SWAWS | Totally Accurate Battlegrounds
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Thank you for making us sound less boring 🙌
hello landfall
Yo landfall yall need to make more tabs cartoons
Na yall aren't boring
Thx for the Xbox update but it crashes a lot but it’s cool keep it up more updates ok Tabs is good
landfall why did batman fuck up my father
It's beautiful how TABG can be more enjoyable than most Battle Royales.
It goes back to basics with a dev team that's just focused on dumb fun, connected to a playerbase that thinks the same way. Bare bones monetization for a free-to-play also helps.
It's 'da funni sanvich man
selling point:
Battle royale..
but ragdoll???
No...mostly yes.
Y emen
…He deadass did the whole ”Money” segment so he could say ”It's not always about the money Spiderman.” I fucking love Badger.
Goddamn you beat me to it my friend
Its about the METS BABY LET'S GO METS!
That's kinda gay bro (joke)
It’s not about the money; it’s about sending a message.
The bots really be going in full force, huh
13:51
Seeing the gator hold a sword I immediately thought “mess with the gator, you get the saber”
The sabor
@@elpopopro9762 Why did google translate that to flavor? Also nice Halo pfp
@UltimaPhoenix15 thanks dawg
“Sharks don’t exist on land”
Land-shark beer: *cries silently in the corner*
There are sharks on land. They're called loan sharks.
Epaulette Shark: "What about me?"
@Putri Saja No.
ruclips.net/video/bR3sJZdKkM0/видео.html
Lemonshark: *walks away depressed*
They turned Badger into an alligator, funniest thing I’ve ever seen
Tabs is just drunken rainbow six siege
Cornel, they turned him into a alligator. Its the funniest shit I've ever seen.
It’s the funniest shit I’ve ever seen
Swas
Perish
"It's not always about the money, Spiderman, i just wanted the word SWAWS in a videogame" is the peak bajur quote.
Followed by massive amounts of doubt.
It’s not about the money
It’s about sending a message
Spiderman be spitting facts tho
Its about the mets baby
@@DrillsVAL love mets
TLDR: My mother insulted my favorite youtuber
This happened a year ago, and I'm still not over it! I used to watch badger EXTENSIVELY and I still do, but when I lived with my mom, he was the only thing I watched. One night my mom caught me laughing my little butt off, and naturally she asked what's up. I never introduce family to anything I like, so I decided I'd make an exception this 1 time. I played a few of badger's videos before just going straight TABG for a while, and unfortunately that resulted in some choice words. "Wait, he's married?" Okay, sure, that's an innocent question, and some people don't know he is anyways, but nothing, and I mean nothing in could've prepared me for her to say, "That poor woman..." 'SCUSE ME? What in the Costco carp fountain fuck, makes my mother say THAT. I still don't understand how such a thing escapes my mother's mouth, AND SHES THE NICE ONE.
Mothers can be brutally honest sometimes, just means she loves ya, right?
hopefully!
My grandmother used to do this, but duckduckgo and a restraining order solved that
What the actual Costco carp fountain fuck
the end of this is amazing
Pros: Badger is getting better at animating
Cons: Badger is getting better at animating
Pros: Badger is getting more popular
Cons: Badger only gets more powerful
LOL
Yes
The fact that hed using a mocap suit is even better but its worse for my mental health and my sides due to how they arr splitting from laughing so hard and the longet i watch his shit the stupider i become
It’s all just an elaborate scheme, everybody knows that Badger is a government drone.
"SWAWS!"
- Old Klingon Proverb
Ew a reaction group
"SWAWS!"
@@elflordyt6830 That's not nice
@@elflordyt6830 ikr? I hate when a group of people laugh at something they enjoy
My first time finding you guys in the comments
"They're older than fucking TREES"
Congrats, Badger; I can officially say that I laughed out loud!
Imagine surviving at least two mass extinctions and being so afraid of a sea panda that you zip your ass down a full fuckin mile to avoid being anywhere in the same postal code as it
@@aganaom1712 unfortunately that sea panda is a stupid smart and the definition of 99 strength and a 99 intelligence build
@@adastial2104 oh I'm well aware. Orcas go out of their way to bully sharks almost more so than basically all other ocean life
@@aganaom1712 It baffles me that they are recorded to kill sharks and eat JUST the liver. They're pretty much dolphins that hacked natures source code to make themselves op.
@@josephuribe4305 if it make you feel better humpbacks hate orcas so much they will go out of their way to fight them to save other animals from them.
4:22 the way badger just chills around the crocodile tells he’s from Florida
Hes canadian alshtually
This makes sense, the most patriotic Americans tend to be Canadian. @mateorios1636
6 months ago: "I'm playing with a TABG asset."
now: "I *am* a TABG asset."
He has become the very thing he sought to destroy
6 months later: "I am TABG"
@@EcHoDuDeMaN Totally Accurate Badgergrounds.
@@StealthTheFoxz I don't know if I hate it or love it
“It’s not about the money Spider-Man it’s about becoming a crocodile” - Badger probably
Why do think that green goblin is saying that
@@skeletonlord5255 "It ain't about the green! It about the GOBLIN, Spider-Man!"
It’s about the Mets babeeee
“But I don’t want to cure cancer! I want to turn people into dinosaurs!”
Get a home run, let’s go Mets.
This is the most cursed series on Badger’s channel and I fucking love it.
and the best
Same
its more than cursed, its more blursed (sort of)
Same
Most serious game in the world
0:51 RussianBadger casually talking about a dumb-fun game while red and blue characters move about all around him, and all of this happening on an untextured Teu-Fort:
Not just an untextured 2fort, an untextured beta 2fort
"Gatorland is the closest that earth will get to heaven"
As a floridian, that is correct
as a canadian, all I can say is we think entering flordia without someone slower than you is a death wish, we also think you guys are crazy, no offence intended
@@themrlupo3591 we are bro
@@themrlupo3591 oh no we are absolutly bat shit insane XD oh and dont worry, we keep the gaters in the backyards only
@@lechking941 so you also keep wild animals in your back yards, people who live in the forrest in canada keep bears
@@jkl5901 LOL
he was right about otis
He's always right
Why are you here
@@jesselbtw berd can't watch some epic RUclips content?
Agreed.
Always was.
Badger is the only person that can title a video “SWAWS” and it be good.
“They’re actually kind people but making it sound dramatic makes it less boring”
Me when I talk about my boss
I was really hoping for his crying baby seal to be his character skin but a gator is still meme worthy.
Also, I really love the fact that Badger is also a fellow animal enthusiast.
s e t o r
everybody talking about tabg:
“the guns are so unrealistic-“
badger:
*pumps blunderbuss with malicious intent*
*loads handcannon with malicious intent*
*proceeds to fire blunderbuss 3 times in a row because of that one buff, thus becoming a human space program*
Looks like ur being banned to the shadow realm Jimbo
Wait Pumps a blunderbuss?
That's immediately what I thought when I saw him pump the blunderbust
5:21 how dare you disrespect my pals Jeff the land shark
Jeff is the best
JEFF SUPREMACY 🛐🛐🙏
JEFF SUPREMACY
I absolutely love the fact that badger is constantly changing his model every video, but Grouse is permanently Dallas from Payday™
and heavenly is permanently a cacodemon
I'm pretty sure because that's what they wanted to be known as also grouse can do a good Dallas voice
™️
@@deadmau3000 he is either cacodemon or as doom guy, those are the only things I’ve seen him as
@@maskplayer60 AHHHHHHHH I NEED A MEDIC BAG
Name: Russian Badger
Pfp: Seal
Interests: Sharks
TABG Skin: Crocodile
this man is an enigma
Current status: BALLIN'
@@absurddive SCP Status: Pickle
Speaks GERMAN.
No. This man is a scalie.
Name: Russian Badger
Species: *American Human*
“Why do I use my power to put SWAWS in a game?”
Because you are the only one we trust to get the job done
“Who sees plastic and goes ‘yeah imma eat that’”
Do you know how many bite marks are in the bowls of fake fruit they put on the tables at my local ikea?
"Glock 17 makes sense because it has 17 rounds"
*flashback to Zach's Gun Rants*
Ah, nice to see another viewer of mikeburnfire on here
I’ve been looking for the infinite “that’s not right” comments
*screams in gun nerd*
The more holes the better the gun!
I won't be happy till they add the pancore jackhammer
Flashback to when Badger said:
"Anything's possible if we bully him enough"
And here we are...
2020 and he's STILL in games
HOW DOES HE DO IT?
I wholeheartedly believe that if we could harness energy from a person character, Badger could power a small town in Russia for at least fifty years.
what about ohio
@@shadowdragon2730 It’s literally a rural bar fight of a state.
what about Africa
@@Apollos_vice it is quite possible
Or power all of Florida for 2.54 seconds.
Landfall should make a story game that’s a war between the wobbly military, with badger as a character that says swaws randomly, and has a stroke while saying like Mr Crocker from fairly oddparents
12:22 "I feel like I'm sitting at the airsofters lunch table right now."
As someone with a friend that had an airsoft group in my high school, I know how he feels.
Me and my only friend are those kids
What does it feel like? I never hanged out with people who play airsoft, let alone played with airsoft guns.
@@RoyalGriffin. It's like we're the quiet kids, except we actually have our own gear.
@@Real_Mick3y6 oh.
Hehe I’m an airsofter hehe
Badger: "Like you're gonna do a drive by with a BAR"
Clyde Barrow: "Am I a joke to you?"
OH NO LOL
It's also kind of funny that a BAR was also one of the weapons they used to kill Bonnie and Clyde. I mean you could just buy them off the shelf back then.
I am the BAR god and I speak for the rifles
@@gunnarthefeisty "BAR is trash" - FG42 Gang
@@bengunderman5382 random whitename with no knowledge of the lore
I like how badger’s at the point in his career where he’s effectively monetized internet shitposting using alternative means; yet still has to play RUclips flappy bird just right in order to keep his ads lol
That goes to show how much of a fuckin mess RUclips is now with youtube kids and the whole ad-pocalypse thing which seems to be 1 long apocalypse tbh
@@wooloob6275 RUclips has been fucked for as long as I've known it. If it isn't advertising it's copyright, if it isn't copyright then it's content policing and censorhsip. One thing right after a-fucking-nother. It's ridiculous.
Wow THAT COMMIT IS AMAZING
These comments are based. Been watching RUclips at it's golden age. I've been disappointed sense 2017.
These comments are based. Been watching RUclips at it's golden age. I've been disappointed sense 2017.
5:56 I’ve come back to this video like 100 times for this moment
I was literally talking to my friend yesterday about how it's been a while since I saw a badger video and how I couldn't wait for another one. Then this comes out honestly faster then I expected the next video. My day is made.
As a recent sub, Badger seems to upload about once a month or so. Which I'm totally fine with since the content is absolutely top notch and worth the wait!
@@Jormyyy as a long time badger sub, expect only the best of the best content. He used to make videos faster, but with shit like mo-cap in his videos now, I ain't complaining
i was expecting BF 2042 video next but his PC exploded while playing it so idk if it will happen
@@Jormyyy hey! I’ve seen you before! Idk where tho lol
A blessing! A blessing from the Lord!
He turned himself into an alligator pickle, funniest shit I’ve ever seen.
agreed
Alligickle
Florida
Isn't that just pickle Kapkan?
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Badger has reached a point where his shitposting has begun to generate it's own gravitation influence that has begun to suck in everything surrounding it, only growing in density and range the longer it goes on. I fear the Badger blackhole may soon extend it's event horizon of shitposting beyond our puny cultural sphere, engulfing all of human inter-personal communication and our identity as a species.
Let’s just hope it's result is better for the community.
Gotta make some shitposts to help don’t we?
I'm already regularly dropping Rus'yam Bagger Bagetti references and slang at work, so like, I think that's already begun lol. I'm getting co workers and customers in on it too.
Why does this sound so crazy but scientifically possible?🤣
Long time later Shitpost will be that huge the earth will around this then sun
5:28 Crocco with a gloko had me dying😂
There's a weird feeling of surreal nostalgia seeing maps from games you've played countless times in a different style... 2Fort really takes me back man
@Chelsea Olivia ❤️ what?
Fun fact: similar to badger, a crocodile will wait in the water for their prey to start drinking, and then they just yoink them. Exactly like badger does with money
O o o o h
my gawd
At last... an ACTUAL FUN FACT.
2:47 Badger made an entire skit just for a "It's not always about the money, Spider-Man" joke. *This is high quality content*
And 10 seconds before that, he referenced the “Dotson”” scene from Jurassic park!
Bruh
IT'S ABOUT THE METS
@@airbridge2400LETS GET A HOMERUN BABY
@@The_Spectacular_Spider-Brock WOO METS LOVE THE METS
9:26 it should only happen after pressing the key more than twice, but the advantage is you can confirm your car is locked from a distance from the sound, which i really appreciate given how much ADD i have
Oh wait did I lock my car, ah yes, i got the piss scared out of me so I definitely did
Badger last time: "I'm playing with a TABG asset"
Badger this time: "I *am* a TABG asset"
One of my new favorite TABG memories has to be when I just heard “PERISH GAMER” and then immediately got blasted in the back of the head with a blunderbuss
Cease your heresy
Dats how it be
Lord guide my bullets, for there is heresy in my sights.
That sounds like you got executed by someone.
One of my personal favorite memories was in the pre game lobby when players were still joining in. There was this guy in a tracksuit that came into the building I was waiting in, and threw a parrot that said, "what if the balls got hard too". Then they started playing hardbass and we just jumped all over the interior for at least a minute. Then, a few seconds before the match started, they went prone and I copied. Then a text box popped up above their head that read, "REMEBER MEEEEEEEEEEEE". I somehow managed to take a screenshot of that moment right before the match started. Now it's my desktop background.
Thank you for this incredible content
Swaws
Nice
Spider-Man casually smoking a cig laidback in a lawn chair has got to be the realest thing I’ve seen all year
"Winston Churchill throwing up Crip outside the Reichstag" that has to be my favourite line ever said.
"Eisenhower said it, how many world wars did you win?"
@@pokeminerboi6051 pretty sure they did it on pretty much everybody in Berlin
Being said like that didn’t probably happen.
9:14
Ok
The glock number is actually their patent number for the gun, and they can mostly use the same magazines. The glock 43 has a 50 round drum you can buy even though it's suppose to hold like 6 rounds and is the size of your cellphone.
Also, the patent number thing only applies to the glock 17. Every next glock named after that is just increased by one.
let's bully badger into knowing gun history
The Glock 43 drum is so unnecessary. 😂
@@djbray7 Get florida man hopped up on enough guacamole farts and cocaine and you'll need two drums
Remember when a bear in Russia just ate a metric ton of cocaine and just became the most apex predator for 5 hours? They can't stand up to normal Florida men
@@herrgeneralerwinrommel3728 THE FUCK???
DID THAT HAPPEN???
SHOW ME THE DAMN NEWS ARTICLE ABOUT THAT SHIT RIGHT NOW.
“It’s not always about the money Spider-Man” I was really scared it was gonna be about the Mets for a second
I thought he was gonna burn the money
It’s about the Mets baby the mets
It's about the Mets baby love the Mets ok baby lets go get a homerun love the Mets
Lets go Mets
If I remember correctly, glock branding is based on when it was made, it atarted out with 17 because it was Gaston Glock's seventeenth invention
the sheer imagination that Badger is dancing alone, without music in his room, wrapped in his MoCap suit, is sad and hilarious at the same time
I like to imagine he spend his whole day wearing the MoCap suit even when he isn’t recording
It’s respectable
one-man animation studio
Y'know as somebody with a degree in game design I can say that it looks like an absolutely fantastic game cuz it's just a bunch of devs fucking around and having fun and the entire player base is here for it
For a brief moment, I thought Badger was going to say “it’s not always about the money, Spider-Man. It’s about the Mets baby”
Love the mets whoo mets cmon homerun baby love the mets
"It's not always about the money, Spiderman. It's about DA METH BABY WHOO LOVE THE METH CMON METH GET A HOMERUN METH LETS GO METH"
-Walter White, 2024
3:36 sharks are older than the north stars light reaching earth for the first time
The mocap really takes Badger’s videos a notch above everyone else
Very accrat
This makes him Shitposting EVEN STRONGER AND UNSTOPPABLE
Imagine badger for holostars en.
nah i cant actually really imagine it rofl.
@@generic6099 lol
Except the blunderbus thing because it is also a 50 cal
Wanna hear the funny part about Badger's skin? Crocodiles are virtually immortal, they do not die of old age. They just keep getting bigger until they can't eat enough to sustain themselves so they starve to death, and if that doesn't make them more terrifying than I don't know what does. The oldest one on record is a Nile Crocodile that is 120 years old as of December 2020 . He's 5 meters (A little over 16 ft) long and weighs around 700 kg (over 1500 lbs).
Holy shit I love this.
Gustav the unkillable(Bullet-Proof) croc
@Zevanya M. Ginting i believe the other title is Demon Croc
I have just google it and apparently that's a myth
@@Bananchello the documentry Capturing the Killer Croc is about gustov and they do say he is real just not magic...saying that crocs shrugging off bullets is nothing new.
I imagine TABS being like an old father looking TABG and thinking
"I'm proud of you"
Yes
That’s unfortunately not the case because tabg came before the early access of tabs
@@The_whales tabs existed multiple years before tabg and tabg only existed for a year before the full tabs release came out
@@The_whales lmao what? no, tabs has been around for YEARS and tabg has been around like two years or so
@@spicysalad3013 tabs early access was in 2019
Tabg came out on steam in 2018
4:17 poor people
THAT IS FOUL
Damn dude
"who sees trash, and is like imma eat that"
me: looking at my dog
My best friend's girlfriend be like
yesn't
Me: In line at Taco Bell.
I find badger being a nerd to animals which fascinates him is odd yet satisfying because I learned a lot from that short explanation why he chose crocodile
It is somewhat reminiscent of Sterling Archer. Just, reskinned awfully.
Holy shit what a achievment: now your friends can say "I cant beleive im playing with a tabG asset right now"
Also damn the mocap editing with this video is absolutely the best thing
Wait that’s mocap!? Nocap???
@@ILikeSoda229 100% mocap
@@max84678 daaaaaamn
This entire time I thought "Swag download complete" was just him saying it, but it wasn't until right now that i realized that's what was playing, I just noticed that it was in the background
"This was in the manual. Eisenhower said it. How many World Wars did you win?"
Gotta be one of my favorite lines in history 😂
when he sead that i was like "I won all wars" NOW am like "I DID nt SEE you in ANY of the wars"
@@istvantriber4476
R/IHadAStroke
@@istvantriber4476 Your writing is worse than the flu, a1dz, and cancer combined
These travis Scott jokes aged like wine
My thoughts exactly
There it is, I came back looking for a comment like this XD
@@trueegypt6952 dam i can't breath
Neither could they
Yo how tf did you make this comment 12 days ago have more likes than my 1 month ago comment? Please teach me your ways
@@trueegypt6952 oof
Seeing Badger argueing to himself is probably the most hillarious thing i have seen today...
IDK why but I couldn't stop laughing when I saw CROCKO with a GLOCKO
He's done it before in like his early siege/bf1 videos
You cannot convince me that this came out 2 years ago
"Who sees trash and is like 'Imma eat dat'?"
Raccoons.
Pfp checks out
@@dryfox11 yes it does
Raccoons tend to have the brains to back that up so they don’t do stupid shit like turtles.
Badger is just the Reality Stone that stretched itself and now I’m scared what the other stones look like and pray they never come together to meme us out of existence but damn will it be a blast
For anyone who's genuinely curious, Glock identifies their models by order in which they filed for the patent. The Glock 17 was the 17th patented product they made. 19 - 19th. 45 - 45th. It does seem deliberately confusing though...
Uh thanks
Yeah I only know that from MikeBurnFire's gun rant videos
Was legitimately thinking about making this exact comment. Thanks for making it so I don’t have to.
the more you know
@@stephenuchiha6430 same
I was today years old when I realized the map he used in this video is a modded version of 2fort lmao
The quality upgrade of this video is just immense, it feels like a morphine filled trip to the ICU
Its fucking true.
That’s such a badger thing to say
Yeah that's accurate
“Crocco with a glocko is a viable strategy”
What about crocco with a glockinator?
Crocinator with a glockinator
don't you mean crocconator with a glockonator
We don't need to give the crocodiles *glockinators* , the already have Glocks.
Yes I'm talking about the ones in florida
@@Haunted2077 Jurassic Park look'n different
Master has presented dobby with a glock
They turned badger into a voice line, funniest shit I’ve ever seen.
Grouse... Grouse... Wake up grouse we need to make a tabs video, (drinks guacamole gamer fart)
Fuk sorry, i mean, 11:04
Dey put da budger in da gem
5:24 I'm sorry to tell you but; The Epaulette Shark can, in fact, walk on land.
I own a flintlock pistol for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four crocos with glockos break into my house, As a grab my flintlock pistol and SWAWS voice pack, I blow a SWAWS sized hole through the first croco, it's dead on the spot. I draw my blunderbuss on the second croco, but it doesn't miss, because...it's a blunderbuss... I have to resort to the literal handheld cannon mounted at the top of the stairs, loaded with grapeshot. Two more crocos are killed in the volley, and the blast sets off a thermonuclear warhead. I then ask the homies to rate my drip while waiting for the Police to arrive. Ah, just as the founding fathers intended.
The amount of Russian badger you’d have to watch to make this meme. Lmao dude that’s actually pretty good.
Not bad doge, not bad.
Take my like
A beautiful remix of the home defense bit
Not yet
Fun fact: The number designation for Glocks is the patent number for that particular product, before they were known for manufacturing handguns Glock actually was solely a Polymer product producer until the Austrian government put in a bid for a new service pistol. The designator for the product would start with 1 and continue incrementally through to the next product they patented... the 17th patent was the Glock handgun.
Fun fact: you know siege is in a terrible state when Russian badger no longer plays
I was wondering if anyone else said this.
“That it’s magazine capacity was 17 was… serendipity”
@@mistypig HAHA, some good Ahoy. You're a man of culture.
@@thewalking4473 And to you, too
For me, watching Badger's content without pausing is like summoning Satan, the more I hear Gen z terminology, the more imps I see in a distance, ready to send my ass to space using a demonic shirt cannon the size of my torso.
The handcannon segment gave me destiny crucible PTSD, that place is just the wild west with superpowers and modern swearing.
That is oddly specific, I love it
Fun fact: if you wake up at 3:69 AM and get on top of the fridge and yell SWAWS 428 times, a weird creature called YOUR MOTHER will come out of the darkness and beat the shit out of you and you will wake up in a magical place called the orphanage
I like how Grouse is always portraited as Dallas. They should make a Dallas skin in this game.
I’m not sure how landfall games can make that work but if they partnered with Alamir Listo that would be a fantastic idea I mean hell throw the entire payday gang in there for good measure
@@ChoujifangirlAlong with all the voicelines
@@ChaplainPhantasm hell yeah
Badger really just went "another one." Not that I'm complaining.
"Who sees trash and is like "yea, Imma eat that"?"
Racoons! AKA: Trash Pandas
H20 delirious and Snuffy : *whistles
Fun fact: a group of badjur fans is called a SWAWS
Not gonna lie, I’d watch a 10 minute video of Badger arguing with himself using motion capture.
Yes I would fucking loveee that
Oh my god, you literally made the people at Opera GX realize TABG was free even though it has been for months. They just added it to the free games list
yoo didnt notice thanks!
🤣😂🤣😂
Well, not on xbox
I like how badger is basically controlling game developers to add things in games! We the people need a crocodile shark hybrid skin in the Halo games! …or……every game!!!
@@yodavanckart tabg isnt on xbox though...
I want a second Chanel where it's just badger giving paleontology lessons in sfm with his motion capture suit. Imagine how hilarious it would be.
I wonder if tabg gonna cost money on console because I seen pc games go on console and then go from free to like 10-25 dollars
To that's be fuckin cool af. Marine biology's best friendo
We need a petition
@@burnmarshm3ll071 Destiny 2 did the same thing, just backwards
@@PrinceApollo117 damm
i hope everybody got the refrence of him saying that its not about the money, spiderman
Fun fact: the “turtule” you see at 4:16 is actually a Herman’s tortoise. They live in the dry deserts of Asia, are sweet tempered and love watermelons!
Thanks for the fact!
Any plastic over there?
@@dotexe8870 we are humans of course the got to be some plastic there
@@spacepug8950 tru
Tortoises eating watermelon sounds amazing I would watch hours of that
I'm kinda annoyed that badger didn't add the part where Saltigue wrecked him in the final battle by launching him out of bounds just when Badger was about to one hit kill Saltigue with his Axe.
What is the time stamp on the stream?
@@markman6105 wanna know too
where is the sauce
@@kurddles416 No no, where is the swaws
“Who sees trash and thinks ima eat that?”
Raccoons: Am I a joke to you?
Goats: Bruh...I feel you.
That one Great White Shark: I ate a license plate once...tasted better than that fatass from Florida, I tell you what.
Sharks are also older than the 3 stars that make up the North Star.
Glocks are named after their patent number by the way, for people who wanted to know
the fact that the Glock 17 holds 17 rounds is a happy coincidence
EDIT: jeez, this comment did kind of good. I got that fact from Ahoy's Guns in Video Games series, look it up on RUclips with Ahoy Glock 17
lol if the naming was based on the capacity glock 43s would be a lot more common lol
Did you watch Zachs gun rants?
A coincidence that all glock fans appreciate
Literally commented this & deleted it after seeing you commented it.
Thank you
50 AE is peak “I only have to hit you once, dex-nerd.” energy
What about .500 S&W?
@@FlauntyToaster I only have to be in the same postcode
@@FlauntyToaster totally anything overkill, like, I would rather fire a Barret with one hand, 500S&W SUCKS
Dex nerds are .22. Strength chads are .50AE
Whips out the 120 mm cannon.
“They see my dog ass with a fully loaded flintlock”
should we tell him that it is a one-shot weapon?
I mean, isnt that like a weapon that needs loaded in multiple steps? Like with the powder and shit? Also can mean fully loaded in the sense that he had a sight (and prob other attachments) glued on that mfer xD
@@Xercodo34 lol that would be cursed
@@Xercodo34 they ain’t gonna glue it they get the nail gun
Fully loaded innit?
Not his badgurs has like 12 with his blessings
I'm just saying safety off on da flintlock 10:55
Just so everyone knows, Glocks are numbered after their patent: not their caliber or mag capacity. The fact that the Glock 17 has 17 rounds is just serendipity.
The fact that the Glock 45 isn't naturally chambered in .45 is the opposite of serendipity.
@@GolgariGymBro it's like a bad version of "who's on first", there's the 44 and the 22 and the 45 and the 38 and none of them are in the correct caliber, so plinking with a 44 and home defense with a 22 make sense.
Was just about to say
Thank god someone knows
Remember when glock release glock 44 people excited that it would be chambered in .44 mag and it was released in .22 lr. Yeah
“It’s not about the money, Spider-Man...
ITS ABOUT THE METS BABY”
Love da Mets!!
Geta home run!
Alright baybee lets gooo
What is this meme? Mr wooosh over here needs some context
@@ACTayTay look up king pen and Spider-Man “it’s about the Mets” meme there has now been a transformer one and several others
Badger: "You've heard about 'elf on a shelf', but have you heard of-"
Me: "Crock with a glock!..."
Badger: "...Crock'o with a glock'o."
Me: "... ... Are you shitting me..."
That was actually kinda close, honestly.
Doggo with the stabbo!
Elf on a penny
Alternatively he could have requested an octopus skin, because Glocktopus
7:46 'Like zoinks scoob, thermonuclear warhead" Lol
That part got me dying right now😂😂
@HamishBruce-n7m same 🤣
We return again for the fourth time.
THIS TIME, he's endorsed by Landfall themselves, and even added his VOICE.
That makes me want to play it MOAR.
*moar
@@panzerfaustrocket4260 For the memes, I shall correct it to make it funni
@@RBTD-bn6us good. You have done well, comrade