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Bro badger turned himself into a spartan. Funniest shit I’ve ever seen.
Helps me forget the ending
Depressing times
Who cares I'm better
Your pfp
Is ultimate pog
Overdue for seeing that.
I kid you not spartan
Fun Fact: Canonically, the final mission was actually countless hours long, and involved 6 taking on an entire Covenant army, including wraiths and air support, and only succumbing after being mortally injured by a barrage of plasma fire and overwhelmed by Ultra and Zealot class elites, and even managed to kill four of them on the way out. He is only one of 2 Spartans to ever reach the "Hyper Lethal" Classification for a UNSC Spartan, the other being Master Chief (obviously). 6 Was a goddamn force of nature.
Doomguy salutes This Legend from the Pits of Hell, he will be remember as a Sentinel Warrior for eternity
And yet my force of nature was dressed like a goddamn idiot lmao. But that is actually super cool.
I don't remember that...
@@novared7 Noble 6:*shotguns a monster* “IT’S MY ASS KICKING OUTFIT BITCH!”
Lol
"A game so old it was actually designed to be fun."
The fact that that sentence is as true as it is
yes
😩
If you only play AAA fps games
wow and here i was wondering why halo reach is so much more fun than halo 4/5
@@atpsoldat2366 I mean 343 is in it for the money bungie actually just wanted to make good games that’s why like the recent halo games have been mid
Fun fact, Jorge is actually from the spartan 2 program like master chief, which is why he's an absolute unit compared to the rest of the spartan 3s
It's unfortunate how many people overlook or forget that.
Which is part of why people got mad about 5 and the fight against the spartan 4s it literally should have been blue team picking em apart with little resistance
The argument that chief is old is a bit bullshit considering that he’s at this point an ascended human
@@crazyperson4145 ya blue team had basically every accolade possible, while Osiris was more of an intelligence squad, Buck and Locke were the only lauded vets. I think two of Blue team could pretty handily 10/10 times beat Osirus
Unit
12:34 I love that badger didn’t know that you weren’t supposed to jump there. The path goes down further to a point where you can slide down the wall harmlessly and you can kill the elite.
I had to do a double take cause I thought you were me
😆
Late to the party and sorry to ruin it, but at the time of the video's release there was a challenge in MCC where landing an assassination on an Elite from an otherwise lethal height would unlock a special helmet. This is a direct reference to an achievement in OG Halo Reach called "If They Came to Hear Me Beg" with the same action. Assassinating this particular Elite is the fastest way to grind it since the level start checkpoint is right there, but theoretically you could do this on other levels.
Before you ask, no the achievement in OG Reach didn't reward you with anything except 25 GamerScore.
What.
"A game so old it was designed to be fun"
This made me feel nostalgic
Sad titanfall noises
*Titanfall community going insane be like*
@@kaveirinha5711 i mean for good reason because there are like 2 people working on both titanfall one and two, thanks respawn, very cool. But props to those two people lmao
According to iniquity games a titanfall streamer, it is playable again. Thank the lords
Tf2 and tf2 are also great
"A game so old it was actually designed to be fun"
Felt.
lmfao
“So let’s just take R6: Extraction…and do NONE of that”
@@WorldWeave *H A L O : R E A C H*
24:15 how about some lemon to sweeten the deal?
I swear, I’m a fucking gen z’er, and have more fun with cargo, halo, than shit like war zone
True Halo campaign experience: constantly killing each other, trying stupid shit (sometimes with vehicles), someone who doesn’t contribute, and still having a fuckton of fun
I agree with ya, I love doing stupid shit with my little bro
Never finished the campaign because I liked the characters too much to let them die.
Shoutout to Woolie and V dedicating an episode to jamming an AA Warthog in an elevator, If it worked out they would've shown the Covvie fucks what's good
@@sphealingit222 It was even better when it exploded in the elevator and broke the map.
@@sphealingit222 god that is similar to one of my best memories, a friend and I jammed one of the forklifts all the way up to the phantom fight
Jorge is just a Spartan II.
Imagine all the Spartan II's eating round-meals to themselves. That's what Jorge is, a unit of many eating round-meals single-handedly.
Just crunching it like an apple, wrapper and all.
“Badger, mind telling me what you’re doing in that Reach server?”
“Sir, armor loc-“ (gets punched into explosive demise)
"Sir, groom-"
@@der_saftmon "You almost made me spit my gamer supps onto my monitor."
@@reddracen2193 I do wonder what he was doing on that Discord server.
Sorry dude I’m afraid your posting cringe
* *ARMORLOCKS* *
It's even funnier when you realize that Jorge actually could have crossed up Cheif in the lore, since the were both Spartan-IIs, meaning they actually knew each other.
Garunteed they knew each other. Besides Grey (and maybe black) teams, Chief was the over all leader of the spartans. That's only 30~ people. He knew them all by name.
Yessss
He even made a cameo in the movie (canon to the lore) “the fall of reach” by saying “my name isn’t hor hay, it’s Jorge!” To his supervisor
He said it would "Do numbers on your brain cells" But jokes on you, I got none' left, played roblox a cuple of days, you'll undersand, if you know what im talkin' about
@@mirandalockey7334 “Shut up, Horhe!”
Something i just noticed is that Badger's model keeps his right arm blown up for the rest of the video after the grenade detonates in it, pretty neat
After his source Spartan gets hit in the visor with a can, it stays cracked for the rest of the video too.
Honestly seeing badger’s discord violently explode with activity is the easiest way to know if there’s a new video.
Or just get some notifications on.?
"Several people are typing" in Badger's Discord is a dangerous thing to see.
@ahah I'm in danger😃 cuz you are bad
@ahah I'm in danger😃 I did
I mean there will be a left 4 dead video soon i think
"YOU CAN'T HAVE SHIT ON REACH!!"
-Jello, unknowingly explaining the entire plot of halo reach in less than 5 seconds
Sounds like Detroit
@@saipantribute670 explain why
@@stylishniggachannel4763 You can't have shit in Detroit.
@@stylishniggachannel4763 can’t have shit in detroit
@@Rocco049 fair
"Why is Jorge so big?"
He's an S-II. Fucker is in a whole separate leaderboard.
Spartan 2s are like a 1987 Peterbilt 379 and every new spartan since has been like a 1999 Dodge Stratus ES.
Mans is even taller than chief
@@oliverhasselbalch832 well I guess that was somewhat had to do with family genetics
Bros massive for a Spartan II as well lol. Think he’s the second tallest Spartan. Master chief and Nobel 6 are the same height
@@jacobm8242 master chief is a inch taller without armor then noble 6
So a fun factsfor Badger, Jorge is actually a Spartan-II which is the same class as the Master Chief who he trained with, while the rest of Noble team is Spartan-IIIs and funnily enough, even though he looks gigantic, he’s not the tallest Spartan that would be Kurt who is also a Spartan-II at over 8 feet tall.
The second fun fact is that Spartan-IIIs like the Majority of Noble team were actually created to be suicide squads and normally were given cheaper armor but some teams were given Mjolnir like what you see them wear in the games, but that was reserved for the more effective teams and Noble was so effective that they survived all deployments until Reach where Thom (the first Noble 6) died during a battle depicted in the Trailer, then during the events of Reach all of Noble except Jun died as intended.
Third is that Jun who escaped Reach later retired and instead became a recruiter and instructor to the later Spartan-IVs from the best within the UNSC military.
Damn Kurt is 8 feet tall?
Bro rivals the astartes in height.
@@The_emporer_of_man yeah, dude is a giant
He still got nothing on tuberose of the red wake.
@@The_emporer_of_manI mean, for 37500 years of technilogical gap, Kurt's height isn't half bad compared to the Astartes and even Tyberus the red wake.
Yeah...
But Jorge is W I D E and T
A
L
L
Fun fact: Jorge is a Spartan II, same as the Master Chief making him part of the tallest generation of Spartans. He stands at 7’4” , making him four inches taller than the Master Chief. He is also the heaviest member of Noble Team, weighing *320 POUNDS.*
Thicc
@@jahvonramirez7687 he dummy thicc
It’s funny that Chief is 1 inch shorter than Shaq
@@kevoelevo88 it really is
b e e g b o i
Actually, Reach came out during that glorious period when Bungie was granting eternal permission to use their music, so you can use whatever you like.
Ehhhh dont be so sure with 343 taking over and that teachnically being MCC version that may no longer apply
@@le_floofy_sniper_ducko the only halo with copyright claim issues is 4
@@ENDfilms44 i wouldnt take any statement on in game sounds nor music at face value and it also depends if its twitch or youtube because one will claim one thing and the other wont and the other way around
@@ENDfilms44 you're right Halo 4 has the only music that gets copyright claims generally
"Okay, we need to make a good game... So let's take fornite.. and do NONE of that. Boom, halo reach."
Fun fact - Jorge is the same class of Spartan as Master Chief (Spartan II), so it's entirely possible that Jorge dunked on Chief during training, I mean, Chief was a fucking powerhouse in the lore, but still, marginal possibility is still possibility.
So Jorge was an orphan..? Shit man that must be one tall orphan
@@meme.dream._sauce408 no the spartan 2s were the kids that were abducted spartan 3s like noble 6 were the orphans
Still a million times more possible than Spartan Locke
It's quite likely in fact. Chief was an all-rounder, a level headed leader, but the main thing he had going for him was straight luck. Most other Spartans had something they were better than the Chief at, especially the ones very specialised towards certain aspects of combat.
Actually compared to the rest of the candidates chief was kinda average he was just a great leader with alot of luck
9:49 I love how badger just turns around to look how he got hit into a tenth of the stratosphere
"a game so old it was actually designed to have fun" = words that make me proud to be an og Halo fanboy
The good ole times
The better years.
1:03 Badger gets hit in the face and now has a permanent crack on his helmet
8:43 Badger’s arm gets blown off and has a new mechanical one for the rest of the vid
*The effort put into this 27 minute shitpost is so great*
Oh my, I didn't even notice that...
This comment needs more likes
@@chapinsaurio9856 agreed
27 minute shitpost is accurate. He’d probably agree wholeheartedly, too.
Seirra 117!
The covenant's reasoning for glassing Reach
"I don't like them"
"The colony is right there"
"it was convient at the time and now we are in too deep to stop so might as well"
I thought they did it because that was the only strategy the Covenant could come up with that could reasonably kill Noble 6
Accurate though
Also:
"There's no evidence of our crimes if we torch the planet down to bedrock."
“We did it because it solved the unemployment problem.”
I just realized Badger's spartan's suit stays damaged for the rest of the video after it gets damaged. Hats off, Dear Slavic Mustelidae.
"Slavic Mustelidae" made me laugh so hard
Ya know how Jorge tosses you out of the ship? Well he had his helmet off, which means his armour wasn't doing the movements in tandom with his nerves. Basically meaning that he was carrying the *collective weight* of *his* suit, you, and your suit *while only being mildly encumbered!*
Keep in mind Mjolnir armour is VERY heavy.
titanium
very heavy, use to crush the toes of the misbehaving child
Spartan IIs man...
mans could yeet all of the fucking US into another DIMENSION
Bruh mjolnir weighs 2 tons in total Jorge is over here casually holding up a fucking Ford F-150
In the books, I believe they said something about how when they put on the Mjolnir Mk II, it felt like nothing to the spartans
I won't lie, Halo: Reach holds a special place in my heart and it will eternally be my favourite Halo game... The Forge days were something else with some amazing and really creative gamemodes...
oh yeah
My friends made a forge map with a secret base halo reach and three cant be topped in my opinion
Hell yeah
I miss the og days
I was better at Reach's forge when I was dumber (younger) than I am now, in which I struggle to not make new angles for buildings
"This is a good part right, nobody dies?"
I felt that.
Kat probably didn’t
@@astrocolton6448 calm down, he's already dead!
@@astrocolton6448 that Jackal probably posted that shot on the Covenant equivalent of the internet as part of a trickshot montage
@@fabricator-generalbob1342 It was an elite that killed her I think.
@@astrocolton6448 Wasn't Kat the blue one?
"I don't want uppies" is so funny one of the funniest lines I've heard
I do like how Grouse is consistently represented by literally any humanoid with a Dallas mask
Grouse just *is* Dallas at this point.
I shouldn't, but fuck it. Grallas.
@@Randoinyourwalls423 FUCKING WHAT NOW???? GRALLAS????
@@Randoinyourwalls423 😂😂🤣🤣 that's a crime
@@HarveySharpe236 i love how a 2 year old video about a game thats 16 years old is still getting new comments to this day
I genuinely want a Russian Badger: Talk-S**t-And-Get-Hit compilation because I’d be choking on my own laughter from just how consistent he is with getting cocky before getting put down Byakuya VS Renji style…
"Yeeaaah!!! ARMOR LOCK. BITCH!!"
*GETS INSTANTLY BLASTED*
btw i was just rewatching Bleach earlier w/ my bro, remembering those good ole' times
yes id love to see that as well lol
Renji is the definition of talk sh!t get hit throughout the whole series
@@its.jackson6621 Oh my god! Yes! Dude’s best wins are in the Goddamn Bount Arc LoL!
The more I look at Russianbadger IRL the more I'm convinced he'd be the perfect green goblin in the Spiderman movies
I hate how much I agree with this.
Your too late Spider-Man, I’ve already sent 18 shitposts in general!
@@placeholder6343 I hate how in character this is for both of them
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo why why why why i hate you now
What have I started with that first comment good lord.
Thank you for the Arby 'n' the Chief reference. The show ended this year, and im glad to have been part of the journey.
Thank you so much.
What do you mean "ended this year"? Was it still somehow going??
"Halo Reach, a game so old, it was actually designed to be fun"
god that is so true it hurts.
Feelz bad mang
I felt that on a personal level
Considering game & watch also made like that, damn that really hurt
Jesus Christ Badger, your mocap suit animating is getting out of hand…… I freaking love it
his evolution in animations has grown so much he is literally *ASCENDED*
0:37 - 0:38 Seeing Dalas' mask on top of Spartan armor is one of the most blursed images I have ever seen.
Dallas is Grouse's icon now lol
right next to “woman respecter killed you”
6:42 its the ball getting logged in the wall that just tips it for me 🤣🤣
"A game so old it was designed to be fun"
Idk whether to laugh or cry at that, it's so true.
No you laugh _AND_ cry because it's *true.*
both.
Sorry but 2000s fps game were not designed to be fun, there's a reason we called it the dark ages of gaming.
@@merasmurry1460It's not a dark age. You don't like Reach? Great! Next game? They're all their own thing, and if you're thia salty, go back to the brine pool, or give some real examples of what you dislike, please.
@@VarangianGuard13 Look I'm sorry but halo is what ruined fps games, every game wanted to do the 2 weapon limit because of halo, everyone wanted to do the shitty turret section because of halo, everyone wanted the melee to an instant kill because of halo.
This of course lead to every fps game at the time trying to copy what halo did which lead to shit like call of duty and battlefield games that are fine, but are bland and repetitive.
Plus back in the mid 2000s to mid 2010s was when the PS3 was made and ended up being such a hassle to develop game for that many game studios ended up shutting down.
Plus the xbox 360 also came out around that time, and the xbox 360 was of course poorly designed to the point where it would overheat and brick itself. This is what is know as the "Red Ring Of Death".
Anyways those are just the main issues I have with halo and the games that came out around mid 2000s to mid 2010s.
If you would like more examples let me know I will provide.
Fun fact: if you stare at Jorge, I think, he says "your file spoke of this" which means that it's cannon that noble six/you stare at people blankly at random
That's Carter that says that
@@juicedrinkingknight8207 thanks for reminding me, I wasn't sure if it was jorge or Carter who says it, but I know it happens
@@NathanDaNeko not to be a nitpicky nerd but the specific line is "this qualifies as lone wolf stuff, six.", a reference to the intro cutscene where he says "leave that lone wolf stuff behind. we're a team." (edit: its carter who says it)
@@donk6790 That's a cut scene bro. Not gameplay
@@ryandrost9589 bro he quoted a line that REFERENCES the line from the intro cutscene, should probably read a little bit closer next time
The only sad thing about Badger's mocap suit is Heavenly is no longer a cacodemon.
Also Kane lives in death?
@@c00lgal07 what
doom meatball
@@ju2tunknown exactly)
@@c00lgal07 Indeed, hail Kane.
i just realized 9:16 is actually a bug produced by lights in sfm, the fact that badger made it seem part of the video is very interesting!
Badger: "The Campaign's story is intentionally misleading and just flat out vague..."
Me: Seems about right.
Are posting your reaction today?
Bungie were sooo jaded and kinda jealous of Eric Nylunds written novel " The Fall of Reach " even they helped him with the source material!
Sup Renegades?
Yea this was back when they also wanted you to READ the books and lore and shit, when games still had that
Don’t bring my dang memories back pls
me and my brother recently went to an arcade and one of the prizes for having a certain amount of tickets was a tiny Halo figure. one of the choices was Jorge. so we gambled a ton of money to get the tickets to get Jorge in our grabby little hands because of this one video. literally the entire time we were quoting "what tha jorge doin". I appreciate it, Badger. stay ballin.
Yeah badger is awesome
Wholesome
how tall is da jorge doe ?
@@OffdutyMtf, 7 feet 4 inches
Blessed comment
Fast Facts: Jorge is actually the only Spartan II in Noble Team, the rest are Spartan IIIs.
Which is why he's so much bigger (jorge is the tallest spartan 2 but still)
Actually, Kurt is the tallest.
@@regularasiandude17 still, jorge is taller than the average spartan 2, the average spartan 2 is just slightly taller than master chief if i remember correctly, either that or equal in size to chief.
@@PeachDragon_ So you're saying that, among his peers, Chief is a shortstack.
Oh wow Palmer thinking he'd be taller makes sense now.
@@PeachDragon_ nope Master Chief is slightly above average at 7'2 and Jorge is 7'4 while the tallest spartan is Kurt which is 8'2, don't know where you got that Master Chief is short that's just not true
23:40 the ultimate lifeform: the running riot RussianBadger in da Wraif
“So this is a good cutscene, right? Nobody dies?” He says, as Kat’s head explodes and her corpse slams into the pavement.
Pisses me off how she could've survived that.
@Videoms ...ARMOUR LOCK ARMOUR LOCK ARMOUR LOCK
"spartans never die, they're just missing in action"
me: (coughs in reach)
@@DefinitelyNotAnOsprey she could not. the massive radiation flare from the glassing disabled their shields. they most likely couldn't put them back up until they made it to the radiation bunker
Badger is reaching levels of quality and nostalgia that should not be mathematically possible.
I hope this video hits Halo fans as much as the FONV video hit me.
What is math if not trying to make the impossible possible
Not scientifically possible!!!!
1 gold star to each person that knows this meme.
It be doing numbers (get it, math)
@@DamienDarksideBlog I’m a halo fan and this is one of the funniest videos I’ve ever watched, it’s hilarious and it’s so good, this man earned a new sub and like
"a game so old it was actually designed to be fun"
damn he's right.
If it was made in 2015 or prior it was made to be fun. Yes I still include Halo 5 because Multiplayer was the one thing that kept the game alive and I had fun with that
Wost part is it's pretty damn real
Yea I killed him too
I love halo but I miss Jorge
@@ryanedgecomb1832
RIP Jorge
Bro badger is the only person I actually watch the sponsorships for.
This man makes literally ANYTHING entertaining
this entire video is a fever dream and I love it
Nice pfp
hey kade
Didn’t think I’d see you here
Same
Racist.
*"Mind telling us what are you doing, Badger?"*
*_"Sir, trashtalking while armor lockin-"_*
**BOOM**
Yo everywhere I go
I see you in the comment section
wtf
The tire iron in fallout is the same as the wooden sword in Skyrim. I once enchanted a wooden sword with soul steal and stamina damage, named it morning wood and the proceeded to kill the boss of the main story with it and steal his soul.
Perfection
If it was any other game I would question it
But since it was Skyrim it checks out
I’d believe it but you can’t take Alduins soul as he is a dragon and soul steal doesn’t work on dragons and Alduin doesn’t get his soul stolen anyway.
I'd believe it. With fortify restoration loops, forced armor glitch, and so many more. Skyrim is such a broken game, it's wrapped back around to being good.
I mean wooden sword is good, but have you ever enchanted a fork and knife with chaos damage and fiery soul trap and called yourself an eccentric gourmet cannibal?
11:23 "From the screen to the ring to the pen to the king" *jumps off*
“I can’t take this anymore”
*Yeets self out of helicopter*
Me when dream stans
amoung us
i would like to point out when he jumped out badger got an achievement
@@High_Peak achievement unlocked: kill a stan
"it's ok, I'll hop out da whip"
*Halo moment*
The Arby N' The Chief reference just de-aged me 12 years.
Yea dude !
He's been doing arby n the chief references for a long time.
lolololololololololololololol
that reference made me rollback to 2009
Didn't de-age me at all cuz I just watched the latest episode that was put out a few days ago.
Fun fact: Jorge is only 7’4” out of armor, his armor makes him 8’ tall.
I like that halo has made it possible for you to say the words "is only 7'4" in that order in a sentence together and have no one look at you funny.
I believe there is one Spartan 2 taller than Jorge, but I don't remember if that's true
@@sirfluffybunnyvii6329 I can't find any taller than Jorge, but there are two at the same height. Kurt and Sam both come in at roughly 8ft.
ONLY
@@sirfluffybunnyvii6329 It's Kurt-051 clocking in at 8'2" (that was in SPI armor though I think so more like 8').
I love how Heavenly is perpetually Dallas from Payday 2. He gave a basic spartan Dallas’ mask and it’s great
The fact that he MADE an Arby n' The Chief reference means that those years of watching it after school weren't a fever dream and I appreciate that 🤣
When-
Timestamp plz
TIME STAMP NOW
25:33 here ya guys go
@@captainskychaser9536 damn this is doing numbers 😂 tyyy
It’s pretty clear, that when a game is over a decade old, and still has pretty much full MP servers, you know it’s a massive success.
More like every Halo title released since Reach has been of…debatable quality
@@spaceemperorspar4791 sadge
@@milesmccollough5507 badge
@Jason Hanlan my thoughts exactly.
Not really, the fact that it got rereleased and is the 2nd newest halo game on PC, not because it's good. Reach is dogshit
“Objection! Badger fucken ballin!”
Gets me every time.
BADGER FUCKIN BALLIN
6:55 legit every time
It's just perfect.
Your profile pic is dope i'm gonna use it
lul
I came back to this video because I remembered "We about to have 16 gamers in the campaign" When I realized you could probably create a similar experience to that in Halo Infinite's forge.
Jorge is significantly larger than the other Spartans in Noble because he’s a Spartan-II and the others are Spartan-IIIs. He’s quite a bit older and significantly more heavily augmented.
He's larger than most of the IIs, too.
Came here to say this.
@@NaruSanavai Jorge is a fucken BIG boi.
Soooo…… your saying he’s an aBsoLuTe
UUUUUNNNIITTTTTT
@@NaruSanavai yes but some of the 2's make him look like a 3 hes bigger than most but some are just stupid big.
Honestly, I’m super impressed with how much effort that must’ve went into making this video. It seems like nobody tries that hard on RUclips anymore, this was super refreshing and you had my attention pretty much the whole way though. Keep it up bud, you earned my sub!
Yeah and there actually funny
He finally found the only not try to laugh that is completely impossible.
Great effort but also a shitpost of shitposts
I love how their reaction to Bajur wetting the bed wasn't "Haha, bruh you were 14 and still pissing yourself?" And was just more confusion he brought it up at all. Those are some good friends right there
Wholesome bajdur moment
Well whenever the average day experience is shooting yoshi with friends, is it really a suprise
Let’s be honest, all that means is that Badger was just keeping himself incredibly hydrated. Stay hydrated homies.
6:55 Chat...
Badger will never be ballin.
*OBJECTION!*
*BADGER F___EN BALLIN!*
"I'm listening to that new Dream song, bro."
_A few seconds later_
*Jumps out of the falcon*
It's safe to say he couldn't handle listening to that song
I'm only liking this post cause it's the legend himself.
Your here too..... I'm scared
It’s because Dream didn’t take his normal pills
Fr
"can you throw him out?"
man just voluntarily decides to throw himself out of the airship lol
" Mamster Chiemf on a bottle "
Said by a Spartan after killing all his teammates
they put the mamsnrhbr chehfde in the soder, funnyest shidd I’ve ever sgedf
Can someone put a time stamp for that?
@@ravendefinitelyover188 it's starting on 1:43 I think
Where'd you get the overflow cousin with a christmas hat from?
@@Budokaienjoyer I made it XD
badgers tiktok: HALO VID COMING SOON
me 2 months later:
*"soon" in the English lexicon only has one specified definition, one of which that should never be messed with.*
Soon as in within the year hopefully
21:50 I believe the technical term is "accuracy by volume". it doesn't matter if you could pinpoint snipe down opfor, if you rain enough lead downrange somethings getting blasted.
Our group has calles ourselves the 51st armoured forklift division for a reason. Remember reach
Please tell me everyone in the group is forklift certified
@@aDESTROYER_50 Perhaps.
WAIT I REMEMBER YOU THEN, WHAT THE FUCK YO
@@aDESTROYER_50 not legally, but yes
Cringe
“Ive been flashbanged by words” is a great way to describe badgers content
Yes.
Can we take a moment to appreciate that badger (or the one who does the edits. new to this channel) took the time to put in the sound of the Spartans armor hitting the roof while doing push ups.
Neattio fact about Badge is that he does all his own editing, scripting, and all that jazz. He's a freaking sociopath-of-a-perfectionist I guess but he also likes knowing exactly what he's giving us. Hope you're liking his content!
@@galibrim hard not to!
@@galibrim gotta love his content. Been watching for years it's just such a bummer that due to how good they are they take forever to produce. I wish his upload schedule could be a little tighter just to see more of him around though I understand he wouldn't want to dip quality even a little. I've watched this video 6 or so times since it came out. Very hard to fault batcher for being results driven while making instant classics and getting millions of views. Just takes a lot of his time, I'd imagine 60-80 hours as a total guess with getting the footage, audio, edit, and motion capture.
@@roadblock0210 he has mentioned that he prefers quality over quantity and hey, it makes the videos that much better, to know that what you're watching isn't half assed
I like how this man single handedly made halo relevant again
"A game so old it's designed to be fun" is the most upsettingly true thing all year.
I HATE how accurate that statement is.
@@MrSpartan993 mostly accurate for triple-A annlual next gen video games whith microtransactions, battle passes and season passes, but yeah, i hate it too.
Splitgate pretty fun ngl
I mean there are still games designed to be fun, it’s just that almost none of them are first person shooters. At least infinite and splitgate are promising
That arby n the chief at the end actually fucking hit me harder than the rest of this whole video. Like damn that really got me crying right now missing the old day of coming home from school, hopping on halo 3, playing whatever game mode, get a random invite from a recent player to play custom game and then pass out watching the newest arby n the chief on my first gen Iphone
it made my hairs stand up and I felt so nostalgic!
Support the original creator! He still makes wonderful content. JON cjg or Jon Graham.
I brought back so many memories of when I was a cringey little shit just learning the internet.
So for context on Jorge, he and Master Chief were trained together. The entire rest of Noble team was pulled from the following generation of Spartans with cheaper armor, training, and augmentations. “Disposable heroes” as they’re called in the books.
So Spartans 1s didn’t do well but Spartan 3s did shit as well making Spartan 2s peak? If I understand correctly or are Spartan 1 and 2s prime?
And then noble 6 is just out here stackin bodies.
@@sketchyinfinity6091 Spartan III's were good, they were just given a weaker armor and i believe some of the armor issued to them didn't even have energy shields, they were way more expendable because the candidate pool was huge compared to that of Spartan II's, they were disposable Spartans, so yes Spartan II's are peak
Noble were some of the few SIIIs outfitted with proper Mjolnir at the time. Most SIIIs wore SPI armor, weaker than Mjolnir, but had cloaking.
@@sketchyinfinity6091 Spartan 2s are the peak in Spartan technology. The first Spartans were apart of what was called the Orion project which essentially kickstsrted the whole thing. Also fun fact: Sergeant Avery Johnson was one such participant in Project Orion, so there's another reason why he's so badass
I actually still own a perfect condition copy of Halo reach for xbox and that game was more fun than half the games out there even if I was playing with only one other person.
I miss the day when games were made with "fun" as a key component
Same. Nowadays, they're too focused on making a product to make money rather than an experience to entertain the players
Nowadays they’re all about making money
That's kind of why I've been thinking about going the hipster route, but then you see the prices of some of the really good old games and it gets kind of terrifying.
Upside being, apart from nintendo, a number of those -good- more successful old games usually find re-releases on newer hardware, like Reach, for instance.
Yeah…. Except indua games. They make it to be fun
Same recent releases are like your supposed to have fun here’s me not giving a fuck
The fact that you named your flavor “Guacamole gamer fart 9000” is legendary
The fact that G supps even allow it is even moreso lol
@@yuji165 Clearly, that company understands their target market.
I drank so much that my blood type turned into Gammersupps.
"His name his "JORGE" chat? There's no way his name is Jorge." "YES THAT IS JORGE YES THAT IS JORGE YES THAT IS JORGE YES THAT IS JORGE YES THAT IS JORGE."
It took me until like 16 minutes to think of think of the rabbits George
Thank you for making my childhood so amazing, and have a great day, badger
25:34 Honestly, that was such an unexpected meme and I’m so glad you included it. I LOVE Arby N Chief so much.
The soi soi soi soi fucking killed me the first time I watched it
I hadn’t even thought about Arby N Chief since like 2012 until this video, such a freaking throwback
Its back. Jon still makes them
Good times
My favorite thing about Reach is that all of the shortcomings that people hate about it are explained away in the lore. Weapon bloom happens because you are basically the Aldi brand Spartan, made on the cheap and not as effective as the Spartan II’s. The UNSC vehicles are flawed. That’s because Reach is a military experimental facility and a good portion of the stuff laying around is unfinished prototypes. It’s brilliant.
This is actually brilliant
“The goddamn UNSC took all my Spartan II’s, all we have are these shitty Kirkland brand Spartans!”
“plz don’t make me shoot too much it make my arms hurrrt”
Kat dies from a single headshot because the radiation from the glassing disabled their shields and she struggles form a lack of situational awareness.
I am pretty sure most of the vehicles we were using were not "experimental" by any means. Also the weapon bloom? It has no excuse at all tbh.
Those Spartan 3s were wearing mark 5 Mjolnir NOT the cheap ass SPI armor. So the bloom is nothing more than a meaningless gameplay feature.
"Your basically the Aldi brand spartan"
“Dey put the mamstur chief in the solder” - Ghandi probably
Dae put deh masjtrer schneef ign de shodehr
@@maxcohen62 qwite wacky innit
1:46 referenced in Brandon Herrera's cybertruck video? Greatest collab ever
As a long-time halo reach fan, this video hits deeper than an energy sword through my sternum.
Who cares I'm better
Elites, then?
That or a gravity hammer smacking me square in the head.
This shit hits harder than new Alexandria
@@TheDevPodcast did you really just say who cares?
His sponsor segment really gives me “Sega do what Ninten-don’t” vibes
Prolly what makes it a fun ad. It's been ages since I've seen brands square up like that, and I'm all for it
SEGA and Jack in the Box were the best.
You mean sega being shitty and cheap?
@@thepizzazebra1733 Well I mean it's not like Nintendo is doing any better.
@@bulldozer6781 true that. Still the fact is no one should hold sega or Nintendo in high regard
"A game so old it was designed to be fun"
Damn I felt that one
To be fair, there really isn't much of a "meta" strategy in reach anyway. The main strat is just to aim for the head and hope you land more shots than they do. Or if you die, hope your ragdoll is funny.
Always. Always go for the funny ragdoll
There is the little game where you gotta figure out whether it's better to finish the other guy off by a melee or does he seem good enough making that a risky idea so that you gotta act like you're gonna melee and close up but back at the last nano-second and score a headshot while he tries a melee
Thats pretty much it.
When Jorge picks you up with one arm I just kinda cocked my head like "if you can lift half a ton with one arm and like no effort then I think I'm the one who should be sacrificing myself, Jorge could just like throw a wraith into orbit like goddamn".
True that
Jorge knew it was time to go, fuck staying here.
Elite: *dies*
Grunt holding two plasma grenades: now this looks like a job for me
Still after 2 years so much more fun to watch then over 90% of Videos on here. 10/10 Russianbadger just makes this videos a comedy Expereience searching for its own.
6:34 for anyone actually curious, jorge is such a unit because he's a spartan II, the rest of noble team are spartan III's
so the lower the number the bigger the spartan? is a spartan I just godzilla in a space suit?
@@louthinator Eh, not quite. Spartan I's were proto spartans, as in they had fewer modifications, less armor, etc. They were basically an experiment. Spartan II's were absolute units. They were kidnapped at a young age and selected for genetic superiority. Better modifications, better suits, better everything. Spartan III's were basically meant to be disposable heroes made for the human-covenant war. Still good when it comes to modifications, but they were made up of war orphans and conscripts, and their armor sucked. The only exceptions were Spartan III's that performed incredibly well. These were put into special squads and given Mjolnir armor. Spartan IV's absolutely suck compared to everything before them.
That's actually a common misconception. Master Chief is pretty much the same size as noble six, So Jorge is just naturally beefy
@@kremlin1900 noble six is 6ft 9, master chief is 7ft 2 and jorge is 7ft 4. master chief is closer to jorge's height than noble six's
@Frithiof Mårtensson 9a Confirmed, actually.
That motion capture suit is amazing, I think we can all agree that badger is a god for buying a 20,000 dollar mocap suit just to shit post.
Has he ever released a video on it? That’s insane that he bought one. I thought people were just joking
@Angel Argueta he paid 30.000 dollars. To mocap a skirmisher holding a uno reverse card. For a shit post.
This man is a legend.
Quick lore about Jorge. He is a SPARTAN-II like Master Chief. During his first day of training, a trainer mispronounced his name by calling him by the Spanish pronunciation. Jorge quickly corrected the trainer only to be shocked and reprimanded for "back talking".
Who the hell was his trainer?! master chief? Jorge is big as fuck I'd be too scared to even talk to him.
@@curtismcpsycho8212as a child no less. The Spartans are child soldiers.
@@curtismcpsycho8212 Mendez, i think?
He was the trainer of all the spartan-IIs, including Chief.
@@xdarin_ dude must've been a Spartan 1 if he trained chief and jorge.
@@curtismcpsycho8212 i may be wrong
6:35 The funniest thing is that Jorge is only 2 inches taller than Chief.
Also, the reason they’re both that tall is because they’re Spartan 2’s, while the rest of Noble team are Spartan 3’s.
Imagine buying his Gamer Supp at a store, "Hello I'm here to buy your stock of Guacamole Gamer Fart 9000"
The mall wart employee would commit Lego step
@@satan1841 ruclips.net/video/kg-iVWFaaPs/видео.html
@@J0hnHenrySNEEDen it hurts to see how unfunny this is
lol what the fuck XD
I think the reason Jorge was so big is because he’s a Spartan II, like Master Chief. The other ones are Spartan III’s, they have less augmentations compared to the II’s but there’s more of them.
Correct
Came here to say this, ty
Because Spartan IIIs are sent on suicide missions, initially. They were designed to be cheaper and more expendable. Didn't have shielding in the books, either. Just camo cloaks.
Meanwhile Spartan IIs and their armor are expensive as shit. I think in 2 it's mentioned that the Mjolnir armor costs as much as a destroyer class ship?
I also think but I’m not entirely sure that it was mentioned in like background lore that Jorge was also bigger then most Spartan ll’s. Like he was just a big dude lol
@@celas1959 Yep: a Spartan II costs as much as a battleship. That being said I think the lore of Noble team and other Spartan III's explains how some exceptional members were pulled off of their suicide missions to perform special tasks and were given Mjolnir armor.
Almost two years later and this pops back up in my recommended. Great vid. Casual reminder that, canonically, both the Chief and Noble 6 could dunk on Jorge, as they are/were the only two Spartans ever designated as "Hyper Lethal Vectors"
This is wrong because I say so for the funni
Yes but Jorge held the rare title of Hyper Loco Baller.
Not commonly known.
Yeah but 6 is visibly shorter than Jorge, likely due to being a 3 and thus younger, possibly not even being an adult yet.
Correction emile is also one the spartans have a tradition of marking their visor after a kill
cORRECTION FOR WHAT? @@angyeen1936
They're putting the Master Chief back in the soda for real on November 6, my birthday no less
naturally instantly quoted this
Jorge is so chonky because he's a Spartan-II, like Chief. The rest of the Spartans in Noble are Spartan-IIIs. IIIs aren't as augmented as IIs.
Noble Team is also 12 years old, since Spartan 3 augmentation make you age super fast.
No Jorge is just a really large spartan and noble team is the same height as master chief.
@@heraldofoblivion499 No, all of them are around 22-32, with jorge being 42 as the oldest.
@@leelandcataldo7685 I think Chief is still a bit taller than Noble Team. Either way Jorge is massive by any Spartan standard.
@@leelandcataldo7685 no…George is a big Spartan but II’s are all bigger than IIIs. Chief is bigger than Noble Team according to the novels.