TOMAHAWKING SPIDERS FOR TRESPASSING | Earth Defense Force 4.1: The Shadow of New Despair (Reupload)

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  • Опубликовано: 13 авг 2022
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Комментарии • 11 тыс.

  • @TheRussianBadger
    @TheRussianBadger  Год назад +36087

    sorry guys had to reupload this because youtube age restricted the first time

    • @BillehBobJoe
      @BillehBobJoe Год назад +948

      is it edited down though? or is it just a random restrict

    • @ambuknight1567
      @ambuknight1567 Год назад +1595

      It's the anime waifus.

    • @rakokyosunu9025
      @rakokyosunu9025 Год назад +325

      still a banger

    • @psycoman9544
      @psycoman9544 Год назад +225

      It's ok badger no worries :)

    • @JordanCMuh
      @JordanCMuh Год назад +642

      It’s sad that RUclips keeps age restricting RUclipsrs for no reason and explanation

  • @generalrubbish9513
    @generalrubbish9513 Год назад +10351

    This game is the literal embodiment of "They've got us surrounded, the poor bastards."

    • @bigchungu7698
      @bigchungu7698 Год назад +695

      EDF support in a nutshell:
      God: We have you 100,000 to 1.
      Support with hammer of god: *I like those odds*

    • @kirbymaster7491
      @kirbymaster7491 Год назад +473

      "Surrounded? That's High Gothic for 'target rich environment'!"

    • @realperson7649
      @realperson7649 Год назад +151

      My brother in christ (pause) you are witnessing our extinction

    • @sterlingcarter9413
      @sterlingcarter9413 Год назад +189

      god: we fucking have you surrounded and outnumbered 100,000,000,000;1. just give up.
      united states: All the more chances to get headshots

    • @NoName-hy6xj
      @NoName-hy6xj Год назад +137

      "Commander, Ravagers outnumber our forces 50 to one!"
      "Then it is an even fight"
      "All troopers fire at will. Burn their mongrel skins!"

  • @Hakarishmoovin
    @Hakarishmoovin Год назад +7901

    For those who don't know, the game is Japanese, and because of ww2 treaties, Japan can't have an "army" only a group that can act if they're invaded, called the Self Defence Force (SDF), so because the game is Japanese, they made the Earth Defence Force

    • @NPCN-dd8hg
      @NPCN-dd8hg Год назад +326

      Having in mind that we cant attack the alirns for obiusly reason we have to denfense ourself... our that until we make a star wars like armada and star a galactic blitzkrieg

    • @enderborn6860
      @enderborn6860 Год назад +164

      ugh shin godzilla put that up to front heavily they had to go through so many loops just to get a chance to shoot that canceroius lizard

    • @luichinplaystation610
      @luichinplaystation610 Год назад +39

      A lot of people still don't know

    • @DeezNuts-ej6sr
      @DeezNuts-ej6sr Год назад +84

      Isn’t that just an army with extra steps

    • @NoESanity
      @NoESanity Год назад +105

      @@NPCN-dd8hg i hope you recovered from that stroke.

  • @demilung
    @demilung 6 месяцев назад +2219

    I love how basically every EDF game goes from "Okay, we're gonna defend Earth" to "We're doomed, this is the last days of humanity" to Storm 1 misunderstanding the meaning of the "last stand" and who is supposed to die at the end of it, and basically winning the final level of Halo: Reach.

    • @yeetyateyote5570
      @yeetyateyote5570 5 месяцев назад +200

      Weakest warrior of mankind vs strongest horrific invader
      EDF games literally have the exact same plot curve of Getter Robo Armageddon, “we must fight back,” “we are so incredibly screwed 99.9% are already gone there is no hope,” “we WILL kill god anyways”

    • @theonewhoasked.697
      @theonewhoasked.697 5 месяцев назад +48

      Bruh imagine the final battle on reach where you kill the Covenant with a hammer😂

    • @hibemabygaming4316
      @hibemabygaming4316 5 месяцев назад +49

      It curves multiple times in EDF 6, you time travel and shit. In the end 30 percent on humanity is lost with a decent amount of the infrastructure as opposed of EDF 5's 70 percent (i forgor somewhere around that number or higher) without anything standing but parts of the EDF.
      Edit: changed “most” to “a decent amount” as much of the infrastructure is up in the end of 6

    • @soupcangaming662
      @soupcangaming662 5 месяцев назад +31

      All with the worst translations for the script but best energy for the actors

    • @edschramm6757
      @edschramm6757 4 месяца назад +15

      ​@@hibemabygaming4316I THINK 5 says 90% got wiped out? Id have to finish it again to know for sure, but yea. Apparently storm 1 read the script and went "nah, I'll do you one better"

  • @Shovel________________
    @Shovel________________ 7 месяцев назад +1206

    i like how this game's selection of classes is two regular looking army troopers, an anime schoolgirl, and a lowercase gundam

    • @CrocandCo.
      @CrocandCo. 3 месяца назад +152

      Lowercase Gundam is something that I never thought of accurately describing the Fencer.

    • @idiotofthenorth
      @idiotofthenorth 3 месяца назад

      Y e s ​@@CrocandCo.

    • @TheScania1991
      @TheScania1991 3 месяца назад +56

      "lowercase gundam" i just died laughing about that one xD

    • @sunrisejackdaw1779
      @sunrisejackdaw1779 3 месяца назад +35

      to be fair the original conceot of gundam was literally a power armor
      hence mobile suit.

    • @tossmangrenade1400
      @tossmangrenade1400 2 месяца назад +8

      A lowercase gundam

  • @maxducks2001
    @maxducks2001 Год назад +8138

    Fun fact: In an interview with GameInformer, the creative director of EDF addressed that a lot of people have a phobia of insects. He said he understands why, but that he sees EDF as a way to temper that fear. Because if you don’t like bugs, you can blow them up by the thousands with giant guns and orbital lasers in EDF.

    • @andrewowens4421
      @andrewowens4421 Год назад +7

      Overcoming arachnophobia with extreme carpet bombing? This guy should be a psychologist.

    • @curtishamilton5342
      @curtishamilton5342 Год назад +388

      Never thought of it like that

    • @Aflay1
      @Aflay1 Год назад +468

      Yeah, I agree.
      This game gives me more of a Galaga vibe than anything. Creepy Bugs, yes, but you can blow them the fuck up.

    • @Baphelon
      @Baphelon Год назад +191

      Same thing with Deep Rock Galactic

    • @danieltobin4498
      @danieltobin4498 Год назад +272

      I have some serious arachnophobia but have no problems fighting them and blowing them all apart! Because I’m not trapped in a hive with a bunch of giant spiders, they’re trapped in here with me!!!

  • @Arch_Twisted
    @Arch_Twisted Год назад +15210

    This game is the definition of "be the American the Japanese think you are."

    • @furimindusties5736
      @furimindusties5736 Год назад +910

      It is the ideal American.

    • @kaelell4697
      @kaelell4697 Год назад +159

      @@furimindusties5736 yes

    • @DarkonFullPower
      @DarkonFullPower Год назад +666

      No.
      That honor goes the "Metal Wolf Chaos"
      A Japanese mech game that *ONLY* has an English dub.

    • @kaelell4697
      @kaelell4697 Год назад +137

      @@DarkonFullPower metal gear momento

    • @Arch_Twisted
      @Arch_Twisted Год назад +173

      @@DarkonFullPower Yes.
      Once Badger makes a Metal Wolf Chaos video, then we'll talk.

  • @thatoneeasilyoffendedboi1257
    @thatoneeasilyoffendedboi1257 10 месяцев назад +681

    Ah yes, the four horsemen of the anti-apocalypse:
    -Redneck
    -Woman
    -Average drone operator
    -Anime Doomslayer

    • @broadbandislife
      @broadbandislife 4 месяца назад +45

      It's even better in EDF 5 where you start out as a buck civilian hired to assist with a PR event. (Security guard/some kinda jetpack acrobat/cargo exoskeleton operator/general technical staff respectively.)
      Then you literally kill what at least some in-game insist on calling a god in the finale.

    • @imsmart_yetdumb9278
      @imsmart_yetdumb9278 3 месяца назад +8

      I love thinking about this concept you have presented to me.

    • @the_Predator95
      @the_Predator95 3 месяца назад +13

      The mythical creature
      Women

    • @Azrael828
      @Azrael828 2 месяца назад +3

      LMAO

  • @BACON.BACON.69
    @BACON.BACON.69 9 месяцев назад +644

    "My brother in christ you are witnessing our extinction" as giant bugs charge towards them broke me I almost died from laughter.

    • @Kai-wr5jf
      @Kai-wr5jf 2 месяца назад +3

      i almost died because of me choking on a can of coke (not cocaine)

  • @notdemomantf2294
    @notdemomantf2294 Год назад +4151

    "If you want me to play support as a support class, you shouldn't give me a tomahawk cruise missile as a primary weapon" is a statement you never thought you would hear.

  • @IAA2152
    @IAA2152 Год назад +3288

    "I WILL use a 'hammer of dawn' as a cqc weapon, I'm not scared."
    The definition of "I am the violence"

    • @Callsign_Bear
      @Callsign_Bear Год назад +77

      I AM THE TRAUMATIC EVENT

    • @TheLoneWanderer79
      @TheLoneWanderer79 Год назад +54

      I AM the one who knocks (with a sub-orbital weapon)

    • @rinkothelad
      @rinkothelad Год назад +12

      I read this and then 15:07 happened.

    • @Aaroncarter95
      @Aaroncarter95 Год назад +28

      Fear not the man of war who loves long range engagement. Fear the man who smiles charging at the enemy holding a stick. For he knows no fear and shows only confidence. - Me 2022

    • @echospecter2450
      @echospecter2450 Год назад +9

      When you cannot think of anything better an orbital gun and the call-out "broken arrow" should always be considered

  • @OxTheHerdzz
    @OxTheHerdzz 10 месяцев назад +285

    I love the implication that the only reason badger and the squad lived through the war is because they're all collectively too dumb to grasp the gravity of the situation.

  • @JDFisher0415
    @JDFisher0415 8 месяцев назад +113

    3:20 I don't know why that "my brother in christ, you are the DRAGONBORNE" sends me so much

  • @ghostplay8521
    @ghostplay8521 Год назад +3512

    16:47 killed me. "What's the blast radius en this?"
    "Y E S."

    • @shiroakame0
      @shiroakame0 Год назад +124

      *completely wipes everything with a 30 block radius with HAMMER OF DAWN* That!

    • @DarthVader90437
      @DarthVader90437 Год назад +40

      Killed everything near them as well

    • @Jet_Stream_Samy
      @Jet_Stream_Samy Год назад +49

      Blast radius: ohio

    • @koiyujo1543
      @koiyujo1543 Год назад +18

      HHAA! YESSSSSSS lmfao it does lmao wipes over 50 blocks

    • @Jet_Stream_Samy
      @Jet_Stream_Samy Год назад +23

      @@shiroakame0 _YOU HAVE FAILED THE VIBE CHECK_

  • @mememachine3963
    @mememachine3963 Год назад +4583

    As a Nebraskan, I can confirm we are currently being held hostage by giant ants

    • @trainfan-ks5hk
      @trainfan-ks5hk Год назад +187

      Please help they are stealing all the corn we won’t have enough for corn bread

    • @teratomaskyline9866
      @teratomaskyline9866 Год назад +116

      @@trainfan-ks5hk yes you do. It’s Nebraska

    • @francomasiniofficial
      @francomasiniofficial Год назад +44

      Lincoln has fallen

    • @connorv5482
      @connorv5482 Год назад +29

      If they can produce fire I’m afraid we will carpet bomb all nest’s.

    • @gigachadvergil7302
      @gigachadvergil7302 Год назад +15

      What about giant spiders?

  • @ryancurtis5425
    @ryancurtis5425 Месяц назад +28

    Fun fact: The developers of EDF, Sandlot, made another game for the Wii called Zangeki no Reginleiv (Blades of Reginleiv) that's basically EDF based in Norse mythology. And there's dismemberment out the wazoo.

  • @JTreefrog
    @JTreefrog 10 месяцев назад +191

    the potential for a warhammer 40,000 mod theme for this game is AMAZING. for the EDF, the Ranger class could be guardsman, wing divers could be jump marines, Aerator could be the Inquisition and fencer could be Angry marines or custodes. theres so much content that could be made from it

    • @adamcheklat7387
      @adamcheklat7387 7 месяцев назад +23

      And i’d guess the enemies would be the Tyranids.

    • @feldamar2
      @feldamar2 3 месяца назад

      Have you SEEN how many bugs spawn on some missions? The tyranids are trying to copy the ravagers. But it IS a good attempt I'd give you that.@@adamcheklat7387

    • @Piss_bottles_
      @Piss_bottles_ 27 дней назад

      nerd

    • @Znae629
      @Znae629 16 дней назад

      Or the necrons, or… yeah they have a lot of options

  • @darcidious99
    @darcidious99 Год назад +18297

    Badger got tired of hearing people complain about waiting between vids, so he decided to re-upload the same vid to keep them entertained... Absolutely based badger.
    Edit: you try putting a funny comment in a badger video thinking maybe you'll get a like, gets none. Throw some random BS comment on a badger video, everyone loses their fucking mind and likes it... I hate it here.

    • @Chkprofilename
      @Chkprofilename Год назад +44

      Let's be honest we all enjoyed this video by having this:
      *ruclips.net/video/mCfYi7634rU/видео.html*

    • @Chkprofilename
      @Chkprofilename Год назад +12

      Frr

    • @exalted_space9224
      @exalted_space9224 Год назад +84

      Gigachad grindset

    • @Cooldoge67
      @Cooldoge67 Год назад +123

      Nah it’s because the original one got age restricted

    • @Taykoe69
      @Taykoe69 Год назад +5

      LMAO

  • @user-oe7vx2bk2l
    @user-oe7vx2bk2l 10 месяцев назад +146

    "Whatever your preferred pronouns are for the exterminators" kills me every time.. Watching badger explain defense contracting is the best thing in my life.

  • @watermelongaming3698
    @watermelongaming3698 8 месяцев назад +38

    Assault rifles: Has a line of longer-ranged, higher power variants.
    Sniper rifles: Has a line of rapid fire variants.
    Missiles: Probably better for crowd control with 30 TARGET LOCK-ON.
    Shotguns probably don't have a *specific* long-ranged variant/variant line, but they're not point-blank only. That's reserved for flamethrowers and acid guns. I saw someone use this one Sparrow Shot that had a pretty good range, like on par or even longer range than some of the assault rifles.

  • @thudlite4319
    @thudlite4319 Год назад +2933

    Fun fact: Akira Toriyama, the author of Dragon Ball, is a chill dude who bailed Team Four Star out of Toei’s copyright strikes and actively retcons goofy 4Kids translations.

    • @israelcampos1856
      @israelcampos1856 Год назад +135

      W-wait for real?

    • @thudlite4319
      @thudlite4319 Год назад +498

      @@israelcampos1856 When 4Kids turned Hell into Hifle, Toriyama made a whole new world called Hifle that was basically just Hell but godawful boring. It’s no big secret that he also adores his fans.

    • @individualeleven
      @individualeleven Год назад +161

      @@thudlite4319 it wasn't 4Kids that made up HFIL, it was the original dub done by Funimation and contracted out to Ocean.

    • @thudlite4319
      @thudlite4319 Год назад +229

      @@individualeleven Alright, but Toriyama still turned HFIL into a separate dimension as a joke.

    • @Daveonimus
      @Daveonimus Год назад +57

      Based Mangaka

  • @griffincrump5077
    @griffincrump5077 Год назад +5197

    I’m arachnophobic but this game feels like the power trip of how we should come together to face those house spiders by using 2.1 trillion dollars of firepower

    • @ericgagnon6594
      @ericgagnon6594 Год назад +137

      My gf who totally hates spiders agree with you....
      And she's canadian so she's supposed to ne against Power abuse 🤣🤣🤣

    • @griffincrump5077
      @griffincrump5077 Год назад +78

      @@ericgagnon6594 for spiders any exception is permitted

    • @NotAfilthyCasual
      @NotAfilthyCasual Год назад +9

      Real arachnophobes prob wouldn’t even click this video but I get it. Most ppl hate spiders

    • @griffincrump5077
      @griffincrump5077 Год назад +41

      @@NotAfilthyCasual arachnophobes are allowed the power fantasy and ability to enjoy Russianbadger videos

    • @The_whales
      @The_whales Год назад +10

      Im not as scared of spiders but I do kinda freak out when I see one, then I find a paper towel, crush that fucker then throw the whole paper towel into the toilet and flushing it

  • @MrWooaa
    @MrWooaa 11 месяцев назад +62

    I like that when you describe a game, you make all the classes sound like loads of fun.

    • @CptJistuce
      @CptJistuce 3 месяца назад +3

      In fairness, in EDF they ARE all a lot of fun.
      ...
      Except EDF: Insect Armageddon. We don't talk about that one.

    • @jacksongaming854
      @jacksongaming854 Месяц назад

      @@CptJistuceyep each of the 4 classes has their own strengths and weaknesses and that’s makes it even more fun in multiplayer

  • @Roguish_Ryn
    @Roguish_Ryn 3 месяца назад +23

    Badgers been managing democracy since the beginning.

  • @noxthedremoralord2683
    @noxthedremoralord2683 Год назад +1050

    “I hope you’re ready to fight the entire dragon population of Skyrim”
    *I WAS BORN READY*

  • @thunderstripe
    @thunderstripe Год назад +781

    15:01 "Who sees giants insects swarming a city and says to themselves 'Oh boy I better grab my hammer'." Every Monster Hunter hammer main would like to have a word with the insects preferably within hammer range.

    • @cmanhanks1
      @cmanhanks1 Год назад +46

      Me who spec'ed in heavy gunners: WHO BROUGHT THE MARSHMALLOWS, 'CAUSE I BROUGHT THE FIRE!

    • @jasonmartienz7945
      @jasonmartienz7945 Год назад +14

      It's their natural instinct to bonk heads

    • @HarmonauxGames
      @HarmonauxGames Год назад +5

      Yep lol😂

    • @possumorb3770
      @possumorb3770 Год назад +9

      Bonk indededeed

    • @christiankirby8092
      @christiankirby8092 Год назад +12

      Me flying with the insects with the insect glaive.

  • @Goblin_With_A_Fungus
    @Goblin_With_A_Fungus 3 месяца назад +29

    Badger: Rockets are infinantly better than missiles.
    Also Badger: Missiles as a primary weapong? YES PLEASE!

    • @Kai-wr5jf
      @Kai-wr5jf 2 месяца назад

      If you ask a favour from badger he will simply make you go crazy lol

    • @Goblin_With_A_Fungus
      @Goblin_With_A_Fungus Месяц назад +2

      @@Kai-wr5jf "Oh, you want me to tell the guy down the street to turn down his music?"
      **smash cuts to Badger in a warthog**
      "Oh, I'll turn it off for you!"

  • @Sharky252
    @Sharky252 Месяц назад +23

    I came here a year later and i just discovered that this is literally the japanese version of helldivers 2💀

    • @joogled1839
      @joogled1839 26 дней назад +4

      no, smelldivers poo is the western version of edf.

  • @Rukasu-mv4lk
    @Rukasu-mv4lk Год назад +1196

    The fencer is literally “that’s it I’m getting me mallet”

    • @shiroakame0
      @shiroakame0 Год назад +28

      I THOUGHT THE SAME SHIT BRO 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @alexcarter3412
      @alexcarter3412 Год назад +12

      OH YEAH

    • @cmanhanks1
      @cmanhanks1 Год назад +18

      Fencer is literally master chief, demoknight, and heavy rolled into one with a nuke-on-a-stick for a melee

  • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
    @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 Год назад +1412

    8:06 Ahh, THAT'S why it got age restricted. For those unaware, the wingdivers apparently make EXCESSIVELY EROTIC noises when spiderwebbed. Badger included a sample of that right here in his original video. Also, apparently the booba shown in their game model was too spicy for youtube.

    • @nikensarintemofficial
      @nikensarintemofficial Год назад +155

      Also he changed his suit

    • @SilentT_K
      @SilentT_K Год назад +152

      the wing diver was too spicy for the youtube guidelines

    • @dr.catshark9204
      @dr.catshark9204 Год назад +68

      All he changed was just the scenes with wing diver

    • @foxmask8032
      @foxmask8032 Год назад +160

      Now I had that figured out, but I just thought about the implications. So, a character in skin tight suits making Hanime noises is less acceptable than a character in school uniforms making (less, granted) Hanime noises. I'm starting to have a bad feeling about RUclips's intentions...

    • @JenovaDreamweaver
      @JenovaDreamweaver Год назад +182

      badger also said “All of my hentai tabs are muted. this is real audio.” in the previous version.

  • @archerhouston6756
    @archerhouston6756 2 месяца назад +5

    4:55 Patterson, fire a warning shot! Sir this is an m32 grenade launcher. Ah potato patato just fire it Patterson!

  • @user-jf2wo2uc8b
    @user-jf2wo2uc8b 2 месяца назад +7

    13:04 Big iguana vs gundom
    13:06 POW
    8:41 Chomp

  • @daddyviper
    @daddyviper Год назад +989

    Ranger: fps
    Wind diver: genshin impact
    Air raider: point and click adventure
    Fencer: doom

    • @S0renz
      @S0renz Год назад +79

      Ranger: Rocket launcher goes brrrrrrrrrr!
      Wing Diver: I believe I can fly!
      Air Raider: The Hammer of Dawn makes the insects kneel!
      Fencer: Rip and tear until it is done...

    • @professional_air-waster1142
      @professional_air-waster1142 Год назад +34

      pov fencer gets the ban hammer: oh i see i have now achieved gods wraith but 100,000,000 times more powerful

    • @mikazukiaugus1273
      @mikazukiaugus1273 Год назад +5

      I love it when fencer blasts those gatlings

    • @cheesuschrist4473
      @cheesuschrist4473 Год назад +19

      Ranger: Slaanesh
      Wing-diver: Tzeentch
      Air-raider: Nurgle
      Fencer: Khorne

    • @justsaynonotnowihaveyoutub6739
      @justsaynonotnowihaveyoutub6739 Год назад +2

      I'm sorry but the air raider one made me laugh so fucking hard

  • @BlueEyes274
    @BlueEyes274 Год назад +1037

    "JUST PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE!"
    Still the most hilariously legendary line in the entire game.

    • @solcampione8134
      @solcampione8134 9 месяцев назад +54

      Mine, since I have played EDF 5, at one point near the end where you are practically outmatched and out gunned, the intel lady says to make a strike team and the commander literally says "Strike, my ass."
      Though for this game, agreed.

  • @fbipandac2002
    @fbipandac2002 3 месяца назад +16

    Im back cause helldivers

  • @PolyMoly1998
    @PolyMoly1998 2 дня назад +1

    *Ranger:* Jack of all stats, straightforward weaponry, beginner friendly
    *Wing Diver:* Fragile speedsters, can fly with their jetpacks, use mostly powerful energy weapons.
    *Air Raider:* Support Party Members, can buff up or heal allies, summon airstrikes and vehicles, and quirky weapons like drones and turrets.
    *Fencer:* Mighty glaciers, heavy armor and firepower, but very slow runners

  • @Slowmotionman2
    @Slowmotionman2 Год назад +1806

    Badger is the type of guy that when he has a literal time bomb strapped to his chest, instead of spending time saying good-bye to family, friends, and loved ones will instead try to sell you more gamer supps

    • @edbob6463
      @edbob6463 Год назад +42

      Badger the kind of guy to dm someone saying, “send this to 10 people or I will die tomorrow” for shits and giggles

    • @bluelemonade415
      @bluelemonade415 Год назад +10

      It's not gonna be good when he reads this...

    • @yuzengr2475
      @yuzengr2475 Год назад

      ruclips.net/video/HL-4fgeMrO8/видео.html

    • @assfuckerthejointpounder5834
      @assfuckerthejointpounder5834 Год назад +5

      778b is a lot more money than Elon Musk has and that is just our military, so who's funding us

    • @bluelemonade415
      @bluelemonade415 Год назад

      @@assfuckerthejointpounder5834 tax payers. The government spend a stupid amount of the money they have available on military. Like if they gave just a couple percent of that to research and development, we would be so much better off. NASA works with a sad budget, don’t know the exact numbers, but it’s tiny

  • @SpaceBattleshipYamato-ps2jc
    @SpaceBattleshipYamato-ps2jc Год назад +1442

    3:51
    I love the fact that Badger referred to America as "The final Boss Of Planet Earth"

  • @user-ui1ux9gm9w
    @user-ui1ux9gm9w 5 месяцев назад +8

    The best part of Badger videos is where you forget you watched a video and then watch the video again

  • @user-qm6dc1cs9i
    @user-qm6dc1cs9i 2 месяца назад +6

    this whole game is what i imagine evangelion from the perspectie of the people on the ground is

  • @_Umbrael_
    @_Umbrael_ Год назад +2690

    "The only thing stronger than Godzilla is Japanese copyright lawyers."
    Me: *Looks at title and sees (Reupload) in the name*
    Me: *Nods head* "Sounds about right."

    • @ZLongHead
      @ZLongHead Год назад +186

      It was the anime hentai noises the rangers made...
      *Blame them, not the copyrighted lizard*

    • @nathanteb7844
      @nathanteb7844 Год назад +14

      This comment deserves more recognition

    • @oneevilchef
      @oneevilchef Год назад +19

      Is no one going to blame the Teletubbies lawyers for the copyright infringement of having a TV screen on your chest?

    • @Ktr-1142-ema
      @Ktr-1142-ema Год назад +1

      Dragon ball z super, dragon ball z kai , dragon ball z 🤔 yep based

    • @Ktr-1142-ema
      @Ktr-1142-ema Год назад +1

      @@oneevilchef what about the snorks, or fraggle rock , or eurekas castle

  • @CombineWatermelon
    @CombineWatermelon Год назад +914

    The unbelievably based premise of this game being HUMANITY FUCK YEAH combined with your style of humor is literal perfection

  • @CatastropheCatalyst
    @CatastropheCatalyst Месяц назад +12

    Can confirm, as a trans person, the second I switched my class from man to woman, my armor scaling dropped like a rock.

  • @loorthedarkelf8353
    @loorthedarkelf8353 Месяц назад +2

    I fell in love with EDF back in 2011, when Extra Credits featured the current entry in the series in Games You Might Not Have Tried. It sounded like a good time, and me and hubby proceeded to blow up several exoplanets worth of bugs beating every mission on every difficulty lol
    When we got 4.1 it was my first EDF with classes, and fell in love with the mobility and sometimes Highly Technical power management of the wing diver, and husbando heard Fencer Gets To Carry 4 Weapons and said Sign Me The F*ck Up Sailor.
    We trade jobs mission by mission, with one of us focused on Big Dams To One Target and one on Crowd Control. Sometimes I've got the best tool for the job of flying in and blowing sheild generators and getting out un touched, and sometimes he's got it in 2 dozen guided missiles for those blue laser drone assholes that Slow You Down in hard and Stop You Dead in Inferno.
    We LOVE this game, and this video had me cackling with laughter several times. o7

  • @TheRetroRenegade
    @TheRetroRenegade Год назад +519

    There is no other game that perfectly embodies the Engineer's philosophy of "The answer is a gun, and if that don't work, use more gun."

  • @deegsupreme3796
    @deegsupreme3796 Год назад +1591

    When badger talks about how rifles lack firepower, shotguns lack range, and snipers lack rate of fire, the first thing that came to my mind as a remedy to all of these was the M2 Browning. God bless the M2 Browning.

    • @Dr.CaveCurinas
      @Dr.CaveCurinas Год назад +215

      Humanity will span the galaxy and the M2 will still be in service

    • @ajford-arausa8328
      @ajford-arausa8328 Год назад +124

      It will only be replaced by a lazer version of its self

    • @tentrix8505
      @tentrix8505 11 месяцев назад +81

      Just looked it up. “Belt-fed machinegun” chambered in 50 bmg; yeah, that’d do it

    • @samuelyoung1
      @samuelyoung1 11 месяцев назад +37

      @@ajford-arausa8328 it'll still be an M2, just using laserv bullets instead

    • @primusstar5995
      @primusstar5995 11 месяцев назад +63

      In the 42nd millennium, the m2 will be renamed the “Heavy stubber”.

  • @Billy-BobXIV
    @Billy-BobXIV Месяц назад +2

    I also gotta recommend EDF 5 World Brothers. It's a bit less 'obliterate everything violently' and more like 'gently vaporize' in a pixelated brick world.

  • @bhinglaberinto7450
    @bhinglaberinto7450 5 месяцев назад +10

    This guy and his bois never dissappoint to make my stomach hurt from laughter

  • @alexsouls3944
    @alexsouls3944 Год назад +573

    The best definition of "They have us surrounded! Good, no need to aim now!"

    • @TotallyDapper
      @TotallyDapper 9 месяцев назад +47

      One of the in-game voice lines the friendly soldiers will yell is, “I could close my eyes and shoot!”

    • @alexsouls3944
      @alexsouls3944 9 месяцев назад +8

      ​@@TotallyDapper
      Wait really?

    • @christiankirby8092
      @christiankirby8092 7 месяцев назад +10

      @@alexsouls3944yes really

    • @phantomminer3293
      @phantomminer3293 3 месяца назад +7

      We're not "surrounded" we're just in a target-rich environment.

  • @HerrZhukov
    @HerrZhukov Год назад +859

    MatPat should make a video on how many ants it would take to steal Nebraska.

    • @Yesent1273
      @Yesent1273 11 месяцев назад +43

      Would definitely watch

    • @user-vg6mj3hv3t
      @user-vg6mj3hv3t 8 месяцев назад +20

      The ants are the ultimate support class

    • @Nervous_Ari
      @Nervous_Ari 8 месяцев назад +61

      I asked r/theydidthemath, here's the answer
      "The weight of the earth's crust is 6.1 * 10^22 pounds. Divide that by Earth's area (196.9 million miles), and you get 309,801,929,913,662 pounds per square mile. Multiply that by the land area of Nebraska (77,348 square miles), and you get 2.39625597x10^19 pounds. This is not taking into account mountains or different elevations as I'm too lazy to do detailed research, so we're going to stick with average weight per square mile on the Earth.
      The average ant can lift up to 0.055 pounds, so divide Nebraska's weight by the ants' lifting capabilities, and you get 4.35682904x10^20, or around 435,682,904,000,000,000,000 ants."

    • @HerrZhukov
      @HerrZhukov 8 месяцев назад +6

      @@Nervous_Ari good

    • @The_Spectacular_Spider-Brock
      @The_Spectacular_Spider-Brock 8 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@Nervous_Arijust.........wow

  • @christopheredwards8219
    @christopheredwards8219 5 месяцев назад +3

    5:27
    I don't know why but the intro to the ranger just holding a gun like a baseball bat is bringing out the chuckles.

  • @jonatanschwindt8065
    @jonatanschwindt8065 9 месяцев назад +7

    I just finished my first campaign with wing diver in normal and I loved it... just to see if air raider was as op as badger advertised i started one with it... and had to switch to hard right away.... boy was he right!!!! Air raider is just too much fun lol

  • @thekingsamar5781
    @thekingsamar5781 Год назад +3429

    I still didn't know why did they age restrict the last one,it was a gem of a video. Great job man,keep it up

  • @Morte_death
    @Morte_death Год назад +1450

    Imagine being the most kind RUclipsr that your even there for your own community. Literally Badger! My nephew was diagnosed with stage four brain cancer and Badger was so kind enough to make a 6 minute happy birthday video for him when the doctors couldn’t even talk to him for 2 minutes

    • @tommyfox854
      @tommyfox854 Год назад +143

      Holy molly, that is so wholesome; the happy birthday video part, not your nephew dying of brain cancer part. I do hope your nephew's in a better place, and I'm so sorry for your loss.

    • @Morte_death
      @Morte_death Год назад +159

      @@tommyfox854 he didn’t die he just got overcome his cancer

    • @tommyfox854
      @tommyfox854 Год назад +138

      @@Morte_death He's alive, and survived the cancer?
      =D
      That is the best news I've heard in three years, thank goodness he's alive. =)

    • @Morte_death
      @Morte_death Год назад +109

      @@tommyfox854 thanks. Yeah badger said he was happy to hear about it too

    • @tommyfox854
      @tommyfox854 Год назад +67

      @@Morte_death My heart's melting from the good news, not gonna lie.
      Um, if this ain't too weird for you, could you hug your nephew for me please? Hugging people is the best way I can show joy too someone, and I don't have the best history with cancer (one uncle died from it and another is dyeing from me), but I really want too show how happy I am that he survived- and I should go know because at this point I'm digging my own grave, sorry if this creeped you out doc, have a nice day.

  • @rickyricardo6481
    @rickyricardo6481 Месяц назад +16

    Japanese helldivers

    • @xavierpsycho556
      @xavierpsycho556 Месяц назад

      you are not wrong

    • @MAXHALO369
      @MAXHALO369 13 дней назад

      The better Helldivers basically

    • @Gatorah
      @Gatorah 16 часов назад +1

      This series is very different gameplay wise and has been out for 20 years.

  • @greenshadow138
    @greenshadow138 10 месяцев назад +3

    12:30 it’s going non descript power up

  • @JoaoGabriel-ef9se
    @JoaoGabriel-ef9se Год назад +1313

    "Much like all women, her armor scaling sucks"
    Sisters of Battle looking at this sentence are dying of laughter.

    • @t.cameron3365
      @t.cameron3365 Год назад +43

      I understood that reference

    • @alfonsocyrusjoshua9551
      @alfonsocyrusjoshua9551 Год назад +43

      repentia aint laughin nothing

    • @Phoenix8492
      @Phoenix8492 Год назад +21

      And given that Armor of Contempt applies to Astartes AND Sororitas, dat 3+ effectively becoming a 2+ in regards to incoming AP is *chef’s kiss*

    • @Sorain1
      @Sorain1 Год назад +8

      Because who needs armor when you have invulnerable saves?

    • @Z.O.M.G
      @Z.O.M.G Год назад +3

      Which sisters of battle?

  • @negamisaito7392
    @negamisaito7392 Год назад +330

    "I'm not here to support the violence, I AM the violence." is, without a doubt, one of my new favorite phrases.

  • @mikebuz8816
    @mikebuz8816 27 дней назад +1

    i cannot get over the first 5 seconds of this video, I will always be able to come back to this to laugh, it's just peak humor

  • @ShadowFundsX
    @ShadowFundsX 5 месяцев назад +3

    "It's a bird, it's a plane, no, it's LOCKHEED MARTIN" - Russian Badger, 2022

    • @Kai-wr5jf
      @Kai-wr5jf 2 месяца назад

      its actually a discord mod

  • @VGLounge
    @VGLounge Год назад +1837

    14:47 He can go even *FASTER* If you combine a specific version of one of those spike launchers at 14:37 with a hammer. Constantly launch the spike and spam space and you can boost almost twice as often as the hammer/shield combo

    • @DR_Loud75
      @DR_Loud75 Год назад +30

      @Here is more clip wtf that's a hyper link to a potato wedge recipe??? I don't understand

    • @NUToriouslyOnline
      @NUToriouslyOnline Год назад +12

      Yup, my favorite fencer GOTTA GO FAST combo is the javelin catapult paired with pretty much any melee weapon of your choice for that horizontal thrust option (my choice is the twin blast spears for even MORE THRUST) because the javelin shot cancels the thrust reset frame so when you time the shot and the thrust you can just GLIDE all over the battlefield. You can literally zoom from edge-to-edge on a map with fencer within like a minute or two and it's the funniest thing ever

    • @SomethingBoutEclipse
      @SomethingBoutEclipse Год назад +28

      @@DR_Loud75 bots

    • @spiderz5145
      @spiderz5145 Год назад +15

      @@SomethingBoutEclipse yeah they’re out of control… YT doesn’t give a shit anymore it seems.

    • @edmardisla8492
      @edmardisla8492 Год назад +1

      @@DR_Loud75 Spam bot.

  • @sse_weston4138
    @sse_weston4138 Год назад +1641

    I very much appreciate the amount of replay-ability Badger's videos are. Even with this being a reupload, it still racks up 5.6 mil at the time of writing, legend

    • @tanya-789
      @tanya-789 Год назад +15

      7.3 mil just four months later, damn

    • @MisterHalt
      @MisterHalt 10 месяцев назад +6

      7.9 million as of 20/07/2023

    • @someperson9613
      @someperson9613 9 месяцев назад +2

      8.1 August 6th

    • @dizo-jp2td
      @dizo-jp2td 9 месяцев назад +1

      If you declare with your mouth, 'Jesus Is Lord' and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved. -Romans 10:9

    • @sse_weston4138
      @sse_weston4138 9 месяцев назад +5

      @@dizo-jp2td naw fam hail Satan

  • @SethWTFF
    @SethWTFF 11 месяцев назад +10

    Dude. This was one of the most hilarious and entertaining 20 minutes I have had on RUclips in a long time. Well done, sir

  • @couric9284
    @couric9284 10 месяцев назад +12

    I know I'm 11 months late, but this would be the perfect trailer for the class system in this game. I'm just going to throw that out there.
    I really actually loved this video, I laughed so much.

  • @superbux4523
    @superbux4523 Год назад +453

    Badger: "is that tomahawk missile coming?" Tomahawk missile: "Hello Mario."

    • @katarzynaka2407
      @katarzynaka2407 Год назад +9

      the tomahawk missile is just like... "hello there"

    • @onerxowns2202
      @onerxowns2202 Год назад +4

      Thats was ballistic missile, and it is somehow both more less powerful than cruise and ballistic missile

    • @isaacmayer-splain8974
      @isaacmayer-splain8974 Год назад +2

      "Is that tomahawk missile coming?"
      BOOM
      "Found it"

  • @andrewowens4421
    @andrewowens4421 Год назад +733

    10:20 Watching that spider just fly through the air like that perfectly encapsulates the craziness that is EDF. You do something and just watch the chaos enfold.

    • @zombified3638
      @zombified3638 Год назад +13

      Nyoom

    • @C134-Godzilla
      @C134-Godzilla Год назад +14

      Spider: HELP ME!!!!
      Edit: spider:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @oantran8060
      @oantran8060 Год назад +2

      ok

    • @voldartthesorcerer9490
      @voldartthesorcerer9490 Год назад +8

      I was flying I a helicopter the other day well above a balam and someone blasted a red ant well above my bomber kissing idiocy

    • @thoakim673
      @thoakim673 Год назад +2

      ok

  • @Atomic_Aegis45
    @Atomic_Aegis45 5 месяцев назад +3

    7:06 we have been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty.

  • @colterbrown3679
    @colterbrown3679 5 месяцев назад +1

    Holy crap, I just realized that the bolt-action rifle Badger uses at 3:44 is EXACTLY the same as the one I own! Down to the bipod placement, the scope type, and the color! That’s RIDICULOUS.

  • @OccultistLord4812
    @OccultistLord4812 Год назад +867

    Ranger: Rocket Boi.
    Wing Diver: Girl stuck in every single web.
    Air Raider: Are the aliens the threat or you?
    Fencer: The Children of Doomguy.
    Erganis: Non descript lizards from space
    Nilan: Jeagers of Pacific Rim that are one shot all the time by none descript lizards from
    Ravagers: God's Humanity delete button
    Got it

    • @jorcornel558
      @jorcornel558 Год назад +27

      Erginus is the lizard and Balam is the big Mech, but yeah thats about it

    • @nukclear2741
      @nukclear2741 Год назад +27

      Player summoned balams being one shot on high difficulty, yes.
      But the game balances scripted spawnings of balams to the literal highest health possible for any vehicle…
      *I still managed to lose it against the Red Egernis.*

    • @cacau1810
      @cacau1810 Год назад +3

      ok

    • @judicatorhurayth1927
      @judicatorhurayth1927 Год назад +8

      @@nukclear2741 I love your words at the end XD

    • @Zanthra434
      @Zanthra434 Год назад +5

      15:35 almost enough dakka

  • @nezuko4014
    @nezuko4014 Год назад +328

    "this is what Europeans think American recess is like"
    The truest thing I've ever heard

  • @afunkingamer2415
    @afunkingamer2415 7 месяцев назад +1

    Badger: This is your first and only warning that there are giant spiders in this video! (Oh god)
    Me, a really big Badger fan with arachniphobia: *I'll take my chances...*

  • @NicholasJeffery
    @NicholasJeffery 2 дня назад +1

    "I'm not here to support violence, I AM the violence."

  • @ham_za420
    @ham_za420 Год назад +590

    16:46 “the rule of god is incoming” “blast radius= Y E S”
    9:53 “Hammer of Dawn” fits so well
    And the “I’m not here to support the violence. I AM THE VIOLENCE. Just perfect
    14:58 the four mini guns are unstoppable all together

    • @anhilliator1
      @anhilliator1 Год назад +2

      I mean, unless you decided to Spritefall the area under your feet...
      At that point you just hightail it out of the blast zone before the beams hit.

  • @davee3573
    @davee3573 Год назад +1856

    Badger is the literal definition of quality over quantity

    • @serratedbread2300
      @serratedbread2300 Год назад +30

      Where else have I seen this exact comment...Oh yeah. Every single one of badgers videos. Although you are not wrong, just make an original comment instead of copying some other one.

    • @juan969
      @juan969 Год назад +1

      @@serratedbread2300 Read my mind lol

    • @davee3573
      @davee3573 Год назад +13

      @@serratedbread2300 Didn't copy anyone bud just had the same thought

    • @landsquid9509
      @landsquid9509 Год назад +13

      no badger is the definition of quantity over quality because you cant watch this because more than five seconds causes oxygen starvation from laughing too much

    • @stealthkillah122
      @stealthkillah122 Год назад

      @@Destiny2MetaCrutcher why don't you do better ? Oh wait you can't you just a jealous cry baby 🤓

  • @HoloCatHead
    @HoloCatHead Месяц назад +3

    How I hope that one day EDF and Helldivers do a collab

  • @I-Stole-Your-Toast700
    @I-Stole-Your-Toast700 19 дней назад +1

    tbh the best part about this game is that legit just a highly advanced species and giant fucking insects teaming up to kill apes who since the dawn of their time has been trying to find the best way to make rocks super deadly and super fast

  • @theonewholives5414
    @theonewholives5414 Год назад +573

    The moment you see wing diver and realize what probably got the last video age restriction. And realize that there are already dozens of reaction videos with the original outfit that probably will have no consequences whatsoever and want to strangle the entire RUclips development and advertising teams with their own intestines.

    • @Operator_Mak
      @Operator_Mak Год назад +59

      RUclips will see something moderately sexual, and age restrict it. It's bullshit for RUclips to police others people's content to that degree, when it should just be up to parents for that stuff

    • @theonewholives5414
      @theonewholives5414 Год назад +1

      @@Operator_Mak I agree 100%, RUclips is for adults you want to talk about things being inappropriate how about you go on RUclips kids and see some of the most disturbing stuff on the internet. And that just shows you about how much RUclips actually cares about the kids that use their platform it's literally them just taking any excuse they can possibly think of to not have to pay people you think a subsidiary company of one of the biggest most successful companies on the planet wouldn't be run by a bunch of greedy dumbasses but you'd be wrong.

    • @muzanjackson5199
      @muzanjackson5199 Год назад

      Ye it’s really fucking dumb

    • @yuzengr2475
      @yuzengr2475 Год назад

      ruclips.net/video/HL-4fgeMrO8/видео.html

    • @imsmart_yetdumb9278
      @imsmart_yetdumb9278 Год назад +12

      @@Operator_Mak I'm pretty sure the other 3 commentors in this area are bots. As in the ones in between my comment and yours.

  • @thedude4840
    @thedude4840 Год назад +625

    He’a like a 3d animation max0r. Every joke lands and it’s magnificent to see put together.

    • @Charming_Cthulhu
      @Charming_Cthulhu Год назад +40

      I love that badger was in one of macors videos

    • @thedude4840
      @thedude4840 Год назад +47

      @@Charming_Cthulhu “you can not run from me!”

    • @memes9627
      @memes9627 Год назад +1

      @@Charming_Cthulhu which one

    • @LordDragox412
      @LordDragox412 Год назад +4

      @@memes9627 The one in which he was in that one video.

    • @thedude4840
      @thedude4840 Год назад +5

      @@memes9627 elden ring pt 2

  • @opyiscool
    @opyiscool 5 месяцев назад +2

    here in australia these are the baby spiders mate the adult spiders are 10x the size mate edit: yes we are not scared of them anymore due to the spider war

  • @kwartylion8134
    @kwartylion8134 3 месяца назад +4

    Do "heldivers 2"

  • @TimeBucks
    @TimeBucks Год назад +670

    he explains video games in a logical way

  • @kirbymaster7491
    @kirbymaster7491 Год назад +371

    The number of problems an Air Raider can solve with a properly-placed Spritefall is astounding

    • @watermelongaming3698
      @watermelongaming3698 7 месяцев назад +13

      True, even on the original EDF 4 (4.1 is a remaster), I could kill the giant wasp hive on Hard with just two Spritefall B's (brought a Railgun just in-case)

    • @seijuroakashi9178
      @seijuroakashi9178 7 месяцев назад

      @@watermelongaming3698Aye either of yall play 5 on ps4? im fown tho still fairly new

    • @owarida6241
      @owarida6241 7 месяцев назад +13

      "You have good taste, Air Raider"
      -spritefall waifu from EDF 5

    • @watermelongaming3698
      @watermelongaming3698 7 месяцев назад +2

      @@owarida6241 what

    • @christiankirby8092
      @christiankirby8092 7 месяцев назад +6

      @@watermelongaming3698there are wingdiver allies that compliment air raiders based on their weapon choise.

  • @michelvanderlinden8363
    @michelvanderlinden8363 9 месяцев назад +4

    I really wish there was a lets play of your group doing this because you guys sound hilarious

  • @PandaTheFunky216
    @PandaTheFunky216 10 месяцев назад +1

    Badger's squad are the only ones both brave and stupid enough to 4v1 God himself with however many weapons they can carry

  • @tj-dh9vm
    @tj-dh9vm Год назад +727

    Just the fact theres no background in the thumbnail and its just you, a spider, and explosion just sends waves of chaotic energy from you and the group, good job badger, 11/10, would watch for the 5th time gladly

    • @yuzengr2475
      @yuzengr2475 Год назад

      ruclips.net/video/HL-4fgeMrO8/видео.html

    • @z3kaiser
      @z3kaiser Год назад

      Would watch? More liek, already have watched.... more... than ... 5 times.... hehe

    • @tj-dh9vm
      @tj-dh9vm Год назад

      @@z3kaiser yeah since i wrote this comment i think I’m at 6 now, just shows that this video is a masterpiece

  • @gilrodrigues4373
    @gilrodrigues4373 Год назад +234

    "I saw them take Nebraska" has a special place in my heart

  • @Codewinner
    @Codewinner 3 дня назад

    Famous last words: "Wut da dog doin." (Proceeds to be blown into infinity by a bug straight out of my nightmares)

  • @ic0nic707
    @ic0nic707 День назад

    3:50
    "In case you're unfamiliar with the final boss of planet Earth known as America, we have a yearly allocation of money approved by our head mage and council of elders informally known as “Defense Department dimma-dollars.”

  • @strangerice4467
    @strangerice4467 Год назад +265

    16:45 can't get over the nervous "Yes" for The Rule of God's blast radius

    • @copunit12
      @copunit12 Год назад +1

      I mean the Gigantic Howitzer can also be a Yes for blast radius.

    • @nfg-iso
      @nfg-iso Год назад +1

      the thing sounds terrifying

    • @connertolman8024
      @connertolman8024 Год назад

      Legions minigun from Titanfall 2!

    • @Super_Citizen4927
      @Super_Citizen4927 28 дней назад

      @@connertolman8024YES!

  • @Raeinok
    @Raeinok Год назад +301

    Straps turrets to the helicopter blades. What kinda Ork WAAAAAGH engineering is this? Cause I support it. You just have to believe.

    • @barragethree5047
      @barragethree5047 Год назад +33

      SHOOTAZ ON DA DEFFCHOPPAZ SPINNY FINGZ?!
      SOUNDZ LOIKE GUD KRUMPIN
      WAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!

    • @KasaresStern
      @KasaresStern 10 месяцев назад +11

      It severely needs an "Ork engineering" mod to bring to life all that crazy sh*t only weirdboyz and meks can come up with.

  • @haden5523
    @haden5523 9 месяцев назад

    I enjoyed this video way more than I needed to. Looks fun as hell, and your review was gold

  • @user-fx1fl5oj2q
    @user-fx1fl5oj2q 6 месяцев назад +1

    we need a complete video of badger and friends going through the game

  • @callumjones9664
    @callumjones9664 Год назад +604

    The amount of Australian jokes that can be made in this game is astounding

    • @yuzengr2475
      @yuzengr2475 Год назад

      ruclips.net/video/HL-4fgeMrO8/видео.html

    • @assfuckerthejointpounder5834
      @assfuckerthejointpounder5834 Год назад +22

      There's a lot more lasers than I remember happening at recess, but other than that

    • @fuchsschnitzel3007
      @fuchsschnitzel3007 Год назад +7

      Welcome to Australia, I will be your guide for today :) Pls stay behind me and my team. Oh, and don't worry. These things are not even the deadliest.

    • @Yoko_Grim
      @Yoko_Grim Год назад +6

      We just need Badger to meet up with Rimmy Downunder now, to play this.

    • @CruelestChris
      @CruelestChris Год назад +9

      "Cor, look at all them medium-sized spoiders!"

  • @DaniMartVtbr
    @DaniMartVtbr 3 дня назад +1

    Putting on my SCP Foundation thinking cap here, but the entire invasion could have been defeated through industrial-application pheromones? Every single one of these enemies has a smell that either puts them to the graveyard, the queen, against each other, or to breed, at which point MOAB's are your landmines?

  • @douma2278
    @douma2278 11 месяцев назад

    3:12 "Oh, you beat all of our robots and lasers? Well i hope your ready to fight THE ENTIRE DRAGON POPULATION OF SKYRIM" i can somehow find that relate whenever playing Warcraft

  • @MikeSanders2000
    @MikeSanders2000 Год назад +185

    "What is the blast radius? Yes." never ceases to make me laugh

  • @Mr.Mosquito89
    @Mr.Mosquito89 Год назад +667

    Watching Badjur, and by extension his inordinately huge fanbase, discover how EDF "works" is a treat and a half.
    I'm a bit ashamed that he didn't mention the Air Raider's support 'team' providing the firepower, including the aircraft carrier Despine and the MVP, Attack Whale, canonically an oversized AC-130 with full-auto 120mm cannons, 150mm cannon, coastal missile volleys and theoretically, a fucking ICBM stapled to it.

    • @paxamericania5923
      @paxamericania5923 Год назад +48

      I know right? And despine is even more chad because its the last fucking naval surface ship standing it pi ked up everyone that retreated because of the dragons. Including whale, charon tactical bomber group, and miss epicneas herself porters. And prasumably the artillery group in a easy to air lift configuration mode now since they abandoned most of their equipment.
      Also despine is described as a floating fortress big enough to acomindate long range tactical bombs, ICBM missles aka the TEMPEST missiles which are as tall as a 11 story apartment building, has its own battleship sized guns, and probably took a genocise gun blast to the face and survived since it was pribably part of the Pacific fleet battle group that went to face off against the brain because command though it was sunk. Also dont forget that one chick in command headquarters of japanese branch that does that ocasionally speaks during missions or she speaks when air raider calls for the satellite blaster/spritefall/laguna blaster/rule of God. Litterally its a shame badger didnt mention the cast that supports air raider and rely on air raider to give them target information.

    • @KyleJordanGaming
      @KyleJordanGaming Год назад +22

      You had me at “full-auto 120mm”.

    • @paxamericania5923
      @paxamericania5923 Год назад +8

      @@KyleJordanGaming Yeah the support aircraft Whale has a 120mm cannon that can rapid fire out a salvo of 10 rounds in like 5 second if I remember correctly.

    • @Sahlokniir325
      @Sahlokniir325 Год назад +1

      Attack whale useless tho because to me it just doesn't hit like at all

    • @paxamericania5923
      @paxamericania5923 Год назад +5

      @@Sahlokniir325 its an area of affect attack. Its good against strong enamys or taking out a cluster of enemies.

  • @Randoinyourwalls423
    @Randoinyourwalls423 9 месяцев назад +1

    I liked the Jacket cameo when Badger said "Oh boy, I better grab my... Hammer."

  • @Dusktale7145
    @Dusktale7145 Месяц назад +1

    “There may be some civilian casualties but that’s a sacrifice I am willing to make” as he is blowing the enitire fucking North American continent.

  • @justacuriousgoose
    @justacuriousgoose Год назад +407

    I can't believe that there are no cockroach enemies
    Even God knew that would be a mistake

    • @CPUSublimeHeart
      @CPUSublimeHeart Год назад +25

      I mean EDF 5 has frogs with lasers, is that better?

    • @bubbles9065
      @bubbles9065 Год назад +6

      EDF IRON RAIN has like stink bugs or something. The most freaking annoying self destructing things ever

    • @Llangion
      @Llangion Год назад

      The Japanese have a thing about cockroaches, they don't like them so much that they'll even censor them like pornography.

    • @redwoolYT617
      @redwoolYT617 Год назад +3

      What if I told you there are cockroaches

    • @palpadur1112
      @palpadur1112 Год назад +1

      what if humans *are* the cockroaches? and the aliens are basically pest control?