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Wow! Thank you for playing the game! :D We were currently not running the beta which is why the update disappeared and was reverted to the base game BUT we are running a new beta now! We will go F2P sometime next year with all the updates and improved performance!
That's good amen.
We will wait.
Please do. I wanted to play your game sometime now. I also have Totally Accurate Battle Simulator.
Thanks to CaptainSauce. I am able to play the game with dumb creativity of matches. :)
Oh Lord Landfall, may I wish you support both battleground and battle simulator.
I played the beta and it was so much fun. You guys NEED to bring it back soon.
@Landfall will the people who buy the game before it turns f2p get any items or cosmetics
Badjur squad: Do we have the victory secured?
Frenchies: We got it sir
Badjur squad: Good that's one less loose end....
They should have domed the last frenchie with a 357. Revolver
Brings a tear to my eye
At least, there will be no shortage of patriots. I know you understand.
@@inferno3264 there will be no shortage of subscribers
Getting shot in head after carrying them to victory hurt
“We are SO gonna get banned”
The TABG developers are the kinda people to say “naw fam that shit hilarious”
Fax 🤣
ah yes. WE .................................
OUI
@@VolumeZero374 oui oui oui oui oui oui oui oui oui oui oui oui oui oui oui oui oui oui
a great evil is coming he is a man of escargots
@@VolumeZero374 we wuz kangs
Brownie Recipe:
* 2 cups white sugar
* 1 ½ cups all-purpose flour
* 1 cup butter, melted
* 4 eggs
* ½ cup cocoa powder
* 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
* ½ teaspoon baking powder
* ½ teaspoon salt
* ½ cup walnut halves
Directions
1. Preheat the oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Grease a 9x13-inch pan.
2. Mix sugar, flour, melted butter, eggs, cocoa powder, vanilla, baking powder, and salt in a large bowl until combined. Spread the batter into the prepared pan. Decorate with walnut halves.
3. Bake in the preheated oven until top is dry and edges have started to pull away from the sides of the pan, about 20 to 30 minutes; cool before slicing into squares.
I have no idea why you wrote this here, but thank you.
Where does one acquire this "melted butter" you speak of? I've been to 17 different grocery stores and every single time all I can find is the butter of the unmelted variety.....
I'm actually about to try this
@@Astraeus.. heat it up
Bro really posted a brownie recipe on a three year old badger vid
“9mm kills the body but .45 kills the soul, you gotta make sure they don’t come back as a lich.”- Russian Badger
itsdenkel*
I have gotten so used to Heavenly being a cacodemon that I can’t imagine him being a normal human being.
I'm used to him being vigil from r6s
Oui
@@astrolo8837 Oui
@@itz_txndrah664 oui
You mean a demon meatball
"Im here to warn you, there is a great evil coming, his name is poppy" we should have taken this warning
Yup
@@texasred1000 poppy, the God of tabg and killer of boomers
I was wondering if any notice that
I.SHOOT.BOOMER
Oui intensifies
I love how he used god gundam as the stand-in for god at the beginning lol
Gonna use a tazer and start yelling "STOP RESISTING!" while they're on the floor
"Wait, that means, you can actually make a quad barrel shotgun?"
"Y E S"
Doomguy is pleased
*Bfg division starts playing in the background*
@@mercwiththemouthsnewphone6798 ah yes... it is time for the demon souls harvest
*project brutality intensifies*
you can used the sawed off double barrels duel weild them and then shoot them at the same time for 8 barrels of sawed of greatness
4:01 "please kill me" caught me so off guard 😂
4:06 never realized that saltique himself dropped in said "HELLO" and got gunned down mid sentence saying "Wus poppi-"
"there is a great evil coming"
*pulls out gat*
"but not for me"
Hey you me
@@thealmightyloaf5380 Loaf, Meet Loaf
call an ambulance
No, no. Hes coming for all of us.
@@TheCaptainBear watch out
Gotta give props to Badger, he's improved *a lot* in SFM this vid.
Oui
oui
Oui
*_WE_*
oui
3:04 don't know what it is about the way Badger delivers this sentence that breaks me everytime I see it
No way that can be called burst that shit is just “DUMP” 😂 12:00
Now my face hurts, thanks 3:46
Oui
Yo dude yo videos are nice
@@astrolo8837 Oui
STOP YOU VIOLATED THE LAW
Mine does everytime i see your Videos, thanks!
Badger: "The French are everywhere!"
The French: "OUI are legion!"
Shut up and take my like
OUI
OH GOD I GET IT!
OUI
OUI
Gotta love him using the god gundam as a placeholder for god in his animations xd
I think Badger was in the most precarious situation the entire game because he was literally in a pickle😂😂😂😂
"Theres a great evil coming..."
*Loads Glockinator with malicious intend*
Don't you mean the glockinator?
Don’t you mean the glockinator?
they were a threat, they must be stopped.
i came
@@TheCaptainBear no, continue with don’t you mean the glockinator
The "this game was made by god himself” line was put as a quote on the official description of the game on steam. Landfall you goddamn memers
He wasnt kidding lol.
absolute madmen
I love landfall
This is the company that fucks with ClusterTruck streamers on a consistent basis. When were they NOT memers.
@@16BitGamerCat what? EXAMPLES PLEASE? HOW EXACTLY DID THEY FUCK WITH STREAMERS?
I love how the guy used a meme just to make it funnier at 3:45. Tabg guy: STOP! YOU'VE VIOLATED THE LAW! (PUNCH)
Badgers forehead is so big it can have a civilization on it
The glockinator has to be the most ‘MERICAN weapon I’ve ever seen
Especially because the Glock is made outside the US.
Then you havent seen the "Murica" from Saints Row 4
No the modified m4is more american
No,school shootings by a drunk father saying he likes gumbo and has a wife beater is more merican,i can confirm
there's more American weapons than even that in the game but I won't spoil
“Well well well, if it isn’t the consequences of my actions” 😂😂😂
“Please kill me” got me dying 😂😂
Totally accurate battle grounds The only you and you get to see someone screaming kill me The French taking over and seeing someone get executed with a blunder bust
This is a world where Issac Newton was never born, physics never existed
Didn’t that dude invent gravity?
PurpOwl :D yes
This is a world where physics exist, but nobody ever stopped to think about it too hard.
@Felix Stotts nerd
@Felix Stotts no, he Discovered gravity, he didn't invent it. Gravity existed since the beginning of time. Newton just explained how we experience it.
“Well well well if it isn’t the consequence of my actions” killed me😂😂
That is a really really well executed joke I love it
To be honest, mine was "There is a great evil coming"
@@survivorofthecurse717”and that great evil… is the DAMN FRENCH”
0:11 activated my few braincells i have left that are reserved only for SCP related subjects
6:18 this aged like fine wine considering current events
“He is a man of potatoes”
“So he’s Irish?”
“Worse. He’s from Idaho!!!”
No techno blade
@@thelegosanta1882 what.
even worse.....
Florida
graystillplays
@@jordy_de-zee oh god
@@deltad4240 i whatch him play very hard levels
“Sir what is that”
“My medicinal m32 officer”
Can you put that attachment onto an Abram?
" sir, what is that? "
" my medicinal abrams and medicinal browning, sir "
one thing Unus Annus and TheRussianBadger have in common. every frames a meme
Oui
@@wholesomedwarf7484 oui
0:58 "You've thought you've seen it all, boi."
The catchphrase please kill me got me so hard man
"Chief, mind telling me what you're doing in that Discord channel?"
*"SIR, GROOMI-"*
"You almost made me spit my gamer supps on my monitor"
That had me dead lol
@@Delta21OnYT GAMER SUPPS
those court date are coming up!!!!!!
@Greyson Beard 3:19
Can someone please explain this joke I don’t get it
"Is there friendly fire?" is something you never wanna hear with your friends if you don't know
“Is there friendly fire?”
*Game Over*
Played pubg with my brother first game as soon as we land he shot me in the head dinit Evan ask if there was firandly fire it was his first game ever to
And being near them
Ong
God has literally left the server
My favorite video of badger, BRING BACK TABS!
"Is there friendly fire" is the one question you always hear RIGHT before it's answered via demonstration
If you hear your friend saying that, run away right that fucking instant
@iiIcyVoid nah it's like the A10. If you hear it? It's too late.
@@manofmanymemes6939 favorite quote of the day
"Does this game have fall damage?"
Saying "no balls" after ANYTHING also turns it into an unrefusable order.
And the answer to that question is usually yes
"Chief, mind telling me what your doing in that Discord channel"
"Sir...groomi-"
that 12 year old.
@Felix Stotts I CALL UPON SUNSHINE. HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO
I NEED TO KNOW WHO IT WAS!
That moment you realise Cortana is 10 years old
I love how he got almost every special weapon in these videos. The flying blunderbuss (the one with the wings) is meant to have insane recoil so you can launch yourself with it.
5:52 this seems to familiar now where have I seen that before right roblox
Probably cause they hired the same 3rd party moderation team
WE
French in a war: Meh ok u can kill us idc.
French hunting down badger: This is what we call a difficulty tweek
A difficulty tOUIk
"Oui has news, you're life expectancy is down by 90%"
"A great evil is coming"
*proceeds to gun down 2 frenchman*
I had to stop those tyrants.
oui
O U I
Oui was kangs
@@TheGreedyWolf shut up
just... shut up
7:24 the guy who killed him was named "some knee grow"
Love this channel just a escape from the cluster f*** of stuff going on rn back to just mindless fun what games and RUclips and such should be
I'm starting to notice a trend, badger now only plays games as long as they have an m1 garand
makes sense
Well, that means he has good taste
Best gun
Hes turning American each day theres more of the presence
*did someone say GARAND?!*
Imagine having a weapon that does a full mag burst
People with 100 guns in their basement and a literal army base:do you underestimate me?
there is and it's cancelable, it's called full auto
@@thebluetoothspeaker true, but that's not a burst
Does firing a Martini-Henry or a Dreyse needle gun count as a full-mag burst?
I have a MOTHERFUCKING RPG IN MY BASEMENT
these tabs videos will never get old
To think this is the video that introduced me to badger is crazy
They talk like the HECU marines in Half Life.
"I. Am. Alive."
Or like arma npcs. "Eneamy. 30 meteres. Front."
For anyone who wants to know, the “updates” are betas, and the game is going to be free in a few months
Thanks. I already had it from the original free period but hopefully they continue adding stuff to the game.
On console?
@@no_4259 same and i never played it bc there was like never a game to join and it became lobby simulator
@@brianvincent3776 I'd imagine so, as the original TABS is on there
Betas??? So...still in the works?
These corpse launches had me crying 😭😂
Lmao, that full mag burst is awesome.....spoke too soon, that bent barrel
Badger wasn't ready for the meme-ability of this game. It can get straight up NASTY!
Nate, that you?
@@guardis6194 ...maybe...
@Taydon thorpe thank you!
make that 190
Oui
For anyone wondering, this game is still alive but the playerbase doesn't go over 500 often. Jump on! It's still hella fun and new people would be gr8
"Explosive Gauss-bow"? Naw. Looks like a BFG 9000 to me.
0:26 "Totally Accurate BattleGrounds is a game made by God himself!"
*shows the God Gundam at a computer*
I see what you did there.
i was looking in the comments for someone who saw this as well lmaoo badger is a man of culture
I don't
@@Mygg_Jeager Cos that mecha is called the *God* Gundam and Badger is talking about God doing something..
God Gundam's green eyes and green "head lenses" are see-though in that shot.
Because the green screen.
YOU CAN NEVER UN-SEE.
If I die. And God is actually the God Gundam. I will 100% accept that
"Made by god himself"
Shows god gundam.
Take my like.
Badger knows his Gundam. Respect +
This hand of mine is burning red
Now I wish he does a gundam battle operations 2 vid cause it has not gone into Maximum Dumb shit and it would be perfect for him
It’s loud roar tells me to grasp victory
@@Gator_Queen8188 or maxi boost that would be halarious
A series of u describing SCPs would be great
“There is a great evil coming”
Chat: “That great evil is the DAMN FRENCH”
I died XDDD
This game used to be about making terrible armies fight eachother, now there is a BATTLEROYALE with 18INCH TAZERS
You would think the that the BR would be more normal,but they made it 1000x more retarded.
GorzTav and it’s amazing.
Oui
I call it the taser sniper
It’s a different game homie
“BOOMER. ALIVE. BAD.” I feel like this is how coronavirus speaks.
Y is that true
corona virus = boomer remover
@@engine8356 yes, boomer remover is zoomed humor
@@engine8356 boomer remover is zoomer humor
Lol
THE MEMORIES I NEED THIS LATE NIGHT THANK YOU RECOMMENDED
12:40 whoever edited this video bonus points for using the New Vegas guss rifle instead of that remake they put in 4 and 76
“If it isn’t the consequences of my actions”
I’ve said that too many times. 4:43
Actually it’s 4:37
@@jfernandez7098 ACTUALLYYYY it’s 4:38
Nvm it’s cut off, FUCK
@@jfernandez7098 I was going to type something insightful in here but I got distracted at how funny your username is 🤣
"Made by God Himself"
Has the God Gundam typing furiously on a computer.
You... I like you.
you...you did this
Oui
@@astrolo8837 oui
The periscope muzzle actually had me crying like what is that cartoony ass thing 💀💀💀
3:15 master chief--
"Stop! You violated the law"
"Oh, he punched me in the face"
Lmao
Oh its the guy without the mustache
sup
you need to stop popin up everywhere
You. Are. Dead.
God finding you is like a Easter egg hunt
6:06 little did badger know that the evil known as poppy would overshadow the Frenchmen
He is a man of potatoes
Overpowered evil
If by poppy you mean garmany
Badger and lazarbeam would be so fun to watch if they played together
10:14 it deals with your problem and gets you out of the situation at the same time.
Last episode: "I JUST WANT TO VR CHAT MAN!"
Well, wish granted.
Oui
the French when they win gulag:
“OUI’S WITH MALICIOUS INTENT”
Oui
Oui
Oui
OUI
Oui
Fun fact: Scp-1471's picture is actually a picture of a Zombie Dog Fursuit. Just had the saturation taken out of it.
TABR: how do we balance the game?
TABR: We don’t
You know what they say "if everyones OP, no one is"
Well, yes, but actually no
I love land fall
WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE FACT THAT BADGER HAS A WEDDING RING ON CAN WE GET SOME MASSIVE POGS I LOVE YOU BADGER LONG TIME FAN
HOLY MOTHER OF COG THAT IS AMAZING
Holy shit I admire your attention to detail brother
HE'S MARRIED?
@@seantaggart7382 Possibly engaged, I feel he would have made an announcement if he got married, then again we aren't entitled to anything but still
10:17 hear me out guys, this was a bit to familiar to me and Americans
As a french i feel honored to see my kind in this video
“Well Well Well”
“ If it isn’t the *Consequences of my Actions* ”
Since we’re talking about tabg, I think you mean the actions of my consequences
Good is bad
My life in a nutshell
When you see your child
"He is a man of potatoes"
*technoblade speed run intensifies*
So he is Irish?
A fellow Technoblade fan!
@@thenerdbeast7375 he spent a whole year trying to get 500,000,000 potatoes on skyblock
I wonder if sun tzu was also studied here
This just feels weird for me. I've been subbed to Technoblade since 2016 when he only had 250,000 subs and now he's famous enough to show up in the comments of videos that don't even have anything to do with minecraft? Absolutely crazy. Also blood for the blood god fellow Techno fans.
I saw this video again and my heart skipped a beat because of happiness
Scp-1471 is probably one of the most lewded scps and you put this mf in tabg
This man just blunderbuss'd himself into an ad while I was watching. Quality timing
Haha I had the same thing happen to me 😂
Laughs in blunderbuss
Same
Same here
Same
4:37 when you procrastinate and now you need to do the whole project in a night
Group assignments in a nutshell
Oui
Thx for understand the fact That i don’t understand u at 100%
Me basically
most underated comment ever
Funny thing about the "Oui" gags is that I toyed with a big WW2 what-if with time travellers trying to alter history (a la Red Alert), except instead of eliminating Hitler and making Communist Russia the big bad, the event changed was the Treaty of Versailles, making it more fair for the Germans and leaving MUCH resentment among the French, cascading them into becoming Fascist and beginning WW2 with the Allies being the Germans, Americans, and Brits.
They got so bad that the Canadians banned French lessons and Americans would call French Fries "Belfries" (short for Belgian Fries)
EVERYONE AFTER THIS VIDEO: "Holy balls i need this right now its only £4"
EVERYONE AFTER THE OUTRO: "Balls."
Ye
From what I have seen, it was a beta for an update. Dont know why they took it away.
Yeah, as a matter of fact, I have the game. Yes, it's fun, but the betas are more fun. There have been about 12 or so betas so far, so the big update should be coming out soon...
Edit: they will release the big update next year, but the beta is out now.
I got this game for free lol
it was free on release for like a week, then money
Fun fact the glockinator is a actually thing some guy made in real life.
huh, cool.
I'm not surprised
glockinator: ruclips.net/video/KQg4UhKjdCM/видео.html
@@leadpiper thanks dude
Behold Perry the Platypus with my new invention
**2 Glocks.**
Hey Badger, did you know that the specific SCP that you put in 0:14 is called “Furry Bait” and is also named SCP-1471?
As someone who's taser certified, I find it hilarious that the sound the taser makes is the sound of when there's no connection with the prongs, i.e. you missed lmao
I love how for "God himself" you put the GOD GUNDAM.
Me too
Of all things
A gundamn XD
@@dimitriwarchief301 Not just any Gundam. THE LITERAL GOD GUNDAM
@@dimitriwarchief301 I mean...it's called the GOD GUNDAM. I believe our god is now Made of Steel.
@@Darkoriax17 I didn't believe it until I looked it up - it is the fucking God Gundam.
[visible happiness]
6:05
“I’m here to warn you. There is a great evil coming.”
*immediately gets shot*
*pulls out a glock and full autos the dam French*
That evil is the god-damn french🤣
I played this game for 2 or 3 matches and I can already say it’s my favorite br
9mm Luger kills the body, .45 ACP kills the soul,10mm Auto kills the mind
I don’t know what I love more, heavenly still is the cacodemon or when referring to god it’s burning gundam.
Thanks burning gundam for letting me being able to find someone else who knows gundam
I have the HG burning gundam lol
@@RQM_00921 ooooooohhh lucky you
Me pass stage 3 once never again sweaty Ness 10000000000000000%
The Burning Gundam's official Japanese name is God Gundam, for those that don't know.
“PIERRE ZE GERMANS ARE COMING PREPARE TO LAUNCH ZE STONKS”
Oui
Oui, Stonks
Oui
Oui wuz kangz
Oui
you made me download steam and play this game. thank you for opening my humor :3333