felt my soul fade away

    • @mewk3213
      @mewk3213 2 года назад +72

      Yep, and I was very relieved when it didn’t continue down that path of where that conversation was going

    • @Anonymous-73
      @Anonymous-73 2 года назад +8

      @@mewk3213 😐

    • @Anonymous-73
      @Anonymous-73 2 года назад +51

      @@clutchthecinnamonsergal8493 you clearly don’t know how deep the rabbit hole goes

    • @jacobcordero8569
      @jacobcordero8569 2 года назад +85

      @@Anonymous-73 that seems like a poor choice of words

    • @Anonymous-73
      @Anonymous-73 2 года назад +42

      @@jacobcordero8569 you say that as if it wasn’t intended

  • @hurb8741
    @hurb8741 2 года назад +954

    Felt like my Christmas wasn’t complete without badger, and now it is

  • @userhasdied2704
    @userhasdied2704 Год назад +2

    this gives me the same energy as when the misfits were in their cs:go PRIME

  • @NatsuDragn33I
    @NatsuDragn33I Год назад +1

    You're one of the few creators I just plain don't leave videos early on. Seriously, you have this energy that I have to soak up in my life lol

  • @Steviebob-
    @Steviebob- 2 года назад +794

    "Kentucky is literally just farming coal, fried chicken and horses"
    As someone who's from Kentucky, I can confirm that he's not wrong.

    • @ajithink1391
      @ajithink1391 2 года назад +25

      That's not true! We have meth as well.

    • @curtismcpsycho8212
      @curtismcpsycho8212 2 года назад +10

      @@ajithink1391 Doesn't every state also have meth?

    • @toddbatchelder9380
      @toddbatchelder9380 2 года назад +16

      ...And a retired police officer that nearly killed himself with a bad 50BMG SLAP round.

    • @joshuamattingly1232
      @joshuamattingly1232 2 года назад +12

      He forgot one thing, Tobacco, swear where I live there’s at least 6 to 9 tobacco farms, it’s ridiculous, and I’m not even in a rural area. Also just random dead ends in neighborhoods that no one knows why they’re there, the ones where you could ask the people that built the very houses that inhabit the neighborhood and they’d all say “I dunno, those were there when we started building.”

    • @jlellis85
      @jlellis85 2 года назад +9

      You can’t forget the bourbon and alcoholism

  • @aconstantbore5219
    @aconstantbore5219 2 года назад +420

    Badger: "20 minutes. I know, I know, it's long to sit through."
    Me: *enjoying every second*

  • @tristantucker5719
    @tristantucker5719 Месяц назад +1

    Bro, when that auto tune hit, the skulker sounded like star scream actually screaming in transformers prime!😂

  • @duality5785
    @duality5785 Год назад +2

    TheRussianBadger doesn't even know what yiff is and that makes it 100% better

  • @Stonewall5101
    @Stonewall5101 2 года назад +360

    If they were a D&D adventuring party Jello would be the exhausted GM, Badger would be the confused fighter that barely knows what’s happening, and Skulker is the chaotic neutral Artificer/Bard.

    • @dubstepbeecorsi6892
      @dubstepbeecorsi6892 2 года назад +27

      rule #2 of being a D&D GM: give your players options A, B, and C and they will always go for D

    • @mistamemewide
      @mistamemewide 2 года назад +16

      I feel like Skulker would be an Illusion Wizard due to how many noises he’ll make with minor illusion.

    • @houston4077
      @houston4077 2 года назад +16

      Would you put Grouse as a paladin?

    • @dubstepbeecorsi6892
      @dubstepbeecorsi6892 2 года назад +9

      @@houston4077 i dont know i think hes the warrior
      or is it heavenly
      or is heavenly the monk

    • @noctva185
      @noctva185 2 года назад +5

      boy I think Badger is gonna be the Artificer
      mainly because there's a chance that he might make a gun
      then again same applies to Geuce and Grouse

  • @marcusdaloia2974
    @marcusdaloia2974 2 года назад +1063

    18:08 it is a little known fact that the tooth fairy is a domesticated variety of the much larger and more aggressive Bone Fairy.

    • @chumbucket3475
      @chumbucket3475 2 года назад +102

      Also; unlike the tooth fairy, the bone fairy is not limited to waiting until the bones fall out

    • @marcusdaloia2974
      @marcusdaloia2974 2 года назад +66

      @@chumbucket3475 Neither do tooth fairies if they go feral.

    • @slugrancher
      @slugrancher 2 года назад +15

      that sounds AWESOME

    • @pepsiking5712
      @pepsiking5712 2 года назад +20

      Yes but how much money do I get for a femur under my pillow

    • @CatBetaBellanri1218
      @CatBetaBellanri1218 2 года назад +11

      @@pepsiking5712 out here asking the right questions!

  • @musiccraze8797
    @musiccraze8797 Год назад +1

    "its not mini anymore its just map"
    gotta love it

  • @giantjose9079
    @giantjose9079 Год назад +8

    2:46 Cringey ahh nae nae baby healthpool. That got me.

  • @lukar.3992
    @lukar.3992 2 года назад +126

    "Minimap is half the screen, it's not a minimap, it's just map" is funny even without context

  • @aaroncoddington884
    @aaroncoddington884 2 года назад +239

    Badger's the only youtuber who can make a sponsored RUclips video about a game i don't play and still get me excited.

  • @pokemonchase9876
    @pokemonchase9876 Год назад +4

    Hey badger just wanted to say that wet rack have a hidden downside you might not of known. Since there is water on them they don’t explode unless you put a block of sand in it while it activates.

  • @arekkususenpai3708
    @arekkususenpai3708 Год назад +2

    Gotta say Skulker and Clu have to be the funniest dudes in the group.

  • @fudgetop7461
    @fudgetop7461 2 года назад +1384

    The attention to detail on 5:56 where there was a cloud of dust after that clap is just phenomenal.

    • @bebop-lj7yv
      @bebop-lj7yv 2 года назад +70

      Because badger is the definition of quality over quantity

    • @catskeleton2110
      @catskeleton2110 2 года назад +53

      @@snansundernail8229 i mean, they on a battlefield, mans is in a knight suit, shit adds up that he has dirty hands

    • @lynx4082
      @lynx4082 2 года назад +5

      Ah yes I love the detail where you clap with armoured hands but it makes a normal hand clap sound

    • @luci417
      @luci417 Год назад +4

      Better details then vanguard ngl

    • @jimshotfirst4887
      @jimshotfirst4887 Год назад +5

      That was the anthrax

  • @BlueInkAlchemy
    @BlueInkAlchemy 2 года назад +1137

    10:51 The aggression with which Heavenly mutes Skullker gives me life. I mean, I love Skullker's shenanigans as much as the next gamer, but DAMN.

    • @xenophanes.
      @xenophanes. 10 месяцев назад +7

      I agree man.

    • @Choujifangirl
      @Choujifangirl 8 месяцев назад +12

      Honestly, I would’ve convinced heavenly for him to keep going, despite a pounding headache, because that crap is hilarious to me. Any type of voice modulation makes me crack up in a way that you will not physically understand which is why I love text to speech shit, which is guaranteed to make me roll on the floor in hysterics

  • @psy-iconix863
    @psy-iconix863 Год назад +2

    I swear to god that a video with skulker AND jello in both makes just worlds funnier

  • @N0_Name693
    @N0_Name693 10 месяцев назад +1

    1:05 “TAKE ME GOD” killed me

  • @WackyModder84
    @WackyModder84 2 года назад +137

    Funfact, Badger:
    The .700 Nitro Express is NOT the biggest rifle round out there. That honor goes to the .950 JDJ
    The logic behind that round is "How do we make the biggest rifle round in the world and have it NOT get classified as an Anti-Tank round?"
    Look it up. You will not be disappointed.

    • @andresaltamirano7970
      @andresaltamirano7970 2 года назад

      Theres also 2 bore and 4 bore rifles aswell

    • @christophercox2325
      @christophercox2325 2 года назад +1

      It's also British

    • @Vooman
      @Vooman 2 года назад

      honorable mention to the 20mm Vulcan round, which is smaller in bullet caliber but has more muzzle energy when fired out of an Anzio rifle.

    • @WackyModder84
      @WackyModder84 2 года назад +1

      @@Vooman
      Nah, that's an Anti-Tank Round. The .950 JDJ is still not considered one officially. It was just small enough to not have that label, but still massive enough to be even more stupid than the .700 Nitro Express. lol

    • @Vooman
      @Vooman 2 года назад

      ​@@WackyModder84 fair enuff lol

  • @Burgley_
    @Burgley_ 2 года назад +206

    15:25 to quote Master Chief:
    “If they can afford a $2000 fur-suit, they can afford a $10 pipe-bomb in my mail box.”

    • @zehilereviews9016
      @zehilereviews9016 2 года назад +4

      you are correct

    • @SergeantDC
      @SergeantDC 2 года назад

      Your damn right

    • @Droidsbane
      @Droidsbane 2 года назад

      When the hell did Chief say that?

    • @edwardianedwardian1323
      @edwardianedwardian1323 Год назад

      I've got news for you buddy, they upgraded recently, they have realistic fur-suits for about $22k now, and they can afford that. We're fucked, man.

  • @rhysb7228
    @rhysb7228 9 месяцев назад +1

    "No it's not pronounced yiff"
    Yeah I spat my drink too.

  • @garlic_naude_goblin4384
    @garlic_naude_goblin4384 Год назад +2

    “It’s Ezekiel torn the lord is coming back for us, TAKE ME GOD!!” Is the funniest