QUIRKED UP OPERATOR GOATED WITH THE SWAWS | Counter Strike: Global Offensive
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- Опубликовано: 16 май 2022
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BUDDIES YOU HEARD IN THIS VIDEO ▼
Heavenly (Light Pink): / heavenlyfather
Smii7y (Baby Blue): / smii7y
FranzJ (Pictured): / franzjx
Clu (Red): / clu_snake
Grouse (Yellow): / the_grouse
Jello (Turquoise): / jell0puddin
Badda (Burgundy): / baddajeff
Dustin (Army Green): / dirtbag_dustin
DigitalVagrant (Sand): / digitalvagrant
Calvin (Teal): / calvinorion
Booger (Brown): / boogerhookmcgee
Skullker (Dark Pink): / skullker21
Mickey (Purple): / mickeymt
Geuce (Green): / biggeuce
Pasta (Blue): / yaboipasta
Bing (Flesh Color): / bangbowbing
Eekaj (Orange): / eekajj
Stretchy (Grey): / feelthestretch
MUSIC ▼
It's mainly royalty free stuff from Epidemic Sound, a few Payday 2 tracks, and Pasta's outro:
A Classic Vibe - Ya Boi Pasta: distrokid.com/hyperfollow/yab... 
Игры
badger: "making a video every 2 months isnt good for my money situation"
also badger: "i spent a thousand dollars on crates in one sitting and then splashed 300 on a fac new hyper beast m4"
Finance.
its a tax deductible. he is goated with the sause. For free.
@@plondarino.2525 I wanna see the tax accountant's face at that receipt.
@@DetectiveLance wasn't he a tax accountant before all this?
So thats why he is asking us to buy gamer fart 9000
This game change people
They turn you into Dr. Rockso from "Metalocalypse"
Metalocalypse?
@@exalted_space9224 the best metal band/show in the world
@@exalted_space9224 its hardcore Animated Series about metal group
Dont recommend to eat while watching it
@@Vo_Memes lmao
Yo vo didn't expect to see you here my guy love ur vids mate 👍
Badger really out here thinking I’m not taking 12 scoops at once and hallucinating my tiredness away.
Bro you gotta snort a 12 scoop mega line. Your fatigue will be gone for the rest of your life.
@@steveraybro8769 i think that it also cuts your lifespan down by 37 years too
@@veryfastengineer1719 "for the rest of your life" was the key part of that sentence
What's it like being able to see soundwaves
Can you believe that in 2 days it 32 on trending for gaming.
Enemy team: *are camping*
Badger and his 1 million flashbangs: "P A R R Y T H I S Y O U F I L T H Y C A S U A L"
as the wise heavenly once said “stop blinding me you asshole i can’t see you you goblin”
@@cohenedson5063 WOOOOO-
19:25 I love bing silently in the background
“Better start runnin better start runnin badger start runnin”
Badger: "What's the point of winning if it isn't any fun?"
Competitive Counter Strike Players: "What the FUCK is fun?"
@Jeff M.G. don't do it man it ant worth it
League of legends players
I love how when skullker gets questioned by anyone about his mental state his first instinct is to just play a random sound.
25:21
"YES , THE COLONEL BITCH "
Yup , me everytime i realize i got a kill within the whole match
Fun fact about the zeus, Lauren "Pansy" Scott, a former pro CS:GO caster, has admitted on air that the zeus is her favorite weapon purely because of the scream when you kill someone with it. To this day we all love Pansy that much more because she always says what we all think.
Who is "we"?
@@terminator572 people that like good/fun casters in CS? same reason Sadokist should come back
@@terminator572 "MF ARE WE SPEAKIN' FRENCH?"
Isn't she a PUBG caster now?
@@terminator572 you want to be here, i want to be in vrchat
This man literally gave them so much money that they told him to stop and chill out. They were scared of how much money he was giving them.
To be fair. Would you want to get into legal actions with some guys stealing bank accounts then using that money to launder it through in game gambling?
How many morons besides your little brother with dad's credit card would legit waste thousands of dollars on digital drip over a few days?
Years, yes just ask WoW devs. But CS:GO and TF2?
They got so scared, they just gave him the knife when his 3 day ban was finished xD
He is breaking the very fundamentals of capitalism
They put him in time out
They should've just gave him the knife
I love the "perfect cell" impresion "it doesn't bother, it bothers me a lot, it bothers me a lot... AND THAT ONE'S STILL GREEN"
12:33 Smi77y: "They don't expect the Glock." XD
Badger: "What's the point of winning if it isn't any fun"
Every competitive CSGO player: "Fun what is dat shit?"
feels like the competitive gaming atmosphere in general to me
fun is subjective, just as much as fun as bhopping around the map with a zeus is so is clean 1 tapping a guy from across the map and making a nasty pre-fire. Fun is subjective.
My friend destroying his keyboard after we get destroyed by sweats every time we play CSGO
Me who actually viably mains the Zeus in comp: “sorry I couldn’t hear you over the fun I’m having”
There's no such thing as fun
Skulker is like the weird kid you made friends with in middle school and had god tier programming. I love skulker sounding like he is having a technological aneurysm.
Skulker is my favorite. He's funny as fuck.
He legit needs an intervention
@@joshuab.3887 Yeah he needs an intervention by the president of the United States because that man deserves a fucking medal I'm telling ya
He *is* the technological aneurysm
@@daezly6903 medal of memes or the certified hood classic medal
23:29 such intensity in this man's soundboarded taunt
rewatching this, i realised how badger was more pissed at how easy/simple it was to get better at cs that being a literal shidder at cs and getting a red carpet
Tbf, it did sound way too good to be true, so I was surprised to see that it actually works.
yeah. I play CS 1.6, UT99 and TF2, so standing still is a prime way to get shot and when I was playing CS2 on my friend's PC. I was missing all my shots bc I was running and around as if I used sandpaper to wipe my ass.
Then I remembered this video and my my friend also telling me to stand still while shooting the ak.
other youtubers: "today's sponser is..."
Badger: "This took a full month, sleep not included; sit down, shut up, and listen."
Ain’t gonna lie it made me listen
Shut up clock in and sit down
@@ryanweeks6118 And then there's me: *skips the ad to assert dominance*
On 23:18 Heavenly in chat:
"Do NOT let him win"
"WE will never hear the rest of it"
🤣
1:17 I love that the PS1 models have an alternate damage state, and that said state is them LOSING THE LID
THAT'S SO FUCKING PERFECT
3:45 “y’all know the size of a nine millimetre”
Americans: WHAT THE FUCK IS A MILLIMETRE
"That ones still Green!"
A man of culture as well, that joke was Perfect.
Yo same, I was like "they actually know that? Sweet"
Yup.
...Let it go, Cell. You have better things to do...
All these squares make a circle
Never thought I'd see a TFS reference in a badger vid
I did it my way
Badger is that one guy at a party that you can never tell if hes high or sober because hes just so hyperactive
bagder do be look like the typa rapscallion boofin nutmeg
I am also that guy, but at a completely different type of party.
@@Kleineralsdulil what the fuck am i looking at
Like the crocodile dude when asked if he drinks coffee.
@@Kleineralsdulil You did not just say bagder the typa rapscallion out loud.
0:34 one of my absolute favourite moments of this vid, it just sends my sides to the f-ing stratosphere xD
For 10:00, derivatives can be challenging when you're dealing with l'hopital's rule or the chain rule, but this problem isn't nearly as bad as it looks, it just needs a bit of time and the Quotient rule.
The Quotient rule states that to find the derivative of f/g we need the derivative of f and g (easy enough), and set it so f'*g-g'f are divided by g^2, as seen below:
(f/g)' = (f'*g-g'*f)/g^2
Applying it to this problem, we'll set f=(x+2)^2 and g=(x-1)^3.
derivatives
f' = 2(x+2)
g'=3(x-1)^2
We then plug in this information into the Quotient rule:
[2(x+2)(x-1)^3-3(x-1)^2(x+2)^2]/[(x-1)^3]^2
denominator
[2(x+2)[(x-1)^3]-3[(x-1)^2](x+2)^2]/[(x-1)^6]
This admittedly looks a bit daunting, but we can **simplify** the problem easily, by reducing similar terms (top has (x-1)^2 on both terms, so reduce everything by that amount, leaving you with the bottom being (x-1)^4).
From there you have both terms on the top being 2(x+2)(x-1) - 3(x+2)^2. This looks daunting, but neat trick, if you have like terms you can remove them without having to do too much multiplication, and since they both have an x+2 on both terms you can split it up like this:
2(x+2)(x-1) - 3(x+2)^2 = (x+2)[2*(x-1)-3(x+2)]= (x+2) [2x-2-3x-6]= (x+2)[2x-3x-2-6]=(x+2)[-x-8].
We have the top term (x+2)(-x-8) and the bottom term (x-1)^4, so the solution is (x+2)(-x-8)/(x-1)^4.
It definitely needs a few rules to look up at worst, but its ultimately easy enough as its just basic calc.
🤓
@@jacobhansen94shut up
... No. Just no. Ill stick to my Literature classes.
Badger in streams: chill with jokes here and there, but it's just friends having fun at a game
Badger when editing: *DONACDUM INTENSIFIES, DRUGS ALL DAY BABYYYYYY*
“I- I don't know."
“He's moving while shooting."
"Overwatch says stop moving while shooting and lower your sensitivity.”
6:49 never thought I'd hear someone talk about metalocalypse on any video here
I love the DBZA reference you dropped.
It's fine, it's fine, it doesn't bother me, it doesn't bother me, it bothers me, it bothers me a lot... AND THAT ONES STILL GREEN.
"Hey, SMii7Y, prank em, John!"
Ah, Badger knows that SMii7Y and Kryoz are the same person. A man of culture, indeed.
Not surprised, the same person often share the same braincells.
@Guys look👇🅥 you're lack of bitches is finally here.
@Thanks 🅥 Silence, bot.
Haha you already know
seeing Heavenly type in chat: “Do NOT let him win. We will never hear the end of it” made it so much funnier at 23:25
Two of the most hilarious youtubers, Smii7y and Badger, in one video. That's a fever dream right there.
10:05
...
*grabs a pencil and paper*
pretty sure this is just "do the multiplication" so, it's like...
(x^2)+4x+4 over (x^3)-3(x^2)+3x-1. Which, I don't think has any factoring you can do to either to cancel each other out. Then again it's been like, almost 10 years since I did pre-calc.
Goated with the SWAWS is a phrase that I'd never think I'd hear and its forever ingrained in my damn brain
Yes and 2 months of waiting for a new video
Same
that's a phrase i didn't wanted to read.
*twice*
@Don't Read My Profile Photo
dont care
he tattooed it into my frontal cortex
Badger: “taking two months off is not good for my money situation”
Also Badger: “ I got banned from the store for 3 days for spending over a thousand dollars on crates to get a knife”
Why he get banned tho???
@@kurok1sh170 its basically a safe measure for a person to not spend their entire life savings on crates.
@@clairelili873 or stolen cards
@@clairelili873 ea/ any greedy publisher: lets pretend that it does not exist.
How much does a fukin crate cost
10:00 thats accurate as hell right there🤣
Smii7y, Swagger, and Badger in the same lobby on the same team in a shooter would be a content creation nightmare everyone would like to see and never see
Badger: "all you dipshits know the size of 9mm"
Me, an Argentinian: "sorry chango, all I know is 90 year old buckshot"
Argentina huh I'm surprised you haven't seen 124 grain ball 9mm.
@@meatballman4329 No boludo what the hell Is that, I'm so scared Yet intrigued.
Te entiendo en eso chamigo, una bosta las leyes de armas
* Cries in Correntino *
Fun Fact: The stopping power difference between 9mm and .45 ACP is negligible and doesn't make much of a difference.
@@ncrtrooper7246 Gun laws in Chicago are very strict and yet there is still an insane level of gun violence compared to cities with less strict gun laws.
"I'm over it."
'Immediately box jumps an IT'
10/10, comedic genius, I spit my drink.
EDIT: Shit this doin' numbers.
Where in the video is this?
@@spr_mysteryman_0736 7:47
@@Kevs602 Thanks
@ASTRIEL SHADOW I took a gamble with a high possibility of being called a slur, and I won
@ASTRIEL SHADOW Good, I'm more used to the iFunny comment section
I just laughed way too much and way too long at him saying "I'm over it" and the little jump over the word "it" and he just keeps going but I'm sitting here dying laughing at the stupidest joke
Badger: "sees top of random guys forehead"
Also Badger:"gets head blown off"
This video is incredible. The amount of work that goes into the SFM work is WILD Badger. Elite.
Doesnt he have that montion capture suit that make it 10 times easier? Still i am having a blast watching his vids
It's mocap.
He's gotten better yes..
@@justanothercommenter5835 Mocap needs to be cleaned m8
Mocap is a very useful and can be funny sometimes
I fully expect Badger to be dishin out fully animated short films by the end of mid 2023, judging by the rate the animations are evolving at.
he's using a mocap suit
I’m kinda saddened because yea the mo cap animations are great but now there’s more of them than actually banter between the gang, which is the funniest bit
i got an ad at 4:58 after the alt tab joke, and my pc stopped dead in its tracks before the ad after the mic broke the rift between this reality and the next and thought my pc was going to crash, video so good a gamer has to brace for impact
The TFS reference got me smiling fr AND THAT ONES STILL GREEN
Badger is actually really mature, he doesn’t get mad when he loses, he instead asks “why am I losing” and tries to figure it out. A lot better then me.
I remember when I was 7 I tried to play cs and that was a nightmare
I remember LazyPurple even said in a vid, “now who do you think is going places? The one who makes up boogeymen after losing or the one who gets his head blown off and starts taking notes?”
@@Rooky7776 Ah, the sniper video was my favorite! The dude who got outsniped and immediately hit chat with "Lazy do you have any tips I need to git gud at sniper". I actually used that guy's mindset for scout, every time I got fucking pummeled I would ask my opponent how to do better and every single time I got a genuinely helpful tip from them.
Badgers probably mentally does the entire "kill die learn repeat" mantra in his head.
Yea, there’s a couple different interpretations, either you get angry as fuck, or, you ask “why am I losing,” OR, you throw both of those out the window and say “Damn I admire the guy who just took me down, that was impressive”
Smii7y and RussianBadger in the same room.
I can die in peace now, knowing that the pure comedic duo I watch whenever I can snorted gamer supps together
I literally questioned my sanity when badge said "Hey smii7y".
Did the same thing. Actually had to reload the page cause I thought I was goin insane.
@@unholy_soldier5355 Im so glad I wasn’t the only one.
7:47
I laugh at this everyt ime haha
what a great clip
1:40 got me laughing
19:11 I love the "you better start running" , as you are laughing and admitting that you did it on purpose.
Oh so that’s what he’s saying
I am very guilty of doing what Badger did; I should not be allowed to have friendly fire on in any game I play. I love to mess with my buddies
Badger letting the intrusive thoughts win
The part at 1:38 made me picture Badger just lying in the fetal position in a multiple thousand dollar mocap suit and that's hilarious
The over it joke really got me. 7:45
1:24 “How’d all these squares make a circle! , I just…”
Badger won’t stop until he has swaws in every game he enjoys
Indeed
*SwawS* Global Elite
YEEEEES CS:GO HELL YEEEEEAAAAHHHH
CSGO Is fucking cri..
Me: Hey do you that zoomer in the distance.
RECEIPTS
Still waiting on that Badger Warframe video
There’s just something about badger and smii7y playing together that is perfect
what time?
@@TheWulfrum you can hear him in the background throughout the video
Oh shit I didn't know he play with smii7y damn
@@capnhoek2509 thanks
THATS WHAT IM SAYIN
Badger is the only guy who can make a sponsorship message entertaining
"Does not come with catgirl gf stop fucking asking me"
Badger knows his audience
Marvel: Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover ever
Badger & Smii7y: Hold my Guacamole Gamer Fart 9000.
I was thinking the same thing. So weird but so perfect
You forgot to put the 9000, put some respect on its name.
@@thechaossociety7453 Fixed now, my dude.
The L4D2 video
What did you say mortal
Now we need heavenly and grizzy
Skulker with his soundboard never fails to entertain
This video had enough material for another skulker sound compilation from clipchannels
That or he just gives you a headache 🤣
Skullker turning his voice all glitchy is one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard. I lost it that one time when he was coughing, I think in World of Tanks?
Its such a memeable moment
1:23 Damn they even did a Dragon ball Z Abridged reference
"Throwing mice around the room" in gamer rage is a hilarious visual until you realize he meant the electronic ones.
like the actual mouse would be any better 💀
The fuck you mean by that?
Do you endorse animal cruelty?
Stuart Little is on standby for gamer rage.
If you throw mice across the room I will peg you
@@eddthe9th *Puts Stuart Little back on table*
HF: "They're claiming hide & seek, which means they're in the portapotty. Which means you open it, I'll zeus em."
TRB: "mkay."
*Gets Cosmically Fvcked.*
Revolvers in Western movies are like katanas in anime
TheRussianbadger,”I’m not going to teach you how to play CSGO.” Proceeds to teach me how to play CSGO.
I’m so happy- it’s been almost 2 months, so you knew like a 30 minute video coming, and that he poured his heart and soul into this video just like the Fallout video. AND SMII7Y?? Bro. Even though his segments in this video were small, it was memorable in its own way and it’s always awesome when he expands more and more people into his videos
Yeah I like badger so much that I have figured out the longest he won’t upload is around 3 months unless something happens he usually uploads every month or 2 months and it will be around 20 to 30 minutes
More lore.
AND FRANZJ
He got da milk
1:32 that DragonBall Abridged line had me gaspin. “And that ones still green”
You could say it was perfect
I’m glad someone else got it
It was perfectly placed
I thought I was trippin. Like the multiverses touched for a sec and a reference passed through😂 I laughed out loud. Had no idea these guys were cultured
Finally I found another TFS fan
I was not expecting a Metalocolypse reference while watching this but it killed me. I just recently started rewatching it too
Fun fact about the zeus: in some parts of the world its not lethal, instead it shows a special animation, or it shows the same ragdoll but you can see the body twitching.
11:46 I just now noticed that the animation shows a dude throwing a smoke grenade from Dust 2 that lands on Mirage.
He said they were quarterbacks, it's probably not that far from dust 2 to aps :/
FINALLY, THE SMII7Y AND BADGER CROSSOVER WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR!!!
what
LETS GO BRO
Yooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS!
LET'S GOOOOOO!!!
22:09 OMG I WORK ON THAT HELICOPTER!!! That’s a CH-53E
the random crap happening while hes talking gets me laughing every time
18:25 "What's so hard to learn about 'Swish Swish Stab'? It's a sword not a fighter jet."
A man of culture I see.
BRO I THOUGHT THE EXACT SAME THING RVB FOR LIFE
Rip Red vs Blue season 1-13.😞
"Which one do I hit?"
"SHOOT THE ONE WHO'S WINNING, DUMBASS!"
“Having trouble keeping it up? Don’t worry, happens to everybody. Well not ME, but… oof-“
I do love how even when VR Badger Is holding a gun and not ready to shoot he has trigger discipline, good job being a role model of the kids
*motion capture*
^
i wouldn't be surprised if he was holding a completely empty gun for those parts
@@jackmio rule number X; Treat every gun as if it's loaded
@@baseballjustin5 even when you are aiming to the ground, you don't know if you can or not shoot to your own foot
How does heavenly feel about a cat being more successful than him
Never in my life would I be watching Badger & Smi7y Team up in any game but here I am watching it unfold
Badgers entire existence is a "woke spartan" meme...
Badger: "I don't know what I'm doing, but I know it's gonna work."
"I know you fuckers know the size of a 9mm"
Me, an italian who lives in Italy, where the guns are based on the kind of pasta you load in
Spaghetti Barret
Penne Rigate Beretta
Maccheroni SPAS
Noi come unità di misura usiamo maccheroni per pizze
@@giulgu17 pizza per debito pubblico
I gotta ask... Do you load your grenade launchers with meatballs?
@@jacemckinley6696 our granades are Sicilian "Arancini"
Hit em with the Spaghetti Barretti
Bro got flash banged so much he got men in blacked
Badger : "Reminder, This is not a Guide"
Also Badger : _"After watching many YT CS:GO Tutorials, They all say the same shit. Lower you sensitivity and stop moving while you shoot"_
20:35 "I dont really like the AWP"
*(dies instantly)*
I have no clue why but that part just absolutely broke me.
74 likes no comment gonna need to update THAT SHIT
the fucking "headshotted while talking" gag never got old in this lmao
@@bitronic6706 nor will it ever in my eyes
“Nah bro, he do be certified in HVAC” kills me everytime.
"Yes, that would be I."
That kills me every time.
"badger won't stop till he has Swaws in every game he enjoys" - plague doctor just you wait, he's gonna walk to valve and beat the Devs until they get Swaws in.
Oh God, this is why he moved to Seattle. To threaten Valve.
THE BEST OF THE BEST
@@blarghinatelazer9394 it was all a part of his plan.
@@blarghinatelazer9394 he's gonna get them to put Swaws in tf2
@@Camothedoge if anyone could get valve to update tf2, its someone looking for swaws
When the world needed him most, he has returned with Smi77y and Kyroz. Truly a certified hood classic.
Was not expecting Smii7y and kryoz honestly
Kryoz?
Kyroz is in this video?
@@ixepictroll258 I think so. I saw Smii7y
@@ixepictroll258 actually, check the description. I didn’t see kryox
“hey bee’s watch out dont step on that clown horn” -a heavenly man
"I'm to rich to have quarters."
BALLIN BUT AT WHAT COST?
Badger’s logic: learn hardest things so easy things are easier
*Me out here learning quantum mechanics so I can breeze through times tables* :😎🧠
This big brain time
Learns Molecular Physics to understand where pee is stored
Learns Molecular Physics to understand where pee is stored
@@stahduhst It's stored in the eyes, that's what the little crystals that form around your eyes are made of
@@hazeltree7738 YEARS OF A ACADEMY TRAINING WASTED
these get even funnier when you remember that Badger has to dance around wearing the tennis ball morph suit like a gremlin jester to do all these animations. god bless
amem
Like 19:14
Wonder if his wife ever walks in when he’s doing some random mocap shit 😂
23:55 Grouse being an American hero
I've heard that fart sound so many times now it seems like it's starting to mute itself.
It doesn't bother me, it doesn't bother me... It bothers me, IT BOTHERS ME A LOT - AND THAT ONE IS STILL GREEN!
Perfect execution there with the TFS reference, lad!
it's always a good time when you encounter a wild TFS reference
When did that happen?
@@thatguysean1845 .when perfect cell was making the tournament ring
@@thefool8224 oh i know that, i mean when did it happen in the video.
@@thatguysean1845 .oh thats what you meant
1:24
Badger during the recording: “I got the money to make poor financial decisions”
Badger at the end of the video post-recording: “My money situation is no bueno”
*Somethin’s Wrong I Can Feel It*
when you spend over a grand on lootcrates for a knife....yeah you probably asked for that money situation lol.
12:30 croco with a glocko 😂😂😂😂😂😂
honestly the reason why i’m still drinking monster is because of the DAMN SHIPPING AND HANDLING FEES GOOD GOD
Smii7y “Milkbag” Plus and Russian “Vegeta” Badger together in one Discord channel, oh lord that is chaos incarnate.
Milkbag BOI!
O to
All we need to complete max chaos is Blarg
This clearly marks the beginning of the end of days
I find it funny that smii7y has more subs and it's seems like less people have heard of him than badger
I can't wait to see Badger, Heavenly, Geuce, Grouse, and Eekaj comes at E sport with a team named SWAWS
Come on, grouse would be drop kicked out of group
Smi77y in the bench as the assistant coach just giving them shitposting ideas with his knowledge of the game
21:11 Ayame & Akai Haato (Haachama) spotted, didn't expect to see anything related to Hololive in a TheRussianBadger video.
No one expects the Hololive Inquisition!
Smii7y and badger the collab I never knew I wanted
24:06 Badger was scoped in for *2 F R A M E S*
EXACTLY 2
@@Functionhead1 YES
one hell of a quick scope
@@snwmat the quickest scope
unless we can find someone scoped in for one frame