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  • @tichietempah
    @tichietempah 2 года назад +35760

    badger: "making a video every 2 months isnt good for my money situation"
    also badger: "i spent a thousand dollars on crates in one sitting and then splashed 300 on a fac new hyper beast m4"

    • @morganyu9128
      @morganyu9128 2 года назад +2311

      Finance.

    • @plondarino.2525
      @plondarino.2525 2 года назад +2917

      its a tax deductible. he is goated with the sause. For free.

    • @DetectiveLance
      @DetectiveLance 2 года назад +1516

      @@plondarino.2525 I wanna see the tax accountant's face at that receipt.

    • @DS-si5cp
      @DS-si5cp 2 года назад +764

      @@DetectiveLance wasn't he a tax accountant before all this?

    • @scoutwaffle6125
      @scoutwaffle6125 2 года назад +564

      So thats why he is asking us to buy gamer fart 9000

  • @Vo_Memes
    @Vo_Memes 2 года назад +5551

    This game change people
    They turn you into Dr. Rockso from "Metalocalypse"

    • @exalted_space9224
      @exalted_space9224 2 года назад +17

      Metalocalypse?

    • @bjornboi1175
      @bjornboi1175 2 года назад +34

      @@exalted_space9224 the best metal band/show in the world

    • @Vo_Memes
      @Vo_Memes 2 года назад +31

      @@exalted_space9224 its hardcore Animated Series about metal group
      Dont recommend to eat while watching it

    • @savitar9478
      @savitar9478 2 года назад +4

      @@Vo_Memes lmao

    • @darkpheonix6657
      @darkpheonix6657 2 года назад +8

      Yo vo didn't expect to see you here my guy love ur vids mate 👍

  • @normaldavid
    @normaldavid 2 года назад +6662

    This man literally gave them so much money that they told him to stop and chill out. They were scared of how much money he was giving them.

    • @magnusm4
      @magnusm4 2 года назад +327

      To be fair. Would you want to get into legal actions with some guys stealing bank accounts then using that money to launder it through in game gambling?
      How many morons besides your little brother with dad's credit card would legit waste thousands of dollars on digital drip over a few days?
      Years, yes just ask WoW devs. But CS:GO and TF2?

    • @randomguywhodraws
      @randomguywhodraws 2 года назад +141

      They got so scared, they just gave him the knife when his 3 day ban was finished xD

    • @njung1990able
      @njung1990able 2 года назад +44

      He is breaking the very fundamentals of capitalism

    • @highspeednerf4661
      @highspeednerf4661 2 года назад +31

      They put him in time out

    • @OccultistLord4812
      @OccultistLord4812 2 года назад +1

      They should've just gave him the knife

  • @mattwolfen
    @mattwolfen 2 года назад +4003

    Fun fact about the zeus, Lauren "Pansy" Scott, a former pro CS:GO caster, has admitted on air that the zeus is her favorite weapon purely because of the scream when you kill someone with it. To this day we all love Pansy that much more because she always says what we all think.

    • @terminator572
      @terminator572 2 года назад +23

      Who is "we"?

    • @mattwolfen
      @mattwolfen 2 года назад +192

      @@terminator572 people that like good/fun casters in CS? same reason Sadokist should come back

    • @SSD_Penumbra
      @SSD_Penumbra 2 года назад

      @@terminator572 "MF ARE WE SPEAKIN' FRENCH?"

    • @francisportugal5584
      @francisportugal5584 2 года назад +6

      Isn't she a PUBG caster now?

    • @ZackReap
      @ZackReap 2 года назад +57

      @@terminator572 you want to be here, i want to be in vrchat

  • @liamwelsh4665
    @liamwelsh4665 Год назад +306

    19:25 I love bing silently in the background
    “Better start runnin better start runnin badger start runnin”

    • @drewholmes7356
      @drewholmes7356 3 месяца назад +2

      19:17 Heavenly’s cackle is what sends me reeling.

  • @uwuboi6560
    @uwuboi6560 2 года назад +5132

    Skulker is like the weird kid you made friends with in middle school and had god tier programming. I love skulker sounding like he is having a technological aneurysm.

    • @bluepaladinXavier
      @bluepaladinXavier 2 года назад +145

      Skulker is my favorite. He's funny as fuck.

    • @joshuab.3887
      @joshuab.3887 2 года назад +76

      He legit needs an intervention

    • @daezly6903
      @daezly6903 2 года назад +127

      @@joshuab.3887 Yeah he needs an intervention by the president of the United States because that man deserves a fucking medal I'm telling ya

    • @RealKingCRK
      @RealKingCRK 2 года назад +38

      He *is* the technological aneurysm

    • @necro5430
      @necro5430 2 года назад +37

      @@daezly6903 medal of memes or the certified hood classic medal

  • @memeweirdguyn.0019
    @memeweirdguyn.0019 2 года назад +866

    Badger in streams: chill with jokes here and there, but it's just friends having fun at a game
    Badger when editing: *DONACDUM INTENSIFIES, DRUGS ALL DAY BABYYYYYY*

  • @Shibby
    @Shibby 2 года назад +2031

    This video is incredible. The amount of work that goes into the SFM work is WILD Badger. Elite.

    • @irenakaleva1171
      @irenakaleva1171 2 года назад +22

      Doesnt he have that montion capture suit that make it 10 times easier? Still i am having a blast watching his vids

    • @justanothercommenter5835
      @justanothercommenter5835 2 года назад +8

      It's mocap.

    • @darthball2723
      @darthball2723 2 года назад +1

      He's gotten better yes..

    • @pandanym3065
      @pandanym3065 2 года назад +8

      @@justanothercommenter5835 Mocap needs to be cleaned m8

    • @operatorphantom1459
      @operatorphantom1459 2 года назад +2

      Mocap is a very useful and can be funny sometimes

  • @SerialDesignationN-0X00
    @SerialDesignationN-0X00 Год назад +1361

    Enemy team: *are camping*
    Badger and his 1 million flashbangs: "P A R R Y T H I S Y O U F I L T H Y C A S U A L"

    • @cohenedson5063
      @cohenedson5063 10 месяцев назад +40

      as the wise heavenly once said “stop blinding me you asshole i can’t see you you goblin”

    • @jadetheslime3140
      @jadetheslime3140 7 месяцев назад +16

      @@cohenedson5063 WOOOOO-

  • @kedo
    @kedo 2 года назад +6198

    Badger really out here thinking I’m not taking 12 scoops at once and hallucinating my tiredness away.

    • @steveraybro8769
      @steveraybro8769 2 года назад +327

      Bro you gotta snort a 12 scoop mega line. Your fatigue will be gone for the rest of your life.

    • @veryfastengineer1719
      @veryfastengineer1719 2 года назад +244

      @@steveraybro8769 i think that it also cuts your lifespan down by 37 years too

    • @jeremystone9877
      @jeremystone9877 2 года назад +290

      @@veryfastengineer1719 "for the rest of your life" was the key part of that sentence

    • @Shinyspddmn
      @Shinyspddmn 2 года назад +90

      What's it like being able to see soundwaves

    • @assfuckerthejointpounder5834
      @assfuckerthejointpounder5834 2 года назад +18

      Can you believe that in 2 days it 32 on trending for gaming.

  • @alecchristiaen4856
    @alecchristiaen4856 2 года назад +1227

    other youtubers: "today's sponser is..."
    Badger: "This took a full month, sleep not included; sit down, shut up, and listen."

  • @lazorframe
    @lazorframe Год назад +456

    I love how when skullker gets questioned by anyone about his mental state his first instinct is to just play a random sound.

  • @lavamate5772
    @lavamate5772 2 года назад +3800

    Badger: "What's the point of winning if it isn't any fun"
    Every competitive CSGO player: "Fun what is dat shit?"

    • @notaspy3751
      @notaspy3751 2 года назад +122

      feels like the competitive gaming atmosphere in general to me

    • @kokonutt
      @kokonutt 2 года назад +43

      fun is subjective, just as much as fun as bhopping around the map with a zeus is so is clean 1 tapping a guy from across the map and making a nasty pre-fire. Fun is subjective.

    • @dolphee
      @dolphee 2 года назад +30

      My friend destroying his keyboard after we get destroyed by sweats every time we play CSGO

    • @thekhoifish0146
      @thekhoifish0146 2 года назад +22

      Me who actually viably mains the Zeus in comp: “sorry I couldn’t hear you over the fun I’m having”

    • @cost1242
      @cost1242 2 года назад +4

      There's no such thing as fun

  • @tyrusing
    @tyrusing 2 года назад +1850

    Badger is that one guy at a party that you can never tell if hes high or sober because hes just so hyperactive

    • @Kleineralsdulil
      @Kleineralsdulil 2 года назад +61

      bagder do be look like the typa rapscallion boofin nutmeg

    • @gemhunter498
      @gemhunter498 2 года назад +20

      I am also that guy, but at a completely different type of party.

    • @Non-vegen
      @Non-vegen 2 года назад +17

      @@Kleineralsdulil what the fuck am i looking at

    • @solomonheppner
      @solomonheppner 2 года назад +8

      Like the crocodile dude when asked if he drinks coffee.

    • @Luzaku_kiss
      @Luzaku_kiss 2 года назад +15

      @@Kleineralsdulil You did not just say bagder the typa rapscallion out loud.

  • @axew3127
    @axew3127 2 года назад +2547

    Badger is actually really mature, he doesn’t get mad when he loses, he instead asks “why am I losing” and tries to figure it out. A lot better then me.

    • @alexandercarter3570
      @alexandercarter3570 2 года назад +25

      I remember when I was 7 I tried to play cs and that was a nightmare

    • @Rooky7776
      @Rooky7776 2 года назад +108

      I remember LazyPurple even said in a vid, “now who do you think is going places? The one who makes up boogeymen after losing or the one who gets his head blown off and starts taking notes?”

    • @galaxythebat
      @galaxythebat 2 года назад +67

      @@Rooky7776 Ah, the sniper video was my favorite! The dude who got outsniped and immediately hit chat with "Lazy do you have any tips I need to git gud at sniper". I actually used that guy's mindset for scout, every time I got fucking pummeled I would ask my opponent how to do better and every single time I got a genuinely helpful tip from them.

    • @NuclearRaven13
      @NuclearRaven13 2 года назад +22

      Badgers probably mentally does the entire "kill die learn repeat" mantra in his head.

    • @sleepywalker87
      @sleepywalker87 2 года назад +22

      Yea, there’s a couple different interpretations, either you get angry as fuck, or, you ask “why am I losing,” OR, you throw both of those out the window and say “Damn I admire the guy who just took me down, that was impressive”

  • @aronii3927
    @aronii3927 Год назад +157

    I love the "perfect cell" impresion "it doesn't bother, it bothers me a lot, it bothers me a lot... AND THAT ONE'S STILL GREEN"

    • @kapow22319
      @kapow22319 3 месяца назад +2

      AND THAT ONES STILL GREEN!

    • @zachknudsen8642
      @zachknudsen8642 Месяц назад

      MISTER Perfect Cell

    • @zdelrod829
      @zdelrod829 29 дней назад +1

      @@zachknudsen8642 "I wouldn't cheat on Chi-Chi, but....."

  • @Americanbadashh
    @Americanbadashh 2 года назад +1170

    19:11 I love the "you better start running" , as you are laughing and admitting that you did it on purpose.

    • @Mr.Anderson9323
      @Mr.Anderson9323 2 года назад +18

      Oh so that’s what he’s saying

    • @NateSchulte
      @NateSchulte Год назад +19

      I am very guilty of doing what Badger did; I should not be allowed to have friendly fire on in any game I play. I love to mess with my buddies

    • @alexandritegaming8715
      @alexandritegaming8715 Год назад +10

      Badger letting the intrusive thoughts win

  • @capnhoek2509
    @capnhoek2509 Год назад +3756

    There’s just something about badger and smii7y playing together that is perfect

    • @TheWulfrum
      @TheWulfrum Год назад +17

      what time?

    • @capnhoek2509
      @capnhoek2509 Год назад +102

      @@TheWulfrum you can hear him in the background throughout the video

    • @funnyvalentine4048
      @funnyvalentine4048 Год назад +62

      Oh shit I didn't know he play with smii7y damn

    • @TheWulfrum
      @TheWulfrum Год назад +8

      @@capnhoek2509 thanks

    • @Wonderlimee
      @Wonderlimee Год назад +23

      THATS WHAT IM SAYIN

  • @Lobo2019
    @Lobo2019 2 года назад +1093

    Badger: "What's the point of winning if it isn't any fun?"
    Competitive Counter Strike Players: "What the FUCK is fun?"

  • @orthusgames9888
    @orthusgames9888 7 месяцев назад +31

    I love the DBZA reference you dropped.
    It's fine, it's fine, it doesn't bother me, it doesn't bother me, it bothers me, it bothers me a lot... AND THAT ONES STILL GREEN.

  • @fumarc4501
    @fumarc4501 2 года назад +500

    “I- I don't know."
    “He's moving while shooting."
    "Overwatch says stop moving while shooting and lower your sensitivity.”

  • @chaosmiles07
    @chaosmiles07 2 года назад +1027

    "Hey, SMii7Y, prank em, John!"
    Ah, Badger knows that SMii7Y and Kryoz are the same person. A man of culture, indeed.

    • @hio.hinomaru21
      @hio.hinomaru21 2 года назад +43

      Not surprised, the same person often share the same braincells.

    • @sammy_wills
      @sammy_wills 2 года назад

      @Guys look👇🅥 you're lack of bitches is finally here.

    • @yancamb2202
      @yancamb2202 2 года назад +9

      @Thanks 🅥 Silence, bot.

    • @darkkinggaming7988
      @darkkinggaming7988 2 года назад +5

      Haha you already know

  • @kuroganeshiroe4760
    @kuroganeshiroe4760 2 года назад +617

    On 23:18 Heavenly in chat:
    "Do NOT let him win"
    "WE will never hear the rest of it"
    🤣

  • @ricosheldon594
    @ricosheldon594 Год назад +215

    25:21
    "YES , THE COLONEL BITCH "
    Yup , me everytime i realize i got a kill within the whole match

  • @nephilima3956
    @nephilima3956 2 года назад +444

    I fully expect Badger to be dishin out fully animated short films by the end of mid 2023, judging by the rate the animations are evolving at.

    • @gabaghoul357
      @gabaghoul357 2 года назад +1

      he's using a mocap suit

    • @zjjohnson3827
      @zjjohnson3827 2 года назад

      I’m kinda saddened because yea the mo cap animations are great but now there’s more of them than actually banter between the gang, which is the funniest bit

    • @TsarBlin
      @TsarBlin 3 месяца назад

      May I introduce you to the Helldivers video, which is more vlog and guide than video

  • @thebaronlouis8619
    @thebaronlouis8619 Год назад +547

    11:46 I just now noticed that the animation shows a dude throwing a smoke grenade from Dust 2 that lands on Mirage.

    • @rocketptheracoon9226
      @rocketptheracoon9226 Год назад +24

      He said they were quarterbacks, it's probably not that far from dust 2 to aps :/

  • @sleepywalker87
    @sleepywalker87 2 года назад +370

    I’m so happy- it’s been almost 2 months, so you knew like a 30 minute video coming, and that he poured his heart and soul into this video just like the Fallout video. AND SMII7Y?? Bro. Even though his segments in this video were small, it was memorable in its own way and it’s always awesome when he expands more and more people into his videos

    • @Jack-hp9yw
      @Jack-hp9yw 2 года назад +7

      Yeah I like badger so much that I have figured out the longest he won’t upload is around 3 months unless something happens he usually uploads every month or 2 months and it will be around 20 to 30 minutes

    • @Deleted-Banana
      @Deleted-Banana 2 года назад +4

      More lore.

    • @JoMiMi_h
      @JoMiMi_h 2 года назад +5

      AND FRANZJ

    • @exalted_space9224
      @exalted_space9224 2 года назад +6

      He got da milk

  • @Choujifangirl
    @Choujifangirl 28 дней назад +5

    13:08 it’s funny but the quote “I’m just here to laugh at the funny man scream” is one of the quotes I would use for another RUclipsr, Tear of Grace

  • @darrentj8887
    @darrentj8887 2 года назад +460

    The part at 1:38 made me picture Badger just lying in the fetal position in a multiple thousand dollar mocap suit and that's hilarious

  • @centrictero
    @centrictero 2 года назад +302

    Smii7y and RussianBadger in the same room.
    I can die in peace now, knowing that the pure comedic duo I watch whenever I can snorted gamer supps together

    • @unholy_soldier5355
      @unholy_soldier5355 2 года назад +16

      I literally questioned my sanity when badge said "Hey smii7y".

    • @midge2671
      @midge2671 2 года назад +5

      Did the same thing. Actually had to reload the page cause I thought I was goin insane.

    • @kinologan5074
      @kinologan5074 2 года назад +2

      @@unholy_soldier5355 Im so glad I wasn’t the only one.

  • @Foodhungryy
    @Foodhungryy 2 года назад +13755

    Badger won’t stop until he has swaws in every game he enjoys

    • @monolazaar
      @monolazaar 2 года назад +126

      Indeed
      *SwawS* Global Elite

    • @aegypter1n
      @aegypter1n 2 года назад +20

      YEEEEES CS:GO HELL YEEEEEAAAAHHHH

    • @cannonman7122
      @cannonman7122 2 года назад +26

      CSGO Is fucking cri..
      Me: Hey do you that zoomer in the distance.

    • @cherrygrabber7172
      @cherrygrabber7172 2 года назад +14

      RECEIPTS

    • @oneevilchef
      @oneevilchef 2 года назад +22

      Still waiting on that Badger Warframe video

  • @KrakatonMain
    @KrakatonMain Год назад +73

    1:17 I love that the PS1 models have an alternate damage state, and that said state is them LOSING THE LID
    THAT'S SO FUCKING PERFECT

  • @TheSacredSavior
    @TheSacredSavior 2 года назад +610

    "That ones still Green!"
    A man of culture as well, that joke was Perfect.

  • @cdestroyer2180
    @cdestroyer2180 2 года назад +534

    I do love how even when VR Badger Is holding a gun and not ready to shoot he has trigger discipline, good job being a role model of the kids

    • @vobsvids
      @vobsvids 2 года назад +26

      *motion capture*

    • @jacksonbloodmoon3787
      @jacksonbloodmoon3787 2 года назад +1

      ^

    • @jackmio
      @jackmio 2 года назад +13

      i wouldn't be surprised if he was holding a completely empty gun for those parts

    • @baseballjustin5
      @baseballjustin5 2 года назад +14

      @@jackmio rule number X; Treat every gun as if it's loaded

    • @omoriperocondrip9130
      @omoriperocondrip9130 2 года назад +6

      @@baseballjustin5 even when you are aiming to the ground, you don't know if you can or not shoot to your own foot

  • @moonischeese8087
    @moonischeese8087 2 года назад +717

    Goated with the SWAWS is a phrase that I'd never think I'd hear and its forever ingrained in my damn brain

  • @ferna8397A
    @ferna8397A Год назад +156

    rewatching this, i realised how badger was more pissed at how easy/simple it was to get better at cs that being a literal shidder at cs and getting a red carpet

    • @RoyalGriffin.
      @RoyalGriffin. Год назад +11

      Tbf, it did sound way too good to be true, so I was surprised to see that it actually works.

    • @abhimaanmayadam5713
      @abhimaanmayadam5713 10 месяцев назад +6

      yeah. I play CS 1.6, UT99 and TF2, so standing still is a prime way to get shot and when I was playing CS2 on my friend's PC. I was missing all my shots bc I was running and around as if I used sandpaper to wipe my ass.
      Then I remembered this video and my my friend also telling me to stand still while shooting the ak.

  • @pelicanpeppers
    @pelicanpeppers 2 года назад +750

    seeing Heavenly type in chat: “Do NOT let him win. We will never hear the end of it” made it so much funnier at 23:25

  • @borgegush379
    @borgegush379 2 года назад +824

    Badger: “taking two months off is not good for my money situation”
    Also Badger: “ I got banned from the store for 3 days for spending over a thousand dollars on crates to get a knife”

    • @kurok1sh170
      @kurok1sh170 2 года назад +9

      Why he get banned tho???

    • @clairelili873
      @clairelili873 2 года назад +67

      @@kurok1sh170 its basically a safe measure for a person to not spend their entire life savings on crates.

    • @JediSentinal
      @JediSentinal 2 года назад +36

      @@clairelili873 or stolen cards

    • @cloak679
      @cloak679 2 года назад +16

      @@clairelili873 ea/ any greedy publisher: lets pretend that it does not exist.

    • @katama4843
      @katama4843 2 года назад +1

      How much does a fukin crate cost

  • @Minka-ot9xl
    @Minka-ot9xl Год назад +20

    6:49 never thought I'd hear someone talk about metalocalypse on any video here

    • @pyromaniaxe1187
      @pyromaniaxe1187 4 месяца назад +1

      Same here. It was so unexpected yet sooooo welcome 😂

  • @erikwoodruff5643
    @erikwoodruff5643 2 года назад +388

    Skulker with his soundboard never fails to entertain

    • @Vrozkrokop
      @Vrozkrokop 2 года назад +16

      This video had enough material for another skulker sound compilation from clipchannels

    • @buccaneerguy8197
      @buccaneerguy8197 2 года назад +3

      That or he just gives you a headache 🤣

  • @Montesama314
    @Montesama314 Год назад +2426

    "Throwing mice around the room" in gamer rage is a hilarious visual until you realize he meant the electronic ones.

    • @RoofedTrash
      @RoofedTrash Год назад +87

      like the actual mouse would be any better 💀

    • @eddthe9th
      @eddthe9th Год назад +1

      The fuck you mean by that?
      Do you endorse animal cruelty?

    • @scooble_
      @scooble_ Год назад +87

      Stuart Little is on standby for gamer rage.

    • @eddthe9th
      @eddthe9th Год назад +28

      If you throw mice across the room I will peg you

    • @thegamingleopard4592
      @thegamingleopard4592 Год назад +30

      @@eddthe9th *Puts Stuart Little back on table*

  • @TheRealFrozenFire
    @TheRealFrozenFire 2 года назад +255

    20:35 "I dont really like the AWP"
    *(dies instantly)*
    I have no clue why but that part just absolutely broke me.

    • @khoelindawati6716
      @khoelindawati6716 2 года назад +2

      74 likes no comment gonna need to update THAT SHIT

    • @bit_ronic
      @bit_ronic 2 года назад +2

      the fucking "headshotted while talking" gag never got old in this lmao

    • @TheRealFrozenFire
      @TheRealFrozenFire 2 года назад +2

      @@bit_ronic nor will it ever in my eyes

  • @karma9240
    @karma9240 8 месяцев назад +13

    Two of the most hilarious youtubers, Smii7y and Badger, in one video. That's a fever dream right there.

  • @CrystaI-Cascade
    @CrystaI-Cascade Год назад +579

    Seeing Smii7y talk to the members of the Badger squad is the next thing ever. Two of my favorite youtubers interacting is so good and I hope you play with him again in the future

  • @slavicsquid1316
    @slavicsquid1316 2 года назад +865

    This guy knows how to make quality content, didn’t even realize 28 minutes had passed until the video was over

  • @Vortex6024
    @Vortex6024 2 года назад +866

    FINALLY, THE SMII7Y AND BADGER CROSSOVER WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR!!!

  • @Paytonzane
    @Paytonzane Год назад +14

    10:05
    ...
    *grabs a pencil and paper*
    pretty sure this is just "do the multiplication" so, it's like...
    (x^2)+4x+4 over (x^3)-3(x^2)+3x-1. Which, I don't think has any factoring you can do to either to cancel each other out. Then again it's been like, almost 10 years since I did pre-calc.

    • @channelforviewing
      @channelforviewing 5 месяцев назад +1

      Gotta do derivatives like in Calc, not just simple like that unfortunately 😅

  • @Inzanepiratical
    @Inzanepiratical 2 года назад +683

    "I'm over it."
    'Immediately box jumps an IT'
    10/10, comedic genius, I spit my drink.
    EDIT: Shit this doin' numbers.

  • @midnightkale8621
    @midnightkale8621 2 года назад +296

    When the world needed him most, he has returned with Smi77y and Kyroz. Truly a certified hood classic.

    • @notsmii7y
      @notsmii7y 2 года назад +23

      Was not expecting Smii7y and kryoz honestly

    • @ixepictroll258
      @ixepictroll258 2 года назад +1

      Kryoz?

    • @kfcwaifu3.063
      @kfcwaifu3.063 2 года назад

      Kyroz is in this video?

    • @notsmii7y
      @notsmii7y 2 года назад +1

      @@ixepictroll258 I think so. I saw Smii7y

    • @notsmii7y
      @notsmii7y 2 года назад

      @@ixepictroll258 actually, check the description. I didn’t see kryox

  • @bronzethesequel82
    @bronzethesequel82 2 года назад +280

    these get even funnier when you remember that Badger has to dance around wearing the tennis ball morph suit like a gremlin jester to do all these animations. god bless

    • @firemanloiroxd
      @firemanloiroxd 2 года назад +4

      amem

    • @AarPlays
      @AarPlays 2 года назад +8

      Like 19:14

    • @ERS1713
      @ERS1713 2 года назад +2

      Wonder if his wife ever walks in when he’s doing some random mocap shit 😂

  • @ThaAlecman
    @ThaAlecman Год назад +91

    12:33 Smi77y: "They don't expect the Glock." XD

    • @notsmii7y
      @notsmii7y 5 месяцев назад +1

      Much ljke the Spanish Inquisition

    • @notsmii7y
      @notsmii7y 5 месяцев назад +7

      Also, I never expected Smii7y to be playing with badger and the gang

  • @davecrupel2817
    @davecrupel2817 2 года назад +504

    HF: "They're claiming hide & seek, which means they're in the portapotty. Which means you open it, I'll zeus em."
    TRB: "mkay."
    *Gets Cosmically Fvcked.*

  • @user-fq7eh3jz7u
    @user-fq7eh3jz7u 2 года назад +382

    Badger’s logic: learn hardest things so easy things are easier
    *Me out here learning quantum mechanics so I can breeze through times tables* :😎🧠

    • @quitkid8727
      @quitkid8727 2 года назад +4

      This big brain time

    • @stahduhst
      @stahduhst 2 года назад +5

      Learns Molecular Physics to understand where pee is stored

    • @stahduhst
      @stahduhst 2 года назад +1

      Learns Molecular Physics to understand where pee is stored

    • @hazeltree7738
      @hazeltree7738 2 года назад +2

      @@stahduhst It's stored in the eyes, that's what the little crystals that form around your eyes are made of

    • @stahduhst
      @stahduhst 2 года назад +3

      @@hazeltree7738 YEARS OF A ACADEMY TRAINING WASTED

  • @GHOSTDivisionFounder433
    @GHOSTDivisionFounder433 2 года назад +146

    I love how skulker is just becoming a Combine Grunt because of his ability, it just fits so well. moar skulker.

  • @colt6566
    @colt6566 11 месяцев назад +15

    i got an ad at 4:58 after the alt tab joke, and my pc stopped dead in its tracks before the ad after the mic broke the rift between this reality and the next and thought my pc was going to crash, video so good a gamer has to brace for impact

  • @RenegadesReact
    @RenegadesReact 2 года назад +648

    This video was A Certified Hood Classic! SWAWS!

  • @niskanen19
    @niskanen19 2 года назад +205

    badger single handedly beating every major film studio in quality, editing, filming and production lmao

  • @grellie4845
    @grellie4845 2 года назад +157

    "And I've never felt better." As you says dead on the floor. Absolute peak of comedy. Also really happy that you played with smii7y!

    • @munchies982
      @munchies982 2 года назад +1

      He did to show us the 🎂

  • @Ghostly3011
    @Ghostly3011 Месяц назад +7

    i am genuinely baffled that this video is almost 2.5 years old now

  • @ArustwatDaGoat
    @ArustwatDaGoat 2 года назад +258

    I can't wait to see Badger, Heavenly, Geuce, Grouse, and Eekaj comes at E sport with a team named SWAWS

    • @ezrajames6560
      @ezrajames6560 2 года назад

      Come on, grouse would be drop kicked out of group

    • @aosa8810
      @aosa8810 2 года назад

      Smi77y in the bench as the assistant coach just giving them shitposting ideas with his knowledge of the game

  • @manonlblais
    @manonlblais 2 года назад +417

    The little animationed jump over the word "it" *chefs kiss
    Also, always love to see RUclipsrs in a new collab. I've been watching Smii7y for years.

    • @MassDriver100
      @MassDriver100 2 года назад +15

      You know he had to have been waiting to do that gag since getting his mo-cap suit

    • @watergamer6446
      @watergamer6446 2 года назад +1

      7:48

    • @Itsyaboyrobby
      @Itsyaboyrobby 2 года назад

      That was hilarious

    • @call-of-thanos3364
      @call-of-thanos3364 2 года назад

      You mean animated?

    • @jakekneega7400
      @jakekneega7400 2 года назад

      I think Heavenly plays with Grizzy and Smii7y every once in a while, so really this was just waiting to happen

  • @IAA2152
    @IAA2152 2 года назад +396

    Badgers entire existence is a "woke spartan" meme...
    Badger: "I don't know what I'm doing, but I know it's gonna work."

  • @KaijuLanes
    @KaijuLanes 8 месяцев назад +10

    10:00 thats accurate as hell right there🤣

  • @Camothedoge
    @Camothedoge 2 года назад +934

    "badger won't stop till he has Swaws in every game he enjoys" - plague doctor just you wait, he's gonna walk to valve and beat the Devs until they get Swaws in.

    • @blarghinatelazer9394
      @blarghinatelazer9394 2 года назад +25

      Oh God, this is why he moved to Seattle. To threaten Valve.

    • @Jacket_32
      @Jacket_32 2 года назад +4

      THE BEST OF THE BEST

    • @Camothedoge
      @Camothedoge 2 года назад +11

      @@blarghinatelazer9394 it was all a part of his plan.

    • @Camothedoge
      @Camothedoge 2 года назад +11

      @@blarghinatelazer9394 he's gonna get them to put Swaws in tf2

    • @Camothedoge
      @Camothedoge 2 года назад +4

      @Nicholas Darryl H. no shit.

  • @catlover1929
    @catlover1929 2 года назад +85

    I've watched for 3 years now and this is the first time I've realized Skullker actually plays the games and doesn't just soundboard

  • @X-SPONGED
    @X-SPONGED 2 года назад +190

    Badger : "Reminder, This is not a Guide"
    Also Badger : _"After watching many YT CS:GO Tutorials, They all say the same shit. Lower you sensitivity and stop moving while you shoot"_

  • @KeyBoredReal
    @KeyBoredReal Год назад +26

    3:45 “y’all know the size of a nine millimetre”
    Americans: WHAT THE FUCK IS A MILLIMETRE

  • @justagundam
    @justagundam 2 года назад +187

    Skulker's power is growing each day.
    He's gone from a Technomancer Goblin to a 9th Dimensional Cyber Litch.

  • @lordtoby1178
    @lordtoby1178 Год назад +1242

    smi77y and badger literally perfect combo

    • @krim9434
      @krim9434 Год назад +21

      god-tier combo

    • @genericname4739
      @genericname4739 Год назад +18

      I want moar of this chaotic duo

    • @markcooke9156
      @markcooke9156 Год назад +7

      If they played on prop Hunter they’d be over god tier

    • @SFH_Jenkins
      @SFH_Jenkins Год назад +8

      dis cat goofy as hell, what de hell?

    • @spider-turtle481
      @spider-turtle481 Год назад +8

      Imagine if the Vanoss crew met the Badger Gang

  • @t.cameron3365
    @t.cameron3365 2 года назад +244

    6:34 I am so glad they finally addressed Pasta’s laugh. It’s so weird and so recognizable I laugh with him every time

  • @deadfury54
    @deadfury54 6 месяцев назад +5

    I was not expecting a Metalocolypse reference while watching this but it killed me. I just recently started rewatching it too

  • @Witherbrine98
    @Witherbrine98 2 года назад +386

    Marvel: Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover ever
    Badger & Smii7y: Hold my Guacamole Gamer Fart 9000.

    • @eringobraugh2485
      @eringobraugh2485 2 года назад +4

      I was thinking the same thing. So weird but so perfect

    • @Madmaxgaming130
      @Madmaxgaming130 2 года назад +6

      You forgot to put the 9000, put some respect on its name.

    • @Witherbrine98
      @Witherbrine98 2 года назад +3

      @@Madmaxgaming130 Fixed now, my dude.

    • @khoelindawati6716
      @khoelindawati6716 2 года назад +3

      The L4D2 video
      What did you say mortal

    • @koda5200
      @koda5200 2 года назад +6

      Now we need heavenly and grizzy

  • @kryskiller666
    @kryskiller666 2 года назад +535

    It doesn't bother me, it doesn't bother me... It bothers me, IT BOTHERS ME A LOT - AND THAT ONE IS STILL GREEN!
    Perfect execution there with the TFS reference, lad!

    • @loft777
      @loft777 2 года назад +21

      it's always a good time when you encounter a wild TFS reference

    • @thatguysean1845
      @thatguysean1845 2 года назад

      When did that happen?

    • @thefool8224
      @thefool8224 2 года назад +2

      @@thatguysean1845 .when perfect cell was making the tournament ring

    • @thatguysean1845
      @thatguysean1845 2 года назад +1

      @@thefool8224 oh i know that, i mean when did it happen in the video.

    • @thefool8224
      @thefool8224 2 года назад +3

      @@thatguysean1845 .oh thats what you meant
      1:24

  • @TheGeoArchaeologist
    @TheGeoArchaeologist 2 года назад +211

    This man’s really out here staying on trending for two days straight

  • @Lubuntuuser
    @Lubuntuuser 12 дней назад +5

    1:27 TFS reference

  • @maximumfilms7458
    @maximumfilms7458 2 года назад +123

    Nothing made me happier than hearing badger say "prank him Smitty" . I've wanted them to play together for SO LONG

  • @X-SPONGED
    @X-SPONGED 2 года назад +69

    23:20
    The Amount of Emotion put behind that _(Goblin Cackle) "YOU. FUCKING. THOUGHT!!!"_
    I'm surprised Skulker didn't instantly had a stroke over his soundboard's helium leakage

  • @sniperpug9955
    @sniperpug9955 2 года назад +179

    1:32 that DragonBall Abridged line had me gaspin. “And that ones still green”

    • @An_Actual_Ditto
      @An_Actual_Ditto 2 года назад +13

      You could say it was perfect

    • @space_cow_boi9590
      @space_cow_boi9590 2 года назад +4

      I’m glad someone else got it

    • @eliwalker3414
      @eliwalker3414 2 года назад +4

      It was perfectly placed

    • @TheDtzcrptr
      @TheDtzcrptr 2 года назад +7

      I thought I was trippin. Like the multiverses touched for a sec and a reference passed through😂 I laughed out loud. Had no idea these guys were cultured

    • @rudrickvalewalker615
      @rudrickvalewalker615 2 года назад +5

      Finally I found another TFS fan

  • @TTV_GHOSTED111
    @TTV_GHOSTED111 Год назад +10

    Badger: "sees top of random guys forehead"
    Also Badger:"gets head blown off"

  • @rosfell00
    @rosfell00 2 года назад +460

    20:01 Finally, the long awaited ZF / Badger and Friends crossover...

    • @lords_gamer1829
      @lords_gamer1829 2 года назад +51

      how did I not notice that until now? Honestly, if they did an official collab, it would be some of the greatest content on the entire Internet.

    • @Killa_Kaiser
      @Killa_Kaiser 2 года назад +31

      If I remember correctly if you look at the killfeed in the halo infinite video at certain times digital variant was in the kill feed and in game text chat

    • @wisksk8550
      @wisksk8550 2 года назад +28

      Just need Soviet, Quebec, digby, and the rest

    • @muncherofpizza
      @muncherofpizza 2 года назад +6

      Honestly how did I miss that?

    • @thrownstair
      @thrownstair 2 года назад +17

      SovietWomble and RussianBadger, how did it take me that long to notice

  • @splunkmastah4609
    @splunkmastah4609 2 года назад +202

    Badger during the recording: “I got the money to make poor financial decisions”
    Badger at the end of the video post-recording: “My money situation is no bueno”
    *Somethin’s Wrong I Can Feel It*

    • @conan2096
      @conan2096 2 года назад +6

      when you spend over a grand on lootcrates for a knife....yeah you probably asked for that money situation lol.

  • @pogu650
    @pogu650 2 года назад +153

    Badger: "Sorry I only have bullets for scale im too rich to carry quarters"
    also Badger **spends ludicrous amounts of money on boxes and a hyperbeast**
    *20 min later*
    Badger: "I would really appreciate if you could buy some gamer fart taking 2 months off has not been good on the money situation"
    Mans definitely spent 100$ on a claw machine without even noticing until his wallet was half the weight

  • @zhabiboss
    @zhabiboss 7 месяцев назад +2

    1:23 Damn they even did a Dragon ball Z Abridged reference

  • @salahudeenarunkumar4283
    @salahudeenarunkumar4283 2 года назад +272

    Alternate title: “Turns out Skulker is goated with the swaws

    • @XEVBeans
      @XEVBeans 2 года назад

      @弥彦yahiko ueharaxxx Uh the fuck

  • @TheShadowMasked
    @TheShadowMasked 2 года назад +208

    Smii7y “Milkbag” Plus and Russian “Vegeta” Badger together in one Discord channel, oh lord that is chaos incarnate.

    • @Intoxicated-6887
      @Intoxicated-6887 2 года назад +6

      Milkbag BOI!

    • @isidroestrada8983
      @isidroestrada8983 2 года назад +1

      O to

    • @James.D.B.
      @James.D.B. 2 года назад +6

      All we need to complete max chaos is Blarg

    • @ed4pints
      @ed4pints 2 года назад +2

      This clearly marks the beginning of the end of days

    • @DarthDevious905
      @DarthDevious905 2 года назад

      I find it funny that smii7y has more subs and it's seems like less people have heard of him than badger

  • @thescottishlad1049
    @thescottishlad1049 2 года назад +132

    Oh God, the matchup I’ve never knew I needed, Badjur and Smii7y. LOVE IT!

    • @schleon3415
      @schleon3415 2 года назад +5

      The perfect combo we never had

    • @mantasdirse4136
      @mantasdirse4136 2 года назад +3

      yusss

    • @Kumquat_Lord
      @Kumquat_Lord 2 года назад +7

      I'm sad how short his role in the video was, the man had some nutty plays on stream

    • @afedupdialga168
      @afedupdialga168 2 года назад +3

      I feel like Smii7y only showed up like twice on this video, one moment where he says ‘they don’t expect the glock’ and later he can be heard laughing in the background.

  • @jonaspen
    @jonaspen Год назад +7

    I just laughed way too much and way too long at him saying "I'm over it" and the little jump over the word "it" and he just keeps going but I'm sitting here dying laughing at the stupidest joke

  • @lilloverdose6985
    @lilloverdose6985 2 года назад +137

    I am crying. I fucking love smi77y I never thought I would ever see them play together this has made my year

    • @salamipuddin4206
      @salamipuddin4206 2 года назад +7

      But like we only see a few seconds. I want mooooorrre!

    • @DarthDevious905
      @DarthDevious905 2 года назад

      @@salamipuddin4206 dood same

  • @neonike4912
    @neonike4912 2 года назад +1214

    Badger: "Your cat stole your radiator? How does a cat steal a radiator?"
    Smii7y: "Dis cat goofy as hell. What the hell?"
    Geuce: "Nah, bro he do be certified in HVAC"
    Smii7y: "HAHAHAHA"

    • @admiral_waffles533
      @admiral_waffles533 2 года назад +49

      22:59 For the scene

    • @boopboop9313
      @boopboop9313 2 года назад +23

      Thanks I really needed lyrics for this video

    • @snowyhamster8932
      @snowyhamster8932 2 года назад +12

      We need more Smii7y on this channel.

    • @bru9383
      @bru9383 2 года назад +8

      @@snowyhamster8932 More of Smii7y in general

    • @spikeimperial
      @spikeimperial 2 года назад

      Can someone explain this to a sleep deprived man please who needs to eat some sugar?

  • @if_paradox
    @if_paradox 2 года назад +2956

    RussianBadger: *has his own Gamer Supps flavor*
    Jschlatt: *owns the company now*
    Max0r: *makes new video ft. RussianBadger*
    My brain: *the trio of chaos is uniting*

    • @Anonymous-73
      @Anonymous-73 2 года назад +171

      The GamerSupp’s lore expands further and further

    • @kirbytheotaku737
      @kirbytheotaku737 2 года назад +119

      Jschlatt actually owns it now?!

    • @Hstone-wq1tl
      @Hstone-wq1tl 2 года назад +117

      I thought Jschlatt owning the company was a joke

    • @zboy1152
      @zboy1152 2 года назад +28

      The greatest crossover of chaos

    • @marshthemushling333
      @marshthemushling333 2 года назад +40

      Which Max0r video ft. Badger?

  • @VeryOriginalUsername20000
    @VeryOriginalUsername20000 Месяц назад +3

    got an ad right as the flashbang went off 15:03

  • @BornDepressed
    @BornDepressed 2 года назад +406

    "This is not a guide." Proceeds to make CSGO easier for literally everyone...

    • @randorookie8587
      @randorookie8587 2 года назад +8

      Because badger making everything easier through the dumbest means

    • @Awpshark0
      @Awpshark0 2 года назад

      I mean all his clips kinda luck

  • @GravityTrash
    @GravityTrash 2 года назад +118

    CSGO: Lower your sensitivity and stop moving when you shoot
    Valorant: Sprinting with an SMG is more accurate at long range than a Sniper

  • @BababooeyYcho66T
    @BababooeyYcho66T 2 года назад +204

    As someone from Arizona, we appreciate you using our rangers as an example. We're usually overshadowed by another similar state with a similar environment *- glares at Texas in annoyance -*

    • @gameyseals9450
      @gameyseals9450 2 года назад +7

      As a Texan, wgat can I say

    • @moonwatcher4047
      @moonwatcher4047 2 года назад +3

      @@gameyseals9450 -except YOUR WELCOME!
      (I’m in CA)

    • @deathfromthedepths
      @deathfromthedepths 2 года назад +6

      In fairness when it comes to games, Arizona Rangers are portrayed more, although that's just me.
      Although at least we both have Rangers.

    • @deathfromthedepths
      @deathfromthedepths 2 года назад

      @@moonwatcher4047 Aren't we supposed to be murdering each other right now?

    • @justinb3209
      @justinb3209 2 года назад +2

      Don't get too appreciative, it was just a reference to the marty robins song

  • @TEAL-m8n
    @TEAL-m8n 3 месяца назад +2

    Badger and smii7y playing together? My life is complete

  • @fr3nk-01
    @fr3nk-01 2 года назад +232

    "I know you fuckers know the size of a 9mm"
    Me, an italian who lives in Italy, where the guns are based on the kind of pasta you load in
    Spaghetti Barret
    Penne Rigate Beretta
    Maccheroni SPAS

    • @giulgu17
      @giulgu17 2 года назад +3

      Noi come unità di misura usiamo maccheroni per pizze

    • @fr3nk-01
      @fr3nk-01 2 года назад +7

      @@giulgu17 pizza per debito pubblico

    • @jacemckinley6696
      @jacemckinley6696 2 года назад +8

      I gotta ask... Do you load your grenade launchers with meatballs?

    • @fr3nk-01
      @fr3nk-01 2 года назад +5

      @@jacemckinley6696 our granades are Sicilian "Arancini"

    • @thegreatdanish6778
      @thegreatdanish6778 2 года назад +3

      Hit em with the Spaghetti Barretti

  • @Bryan-lw5qz
    @Bryan-lw5qz 2 года назад +244

    I never thought I’d see the day SMII7Y and Badger playing together

    • @Juzzi-wf7co
      @Juzzi-wf7co 2 года назад +13

      and it's GREAT

    • @servers5717
      @servers5717 2 года назад

      They’ve played in the past

    • @MiraPacku
      @MiraPacku 2 года назад

      FINALLY
      THE PROPHECY HAS BEEN FULFILLED

    • @zacksymes4666
      @zacksymes4666 2 года назад

      @@servers5717when

    • @ex_vitae
      @ex_vitae 2 года назад

      @@servers5717 which video? I figured so bc he didn’t mention him as far as I’ve seen?

  • @vincentmartineau2006
    @vincentmartineau2006 2 года назад +485

    Breaking news: badger returns to CSGO after like 6 years

  • @lessi3740
    @lessi3740 28 дней назад +2

    Badger in this video is me gambling with my math test tomorrow.

  • @scorpio0494
    @scorpio0494 2 года назад +789

    Badgers heading the way of maxor. Eventually he’s gonna merge with his editing software

    • @smorgasbored2265
      @smorgasbored2265 2 года назад +89

      wait we need a max0r and Badger collab holy shit yes

    • @sradak3641
      @sradak3641 2 года назад +14

      Wholeheartedly agree with both of your comments.

    • @pramusetyakanca1552
      @pramusetyakanca1552 2 года назад +35

      He already is. He mention 25% of his brain being rendered in Source.

    • @ayaxmcgill635
      @ayaxmcgill635 2 года назад +4

      Istfg I'm so sad badger hasn't done a dmc 5 video 😂

    • @ayaxmcgill635
      @ayaxmcgill635 2 года назад +11

      @@smorgasbored2265 n o, this year has already been too eventful we don't need to witness the fabric of space and time collapse on itself due to the sheer amount of shitposting those two working together would cause 😂