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Bro badger turned himself into a spartan. Funniest shit I’ve ever seen.
Helps me forget the ending
Depressing times
Who cares I'm better
Your pfp
Is ultimate pog
Overdue for seeing that.
I kid you not spartan
Fun Fact: Canonically, the final mission was actually countless hours long, and involved 6 taking on an entire Covenant army, including wraiths and air support, and only succumbing after being mortally injured by a barrage of plasma fire and overwhelmed by Ultra and Zealot class elites, and even managed to kill four of them on the way out. He is only one of 2 Spartans to ever reach the "Hyper Lethal" Classification for a UNSC Spartan, the other being Master Chief (obviously). 6 Was a goddamn force of nature.
Doomguy salutes This Legend from the Pits of Hell, he will be remember as a Sentinel Warrior for eternity
And yet my force of nature was dressed like a goddamn idiot lmao. But that is actually super cool.
I don't remember that...
@@novared7 Noble 6:*shotguns a monster* “IT’S MY ASS KICKING OUTFIT BITCH!”
Lol
"Why is Jorge so big?"
He's an S-II. Fucker is in a whole separate leaderboard.
Spartan 2s are like a 1987 Peterbilt 379 and every new spartan since has been like a 1999 Dodge Stratus ES.
Mans is even taller than chief
@@oliverhasselbalch832 well I guess that was somewhat had to do with family genetics
Bros massive for a Spartan II as well lol. Think he’s the second tallest Spartan. Master chief and Nobel 6 are the same height
@@jacobm8242 master chief is a inch taller without armor then noble 6
The covenant's reasoning for glassing Reach
"I don't like them"
"The colony is right there"
"it was convient at the time and now we are in too deep to stop so might as well"
I thought they did it because that was the only strategy the Covenant could come up with that could reasonably kill Noble 6
Accurate though
I do like how Grouse is consistently represented by literally any humanoid with a Dallas mask
Grouse just *is* Dallas at this point.
I shouldn't, but fuck it. Grallas.
@@Randoinyourwalls423 FUCKING WHAT NOW???? GRALLAS????
@@Randoinyourwalls423 😂😂🤣🤣 that's a crime
@@HarveySharpe236 i love how a 2 year old video about a game thats 16 years old is still getting new comments to this day
"A game so old it was actually designed to be fun"
Felt.
lmfao
“So let’s just take R6: Extraction…and do NONE of that”
@@WorldWeave *H A L O : R E A C H*
24:15 how about some lemon to sweeten the deal?
I swear, I’m a fucking gen z’er, and have more fun with cargo, halo, than shit like war zone
"YOU CAN'T HAVE SHIT ON REACH!!"
-Jello, unknowingly explaining the entire plot of halo reach in less than 5 seconds
Sounds like Detroit
@@saipantribute6706 explain why
@@stylishniggachannel4763 You can't have shit in Detroit.
@@stylishniggachannel4763 can’t have shit in detroit
@@rocco5361 fair
Fun fact: Jorge was born in Pálháza in Reach, named afeter the real life Pálháza in Hungary, so, "hoarhay" is technically the correct way to say his name
Technically hungarians would pronounce it Yorge with an english y rather than an h
Yeah, Jorge is unironically hungarian
12:34 I love that badger didn’t know that you weren’t supposed to jump there. The path goes down further to a point where you can slide down the wall harmlessly and you can kill the elite.
I had to do a double take cause I thought you were me
😆
“Badger, mind telling me what you’re doing in that Reach server?”
“Sir, armor loc-“ (gets punched into explosive demise)
"Sir, groom-"
@@der_saftmon "You almost made me spit my gamer supps onto my monitor."
@@reddracen2193 I do wonder what he was doing on that Discord server.
Sorry dude I’m afraid your posting cringe
* *ARMORLOCKS* *
"A game so old it was designed to be fun"
This made me feel nostalgic
Sad titanfall noises
*Titanfall community going insane be like*
@@kaveirinha5711 i mean for good reason because there are like 2 people working on both titanfall one and two, thanks respawn, very cool. But props to those two people lmao
According to iniquity games a titanfall streamer, it is playable again. Thank the lords
Tf2 and tf2 are also great
Fun fact: I was actually chillin at a Disney resort when I watched this and this man single handed made round meal into existence. Without badger, roundmeal would never come to Internet culture. Truly a legend
I'll be honest, I would fucking eat that.
You know you're straight up wrong right?
“This is a good part right? Nobody dies.” (The next second) *Kat dies due to shield failure* 4:51
wasn't she supposed to be the smart one?
@@nore9580 yea so she was shot in the dome
Ronald mc GODDANM Donald
"A game so old it was actually designed to be fun."
The fact that that sentence is as true as it is
yes
😩
If you only play AAA fps games
wow and here i was wondering why halo reach is so much more fun than halo 4/5
@@atpsoldat2366 I mean 343 is in it for the money bungie actually just wanted to make good games that’s why like the recent halo games have been mid
Fun fact: Jorge is only 7’4” out of armor, his armor makes him 8’ tall.
I like that halo has made it possible for you to say the words "is only 7'4" in that order in a sentence together and have no one look at you funny.
I believe there is one Spartan 2 taller than Jorge, but I don't remember if that's true
@@sirfluffybunnyvii6329 I can't find any taller than Jorge, but there are two at the same height. Kurt and Sam both come in at roughly 8ft.
ONLY
@@sirfluffybunnyvii6329 It's Kurt-051 clocking in at 8'2" (that was in SPI armor though I think so more like 8').
Something i just noticed is that Badger's model keeps his right arm blown up for the rest of the video after the grenade detonates in it, pretty neat
So a fun factsfor Badger, Jorge is actually a Spartan-II which is the same class as the Master Chief who he trained with, while the rest of Noble team is Spartan-IIIs and funnily enough, even though he looks gigantic, he’s not the tallest Spartan that would be Kurt who is also a Spartan-II at over 8 feet tall.
The second fun fact is that Spartan-IIIs like the Majority of Noble team were actually created to be suicide squads and normally were given cheaper armor but some teams were given Mjolnir like what you see them wear in the games, but that was reserved for the more effective teams and Noble was so effective that they survived all deployments until Reach where Thom (the first Noble 6) died during a battle depicted in the Trailer, then during the events of Reach all of Noble except Jun died as intended.
Third is that Jun who escaped Reach later retired and instead became a recruiter and instructor to the later Spartan-IVs from the best within the UNSC military.
“Objection! Badger fucken ballin!”
Gets me every time.
BADGER FUCKIN BALLIN
6:55 legit every time
It's just perfect.
Your profile pic is dope i'm gonna use it
lul
It's even funnier when you realize that Jorge actually could have crossed up Cheif in the lore, since the were both Spartan-IIs, meaning they actually knew each other.
Garunteed they knew each other. Besides Grey (and maybe black) teams, Chief was the over all leader of the spartans. That's only 30~ people. He knew them all by name.
Yessss
He even made a cameo in the movie (canon to the lore) “the fall of reach” by saying “my name isn’t hor hay, it’s Jorge!” To his supervisor
He said it would "Do numbers on your brain cells" But jokes on you, I got none' left, played roblox a cuple of days, you'll undersand, if you know what im talkin' about
@@mirandalockey7334 “Shut up, Horhe!”
9:49 I love how badger just turns around to look how he got hit into a tenth of the stratosphere
I just realized Badger's spartan's suit stays damaged for the rest of the video after it gets damaged.Hats off,Dear Slavic Mustelidae.
True Halo campaign experience: constantly killing each other, trying stupid shit (sometimes with vehicles), someone who doesn’t contribute, and still having a fuckton of fun
I agree with ya, I love doing stupid shit with my little bro
Never finished the campaign because I liked the characters too much to let them die.
Shoutout to Woolie and V dedicating an episode to jamming an AA Warthog in an elevator, If it worked out they would've shown the Covvie fucks what's good
@@sphealingit222 It was even better when it exploded in the elevator and broke the map.
@@sphealingit222 god that is similar to one of my best memories, a friend and I jammed one of the forklifts all the way up to the phantom fight
“Ive been flashbanged by words” is a great way to describe badgers content
Always has been
@@XxGhst-xX i still have my braincells
*THEY PUT MAMSNRHBR CHEHFDE IN THE SODEr*
Are u just going to appear in everyones comment section?
I feel bad for the guy whose comment you copied verbatim while getting more likes than him because you have a check mark next your name
Thank you for the Arby 'n' the Chief reference. The show ended this year, and im glad to have been part of the journey.
Thank you so much.
"I don't want uppies" is so funny one of the funniest lines I've heard
Fun fact, Jorge is actually from the spartan 2 program like master chief, which is why he's an absolute unit compared to the rest of the spartan 3s
It's unfortunate how many people overlook or forget that.
Which is part of why people got mad about 5 and the fight against the spartan 4s it literally should have been blue team picking em apart with little resistance
The argument that chief is old is a bit bullshit considering that he’s at this point an ascended human
@@crazyperson4145 ya blue team had basically every accolade possible, while Osiris was more of an intelligence squad, Buck and Locke were the only lauded vets. I think two of Blue team could pretty handily 10/10 times beat Osirus
Unit
Honestly seeing badger’s discord violently explode with activity is the easiest way to know if there’s a new video.
Or just get some notifications on.?
"Several people are typing" in Badger's Discord is a dangerous thing to see.
@ahah I'm in danger😃 cuz you are bad
@ahah I'm in danger😃 I did
I mean there will be a left 4 dead video soon i think
I recently got a figure of Jorge, and this video makes me like him even more.
(I have not played any Halo game. I’m going strictly off my impressions through this video.)
6:42 its the ball getting logged in the wall that just tips it for me 🤣🤣
"A game so old it was designed to be fun"
Idk whether to laugh or cry at that, it's so true.
No you laugh _AND_ cry because it's *true.*
both.
Sorry but 2000s fps game were not designed to be fun, there's a reason we called it the dark ages of gaming.
@@merasmurry1460It's not a dark age. You don't like Reach? Great! Next game? They're all their own thing, and if you're thia salty, go back to the brine pool, or give some real examples of what you dislike, please.
@@VarangianGuard13 Look I'm sorry but halo is what ruined fps games, every game wanted to do the 2 weapon limit because of halo, everyone wanted to do the shitty turret section because of halo, everyone wanted the melee to an instant kill because of halo.
This of course lead to every fps game at the time trying to copy what halo did which lead to shit like call of duty and battlefield games that are fine, but are bland and repetitive.
Plus back in the mid 2000s to mid 2010s was when the PS3 was made and ended up being such a hassle to develop game for that many game studios ended up shutting down.
Plus the xbox 360 also came out around that time, and the xbox 360 was of course poorly designed to the point where it would overheat and brick itself. This is what is know as the "Red Ring Of Death".
Anyways those are just the main issues I have with halo and the games that came out around mid 2000s to mid 2010s.
If you would like more examples let me know I will provide.
The more I look at Russianbadger IRL the more I'm convinced he'd be the perfect green goblin in the Spiderman movies
I hate how much I agree with this.
Your too late Spider-Man, I’ve already sent 18 shitposts in general!
@@placeholder6343 I hate how in character this is for both of them
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo why why why why i hate you now
What have I started with that first comment good lord.
23:40 the ultimate lifeform: the running riot RussianBadger in da Wraif
3:51
TheRussianBadger: Everyone dies--
Also TheRussianBadger: *dies*
Grunt and Elite: *celebrates The Russian Badger's death*
"This is a good part right, nobody dies?"
I felt that.
Kat probably didn’t
@@astrocolton6448 calm down, he's already dead!
@@astrocolton6448 that Jackal probably posted that shot on the Covenant equivalent of the internet as part of a trickshot montage
@@fabricator-generalbob1342 It was an elite that killed her I think.
@@astrocolton6448 Wasn't Kat the blue one?
"a game so old it was actually designed to be fun"
damn he's right.
If it was made in 2015 or prior it was made to be fun. Yes I still include Halo 5 because Multiplayer was the one thing that kept the game alive and I had fun with that
Wost part is it's pretty damn real
Yea I killed him too
I love halo but I miss Jorge
@@ryanedgecomb1832
RIP Jorge
Aw man, the Blood Gulch map brings back so many memories from Red vs Blue
Bro badger is the only person I actually watch the sponsorships for.
This man makes literally ANYTHING entertaining
Fun fact - Jorge is the same class of Spartan as Master Chief (Spartan II), so it's entirely possible that Jorge dunked on Chief during training, I mean, Chief was a fucking powerhouse in the lore, but still, marginal possibility is still possibility.
So Jorge was an orphan..? Shit man that must be one tall orphan
@@meme.dream._sauce408 no the spartan 2s were the kids that were abducted spartan 3s like noble 6 were the orphans
Still a million times more possible than Spartan Locke
It's quite likely in fact. Chief was an all-rounder, a level headed leader, but the main thing he had going for him was straight luck. Most other Spartans had something they were better than the Chief at, especially the ones very specialised towards certain aspects of combat.
Actually compared to the rest of the candidates chief was kinda average he was just a great leader with alot of luck
this entire video is a fever dream and I love it
Nice pfp
hey kade
Didn’t think I’d see you here
Same
Racist.
I like how this man single handedly made halo relevant again
5:48 BABY!
7:50
7:54
9:44
5:48 BABY wait george George no GEORGE NOOOOOOOO
The only sad thing about Badger's mocap suit is Heavenly is no longer a cacodemon.
Also Kane lives in death?
@@c00lguy07 what
doom meatball
@@ju2tunknown exactly)
@@c00lguy07 Indeed, hail Kane.
“I can’t take this anymore”
*Yeets self out of helicopter*
Me when dream stans
amoung us
i would like to point out when he jumped out badger got an achievement
@@High_Peak achievement unlocked: kill a stan
"it's ok, I'll hop out da whip"
*Halo moment*
Jorge is just a Spartan II.
Imagine all the Spartan II's eating round-meals to themselves. That's what Jorge is, a unit of many eating round-meals single-handedly.
Just crunching it like an apple, wrapper and all.
20:59 YOOOO I MELE RUSH’EM TOO. It’s fun to close the distance on grunts and Elites and just *WHACK*
Ya know how Jorge tosses you out of the ship? Well he had his helmet off, which means his armour wasn't doing the movements in tandom with his nerves. Basically meaning that he was carrying the *collective weight* of *his* suit, you, and your suit *while only being mildly encumbered!*
Keep in mind Mjolnir armour is VERY heavy.
titanium
very heavy, use to crush the toes of the misbehaving child
Spartan IIs man...
mans could yeet all of the fucking US into another DIMENSION
Bruh mjolnir weighs 2 tons in total Jorge is over here casually holding up a fucking Ford F-150
In the books, I believe they said something about how when they put on the Mjolnir Mk II, it felt like nothing to the spartans
The Arby N' The Chief reference just de-aged me 12 years.
Yea dude !
He's been doing arby n the chief references for a long time.
lolololololololololololololol
that reference made me rollback to 2009
Didn't de-age me at all cuz I just watched the latest episode that was put out a few days ago.
I never had xbox live consistently or long enough to discover the custom games scene on Reach, but oh my god did I have so many hours of fun with the campaign, split screen, some basic multiplayer, and a ton of time in forge. This game and Halo 3 are nostalgic beyond words for me 😊😭😊
Reach was the game i was bad at combat, great at Forge.
I made a ton of minigames and maps for my brother to test with his buddies. I was never really good at the game, but it was still fun to see my brother run my gauntlet with his friends.
Actually, Reach came out during that glorious period when Bungie was granting eternal permission to use their music, so you can use whatever you like.
Ehhhh dont be so sure with 343 taking over and that teachnically being MCC version that may no longer apply
@@le_floofy_sniper_ducko7964 the only halo with copyright claim issues is 4
@@ENDfilms44 i wouldnt take any statement on in game sounds nor music at face value and it also depends if its twitch or youtube because one will claim one thing and the other wont and the other way around
@@ENDfilms44 you're right Halo 4 has the only music that gets copyright claims generally
"Okay, we need to make a good game... So let's take fornite.. and do NONE of that. Boom, halo reach."
1:03 Badger gets hit in the face and now has a permanent crack on his helmet
8:43 Badger’s arm gets blown off and has a new mechanical one for the rest of the vid
*The effort put into this 27 minute shitpost is so great*
Oh my, I didn't even notice that...
This comment needs more likes
@@chapinsaurio9856 agreed
27 minute shitpost is accurate. He’d probably agree wholeheartedly, too.
Seirra 117!
0:18 I did NOT need to know that.
U get 16 ppl in a lobby doing reach missions. U get to the cov ship and instead of a single squad the enemy see about 16 spartans just rush the hanger and the elites just” nope” out of the session leaving the grunts to handle the spartans.
*"Mind telling us what are you doing, Badger?"*
*_"Sir, trashtalking while armor lockin-"_*
**BOOM**
Yo everywhere I go
I see you in the comment section
wtf
Fun fact: Jorge is a Spartan II, same as the Master Chief making him part of the tallest generation of Spartans. He stands at 7’4” , making him four inches taller than the Master Chief. He is also the heaviest member of Noble Team, weighing *320 POUNDS.*
Thicc
@@jahvonramirez7687 he dummy thicc
It’s funny that Chief is 1 inch shorter than Shaq
@@kevoelevo88 it really is
b e e g b o i
Still after 2 years so much more fun to watch then over 90% of Videos on here. 10/10 Russianbadger just makes this videos a comedy Expereience searching for its own.
I have watched this cesspool of a video about 30 times and still can’t get enough.
"a game so old it was actually designed to have fun" = words that make me proud to be an og Halo fanboy
The good ole times
The better years.
“So this is a good cutscene, right? Nobody dies?” He says, as Kat’s head explodes and her corpse slams into the pavement.
Pisses me off how she could've survived that.
@Videoms ...ARMOUR LOCK ARMOUR LOCK ARMOUR LOCK
"spartans never die, they're just missing in action"
me: (coughs in reach)
@@nikolai4810 she could not. the massive radiation flare from the glassing disabled their shields. they most likely couldn't put them back up until they made it to the radiation bunker
They're putting the Master Chief back in the soda for real on November 6, my birthday no less
naturally instantly quoted this
After 2 years and watching this video dozens of times it is probably the best video I could've started this channel with
"Halo Reach, a game so old, it was actually designed to be fun"
god that is so true it hurts.
Feelz bad mang
I felt that on a personal level
Considering game & watch also made like that, damn that really hurt
" Mamster Chiemf on a bottle "
Said by a Spartan after killing all his teammates
they put the mamsnrhbr chehfde in the soder, funnyest shidd I’ve ever sgedf
Can someone put a time stamp for that?
@@ravendefinitelyover188 it's starting on 1:43 I think
Where'd you get the overflow cousin with a christmas hat from?
@@Budokaienjoyer I made it XD
This was my first badger video and 2 years later im still laughing so much my brain is melting
This is one of my all time favorite games glad to see enjoyment in it years later only thing he misses out on was the headshot kill animations where the infamous hurray kill was famed in
Fast Facts: Jorge is actually the only Spartan II in Noble Team, the rest are Spartan IIIs.
Which is why he's so much bigger (jorge is the tallest spartan 2 but still)
Actually, Kurt is the tallest.
@@regularasiandude17 still, jorge is taller than the average spartan 2, the average spartan 2 is just slightly taller than master chief if i remember correctly, either that or equal in size to chief.
@@PeachDragon_ So you're saying that, among his peers, Chief is a shortstack.
Oh wow Palmer thinking he'd be taller makes sense now.
@@PeachDragon_ nope Master Chief is slightly above average at 7'2 and Jorge is 7'4 while the tallest spartan is Kurt which is 8'2, don't know where you got that Master Chief is short that's just not true
Jorge is significantly larger than the other Spartans in Noble because he’s a Spartan-II and the others are Spartan-IIIs. He’s quite a bit older and significantly more heavily augmented.
He's larger than most of the IIs, too.
Came here to say this.
@@NaruSanavai Jorge is a fucken BIG boi.
Soooo…… your saying he’s an aBsoLuTe
UUUUUNNNIITTTTTT
@@NaruSanavai yes but some of the 2's make him look like a 3 hes bigger than most but some are just stupid big.
why is badger like the nicest person in the world non-toxic good sportmanship and spreading that with others we need more badgers bacuse he is a baller
Played the game when it first came out and frankly I love the story, i cried at the end and this shit is hilarious. However many years later dying of laughter
I won't lie, Halo: Reach holds a special place in my heart and it will eternally be my favourite Halo game... The Forge days were something else with some amazing and really creative gamemodes...
oh yeah
My friends made a forge map with a secret base halo reach and three cant be topped in my opinion
Hell yeah
I miss the og days
I was better at Reach's forge when I was dumber (younger) than I am now, in which I struggle to not make new angles for buildings
Basically, whatever badger does is an amazing tactic in games like I've seen a lot of badgers vids, and he is a beast in everything he plays
I LOVE halo: reach! I play it often, and it's one of my favorites.
"His name his "JORGE" chat? There's no way his name is Jorge." "YES THAT IS JORGE YES THAT IS JORGE YES THAT IS JORGE YES THAT IS JORGE YES THAT IS JORGE."
It took me until like 16 minutes to think of think of the rabbits George
I genuinely want a Russian Badger: Talk-S**t-And-Get-Hit compilation because I’d be choking on my own laughter from just how consistent he is with getting cocky before getting put down Byakuya VS Renji style…
"Yeeaaah!!! ARMOR LOCK. BITCH!!"
*GETS INSTANTLY BLASTED*
btw i was just rewatching Bleach earlier w/ my bro, remembering those good ole' times
yes id love to see that as well lol
Renji is the definition of talk sh!t get hit throughout the whole series
@@its.jackson6621 Oh my god! Yes! Dude’s best wins are in the Goddamn Bount Arc LoL!
4:05
There it is. The legendary moment. So many memes, so many memories.
we need another halo badger video
“Yes when I was 14 I was still a threat to my parents”
As if all fourteen year olds aren’t
Word
True
But for different reasons
I feel offended.
“Dey put the mamstur chief in the solder” - Ghandi probably
Dae put deh masjtrer schneef ign de shodehr
@@maxcohen62 qwite wacky innit
Ok im watching this for the 5th time now.Its a ritual at this point that
1.This pops up in my recommend when im low.
2.I HAVE to watch it.
Love it,badger.This is unironically my compfort video.
the cup badger has for his guacamoli gamer fart is incredible 😂😂
The fact that he MADE an Arby n' The Chief reference means that those years of watching it after school weren't a fever dream and I appreciate that 🤣
When-
Timestamp plz
TIME STAMP NOW
25:33 here ya guys go
@@captainskychaser9536 damn this is doing numbers 😂 tyyy
Jesus Christ Badger, your mocap suit animating is getting out of hand…… I freaking love it
his evolution in animations has grown so much he is literally *ASCENDED*
i miss this game dearly... you would have enjoyed the zombie modes that came out later... so much fun. GREAT VIDEO as Always mate!
I hope you do more Halo.
"Do you ever wonder why we are here?"
"It's one of life's greatest mysteries isn't it?"
" no I mean here, in this canyon."
I get the reference
RvB is elite
Tucker tried to explain it once but I wasn’t paying attention… there were cookies on the counter
We could pull out tomorrow and they'd have 2 bases in a box canyon.
Whoopdy fuckin doo.
As a long-time halo reach fan, this video hits deeper than an energy sword through my sternum.
Who cares I'm better
Elites, then?
That or a gravity hammer smacking me square in the head.
This shit hits harder than new Alexandria
@@TheDevPodcast did you really just say who cares?
I watch this vid over and over throughout the week because it is quality, Nothing over throws The Russian Badger
You need to replay the game, but on solo, and try to immerse yourself. This game has one of the greatest stories of any halo game I’ve ever played, and it literally brought me to tears with its impact on me. Play. The. Campaign. For the story.
Badger: "The Campaign's story is intentionally misleading and just flat out vague..."
Me: Seems about right.
Are posting your reaction today?
Bungie were sooo jaded and kinda jealous of Eric Nylunds written novel " The Fall of Reach " even they helped him with the source material!
Sup Renegades?
Yea this was back when they also wanted you to READ the books and lore and shit, when games still had that
Don’t bring my dang memories back pls
"A game so old it's designed to be fun" is the most upsettingly true thing all year.
I HATE how accurate that statement is.
@@MrSpartan993 mostly accurate for triple-A annlual next gen video games whith microtransactions, battle passes and season passes, but yeah, i hate it too.
Splitgate pretty fun ngl
I mean there are still games designed to be fun, it’s just that almost none of them are first person shooters. At least infinite and splitgate are promising
That was one hell of a video opener
This video is just a ton of stupid funny stuff all mushed together and it makes me laugh every time
Badger is reaching levels of quality and nostalgia that should not be mathematically possible.
I hope this video hits Halo fans as much as the FONV video hit me.
What is math if not trying to make the impossible possible
Not scientifically possible!!!!
1 gold star to each person that knows this meme.
It be doing numbers (get it, math)
@@DamienDarksideBlog I’m a halo fan and this is one of the funniest videos I’ve ever watched, it’s hilarious and it’s so good, this man earned a new sub and like
"PUNCH HIM SO HARD, HE EXPLODES!"
- Mr. Torgue, Borderlands 2
“THE MOST BAD*SS THING YOU CAN DO IS TREAT A WOMAN WITH RESPECT” -Mr Torgue, Borderlands 2
@@RepaidGold58 but not other men; those you punch so hard they explode
“RIGHT NOW YOU’RE RANKED #572 ON THE LEADERBOARD WHICH PUTS YOU BEHIND MY GRANDMA BUT AHEAD OF THE GUY SHE GUMMED TO DEATH. IT TOOK SIX HOURS!”
Torgue ?
I haven’t heard that name in ages.
Some good old vibes right here.
God, wraith killing sprees were SO SATISFYING! XD
Something about the projectile taking a leisurely stroll through the air before detonating with the force of a six pack of grenades just made every kill a moment of joy. XD
I quote this video everytime someone brings up Five Guys. Thanks bajur 😊
The tire iron in fallout is the same as the wooden sword in Skyrim. I once enchanted a wooden sword with soul steal and stamina damage, named it morning wood and the proceeded to kill the boss of the main story with it and steal his soul.
Perfection
If it was any other game I would question it
But since it was Skyrim it checks out
I’d believe it but you can’t take Alduins soul as he is a dragon and soul steal doesn’t work on dragons and Alduin doesn’t get his soul stolen anyway.
I'd believe it. With fortify restoration loops, forced armor glitch, and so many more. Skyrim is such a broken game, it's wrapped back around to being good.
I mean wooden sword is good, but have you ever enchanted a fork and knife with chaos damage and fiery soul trap and called yourself an eccentric gourmet cannibal?
0:37 - 0:38 Seeing Dalas' mask on top of Spartan armor is one of the most blursed images I have ever seen.
Dallas is Grouse's icon now lol
right next to “woman respecter killed you”
"put on the mocap suit and make jorge cross up master chief" 💀
This was my first Badger video ever watched and it came out of nowhere and now I’m a daily watcher