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Комментарии • 17 тыс.

  • @TheRussianBadger
    @TheRussianBadger  2 года назад +12053

    Download now for FREE: operagx.gg/TheRussianBadger

  • @blowmanuts9584
    @blowmanuts9584 2 года назад +3930

    "Y'all built different, I'm built incorrectly, I'm just wrong" that's a yearbook quote

    • @lingeringwill3054
      @lingeringwill3054 2 года назад +147

      "I should not exist"

    • @thenexus8384
      @thenexus8384 2 года назад +55

      It's the perfect yearbook quote

    • @Zac-1421
      @Zac-1421 2 года назад +22

      that’s gonna be mine

    • @razvanconstantin740
      @razvanconstantin740 2 года назад +24

      Built stupid

    • @hoopthornseaweed
      @hoopthornseaweed 2 года назад +12

      Yall built different, Im built stupid. Makes me wish I had a yearbook to put in a quote for that

  • @lewisvargrson
    @lewisvargrson 2 года назад +1718

    Nick: "I'm going to beat you so bad your sister is going to wish she never gave birth to ya."
    I had no idea that was a line in the game.

    • @bogdand7138
      @bogdand7138 2 года назад +72

      ~SWAEET HOAM AL' A-BA MUH~

    • @bunnythehutt2148
      @bunnythehutt2148 2 года назад +69

      It’s one of the new ones they added with the last stand update.

    • @lewisvargrson
      @lewisvargrson 2 года назад +89

      @@bunnythehutt2148 That would explain it. It's been a million years since I played it last. That is one thing I like about Valve they'll update the shit out their older games years later, sometimes for no reason.

    • @Rhea_is_gay
      @Rhea_is_gay 2 года назад +30

      @@lewisvargrson sad tf2 noises

    • @themaskedwander
      @themaskedwander 2 года назад +5

      I spat out my cereal when I heard it

  • @kryonight2869
    @kryonight2869 Год назад +1195

    The fact that Heavenly refers to Chompski as Jolyne while trying to save him is so damn funny to me.

    • @LT-sy3on
      @LT-sy3on 8 месяцев назад +52

      Clearly, Badger and his crew are well versed in their JoJo lore

    • @kisuke14482
      @kisuke14482 7 месяцев назад +29

      i mean he runs the jotaro skin

    • @mana_lunaa
      @mana_lunaa 5 месяцев назад +3

      Yessss

    • @huytdo
      @huytdo 4 месяца назад +2

      Jotaro being in this game made it a funnier video

  • @n3o_c4t7
    @n3o_c4t7 11 месяцев назад +117

    5:42: American, "standing here, I realize"

  • @TheKindKeyz
    @TheKindKeyz 2 года назад +7329

    I love how badger has the ability to mocap a military soldier in 4k and then decides to walk around as polygon Spiderman from PS1.

    • @marlibeshaj1069
      @marlibeshaj1069 2 года назад +100

      Only goes up to 1440p for me

    • @surferjosh98
      @surferjosh98 2 года назад +118

      Are we going to ignore badge mocaping hitomi

    • @marlibeshaj1069
      @marlibeshaj1069 2 года назад +97

      @@surferjosh98 No.
      This vid is one of badgers most mocapped and modded vids

    • @brickpuncher1429
      @brickpuncher1429 2 года назад +12

      Did u see the whitty?

    • @doriondouglas6176
      @doriondouglas6176 2 года назад +11

      @@marlibeshaj1069 you on mobile? mobile only allows up to your phones resolution.

  • @thepylonperspective
    @thepylonperspective 2 года назад +2921

    Game Devs: “Why do people only stay on our games for 1-2 years? They took 7 years to develop…”
    Valve: “Green subscribe button…”

    • @memelescream4796
      @memelescream4796 2 года назад +170

      Valve makes good games.

    • @lukalaa1764
      @lukalaa1764 2 года назад +164

      The life blood of all valve games

    • @Darklord-uo3re
      @Darklord-uo3re 2 года назад +147

      Legit what Bethesda did and people wonder why Skyrim is being sold for the 4th time.

    • @williammortensen9170
      @williammortensen9170 2 года назад +35

      (badger concerning cloaker)
      DAMN THE RIVER GOT EM

    • @ramonandrajo6348
      @ramonandrajo6348 2 года назад +4

      @@memelescream4796 Not today.

  • @LarvaHeroes
    @LarvaHeroes 10 месяцев назад +117

    I feel like the chaotic energy that the team has accumulated over the years has reached its peak with this monstrosity

  • @user-lb1xc8je7u
    @user-lb1xc8je7u 10 месяцев назад +164

    23:53 still one of my favourite moments lmao. 13:47 I love how grouse looks while killing the witch.

  • @stagdragon3978
    @stagdragon3978 2 года назад +1201

    "I have jammed my game with so many mods" ah a man of culture. Yes i preffer having velociraptors fight off the minecraft FNAF hordes using cats, monkey bombs, old spice gernade launchers. Faced with horrors like shrek, slenderman, and pink guy. Let's not forget the horde sound of the duck army.

    • @Domart101
      @Domart101 2 года назад +4

      *🅱️🅰️IN!!!* 🤯😡🤯😡😡🤯😡🤯😡🤯 *🅱️🅰️IN!!!!* 😂😂 it's soo funny

    • @weesatatsuya8813
      @weesatatsuya8813 2 года назад +2

      Pawerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

    • @nomadicmirror3660
      @nomadicmirror3660 2 года назад +7

      @@Domart101 what.

    • @evanmccrea8431
      @evanmccrea8431 2 года назад +4

      Meanwhile there’s me that uses more serious mods like infected variety mods for more realism (by variety I mean like different outfits and appearances and stuff)

    • @ju87stukadivebomber87
      @ju87stukadivebomber87 2 года назад +2

      And mini nukes from fallout that scream that's a THAT'S A LOT OF DAMAGE!!! when you fire them

  • @wyza4
    @wyza4 2 года назад +1643

    "your sister's gonna wish she never gave birth to ya"
    One of the funniest quotes of all time

  • @Movin2DBiit
    @Movin2DBiit Год назад +51

    25:07: an accurate representation of the Jojo's bizarre adventure part where Jotaro fights off big macs to get jolyne onto a chopper and out of Florida with a garden gnome

  • @ChaosWeeb
    @ChaosWeeb 4 месяца назад +29

    8:45 the way Heavenly said that joke made him sound like a dad and I love it

  • @MaxwellAerialPhotography
    @MaxwellAerialPhotography 2 года назад +2511

    So no ones going to talk about the fact that heavenly has ascended from being a cacodemon to the doom slayer.

  • @imagineexisting2493
    @imagineexisting2493 6 месяцев назад +59

    13:29
    something about all these goofy ass models for the special infected, then just the normal ass spitter just adds to the chaos of the experience.

    • @lambskrit2236
      @lambskrit2236 Месяц назад +1

      Gotta admit it is very faithful to the common modded Left 4 Dead 2 experience. If you don’t know, there’s a weird problem where changing the spitter’s model always causes weird issues for people. Most notably refusing to load the game whatsoever. He really put in work with these edits.

    • @imagineexisting2493
      @imagineexisting2493 Месяц назад +1

      @@lambskrit2236 wait, really? i’ve genuinely never had that problem.

    • @lambskrit2236
      @lambskrit2236 18 дней назад

      @@imagineexisting2493 It likely depends on hardware you use and also just plain luck, but yeah, swapping the model always ran the risk of bricking your game until it was removed.

  • @Choujifangirl
    @Choujifangirl 8 месяцев назад +19

    23:52 this is still my all-time favorite moment. Just the way heavenly flies off into the stratosphere is some of the funniest💩 ever😆

  • @Caboose44567
    @Caboose44567 2 года назад +14291

    Badger is litterally just a budget animation studio at this point, and I love it

    • @theinternetpolice2078
      @theinternetpolice2078 2 года назад +667

      It's more of an improv comedy theater, considering the mocap

    • @blackgem12
      @blackgem12 2 года назад +417

      His mo-cap suit makes it all come togeather.
      Plus it’s LOOT goblin.

    • @altokia2724
      @altokia2724 2 года назад +245

      I was skeptical of the animations, but now its like, the best possible evolution of his cracked ass humor lol

    • @animationglows3961
      @animationglows3961 2 года назад +25

      What if he made a cinematic?

    • @Icewolfaspect
      @Icewolfaspect 2 года назад +49

      The Badger cinematic universe.

  • @Aztrex843
    @Aztrex843 2 года назад +3990

    "Thank you Pickleous Cage"
    "You're welcome, citizen"
    Truly beautiful line

  • @huntercharleston5812
    @huntercharleston5812 5 месяцев назад +14

    Normal people's 4am nightmare comfort: *soft rain ambience with a bedtime story read with a delicate melodious voice*
    My 4am nightmare comfort:
    THIS MUHFUCKA EATIN BEANS!! *incessant gunshots*

  • @LesbianClown
    @LesbianClown 3 месяца назад +16

    24:41 this is the absolutely funniest thing I've ever seen and now my side hurts

  • @masonjar7341
    @masonjar7341 2 года назад +529

    I don't think I was prepared to see Jotaro, saving himself from a smoker, killing a roblox character with a axe, then fighting off a horde of cheeseburgers with a fucking gnome.

    • @diegoguerrero9438
      @diegoguerrero9438 2 года назад +49

      I lost it when Heavenly said "GET THIS BETA SHIT OFF ME, AAAAAHHHHH!"

    • @masonjar7341
      @masonjar7341 2 года назад +25

      @@diegoguerrero9438 Same here. It makes it even better that you have him smashing two Cheeseburgers to death as he says it lol.

    • @fruitpigenthusiast120
      @fruitpigenthusiast120 2 года назад +14

      Average part 3 episode

    • @taegantan9445
      @taegantan9445 2 года назад +6

      I mean. It isssssssss his bizarre adventure.

    • @sirsmiteful6285
      @sirsmiteful6285 2 года назад +3

      While calling said gnome Jolyne

  • @8-bitbruhify433
    @8-bitbruhify433 2 года назад +906

    mate, the gnome is NECCESARY, that achievement is the wall between ordinary gamers and absolute chads

    • @redmist6630
      @redmist6630 2 года назад +19

      when the anime girl blew a kiss to badger it was probably him mocaping it so he just blew a kiss to himself lol. everone is him

    • @kormit9036
      @kormit9036 2 года назад

      574 likes only 1 reply we'll make it 2 comments

    • @DJ_Kuri
      @DJ_Kuri 2 года назад +7

      To turn from absolute chad to a giga chad. Don’t ever drop the gnome. Bust your way through with the gnome as your weapon

    • @futuregooglingman4848
      @futuregooglingman4848 2 года назад

      Is it official that Whitty is always standing nearby in left 4 dead

    • @8-bitbruhify433
      @8-bitbruhify433 2 года назад +1

      @@DJ_Kuri that way It is NEVER your fault
      "Yeah I died bc Its impossible to kill with a push"
      Its flawless

  • @The4thSnake
    @The4thSnake 9 месяцев назад +8

    Jockey Geeen Goblin rides Gwen Stacey off the bridge, and Neversoft Spider-Man's got too many zombies to deal with to get to her in time.

    • @disgal6235
      @disgal6235 20 дней назад

      Hello I have found an ancient comment of yours Quarterly Snake

    • @insertnamehere6659
      @insertnamehere6659 9 дней назад

      Ancient? Bro its like 8 months old what kinda speed you on?

  • @StephenDurnan
    @StephenDurnan 8 месяцев назад +12

    Funny moments
    6:48 Pikle
    7:11 Dallas destroys a cloaker
    9:09 Charlie Entertainment Cheddar
    12:35 Otis at da windo. What will he do
    14:47 Wobbly AK
    20:53 Tineee cheems

  • @St33lStrife
    @St33lStrife 2 года назад +742

    Fun fact: in the payday universe, the mission no mercy either prevents or starts the entire Left 4 Dead storyline

    • @maninhu9837
      @maninhu9837 2 года назад +98

      Bain talking to the left 4 ded crew,
      Bill the generator go get it

    • @SomethingBoutEclipse
      @SomethingBoutEclipse 2 года назад +23

      Wait really?!

    • @mr.mlaststandsite813
      @mr.mlaststandsite813 2 года назад +10

      Is there a theory on this

    • @St33lStrife
      @St33lStrife 2 года назад +87

      @@SomethingBoutEclipse you literally steal the virus in that heist. And it's used in game.

    • @ChangedCauseYT-HateFoxNames
      @ChangedCauseYT-HateFoxNames 2 года назад +16

      Well. It's not canon but you can believe it with enough lack of caring.

  • @theaxeman5802
    @theaxeman5802 2 года назад +2962

    Nick: We got a boomer
    Louis: Oh man, sounds like a Boomer!
    Soldier: B O O M E R

    • @user-mx1fq6qm6i
      @user-mx1fq6qm6i 2 года назад +56

      I love that soldier line and I don't know why

    • @SpookyGhost15
      @SpookyGhost15 2 года назад +61

      I have never heard a combine soldier say boomer and I'm disappointed that I never have.

    • @Xplainn93
      @Xplainn93 2 года назад +33

      @@SpookyGhost15 Iirc they say “Boomer” instead of grenade.

    • @flappynautintheocean8824
      @flappynautintheocean8824 2 года назад +6

      Boomer?

    • @ordersquamata930
      @ordersquamata930 2 года назад +15

      @@Xplainn93 Nah, I think they say “Bouncer” for enemy grenades and “Extractor” for theirs. Boomer I think is for Airwatch or another code

  • @Dominik16278
    @Dominik16278 4 месяца назад +6

    “BAIN I DIDNT DOWNLOAD SOURCE BAIN IM STUCK” got me laughing so hard on the floor

  • @thealmightyeye4021
    @thealmightyeye4021 10 месяцев назад +10

    The title screen of this had me dying 🤣 (just the look of fear in Otis's eyes as doomslayer is about to blast his cow brains over the nearest wall 😂)

  • @Momo_2-4
    @Momo_2-4 2 года назад +3801

    Heavenly just having a fucking seizure and screaming, "Get this beta shit off me!" has got to be peak Russian Badger content

    • @mechanicpluto2430
      @mechanicpluto2430 2 года назад +107

      " S I G M A M A L E "

    • @hunterdiaz-reyna2771
      @hunterdiaz-reyna2771 Год назад +44

      And the great thing is that wasn’t him it was his stand star platinum

    • @andystuffs5705
      @andystuffs5705 Год назад

      "JUMP TWO FEET YOU FUCKEN IDIOT!"

    • @matijasostojic4288
      @matijasostojic4288 Год назад +7

      Is Jolyne the gnome.

    • @ZacGames3
      @ZacGames3 Год назад +7

      @@matijasostojic4288 Heavenly named the gnome 'Chompski' i think. Unsure of how it's spelt, though it's pronounced how I spelt it.
      (Jolyne is Jotaro's daughter btw)

  • @Thebooooy
    @Thebooooy 2 года назад +629

    I love how sometimes Nick can be a real dickweed, but sometimes when Coach and Rochelle die, Nick has a rare voice line where he says to Ellis, "Hey, remember all that shit I said about you? I was just joking." that actually makes Nick's personality go from douchebag to slightly less of a douchebag from just one line.

    • @imsad3923
      @imsad3923 2 года назад +41

      He don't wanna be alone

    • @lonewanderer1328
      @lonewanderer1328 2 года назад +41

      @@imsad3923 Who'd be? That shit is true suffering.

    • @hallowedbeyourdays
      @hallowedbeyourdays 2 года назад +42

      To be in crime and not be a maniac who gets splattered for pissing off the wrong guy, the man knows you don't disrespect the dead.

    • @thefolklorecunt7679
      @thefolklorecunt7679 2 года назад +14

      Sadly theres always the chance that he’s worried that Ellis will kill him without the others around, so he doesnt want to get on his bad side
      I would rather think though that he’s a jerk with a heart of somewhat gold

    • @maksuzbrojony8221
      @maksuzbrojony8221 2 года назад

      @@lonewanderer1328 i wanna be alone

  • @demirerata7533
    @demirerata7533 Год назад +20

    4:00 Probably the *only* women. Ummm, Zoey?

  • @nealwarren8878
    @nealwarren8878 10 месяцев назад +14

    Badger is the only person who makes sponsor ships entertaining

  • @rayanderson5797
    @rayanderson5797 2 года назад +5426

    "Y'all are built different, I'm just built incorrectly." Was my favorite line, I think.

    • @witchhusband5447
      @witchhusband5447 2 года назад +92

      Built wrong

    • @UFOPiXEL7983
      @UFOPiXEL7983 2 года назад +73

      @@witchhusband5447 I should not exist

    • @technosauruswrex
      @technosauruswrex 2 года назад +24

      Al the way to 28:00

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 2 года назад +5

      @@technosauruswrex thanks

    • @theliato3809
      @theliato3809 2 года назад +16

      We can rebuild him properly. We have the instruction manual.

  • @walesjedi9217
    @walesjedi9217 2 года назад +789

    Jotaro beating the shit out of cheeseburgers with a gnome screaming "Get this beta shit off of me!" is something you'd only see here and is exactly why I love this channel

    • @BarryTheSeagull
      @BarryTheSeagull 2 года назад +7

      Agreed

    • @treyshawnhorse4662
      @treyshawnhorse4662 2 года назад +3

      @@BarryTheSeagull indeed

    • @h1rhs33
      @h1rhs33 2 года назад +10

      You might see it in jojo

    • @stevenescobar3247
      @stevenescobar3247 2 года назад +14

      Well we can all say Jojo had a Bizarre adventure.

    • @DriftBR1
      @DriftBR1 2 года назад +1

      And he one shot a roblox character on steroids.

  • @damienrodriguez2295
    @damienrodriguez2295 7 месяцев назад +4

    I loved it in the 7:05 of the video when the Cloker went flying. Now, where is your safe house cloker 😂

  • @JAMWUZH3RE
    @JAMWUZH3RE 11 месяцев назад +5

    I grew up on this game and im so happy to see people still actually like it

  • @Flaky1990
    @Flaky1990 2 года назад +404

    Me: "Man these edibles ain't shit"
    30 minutes later...

    • @ruthlesssage4810
      @ruthlesssage4810 2 года назад +1

      👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

    • @jix998
      @jix998 2 года назад

      BRUHHH

  • @thunderspear2251
    @thunderspear2251 2 года назад +932

    "You call that thing a 'whirlybird' one more time, I'll beat you so bad, your sister's gonna wish she never gave birth to ya"
    Sweet merciful Buddha, that is one of the greatest lines I've ever heard.

    • @Crxptic666
      @Crxptic666 2 года назад +6

      LMAO YESSS the nostalgia ahh ;(

    • @user-mx1fq6qm6i
      @user-mx1fq6qm6i 2 года назад +9

      I loved it when m rated games weren't pandering to 5 year olds

  • @Gramplebamle
    @Gramplebamle 6 месяцев назад +3

    “It’s Charles ent. Cheese the THIRD, the first one died in the war put some RESPECT on his name”
    😂😂😂cracking up 😂 What about the second?😂😂😂

  • @professorpingas6933
    @professorpingas6933 7 месяцев назад +4

    This video was already hilarious. But I finally understand Badger’s perspective after finally playing the game myself, first unmodded, then modded.
    By the end of the night, my team was Deadpool with the doom super shotgun, 2B with the Leviathan Axe, Fortnite Thanos with a Chaingun, and Terminal Montage Mario with the Smith & Weston 500…

  • @damonsmith9320
    @damonsmith9320 2 года назад +2413

    Why is no one talking about Larry the Lobster as the Charger? That’s probably the best mod.
    “LIVIN LIKE LARRY!”
    In the distance: “barnacles”

  • @megus4372
    @megus4372 2 года назад +3208

    I love how badger is Talking about how opera will prevent your pc from setting on fire
    Two videos later he talks about how his pc caught on fire

    • @jidk6565
      @jidk6565 2 года назад +12

      Wait
      When?

    • @megus4372
      @megus4372 2 года назад +151

      @@jidk6565 in his newest tabg vid he talks at the end about how his pc lit on fire when he played battle field 2042

    • @suruxs
      @suruxs 2 года назад +31

      This is a surprisingly good browser that i use

    • @Have_some_plasma
      @Have_some_plasma 2 года назад +62

      @@megus4372 AND in his 2042 vid he explained how exactly that happened

    • @thelonecourier3439
      @thelonecourier3439 2 года назад +3

      What video did the chrome joke came out on?

  • @ItzzzBeamo
    @ItzzzBeamo Год назад +9

    20:19 I will quote this for a long time.

  • @spajki001
    @spajki001 9 месяцев назад +2

    "You call that thing a whirlybird one more time, I'm gonna beat you so bad your sister's gonna wish she never gave birth to ya." Hahahah. That line had me dead.

  • @DoubleK0802
    @DoubleK0802 2 года назад +608

    Badger: "Thanks Spider-Man from Playstation 1."
    Spider-Man: "Everybody gets one. Tell him Sanic."
    Sanic: "Apparently everybody gets one."

  • @senatorarmstrong8960
    @senatorarmstrong8960 2 года назад +1832

    1:38
    The fact that me and a group of friends literally ditched our prom dates to go home and play Left 4 dead 2 is fucking hilarious

  • @WilsonMcIntyre
    @WilsonMcIntyre 4 месяца назад +3

    imagine if the mods didn’t work and you hear badger saying the most random stuff ever😂

  • @jedimaster7468
    @jedimaster7468 11 месяцев назад +1

    I’m rewatching this in bed, while sick. IMMA ENJOY THIS

  • @jamesfinch6139
    @jamesfinch6139 Год назад +4755

    4:14 "thats like saying the Mona Lisa is just a sculpture"
    This line is golden

    • @hnnhgh
      @hnnhgh Год назад +210

      That's like saying, jImMy gIBs iS jUsT A dRiVer

    • @WaylaidByEndlessNinjas
      @WaylaidByEndlessNinjas Год назад +174

      That's like saying , the girl on the bridge is just a little pretty

    • @ebtheartist3843
      @ebtheartist3843 Год назад +140

      You know what I like about your stories Ellis? The sound they make when they stop.

    • @MintOreos1
      @MintOreos1 Год назад

      That’s when you know he’s stupid he called the MONA LISA a SCULPTURE…INSTEAD OF A PAINTING

    • @neinja66469
      @neinja66469 Год назад

      @@WaylaidByEndlessNinjas *perddy

  • @nyxnox2135
    @nyxnox2135 2 года назад +427

    "And please, please, please Games Workshop, don't sue me for making this joke"
    *He is the chosen one, for he knows our plight.*

    • @daluckygit8019
      @daluckygit8019 2 года назад +29

      Cries in tts

    • @jerrycannot130
      @jerrycannot130 2 года назад +13

      @@daluckygit8019 anaesthetic required anaesthetic required anaesthetic required

    • @user-gx6tu3mf4k
      @user-gx6tu3mf4k 2 года назад +4

      XD

    • @Thomas-fz9xw
      @Thomas-fz9xw 2 года назад +5

      @@daluckygit8019 Stay strong, brother

  • @LandonGriffin29
    @LandonGriffin29 8 месяцев назад +2

    I was crying from laughter from the lightskin stare of the battletoad

  • @Foxtrot-89
    @Foxtrot-89 Год назад +2

    Badger: I'm going to die alone aren't I?
    Everyone: Yes Badger, you most likely will

  • @cameronclark4480
    @cameronclark4480 2 года назад +444

    Piano girl is my new favourite Badger NPC the lack of "enthusiasm to live" and sarcastic piano twangs fills me with both happyness and genuine concern for badgers Green screen scripts

    • @axiom4900
      @axiom4900 2 года назад +7

      Who is she btw

    • @Divvinator5253
      @Divvinator5253 2 года назад +37

      @@axiom4900 Meryl Silverburgh from Metal Gear Solid.

    • @thegaminggorilla1970
      @thegaminggorilla1970 2 года назад +3

      Got me SIMPIN dog 😩😩😩

    • @jessegd6306
      @jessegd6306 2 года назад +8

      Specifically the version from Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots.

    • @evillaughinthebackground5732
      @evillaughinthebackground5732 2 года назад +1

      I, for one, welcome to Bajur's NPCFamily the "I'm done with life but I still play some tunes Chick"
      May long be her reign!!

  • @derpvader8676
    @derpvader8676 2 года назад +699

    Seeing Jotaro kill hoards of zombies with a garden gnome and screaming for jolyne was the best experience i've witnessed

    • @toedmushroom9509
      @toedmushroom9509 2 года назад +22

      Same, peak of the video

    • @derpvader8676
      @derpvader8676 2 года назад +29

      @@toedmushroom9509 That wasn't even me killing them that was my stand STAR PLATINUM! *Badger talking while Star Platinum is killing zombies yelling ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA!

    • @jefforjacksonwarren2108
      @jefforjacksonwarren2108 2 года назад +14

      J O L Y N E

    • @Texan.Insomniac
      @Texan.Insomniac 2 года назад +18

      24:19 for full clip
      25:06 for jotaro killing an entire horde

    • @AlphaVT20
      @AlphaVT20 2 года назад +4

      Tyler1 would be proud.

  • @vasilijedamjanovic2216
    @vasilijedamjanovic2216 10 месяцев назад +1

    Watching Badger at 1 am while being half asleep and seeing the most random sh** is the funniest thing

  • @endy5175
    @endy5175 Год назад +1

    No matter how many times I watch this I still love this video

  • @bagelbite99
    @bagelbite99 2 года назад +837

    “Master Chief, mind telling me what you’re doing on that helicopter?”
    “Sir, saving this gnome”

  • @theman6422
    @theman6422 2 года назад +658

    “Jarvis, ready the glock”
    “Excellent choice. Loading Glock-19”

  • @michaelhuff7712
    @michaelhuff7712 7 месяцев назад +2

    Left 4 Dead 2 is the greatest zombie horde shooter, while Payday 2 is the greatest police horde shooter.

  • @GhOsT_343
    @GhOsT_343 2 месяца назад

    This is my favourite video out of any video on RUclips I’ve seen it over 20 times and it feels good every time this is the reason I bought left 4 dead 2 thank you for giving me that opportunity with just one video man

  • @I_Have_No_Clue
    @I_Have_No_Clue 2 года назад +550

    Badger turned himself into mods and I shit you not valve, that’s some of the funniest and cursed shit I’ve ever seen

    • @thundergaming155
      @thundergaming155 2 года назад +4

      Mine was Otis vs the Weston bone crusher… spoilers the bone crusher wins.

    • @twinkie7678
      @twinkie7678 2 года назад +6

      Watching jotaro beat the shit outta cheeseburgers and a roblox man with gnome was that funny and cursed shit

    • @pantommy
      @pantommy 2 года назад

      @Sonia Camel's🍑🍒
      Your journey ends here, spambot.
      Viper's got you in the pipe, 5x5.

    • @thundergaming155
      @thundergaming155 2 года назад

      @@pantommy get the s&w 500 in here so we can take ouy the spambot.

    • @I_Have_No_Clue
      @I_Have_No_Clue 2 года назад

      @@pantommy this is what I like to see

  • @tedridout2541
    @tedridout2541 2 года назад +500

    Fun Fact Bagder: All special infected in game are programmed to instantly die to a melee strike except for Chargers, Witches, and Tanks. Melee weapons all do 250 dmg. If you hit a charger in the head with a melee it will also instantly kill them.
    Also Pepsi Launchers do triple damage to tanks on direct hits. Tanks also take less damage from shotguns due to them being pellet based weapons against a giant wall of muscle and flesh running at you. My favorite mod is Terry Crews charger sounds.

    • @fishbiscuit8266
      @fishbiscuit8266 2 года назад +6

      Weapon bashes too or just specifically melee weapons?

    • @jockeyfield1954
      @jockeyfield1954 2 года назад +17

      @@fishbiscuit8266 just melee weapons
      weapon bashes are probably the least efficient way to push out damage. the default pistol does more damage than a gun butt to a zombie

    • @gunterthekaiser6190
      @gunterthekaiser6190 2 года назад +20

      Bruh Terry Crews yeetting old spice at me was the scariest shit ever. Well maybe behind a dozen Dr. Zoidberg lifeless eyes watching me in the dark.

    • @TheSpartanBoot
      @TheSpartanBoot 2 года назад +4

      This is also like 7 fun facts.

  • @rebeccawhite3731
    @rebeccawhite3731 8 месяцев назад +2

    Yo, the "POV" line with the doge light kills me every time. Its too good

  • @somedegenerate6622
    @somedegenerate6622 17 дней назад +1

    This video single-handedly got me into Left 4 Dead and now it's my favorite PC game. I immediately installed the Picolas Cage mod along with a few of my own (my personal favorites are King K. Rool over the Tank and the Keyblade from KH over the machete)

  • @lv.2073
    @lv.2073 Год назад +729

    13:50
    Hearing *”chocolate?!”* followed by five shotgun blasts then “ain’t no thang” is the highlight of the video for me

    • @jaydenreid4102
      @jaydenreid4102 8 месяцев назад +16

      Did somebody say "chocolate!?!?!?"

    • @nickcheung7592
      @nickcheung7592 5 месяцев назад +5

      And he doing it while in static pose is cherry on top

    • @samuraiturtle.2637
      @samuraiturtle.2637 21 день назад

      “ain’t no thang”

  • @tacosquirrel9509
    @tacosquirrel9509 2 года назад +351

    "Ya'll built different, I'm built wrong"
    That's gonna be my senior quote

    • @aviationfilms5601
      @aviationfilms5601 2 года назад +3

      DO ITTTT

    • @fishfossils8858
      @fishfossils8858 2 года назад +1

      Senior quote? Thats my life’s description 😂😂
      ruclips.net/video/UQLF77kp4V8/видео.html

  • @traviscummings9178
    @traviscummings9178 27 дней назад

    "You know the thing I like the most about your stories? The sound they make when they stop."
    I'm definitely using that 😂

  • @TherealFranticFire
    @TherealFranticFire 7 месяцев назад +2

    You are one of the best RUclipsrs there are I am surprised you don’t have over 100million subscribers I love ya man

  • @eladi7636
    @eladi7636 Год назад +2446

    Badger: Can't believe I shot Yoshi with a Smith Wesson 500.
    Also Badger: **Does it again**

    • @drasticplastic1218
      @drasticplastic1218 Год назад +65

      He's not appalled at the fact that he did it. He was surprised by the fact that he ever got the opportunity.

    • @RoyalRaine
      @RoyalRaine 10 месяцев назад +12

      @@drasticplastic1218
      I agree. 100% while im cooking a pizza roll on my PS4.

    • @Big_Div
      @Big_Div 10 месяцев назад +11

      @@RoyalRaineI saw someone cook a steak on a ps4

    • @dizo-jp2td
      @dizo-jp2td 9 месяцев назад +1

      If you declare with your mouth, 'Jesus Is Lord' and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved. -Romans 10:9

    • @dizo-jp2td
      @dizo-jp2td 9 месяцев назад +2

      If you declare with your mouth, 'Jesus Is Lord' and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved. -Romans 10:9

  • @Zeke671UP
    @Zeke671UP 2 года назад +1718

    I found a mod that turns the Jockey into the Nostalgia Critic. It just fits way too well. The maniacal laughter, the witty remarks in the distance, and the creepy giggling as he rides you is just perfect.

    • @m0j026
      @m0j026 2 года назад +71

      DEAR LORD PLEASE SEND ME A LINK

    • @yoboikamil525
      @yoboikamil525 2 года назад +26

      LINK. NOW.

    • @AlkaProto
      @AlkaProto 2 года назад +48

      creepy giggling as he rides you

    • @edschramm6757
      @edschramm6757 2 года назад +59

      I made the jockey Beavis. He has cornholio lines.

    • @yoboikamil525
      @yoboikamil525 2 года назад +24

      @@edschramm6757 what have you created

  • @DieAndroids.ForGohan
    @DieAndroids.ForGohan 7 месяцев назад

    You're the only person that makes ads good by making it funny

  • @deborshidas8880
    @deborshidas8880 10 месяцев назад

    Dude, I even watch the ads of this guys videos. Pure entertainment.

  • @ceoofgex7552
    @ceoofgex7552 2 года назад +1362

    “rochelle is probably the only woman left on earth!”
    zoey:”am i a joke to you?”

    • @imperielgenecist1317
      @imperielgenecist1317 2 года назад +122

      Zoey is not a women. Zoey is a sniper rifle on legs.

    • @ceoofgex7552
      @ceoofgex7552 2 года назад +12

      @@imperielgenecist1317 lmao

    • @2bdefault16x
      @2bdefault16x 2 года назад +11

      Maybe he said that because Rochelle is the only mature women which they can repopulate the world and zoey is just a university sniper girl

    • @filmandfirearms
      @filmandfirearms 2 года назад +23

      @@2bdefault16x How does that make sense? Women reach full sexual maturity usually around 14. Of course, it's a fucking horrible idea to become a parent that young, but it's physically possible, and we're talking about the zombie apocalypse, many bad ideas are good ideas in that context

    • @2bdefault16x
      @2bdefault16x 2 года назад +12

      @@filmandfirearms after thinking about it a bit more I realize that was stupid but I think badger has a point

  • @CloaksCosplays
    @CloaksCosplays 2 года назад +1504

    I want Badger to do TF2. He's used their assets for years and that game is def his kind of crazy.

    • @frazzianimations9027
      @frazzianimations9027 2 года назад +45

      Agreed

    • @leonardo9259
      @leonardo9259 2 года назад +2

      No

    • @Mi_tala
      @Mi_tala 2 года назад +30

      @@leonardo9259 ur no

    • @PassTheMic2006
      @PassTheMic2006 2 года назад +23

      He has streamed it before. But only for a little bit. And I think he mains that Pyro guy, or whatever you call that guy with the flamethrower.

    • @ImperialCoffee769
      @ImperialCoffee769 2 года назад +40

      @@PassTheMic2006 flamethrower guy is simply Pyro

  • @LucaviHartley
    @LucaviHartley 7 месяцев назад +1

    The sponsorship in this video is the only one I never skipped because the animation was great

  • @legendaryQV
    @legendaryQV 2 месяца назад +2

    “I come into a room and see an illuminated Doge Face on Donkey Kong beating’ the meat off’a Mickey” got me rolling 😂

  • @EthanHeaps1
    @EthanHeaps1 2 года назад +449

    Honestly, the Hard Rain mission was a goddamn horror movie. Stealthing past witches while shooting zombies is legit scary.

    • @kalibruhmoment3032
      @kalibruhmoment3032 2 года назад +13

      Guess you could say that it's a
      *Witch Hunt*

    • @desmondleguay1969
      @desmondleguay1969 2 года назад +9

      You stuck past the witches?
      I just shot at them immediately because I was playing with a friend

    • @PotionOfProof
      @PotionOfProof 2 года назад +9

      The run through the suger cane field was spooky. But the return trip as the huricane floods the first 3 maps casting the whole place in hazy darkness and deafening wind was the scariest shit to play alone on as a kid.
      Only had it on xbox so no mods to lighten the blow.
      Had the game for years but had never played that map before and knew nothing of it. Needless to say it put the other maps to shame in scary. Even ld1 maps sit behind it imo.
      Ok I'm done

    • @mhikosale7233
      @mhikosale7233 2 года назад +2

      I fuckong hated that stage

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 2 года назад +3

      And the hurricane wasn't just reducing vision. It actually made hearing a nightmare as well.

  • @Overlord99762
    @Overlord99762 2 года назад +252

    Badger: makes joke about 40K
    GW: Brother get the lawyer, THE HEAVY LAWYER

  • @user-rt3or8te6n
    @user-rt3or8te6n 3 месяца назад

    This was my frist russian badger video and now I've decided this is one of my favorite channels.

  • @-TH3_PUPP3T_0F_SH4D0WS-
    @-TH3_PUPP3T_0F_SH4D0WS- 8 месяцев назад +2

    badger once said "THE BEAN HAVE PHYSICS"

  • @Desertable1887
    @Desertable1887 2 года назад +340

    “Why did y’all execute yoshi like that?”
    *Because of his crimes against humanity,* obviously.

    • @murasaika2776
      @murasaika2776 2 года назад +21

      because he won't stop dodging his taxes.

    • @junconglin
      @junconglin 2 года назад +16

      the irs finally got them

    • @lil_rascal5235
      @lil_rascal5235 2 года назад +5

      I just like that that’s the answer to why Yoshi had to die. He didn’t do his taxes
      Smg4 made this a thing oml

    • @oblivion715
      @oblivion715 2 года назад +2

      @@lil_rascal5235 And his unpayed traffic tickets.

  • @moneymastermind2698
    @moneymastermind2698 2 года назад +424

    Missed a perfect opportunity.
    “Thanks Spider-Man from PlayStation 1!”
    “Everybody gets one.”

  • @dapperunicorn7858
    @dapperunicorn7858 5 месяцев назад +2

    5:17 I would still like to think that when Iron Man runs out of ammunition he just pulls out a Glock 19😂and 4:40

  • @christianbrandt8931
    @christianbrandt8931 Год назад +3

    A year later, and this is still hella funny

  • @rulopee3234
    @rulopee3234 2 года назад +498

    Let’s take this moment to appreciate that we had Badger motioncapturing as Dead or Alive girls.

  • @groudongamer3178
    @groudongamer3178 2 года назад +1031

    Can we just appreciate how far badger has come not only in his editing and animating, but with his channel as well?

    • @dimitrikemitsky
      @dimitrikemitsky 2 года назад +37

      I remember watching Badger's oooold videos years ago when he had like 100k subs. Recently came back like "I wonder if this guy is still making videos."
      And holy shit, I have never been so proud of a total stranger, this is so good.

    • @psychic_beth
      @psychic_beth 2 года назад +5

      @@dimitrikemitsky yeah I remember watching him in the days of Badgerfield 4, he's come a long way

    • @isaac4k168
      @isaac4k168 2 года назад +2

      Sad to see the r6 gameplay stop but that game went to shiiii years ago /:

    • @Engieman909
      @Engieman909 2 года назад +1

      @@isaac4k168 my god it took me this long to realize the last russianbadge r6 video was 10 months ago. Damn

    • @dammitcarl1082
      @dammitcarl1082 2 года назад

      @@dimitrikemitsky been watching him since the BF3 days, really amazing to see how far the channel has come, millions of views on every video, so proud of him lol

  • @butlerdude7237
    @butlerdude7237 7 месяцев назад

    I've watched this same video more than 5 times and it stills hits like Truck-kun. Just amazing

  • @braddavis8909
    @braddavis8909 Год назад +1

    To quote some guy who made a steam review "Its not about fighting Zombies, its about protecting 3 idiots who do everything in their power to die"

  • @HangmanOfficialUploads
    @HangmanOfficialUploads 2 года назад +928

    "Completely warped version of the game."
    No, Badger, that's just how all games of L4D2 end up.

    • @rubbermonkey918
      @rubbermonkey918 2 года назад +13

      Facts

    • @seanrowlands6561
      @seanrowlands6561 2 года назад +10

      Still makes for absolutely hilarious content

    • @mohamednail1707
      @mohamednail1707 2 года назад +16

      My modding experience started with " hey let's download some new gun animations with better sounds" to
      " I'm fighting Sherk with the payday gang, using Tf2 weapons, surrounded by undead teletubbies "

  • @lordofkebs5463
    @lordofkebs5463 2 года назад +422

    This reminds me of the Fallout 4 perk that tells you “You’re not stupid, just….different”
    Also I salute you for making a video out of every meme imaginable

    • @8-bitbruhify433
      @8-bitbruhify433 2 года назад +2

      please tell me what does that perk do I feel its so random

    • @arandomhuman1996
      @arandomhuman1996 2 года назад +1

      so whats new?

    • @drivanradosivic1357
      @drivanradosivic1357 2 года назад

      @@8-bitbruhify433 Idiot Savant.

    • @BroskiBlast
      @BroskiBlast 2 года назад +9

      @@8-bitbruhify433 it randomly gives you 3x (later 5x) the amount of experience for any action that would give you experience, and the lower your Intelligence, the higher chance it has to occur

    • @easypete3630
      @easypete3630 2 года назад +3

      @@drivanradosivic1357 its an annoying ass perk due to the noise but the xp tho

  • @Ra-ta-ta
    @Ra-ta-ta 6 месяцев назад +1

    Skulker being the “amog us” was so funny.

  • @CertifiedA-10-thunderbolt
    @CertifiedA-10-thunderbolt 8 месяцев назад

    This was one of my favorite videos by badger I saw it came out

  • @harryguidotti3815
    @harryguidotti3815 2 года назад +415

    I lost my freaking mind at Heavenly just beating the shit out of all those burgers while struggling to get into the damn helicopter. That was amazing. "COME HERE, CHOMPSKI!!!"

    • @mrgamer5739
      @mrgamer5739 2 года назад +5

      Sigma male grid set lol

    • @jakealmanza8616
      @jakealmanza8616 2 года назад +1

      James lake

    • @huzaifahahmed4303
      @huzaifahahmed4303 2 года назад

      @@jakealmanza8616 Ahh...a fellow man of culture

    • @tysonvienneau1830
      @tysonvienneau1830 2 года назад

      I lost it at the T-posing payday part
      this was funny though, but not as much as *BAIN! BAIN I DIDN'T DOWNLOAD SOURCE! BAIN!*

    • @PajamaOperator
      @PajamaOperator 2 года назад

      momento mori friend lol

  • @ghjjiyeqsg1052
    @ghjjiyeqsg1052 2 года назад +425

    Just the fact that at the end, Heavenly literally flexed his Sigma Male grindset by immediately killing a smoker, fighting off angry hoards of cheeseburgers all by himself, rescuing Chompsky the garden gnome, and killing a Tank with nothing but a fire axe, and then escaping is truly a Sigma Male Grindset for sure, dawg
    (Edit: Also, thank you all for 369 likes, I didn’t think I’d get this many 😅)

    • @kasagrim7215
      @kasagrim7215 2 года назад +12

      He knew that the mindset to a grind set was the true power of this game. He is definitely sigma male right there

    • @nukeboy7159
      @nukeboy7159 2 года назад +6

      He wasn't grinding his game skills, he was grinding the power of his *stand*

    • @aspiringadonis1253
      @aspiringadonis1253 2 года назад +2

      @@nukeboy7159 this is part 9

    • @anafu-sankanashi8933
      @anafu-sankanashi8933 2 года назад +1

      Jotaro abandons his friends. And wins!

    • @nukeboy7159
      @nukeboy7159 2 года назад

      @@aspiringadonis1253 part 9 heavenly kujo abandons his friends for a gnome

  • @memeduck7731
    @memeduck7731 7 месяцев назад

    watching badger videos while being high/drunk is probably the best way to gain free dopamine.

  • @xxxtentaclesxxx2423
    @xxxtentaclesxxx2423 9 месяцев назад

    watching old badger vids on my bday hit different🙏

  • @SpoonEnjoyer
    @SpoonEnjoyer 2 года назад +303

    26:19 “Why do you have an mp40?”
    “Why don’t you?”
    That is lifes most difficult question.

    • @alanbrown901
      @alanbrown901 2 года назад +7

      Real question ...
      wHy aInT tHeY uSiNg tHe wInNy?!?!

    • @SpoonEnjoyer
      @SpoonEnjoyer 2 года назад +3

      @@alanbrown901 oh shit

    • @shazoch
      @shazoch 2 года назад

      cus its round two and i dont have 1300 points

    • @michaeljwetzel5043
      @michaeljwetzel5043 2 года назад

      @@shazoch ROKKIE NUMBERS

    • @shazoch
      @shazoch 2 года назад

      @@michaeljwetzel5043 yeah I suck at zombies
      My highest is round 22 on kino

  • @andreamaul1603
    @andreamaul1603 2 года назад +548

    If only badger could have done Space marines slaughtering amogus characters without gw killing him

  • @herschelschueler
    @herschelschueler Месяц назад

    Seeing Nick and Ellis talk to each other with the mo-cap is something else, especially the little pinch on "stop" screams Nick to me 😂

  • @aidenelliott6107
    @aidenelliott6107 11 месяцев назад

    I’ve watched this so many time and it’s still damaging my brain