SWAWS | Totally Accurate Battlegrounds
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- Опубликовано: 11 окт 2021
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Thank you for making us sound less boring 🙌
hello landfall
Yo landfall yall need to make more tabs cartoons
Na yall aren't boring
Thx for the Xbox update but it crashes a lot but it’s cool keep it up more updates ok Tabs is good
landfall why did batman fuck up my father
…He deadass did the whole ”Money” segment so he could say ”It's not always about the money Spiderman.” I fucking love Badger.
Goddamn you beat me to it my friend
Its about the METS BABY LET'S GO METS!
That's kinda gay bro (joke)
It’s not about the money; it’s about sending a message.
The bots really be going in full force, huh
"This was in the manual. Eisenhower said it. How many World Wars did you win?"
Gotta be one of my favorite lines in history 😂
when he sead that i was like "I won all wars" NOW am like "I DID nt SEE you in ANY of the wars"
@@istvantriber4476
R/IHadAStroke
@@istvantriber4476 Your writing is worse than the flu, a1dz, and cancer combined
Actually funny story from today, my mom is very much my personal watch over, so I had to eventually explain to her what tabg was. Of course through that, badger was brought up. Now, my mom loves knowing what I like, she basically knows me better than I do, and at one point she made me show her a couple of badgers' videos. Of course I didn't think much of it and went along. BIG MISTAKE. By the time we reached the end of the third video, my mom noticed something, badger's engagement ring. What is the first thing she says? "Wait he's married?" And thinking nothing of it I go yeah! YOU KNOW WHAT SHE SAID? "That poor woman..." What the actual Costco carp fountain fuck.
Mothers can be brutally honest sometimes, just means she loves ya, right?
hopefully!
My grandmother used to do this, but duckduckgo and a restraining order solved that
What the actual Costco carp fountain fuck
the end of this is amazing
"SWAWS!"
- Old Klingon Proverb
Ew a reaction group
"SWAWS!"
@@elflordyt6830 That's not nice
@@elflordyt6830 ikr? I hate when a group of people laugh at something they enjoy
My first time finding you guys in the comments
They turned Badger into an alligator, funniest thing I’ve ever seen
Tabs is just drunken rainbow six siege
Cornel, they turned him into a alligator. Its the funniest shit I've ever seen.
It’s the funniest shit I’ve ever seen
Swas
Perish
The story of getting in the game, as told on 2fort without textures.
Beat me to it
I’m a moron I knew I recognized it from somewhere
Now if only Badger could play TF 2 ....
What the hell I didn’t even realize that was 2fort
11:35) oh my heavens I nearly choked on my damn Cheez-Its no matter how many times I watch that it will never not be funny just the way the character leans in with the text pop up of “Joe Mama” is flawless
Dawg you made spill my milk from Nami
Chokeed from whater what the fuck ps I'm fine
that's a good moment but for me it's "You've heard of elf on a shelf but have you ever heard of Croco with a glocko." 🤣
5:24
@@roycouch802 I agree, that’s good one
It's beautiful how TABG can be more enjoyable than most Battle Royales.
It goes back to basics with a dev team that's just focused on dumb fun, connected to a playerbase that thinks the same way. Bare bones monetization for a free-to-play also helps.
It's 'da funni sanvich man
selling point:
Battle royale..
but ragdoll???
No...mostly yes.
Y emen
“It’s not about the money Spider-Man it’s about becoming a crocodile” - Badger probably
Why do think that green goblin is saying that
@@skeletonlord5255 "It ain't about the green! It about the GOBLIN, Spider-Man!"
It’s about the Mets babeeee
“But I don’t want to cure cancer! I want to turn people into dinosaurs!”
Get a home run, let’s go Mets.
17:11 You have alerted the horde
*insert zombie screams*
*sick ass beat*
3:19 *suddenly become a history channel
Is that an issue?
he was right about otis
He's always right
Why are you here
@@jesselbtw berd can't watch some epic RUclips content?
Agreed.
Always was.
"It's not always about the money, Spiderman, i just wanted the word SWAWS in a videogame" is the peak bajur quote.
Followed by massive amounts of doubt.
It’s not about the money
It’s about sending a message
Spiderman be spitting facts tho
Its about the mets baby
“Can I fucking help you?” Killed me
13:47 man i need a version of "4 Non Blondes - What's Up" but with that sample
Pros: Badger is getting better at animating
Cons: Badger is getting better at animating
Pros: Badger is getting more popular
Cons: Badger only gets more powerful
LOL
Yes
The fact that hed using a mocap suit is even better but its worse for my mental health and my sides due to how they arr splitting from laughing so hard and the longet i watch his shit the stupider i become
It’s all just an elaborate scheme, everybody knows that Badger is a government drone.
6 months ago: "I'm playing with a TABG asset."
now: "I *am* a TABG asset."
He has become the very thing he sought to destroy
6 months later: "I am TABG"
@@EcHoDuDeMaN Totally Accurate Badgergrounds.
@@StealthTheFoxz I don't know if I hate it or love it
4:22 the way badger just chills around the crocodile tells he’s from Florida
Hes canadian alshtually
This makes sense, the most patriotic Americans tend to be Canadian. @mateorios1636
13:51
Seeing the gator hold a sword I immediately thought “mess with the gator, you get the saber”
"Gatorland is the closest that earth will get to heaven"
As a floridian, that is correct
as a canadian, all I can say is we think entering flordia without someone slower than you is a death wish, we also think you guys are crazy, no offence intended
@@themrlupo3591 we are bro
@@themrlupo3591 oh no we are absolutly bat shit insane XD oh and dont worry, we keep the gaters in the backyards only
@@lechking941 so you also keep wild animals in your back yards, people who live in the forrest in canada keep bears
@@jkl5901 LOL
Name: Russian Badger
Pfp: Seal
Interests: Sharks
TABG Skin: Crocodile
this man is an enigma
Current status: BALLIN'
@@absurddive SCP Status: Pickle
Speaks GERMAN.
No. This man is a scalie.
Name: Russian Badger
Species: *American Human*
I feel that Grouse would actually make a great Dallas voiceover in Payday 2
Badger is the only person that can title a video “SWAWS” and it be good.
“Sharks don’t exist on land”
Land-shark beer: *cries silently in the corner*
There are sharks on land. They're called loan sharks.
Epaulette Shark: "What about me?"
@Putri Saja No.
ruclips.net/video/bR3sJZdKkM0/видео.html
Lemonshark: *walks away depressed*
"They're older than fucking TREES"
Congrats, Badger; I can officially say that I laughed out loud!
Imagine surviving at least two mass extinctions and being so afraid of a sea panda that you zip your ass down a full fuckin mile to avoid being anywhere in the same postal code as it
@@aganaom1712 unfortunately that sea panda is a stupid smart and the definition of 99 strength and a 99 intelligence build
@@adastial2104 oh I'm well aware. Orcas go out of their way to bully sharks almost more so than basically all other ocean life
@@aganaom1712 It baffles me that they are recorded to kill sharks and eat JUST the liver. They're pretty much dolphins that hacked natures source code to make themselves op.
@@josephuribe4305 if it make you feel better humpbacks hate orcas so much they will go out of their way to fight them to save other animals from them.
"Crocco with a glocko" beautiful
Thank you for my username
😌
"Glock 17 makes sense because it has 17 rounds"
*flashback to Zach's Gun Rants*
Ah, nice to see another viewer of mikeburnfire on here
I’ve been looking for the infinite “that’s not right” comments
*screams in gun nerd*
The more holes the better the gun!
I won't be happy till they add the pancore jackhammer
I absolutely love the fact that badger is constantly changing his model every video, but Grouse is permanently Dallas from Payday™
and heavenly is permanently a cacodemon
I'm pretty sure because that's what they wanted to be known as also grouse can do a good Dallas voice
™️
@@deadmau3000 he is either cacodemon or as doom guy, those are the only things I’ve seen him as
@@maskplayer60 AHHHHHHHH I NEED A MEDIC BAG
This is the singular video that has convinced me to try this game
5:28 Crocco with a gloko had me dying😂
This is the most cursed series on Badger’s channel and I fucking love it.
and the best
Same
its more than cursed, its more blursed (sort of)
Same
Most serious game in the world
Badger has reached a point where his shitposting has begun to generate it's own gravitation influence that has begun to suck in everything surrounding it, only growing in density and range the longer it goes on. I fear the Badger blackhole may soon extend it's event horizon of shitposting beyond our puny cultural sphere, engulfing all of human inter-personal communication and our identity as a species.
Let’s just hope it's result is better for the community.
Gotta make some shitposts to help don’t we?
I'm already regularly dropping Rus'yam Bagger Bagetti references and slang at work, so like, I think that's already begun lol. I'm getting co workers and customers in on it too.
Why does this sound so crazy but scientifically possible?🤣
Long time later Shitpost will be that huge the earth will around this then sun
If I remember correctly, glock branding is based on when it was made, it atarted out with 17 because it was Gaston Glock's seventeenth invention
I'm just saying safety off on da flintlock 10:55
These travis Scott jokes aged like wine
My thoughts exactly
There it is, I came back looking for a comment like this XD
@@trueegypt6952 dam i can't breath
Neither could they
Yo how tf did you make this comment 12 days ago have more likes than my 1 month ago comment? Please teach me your ways
@@trueegypt6952 oof
the sheer imagination that Badger is dancing alone, without music in his room, wrapped in his MoCap suit, is sad and hilarious at the same time
gets paid in propietary dlc
7:03 was awesome
6:38 Imagine you’re just playing this game, and then you get fucking obliterated by SCOOB and the gang.
Flashback to when Badger said:
"Anything's possible if we bully him enough"
And here we are...
2020 and he's STILL in games
HOW DOES HE DO IT?
He turned himself into an alligator pickle, funniest shit I’ve ever seen.
agreed
Alligickle
Florida
Isn't that just pickle Kapkan?
🤣🤣🤣🤣
15:04 PULL UP TERRAIN
4:05 fucking hilarious. This is one of my favorites. Always giggle at it
everybody talking about tabg:
“the guns are so unrealistic-“
badger:
*pumps blunderbuss with malicious intent*
*loads handcannon with malicious intent*
*proceeds to fire blunderbuss 3 times in a row because of that one buff, thus becoming a human space program*
Looks like ur being banned to the shadow realm Jimbo
Wait Pumps a blunderbuss?
That's immediately what I thought when I saw him pump the blunderbust
I wholeheartedly believe that if we could harness energy from a person character, Badger could power a small town in Russia for at least fifty years.
what about ohio
@@shadowdragon2730 It’s literally a rural bar fight of a state.
what about Africa
@@ApolloVice09 it is quite possible
Or power all of Florida for 2.54 seconds.
That 2008 housing market crash killed me faster than my boomer ain't killed the housing market.
Watching saltigue get obliterated by a sniper reminded me of one of badgers payday vids where someone got a .50 through their skull
I like how badger’s at the point in his career where he’s effectively monetized internet shitposting using alternative means; yet still has to play RUclips flappy bird just right in order to keep his ads lol
That goes to show how much of a fuckin mess RUclips is now with youtube kids and the whole ad-pocalypse thing which seems to be 1 long apocalypse tbh
@@wooloob6275 RUclips has been fucked for as long as I've known it. If it isn't advertising it's copyright, if it isn't copyright then it's content policing and censorhsip. One thing right after a-fucking-nother. It's ridiculous.
Wow THAT COMMIT IS AMAZING
These comments are based. Been watching RUclips at it's golden age. I've been disappointed sense 2017.
These comments are based. Been watching RUclips at it's golden age. I've been disappointed sense 2017.
For anyone who finds Glock’s model numbers confusing, they are based on patent numbers. The glock 17 was Gaston Glock’s 17th patent, the glock 18 was his 18th patent, the glock 19 was his 19th patent, so on and so forth. This of course begs the question: what were his first 16 patents? The answer: 16 different designs for shower curtain rings.
This liberal needs to be sent to the shadow realm for committing a war crime in sweden
I was so mad at badger for that shit.
How does one go from 16 different shower curtain ring designs, to one of the most successful handguns ever?
Just how.
@@ragnarokstravius2074 Austria was looking for a new weapon for the military and Gaston Glock was just like "Yo this polymer shit is pretty neat, what if we just made a gun for funsies?"
@@ragnarokstravius2074 answer? Well... Let's just say there's a reason Glock still has the "Explosive Tupperware" sterotype.
I love this entire channel
So many nights binge watching, and I’ve rewatched A LOT and im always laughing
As a Floridian person, who was born in Florida, I can agree that Florida is called Jurassic Park, and that we are America’s Australia.
2:47 Badger made an entire skit just for a "It's not always about the money, Spider-Man" joke. *This is high quality content*
And 10 seconds before that, he referenced the “Dotson”” scene from Jurassic park!
Bruh
IT'S ABOUT THE METS
@@airbridge2400LETS GET A HOMERUN BABY
@@The_Spectacular_Spider-Brock WOO METS LOVE THE METS
“Why do I use my power to put SWAWS in a game?”
Because you are the only one we trust to get the job done
I swear I wouldn’t be able to watch the videos as long and as intently I do if the CGI and sound effects weren’t here
Love your videos man, Happy New Years 🧡🧡🧡
best badger quote yet
"so if you've ever complained that Jurassic park isn't a real thing it is a real thing its just not called Jurassic park its called Florida"
“They’re actually kind people but making it sound dramatic makes it less boring”
Me when I talk about my boss
Best of ruclips.net/channel/UCAokQ1YjDaHhZt9tE9iia9Q
12:22 "I feel like I'm sitting at the airsofters lunch table right now."
As someone with a friend that had an airsoft group in my high school, I know how he feels.
Me and my only friend are those kids
What does it feel like? I never hanged out with people who play airsoft, let alone played with airsoft guns.
@@RoyalGriffin. It's like we're the quiet kids, except we actually have our own gear.
@@Real_Mick3y6 oh.
Hehe I’m an airsofter hehe
why can i now just imagine with the russianbadger voice pack "enemy. man, 300 meters, north, fast, fast, fast
Yes
Landfall should make a story game that’s a war between the wobbly military, with badger as a character that says swaws randomly, and has a stroke while saying like Mr Crocker from fairly oddparents
Fun fact: similar to badger, a crocodile will wait in the water for their prey to start drinking, and then they just yoink them. Exactly like badger does with money
O o o o h
my gawd
At last... an ACTUAL FUN FACT.
"who sees trash, and is like imma eat that"
me: looking at my dog
My best friend's girlfriend be like
yesn't
Me: In line at Taco Bell.
As a Floridian, and I’m being for real, I can confirm Florida is America’s Australia’s by the amount of big crocodiles we have.
Love how the first 6 minutes of the video are 6 minutes of non stop advertising
For a brief moment, I thought Badger was going to say “it’s not always about the money, Spider-Man. It’s about the Mets baby”
Love the mets whoo mets cmon homerun baby love the mets
“Crocco with a glocko is a viable strategy”
What about crocco with a glockinator?
Crocinator with a glockinator
don't you mean crocconator with a glockonator
We don't need to give the crocodiles *glockinators* , the already have Glocks.
Yes I'm talking about the ones in florida
@@Haunted2077 Jurassic Park look'n different
Master has presented dobby with a glock
Badger is the whole reason I installed this game and for the fun I’ve had on it I must thank him
Okay but just to be clear: Turtles eat trash because they think it's a jellyfish. Jellyfish aren't even very nutritional but they're massively invasive because they don't have many hunters.
“It’s not always about the money Spider-Man” I was really scared it was gonna be about the Mets for a second
I thought he was gonna burn the money
It’s about the Mets baby the mets
It's about the Mets baby love the Mets ok baby lets go get a homerun love the Mets
Lets go Mets
I was really hoping for his crying baby seal to be his character skin but a gator is still meme worthy.
Also, I really love the fact that Badger is also a fellow animal enthusiast.
s e t o r
When badger said "you’ve heard of elf on a shelf but have you heard of croco with a glocko" got me
9:22 you can turn off the alarm on your car depending on the make and model so an Altima I think you had to hold the in lock and trunk button
One of my new favorite TABG memories has to be when I just heard “PERISH GAMER” and then immediately got blasted in the back of the head with a blunderbuss
Cease your heresy
Dats how it be
Lord guide my bullets, for there is heresy in my sights.
That sounds like you got executed by someone.
One of my personal favorite memories was in the pre game lobby when players were still joining in. There was this guy in a tracksuit that came into the building I was waiting in, and threw a parrot that said, "what if the balls got hard too". Then they started playing hardbass and we just jumped all over the interior for at least a minute. Then, a few seconds before the match started, they went prone and I copied. Then a text box popped up above their head that read, "REMEBER MEEEEEEEEEEEE". I somehow managed to take a screenshot of that moment right before the match started. Now it's my desktop background.
"Winston Churchill throwing up Crip outside the Reichstag" that has to be my favourite line ever said.
"Eisenhower said it, how many world wars did you win?"
@@pokeminerboi6051 pretty sure they did it on pretty much everybody in Berlin
Being said like that didn’t probably happen.
9:14
Ok
"Who sees trash and is like, imma eat that?"
Anyone who's ever gone to McDonald's my dude
0:17-0:23 is the only reason I have watched this at least 10 times, this is my favorite video for when I’m sad lol
Fun fact: the “turtule” you see at 4:16 is actually a Herman’s tortoise. They live in the dry deserts of Asia, are sweet tempered and love watermelons!
Thanks for the fact!
Any plastic over there?
@@dotexe8870 we are humans of course the got to be some plastic there
@@spacepug8950 tru
Tortoises eating watermelon sounds amazing I would watch hours of that
I imagine TABS being like an old father looking TABG and thinking
"I'm proud of you"
Yes
That’s unfortunately not the case because tabg came before the early access of tabs
@@The_whales tabs existed multiple years before tabg and tabg only existed for a year before the full tabs release came out
@@The_whales lmao what? no, tabs has been around for YEARS and tabg has been around like two years or so
@@spicysalad3013 tabs early access was in 2019
Tabg came out on steam in 2018
12:50 you forgot the H&K ones :)
"Who sees garbage and saids, I'm gonna eat that." Said the American
Badger: "Like you're gonna do a drive by with a BAR"
Clyde Barrow: "Am I a joke to you?"
OH NO LOL
It's also kind of funny that a BAR was also one of the weapons they used to kill Bonnie and Clyde. I mean you could just buy them off the shelf back then.
I am the BAR god and I speak for the rifles
@@gunnarthefeisty "BAR is trash" - FG42 Gang
@@bengunderman5382 random whitename with no knowledge of the lore
It’s crazy how it has already been 2 years, time flies by and it brings memories Funny vid 😂 👍
You cannot convince me that this came out 2 years ago
Not gonna lie, I’d watch a 10 minute video of Badger arguing with himself using motion capture.
Yes I would fucking loveee that
I own a flintlock pistol for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four crocos with glockos break into my house, As a grab my flintlock pistol and SWAWS voice pack, I blow a SWAWS sized hole through the first croco, it's dead on the spot. I draw my blunderbuss on the second croco, but it doesn't miss, because...it's a blunderbuss... I have to resort to the literal handheld cannon mounted at the top of the stairs, loaded with grapeshot. Two more crocos are killed in the volley, and the blast sets off a thermonuclear warhead. I then ask the homies to rate my drip while waiting for the Police to arrive. Ah, just as the founding fathers intended.
The amount of Russian badger you’d have to watch to make this meme. Lmao dude that’s actually pretty good.
Not bad doge, not bad.
Take my like
A beautiful remix of the home defense bit
Not yet
I can only imagine the literal chaos with Badger’s voice line pack when someone buys it. 😂😂😂
You've heard of Croco with a Glocko but have you ever heard of Scooby rollin a dooby?
They turned badger into a voice line, funniest shit I’ve ever seen.
Grouse... Grouse... Wake up grouse we need to make a tabs video, (drinks guacamole gamer fart)
Fuk sorry, i mean, 11:04
Dey put da budger in da gem
Seeing Badger argueing to himself is probably the most hillarious thing i have seen today...
IDK why but I couldn't stop laughing when I saw CROCKO with a GLOCKO
He's done it before in like his early siege/bf1 videos
its 3 in the morning, and watching this guy was just so hilarious; could not stop laughing
As a Floridian myself, I can say with full impunity that the only places in this environmental state that don’t look like a freaking swamp are our cities like Tallahassee and Orlando (the city I live near as a mof), but everything else? Personally, most of the communities in here I know of have a backyard that is 70% swamp-like, and yet I still don’t got gators…only snapping turtles, ducks, and cranes lol
I was literally talking to my friend yesterday about how it's been a while since I saw a badger video and how I couldn't wait for another one. Then this comes out honestly faster then I expected the next video. My day is made.
As a recent sub, Badger seems to upload about once a month or so. Which I'm totally fine with since the content is absolutely top notch and worth the wait!
@@Jormyyy as a long time badger sub, expect only the best of the best content. He used to make videos faster, but with shit like mo-cap in his videos now, I ain't complaining
i was expecting BF 2042 video next but his PC exploded while playing it so idk if it will happen
@@Jormyyy hey! I’ve seen you before! Idk where tho lol
A blessing! A blessing from the Lord!
Just so everyone knows, Glocks are numbered after their patent: not their caliber or mag capacity. The fact that the Glock 17 has 17 rounds is just serendipity.
The fact that the Glock 45 isn't naturally chambered in .45 is the opposite of serendipity.
@@GolgariGymBro it's like a bad version of "who's on first", there's the 44 and the 22 and the 45 and the 38 and none of them are in the correct caliber, so plinking with a 44 and home defense with a 22 make sense.
Was just about to say
Thank god someone knows
Remember when glock release glock 44 people excited that it would be chambered in .44 mag and it was released in .22 lr. Yeah
How did I only just now realize that the SFM area is a version of 2Fort
Well, we’re not make another joke about turtles because they’re in danger
Badger last time: "I'm playing with a TABG asset"
Badger this time: "I *am* a TABG asset"
There's a weird feeling of surreal nostalgia seeing maps from games you've played countless times in a different style... 2Fort really takes me back man
@Chelsea Olivia ❤️ what?
Just realized one of the saloon bars in the map looks A LOT like the rdr one armadillo saloon
"Do you know how tight sharks are?" -therussianbadger
The glock number is actually their patent number for the gun, and they can mostly use the same magazines. The glock 43 has a 50 round drum you can buy even though it's suppose to hold like 6 rounds and is the size of your cellphone.
Also, the patent number thing only applies to the glock 17. Every next glock named after that is just increased by one.
let's bully badger into knowing gun history
The Glock 43 drum is so unnecessary. 😂
@@djbray7 Get florida man hopped up on enough guacamole farts and cocaine and you'll need two drums
Remember when a bear in Russia just ate a metric ton of cocaine and just became the most apex predator for 5 hours? They can't stand up to normal Florida men
@@herrgeneralerwinrommel3728 THE FUCK???
DID THAT HAPPEN???
SHOW ME THE DAMN NEWS ARTICLE ABOUT THAT SHIT RIGHT NOW.